April 22nd, 2014

Flashback : Tory Immigration Poster


  1. 1
    Anonymous says:

    Dunno, tell me.

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    jgm2 says:

    Probably jailed as a ‘racist’.

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    Nigel Farage says:

    Sounds good, as long as it doesn’t apply to my wife!

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    All the world says:

    He was right – was he sacked?

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    Lke you said the bankers ARE scum says:


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    Norma Stitz says:

    He had ‘something of the night’ about him.

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    Bosun Higgs says:

    He’s selling payday loans, cars, gravy, sofas or whatever the client wants.

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    The British media are cunts says:

    Why did that 4 eyed cuunt Nick Robinson keep going on and on to Farage about employing his wife?

    I’ve never heard old Toenails ask any of his friends in the Labour party about employing their wives or fitting up constituencies for the son’s and daughters of sitting MP’s

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    lol says:

    I’m thinking I’m glad I already left :-P

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    JH3243262323545645 says:

    You’re racist for suggesting that.

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    The Bog Standard Labour Party. says:

    Crosby has risen again.

    He has more lifes than a cat!

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    The British Public says:

    No-one wants a limit. We want it stopped. Entirely. And the two million illegals currently here rounded up and removed.

    Then, and only then, in a proper functioning democracy would we maybe think about allowing the government to permit a few selected people in who can demonstrate their genuine worth to the British people (ie not just someone coming in who is going to employ more of his foregin relatives in his dodgy import business or undercut local workers).

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    lol says:

    Because she’s a German immigrant.

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    IMHO says:

    He’s a racist. He thinks that employing foreigners is always bad. Except at the BBC.

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    You are a racist for using the word racist.

    Where that leaves me…

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    nell says:

    Don’t know the answer to that one although the message of course holds much sense.

    I’ve been rather more amused at the labour chap gareth thomas banging on about Gibraltar being an island!! He was obviously educated in one of labour’s comprehensives !! Wouldn’t want these people in charge of foreign policy would we ? And given their past dire record in economics and health when they were in government what would we want them to get their sticky little fingers on ??!!

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    Bill Quango MP says:

    I should hope they were jailed. Imagine having that sort of view that there could be too much immigration In today’s multicultural, diverse, vibrant and progressive British isles.

    Actually, that British Isles is a bit racist isn’t it? It implies you have to be British to be here. I think it needs changing. Something like the Afro-Asian-Arab-Anglo Isles


    I think its a winner.

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    Kussen meine fettigen reifen says:

    What happened to good old Tory values eh?

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    Norman Normal says:

    He is now the Right Honourable Lord Howard of Lympne. Formerly known as Michael Howard.

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    Anonymous says:

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    nell says:

    Would that not be ‘lives’ ?

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    Ed 'fliperty' Balls says:

    I do not employ my wife.
    You do!

    HAHAHAHAH! Suckers!

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    Speak for yerself says:

    You’re not speaking for “the british public”, Tosser, only the tabloid readers. I quite like the idea of more tasty foreign totty available instead of the fat, pasty high maintenance nagging british hags.

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    The Bog Standard Labour Party. says:

    Grr! Yes!

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    Anonymous says:

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    Keep your hands in your pockets says:

    It looks like the Ukrainians have now taken to killing their politicians.

    I wonder where all this will end.

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    Bill Quango MP says:

    I don’t know if he’s a racist.
    More a nuisance.

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    Common Purpose says:

    It’s racist if you don’t think that

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    The British media are cunts says:

    Would Nick Robinson like to tell us where HIS job was advertised when he moved to the BBC?

    Or where the job for the editor of Newsnight was advertised?

    Or where the head of digital media (filled by a lefty ex Labour mong) was advertised?

    Would Nick Robinson like to explain why there are NO Polish journalists or journalists from other eastern countries employed by the BBC?

    Funny that the BBC are all in favour of mass immigration…so long as the jobs of the WHITE middle class elite at the BBC are protected.

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    nell says:

    The thing about gordon was that you could never believe what he said. He simply told you what he thought you wanted to hear and didn’t care if it was a blatant untruth, which it mostly was!

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    The Bog Standard Labour Party. says:

    Crosby the visionary was behind it!

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    Westmonster Brothel says:

    They come under the ‘highly skilled migrants’ programme, but they are not for the likes of you, saddo.

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    The British media are cunts says:

    So fucking what? Labour want to control immigration as well and plenty of them are foreign.

    Bet Toenails won’t be asking them.

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    JH3243262323545645 says:

    Seems that we are racist no matter what we do, short of just walking into the nearest ethnic ghetto and hoping to be mugged and assaulted as some sort of nebulous reparation for slavery and the Empire or something.

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    It was always a con says:

    No such thing.

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    Common Sense says:


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    nell says:

    Well the silly kay burley aside, most of us don’t care whether you are caucasion or non caucasian. What is really important to most of us is that you have work skills, you work full time and don’t live off the state. You provide housing, love and care for your family , look after your garden and do your bit for the community and be respectful and supportive of your neighbours.

    Nobody can ask more than that of any human being.

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    Anonymous says:

    Looks like she’s gone home now.

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    nell says:

    Let’s be fair ,anybody with a sense of fairness and balance would not want to work for the beeb.

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    fat chav says:

    Businesses wont allow that, they would have to start paying decent wages, the share holders and the board of directors would be out of pocket, M.P.s wouldn’t get as much in consultancy fee’s, banks would be out of profit with their pay day lending fronts and gambling shops might take a hit, not to mention the subsidised businesses (sorry charity shops) add to that all the council housing stock that would have to go to young working family’s, instead of investment funds, no no this wouldn’t do at all.

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    There can be no winners.

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    nell says:

    +++Laugh+++ Who is crosby – sounds like a hollywood comedian!

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    Abdul Jihad says:

    Silence, infidel! This is the islamic republic of islamastan! I keeel you, kuffar! Embrace the enrichment I and my 36,000 cousins brings to you! Allahu cackbar!

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    JH3243262323545645 says:

    I’m with you. Anyone who even begins to realise that were it not for the wonderful enrichment our prison population would be a fraction of what it is now, should be socially ostracised.

    Similarly, people should never understand that gun murders would be almost non-existent in this country without all the wannabe ‘Fittys shooting the place up.

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    The Bog Standard Labour Party. says:

    The United Kingdom is very small and you have to be sensible about immigration. We are not the size of America and the Labour Party would do well to accept this.

    Out of Europe! Trade only!

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    Suttee says:

    Actually, if you look behind the scenese, the BBC is disproportionately staffed by members of the Chakrabharti and Ghose clans. No lower Indian castes need apply.

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    The Bog Standard Labour Party. says:


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    Ally Marsbar says:

    Infidels are seeing some sense, it seems, it only took sixty years. Still too late now with our breeding rates. Game over. Muzz gain over the rest, ha.

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    mr duberry's get out clause generator ltd says:

    The poster said, ‘it’s time to put a limit on immigration’, not ‘we are going to put a limit on immigration’.

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    Ally Marsbar says:

    Change the fuckin record you old hen.

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    Di Rear says:

    So what Yasmin Alabi Lulabi is an immigrant, paid for by the bloody BBC via UK tax payers. What’s your point?

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    Fixed it for you says:

    Non-taxpaying foreign owned businesses wont allow that, they would have to start paying decent wages, the non-dom share holders and the overseas board of directors would be out of pocket, M.P.s wouldn’t get as much in consultancy fees, banks would be out of profit with their pay day lending fronts and the Gibraltarian based gambling shops might take a hit, not to mention the subsidised multinational businesses (sorry charity shops) add to that all the council housing stock that would have to go to young working family’s, instead of investment funds, no no this wouldn’t do at all.

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    :( says:

    If only

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    The Growler says:

    “It’s time to put a limit on immigration” they haven’t done a very good job have they?

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    You are so sunk in your sad little world that you haven’t noticed that wage inflation has overtaken price inflation. FFS get a life.

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    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Are you thinking what we’re thinking?

    Yes! Vote UKIP :-)

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    She’s right though. If you can’t face the truth fuck off to Labour List.

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    Ally Marsbar says:

    A young relative returned from overseas after eight years recently and has an abode in London. He was warned things had changed. He would not accept the warning and castigated such thoughts.

    He recently spent a few hours in Woolwich and only saw Nigerians throughout. At the O2 there were only brown faces. He thought he was in a nightmare.

    He is but no one is going to stop this now. It’s why the IR chase you for one pound.

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    Is your moniker supposed to be a two-nippled breast or what?

    When they say that two heads are better than one, they only mean when these are not on the same set of shoulders.

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    The British media are cunts says:

    How interesting that ITV didn’t fixate on who Farage is married to.

    Come on Robinson you left wing fucking mong, admit you hate Farage you BBC cuunt.

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    The British media are cunts says:

    Anyone else notice the cow reading the BBC 6PM news looked all happy and had a big smile when she introduced Gordon Brown? The BBC really still do love the one eyed fucking jock bastard.

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    Ally Marsbar says:

    Dr R F(l)uck, NHS thinks we need better understanding of how one thousand kidney failures through dehydration in hospital are caused.

    Would that be a three year enquiry then or just a few jugs of water you fuckin moron.

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    Ally Marsbar says:

    And why was the camera centred on you with Nigel half out the frame. Plus it’s not as if you are photogenic. Are there transmitters in those frames?

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    táxpáyér says:

    Facts are racist too.

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    fat chav says:

    Ta very muchly!

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    táxpáyér says:

    if you think the inflation figures are accuratly recording falls in purchasing power I have an inexpensive bridge i can sell you….

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    C.O.Jones says:

    Don’t tell the Anglo Saxons, Celts or Slavs that.

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    One of our kindly trolls appears to have posted a faux message from 8illy on an earlier thread.

    It linked to a site purporting to sell the domain kebabtime. It was not the correct one.

    The lad seems to have had some problems recently but he is still here, occasionally for the moment:


    I wish him the best of luck in sorting himself out. He can do it.

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    Ally Marsbar says:

    Calling all Scotch: Ignore ignorant Gordon. Vote YES.

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    Charlie Kennedy says:

    :) :) :) :)

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    táxpáyér says:

    oh come now. The main reason mass unskilled immigration is allowed is to put pressure on rents.

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    Nelly says:

    No, let’s all be Perkins typists. Moron.

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    Giftedbutlazee says:

    I’ll leave it to the late great Iain Banks to articulate my viewpoint on the Osborne/IDS/Cameron legacy.

    your society’s broken, so who should we blame? Should we blame the rich, powerful people who caused it? No let’s blame the people with no power and no money and these immigrants who don’t even have the vote, yeah it must be their fucking fault

    Honestly – they can all fuck off back under the rocks they crawled out from. IDS in particular needs to be chased by an angry mob with pitchforks and clubs.

    Kevin Bridges quality joke about Poundstretcher’s involvement in the Workfare scheme sums it all up nicely “you’re working in a store where everything is worth a quid except you.”

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    A Comment says:

    Firstly, many people have not yet had a pay rise.

    Secondly, if you believe the government’s dodgy inflation statistics are the basis for any kind of intelligent conversation about the state of the economy I have second-hand bridge over the Thames I can let you have for cash (Swiss Francs only please).

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    Cast Iron Dave says:

    Tom of Finland will be designing our campaign posters this year.

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    A Comment says:

    In the meantime, they will kill another 500 people as a ‘control’.

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    Speak for yerself says:

    No, facts are anti-semitic.

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    Fruitcake, swivel eyed loon, closet racist and proud of it says:

    Well the planning for an independent Scotland can start now. McMental has said vote no.

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    UKIP or bust says:

    That’ll do Nell. Shame the medja can’t see that, and promote it for a better country.

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    Overheard in the corridor says:

    ” British Jobs for British Workers”
    Gordon Brown, Labour
    September 2007


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    Tosser Watch says:

    Snow is getting twatish over Nigel, as usual.

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    Handycock Immigrant Trafficker says:

    You are all racists. Immigration is good for the UK, good for the Liberal Democrats who bring them into their constituencies, and particularly good for me and my boys who house them in Portsmouth. Boaz.

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    fat chav says:

    crumbs, I thought it was only me taking mind bending substances.

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    Tosser Watch says:

    Mooz bokos murdering girls seeking education in Nig. Religion of piss strikes again.

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    Traitor Watch says:

    Snow imports his vices.

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    TJ says:

    Not even the late great Michael?

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    perdix says:

    Does Guido propose limiting immigration for the Irish?

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    TJ says:

    More the raving f@cking loony who crashed the country

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    Will says:

    Over at the guardian they are trying to portray UKIP as racist. They are getting a bit of a pasting. When I commented a few years ago if 1 million came over they would need to be fed and housing and was castigated. I also pointed out that I had friends on the building trade who had seen a real decrease in wages and was given a lot of verbal abuse.

    The problem is while most middle class guardian readers have benefited from cheap labour from nannies and builders etc, that ordinary people were having to put up with a real squeeze on wages and having thier neighbourhoods changed which most guardian readers did not suffer the consequences of.

    Now we see a concentrated attack on UKIP trying to discredit them, but if they get a good result in the euro elections and all 3 of the main parties take a pasting then they might have to finally wake up and smell the coffee.

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    Kirsten Mehr says:

    Dear Nick

    The bastard even made me opt out of the european working time directive!

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    TJ says:

    Heaven forfend that such activity would cross EU borders!

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    Fred Welsh says:

    they did not put a limit on immigration though did they? intra company transfer visas are completely uncapped, and used to flood the country with cheap IT workers from India.

    far too many intra company transfer visa holders go onto gain indefinite leave to remain here.

    far too many abuses of this system are totally unpoliced!

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    The BBC's Boggin Trading Standards says:

    We put Brown’s Boggin Corruption into the BBC. Pay your licence fee Tory Tossers.

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    Why do immigrant takeaways not have bins? says:

    ‘We have everything we need to sustain a massive rat population. All they need is food and water. There is plenty of food dumped on the street on a nightly basis and the bins are overflowing.
    ‘Everyone who dumps food on the street is responsible for this super-rat problem. We need to all work together to face this problem. Not dumping food is a good start but we also need to target rat populations with poison. That is the only way to keep them under control.’

    Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2610255/Rat-like-cunning-Now-18-INCH-super-rats-invade-Luton-theyre-smart-food-without-stepping-traps.html#ixzz2zdlqYbAA
    Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook

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    Why do immigrant takeaways not have bins? says:

    Vince is to blame.

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    No comment says:

    Has Owen Jones expressed any outrage and revulsion about the kidnapping of schoolgirls in Nigeria by muslims who previously massacred another group of schoolgirls last month? No, didn’t think so.

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    DerrIn Brown Full Time W@nker for C4 and criminal leech. says:

    I am SCUM!

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    The Bog Standard Labour Party says:

    Labour will NOT give you a referendum. Vote Ukip & you will not get a referendum. You will get a bog standard Labour Government and the same old tricks.

    Time to wise up Wodderick!

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    RightwinggitRedux says:

    Half Celt, half Saxon….anyone fancy an axe in the head?

    I could use a Seax, if you require refinement.

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    The Big O says:

    I’m counting my money, pleb.

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    :( says:


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    T May never says:

    So am I

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    Emperor Rumpy says:

    I would be shocked. Truly shocked. Luckily, the EU is a very democratic place and no-one has any reason to bring down the wrath of the demos on the shoulders on any democratically elected EU officials.

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    Anonymous says:

    Not as menacing as the UKIP finger poster tbh.

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    David Camermong (famous defender of all Chr1st1@ns) says:

    If you are not bloody Chr1st1@ns like me… then you are also racists.

    If you have faith like me, in me, err I mean in the bible, err… if G 0d has faith in me.. no.. I mean if you do Church, errr.. I mean go to Church to see the bible.. no, I mean if you go to Church to see a priest like me, and you do G 0d then my faith will be like gods !

    See I got there in the end…

    I had faith, in the bible.

    I’m g 0d, no I mean I’m Chr1st1@n.


    DC. PM.


    PS – I learned those ‘xxx”s from the good book of Rebekah Br00ks…
    Makes me more Notting Hill street don’cha’think ?

    OK yaah, ciao ciao xx

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    Northern Organ says:

    Why don’t they question labour about the odd candidate selection on my patch?

    Leeds Councillors:
    Cllr James Mckenna
    Cllr Andrea Mckenna
    PLCllr Stuart Mckenna

    If the last one gets elected, replacing retiring Cllr Tom Murray, 3 members of the same family will represent Labour in the city. Can’t they find anyone else willing to do the job?

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    albacore says:

    Ain’t you had your fill yet of the arseholeocracy
    And their tired old bullshit and rank hypocrisy?
    Any sewer rat has a better reputation
    Than our Parliaments that fomented immigration

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    The Curse Of Brown says:

    Once shit for brains threw his hat into the ring, the result was inevitable; 3% difference at the minute I believe,

    Although in all fairness, heads we win, tails they lose; McMental lives north of the border and he will be their fucking problem.

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    Anonymous says:

    Surely, the Conservatives are not hypocrites are they ?

    “Lions led by hypocrites”.

    Where are the BBC to ask this question when you need them ? (probably drinking on expenses in a wine bar in Islington with a black cab ordered to take them home, that’s where)

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    BBC Mong says:

    Of course we do; like us he is trying to destroy the UK – although in his case it is always by accident; like an old man pissing himself.

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    I'm paid by the EU, BBC and CCHQ to smear UKIP [controller log in] says:

    It’s logging off time now please.
    No overtime this week.
    We’re saving it for next month remember.
    Lynton (pass the nuts) Crosby

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    Anonymous says:

    35% of UK MP’s employ a family member – what the fcukin problem ?

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    England says:


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    If he had not paid that back tax he had avoided, they would not have been able to misspend it.

    Talk about the law of unintended consequences!

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    Dave. Camermong (famous defender of Chr1st1@ns) says:

    Thats all well and good.

    But I do believe in J3sus Chr1st.

    Pleeeeasee vote for me….

    I am desperate, I have had the fear of God put into me that I might lose grip on power…

    What would me and my Eton chums do then…. :(

    Lynton told me to say it.. he even wrote it.

    Honestly, it’s not my fault this Chri sti@n thing has gone to sh1t.

    I didn’t think it would look like this, we thought it would ‘play’ much better.

    None of us realised I would like a fcuking lying hypocrite within 3 seconds of the press release……


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    Dave. Camermong (famous defender of Chr1st1@ns) says:

    I don’t think I’m a hypocrite am I ?

    Christians do not have a right to wear a cross or crucifix openly at work, the Government is to argue in a landmark court case.
    The response, prepared by the Foreign Office, adds: “In neither case is there any suggestion that the wearing of a visible cross or crucifix was a generally recognised form of practising the Christian faith, still less one that is regarded (including by the applicants themselves) as a requirement of the faith.”


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    Mo No Fun says:

    Hmmm… you could do all that and still want to see Sharia rule installed in this country (whatever your skin colour BTW). So I think we can ask people also not to attempt to replace our democracy with totalitarian political or religious systems.

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    The UK says:

    Posters subliminally telling illegals to leave the country are only intimidating to illegals who shouldn’t be here. If the government were doing its job, there would be no illegals and therefore no-one would be intimidated.

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    I'm paid by the EU, BBC and CCHQ to smear UKIP [controller log in] says:

    Pls don’t use my name in vain.

    We are always watching you.

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    We love you Danny Finkelstein says:

    2015GE: Why are there no black stewardesses Dave ?

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    Irony Quotes says:

    It’s only a 100 or so girls…it’s not as if he’d write four articles on it if it was a pro-American group doing it, is it?

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    I'm paid by the EU, BBC and CCHQ to smear UKIP [controller log in] says:

    We’re in danger of having a proper debate here.
    Guido pls can you nip this in the bud.
    We need to get back on message – smearing UKIP.

    Nothing more. Nothing less.

    Smear. Smear. Smear.

    No debate.

    Got it posters ?

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    Standards says:

    Corruption and nepotism go hand in hand.

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    táxpáyér says:

    Dribble on yea of little brain.

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    táxpáyér says:

    Rents up wages down.

    Which groups employs nannies and makes money from renting BtLs?

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    BBC staff says:

    It is stated in our contracts we are entitled to an Addison Lee taxi account on pain of death.

    Cut BBC 4 or 1extra or coverage of the disabled olympics, we don’t care.
    Only send 650 journos to Rio and not the 1,150 that want to go. We don’t care.

    Just don’t touch our Addison Lee taxi accounts..

    Got it ?

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    The Left says:

    It’s just ‘youths’, ‘blowing off steam’ and showing ‘high spirits’, and it is all down to ‘cultural issues’ and is actually all the fault of evil Westerners and slavery 200 years ago.

    It is NOT due to the fact that they are a product of a generally backward, violent, life-is-cheap culture which has now had the poison of Islam added to the mix.

    Oh no. Don’t you dare say it.

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    BBC staff says:

    Thats racist.
    I’m going on strike and getting a taxi home.

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    táxpáyér says:

    He’d only write if it was those nasty Americans bombing the peace loving Boko harem.

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    Another Labour Dynasty says:

    The Ali family of Waltham Forest are already quite busy enough – what with milking the benefits system by use of their property empire and with all the other pies they have stuck their fingers in.

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    I'm paid by the EU, BBC and CCHQ to smear UKIP [controller log in] says: says:

    Get rid of this moron, or try and smear him, now !

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    GK Chesterton says:

    You are going to hell. No doubt about that whatsoever.

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    jgm2 says:

    Stop blaming the politicians. We (collectively) voted for them. When Brown was destroying the nation’s finances and Blair starting insane wars and Straw et al importing two million third-worlders to plump out the voting numbers in Labour shitholes we (collectively) still re-elected the c*unts.

    It’s our own fucking fault for putting up with such shit.

    We have to accept that the British people, collectively, are fucking morons which is why rich people keep their money offshore – away from such fucking morons.

    It really is time to leave before the morons go full retard and elect Ed Miliband and the incomparably incompetent Ned Balls.

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    Dave Cameron says:

    Tory values…. hahahahaaaaaaa

    They died a death when I became a liberal social democrat.

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    Bosun Higgs says:

    Ah, that’s what happened to hympne.

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    I'm paid by the EU, BBC and CCHQ to smear UKIP [controller log in] says: says:

    As I said, can somone counter this poster with some made up facts now !
    You simply can’t allow this kind of debate to gather momentum.

    Shut it down.
    Shut it down.
    Shit it down.

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    NE Frontiersman says:

    A look at the full candidates list in Waltham Forest – not simply those elected – is revealing, though possibly not untypical.
    There are probably more surnames in the Pitcairn phone book.

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    Dave Cameroon (ultimate defender of Chris ti@ns) says:

    Is it holy beer… I mean holy wine ?

    Like what they sell in Notting Hill ?

    Ok yaahh

    DC. PM

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    jgm2 says:

    Are they any more ‘intimidating ‘than the Orwellian ‘Smile you’re on CCTV’ posters are to burglars? Or indeed the rest of us. Are they any more intimidating than those TV ads they do for taxing your c*a*r ‘We know where you live’ style?

    I’m long past caring that people we didn’t invite to the country in the first fucking place are intimidated. They can fuck off back to whichever shithole they escaped from if they’re so fucking worried.

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    Dave Cameron hypocrite says:

    And windmills..


    David Cameron and his family.

  143. 143
    The metropolitan liberal elite says:

    Where would we find nannies for our children? Maids? Handymen? Cleaners? We could hardly employ British working-class persons!

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    jgm2 says:

    You’re both wrong. Facts are homophobic.

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    jgm2 says:

    The fuckers won’t do it.

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    The Westmonster Brothel says:

    Is there a Lord Howard of pympne?

  147. 147
    Bosun Higgs says:

    A ‘race’ cannot be defined with sufficient accuracy to be taxonomically useful. It’s just a meaningless word with which to annoy people, like ‘mong’.

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    http://bit.ly/1rfZzOA says:

    Guido’s blog is full of knockers.

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    fat chav says:

    only problem with that, it was former governments that allowed the working class to get shit on and the foreign workers to be exploited, all cheered on by the unions. The rich got rich off of it, but that’s what they do, Westminster got cheap nanny’s, the rest of us are watching it all burn while the lib/lab/cons are offering us nothing but more petrol, if your going to get tribal, better form a circle to point the finger of blame.

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    Swivel eyed loon says:

    Time for nick Robinson to ask Cameron and milliband if they stand by if they stand by the comments of brown and Howard, just to be even handed you know.

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    White rabbit says:

    Nothing remotely sensible is sensible anymore. Form an opinion by naturally brewing and letting settle sensible opinions. Then reverse it for public discourse.
    If a politician, reverse it as above then multiply effect and become a complete c’u’nt.

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    Arsehole United sponsored by Andy Burnham. says:

    Vote Labour Get Garbage!

  153. 153
    Another Crosby says:

    Awright Sheila!

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    The only solution. Isn’t it amazing ? says:

    Monday’s Lividword : http://bit.ly/1h3WU7F
    Across :
    4.Common 6.Spoonface 8.Vaz 12.Dong 13.Vanishing Point 15.Odd 17.Postal 18.Tricks
    21.Off 22.Hug 24.No 25.London 26.Green 27.Extort 30.Muskrat 31.Referendum
    35.Converted 36.Mister 37.Mum 39.Me 40.Shirtlifter 43.Allowances 46.Wean
    47.Wankers 48.Huhne 49.Chillax 50.Lie 53.Loan 55.Dismal 58.Time 59.Placeman
    62.Pricks 63.Condominium 64.Execute 65.Penis 66.Rompuy 69.Abbott
    70.Strangers’ Bar 72.Recall 73.Hodge
    Down :
    1.Windy 2.Incapable 3.Dali 5.Mong 7.Pigeon poo 8.VAT 9.Zoo 10.Lisbon 11.Voting
    14.Shredder 16.Deficit 18.Tantrum 19.Corruption 20.Speaker 22.Hancock 23.Gideon
    28.Treaty 29.Inner 33.Miller 34.Smashed 37.MacShane 38.Pickles 39.Me 41.Hamlets
    42.Tower 43.Awe 44.Lasagne 45.Cockroach 51.Flipper 52.Whines 54.Nasty
    55.Deniable 56.McMental 57.Cam 58.Taxi 59.Pi 60.Lush 61.Mental 65.Putin
    67.Moran 68.Bend 71.Sue

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    Nasty People Following a Nasty Religion says:

    The kinds of pictures which will never be put on the BBC…

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    This will no longer intimidate the indigenous population, who will welcome a little ‘racism’, if only to redress the balance after years of denigration, and being treated as just another ‘ethnic group’ by successive left wing treacherous governments.
    Every attempt to portray UKIP as racist piles on the votes by the truckload, keep it up !

  157. 157
    Rag and Bone Charity Shop Economy says:

    When was the last time they were given a genuine chance?

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    Christine is totally looking at your knockers! says:

    Christine is totally looking at your knockers!

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    Lance Corporal Bill Bloggs (retired) says:

    I thought the Tories said something like this in 2012.

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    non taxable pikey says:


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    ONS says:

    Don’t believe your lying eyes, believe our statistics.

  162. 162
    How are womens' breasts measured? says:

    So what was:
    Or (3,5,8)

  163. 163
    State lies says:

    Inflation figures, crime figures, immigration figures, unemployment figures, UK population figures.

    Mmmm, I wonder what they all have in common.

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    Singaporean numbered bank account says:

    Watch as much as you like.

    You will never, ever, ever see!

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    Why oh why won't the lazy, ghastly English work for peanuts says:

    To the liblabcon w@nkers, we English aint good enough to work in England, but we’re good enough to die in Afghanistan and Iraq….and in Ukraine if the shit stirring fcukers get their way.

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    Athelstan says:

    They want you to think that, but they also don’t. They want you to have an impression that they care, while not wanting you to ask them to show what they actually did to prevent the continued invasion. Jsut remember this. Not a single soldier has been deplyed to defend this nation. Not a shot has been fired. Our country has been invaded. The government are traitors. The army are cowards.

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    A bird in the hands is worth two in Shepherd's Bush says:

    Not great hilarity ?

  168. 168
    Cliff Richard says:

    I’m innocent !

    …and living in a foreign jurisdiction now!

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    BBC - the home of Jimmy Sovile for 50 years says:

    Be a laugh if Putin releases all the mountains of dirt they must have on our shower of sh1te of a ruling class.

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    No comment says:

    You hear that sound?

    It’s Owen, Polly, Laurie and Yasmin’s silence on the kidnapping and murder of over 100 schoolgirls in Nigeria by muslim mass murderers Boko Haram.

    You hear that sound?

    It’s Owen, Polly, Laurie and Yasmin screaming about all the evils of the imperialist, racist, oppressive West.

  171. 171
    BBC Mong says:

    It is all the fault of that bitch Thatcher

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    SNP says:

    We don’t want the mad fcuker.

    Anyway, with a name like Brown, he must really be English.

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    IMDb says:


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    Why do immigrant takeaways not have bins? says:

    Super rats infesting many towns now..wonder why.

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    Moving goal posts says:

    You’ll find ‘race’ can be defined well enough when it applies to non-whites ie Black Police Association etc….

    It’s only when white people start thinking in terms of race for themselves that ‘problems’ suddenly appear.

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    Why do immigrant takeaways not have bins? says:

    Thought …celibate.. Was to do with salt. Hmmm.perhaps it is.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Yes Tony Blair is.

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    Tory Troll Watch says:

    Fuck off Dave. You have already lied to us about this one.

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    Yasmin Alibi Brownsauce says:

    I want you all disappeared within a hundred years.

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    Keeping The Faith says:

    One day at a time sweet Jesus…….

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    Yankee gone home says:

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    Anonymous says:

    Huh? The 26 million referred to in the finger poster are all legal.

  183. 183
    non taxable pikey says:

    Putin’s friends take over Russian social media site.http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-27113292

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    The EU is a US ... says:

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    Your cheque says:


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    bbb says:

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    Osmosis is psychosis with a non-handled glass says:

    Thirst is the craving for fluids, resulting in the basic instinct of animals to drink. It is an essential mechanism involved in fluid balance.

  188. 188
    Blowing Whistles says:

    BTW – Did you know that ‘Properly informed jurors are properly informed jurors’ – but when they are not …? over to you SC …

  189. 189
    Owen Jones says:

    Venezuela is a great place to live right now, and far more democratic than this hideously white country.

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    The Translatlantic Bureau of Important Sounding Numbers says:

    Given that about 98% of the population of that foreign country are immigrants or the descendants of immigrants, such a statement is 0.73% as meaningless as some other statements on the subject.

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    Alta Vista says:

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    Blakey from On The Buses says:

    And did those feet in ancient time
    Walk upon England’s mountains
    And was the holy Lamb of God
    On England’s pleasant pastures
    And did the Countenance Divine
    Shine forth upon our clouded hills?
    And was Jerusalem builded here
    Among these dark Satanic mills?
    Bring me my bow of burning gold:
    Bring me my arrows of desire:
    Bring me my spear: O clouds
    Bring me my chariot of fire.
    I will not cease from mental fight,
    Nor shall my sword sleep in my
    Till we have built Jerusalem
    In England’s green and pleasant
    William Blake

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    21 Ferryhills Road, North Queensferry, Inverkeithing, Fife KY11 1HE says:

    For Sale

    Assorted collection of Nokias. None of them works. Some damage to most of them. Winning bid gets a selection of my speeches in coloured crayons.

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    The UK says:

    And thus have nothing to worry about

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    In the mix says:

    No cigar guido. The Tory poster is advertising the idea of limiting immigration…the UKIP one is fear mongering.

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    Seen it. says:

    Whereas, as it is, the USA is simply an unfriendly place with rude and somewhat unintelligent staff working at their border crossings and airports.

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    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    No ambiguity, depends where you set the limit, if you set it at 500,000 a year it
    gives you plenty of political lee-way, latest Cameroon pledge “down to tens of thousands”…
    500,000 is still only 50 X tens of thousands.
    The Thick of it.

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    T May says:

    Yankee, move abroad.

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    Anonymous says:

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    Athelstan says:

    What is fear mongering? The invasion has already taken place. Get real. We need to mobilize the army to start rounding up and expelling the hordes of illegals who have taken over large swathes of our cities.

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    Athelstan says:

    Teresa, I was meaning to ask you. Why is the Home office so stupid and inefifcient? Are they just lazy or is there an ideological commitment to their fucking everything up in favour of foreigners?

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    Hilaire Bollock says:

    G K Chesterton: To look at you, anyone would think there was a famine in England.

    G B Shaw: To look at you, anyone would think you caused it.

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    Chief Shitting Bull says:

    Indeed, our native population is now down to 0.73% of what it once was.

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    ASSAOU says:

    Hear hear!
    Go for it 8illy!

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    "You're on the database" the BBC says:

    They’ve pinched UKIP’s DB and are sending out threatening letters…

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    Anonymous says:

    BBC/EU lick spittle is still hounding Farage.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Don’t forget all the dirt that came out from 1989 to 1991 – which had been hitherto concealed since 1917 throught to 1989 – which of course Israel thought would never see the light of day!!!

    What goes around comes around.

    Did summit disappear into the ether within minutes a while ago – i ‘know it did’.

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    bbk.. do what you want when you want says:

    do what you when you want so long as you are fine with it.
    create a desire for better living, if not then ok.
    find a driver or even the driver.

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    Racist and proud of it says:

    Seems the limit is set by the number of immigrants, illegals and muzzies who come over here. DaveEdCleggie want them all. Squeeze the indigenous Brits – and then call them racist.

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    George Orwell says:

    England is perhaps the only great country whose intellectuals are ashamed of their own nationality. In left-wing circles it is always felt that there is something slightly disgraceful in being an Englishman and that it is a duty to snigger at every English institution, from horse racing to suet puddings.

    It is a strange fact, but it is unquestionably true that almost any English intellectual would feel more ashamed of standing to attention during God save the King than of stealing from a poor box.

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    White rabbit says:

    Richard Bacon, Eddie Mair, John Snow & co interviewing assorted guests on assorted progs today getting so confused and unreal about racism that even they realised absurdity of views. Eventually retreating gracelessly into embarrassed silence. The unintended consequence of trying to shut down alternative views and debate by criminalising differences of opinion shackling even the creators of such nonsense.

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    Anonymous says:


    ITV just tried the ultimate hatchet job on Farage.

    They are truly shit scared!

    But the more they do it …the bigger the UKIP vote gets!

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    F-off to Ukraine and die for your EU/NWO says:

    Thanks to you liblabcon swine, the English are set to become a minority in their own country by 2066.

    Our children and grandchildren will really thank you for that.

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    Baldy Watch says:

    A satisfyingly high proportion of baldies and proto-baldies in that picture.

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    Anonymous says:

    Not that many bald men this time.

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    Anna says:
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    Someone says:

    I have no idea why anyone should care less about these three mouthpieces – Richard Bacon, Eddie Mair, John Snow. What have they ever done to have their opinions treated as important?

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    Anonymous says:


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    Blowing Whistles says:

    The key to all the hatchet jobs – is the realisation of the msm that they ‘too’ have been selling the British Public a pile of shit for decades … hence their (MSM) attacks.

    Simple really.

    And every second lamp post must be reserved for the political hacks who have ‘also made themselves very rich at the expense of the British taxpayer’.

    Good night.

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    Foxie says:

    I’m commenting on the “Are you thinking what we’re thinking””

    Well actually I was, but it seems Cameron ch-ch-changed his mind, but didn’t tell anyone, he definitely didn’t tell me..

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    And lo it is slowly being revealed that Murdoch contrary to being seen to be throwing dirty at the establishment – has in FACT been working hand in glove with the establishment for decades – to thieve from the harder working British Public.

    Ref: Bruce Page – the Murdoch Arch(?)ipelago. < the original book cover – which BW wrote out and posted up here some 3 years ago. well he hoy yes i did.

  224. 224
    Lefty says:

    The world began in May 2010.

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    Vote early, vote often says:

    My postal vote has already gone off for UKIP.

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    Giftedbutlazee says:

    Immigrant communities should be educated on how to dispose of waste, not demonised, opposition politicans are warning after shocking images reveal the scale of the problem.

    Rubbish piled next to flats with rats coming and going from the mountain of waste in Mollison Way, Edgware, have disgusted neighbours, with readers writing to the Observer claiming that the council’s vision for a ‘Cleaner, Safer and Fairer’ Harrow are not being realised.

    Barry Kendler, a Labour candidate for Edgware in May’s upcoming council elections, said: “The problem is we have had a lot of rhetoric, but not enough action from Susan Hall.

    “In some areas, Harrow has got cleaner, but in others like Edgware where you have a big immigrant community, there is never going to be any progress until you engage with them.”

    Labour leader Councillor David Perry accused Ms Hall of generating ‘a mini frenzy’ over the issue at the time.

    Mr Kendler, whose grandparents were both Romanian, said: “When you come to a new culture, it is difficult no matter who you are. Many of the Romanians I talk to complain that the council do not collect their bins, but that is often because they contaminate them so they cannot be collected”

  227. 227
    C.O.Jones says:

    Bank clerks cannot afford £1,500 suits.

  228. 228
    Anonymous says:


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    Polly says:

    I’ll help in the eradication of the British people. I’m fine, I’ve got my villa in Tuscany to escape to when the muslims take over.

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    bbk.. do what you want when you want says:

    a bit of honesty leads to be a bit of detachment from the past. a bit of detachment from the past creates a bit of honesty. this is how the snake moves and eventually sheds a skin. but everything needs space. and all we have is space.

  231. 231
    David Moyes says:

    Fuck off!!!

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    Shooty* says:

    Wow. At least he’s open about it.

    Can someone explain how this isn’t illegal, and why are more people not shitting themselves about “peaceful” nutjobs wanting to kill us all?

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    Shooty* says:

    Is this Richard Bacon the disgraced Big Breakfast coke fiend and talentless interviewer? That one? Who gave HIM a job?

  234. 234
    Anonymous says:


    Err hang on a minute, no one is suggesting it is corrupt to employ your wife as an MEP or MP, that’s fully allowed in the rules.

    It would only be corrupt if said wife was employed but did no work.

    And no one is claiming that.

    So what’s your point ?

  235. 235
    Bloomers in rain-soaked Bongo Bongo Land says:

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    Receiving Bank says:

    It still bounced, you c**t.

  237. 237
    Ray Seest says:


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    Giftedbutlazee says:

    Immigrant communities should be educated on how to dispose of waste, not demonised, opposition politicans are warning after shocking images reveal the scale of the problem.

    Rubbish piled next to flats with rats coming and going from the mountain of waste in Mollison Way, Edgware, have disgusted neighbours, with readers writing to the Observer claiming that the council’s vision for a ‘Cleaner, Safer and Fairer’ Harrow are not being realised.

    Barry Kendler, a Labour candidate for Edgware in May’s upcoming council elections, said: “The problem is we have had a lot of rhetoric, but not enough action from Susan Hall.

    “In some areas, Harrow has got cleaner, but in others like Edgware where you have a big immigrant community, there is never going to be any progress until you engage with them.”

    Labour leader Councillor David Perry accused Ms Hall of generating ‘a mini frenzy’ over the issue at the time.

    Mr Kendler, whose grandparents were both Romanian, said: “When you come to a new culture, it is difficult no matter who you are. Many of the Romanians I talk to complain that the council do not collect their bins, but that is often because they contaminate them so they cannot be collected”

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    Ray Seest says:


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    The Humour Police says:

    My detailed observations about anal penetration jokes being unacceptable when the sibjects are female were modded. Suffice to say that involuntary digital penetration is a criminal offence. Wishing it upon a pltical opponetn and inviting others to laught about this is more than moderately uncivilised.

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    Ray Seest says:

    Nick Robbingtwat is a racist.

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    Foxie says:

    Nigel’s the salt of the earth which will melt Snow — just add grit.

  243. 243
    Ray Seest says:

    Dear Christians.
    To wear your cross at work and to not suffer religious persecution by the Establishment political parties, wear a massive cross under a burkka.
    You can also wrap your cross inside a turban.
    No thanks needed.

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    Anonymous says:

    How many of theses helpful European immigrants don’t give a toss about the UK taxman and simply claim benefits and carry on working cash in hand…

    How many illegal immigrants work cash in hand, get emergency benefits, and pay no tax ?

    How many legal immigrants earn so little they pay no tax and are able to then claim in work benefits. Then any work and income above the minimum is simply done cash in hand so no tax is paid and in work benefits are not jeopardised…

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    Common sense vs Common purpose says:

    Yep….we’re thinking what you’re thinking…….and that is “Farage is going to trample all over the status quo and you are going to lose your jobs”……fcucking good job too….goodnight.

  246. 246
    Red Ed's non-predator union bosses says:

  247. 247
    Foxie says:

    William Hill has UKIP on 11/10 odds on favourite to win the Euros since their posters went up and got such a favourable reaction.


  248. 248
    Ray Seest says:

    Addison Lee are two bob minicabs. The Chairman of AL gives millions of £s to the Conservatives to make sure immigration isn’t curbed.

  249. 249
    Common sense vs Common purpose says:

    what’s a mulsim? We alredy have our hand full with muzzys….let alone another variant.

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    Handypara says:

    + 1

  251. 251
    Hamspam Chowder says:

    It’s the religion of piss.

  252. 252
    cheche says:

    in the true spirit of impartial reporting the bbc is really having a go at ukip

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    Oh I know this one…

    Didn’t he decide next time around to pretend instead to be a non swivel eyed moderate who wanted to put the nasty party into detox just long enough to get into Downing St?

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    Democracy Now says:

    No offence mate, but postal votes should be banned.

    We need to clean up the system. Get rid of the corruption. Bring back a real franchise which reflects the genuine will of the public.

  255. 255
    Shooty* says:

    I ask again: is it unreasonable for me to worry so much about what seems to me to be the inevitable muslim takeover and the bloodbath that will follow?

  256. 256
    cheche says:

    Is that the Jon Snow who married in the socialist orkers paradise of Mustiquw

  257. 257
    Dirty Digger, our moral compass says:

    In an earthquake

    We haven’t had one for a while

    I say we need one before the World Cup

    To keep our sales up and the chavs amused

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    Fish says:

    Eddie Mair? A nasty piece of work if you ask me.

  259. 259
    Common sense vs Common purpose says:

    So I suppose the sane solution, in due respect, is to tell them to FU(K off back to their own countries and take back their cultural offerings they have selfishly given to the UK.

  260. 260
    Anonymous says:

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    Foxie says:

    They’re still trying to work out how a flushing toilet works… early days.

    Shouldn’t expect them to take on too much at a time, like having 3 different coloured bins for 3 different kinds of waste.

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    Common sense vs Common purpose says:

    Far out, man.

  263. 263
    C.O.Jones says:


  264. 264
    Overheard in the corridor says:

    Isn’t there a disease related to the Lymph Glands?

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    Romania forever! says:

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    Anonymous says:

    Well done Watson, how long did it take you to work out business loves immigration because it keeps wages down, and loverleeeey profits up !

  267. 267
    an ethopian bird. says:

    the air in the valley heats up.
    the valley is in ethopia.
    the bird on the mountain chooses to fly.
    the hot air below makes it’s life easy.

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    C O (Ξ7q1) says:

    I would bet you that Ed M never in his wildest dreams considered that Dave would engineer a situation where Labour would have to fight off UKIP in their marginals.

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    Sky News attack Bitch says:

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    Ray Seest says:

    Homophobic hate crime.

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    Hahahahahahahahahaha.... says:

  272. 272
    Ray Seest says:


  273. 273
    táxpáyér says:

    “Nasty Party” What’s this got to do with Labour?

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    Fuck off Dave. We can no longer believe you. says:

    I didn’t bother to watch that. The obvious lies in the two heading captions give the game away before one even starts the clip.

  275. 275
    táxpáyér says:

    He’s not running for Speaker.

  276. 276
    Ray Seest says:

    Why isn’t a new arrival doing her job ?

  277. 277
    C O (Ξ7q1) says:

    Nigel did well.

    Good to ask the question as it needs to be hammered home that the notion that the UK government puts UK nationals first domestically is not rac!st at all.

    Kay did not do herself any favours: Not wanting to shoot the messenger, but she was projecting more prejudiced opinion rather than actually conducting an interview. It will be good when the major broadcast media start asking questions about policy rather than wasting everyone’s time trying to get a rise out of Nigel.

    Painful to watch, but only because such poor journalism / interviews are such a waste of time.

  278. 278
    Ray Seest says:

    Comedy Channel ??

  279. 279
    táxpáyér says:

    Establishment’s friends STARTED UK media called BBC.

  280. 280
    táxpáyér says:

    as long as you import yankee dollars and bog-roll.

  281. 281
    rolex or omg who won at wimbledon says:

    “do something nice.
    i deserve nice.
    nice is the prize.”

  282. 282
    táxpáyér says:

    Blame Brown.

  283. 283
    táxpáyér says:

    Crimewatch is intimidating to criminals featured on it!

  284. 284
    táxpáyér says:

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    C O (Ξ7q1) says:

    The judge will likely direct the jury very carefully about ignoring the salacious material which is on the net. The only thing important in the trial is the evidence presented by both sides.

    From a political point of view, the concerns of most should be that this odious little man’s reputation and career are destroyed beyond repair, and that any wealth he has accrued thus far is stripped in the process.

    Irrespective of the advertised wrong doing, he has been involved in enough over the years (both against the public and the legal system…) to warrant a thorough and merciless fucking over.

    That is what he is getting.

    ** Chillax ** :-)

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    táxpáyér says:

    Yep, the pendulum is swinging fast against establishment oikophobia.

  287. 287
    táxpáyér says:

    Can Cameron think?

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    Anonymouse says:

    The time was when they were first elected, not just before the next election.

  289. 289
    táxpáyér says:

    House builders are the #1 gain.

    Restrict supply = Higher prices.
    Subsidise immigration = Lower Wage Costs AND more customers.
    Can rent to workers to get most of the wages back.

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    Tesco is a conglomerate of shit says:

    The one-eyed moron is lecturing the Jocks on saving their pensions. That’s like Jimmy Savile speaking on child-care. The fucker stole a portion of the pension I started saving for in the ’70s and I hope the bullying, incompetent, thieving bastard dies of leprosy, slowly and in agony.

  292. 292
    yazmin alibaba brroonn says:

    control the media!
    the media must be controlled!

  293. 293
    Curious says:

    Any truth of Ebola in the Tuscany area of Italy? More importantly is that dozy bitch Polly Twaddle over there yet?

  294. 294
    lefties don't like good news says:

    All compiled by independent bodies.

    Hope that helps.

  295. 295
    Cast iron says:

    they got f#cked in the a#se.

  296. 296
    Foxie says:

    The Army’s been reduced to Ruperts like Cameron or the public sector with guns.

  297. 297
    táxpáyér says:

    “Right wing mainstream press.” HAHAHA
    Noam Chumpsky HAHA

    Try reading some newer people.

  298. 298
    i am sitting in the universe says:

    you are sitting in the universe.
    i am sitting in the universe.

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    doh says:

    When you’re rich, it’s really quite hard not to become richer.
    You have to be an exceptional mong not to become richer.

    Compound Interest.

  301. 301
    Blowing Whistles says:

    I’m a sock whistle!

  302. 302
    Fish says:


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    F##k the LibLabCon says:

    What a fuckin’ joke!

  304. 304
    doh says:

    Yes! A little while ago, we used to have two industries: IT & Finance.

    Labour gave our IT industry to India, both through off-shoring and by inviting Indians to the UK.

    Note: India’s population is 1.2 billion (in 2012) and produces roughly 20 million graduates every year …

    … in 3 to 4 years, India could replace the entire population of the UK with new graduates.

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    F##k the LibLabCon says:

    How many times did she say the word ‘racist’?

  306. 306
    doh says:

    … and do it again every 3 to 4 years

  307. 307
    BBC says:

    Worrying about such things is racist.

  308. 308
    Vote early, vote often says:

    No offence taken. You are right. But I am perfectly honestly and legally doing my small part to counteract the massively illegal part that Labour are perpetrating. Not long now before we know.

  309. 309
    A Woomun ob Culla says:

    Da whitey up abuv menshun da Blick Cab – ha am da raycyst

    Da whitey up abuv menshun da Muzzo – ha am da raycyst

    Da whitey up abuv menshun da Cownsil Hus – ha am da raycyst

    All da whitey wuld am da raycyst

  310. 310
    Dave's Bumsex Police says:

    Looks like a clear case of homophobia to me this Peter Brookes needs to be dragged before the courts.

  311. 311
    Anonymous says:

    I’d be running from the ex Deputy Speaker.

  312. 312
    One Term Cast Iron Snake Oil Dave says:

    As my father said to me “when in doubt son just lie your bloody head off”.

  313. 313
    Dave Camerooon the famous defender of Chr1sti@n faith says:

    Jesus Christ I said to myself.. I’ve had the fear of g0d knocked into me.

    I could lose my grip on power. I could lose the GE.

    What would I do ? What would my Eton chums do ?

    And then it dawned on me like a vision from the gods, faith. Proclaim my faith.
    Faith in me, my policies my morals bladdah bladdy blah, you know how it goes..

    We’ll actually Lynton said release an Easter message, it will ‘play’ really well..

    I told him you’re in luck Lynton…I do Christ really well…er…um.. What I said was I do gods really well… No.. The God of bibles… Bugger this is difficult… Ok if I go to church at the weekend I speak to a priest yes… And he speaks to god about me and my faith in me and god and all that stuff. Yes I’m faith and god believes in me.

    You see I got there in the end.

    Anyway how was I to know everybody would see through my Christian message and call me a fake Christian, a hypocrite… It hasn’t actually gone to plan.

    And I really really really want to stay as PM…. Pleeeeeeeaseeeeee vote for me…. You can trust me…. I’m not a liar ;) honest to god !

    DC. PM.

  314. 314
    Anonymous says:

    Hope Wednesday’s racing results are in it.
    ( ps. 2 April )

  315. 315
    Kay (wait for it) Burly says:

    In the absence of anything worthwhile to say or ask, I just kept on repeating the first word that kept coming into my tiny mind – and let’s be honest – it IS a tiny mind.

    Mind you – I’m preoccupied with what I should wear – some of my clothes show off those weird chesty breast bones – then there’s that girl who can’t get her dress on straight – always on the cock as we say – should I try one of those?

    Life is full of difficult decisions – what colour lippy? – stuff like that.

    Anyway, must get to bed for a little of the old beauty sleep. Thank goodness I won’t be bothered by any wandering hands or hanky-panky during the night.

  316. 316
    Dave Camerooon the famous defender of Chr1sti@n faith says:

    I know I look like a complete hypocrite because I was prosecuting Chr1st1@ns last year for wearing a cross to work…. And now I’m saying I’m the biggest Chr1st1@n in the village….

    But I didn’t mean it…..

    Honestly pleeeeeeeeease trust me, I’m not a liar……


  317. 317
    Pot and Black says:

    and in Londonstan airports they wear turbans and speak hindustani

  318. 318
    Sir Cyril Smith says:

    We MPs know a lot about fingers up arses.

  319. 319
    One of many fighting a losing battle says:

    Mine will as soon as I get it.

    It will be joined by that of the missus.

    And both for UKIP

  320. 320
    Nick 'the Stooge' Robinson says:

    Racist. Racist. Racist.
    We’re all racists, you’re a racist, you and you and you and so are we.

    We are the BBC, and if you don’t think like us, like the BBC then you’re a big fat racist.



    Nick ‘the Stooge’ Robinson and his bosses the BBC


  321. 321
    Folk at the pub says:

    Slap head Robinson has something of a big hypocritical slap head about him, that’s for sure.

  322. 322
    The stench of human excrement and hypocrisy preceding ‘Dave’ says:

    He’s following on behind and he’s going to say that he really is a born-again thingy – shame they didn’t wash him

  323. 323
    polo player. says:

    one sucks and spits for he is a snake.
    the other is on the horse .

  324. 324
    One Term Cast Iron Snake Oil Dave says:

    Lost count myself but Marky Harper says she gets a brand spanking new crisp £50 note for each one when interviewing that naughty Farage chap!

    A jolly good idea what what… Toodle pip I must dash I’ve got lots of lies to make up and promises to break.

  325. 325
    Folk at the pub says:

    So it’s racist for UKIP to want a managed immigration policy like those racists in Australia, and those racists in New Zealand, and also like the managed immigration policy of those racists in Canada…

    But it’s not racist for the Conservatives to say British jobs for British workers a couple of years ago !

    In fact no one even mentions it, like some revisionist theory it is simply forgotten….

    Either the BBC and the media are hypocrites or they think the general public, you know plebs, are fcuking stupid..

    Come on…. Which is it Nick ‘the Stooge’ Robinson….

    Are you hypocrites or are we racists ?

  326. 326
    F##k the LibLabCon says:


  327. 327
    Anonymous says:

    Robinson has sunk to new lows of party political smearing and outright propaganda.

    I shudder to think what the likes of Robinson and the BBC would be prepared to lie about on a serious issue that was more than about whether a man employs his German wife.

    The sooner the BBC is privatise the better. It won’t be a day too late.

  328. 328
    Lynton Crosby says:

    Well a bit of database pilfering never did anyone any harm did it…

    I had to call in a few favours from the dark arts guys and even we personally thought it was a bit Orwellian….

    But you know.. What’s a man to do…. We’ve got a job to do…we’re paid, and that family ski trip doesn’t come cheap you know….

  329. 329
    Twat says:

    What a shitty effort from Burley. Pathetic really.
    Sky is shit.

  330. 330
    Disgraceful says:

    He is talking about ‘extermination’ on twitter.
    He shouldn’t be exempt from police attention.
    Get to it, plod

  331. 331
    !i am beautiful! says:

    hive or mound?
    imagine what space looks like.
    does it look like ” “

  332. 332
    Clarence Gobb says:

    Ag-a-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree
    Aga-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee
    To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees
    Come and dance every night, sing with a hula melody.
    Black Lace

  333. 333
    Handypara says:

    If they can’t read, or can’t understand the rules, or don’t give a fuck about the rules, they shouldn’t be here!

  334. 334
    Gordon Brown, Prime Minister says:

    That’s a rise of 0.0%

  335. 335
    Gordon Brown, Prime Minister says:

    The Public school educated, yet failed his A-levels, yet got a place at uni, yet failed to com-plete his course, yet got a job in the meeja despite the poor deprived background (son of a bishop, cousin of Peter Snow and uncle of Dan Snow)

  336. 336
    BBC says:

    We managed to get the following words into our report on UKIP

    Then we did a sympathetic piece on the completely un-nationalist SNP

  337. 337
    Anonymous says:

    Have just noticed that BBC newsreader Jane (massive tits!) Hill -is a lesbian. What a waste!

  338. 338

    It will be good when the major broadcast media start asking questions about policy rather than wasting everyone’s time trying to get a rise out of Nigel

    Very well put. That really was a waste of 11:48 minutes of lifetime which I will not get back again. It is also enough to tell me that I really don’t want to listen to Sky any more than I do the BBC. It is really pathetic that they have to ape each other so.

    I bought a large satellite dish a year or so ago with capacity for multiple LNBs so I could get variously placed UK satellites from here but it is going to stay in its box now. Completely unnecessary.

  339. 339
    Cry 'God for Harry, England, and Saint George! says:

  340. 340
    albacore says:

    If it ain’t yet as plain as the nose on your face
    That what passes for Parliament is a disgrace
    You need only close your eyes and savour the stink
    That they can’t deodorise this near to the brink
    Of UKIP exposing their great confidence trick:
    Above all it’s the E U that makes Britain sick

  341. 341
    Bandwagons R' Us says:

    History lesson: don’t forget the Great Disaster of 1997 to 2010.

  342. 342
    North Sea Tiger says:

    There are a lot of folk in the offshore industries who are also making sure their postal vote gets in on time.

  343. 343
    non taxable pikey says:

    Can’t do that, community relations…….

  344. 344
    non taxable pikey says:


    Shopkeeper says “the looters were all black”.

    She says to him , “you can’t say that , there must have been white guys there as well”.

    Shopkeeper replies… “ok they were not all black , i was the only white guy there. Is that ok to say?”

    She tries again to correct him saying “you just cant say they were all black, there must have been other white guys there”.

    Shopkeeper says… but they were i was there.

    The first casualty of war is the truth!

  345. 345
    M says:

    How many of us own homes that that the people coming in want to buy & rent .

    That keeps the prices high and unaffordable

    So lets limit immigration based on an infrastructure that can cope

    Hope it’s not too much common seance for one post ?

  346. 346
    Bob says:

    Two million? Try 7½ million (Home Office “unreleased” statistics)!

    Round ‘em up, fingerprint and DNA log them, deport them. Give them £50 each in their pocket to “get them started”. If they come back, they’re easily identified. They can then have 3 months on Rockall. Survivors will be deported again. It becomes self-selecting. Problem solved.

  347. 347
    nell says:

    It’s Guest Blog Wednesday featuring Blowing Whistles.

  348. 348
    Paul McCartney says:

    Da Da Da


  349. 349
    Sid Viscous says:

    Don’t get your hopes too high about what happens to postal votes.


    Kerry just got a Police caution but the stakes are higher this time.

    Vote (in person) UKIP.

  350. 350
    Maria Miller says:

    Are you ever too old to collect Panini stickers?

  351. 351
    Rev. Dave says:

    “I am the crisis that will leave you homeless,
    The heart attack you have through stress,
    The reason the hospital you need is closed,
    The prescription you cannot afford,
    The food shopping you cannot buy,
    The reason you feel ashamed to be disabled,
    The reason you no longer have a job,
    I am the reason you are called a scrounger,
    I am David Cameron,
    This is the Tory Party,
    We are your crisis,
    And we don’t care who or what you are

  352. 352
    Ockham's Razor says:

    Innocent days.

    No trolls apparent then.

  353. 353
    JH-0912384590231a says:

    It was time to put a limit on immigration in about 1952.

  354. 354
    Field Marshall Abu Qatada says:

    Happy St Georges Day !

  355. 355
    Tit watch says:

    ….Smug and spiteful,more like!

  356. 356
    WILL (son of white feather ) STRAW says:

    Losers always have to revert to smut
    Bye bye Dave , no doubt there will be a nice job waiting for you in Brussels

  357. 357
    Anonymous says:

    This is not an Islamic country.


  358. 358
    Judge says:

    Involuntary? NF is giving positive feedback in the cartoon – assumes consent was given.

  359. 359
    Anonymous says:

    I saw this. Reverend Dave had his ‘sincere’ face on.

  360. 360
    WILL (son of white feather ) STRAW says:

    Fuck off Back in your box Owen

  361. 361
    Village Idiot says:

    ….Yes, but we had hair when hair meant something,and because we had long hair during the summer of love,into the 70,s,we were always being stopped and searched,flats and houses raided ,took down the station etc!….and we wus and still are …White?

    …Long Hair nowadays means zilch,but back then it was a real symbol of rebellion,and the chics loved us!…Love and peace man!!!!..It was a game!

  362. 362
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Should be renamed an “election fraudcast” :-)

  363. 363
    Confused of Canterbury says:

    Oh Lord.
    Surely bumsex marriage is a good and all inclusive thing?
    But it’s not PC to go against the beliefs of bleck Anglicans.
    Forgive me Lord, for I am in the shit.

  364. 364
    a non says:

    Please leave the poetry to Albacore.
    Your rhyming a great disappointment after the first 2 lines.

  365. 365
    Jim says:

    Is the job of a EU Secretary paid for by the EU an EU job open to the total EU population or is it a job restricted to English applicants only?
    Answer, please see BBC report for Balance and Fair Play.

  366. 366
  367. 367
    Polly Twattle says:

    There are dark people in Tuscany?

    Uh. Thank heavens I live in the more upmarket Umbria.

  368. 368
    nell says:

    Nick Clegg says more boys should go into nursing. Come on then Nick, lead by example. No thought not, too much money in politics.

  369. 369
    JH293275709234-027 says:

    You’re really surprised?

    Being gay is virtually compulsory at the BBC.

  370. 370

    I am the socialist c-nt who wasted all our money
    I am BROWN

  371. 371
    Labour council says:

    We have banned St George’s Day today so as not to offend our muslim constituents.

  372. 372
    albacore says:

    Well, look who’s talking – would you credit it?
    Must have changed his mind just a little bit
    On who’s Public Enemy Number One
    Since going all out for immigration


  373. 373
    UKIPPER says:

    Its St Georges Day

    “Cry God for England UKIP and Farage”

  374. 374
    F##k the LibLabCon says:

    I’ll have to admit I am surprised, never thought of Jane Hill as a rug muncher.

  375. 375
    Guidopedia says:

    She lives in North London with her partner Sara, a camera operator. They have entered into a civil partnership.


  376. 376
    Anonymous says:

    So you’re alright jack and fuck everyone else…I shouldn’t be surprised reading this on a Tory blog.

  377. 377
    A Personal View says:

    The “Are you Thinking what we’re Thinking?” campaign was devised by Steve Hilton before Lynton Crosby arrived on the scene.

    It was subsequently implemented by M&C Saatchi during the election, but the wheels were well in motion by the time LC took up the reins.

  378. 378
    UKIPPER says:

    new immigration figures come out the very morning Brits go to the Euro polls – leading Tory bosses to fear an even bigger ballot box meltdown.
    In an extraordinary twist of luck, the Office of National Statistics issue their next quarterly migration numbers on May 22.


  379. 379
    Anonymous says:

    “It’s time to put a limit on immigration. Are you thinking what we’re thinking?”
    If it’s that real democracy manifests as, The Majority Will Of The People in regard to policy. And that endlessly dangling a carrot just out of reach of a mule, is likely to end in deeply embedded hoof-print. Then probably yes…

  380. 380
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    Crosby really is a piece of shit, isn’t he? He makes that other Shit Alistair Campbell look almost principled. Almost.

  381. 381
    Anonymous says:

    Seriously, that’s the quality of their debate?

    Says far more about both Brookes and Soubry than UKIP, and nothing good.

    Should be worth a few votes to UKIP.

  382. 382
    catesby says:

    Before the last election Shameron said he was happy with the country as it is so why did he want to win the election then? Which of course he failed to achieve! The Tories including Bonkers Boris are pro-eu and pro-immigration.

  383. 383
    jack ketch says:

    I am a 30 year ex-pat. I have noticed that if you go to concerts, especially the Proms, museums, Sadlers Wells and art galleries, you rarely see a black or brown face, except for the cleaners, the attendents and the parking “enforcers” outside.

  384. 384
    John Bellingham says:

    For the same reason that TB and Ricketts have returned. London guest houses are infested with bedbugs and all kids appear to have head lice, hospital casualty(A&E) departments are groaning under the strain. Any Late Victorian or Edwardian report on the state of public health could be used today with only the dates changed.

  385. 385
    Iain Spunk'n'Sniff says:

    “Whatever happened to the guy behind this poster?”

    He lost the election.

    As I recall, his excuse was, “You can’t polish a turd – although you can try to glitter it up by rolling it in Michael Howard’s dried skin flakes.”

    And he certainly had plenty of turds to practice on – every time he blew his dog whistle, swivel-eyed fruitcakes all over Britain crapped themselves with Pavlovian excitement.

    As for what he’s doing now – well, he’s shaping up to become the Neil Kinnock of political strategists by losing the election for the Tories – again – in 2015. Lynton, ya beauty!

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