April 22nd, 2014

Flashback : Tory Immigration Poster


  1. 1
    Anonymous says:

    Dunno, tell me.


    • 9
      lol says:

      I’m thinking I’m glad I already left :-P


    • 20
      Norman Normal says:

      He is now the Right Honourable Lord Howard of Lympne. Formerly known as Michael Howard.


    • 186
      bbb says:


      • 209
        bbk.. do what you want when you want says:

        do what you when you want so long as you are fine with it.
        create a desire for better living, if not then ok.
        find a driver or even the driver.


        • 230
          bbk.. do what you want when you want says:

          a bit of honesty leads to be a bit of detachment from the past. a bit of detachment from the past creates a bit of honesty. this is how the snake moves and eventually sheds a skin. but everything needs space. and all we have is space.


      • 297
        táxpáyér says:

        “Right wing mainstream press.” HAHAHA
        Noam Chumpsky HAHA

        Try reading some newer people.


        • 378
          UKIPPER says:

          new immigration figures come out the very morning Brits go to the Euro polls – leading Tory bosses to fear an even bigger ballot box meltdown.
          In an extraordinary twist of luck, the Office of National Statistics issue their next quarterly migration numbers on May 22.



    • 245
      Common sense vs Common purpose says:

      Yep….we’re thinking what you’re thinking…….and that is “Farage is going to trample all over the status quo and you are going to lose your jobs”……fcucking good job too….goodnight.


      • 313
        Dave Camerooon the famous defender of Chr1sti@n faith says:

        Jesus Christ I said to myself.. I’ve had the fear of g0d knocked into me.

        I could lose my grip on power. I could lose the GE.

        What would I do ? What would my Eton chums do ?

        And then it dawned on me like a vision from the gods, faith. Proclaim my faith.
        Faith in me, my policies my morals bladdah bladdy blah, you know how it goes..

        We’ll actually Lynton said release an Easter message, it will ‘play’ really well..

        I told him you’re in luck Lynton…I do Christ really well…er…um.. What I said was I do gods really well… No.. The God of bibles… Bugger this is difficult… Ok if I go to church at the weekend I speak to a priest yes… And he speaks to god about me and my faith in me and god and all that stuff. Yes I’m faith and god believes in me.

        You see I got there in the end.

        Anyway how was I to know everybody would see through my Christian message and call me a fake Christian, a hypocrite… It hasn’t actually gone to plan.

        And I really really really want to stay as PM…. Pleeeeeeeaseeeeee vote for me…. You can trust me…. I’m not a liar ;) honest to god !

        DC. PM.


    • 281
      rolex or omg who won at wimbledon says:

      “do something nice.
      i deserve nice.
      nice is the prize.”


    • 323
      polo player. says:

      one sucks and spits for he is a snake.
      the other is on the horse .


    • 345
      M says:

      How many of us own homes that that the people coming in want to buy & rent .

      That keeps the prices high and unaffordable

      So lets limit immigration based on an infrastructure that can cope

      Hope it’s not too much common seance for one post ?


      • 376
        Anonymous says:

        So you’re alright jack and fuck everyone else…I shouldn’t be surprised reading this on a Tory blog.


    • 373
      UKIPPER says:

      Its St Georges Day

      “Cry God for England UKIP and Farage”


  2. 2
    jgm2 says:

    Probably jailed as a ‘racist’.


    • 10
      JH3243262323545645 says:

      You’re racist for suggesting that.


      • 16

        You are a racist for using the word racist.

        Where that leaves me…


      • 29
        Common Purpose says:

        It’s racist if you don’t think that


        • 35
          JH3243262323545645 says:

          Seems that we are racist no matter what we do, short of just walking into the nearest ethnic ghetto and hoping to be mugged and assaulted as some sort of nebulous reparation for slavery and the Empire or something.


          • Handycock Immigrant Trafficker says:

            You are all racists. Immigration is good for the UK, good for the Liberal Democrats who bring them into their constituencies, and particularly good for me and my boys who house them in Portsmouth. Boaz.


          • David Camermong (famous defender of all Chr1st1@ns) says:

            If you are not bloody Chr1st1@ns like me… then you are also racists.

            If you have faith like me, in me, err I mean in the bible, err… if G 0d has faith in me.. no.. I mean if you do Church, errr.. I mean go to Church to see the bible.. no, I mean if you go to Church to see a priest like me, and you do G 0d then my faith will be like gods !

            See I got there in the end…

            I had faith, in the bible.

            I’m g 0d, no I mean I’m Chr1st1@n.


            DC. PM.


            PS – I learned those ‘xxx”s from the good book of Rebekah Br00ks…
            Makes me more Notting Hill street don’cha’think ?

            OK yaah, ciao ciao xx


    • 18
      Bill Quango MP says:

      I should hope they were jailed. Imagine having that sort of view that there could be too much immigration In today’s multicultural, diverse, vibrant and progressive British isles.

      Actually, that British Isles is a bit racist isn’t it? It implies you have to be British to be here. I think it needs changing. Something like the Afro-Asian-Arab-Anglo Isles


      I think its a winner.


    • 309
      A Woomun ob Culla says:

      Da whitey up abuv menshun da Blick Cab – ha am da raycyst

      Da whitey up abuv menshun da Muzzo – ha am da raycyst

      Da whitey up abuv menshun da Cownsil Hus – ha am da raycyst

      All da whitey wuld am da raycyst


  3. 3
    Nigel Farage says:

    Sounds good, as long as it doesn’t apply to my wife!


    • 113
      I'm paid by the EU, BBC and CCHQ to smear UKIP [controller log in] says:

      It’s logging off time now please.
      No overtime this week.
      We’re saving it for next month remember.
      Lynton (pass the nuts) Crosby


    • 239
      Ray Seest says:



      • 320
        Nick 'the Stooge' Robinson says:

        Racist. Racist. Racist.
        We’re all racists, you’re a racist, you and you and you and so are we.

        We are the BBC, and if you don’t think like us, like the BBC then you’re a big fat racist.



        Nick ‘the Stooge’ Robinson and his bosses the BBC



        • 365
          Jim says:

          Is the job of a EU Secretary paid for by the EU an EU job open to the total EU population or is it a job restricted to English applicants only?
          Answer, please see BBC report for Balance and Fair Play.


  4. 4
    All the world says:

    He was right – was he sacked?


    • 211
      George Orwell says:

      England is perhaps the only great country whose intellectuals are ashamed of their own nationality. In left-wing circles it is always felt that there is something slightly disgraceful in being an Englishman and that it is a duty to snigger at every English institution, from horse racing to suet puddings.

      It is a strange fact, but it is unquestionably true that almost any English intellectual would feel more ashamed of standing to attention during God save the King than of stealing from a poor box.


    • 325
      Folk at the pub says:

      So it’s racist for UKIP to want a managed immigration policy like those racists in Australia, and those racists in New Zealand, and also like the managed immigration policy of those racists in Canada…

      But it’s not racist for the Conservatives to say British jobs for British workers a couple of years ago !

      In fact no one even mentions it, like some revisionist theory it is simply forgotten….

      Either the BBC and the media are hypocrites or they think the general public, you know plebs, are fcuking stupid..

      Come on…. Which is it Nick ‘the Stooge’ Robinson….

      Are you hypocrites or are we racists ?


  5. 5
    Lke you said the bankers ARE scum says:



  6. 6
    Norma Stitz says:

    He had ‘something of the night’ about him.


    • 321
      Folk at the pub says:

      Slap head Robinson has something of a big hypocritical slap head about him, that’s for sure.


  7. 7
    Bosun Higgs says:

    He’s selling payday loans, cars, gravy, sofas or whatever the client wants.


  8. 8
    The British media are cunts says:

    Why did that 4 eyed cuunt Nick Robinson keep going on and on to Farage about employing his wife?

    I’ve never heard old Toenails ask any of his friends in the Labour party about employing their wives or fitting up constituencies for the son’s and daughters of sitting MP’s


    • 14
      lol says:

      Because she’s a German immigrant.


      • 34
        The British media are cunts says:

        So fucking what? Labour want to control immigration as well and plenty of them are foreign.

        Bet Toenails won’t be asking them.


        • 55
          The Growler says:

          “It’s time to put a limit on immigration” they haven’t done a very good job have they?


        • 108
          Northern Organ says:

          Why don’t they question labour about the odd candidate selection on my patch?

          Leeds Councillors:
          Cllr James Mckenna
          Cllr Andrea Mckenna
          PLCllr Stuart Mckenna

          If the last one gets elected, replacing retiring Cllr Tom Murray, 3 members of the same family will represent Labour in the city. Can’t they find anyone else willing to do the job?


          • Another Labour Dynasty says:

            The Ali family of Waltham Forest are already quite busy enough – what with milking the benefits system by use of their property empire and with all the other pies they have stuck their fingers in.


          • NE Frontiersman says:

            A look at the full candidates list in Waltham Forest – not simply those elected – is revealing, though possibly not untypical.
            There are probably more surnames in the Pitcairn phone book.


        • 114
          Anonymous says:

          35% of UK MP’s employ a family member – what the fcukin problem ?


          • Standards says:

            Corruption and nepotism go hand in hand.


          • Anonymous says:


            Err hang on a minute, no one is suggesting it is corrupt to employ your wife as an MEP or MP, that’s fully allowed in the rules.

            It would only be corrupt if said wife was employed but did no work.

            And no one is claiming that.

            So what’s your point ?


      • 52
        Di Rear says:

        So what Yasmin Alabi Lulabi is an immigrant, paid for by the bloody BBC via UK tax payers. What’s your point?


    • 15
      IMHO says:

      He’s a racist. He thinks that employing foreigners is always bad. Except at the BBC.


    • 22
      Ed 'fliperty' Balls says:

      I do not employ my wife.
      You do!

      HAHAHAHAH! Suckers!


    • 241
      Ray Seest says:

      Nick Robbingtwat is a racist.


      • 327
        Anonymous says:

        Robinson has sunk to new lows of party political smearing and outright propaganda.

        I shudder to think what the likes of Robinson and the BBC would be prepared to lie about on a serious issue that was more than about whether a man employs his German wife.

        The sooner the BBC is privatise the better. It won’t be a day too late.


  9. 11
    The Bog Standard Labour Party. says:

    Crosby has risen again.

    He has more lifes than a cat!


  10. 13
    The British Public says:

    No-one wants a limit. We want it stopped. Entirely. And the two million illegals currently here rounded up and removed.

    Then, and only then, in a proper functioning democracy would we maybe think about allowing the government to permit a few selected people in who can demonstrate their genuine worth to the British people (ie not just someone coming in who is going to employ more of his foregin relatives in his dodgy import business or undercut local workers).


    • 24
      Speak for yerself says:

      You’re not speaking for “the british public”, Tosser, only the tabloid readers. I quite like the idea of more tasty foreign totty available instead of the fat, pasty high maintenance nagging british hags.


      • 33
        Westmonster Brothel says:

        They come under the ‘highly skilled migrants’ programme, but they are not for the likes of you, saddo.


        • 117
          Dave. Camermong (famous defender of Chr1st1@ns) says:

          Thats all well and good.

          But I do believe in J3sus Chr1st.

          Pleeeeasee vote for me….

          I am desperate, I have had the fear of God put into me that I might lose grip on power…

          What would me and my Eton chums do then…. :(

          Lynton told me to say it.. he even wrote it.

          Honestly, it’s not my fault this Chri sti@n thing has gone to sh1t.

          I didn’t think it would look like this, we thought it would ‘play’ much better.

          None of us realised I would like a fcuking lying hypocrite within 3 seconds of the press release……



          • Dave. Camermong (famous defender of Chr1st1@ns) says:

            I don’t think I’m a hypocrite am I ?

            Christians do not have a right to wear a cross or crucifix openly at work, the Government is to argue in a landmark court case.
            The response, prepared by the Foreign Office, adds: “In neither case is there any suggestion that the wearing of a visible cross or crucifix was a generally recognised form of practising the Christian faith, still less one that is regarded (including by the applicants themselves) as a requirement of the faith.”



          • GK Chesterton says:

            You are going to hell. No doubt about that whatsoever.


          • Hilaire Bollock says:

            G K Chesterton: To look at you, anyone would think there was a famine in England.

            G B Shaw: To look at you, anyone would think you caused it.


          • Ray Seest says:

            Dear Christians.
            To wear your cross at work and to not suffer religious persecution by the Establishment political parties, wear a massive cross under a burkka.
            You can also wrap your cross inside a turban.
            No thanks needed.


    • 41
      fat chav says:

      Businesses wont allow that, they would have to start paying decent wages, the share holders and the board of directors would be out of pocket, M.P.s wouldn’t get as much in consultancy fee’s, banks would be out of profit with their pay day lending fronts and gambling shops might take a hit, not to mention the subsidised businesses (sorry charity shops) add to that all the council housing stock that would have to go to young working family’s, instead of investment funds, no no this wouldn’t do at all.


      • 53
        Fixed it for you says:

        Non-taxpaying foreign owned businesses wont allow that, they would have to start paying decent wages, the non-dom share holders and the overseas board of directors would be out of pocket, M.P.s wouldn’t get as much in consultancy fees, banks would be out of profit with their pay day lending fronts and the Gibraltarian based gambling shops might take a hit, not to mention the subsidised multinational businesses (sorry charity shops) add to that all the council housing stock that would have to go to young working family’s, instead of investment funds, no no this wouldn’t do at all.


      • 56

        You are so sunk in your sad little world that you haven’t noticed that wage inflation has overtaken price inflation. FFS get a life.


        • 67
          táxpáyér says:

          if you think the inflation figures are accuratly recording falls in purchasing power I have an inexpensive bridge i can sell you….


        • 75
          A Comment says:

          Firstly, many people have not yet had a pay rise.

          Secondly, if you believe the government’s dodgy inflation statistics are the basis for any kind of intelligent conversation about the state of the economy I have second-hand bridge over the Thames I can let you have for cash (Swiss Francs only please).


        • 85
          fat chav says:

          crumbs, I thought it was only me taking mind bending substances.


        • 161
          ONS says:

          Don’t believe your lying eyes, believe our statistics.


        • 163
          State lies says:

          Inflation figures, crime figures, immigration figures, unemployment figures, UK population figures.

          Mmmm, I wonder what they all have in common.


      • 72
        táxpáyér says:

        oh come now. The main reason mass unskilled immigration is allowed is to put pressure on rents.


        • 143
          The metropolitan liberal elite says:

          Where would we find nannies for our children? Maids? Handymen? Cleaners? We could hardly employ British working-class persons!


          • jgm2 says:

            The fuckers won’t do it.


          • Rag and Bone Charity Shop Economy says:

            When was the last time they were given a genuine chance?


          • Why oh why won't the lazy, ghastly English work for peanuts says:

            To the liblabcon w@nkers, we English aint good enough to work in England, but we’re good enough to die in Afghanistan and Iraq….and in Ukraine if the shit stirring fcukers get their way.


          • Anonymous says:

            How many of theses helpful European immigrants don’t give a toss about the UK taxman and simply claim benefits and carry on working cash in hand…

            How many illegal immigrants work cash in hand, get emergency benefits, and pay no tax ?

            How many legal immigrants earn so little they pay no tax and are able to then claim in work benefits. Then any work and income above the minimum is simply done cash in hand so no tax is paid and in work benefits are not jeopardised…


    • 346
      Bob says:

      Two million? Try 7½ million (Home Office “unreleased” statistics)!

      Round ‘em up, fingerprint and DNA log them, deport them. Give them £50 each in their pocket to “get them started”. If they come back, they’re easily identified. They can then have 3 months on Rockall. Survivors will be deported again. It becomes self-selecting. Problem solved.


  11. 17
    nell says:

    Don’t know the answer to that one although the message of course holds much sense.

    I’ve been rather more amused at the labour chap gareth thomas banging on about Gibraltar being an island!! He was obviously educated in one of labour’s comprehensives !! Wouldn’t want these people in charge of foreign policy would we ? And given their past dire record in economics and health when they were in government what would we want them to get their sticky little fingers on ??!!


  12. 19
    Kussen meine fettigen reifen says:

    What happened to good old Tory values eh?


  13. 21
    Anonymous says:


    • 28
      Bill Quango MP says:

      I don’t know if he’s a racist.
      More a nuisance.


    • 31
      nell says:

      The thing about gordon was that you could never believe what he said. He simply told you what he thought you wanted to hear and didn’t care if it was a blatant untruth, which it mostly was!


      • 51
        Ally Marsbar says:

        Change the fuckin record you old hen.


        • 58

          She’s right though. If you can’t face the truth fuck off to Labour List.


          • Tesco is a conglomerate of shit says:

            The one-eyed moron is lecturing the Jocks on saving their pensions. That’s like Jimmy Savile speaking on child-care. The fucker stole a portion of the pension I started saving for in the ’70s and I hope the bullying, incompetent, thieving bastard dies of leprosy, slowly and in agony.


  14. 26
    Anonymous says:


    • 38
      nell says:

      Well the silly kay burley aside, most of us don’t care whether you are caucasion or non caucasian. What is really important to most of us is that you have work skills, you work full time and don’t live off the state. You provide housing, love and care for your family , look after your garden and do your bit for the community and be respectful and supportive of your neighbours.

      Nobody can ask more than that of any human being.


      • 81
        UKIP or bust says:

        That’ll do Nell. Shame the medja can’t see that, and promote it for a better country.


      • 119
        Mo No Fun says:

        Hmmm… you could do all that and still want to see Sharia rule installed in this country (whatever your skin colour BTW). So I think we can ask people also not to attempt to replace our democracy with totalitarian political or religious systems.


        • 124
          I'm paid by the EU, BBC and CCHQ to smear UKIP [controller log in] says:

          We’re in danger of having a proper debate here.
          Guido pls can you nip this in the bud.
          We need to get back on message – smearing UKIP.

          Nothing more. Nothing less.

          Smear. Smear. Smear.

          No debate.

          Got it posters ?


  15. 27
    Keep your hands in your pockets says:

    It looks like the Ukrainians have now taken to killing their politicians.

    I wonder where all this will end.


    • 37
      Common Sense says:



    • 93
      TJ says:

      Heaven forfend that such activity would cross EU borders!


      • 105
        Emperor Rumpy says:

        I would be shocked. Truly shocked. Luckily, the EU is a very democratic place and no-one has any reason to bring down the wrath of the demos on the shoulders on any democratically elected EU officials.


    • 257
      Dirty Digger, our moral compass says:

      In an earthquake

      We haven’t had one for a while

      I say we need one before the World Cup

      To keep our sales up and the chavs amused


  16. 30
    The British media are cunts says:

    Would Nick Robinson like to tell us where HIS job was advertised when he moved to the BBC?

    Or where the job for the editor of Newsnight was advertised?

    Or where the head of digital media (filled by a lefty ex Labour mong) was advertised?

    Would Nick Robinson like to explain why there are NO Polish journalists or journalists from other eastern countries employed by the BBC?

    Funny that the BBC are all in favour of mass immigration…so long as the jobs of the WHITE middle class elite at the BBC are protected.


    • 40
      nell says:

      Let’s be fair ,anybody with a sense of fairness and balance would not want to work for the beeb.


      • 73
        Nelly says:

        No, let’s all be Perkins typists. Moron.


      • 128
        BBC staff says:

        It is stated in our contracts we are entitled to an Addison Lee taxi account on pain of death.

        Cut BBC 4 or 1extra or coverage of the disabled olympics, we don’t care.
        Only send 650 journos to Rio and not the 1,150 that want to go. We don’t care.

        Just don’t touch our Addison Lee taxi accounts..

        Got it ?


        • 248
          Ray Seest says:

          Addison Lee are two bob minicabs. The Chairman of AL gives millions of £s to the Conservatives to make sure immigration isn’t curbed.


          • Anonymous says:

            Well done Watson, how long did it take you to work out business loves immigration because it keeps wages down, and loverleeeey profits up !


          • táxpáyér says:

            House builders are the #1 gain.

            Restrict supply = Higher prices.
            Subsidise immigration = Lower Wage Costs AND more customers.
            Can rent to workers to get most of the wages back.


    • 47
      Suttee says:

      Actually, if you look behind the scenese, the BBC is disproportionately staffed by members of the Chakrabharti and Ghose clans. No lower Indian castes need apply.


  17. 39
    Anonymous says:

    Looks like she’s gone home now.


    • 68
      C.O.Jones says:

      Don’t tell the Anglo Saxons, Celts or Slavs that.


      • 101
        RightwinggitRedux says:

        Half Celt, half Saxon….anyone fancy an axe in the head?

        I could use a Seax, if you require refinement.


    • 147
      Bosun Higgs says:

      A ‘race’ cannot be defined with sufficient accuracy to be taxonomically useful. It’s just a meaningless word with which to annoy people, like ‘mong’.


      • 175
        Moving goal posts says:

        You’ll find ‘race’ can be defined well enough when it applies to non-whites ie Black Police Association etc….

        It’s only when white people start thinking in terms of race for themselves that ‘problems’ suddenly appear.


  18. 46
    The Bog Standard Labour Party. says:

    The United Kingdom is very small and you have to be sensible about immigration. We are not the size of America and the Labour Party would do well to accept this.

    Out of Europe! Trade only!


    • 133
      I'm paid by the EU, BBC and CCHQ to smear UKIP [controller log in] says: says:

      Get rid of this moron, or try and smear him, now !


    • 138
      I'm paid by the EU, BBC and CCHQ to smear UKIP [controller log in] says: says:

      As I said, can somone counter this poster with some made up facts now !
      You simply can’t allow this kind of debate to gather momentum.

      Shut it down.
      Shut it down.
      Shit it down.


    • 151
      White rabbit says:

      Nothing remotely sensible is sensible anymore. Form an opinion by naturally brewing and letting settle sensible opinions. Then reverse it for public discourse.
      If a politician, reverse it as above then multiply effect and become a complete c’u’nt.


  19. 50
    mr duberry's get out clause generator ltd says:

    The poster said, ‘it’s time to put a limit on immigration’, not ‘we are going to put a limit on immigration’.


    • 59
      Ally Marsbar says:

      A young relative returned from overseas after eight years recently and has an abode in London. He was warned things had changed. He would not accept the warning and castigated such thoughts.

      He recently spent a few hours in Woolwich and only saw Nigerians throughout. At the O2 there were only brown faces. He thought he was in a nightmare.

      He is but no one is going to stop this now. It’s why the IR chase you for one pound.


      • 383
        jack ketch says:

        I am a 30 year ex-pat. I have noticed that if you go to concerts, especially the Proms, museums, Sadlers Wells and art galleries, you rarely see a black or brown face, except for the cleaners, the attendents and the parking “enforcers” outside.


    • 221
      Foxie says:

      I’m commenting on the “Are you thinking what we’re thinking””

      Well actually I was, but it seems Cameron ch-ch-changed his mind, but didn’t tell anyone, he definitely didn’t tell me..


    • 353
      JH-0912384590231a says:

      It was time to put a limit on immigration in about 1952.


  20. 57
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Are you thinking what we’re thinking?

    Yes! Vote UKIP :-)


  21. 61
    The British media are cunts says:

    How interesting that ITV didn’t fixate on who Farage is married to.

    Come on Robinson you left wing fucking mong, admit you hate Farage you BBC cuunt.


    • 64
      Ally Marsbar says:

      And why was the camera centred on you with Nigel half out the frame. Plus it’s not as if you are photogenic. Are there transmitters in those frames?


  22. 62
    The British media are cunts says:

    Anyone else notice the cow reading the BBC 6PM news looked all happy and had a big smile when she introduced Gordon Brown? The BBC really still do love the one eyed fucking jock bastard.


    • 112
      BBC Mong says:

      Of course we do; like us he is trying to destroy the UK – although in his case it is always by accident; like an old man pissing himself.


  23. 63
    Ally Marsbar says:

    Dr R F(l)uck, NHS thinks we need better understanding of how one thousand kidney failures through dehydration in hospital are caused.

    Would that be a three year enquiry then or just a few jugs of water you fuckin moron.


  24. 69

    One of our kindly trolls appears to have posted a faux message from 8illy on an earlier thread.

    It linked to a site purporting to sell the domain kebabtime. It was not the correct one.

    The lad seems to have had some problems recently but he is still here, occasionally for the moment:


    I wish him the best of luck in sorting himself out. He can do it.


  25. 69
    Ally Marsbar says:

    Calling all Scotch: Ignore ignorant Gordon. Vote YES.


  26. 71
    Charlie Kennedy says:

    :) :) :) :)


    • 140
      Dave Cameroon (ultimate defender of Chris ti@ns) says:

      Is it holy beer… I mean holy wine ?

      Like what they sell in Notting Hill ?

      Ok yaahh

      DC. PM


  27. 74
    Giftedbutlazee says:

    I’ll leave it to the late great Iain Banks to articulate my viewpoint on the Osborne/IDS/Cameron legacy.

    your society’s broken, so who should we blame? Should we blame the rich, powerful people who caused it? No let’s blame the people with no power and no money and these immigrants who don’t even have the vote, yeah it must be their fucking fault

    Honestly – they can all fuck off back under the rocks they crawled out from. IDS in particular needs to be chased by an angry mob with pitchforks and clubs.

    Kevin Bridges quality joke about Poundstretcher’s involvement in the Workfare scheme sums it all up nicely “you’re working in a store where everything is worth a quid except you.”


    • 126
      táxpáyér says:

      Dribble on yea of little brain.


    • 135
      jgm2 says:

      Stop blaming the politicians. We (collectively) voted for them. When Brown was destroying the nation’s finances and Blair starting insane wars and Straw et al importing two million third-worlders to plump out the voting numbers in Labour shitholes we (collectively) still re-elected the c*unts.

      It’s our own fucking fault for putting up with such shit.

      We have to accept that the British people, collectively, are fucking morons which is why rich people keep their money offshore – away from such fucking morons.

      It really is time to leave before the morons go full retard and elect Ed Miliband and the incomparably incompetent Ned Balls.


    • 149
      fat chav says:

      only problem with that, it was former governments that allowed the working class to get shit on and the foreign workers to be exploited, all cheered on by the unions. The rich got rich off of it, but that’s what they do, Westminster got cheap nanny’s, the rest of us are watching it all burn while the lib/lab/cons are offering us nothing but more petrol, if your going to get tribal, better form a circle to point the finger of blame.


      • 300
        doh says:

        When you’re rich, it’s really quite hard not to become richer.
        You have to be an exceptional mong not to become richer.

        Compound Interest.


  28. 76
    Cast Iron Dave says:

    Tom of Finland will be designing our campaign posters this year.


  29. 80
    Fruitcake, swivel eyed loon, closet racist and proud of it says:

    Well the planning for an independent Scotland can start now. McMental has said vote no.


    • 110
      The Curse Of Brown says:

      Once shit for brains threw his hat into the ring, the result was inevitable; 3% difference at the minute I believe,

      Although in all fairness, heads we win, tails they lose; McMental lives north of the border and he will be their fucking problem.


  30. 83
    Tosser Watch says:

    Snow is getting twatish over Nigel, as usual.


  31. 86
    Tosser Watch says:

    Mooz bokos murdering girls seeking education in Nig. Religion of piss strikes again.


  32. 89
    perdix says:

    Does Guido propose limiting immigration for the Irish?


  33. 91
    Will says:

    Over at the guardian they are trying to portray UKIP as racist. They are getting a bit of a pasting. When I commented a few years ago if 1 million came over they would need to be fed and housing and was castigated. I also pointed out that I had friends on the building trade who had seen a real decrease in wages and was given a lot of verbal abuse.

    The problem is while most middle class guardian readers have benefited from cheap labour from nannies and builders etc, that ordinary people were having to put up with a real squeeze on wages and having thier neighbourhoods changed which most guardian readers did not suffer the consequences of.

    Now we see a concentrated attack on UKIP trying to discredit them, but if they get a good result in the euro elections and all 3 of the main parties take a pasting then they might have to finally wake up and smell the coffee.


    • 127
      táxpáyér says:

      Rents up wages down.

      Which groups employs nannies and makes money from renting BtLs?


    • 156

      This will no longer intimidate the indigenous population, who will welcome a little ‘racism’, if only to redress the balance after years of denigration, and being treated as just another ‘ethnic group’ by successive left wing treacherous governments.
      Every attempt to portray UKIP as racist piles on the votes by the truckload, keep it up !


    • 247
      Foxie says:

      William Hill has UKIP on 11/10 odds on favourite to win the Euros since their posters went up and got such a favourable reaction.



  34. 92
    Kirsten Mehr says:

    Dear Nick

    The bastard even made me opt out of the european working time directive!


  35. 94
    Fred Welsh says:

    they did not put a limit on immigration though did they? intra company transfer visas are completely uncapped, and used to flood the country with cheap IT workers from India.

    far too many intra company transfer visa holders go onto gain indefinite leave to remain here.

    far too many abuses of this system are totally unpoliced!


    • 97
      Why do immigrant takeaways not have bins? says:

      Vince is to blame.


    • 304
      doh says:

      Yes! A little while ago, we used to have two industries: IT & Finance.

      Labour gave our IT industry to India, both through off-shoring and by inviting Indians to the UK.

      Note: India’s population is 1.2 billion (in 2012) and produces roughly 20 million graduates every year …

      … in 3 to 4 years, India could replace the entire population of the UK with new graduates.


  36. 95
    The BBC's Boggin Trading Standards says:

    We put Brown’s Boggin Corruption into the BBC. Pay your licence fee Tory Tossers.


  37. 96
    Why do immigrant takeaways not have bins? says:

    ‘We have everything we need to sustain a massive rat population. All they need is food and water. There is plenty of food dumped on the street on a nightly basis and the bins are overflowing.
    ‘Everyone who dumps food on the street is responsible for this super-rat problem. We need to all work together to face this problem. Not dumping food is a good start but we also need to target rat populations with poison. That is the only way to keep them under control.’

    Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2610255/Rat-like-cunning-Now-18-INCH-super-rats-invade-Luton-theyre-smart-food-without-stepping-traps.html#ixzz2zdlqYbAA
    Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook


    • 109
      albacore says:

      Ain’t you had your fill yet of the arseholeocracy
      And their tired old bullshit and rank hypocrisy?
      Any sewer rat has a better reputation
      Than our Parliaments that fomented immigration


    • 238
      Giftedbutlazee says:

      Immigrant communities should be educated on how to dispose of waste, not demonised, opposition politicans are warning after shocking images reveal the scale of the problem.

      Rubbish piled next to flats with rats coming and going from the mountain of waste in Mollison Way, Edgware, have disgusted neighbours, with readers writing to the Observer claiming that the council’s vision for a ‘Cleaner, Safer and Fairer’ Harrow are not being realised.

      Barry Kendler, a Labour candidate for Edgware in May’s upcoming council elections, said: “The problem is we have had a lot of rhetoric, but not enough action from Susan Hall.

      “In some areas, Harrow has got cleaner, but in others like Edgware where you have a big immigrant community, there is never going to be any progress until you engage with them.”

      Labour leader Councillor David Perry accused Ms Hall of generating ‘a mini frenzy’ over the issue at the time.

      Mr Kendler, whose grandparents were both Romanian, said: “When you come to a new culture, it is difficult no matter who you are. Many of the Romanians I talk to complain that the council do not collect their bins, but that is often because they contaminate them so they cannot be collected”


      • 261
        Foxie says:

        They’re still trying to work out how a flushing toilet works… early days.

        Shouldn’t expect them to take on too much at a time, like having 3 different coloured bins for 3 different kinds of waste.


      • 333
        Handypara says:

        If they can’t read, or can’t understand the rules, or don’t give a fuck about the rules, they shouldn’t be here!


  38. 98
    No comment says:

    Has Owen Jones expressed any outrage and revulsion about the kidnapping of schoolgirls in Nigeria by muslims who previously massacred another group of schoolgirls last month? No, didn’t think so.


    • 102
      The Big O says:

      I’m counting my money, pleb.


    • 123
      Irony Quotes says:

      It’s only a 100 or so girls…it’s not as if he’d write four articles on it if it was a pro-American group doing it, is it?


      • 131
        táxpáyér says:

        He’d only write if it was those nasty Americans bombing the peace loving Boko harem.


    • 129
      The Left says:

      It’s just ‘youths’, ‘blowing off steam’ and showing ‘high spirits’, and it is all down to ‘cultural issues’ and is actually all the fault of evil Westerners and slavery 200 years ago.

      It is NOT due to the fact that they are a product of a generally backward, violent, life-is-cheap culture which has now had the poison of Islam added to the mix.

      Oh no. Don’t you dare say it.


  39. 99
    DerrIn Brown Full Time W@nker for C4 and criminal leech. says:

    I am SCUM!


  40. 100
    The Bog Standard Labour Party says:

    Labour will NOT give you a referendum. Vote Ukip & you will not get a referendum. You will get a bog standard Labour Government and the same old tricks.

    Time to wise up Wodderick!


  41. 106
    Anonymous says:

    Not as menacing as the UKIP finger poster tbh.


    • 120
      The UK says:

      Posters subliminally telling illegals to leave the country are only intimidating to illegals who shouldn’t be here. If the government were doing its job, there would be no illegals and therefore no-one would be intimidated.


    • 141
      jgm2 says:

      Are they any more ‘intimidating ‘than the Orwellian ‘Smile you’re on CCTV’ posters are to burglars? Or indeed the rest of us. Are they any more intimidating than those TV ads they do for taxing your c*a*r ‘We know where you live’ style?

      I’m long past caring that people we didn’t invite to the country in the first fucking place are intimidated. They can fuck off back to whichever shithole they escaped from if they’re so fucking worried.


  42. 122
    We love you Danny Finkelstein says:

    2015GE: Why are there no black stewardesses Dave ?


  43. 152
    Arsehole United sponsored by Andy Burnham. says:

    Vote Labour Get Garbage!


  44. 153
    Another Crosby says:

    Awright Sheila!


  45. 154
    The only solution. Isn’t it amazing ? says:

    Monday’s Lividword : http://bit.ly/1h3WU7F
    Across :
    4.Common 6.Spoonface 8.Vaz 12.Dong 13.Vanishing Point 15.Odd 17.Postal 18.Tricks
    21.Off 22.Hug 24.No 25.London 26.Green 27.Extort 30.Muskrat 31.Referendum
    35.Converted 36.Mister 37.Mum 39.Me 40.Shirtlifter 43.Allowances 46.Wean
    47.Wankers 48.Huhne 49.Chillax 50.Lie 53.Loan 55.Dismal 58.Time 59.Placeman
    62.Pricks 63.Condominium 64.Execute 65.Penis 66.Rompuy 69.Abbott
    70.Strangers’ Bar 72.Recall 73.Hodge
    Down :
    1.Windy 2.Incapable 3.Dali 5.Mong 7.Pigeon poo 8.VAT 9.Zoo 10.Lisbon 11.Voting
    14.Shredder 16.Deficit 18.Tantrum 19.Corruption 20.Speaker 22.Hancock 23.Gideon
    28.Treaty 29.Inner 33.Miller 34.Smashed 37.MacShane 38.Pickles 39.Me 41.Hamlets
    42.Tower 43.Awe 44.Lasagne 45.Cockroach 51.Flipper 52.Whines 54.Nasty
    55.Deniable 56.McMental 57.Cam 58.Taxi 59.Pi 60.Lush 61.Mental 65.Putin
    67.Moran 68.Bend 71.Sue


  46. 159
    Lance Corporal Bill Bloggs (retired) says:

    I thought the Tories said something like this in 2012.


    • 166
      Athelstan says:

      They want you to think that, but they also don’t. They want you to have an impression that they care, while not wanting you to ask them to show what they actually did to prevent the continued invasion. Jsut remember this. Not a single soldier has been deplyed to defend this nation. Not a shot has been fired. Our country has been invaded. The government are traitors. The army are cowards.


  47. 168
    Cliff Richard says:

    I’m innocent !

    …and living in a foreign jurisdiction now!


    • 176
      Why do immigrant takeaways not have bins? says:

      Thought …celibate.. Was to do with salt. Hmmm.perhaps it is.


  48. 169
    BBC - the home of Jimmy Sovile for 50 years says:

    Be a laugh if Putin releases all the mountains of dirt they must have on our shower of sh1te of a ruling class.


    • 208
      Blowing Whistles says:

      Don’t forget all the dirt that came out from 1989 to 1991 – which had been hitherto concealed since 1917 throught to 1989 – which of course Israel thought would never see the light of day!!!

      What goes around comes around.

      Did summit disappear into the ether within minutes a while ago – i ‘know it did’.


  49. 170
    No comment says:

    You hear that sound?

    It’s Owen, Polly, Laurie and Yasmin’s silence on the kidnapping and murder of over 100 schoolgirls in Nigeria by muslim mass murderers Boko Haram.

    You hear that sound?

    It’s Owen, Polly, Laurie and Yasmin screaming about all the evils of the imperialist, racist, oppressive West.


  50. 173
    IMDb says:



    • 177
      Blowing Whistles says:

      Yes Tony Blair is.


      • 187
        Osmosis is psychosis with a non-handled glass says:

        Thirst is the craving for fluids, resulting in the basic instinct of animals to drink. It is an essential mechanism involved in fluid balance.


  51. 174
    Why do immigrant takeaways not have bins? says:

    Super rats infesting many towns now..wonder why.


    • 384
      John Bellingham says:

      For the same reason that TB and Ricketts have returned. London guest houses are infested with bedbugs and all kids appear to have head lice, hospital casualty(A&E) departments are groaning under the strain. Any Late Victorian or Edwardian report on the state of public health could be used today with only the dates changed.


  52. 180
    Keeping The Faith says:

    One day at a time sweet Jesus…….


  53. 181
    Yankee gone home says:


    • 190
      The Translatlantic Bureau of Important Sounding Numbers says:

      Given that about 98% of the population of that foreign country are immigrants or the descendants of immigrants, such a statement is 0.73% as meaningless as some other statements on the subject.


  54. 183
    non taxable pikey says:

    Putin’s friends take over Russian social media site.http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-27113292


  55. 184
    The EU is a US ... says:


  56. 188
    Blowing Whistles says:

    BTW – Did you know that ‘Properly informed jurors are properly informed jurors’ – but when they are not …? over to you SC …


    • 285
      C O (Ξ7q1) says:

      The judge will likely direct the jury very carefully about ignoring the salacious material which is on the net. The only thing important in the trial is the evidence presented by both sides.

      From a political point of view, the concerns of most should be that this odious little man’s reputation and career are destroyed beyond repair, and that any wealth he has accrued thus far is stripped in the process.

      Irrespective of the advertised wrong doing, he has been involved in enough over the years (both against the public and the legal system…) to warrant a thorough and merciless fucking over.

      That is what he is getting.

      ** Chillax ** :-)


  57. 191
    Alta Vista says:


    • 196
      Seen it. says:

      Whereas, as it is, the USA is simply an unfriendly place with rude and somewhat unintelligent staff working at their border crossings and airports.


    • 198
      T May says:

      Yankee, move abroad.


      • 202
        Athelstan says:

        Teresa, I was meaning to ask you. Why is the Home office so stupid and inefifcient? Are they just lazy or is there an ideological commitment to their fucking everything up in favour of foreigners?


  58. 192
    Blakey from On The Buses says:

    And did those feet in ancient time
    Walk upon England’s mountains
    And was the holy Lamb of God
    On England’s pleasant pastures
    And did the Countenance Divine
    Shine forth upon our clouded hills?
    And was Jerusalem builded here
    Among these dark Satanic mills?
    Bring me my bow of burning gold:
    Bring me my arrows of desire:
    Bring me my spear: O clouds
    Bring me my chariot of fire.
    I will not cease from mental fight,
    Nor shall my sword sleep in my
    Till we have built Jerusalem
    In England’s green and pleasant
    William Blake


    • 332
      Clarence Gobb says:

      Ag-a-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree
      Aga-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee
      To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees
      Come and dance every night, sing with a hula melody.
      Black Lace


  59. 193
    21 Ferryhills Road, North Queensferry, Inverkeithing, Fife KY11 1HE says:

    For Sale

    Assorted collection of Nokias. None of them works. Some damage to most of them. Winning bid gets a selection of my speeches in coloured crayons.


  60. 195
    In the mix says:

    No cigar guido. The Tory poster is advertising the idea of limiting immigration…the UKIP one is fear mongering.


    • 201
      Athelstan says:

      What is fear mongering? The invasion has already taken place. Get real. We need to mobilize the army to start rounding up and expelling the hordes of illegals who have taken over large swathes of our cities.


    • 214
      F-off to Ukraine and die for your EU/NWO says:

      Thanks to you liblabcon swine, the English are set to become a minority in their own country by 2066.

      Our children and grandchildren will really thank you for that.


  61. 197
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    No ambiguity, depends where you set the limit, if you set it at 500,000 a year it
    gives you plenty of political lee-way, latest Cameroon pledge “down to tens of thousands”…
    500,000 is still only 50 X tens of thousands.
    The Thick of it.


  62. 199
    Anonymous says:


  63. 200
  64. 207
    Anonymous says:

    BBC/EU lick spittle is still hounding Farage.


    • 215
      Baldy Watch says:

      A satisfyingly high proportion of baldies and proto-baldies in that picture.


      • 361
        Village Idiot says:

        ….Yes, but we had hair when hair meant something,and because we had long hair during the summer of love,into the 70,s,we were always being stopped and searched,flats and houses raided ,took down the station etc!….and we wus and still are …White?

        …Long Hair nowadays means zilch,but back then it was a real symbol of rebellion,and the chics loved us!…Love and peace man!!!!..It was a game!


    • 216
      Anonymous says:

      Not that many bald men this time.


    • 227
      C.O.Jones says:

      Bank clerks cannot afford £1,500 suits.


  65. 210
    Racist and proud of it says:

    Seems the limit is set by the number of immigrants, illegals and muzzies who come over here. DaveEdCleggie want them all. Squeeze the indigenous Brits – and then call them racist.


  66. 212
    White rabbit says:

    Richard Bacon, Eddie Mair, John Snow & co interviewing assorted guests on assorted progs today getting so confused and unreal about racism that even they realised absurdity of views. Eventually retreating gracelessly into embarrassed silence. The unintended consequence of trying to shut down alternative views and debate by criminalising differences of opinion shackling even the creators of such nonsense.


  67. 213
    Anonymous says:


    ITV just tried the ultimate hatchet job on Farage.

    They are truly shit scared!

    But the more they do it …the bigger the UKIP vote gets!


    • 220
      Blowing Whistles says:

      The key to all the hatchet jobs – is the realisation of the msm that they ‘too’ have been selling the British Public a pile of shit for decades … hence their (MSM) attacks.

      Simple really.

      And every second lamp post must be reserved for the political hacks who have ‘also made themselves very rich at the expense of the British taxpayer’.

      Good night.


  68. 217
    Anna says:


    • 223
      Blowing Whistles says:

      And lo it is slowly being revealed that Murdoch contrary to being seen to be throwing dirty at the establishment – has in FACT been working hand in glove with the establishment for decades – to thieve from the harder working British Public.

      Ref: Bruce Page – the Murdoch Arch(?)ipelago. < the original book cover – which BW wrote out and posted up here some 3 years ago. well he hoy yes i did.


    • 240
      The Humour Police says:

      My detailed observations about anal penetration jokes being unacceptable when the sibjects are female were modded. Suffice to say that involuntary digital penetration is a criminal offence. Wishing it upon a pltical opponetn and inviting others to laught about this is more than moderately uncivilised.


    • 270
      Ray Seest says:

      Homophobic hate crime.


    • 275
      táxpáyér says:

      He’s not running for Speaker.


    • 310
      Dave's Bumsex Police says:

      Looks like a clear case of homophobia to me this Peter Brookes needs to be dragged before the courts.


    • 318
      Sir Cyril Smith says:

      We MPs know a lot about fingers up arses.


    • 356
      WILL (son of white feather ) STRAW says:

      Losers always have to revert to smut
      Bye bye Dave , no doubt there will be a nice job waiting for you in Brussels


    • 381
      Anonymous says:

      Seriously, that’s the quality of their debate?

      Says far more about both Brookes and Soubry than UKIP, and nothing good.

      Should be worth a few votes to UKIP.


  69. 225
    Vote early, vote often says:

    My postal vote has already gone off for UKIP.


  70. 226
    Giftedbutlazee says:

    Immigrant communities should be educated on how to dispose of waste, not demonised, opposition politicans are warning after shocking images reveal the scale of the problem.

    Rubbish piled next to flats with rats coming and going from the mountain of waste in Mollison Way, Edgware, have disgusted neighbours, with readers writing to the Observer claiming that the council’s vision for a ‘Cleaner, Safer and Fairer’ Harrow are not being realised.

    Barry Kendler, a Labour candidate for Edgware in May’s upcoming council elections, said: “The problem is we have had a lot of rhetoric, but not enough action from Susan Hall.

    “In some areas, Harrow has got cleaner, but in others like Edgware where you have a big immigrant community, there is never going to be any progress until you engage with them.”

    Labour leader Councillor David Perry accused Ms Hall of generating ‘a mini frenzy’ over the issue at the time.

    Mr Kendler, whose grandparents were both Romanian, said: “When you come to a new culture, it is difficult no matter who you are. Many of the Romanians I talk to complain that the council do not collect their bins, but that is often because they contaminate them so they cannot be collected”


    • 259
      Common sense vs Common purpose says:

      So I suppose the sane solution, in due respect, is to tell them to FU(K off back to their own countries and take back their cultural offerings they have selfishly given to the UK.


  71. 232
    Shooty* says:

    Wow. At least he’s open about it.

    Can someone explain how this isn’t illegal, and why are more people not shitting themselves about “peaceful” nutjobs wanting to kill us all?


  72. 235
    Bloomers in rain-soaked Bongo Bongo Land says:


  73. 246
    Red Ed's non-predator union bosses says:


  74. 252
    cheche says:

    in the true spirit of impartial reporting the bbc is really having a go at ukip


  75. 253

    Oh I know this one…

    Didn’t he decide next time around to pretend instead to be a non swivel eyed moderate who wanted to put the nasty party into detox just long enough to get into Downing St?


  76. 265
    Romania forever! says:


  77. 269
    Sky News attack Bitch says:


    • 276
      Ray Seest says:

      Why isn’t a new arrival doing her job ?


      • 344
        non taxable pikey says:


        Shopkeeper says “the looters were all black”.

        She says to him , “you can’t say that , there must have been white guys there as well”.

        Shopkeeper replies… “ok they were not all black , i was the only white guy there. Is that ok to say?”

        She tries again to correct him saying “you just cant say they were all black, there must have been other white guys there”.

        Shopkeeper says… but they were i was there.

        The first casualty of war is the truth!


    • 277
      C O (Ξ7q1) says:

      Nigel did well.

      Good to ask the question as it needs to be hammered home that the notion that the UK government puts UK nationals first domestically is not rac!st at all.

      Kay did not do herself any favours: Not wanting to shoot the messenger, but she was projecting more prejudiced opinion rather than actually conducting an interview. It will be good when the major broadcast media start asking questions about policy rather than wasting everyone’s time trying to get a rise out of Nigel.

      Painful to watch, but only because such poor journalism / interviews are such a waste of time.


      • 338

        It will be good when the major broadcast media start asking questions about policy rather than wasting everyone’s time trying to get a rise out of Nigel

        Very well put. That really was a waste of 11:48 minutes of lifetime which I will not get back again. It is also enough to tell me that I really don’t want to listen to Sky any more than I do the BBC. It is really pathetic that they have to ape each other so.

        I bought a large satellite dish a year or so ago with capacity for multiple LNBs so I could get variously placed UK satellites from here but it is going to stay in its box now. Completely unnecessary.


    • 305
      F##k the LibLabCon says:

      How many times did she say the word ‘racist’?


      • 315
        Kay (wait for it) Burly says:

        In the absence of anything worthwhile to say or ask, I just kept on repeating the first word that kept coming into my tiny mind – and let’s be honest – it IS a tiny mind.

        Mind you – I’m preoccupied with what I should wear – some of my clothes show off those weird chesty breast bones – then there’s that girl who can’t get her dress on straight – always on the cock as we say – should I try one of those?

        Life is full of difficult decisions – what colour lippy? – stuff like that.

        Anyway, must get to bed for a little of the old beauty sleep. Thank goodness I won’t be bothered by any wandering hands or hanky-panky during the night.


      • 324
        One Term Cast Iron Snake Oil Dave says:

        Lost count myself but Marky Harper says she gets a brand spanking new crisp £50 note for each one when interviewing that naughty Farage chap!

        A jolly good idea what what… Toodle pip I must dash I’ve got lots of lies to make up and promises to break.


  78. 271
    Hahahahahahahahahaha.... says:


  79. 288
    Anonymouse says:

    The time was when they were first elected, not just before the next election.


  80. 293
    Curious says:

    Any truth of Ebola in the Tuscany area of Italy? More importantly is that dozy bitch Polly Twaddle over there yet?


    • 367
      Polly Twattle says:

      There are dark people in Tuscany?

      Uh. Thank heavens I live in the more upmarket Umbria.


  81. 322
    The stench of human excrement and hypocrisy preceding ‘Dave’ says:

    He’s following on behind and he’s going to say that he really is a born-again thingy – shame they didn’t wash him


    • 340
      albacore says:

      If it ain’t yet as plain as the nose on your face
      That what passes for Parliament is a disgrace
      You need only close your eyes and savour the stink
      That they can’t deodorise this near to the brink
      Of UKIP exposing their great confidence trick:
      Above all it’s the E U that makes Britain sick


  82. 336
    BBC says:

    We managed to get the following words into our report on UKIP

    Then we did a sympathetic piece on the completely un-nationalist SNP


  83. 337
    Anonymous says:

    Have just noticed that BBC newsreader Jane (massive tits!) Hill -is a lesbian. What a waste!


  84. 339
    Cry 'God for Harry, England, and Saint George! says:


  85. 347
    nell says:

    It’s Guest Blog Wednesday featuring Blowing Whistles.


  86. 350
    Maria Miller says:

    Are you ever too old to collect Panini stickers?


  87. 351
    Rev. Dave says:

    “I am the crisis that will leave you homeless,
    The heart attack you have through stress,
    The reason the hospital you need is closed,
    The prescription you cannot afford,
    The food shopping you cannot buy,
    The reason you feel ashamed to be disabled,
    The reason you no longer have a job,
    I am the reason you are called a scrounger,
    I am David Cameron,
    This is the Tory Party,
    We are your crisis,
    And we don’t care who or what you are


  88. 354
    Field Marshall Abu Qatada says:

    Happy St Georges Day !


  89. 357
    Anonymous says:

    This is not an Islamic country.



  90. 363
    Confused of Canterbury says:

    Oh Lord.
    Surely bumsex marriage is a good and all inclusive thing?
    But it’s not PC to go against the beliefs of bleck Anglicans.
    Forgive me Lord, for I am in the shit.


  91. 366
  92. 368
    nell says:

    Nick Clegg says more boys should go into nursing. Come on then Nick, lead by example. No thought not, too much money in politics.


  93. 371
    Labour council says:

    We have banned St George’s Day today so as not to offend our muslim constituents.


  94. 372
    albacore says:

    Well, look who’s talking – would you credit it?
    Must have changed his mind just a little bit
    On who’s Public Enemy Number One
    Since going all out for immigration



  95. 377
    A Personal View says:

    The “Are you Thinking what we’re Thinking?” campaign was devised by Steve Hilton before Lynton Crosby arrived on the scene.

    It was subsequently implemented by M&C Saatchi during the election, but the wheels were well in motion by the time LC took up the reins.


  96. 379
    Anonymous says:

    “It’s time to put a limit on immigration. Are you thinking what we’re thinking?”
    If it’s that real democracy manifests as, The Majority Will Of The People in regard to policy. And that endlessly dangling a carrot just out of reach of a mule, is likely to end in deeply embedded hoof-print. Then probably yes…


  97. 380
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    Crosby really is a piece of shit, isn’t he? He makes that other Shit Alistair Campbell look almost principled. Almost.


  98. 382
    catesby says:

    Before the last election Shameron said he was happy with the country as it is so why did he want to win the election then? Which of course he failed to achieve! The Tories including Bonkers Boris are pro-eu and pro-immigration.


  99. 385
    Iain Spunk'n'Sniff says:

    “Whatever happened to the guy behind this poster?”

    He lost the election.

    As I recall, his excuse was, “You can’t polish a turd – although you can try to glitter it up by rolling it in Michael Howard’s dried skin flakes.”

    And he certainly had plenty of turds to practice on – every time he blew his dog whistle, swivel-eyed fruitcakes all over Britain crapped themselves with Pavlovian excitement.

    As for what he’s doing now – well, he’s shaping up to become the Neil Kinnock of political strategists by losing the election for the Tories – again – in 2015. Lynton, ya beauty!


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