April 20th, 2014

Read Guido’s Column in the Sun on Sunday Online

Don’t miss out on all the latest gossip in Guido’s Sun on Sunday column:

  • Ed’s new campaign chief has an Axelrod to grind – why his battle with the Tories will be personal
  • Axelrod has plenty in common with awkward Ed: clumsy mishaps are central to his mystique
  • When Nigel Farage was confused with the Russian Prime Minister
  • While Anthony Blair and Antonio Banderas are flashing the bling in Marbella, where is Ed Miliband holidaying?
  • Chuka Umunna spends Easter in the White House, not for the first time…

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529 Comments

  1. 1
    Socialism is theft says:

    Nice story in yesterday’s DM about Labour’s new strategist Axelrod and how he was given a bung of £8 million to campaign for higher energy prices in Illinois in 2006. Wasn’t it Ed Gizzacrisis who was screaming about our energy bills?

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    • 5
      Axle Grease Rod-out USA/UK Inc. says:

      Willie Woo, Wee …have I gotten that right?

      Listen, this guy you’ve hired me to get done, he’s no Baz O, in fact he is a complete fuckin DORK.

      I did ask on Friday to get out but I need a reply by tomorrow as I’ve got this great burger joint in NY to run.

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      • 131
        Trail Blazer says:

        Is it a kosher burger joint perchance?

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        • 403
          coffin says:

          by any box, or a nice k e.
          happiness js doing something for tomorrow today. is the simkins box ready?
          available at all good chemists.?

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          • epileptic michael jackson dancing in the wind says:

            no wrries, have an “ee.

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          • before you go says:

            please would you finish with your heart first. need any help with breaking the ribcage?
            windsorian datchet not far from eton.
            so who is salt of the earththen?

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          • Overheard in the corridor says:

            I see a list of some rather unpleasant people – BBC, Guardinistas, Secularists & the Usual Polly Twats – have ganged up on our PM just because he is a professed Christian.

            None of these creatures ganged up on the specious Blair when he kneeled before his God. No surprise there.

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          • Sham Cams latest (religious) scam says:

            Ah But Phoney was playing to his already compliant audience of Believers.

            I’ve got to nurture my own gullible fools.

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          • FTFforff says:

            Never mind all that! Why the fukc is NATO trying to take the fukcing Ukraine?!
            That is not what we pay fukcing taxes for, you corrupt stinking slime!
            Learn your fukcing place!

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          • devil as god. says:

            saturn has ruked the roost.
            nuke the roost and get ?
            devil created the house and then persecuted him.her.it(self) for being the devil whilst blaming his.her.it’s plight on?
            we are his projections. whose turn is t now?

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    • 36
      Labour's Ibiza millionaire. Chuka Umunna says:

      My Easter Chocolate Chuky Egg is melting by my Whitehouse pool.

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      • 512
        salvador dali. says:

        how did dali know?
        one day we are in 1960, then 1930, followed by 1940 and then 1992, without the chap in 1960 having no recollection. did time come clean at the end of of 2012?
        ask addis abbaba.

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  2. 2
    Blowing Whistles says:

    It’s Easter Sunday and there will be no trolling or sock puppeteering on this blog today. Any infringement of this diktat will be punishable by photographs!

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    • 24
      Fluoride Lorry Driver says:

      Delivery! Where do you want it? Round the back?

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    • 26
      rick says:

      Saw the P0pe washing the feet of poor immigrants during Easter – such a sweet man. Anyone know if he has any plans to make parts of the Vatican City available to house poor asylum seekers? Google map shows some prime real-estate.

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    • 84
      Blowing Whistles says:

      By the way, my mummy said she’d give me a finger of fudge if I was a good boy and flicked her love bean.

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    • 91
      Fluoride Lorry Drіver says:

      Delivery! Where do you want it? Round the back?

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    • 95
      Blowing Whistles says:

      The law states that a Muppet the size of Blowing Whistles cannot trade after 4pm on a Sunday or bank holidays, ha such spite to fight! I’ll show those Tatchelite sodomite !sraelites. Just watch this blog tonight…

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  3. 3
    broderick crawford says:

    SUN HEADLINE SAYS IT ALL AS USUAL:

    On the brink of a third World War and true to form we read the really important Easter news .

    Was Amir Khan playing away ….

    Journalism at its most incisive

    Read it Leveson ……. and weep.

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    • 17
      dai exasperated says:

      there’s also the story about the unfortunate geldof lady – whose was due an easter funeral – now just who decided to publicise that? and by what stretch of pr nicker elastic could that possibly have easter ‘relevance’?

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      • 19
        e&oe says:

        who rather than ‘whose’ in the first line above

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        • 205
          Maqboul says:

          Labour’s latest crisis of the month. The economy, cost of living, jobs… all doing tickety boo.

          Desperately flailing around for something and the only thing they can come up with is the ongoing adjustments to the Ukrainian / Russian border as if any knows where the fuck it is.

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    • 30
      WTF??? (h/t'ing Robert S. Griffin @ Occidental Observer) says:

      The public presentations as part of their candidacies by two finalists for a professorship at the University of Vermont:

      Keon McGuire, Ph.D. candidate in the Graduate School of Education and African Studies at the University of Pennsylvania: ”Problematizing the Presistent Problematizing of Black Students in Postsecondary Education.” ”In this talk, I discuss methodological tools and theoretical frameworks that educational researchers could employ in order to move beyond studying Black students as problems and investigate new phenomena; namely the intersectionality of students’ racial, gendered and spiritual identities.”

      Dr. Kelly Clark/Keefe, Associate Professor, Appalachian State University: “Becoming Outsider, Becoming Educated, Becoming Undone: Towards an Interdisciplinary Justice-Oriented Perspective on College Student Identity Development.” “Throughout the presentation, audience members will encounter my process of utilizing arts-based inquiry, inviting considerations that creative methods may help educational researchers to activate their commitment to social justice by carving out epistemic spaces for different ways of expressing unheard of or only partially effable truths.”

      A third finalist for the professorship, Dr. Vijay Kanagala, Post-Doctoral Candidate, University of Texas, argues for the contribution he can make to a university setting in the Commission for Social Justice Educators Blog: “If not me, then who will counsel a recent immigrant about race and racism that was experienced at the supermarket or for that matter with an advisor or faculty member on campus? If not me, then who will work with a White student to encourage the process of self-exploration of her/his identity, privilege, oppression and racism and the ensuing guilt that employs a non-judgmental model for that White student’s ignorance and lack of exposure to diverse issues?”

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    • 32
      Massa Murd0ch, Chief Cuckold says:

      Great front page, guys.
      Got any more stories about marital strife caused by one partner shagging behind the other’s back?

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    • 43
      Q Q Up says:

      Why would there be a world war and where is this brink?

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      • 328
        thostids says:

        According to the ST, Putin has adopted a straight re-run of Adolf’s path to WW2. The plain-clothes Russian Armour will probably just cruise over the Company of Marines that Obama is sending out as a trip-wire. Somehow, I can’t see Putin accommodating the Americans and giving the Poles another seeing-to, yet.
        You never know, as we consider the proximity of “The Bay of Pigs”, Obama may be turning to his Bro’ Chuka and saying, as they do in polite circle, “What the shit we’re gonna doo now, Brightarse?”.

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        • 354
          Mars Attacks! says:

          No – I don’t think he’s annexed Ukraine, or has any intention of doing so – just the Russian bit that was given to them for safekeeping some years ago. The Crimea, their largest navel base.

          Nothing like the dropping of the “A.H.” and “WW2″ stuff though to liven up a dull post, is there?

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  4. 4
    Anonymous says:

    More tax payers money being thrown around like there’s no tomorrow.
    Labour received over £ 5 million in short money. This is tax payers money, are there records or receipts for how this money is spent?

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    • 9
      Anonymous says:

      Sponging ponce.

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    • 11
      ʍȫʊʂʂȁ ҞϴџṦṦậ says:

      At least he had the guts to criticise Isr@eli treatment of the Palestinians. Cameron just sucked Net@nyahoo’s prick.

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      • 22
        Anonymous says:

        What’s Labour’s plan Moussa, let all the Palestinians move to the UK and all the lefty whingers move to the West Bank ?

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      • 66
        Bob Geldof says:

        No normal person gives a fuck about the dirty pallys though.

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      • 69
        Labour is the nasty party. says:

        Yes a real traitor to his own race.

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      • 82
        Garfield says:

        Palestinians can rot in hell, never had much time for phuckers.

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        • 92
          Oy! says:

          Yea, why should they be allowed to keep their own land. Kill them all.

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          • Maqboul says:

            They sold it and after Israel has developed it they want it back.

            Labour doesn’t give a fuck about Syria so what’s so special about Palestine I wonder?

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          • (That's enough Eds, Ed!) says:

            I always liked that story about the I’sraeli millionaire who built a greenhouse complex for the P’alestinians who promptly and deliberately wrecked it the minute it was given to them! Cupid stunts. Fuck ‘em!

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          • 10 heads. says:

            heads are cheap.
            turn them sideways.
            put them in a david waaliams “i am a lady” bonnet.
            hills are high but tye dolls are in the valley. the lead leaf floating in green space sais.

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      • 463
        u affuki says:

        yu affrican?
        dry. super.dry.dri
        indian are the masters, singularily so. hence dance india dance. the world of dreamer’s paradise. titanic calling titanic.

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    • 16
      needy via the vacated office of Axle Grease Rod-out USA/UK Inc. says:

      Gordy thaid ’twas the wright thing to do. And I needed to have some sunshine, my lot suffer from sun deficiency you know.

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  6. 7
    The Archbishop of Downing Street says:

    When a government is evil, so deliberately blind to the hardship it engenders and as cynically manipulative as this one is, it colours everything, disenfranchises all the decent people of this country and makes a mockery of our so called democracy and sense of right and wrong.

    I hate this heartless fucking government with every atom of my being

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    • 12
      Potty Toynbee says:

      Morning Owen

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    • 13
      A Jellyfish says:

      +1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0

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    • 37
      Labour is the nasty party. says:

      Keep taking the tablets ,maybe you should up the meds.

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      • 356
        Mars Attacks! says:

        Or stop combining them, because your current ones are obviously contra indicated. #7.

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    • 523
      Tony Bliar says:

      Did you vote for me, Archbishop?

      In your service, will you remember the names of those who died at my hands, armed by you?

      Better get moving cos you need to read 1500 names per day till next Easter.

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  7. 8
    Where are Tony Blair's Expenses says:

    The inside story on food banks

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2608606/No-ID-no-checks-vouchers-sob-stories-The-truth-shock-food-bank-claims.html

    The newspaper reviewer on BBC chose to ignore the facts in the article and commended The Archbishop of Canterbury on his position of food banks; suggest Welby keeps out of politics and concentrates on stopping the destruction of Christianity by the liberal left.

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    • 18
      Nigella Fromage says:

      To defeat the cancer that is islam within our society we need to educate the young properly and re introduce good Christian values back into society. Mosques, synagogues etc etc should all be closed down and bring this country back to a Christian led country. But number 1 on the agenda is educating the children. Everybody from Hitler right down to modern day politicians have realised this and that is why the schools are brainwashing our kids with left wing anti white sh*t. Until we start from the very bottom we will get nowhere. Home education or specially set up Nationalist schools are going to be the only salvation we can expect.

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    • 233
      Cinna says:

      That Chris Mould is an interesting character……

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  8. 10
    Axle Grease Rod-out USA/UK Inc. says:

    BTW… This disease that your people have ..this anxiety/ depression stuff that gets the pay out from Central, it’s going to your immigrants now FFS, how you going to get that squared off, these voters ain’t dumb.

    How do you get from third world to the first in one step, breed like a bunny and expect free stuff for life. Shit. That’s some hill to climb and I ain’t doing it.

    Sheesh..

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  9. 15

    Hello campers!

    Are you all happy?

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  10. 20
    Where are Tony Blair's Expenses says:

    The disappeared ones !

    Tom Watson

    Jo Swinson

    the Chilcot Report

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  11. 21
    Chuka says:

    You’re all C list trash.

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  12. 25
    Massa Murd0ch, Chief Cuckold says:

    That’s right, Boy, keep telling them the Sun cost £1 per month when it’s really £8.67 when they’ve signed up. I’m sure no-one’s noticed yet.
    Some people wouldn’t notice even if their spouses are being shagged by a family friend – I read those kind of stories all the time in my Soar-away Sun

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    • 29
      ukip.i.am.not says:

      More Tory lies…

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      • 41
        Huhne the Hoon says:

        Indeed. Tories are terrible liars, unlike the honest Lib Dems.

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        • 61
          Where are Tony Blair's Expenses says:

          The moral compass of the LibDems.
          1. Jeremey Thorpe – Pillow biting
          2. Cyril Smith – Little Boys
          3. Steele recommended Smith for his Knighthood
          4. Paddy Pants Down
          5. Charles Kennedy – drunk
          6. Mark Oaten – Don’t go there
          7. Lembit Opik – Little Girls
          8. Chris Huhne – Congenital liar and sexual pervert
          9. David Laws – Liar and thief
          10. Lord Reynard – Sexual pervert
          11. Mike Hancock – Sexual pervert
          12. Nick Clegg – Congenital liar, he claimed he hadn’t been told about Smith, Hancock and Reynard
          13. Jo Swinson : The new definition for hypocrisy for all her support for the LibDem women during the Reynard affair
          14. Simon Hughes lied about his sexuality in his initial election campaign to defeat Tatchell
          15. Kingston Councillor Derek Osbourne jailed for 2 year for Child Porn offences
          16. Vince Cable – The new definition for political loyalty
          17. Tim Farron – the LibDems’ Brutus about as trustworthy as a PPI salesman

          The best thing we can hope for in 2015 us that the LibDems get wiped off the political map

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          • The Growler says:

            “The best thing we can hope for in 2015 us that the LibDems get wiped off the political map” they might well be very depleted in GE 2015, but Mr Garage is ready two jump into the shoes of the LimpyDems, much more dangerous for wee Davey.

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          • Handycock from his villa in Spain says:

            I am not a sexual pervert, I am just a man enjoying himself with women, especially young teenagers and vulnerable constituents. There is nothing wrong with that, I have been doing it for years. Boaz.

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          • Grand Master, Grand Lodge, Great Queen Street says:

            When am I getting that villa in Spain from your boys Handy? Jahbulon.

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      • 60
        Tony Bliar says:

        Yes, Chris, Tories are despicable liars who are wrecking the country with their dodgy behaviour.

        I would never do anything to harm the country or anything improper. I think most people who have dealt with me think I’m a pretty straight sort of guy, and I am.

        I created a New Britain where the extraordinary talent of the British people was liberated from the forces of conservatism that so long had held them back, and created a model 21st century nation, based not on privilege, class or background, but on the equal worth of all.

        We are purer than pure

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        • 181
          The Growler says:

          Even Fawkes was amazed that Liebore would get rid of a “man” like you Tone, a man who led won 3 successive election victories with thumping majorities.

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          • Cinna says:

            Thanks to all the immigrants and their postal votes.

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          • Cinna says:

            Ooooops sorry. Forgot to mention the Scots.

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          • Galloways 2014 Oscar submission says:

            Tone – you looking forward to being at the premiere? Ed – not too happy about that one!

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          • Just another arsehole watch says:

            Cinna you prick, as has been pointed out many many times on here, Blair would have won all three elections even when you discount the labour seats in Scotland. Fcce it twat, the Inglsh voted for Labour in their droves.

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  13. 27
    Wankerwatch says:

    Dave – how about some QE for the Food Banks? A mere £10 billion would help…

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  14. 31
    dai helpfully says:

    large sunday hangover sir?

    broke & been turned down by EZ cash?

    forgot to buy the lamb for lunch & 12 are due round in half an hour?

    been coveting thy neighbour’s ass without return?

    a modest spoonful of NEW MIRACLE SPLODGOE will have you back on the path to prosperity, regular bowel movement and thy neighbour’s unappreciative ass in a trice

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  15. 34
    The Archbishop of Downing Street says:

    Blessed are those who bought shares in the Royal Mail

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    • 38
      The Archbishop of Downing Street says:

      And especially blessed are the usurers of Royal Mail who were at Gidiot’s nuptial feast, for they didst make a tidy packet on the deal

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      • 45
        The Archbishop of Downing Street says:

        Blessed be the hard working people for we shall sell their financial data.

        Blessed be the sick for we shall sell their health data.

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        • 52
          The Archbishop of Downing Street says:

          And blessed are the old and sick for we shall tell them how long they have to enjoy their Lamborghinis and give them the right to end life instead of sponging off the state.

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          • Saint Tony says:

            Blessed are the poor gamblers for we shalt give them the National Lottery and verily many and various Casinos with which to fleece their benefits.
            And behold we shall maketh the pubs to open all of the hours of the day and the night, so mayeth the multitude pisseth their benefits up the wall.

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          • The Growler says:

            i didn’t know Fawkes & Fawkes were on bennies

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      • 104
        SIZE 14 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

        They were there for all to buy ,you were too slow !

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      • 105
        non taxable pikey says:

        Without even having to leave the paddock.

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    • 39
      Gideon's best man says:

      That’ll be me then!

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    • 50
      dai vicariously says:

      blessed are the fornicators for they shall inherit the non-specific urethritis

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  16. 40
    Chuck off says:

    Words can’t do justice to how much I despise Chuka Umunna. I know some don’t like him because of his colour but that’s irrelevant to me. He is without doubt the most smug, self satisfied person in British politics. He even edges out Balls for sheer loathsomeness.

    It’s not just that he’s a complete narcissist but his unrelenting hypocrisy in saying different things to different audiences, as well as his tendency to lie when asked awkward questions. One magazine interview exposed what an unhesitant liar he is. He was asked where he got his suit. First he said it was from “a local tailors” in his constituency. When pushed, he admitted it was from Alexandra Wood. He was then asked the cost of his suit and initially he refused to answer, but when pushed he said it was just a few hundred and not the reported thousands. The interviewer later phoned the tailors and was told their suits start from £1,200.

    All in all, his arrogance, his narcissism and his dishonesty make him the perfect Labour MP.

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  17. 42
    Hoots! It's Clown says:

    I’ve ‘made’ a lovely selection of Gordon’s chocolate-logs as an Easter treat.

    Get them while they’re still warm!

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  18. 46
    The religion of piss says:

    Devout muslim Amir Khan has been shagging a kuffar British mistress? :-D Why am I not surprised.

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  19. 54
    Ed Miliband says:

    As I am now officially a J3w. I will ban Easter when I am the first J3w to be PM.

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    • 56
      A man in Poundland says:

      Hopefully you won’t be due for a while yet!

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    • 57
      'Evangelical' Dave says:

      Your lot murdered the baby Je sus. Just saying.

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    • 68
      the vacated office of Axle Grease Rod-out USA/UK Inc. says:

      Getting that mooz vote is goin to be a tough call FFS. Postal or in person. So this guy Len, who got Ned elected, is he a talent that we could get on board? Or replace? How much does this MlP mull alley cost under the counter?

      Will Wee, ten minutes, Choccy Eggs or not, got it.

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    • 236
      nell says:

      You knowledge of history, much like your grasp of economics, is deplorable. Benjamin Disraeli beat you by decades.

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  20. 55
    The Archbishop of Downing Street says:

    Blessed are you
    …who are poor, for IDS will vilify you and make you poorer;
    …who hunger now, for you will have to be satisfied with food banks;
    …who weep now, for you will weep still more if we get elected again;
    …when people hate you, when they exclude you and insult you and reject your name as evil, because you are not a millionaire like us

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    • 59
      Another man in Poundland says:

      You are Iain Duncan Smith and I claim my £39.00 breakfast

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    • 109
      stop food banks now, they're making us fat! says:

      The UK is one of the most obese nations on earth, especially amongst the children of the poor. Must be the food banks. I sometimes wonder where lefties keep their fucking brains. Any suggestions?

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  21. 58
    Chuka singing while looking in a mirror says:

    I just can’t stop loving you
    And if I stop
    Then tell me just what
    I should do
    I just can’t stop loving you

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  22. 62
    Boring Snoring says:

    Watching F1 with these battery cars whizzing round is like watching scalextric.

    The Chinks think so too. With a population of 1.3 billion people only half a dozen turned up to watch it.

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    • 88
      Lewis Hamilton says:

      Yeah and they all came to see me….

      Booyah….!!!!

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    • 102
      haddock says:

      at least 5live had a chap who could speak English, a foreigner… unlike Angus Dougal McJock who mangled the language in the previous races.. he sounded worse than the bloody cars.

      “Och the cairs gawing slore”… how bloody difficult is it to say the car is going slower ?

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  24. 64
    Chuka singing while looking in a mirror says:

    And I
    Will always love you

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  25. 65
    The Archbishop of Downing Street says:

    Blessed are the millionaires
    For we shall give them the government posts.
    Blessed are the offshore bankers
    For we shall avoid the tax on our incomes..

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    • 341
      evil fascist immigrant sexual deviant lying thieving brainless labour says:

      Blessed at the Millionairbands, and their Oxbridge front bench, blessed are their expense accounts, and their putrid left-wing stench

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  26. 67
    Chuka singing while looking in a mirror says:

    You’re beautiful
    You’re beautiful
    It’s true
    I saw my face
    In a crowded place
    And I don’t know what to do

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  27. 70
    The Archbishop of Downing Street says:

    Blessed are the ruling classes for we shall redistribute them even more wealth, not to burden them by taxes.

    Doomed are the low classes for we shall cut their benefits and put them to work even more as they seem to have too much free time

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    • 76
      David 'Dave' Ca-moron says:

      …and a very Gay Easter to you, too.

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    • 342
      evil fascist immigrant sexual deviant lying thieving brainless labour says:

      doomed are the lower classes who can’t see that 100 years of voting Labour did not deliver them from poverty, but only made it worse… destroy the establishment by voting UKIP.

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  28. 71
    The Archbishop of Downing Street says:

    Blessed are the Scots, as they shall soon be free

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  29. 72
    Chuka singing while looking in a mirror says:

    I wanna sex you up

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  30. 73
    Baby's Candy says:

    Roll up, roll up! Get your food bank vouchers here! Nobody turned away! Foreigners, asylum seekers and economic migrants especially welcome. Enter our sob story competition to win extra vouchers!

    Don’t forget to pick up the list of all voucher issue points and food banks in your area! Available from all the usual outlets.

    And remember – every food parcel handed out is electoral ammunition for the Labour Party, and that means more and more bennies for you when they get re-elected!

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    • 100
      SIZE 14 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

      How is a food parcel ammunition for Labour ,they aren’t dishing them out, they only came into being under the last spendthrift labour maladministration.

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      • 120
        Baby's Candy says:

        Food parcel = evil rich Tories deliberately starving the poor, unemployed and disabled = only Labour cares for the poor, unemployed and disabled = votes for Labour.

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        • 165
          East India Company Wallah says:

          Can I use my nectar card

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        • 340
          evil fascist immigrant sexual deviant lying thieving brainless labour says:

          Labour cares for them by deliberately and selfishly destroying the economy for them, reducing wages and job opportunities and increasing the price of accommodation and cost of living through unprecedented mass immigration, and destroying free speech to dissent from their police state through countless laws and removals of civil liberties – except for sexual deviants. Stop Labour!

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  31. 74
    The Archbishop of Downing Street says:

    And now for a hymn
    The rich man in his castle
    The poor man at his gate
    He made them high and lowly
    And ordered their estate

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  32. 75
    The Archbishop of Downing Street says:

    …..and blessed are the rich,for we shall give them massive tax cuts from the money we make by bashing the poor,the sick and the unemployed

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  33. 78
    The Archbishop of Downing Street says:

    Blessed are my friends, for I will employ you.
    Blessed is the old pals network, for I will embrace you.
    Blessed are jellyfish, for showing me that stinging people hurts.
    Blessed are the MP’s that take from the poor, for I will support you.
    Blessed are the telephone hackers, for I will employ and support you.
    Blessed are the rich and powerful, for keeps “the Plebs” in line and in poverty.

    Go fourth my banker friends and do what you do best, screw the public.

    amen

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    • 83
      You might as well give the whole picture says:

      Labour increased pensions by 75p a week

      Food banks, hitherto non-existent, began in 2004 under Tony Blair’s government

      Labour gave knighthood to Fred Goodwin for services to banking

      Labour got rid of the 10p tax rate

      Labour cut taxes for the rich for 13 years, except for the 50p rate that was introduced in two months before the 2010 election

      Labour said “We’re perfectly relaxed about people becoming filthy rich”

      Labour did not introduce a tax on banks in its 13 years

      Labour did not stop or reduce bankers’ bonuses in its 13 years

      Labour reduced the number of energy companies, thereby reducing competition and increasing prices

      Labour gave billion pound PFI hospital contracts to friends of the party which has resulted in hospitals being in debt to those friends of Labour for decades to come

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      • 93
        SIZE 14 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

        Labour encouraged the privatised energy companies to be taken over by the likes of EDF a French Government owned company in a backdoor ‘Euronationalisation’.

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    • 87
      Blowing Whistles says:

      Blessed are the gayers for they go forth and multiply the bum babies.

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    • 94
      SIZE 14 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

      Since when have the poor had any money worth taking ?

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  34. 79
    Chuka says:

    My constituents shop at Iceland or Aldi. I don’t mix with that trash. I get my shopping delivered from Waitrose. Of course I don’t answer the door when the delivery man arrives. My housemaid does that. You can’t expect me to actually talk to the commoner who delivers my shopping.

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      We don't live in the EU, but we might live in Europe says:

      One of the problems with life it sometimes bites back, treat your constituents like dog muck and they will get their own back.

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    • 122
      south of the M4 says:

      At least ‘ that commoner ‘ is earning an honest days pay, unlike……

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    The Archbishop of Downing Street says:

    And let us also not forget the blessed St Margaret who made all this madness posssible

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    • 159
      a real conservative says:

      Piss off nonce.

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      • 420
        Don't give a shit about UKRAP, the Limp Dumbs or LieBore says:

        She put paid to the madness inflicted on us by the traitorous scum and closet communist-facists who preceded her.

        At least with her, she was a conviction politician, and you got exactly what it said on the tin.

        LieBore – I’ve shit better, and at least it had the decency to stay flushed.

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  36. 81
    The LibLabCon gets God. says:

    So in the next election. Dave will be the Christian voice, Ed will be the J3w and Nick representing the atheists. What religion will Nigel adopt?

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    • 97
      We don't live in the EU, but we might live in Europe says:

      Dave did say he was heir to Bliar, Bliar changed his sky fairies to that Argentinian in Rome, maybe Nige will carry on his religion to getting us out of the EU rubbish.

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    • 101
      Ockham's Razor says:

      The Marquis of Granby

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    • 338
      evil fascist immigrant sexual deviant lying thieving brainless labour says:

      the religion of patriotism… teamwork is the only way to save your generation from what Labour has done to them.

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  37. 98
    Ockham's Razor says:

    Marquis of Granby

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  38. 115
    Prince George says:

    Nanny bitty!

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  39. 116
    Maria Miller says:

    As someone with a student debt that may never be repaid I think I’m qualified to replace Tony Caplin at the public works loan board….

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  40. 117
    Gaye Mann says:

    And blessed be the Blobby dinner donors for they handeth the nasty party £250,000 a pop…

    Like

    • 137
      Anonymous says:

      Don’t worry, we all know who the real nasty party is. After over 100 years in existence, the areas entrenched as Labour supporting dingbats are all still shitholes.

      Like

  41. 118
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Bumsex Conservatives in chaos over food bank stance http://wp.me/p262ZD-1tZ

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    • 128
      CCHQ says:

      CCHQ says:
      Your comment is awaiting moderation.

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    • 206
      Blowing Whistles says:

      IMPOSTER yawn.

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    • 337
      evil fascist immigrant sexual deviant lying thieving brainless labour says:

      Are those the foodbanks that happened in 2004 under 13 years of Labour terror, and don’t check the ID of anyone going in to steal from the mouths of innocent angelic working-class vulnerable babies?

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  42. 119
    Steve Strange says:

    Why has the BBC sent Frankie Boyle to report/comment on the South Korean ferry disaster?

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  43. 123
    Guess who says:

    I’m bright orange, a twat, my name rhymes with vain, who am I?

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  44. 124
    CCHQ says:

    Couldn’t make it up..

    Treasury chasing bankrupt Tony Caplin for £100,000’s

    Tory cronies put him in charge of huge loans from Treasury FFS

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  45. 125
    Gelatinous and generally transparent or translucent, free-swimming planktonic carnivore says:

    We know that the Rev Cameron is a snake oil salesman and that he seeks a mandate to continue the systematic destruction of the state and the British people. That he resorts to a god-card, the last-refuge of a scoundrel, is hardly surprising

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    • 336
      evil fascist immigrant sexual deviant lying thieving brainless labour says:

      patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel… which is ironic, when you consider that a lack of patriotism is why you can’t get onto the property ladder.
      if you want hope, Labour isn’t working.

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  46. 126
    Cheddar Gorge says:

    Blessed are the cheesemakers

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  47. 129
    what a gay dave says:

    There cannot be any democracy when all the people in power are homeowners who have a vested interest in avoiding any correction in prices

    Why should anyone who does not own their own home vote for any politician ?

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    • 335
      evil fascist immigrant sexual deviant lying thieving brainless labour says:

      the housing crisis is down to Labour’s 13 years of mass immigration, and EU membership… simple maths: leave the EU and rejoin EFTA; deport the immigrants; stop immigrants and foreigners from buying up properties and creating little empires, and house prices will return to affordable levels. You have to break the LibLabCon and vote UKIP if you want any hope of a foot on the property ladder.

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  48. 130
    Gaye Mann says:

    There was an old saying that, amongst the aristocracy, the fool of the family went into the church.

    So why is Cameron PM and not the bumbling vicar of Great Diddling in the Marsh?

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    • 279
      Bert says:

      Obviously you haven’t met his brother, the Rev’d Archie Cameron, incumbent of the parish St Mary & St Michael (i.e. Great Diddling in the Marsh).

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  49. 132
    nell says:

    Who is this mr alexrod? And I do hope edmilitwit isn’t paying his salary out of our taxes! The other thing is , there was a scandal a while back because he was employing someone from the states who did not have a work permit. Has mralexrod got a work permit?

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    • 138
      Troll not funded by the EU says:

      Let’s hope he can succeed.
      Ed Milliband is one of the few politicians I trust.
      I believe he will make a great PM

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      • 327
        evil fascist immigrant sexual deviant lying thieving brainless labour says:

        Yes Axelrod would make a far better PM than Millionaireband

        Like

    • 140
      Troll not funded by the EU says:

      I don’t care who they hire or how much it costs, I only hope it is someone clever enough to bring about the downfall of this shocking Coalition government.

      Like

      • 329
        evil fascist immigrant sexual deviant lying thieving brainless labour says:

        Well, it certainly won’t be Ed… he’s not clever enough to think of anything to say at PMQ’s that hasn’t been written down for him by an adolescent debating society loser.

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    • 143
      Sickbag says:

      Couldn’t the same be said about Lynton Crosby then? I do find it odd that he mostly escapes the same criticism yet has tried to import a rather nasty and xenophobic method of campaigning that has traditionally been unpopular in this country, and on many occasions has blown up in Cameron’s face, ‘racist van’ anyone? I don’t think he’ll arrive here completely ignorant of British politics either, haven’t he and Miliband known each other for quite a while?

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      • 332
        evil fascist immigrant sexual deviant lying thieving brainless labour says:

        racist Ed refusing to stand up to child-murdering bullies on his £20,000 public funded holiday in Israel.

        Ed had traditionally been unpopular in the country, along with useless z i o n i s t Americans.

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    • 144
      tunafish says:

      My god the racist white van policy was an absolute disgrace, along with the Bedroom Tax and abuse of our most vulnerable people. The Tory party is a revolting party when you come down to it.

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      • 154
        nell says:

        +++++Laugh+++++

        you obviously never lived through labour’s 13 years of terror, illegal wars, pensions robbed, spendspendspendpolicies that trashed the economy, the questionable d e a t h of d r d a v i d k e l l y, climate change lies and more heavy taxes, educational standards chucked out of the window, nhs scandals that tried to cover up the unnecessary death of hundreds of people………………

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      • 161
        SIZE 14 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

        I have yet to receive any communication from HMRC concerning something known as the bed room tax, is it because there is no such thing?

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      • 331
        evil fascist immigrant sexual deviant lying thieving brainless labour says:

        racist Ed trying to steal hardworking people’s money to give to people denying homes to vulnerable families who need an extra bedroom to avoid living in obscene Labour overcrowded conditions. The Labour party is a revolting terrorist organisation when you come down to it.

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  50. 133
    Cheddar George says:

    Only when the Last Tree Is Cut Down, the Last Fish Eaten, and the Last Stream Poisoned, will The Poor realise they can Eat the Rich

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    • 323
      two big creamy mouthfuls of Ed says:

      …but only with HP sauce, half-baked beans, ethnic pudding, and scrambled brains, and a round of toasted policies buttered union-side up.

      Like

      • 501
        Poor Man says:

        I went to get soke sauce to eat with the the rich.
        I asked the costermonger whether I could have HP.
        “Because you don’t like ketchup?” He asked.
        “No”, I replied, “because I can’t afford to pay cash”

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  51. 134
    what a gay dave says:

    Does gideon really think help to sell is a good policy for the long term happiness of most people in this country?

    Id love to ask Dave why he thinks young people shouldnt be helped to get on the housing ladder by allowing house prices to fall

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    • 325
      evil fascist immigrant sexual deviant lying thieving brainless labour says:

      because you can only allow housing prices to fall by deporting all of labour’s immigrants, and by raising labour’s interest rates to a sustainable non-labour level.

      Like

  52. 135
    Cameron the Sodomites Friend says:

    Is today the worlds very first bumsex marriage friendly Easter Sunday ?

    Like

  53. 136
    Iain Duncan Smith says:

    The stench of corruption & cronyism continues to emanate from Parliament,especially related to the bumsexers champion, David Cameron.

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    • 184
      I am protecing you says:

      I, Dave Cameron, have been protecting you, Duncan_Smith whilst you hold office, like Blair protected Prescott. Do be grateful

      Like

    • 190
      we keep quiet, ....new labour says:

      James Purnell, once a son of Brown says “IDS is implementing my policies, without any sensitivity for their impact. Don’t blame now he is bullying the vulnerable”.

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      • 322
        Ed's coming all over Dave's policy says:

        James purnell has a sensitive ringpiece from IDS fracking some sense into him and every other vulnerable Labour fascist.

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  54. 139
    Tony Caplin says:

    Same old story, the sleazy ties that bind the Tory bumsexers hierarchy, privilege and entitlement, none of it earned or merited.

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  55. 141
    Bert says:

    I don’t know how I managed it, but my colostomy bag is on fire.

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    • 281
      Bert says:

      Very good, except my colostomy bag is made of asbestos, so there.

      Like

      • 349
        Unit 3 Ward 18 says:

        I’ve told you a million times Bertie Bummington, no computer after bedtime! Get your boxing gloves back on and get back in your fucking wank pit.

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  56. 142

    As a wonderful Easter treat, the government are going to release anonymised HMRC information to third parties including companies, researchers and public bodies where there is perceived to be a public benefit.

    This is individual level information not aggregate data. Our names will not be released. But our individual tax profiles are often so individual that those who have their own profiling like Google, Facebook, Twitter and the rest will probably be able to put names to profiles in very short order without breaking sweat.

    It is not as if we have not seen a huge amount of data disclosure cock-ups over the last few years either.

    David Davis has described the proposal as “borderline insane”. He is right.

    This is going to go badly wrong.

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  57. 145
    Lynton Crosby says:

    Workfare is NOT a programme to create jobs but to supply illegal cheap labour to industrial friends & donors of Tories.

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    • 148
      Anonymous says:

      If Dave the Dunce and IDS had set people doing community work (there’s plenty to do) then no one would have complained. Instead they got them working for Tory donor companies.

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      • 173
        set an example of yourself hey IDS says:

        Perhaps Dangerous-Smit could set an example at weekends and working days when the house is not sitting! Doubt he will or has ever done so.

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    • 319
      Ed's coming all over Dave's policy says:

      Workfare is a programme to create illegal cheap Labour voters, and rent boys to union friends & donors of Labour s3x parties

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  58. 147
    Guy News Room says:

    Guido Fawkes admits he has no sympathy with those who believe David Cameron should still be Prime Minister.

    The man is is a complete twerp and not fit for purpose.

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  59. 150
    Prime Minister"The Dunce Of Downing Street" Cameron says:

    Squeaky bum time.

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  60. 156
    Toryboy says:

    I do everything for myself. I cut my own hair, why bother with a barber? I grow my own food, cook it using gas from fermenting my own waste. Built my own house from bricks I’d made myself and wood I’d grown from seed. All with the skills I was born with, I didn’t need any help or advice or do-it-yourself books.

    Of course I taught myself to read and write, no need for teachers. I built my own car, and power it with oil from my own North Sea oil-rig. NHS? Last year I performed a triple bypass on myself. Easy!

    Other people? Who needs ‘em?

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    • 162
      Pookie snackumberger says:

      What books did you learn to read from, was it Marx, Hobbspawn or Ed’s blank sheet of paper?

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    • 307
      stop the NHS! says:

      Barbers cut beards, Tories don’t have beards – only commies have beards… look at Charles Manson, Karl Marx, Ho Chi Minh, Lucifer, George-Bernard Shaw, Saruman, Polly Toynbee, Rasputin, Mary Beard, and Ming the Merciless.

      Hairdressers are a waste of money, all you need is a pair of clippers for your Democratic People’s Republican haircut, then you’ve got the time freed up for writing self-help books for building that self-sufficient eco-home.

      You’ve obviously never been to school if you think teachers do anything other than babysitting and regretting not doing better at school themselves.

      What do you need an oil-rig for if you’ve got your own gas supply?!

      Nobody in their right mind expects to leave an NHS hospital alive, and if you’re in Wales, you’ll be lucky to even get into one… time to pay the real cost of healthcare… insurance.

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  61. 160
    @hatetories says:

    I don’t think people realize how important this next GE is, The future of the country depends on getting the Tories out, They have used austerity to cut the NHS, ( Which they have always hated) and cut the welfare state, If they get back in the rich will get richer and the poor will be left to rot, Another five years of the Tories and I dread to think what state the country will be in.

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    • 167
      20th Century Marxisim led to milions of deaths says:

      You dread to think of loosing your beenies, more like.

      Like

    • 170
      C.O.Jones says:

      What NHS cuts???

      The NHS budget has risen every year since the coalition got in. Idiot!

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    • 175
      @hateliebour says:

      Tell you what, if you hate the tories so much, can you pay the £1 trillion of debt that was left by Liebour and Brown plus the £1 trillion in PFI that Liebour left for the hospitals and schools to pay off, then as far as us scum are concerned you will have a right to complain.

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    • 186
      SIZE 14 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

      The tax burden of the welfare state is the reason for the massive national debt incurred by Labour, the interest payments alone are crippling the economy.
      The bone idle, shiftless, chav scroungers with their hordes of benefit brats , bred specially by Labour as voting fodder [the ones why can work out how to scrawl a x on a ballot paper]are densely stupid and unemployable, the only way to cut the bill is to stop them breeding by stopping their benefits.
      The referendum in Scotland,if it goes well, will at least release the English taxpayer of that burden and ensure we are never saddled with a Labour Government in England again .

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    • 298
      burn the NHS says:

      Hopefully you will have committed ritual suicide at your failure to deliver another Labour government, and we can get on with leaving the poor to rot, eating babies, and taking a chainsaw to the National Homosexual Service, as we masturabate over your suicide video on Youtube.

      You are Owen Jones, and I claim my £5.

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    nell says:

    So the rather weird posts on here today from labour trolls are mr alexrod’s new policy to promote edmilitwit are they?

    Hmm not sure they’ll win many new voters for labour . What policies are they going to put forward to overcome the disaster that was the 13 years of terror of the last labour government? I haven’t heard a single idea from them yet which might persuade me to think about voting for them.

    As Churchill said ‘ The truth is incontrovertible. Malice may attack it. Ignorance may deride it. But there it stands’

    And the truth is labour trashed the economy whilst last in government and proved beyond any doubt that they cannot be trusted with our money!

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    • 169
      George Nobsore says:

      Meanwhile the national debt has nearly doubled since 2010.

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      • 209
        SIZE 14 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

        ‘Wisteria Dave’ has cut NOTHING what is needed are real cuts and an immediate rise in interest rates ,a drop in VAT to about 8% , 50 % reduction of council tax ,scrapping all overseas aid , and an immediate withdrawal from the EUSSR .

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      • 294
        Liam Byrning our money says:

        but it’s a global national debt…

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    • 182
      Toxic Tories for Landowning Spongers, Parasites, Criminals, Expenses Fraudsters, Traitors, Peedos, & says:

      Ideas for a Labour manifesto

      Green New Deal including a proper apprenticeship/training scheme for young people (over long term)
      Council House building programme
      Cancellation of Trident (we punch above our weight and can no longer afford this)
      Termination of the Govt’s venal NHS programme
      Land Value tax or at least a radical overhaul of the current taxation regime and looking at the impact of high VAT rates on the poor
      Regulation of finance (restoration of the controls that were dismantled during the 80s-2000s

      Investigation into the under pricing of the royal mail

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      • 193
        @hateliebour says:

        Here we go another dreamer, if you want what your proposing how about you dip your hand in your own pockets and pay for your own dreams, the tax payer is fed up shelling out for Liebour dreams that turn into a skip filled with dog muck.

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      • 197
        Fuck the LibLabCon - vote UKIP says:

        The fly in the ointment is that Labour are even bigger kleptomaniacs that the LibDems or the faux Conservatives.

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    • 291
      I want to believe says:

      The trouble with Liebore trolls is that they don’t understand how the site works… they normally inhabit uktrollingreport where their plaintiff squeals are engaged with; on here they are only ever going to be outtrolled… this site is the 4chan of uk online political bollox.

      …they obviously care what we think or say, otherwise they’d ignore us ;-p

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    • 180
      @hateliebour says:

      Only one poll that counts that’s the Euro elections , anything else is just playing with the runes.

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    • 185
      nell says:

      THe euro election are of no importance. I have never voted in them before but I and several members of my family are all planning to vote UKIP this time for the specific purpose of making our view about getting out of the EU heard. Of course that will hit the tories – although I suspect also it will affect labour.

      Those of us who vote in this way in the inconsequential EU election will revert to type for the 2015 election. Nothing can be judged from it other than that we oppose our membership of the EU.

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      • 202
        Toxic Tories for Landowning Spongers, Parasites, Criminals, Expenses Fraudsters, Traitors, Peedos, & says:

        Ersatz kipper then?

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      • 258
        Mornington Crescent says:

        I thought you didn’t vote in the euros, Nell.

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      • 300
        Rickytshirt says:

        Dave believes many Tories will return in the generals. If people want to see some action on the EU, why don’t they tell the pollsters they will vote Ukip in both elections? If all eurosceptic tories did that (regardless of their actual intentions in the GE), then that would really scare the b’jesus out of Cameron and perhaps he might actually take some action.

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      • 486
        (That's enough Eds, Ed!) says:

        So you’re deluded enough to think that the Tories (or Labour, or the LibDems) will give you a referendum, never mind actually leaving the EU?

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    • 282
      Wishful Thinker doesn't say... says:

      Labour down 6 points on the last poll, and UKIP up 7 points on the last poll… and on a bigger sample.

      join the dots, there’s another 4 weeks to go, and Liebore are far from surging.

      http://ukpollingreport.co.uk/european-elections
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/European_Parliament_election,_2014_(United_Kingdom)

      Most people know the euros don’t matter, so the Greens and UKIP can expect a boost.

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    • 285
      Wishful Thinker doesn't say... says:

      Labour down 6 points on the last poll, and UKIP up 7 points on the last poll… and on a bigger sample.

      join the dots, there’s another 4 weeks to go, and Liebore are far from surging.

      h t t p : / / ukpollingreport . c o . u k /european-elections
      h t t p : / / en.wikipedia . o r g /wiki/European_Parliament_election,_2014_(United_Kingdom)

      Most people know the euros don’t matter, so the Greens and UKIP can expect a boost.

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  65. 177
    @hatetories says:

    This is the most important election in 40 years. Do we stay with posh boy fascism under Cameron, where everything we have is given to his friends, and the nation embarks on kicking people who are poor and disabled..for fun. Or do we regain our sense of nation, fairness, and get our soul back. Much like after Hitler was beaten, and the true horror was revealed, those who back this ideological war Cameron is waging, will rightly be held to account for wiping out our country.

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    • 183
      @hateliebour says:

      What planet are you from, we had 13years of destruction by Liebour and you are so thick you still believe in them, PS do you want to by a bridge.

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      • 199
        @hatetories says:

        if its red I’ll buy it for twice the price you ask.

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        • 219
          nell says:

          Exactly. That’s exactly labour’s problem – they were always prepared to pay two three or even forty times the asking price of something without even finding out if it was necessary or worthwhile.

          labour never had any money sense and still don’t!

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        • 225
          @hatethickos says:

          Why don’t you make yourself useful and go out and photograph all those sick and dying disabled people and the starving, emaciated young kids living on food parcels? The Daily Mirror could do with a good photographer.

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          • cured lefty says:

            Why dont you go to africa and india and tell their govmt to return the aid money cos your poor are starving here

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    • 276
      @hatehaters says:

      You’re describing the fascist Liebore party with your trollfeed adolescent loaded question.

      Who is this “us” and “our” of which you speak… if you exclude those who vote “Tory”, then how is this fair? Why not be honest, and admit that you want to bar people who disagree with your world view from having jobs; set up re-education camps to force them to have the correct opinions; and if that doesn’t work, like every socialist-fascist there ever was, exterminate them in concentration camps. Admit it – it’s not enough to hijack the public discourse and the institutions of government and tax the shite out of your enemies to pay for your propaganda via the BBC and other government organisations: you want a purge.

      Speaking of “horror” and “wiping out our country”, and “much like after Hitler was beaten” have you any thoughts on the 13-year reign of terror of fascist Labour that saw more immigration into the country than occurred between 1997 and the last ice age (circa 14,700BC), and the wrecking of the economy for the second time in a row in a desperate attempt to cling onto power?

      Cameron will rightly be held to account for defecating on the institution of marriage (and, incidentally, doing nothing for “equality” by simultaneously denying the rights of any other permutation of adult to form legal contracts such as civil partnership and marriage – either you’re going to have a rule for everyone or for a specific purpose, as existed before it was fucked over).

      Taking money from the fake-disabled and idle with an undeserved sense of entitlement is the epitome of fairness… kicking liars, thieves, and cheats is the morally right thing to do, and is the beginning of regaining our sense of nation after the destruction and havoc wreaked by splenetic socialist war-waging fascists like you.

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  66. 179
    what a gay dave says:

    The trouble with politics is that poiticians are not really bothered if their party don’t win the next election. Dave would probably prefer to win but isn’t really that bothered if he doesn’t

    It would certainly not be a crushing disappointment to him.

    If his aim was to win at all costs he wouldn’t have bothered with useless policies like gay marriage

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    • 187
      @hateliebour says:

      The politicians buy policies from those think tanks, if they bothered to speak to us scum or constituents they would have policies for free and would be in power a lot longer.

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    • 195
      nell says:

      If labour really wanted to win in 2015 why have they elected ed ‘ blank sheet of paper’ militwit shadow leader, made the economically illiterate bullyballs (browns sidekick) shadow chancellor, kept andy’drink champagne whilst patients drink water from vases’burnham in charge of shadow health, allowed themselves to be hijacked by the extreme leftwing unite and started to shoehorn the not so bright sons of bliar, kinnockio, prescott and straw into safe seats?

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      • 260
        modbot party says:

        Loopoo potty is a religious cult, and they do not question the chosen ones.

        Have you ever looked at the leaders of a typical religious cult, and thought “he seems like a cool dude, a laugh, a mate, an astute bloke, who knows is sht, and is sincere and approachable…

        …allow me to present, the Loopoo Potty front bench… as uglier than the 1984/85 Newcastle United first XI, and stupider and more goggle-eyed than a flock of turkeys.

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  67. 189
    nell says:

    ‘Socialism is the philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, the gospel of envy and the equal sharing of misery’ Churchill.

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    • 194
      José Manuel Durão Barroso says:

      But can he insure you against it ?

      No, thought not.

      Buwahaha !!!!!

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      • 196
        nell says:

        If you look at the trends of socialism over the generations you will see that it is in steep decline. We don’t need insurance against it we just need to wait.

        I remain hopeful that the EU will collapse into a b a n k r u p t heap during my lifetime .

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  68. 192
    José Manuel Durão Barroso says:

    As a favour to our neighbours I have sent a Portugese Man o’War to cannibalise Cameron.
    Don’t you just love the EU ? You’re all in (the sh)it together.

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  69. 210
    Maqboul says:

    Wazzock

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  70. 212
    nell says:

    You have to love labour’s socialist ideals – the four pensions millionaire kinnochios thanks to we taxpayers through their troughing of the EU, prescott and his tudor beams and lordship that keeps him and his bad hairday wife in cruises, gordon and sarah brown with their five star globetrotting lifestyle thanks to their tax free charity and lets not forget bliar and the letterbox one – how many concealed offshore companies does he own now ? how many houses and all built on his contacts with dodgy dictators!

    Yep modern labour – never mind them plebs it’s all about feathering your own nest!

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  71. 222
    nell says:

    PM Cameron Judgement: Friends & Appointments?

    Andy Coulson
    Tony Caplin
    Rebecca Brooks
    Maria Miller
    Big Society
    Jellyfish
    Bullingdon Club

    David Cameron has to be the worst Prime Minister in living memory.

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    • 230
      nell says:

      The worst PM ever was gordonbrown. Let’s not forget his Chequers Pyjama Party with rebecca brooks and the murdochs.

      Let’s not forget than in order to curry favour with rebecca brooks he even invited her to his daughter’s funeral with the invite to cover the story in her newspaper!

      Let’s not forget that ‘saint’ bliar, with his bloated ego , appeared, dressed in white on the banks of the River Jordan to act as godfather to murdoch’s children.

      The last labour government and it’s present corrupted, deformed offshoot of a shadow government was and still is all about nepotism, dishonesty, troughing and lining one’s own pocket.

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        nell says:

        I blamer Thatcher. The very day she got into power we all became obsessed with greed.

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        • 241
          @hatethickos says:

          What you actually mean is troll, is that we weren’t throwing money your way. Socialists are greedy little bastard shits with other peoples money.

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        • 242
          nell says:

          I suppose when you are losing your socialist nonsense arguments the only way is to start stealing other people’s monikers. As with everything to do with labour – it is all about dishonesty. That is why they will not win in 2015 – because they are not trusted to be honest.

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    • 232
      south of the M4 says:

      Your memory is short. Cameron is an incompetent light-weight. Brown was a vindictive, tribal *astard. For now, there is only one contender for that title – and Brown gets it.

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      • 235
        nell says:

        David Cameron is absolutely fuming, and rightly so, he’s just been told that Bumsex is off the Tory manifesto.

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        • 244
          nell says:

          As I have just said, stealing other people’s monikers does not make your case. You are just a typical dishonest labour troll, typical of today’s labour party.

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        • 259
          Anonymous says:

          According to Wiki, Labour Party manifestos have not included the word ‘Socialism’ since 1992. I wonder why ?

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      • 245
        nell says:

        You are absolutely right South of the M4 – there is no PM that comes anywhere close to brown’s record of the worst PM ever and bliar’s record as the 2nd worst pm ever. History will not forget them!! +++++Shudder+++++

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  72. 223
    Questions of our time says:

    Why did the G’uardian delete the story it ran about the P’opes Dove’s instead of simply appending a correction to it ?

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    • 246
      Toxic Tories for Landowning Spongers, Parasites, Criminals, Expenses Fraudsters, Traitors, Peedos, & says:

      The Pope’s Dove’s what?

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  73. 247

    Christian nursery worker ‘sacked after refusing to read gay stories to children’

    http://tinyurl.com/l6nggsk

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    • 347
      What does "PC" REALLY stand for ? We should be told. says:

      There is nothing remotely correct about so-called “political correctness”. By his actions Cameron has proved himself the enemy of all rational and sensible people in this country.

      This lady deserves our full support for standing up to this outrageous bullying.

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  74. 248
    Jimmy says:

    Axlerod’s a great catch for Labour, of that there is no doubt. Obama, as a candidate, was one in a million. And not because of the colour of his skin, but for what he was saying. Axelrod and the team harnessed that to superb effect, but much of it came from Obama. Those guys were all about setting up the machine behind the candidate.

    Obama is a special case in the sense that he’s incredibly bright and very much in tune with these times. A modern thinker who loves the minutae of the debate. His lofty, intellectual air isn’t a creation; it’s the man. Miliband doesn’t have the natural charisma of Obama (to state the obvious) but he does share the conviction and the love of the minutae. Axelrod will help sharpen the message, but will drive the point I myself have been making for the past 2 years: if we get out the vote, we win

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  75. 249
    Iain Duncan Smith says:

    98 years ago, a small band of rebels staged a Rising in Dublin, a spark that lit the flame which brought about a sovereign state in 1922.

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    • 299
      Pookie snackumberger says:

      You lefty twats tried it with the ‘riots’, but all you succeded in doing is killimg an inocent old man, burning down some local shops and getting the fatherless ones worked up into frenzy over soft shoes and big tellies.

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    • 446
      Scum then, scum now says:

      And their present day rebel friends shot one of their own in the head in Belfast the other day.

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  76. 250
    what a gay dave says:

    Yeah what happened to the big society?

    Don’t seem to hear that phrase too much these days

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  77. 253
    bleeding heart says:

    After seeing hordes of fat fucker families queuing up at Food Banks, I can now see that they are working well at feeding the nation. Meanwhile, Sky subscriptions are on the up, as are sales in fags and other NHS friendly products.

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  78. 254
    #hatetories says:

    Did Rennard ever sue the liberals?

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    • 266
      Incapable Vince, deputy Chief Cockroach says:

      Rennard ? Who’s he ?

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      • 304
        Nick Clegg, Cockroach-in-Chief, Pervs Я Us says:

        I’ve never heard of him, and I’ve never seen those letters complaining about his misdeeds as a party member.

        
        

        [Slaps head]
        Ooh, what a giveaway !

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  79. 255
    Wanda in the Fox & Werrity says:

    Axelrod has run election campaigns of a sophistication that British parties can only dream of. It is not about policy at all, but about targeting the voters that will make the difference. It is about technique, not substance, But it works

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    • 256
      Lynton Crosby says:

      Worked for us with the Racist Vans…

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    • 263
      nell says:

      No it worked in America for reasons that are not relevant here. mr alexrod is unlikely to have any significant impact upon militwit’s policies or chances in the 2015 election. Let’s just hope militwit has made sure alexrod has a work permit to receive labour’s £millions between now and the 2015 election before he scuttles back to ths states laughing up his sleeve as labour face the reality of defeat.

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      nell says:

      You are as in touch with reality as militwit is with the real working classes. Teachers taking food into school to feed pupils ?! You have to be kidding – getting the same said leftwing teachers to provide a decent education is near impossible – getting them to provide pastoral care let alone food as well is like asking the eu to start being economically responsible!

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        IDS says:

        Denial of the truth has been the downfall of many a politician.

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          nell says:

          As I said earlier ‘ The truth is incontrovertible, malice may attack it, ignorance deride it but in the end there it stands!’

          And the truth is that labour are economically illiterate and have 13 years of terror and failed government to their credit to prove it!

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  81. 268
    Baffled says:

    http://www.independent.co.uk/news/education/education-news/a-quarter-of-teachers-bring-food-into-school-to-help-hungry-pupils-9270143.html

    Strange my sister is a teacher and she does not know any teacher in any school that brings in food for the kids. Mind you it is the Independent and they do tend to tell lies.

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      nell says:

      I’m sure your teaching relative is very commendable though I suspect a rarity.

      My experience of state school teachers is that they come into school several minutes after their pupils and are leaving immediately the bell goes. The majority have poor teaching skills and ever poorer pastoral care skills. As members of the NUT I feel certain they would not consider using their inflated salaries or gold plated pensions to benefit anyone except themselves.

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        Shouty* says:

        Blaming the victims, the weak, the poor and the vulnerable, kicking whilst the other is down has apparently become the national sport. The kind of argument that is making winners of the reactionary troglodytes who are taking this country back to the miseries of the Victorian era.

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    • 295
      Genghiz the kahn says:

      The Indy should know that teachers aren’t paid enough to feed themselves, let alone more deserving kids.

      Looks like and smells like bullshit.

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      • 305
        nell says:

        My heart bleeds for state teachers genghiz – that gold plated pension , we are funding that they keep striking to hang onto whilst the rest of have to deal with economic realities – whilst they are failing to deliver a credible education system, is more than we should have to put up with!

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        • 324
          Shouty* says:

          Well at least they’ve got to where they are without backhanders or fiddling their expenses.

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          • nell says:

            doesn’t say much for them does it? they are paid over the odds and given a gold plated pension and holidays the rest of us can only dream of and they still can’t be bothered do an even minally acceptable job?!!

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          • nell says:

            ‘minimally’

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  82. 280
    Blobby the Jelly fish says:

    I met a spineless man called Dave the other day and stung him for a bet to see if he’s gay.

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    • 289
      nell says:

      spineless jellyfish are a wonder of nature and of adaptability. It is the dithering, sit on the fence politicians like militwit who should draw our scorn.

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      • 292
        Jimmy says:

        Yes it’s funny – Cameron wasn’t spineless when he introduced the Health & Social Care Act, Gay Marriage or the Bedroom Tax.

        I think someone said he sticks up for the wrong people.

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        • 302
          nell says:

          I always smile smile at labour’s parroting of ‘the bedroom tax’ which of course is no such thing. It just highlights labour’s inability to understand real tax and economics. Why would we vote for them when they don’t understand proper taxation?

          After all you wouldn’t put someone in charge of banking that didn’t understand banks would you? Ooops , of course labour did just that with with flowers didn’t they ? and that ‘ethical’ bank militwit is still saying will be his banking model if he gets into no 10!! +++++Laugh+++++

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          • If in doubt call it a tax. says:

            It’s a proven Labour weapon of choice, they have used many times before. Poll tax, Pasty tax, Granny tax, Caravan tax et al.

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        • 366
          David I-love-Britain-so-much-I-fucked-the-country Cameron says:

          I’m going to slither back to the Emerald City and complain.
          This back-bone I was given is a dud.

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    • 290
      Will.i.am Hague says:

      If you were able to read this blog you’d already know the answer.

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  83. 301
    ukip.i.am.not says:

    How will leaving the EU ‘help’ with the influx of Indians, Pakistanis, Bangladeshis, etc etc etc?
    Bit daft blaming the EU for all our so-called problems.

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  84. 303
    ukip.i.am.not says:

    How will leaving the EU ‘help’ with the influx of Indi@ns, P@kistanis, B@ngladeshis, etc etc etc?
    Bit daft blaming the EU for all our so-called problems.

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      There's always one watch says:

      R U Bonkers?

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      nell says:

      the biggest influx of immigration actively encouraged during labour’s 13 years of terror has been poorly educated east europeans in search of our benefits. Presumably labour thought these would be mnost likely to votre for their socialism. The others you mention particularly the I n d i a n s and Ba n g l a d e s h i s (with the exception of the trougher baroness uddin) are hardworking , educated and enterprising people who have created jobs and pay useful taxes.

      Have no problem with anyone as long as they work, look after their own, keep decent gardens, raise decent children and make decent neighbours.

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      • 315
        Free passage to Islamabad and a certificate. says:

        The P@kies were ok when they first came over. Not sure what has Gone wrong. Probably letting them build mosques and staffing them with mad mullahs. They have all but withdrawn from British society. Labour did not help treating them as a special case and banning all things Christian from their socialist councils and of course 2 decades when all admission there was a problem was banned by the BBC and the race relations quango.

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          @hateliebour says:

          Surely after a few years the West they should return to there own lands help to get a footup for their own peoples, it’s where they’re needed most.

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    @hateliebour says:

    It’s great on this site today, Liebour must be spending overtime on it’s trolls, I suppose just trying to show off how they do things to a yank who’s idea’s are right out of the book on how to help yourself to taxpayers money by using thick politicians 4fourth edition.

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    • 317
      C.O.Jones says:

      They will be back in a minute or two, they are just finishing their 4.20 joint.

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        Toxic Tories for Landowning Spongers, Parasites, Criminals, Expenses Fraudsters, Traitors, Peedos, & says:

        The Tories:

        They’ve put the boot in to teachers, nurses, doctors, women, the disabled, less affluent families, single parents, children, pensioners, EA civil servants, environmentalists, comprehensive school students, university students, the young, the old, hoodies, cats, food banks and pasties: all without regard to creed, culture or colour

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  86. 320
    Nigel the Prick Evans says:

    Wanna go cottaging with me tonight Dave? Bring Willybum, Foxy and Lawsuit as well

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  87. 330
    Labour troll says:

    When the seagulls follow the trawler, it’s because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea

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  88. 334
    IDS says:

    (Why) are there no workhouses?

    H/T Dickens

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  89. 348
    Ockham's Razor says:

    One may always recognise the Labour trolls by their sense of humour.

    None of them has one (with the honourable exception of Jimmy.)

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    nell says:

    Cameron thinks the Tony Caplin affair has been dealt with and a line should be drawn under it. Bet he does!

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    • 357
      Drone* says:

      Same man that gave jobs to Liam Fox, Maria Miller, John Cruddas, Grant Shapps, Andy Coulson, Jeremy Hunt, IDS, Esther McVey and plenty more.

      There’s plenty of scandal here but no real surprise

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      • 359
        Former voter says:

        That little list is a good example of the contempt these people have for us, they truly do not give a fuck what we think of them and feel they can act with impunity, how someone like David Laws not only avoids a jail cell, but finds another post in government is beyond me, imagine the rest of us showed the same dishonesty and contempt that these people do on a regular basis? Society wouldn’t be able to function for people pissing up each other’s backs and stealing from one another, venal, corrupt, and thoroughly unpleasant pond life.

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      • 368
        Fishy says:

        Basically Cameron’s Chumocracy at work. You do have to ask who is marking his homework though. Any sort of reference check should have flagged he was a b@nkrupt.

        I wonder how much tax payers money his salary hoovered up? If you are a mate of Dave you get top rated state benefits for doing sweet FA

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    • 364
      Blowing Whistles says:

      And why has Guido not reported that he was a business partner of Cameron’s father, so it is nepotism as well as cronyism?

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      • 365
        Blowing Whistles says:

        Anthony Lindsay Caplin former Chairman of the Board of Panmure Gordon & Co plc, the firm at which David Cameron’s Great-grandfather Ewen Allan Cameron was a founding partner (Panmure Gordon Stockbrokers) and father Ian Cameron was a former senior partner.

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        • 374
          non taxable pikey says:

          Oh, I love the Internet. Nothing can be hidden forever.

          As an example I didn’t know that Woy Jenkins was knobbing a Gilmore and a Bonham Carter at the same time.

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    • 367
      Fishy says:

      Basically Cameron’s Chumocracy at work. You do have to ask who is marking his homework though. Any sort of reference check should have flagged he was a bankrupt.

      I wonder how much tax payers money his salary hoovered up? If you are a mate of Dave you get top rated state benefits for doing sweet FA.

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    • 377
      nell says:

      are you still stealing other folks monikers? I’d have thought if you were a genuine labour troll you’d have wanted to declare yourself to the world instead of hiding behind other folks id’s? labour is such a dishonest philosophy.

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      • 447
        Socialism = Deceipt and DishonestyPerdition and Penury says:

        No surprise. Socialism is the philosophy that dare not speak its name

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  91. 351
    Fogie says:

    A bankrupt controlling billions of pounds worth of loans. This really is the economics of the madhouse. Every single decision this placeman has made should be investigated thoroughly. Cameron really has screwed up big time here.

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  92. 352
    Fogie says:

    A b@nkrupt controlling billions of pounds worth of loans. This really is the economics of the madhouse. Every single decision this placeman has made should be investigated thoroughly. Cameron really has screwed up big time here.

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    • 353
      David Cameron says:

      We’re all at it together

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    • 372
      P l e b says:

      It’s the gospel according to St Dave.

      Seek, and ye shall find, any opportunity to pilfer the public purse, give bankrupts a second chance, but bang up benefits cheats at the first opportunity, and send their kids to food banks

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    • 373
      P l e b says:

      It’s the gospel according to St Dave.

      Seek, and ye shall find, any opportunity to pilfer the public purse, give b@nkrupts a second chance, but bang up benefits cheats at the first opportunity, and send their kids to food banks

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    • 376
      Laura Trotsky says:

      This episode touches Cameron. Osborne. No one else. I’ts they who wanted him. They must know him…have checked him out…they knew. Muddying the waters won’t work here. They knew they were appointing a b@nkrupt…a man who dodged his commitments..to a post supervising our money. Absolute disgrace

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    • 378
      Claire The Loon says:

      Cameron must have known. Osborne must have known. Yet they didnt care. Just hoped we wouldn’t find out. Yet another example of the contempt they hold us all in. Couldn’t care less about honesty, honour, fairness, compassion and the right thing to do. If this doesn’t show them for what they are..posh, asset stripping monied aristos that couldn’t care less about us, nothing will.

      Lesser men would resign in shame. Not this lot.

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  93. 358
    Ockham's Razor says:

    Cameron in 2010 “judge me on my record”

    Gives jobs to; Andy Coulson, Patrick Rock, Maria Miller, Tony Caplin

    Nice record, Dave

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    • 361
      David Cameron says:

      If I become Prime Minister, no one in a bank that has received a state bailout will receive more than £2000 bonus.

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    • 362
      David Cameron says:

      “When your family relies on the NHS all of the time – day after day, night after night – you know how precious it is. So, for me, it is not just a question of saying the NHS is safe in my hands – of course it will be. My family is so often in the hands of the NHS, so I want them to be safe there.”

      David Cameron, 2006.

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    • 363
      David Cameron says:

      “Any cabinet minister . who comes to me and says ‘Here are my plans’ and they involve front-line reductions, they’ll be sent straight back to their department to go away and think again”

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    • 393
      Blowing Whistles says:

      True to form Dave highlights his incompetence in choosing the appropriate person for the job.
      Why don’t you pack it in Dave as you have tried the PM’s job and ballsed it up from day one.

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    • 513
      Ockham's Razor says:

      @April 20, 2014 at 5:39 pm
      …seems to think that my moniker is Community Property.

      Well only this is:

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  94. 369
    Rev Dave says:

    Chillaxing…

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  95. 370
    P l e b says:

    Camoron and his government disgust me more every day. While they blame and penalise the unemployed and disabled, their poor bankrupt friends get given good,well-paid jobs. It’s food banks for us plebs

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  96. 371
    P l e b says:

    Camoron and his government disgust me more every day. While they blame and penalise the unemployed and disabled, their poor b@nkrupt friends get given good, well-paid jobs. It’s food banks for us plebs

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  97. 375
    P l e b says:

    Cameron, Coulson and now Caplin. A bunch of C’s?

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  98. 379
    nell says:

    I do hope labour isn’t paying these trolls good money for the drivel they are posting on here today. The five year olds in our local primary have better debating than this!

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    • 380
      nell says:

      I do hope labour isn’t paying these trolls good money for the d r i v e l they are posting on here today. The five year olds in our local primary have better debating than this!

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      • 401
        non taxable pikey says:

        In urdu too.

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      • 415
        5-year-old primary school child says:

        If you’re poor you get 6 months in jail for stealing a bottle of water from Lidl.

        If you decide you can’t pay your debtors £3 million you have to wait a year before it’s back to business.

        They hang the man and flog the woman,
        Who steals the goose from off the common,
        Yet let the greater villain loose,
        That steals the common from the goose.

        ~ Seventeenth-century English protest rhyme during the time of the enclosures

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        • 466
          PPE Graduart says:

          Oh how true,

          What deep historical insight,

          Everything was so much better under dear Uncle Joe.

          BTW the enclosures took place in the Eighteenth Century

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        • 482
          Private Sector Employee says:

          If you are a lazy fucker you still get a flat and money for booze and fags

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        • 496
          21st century centurion says:

          Fuck off back to the 17th century you fucking nutjob

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  99. 383
    • 387
      Blowing Whistles says:

      And let us not forget the role played by Francis “jerrycan” Maude in all of this…

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    • 389
      nell says:

      Some decency at last. I had begun to despair that any of the parties were planning to behave anywhere near decent. This is at least a start!

      Like

    • 399
      non taxable pikey says:

      Scapegoat? He will re-appear in a year or two. Just call me a cynical old pikey.

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  100. 386
    Anonymous says:

    Vote UKIP. Let’s sort out the gays.

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  101. 390
    Podiceps says:

    To all true conservatives out there…those who supported Thatcher, and Major. Do you REALLY think this nasty spoilt, contemptuous piece of work would be tolerated in their cabinets for a second? Me neither. Time to regain your party, grit your teeth, and do the right thing. Kick him out in 2015, get your party back. And give this country its self respect back

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  102. 391
    Mad Frankie Haddock Son Of Cod says:

    A benefit recipient that’s overpaid due to DWP. error has to pay back. Correct. Cameron’s family friend not only doesn’t, by declaring himself b@nkrupt, he gets a nice cushy post , at taxpayer’s expense, managing taxpayer’s money. Whilst owing the taxpayer millions. We must stop this now. Clegg…enough is enough. If you don’t dissolve this coalition now, you are just contemptuous.

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  103. 396
    Troughers plc says:

    Mr Caplin has been a busy boy, he’s obviously been greasing someones pole;

    Source Bloomberg Businessweek.

    Mr. Anthony Lindsay Caplin, also known as Tony, serves as Advisor of ITI Energy Limited. Mr. Caplin served as Acting Chief Executive Officer of Disenco Energy PLC from May 2008 to March 16, 2009. He served as a Managing Director of Manchester News Ltd. Mr. Caplin also served as the President of Pacific Telesis; Chief Executive of First City GB; and Chief Executive of Hunterprint PLC. Mr. Caplin has held a number of senior positions in the banking and publishing sectors. He has over 20 years of boardroom experience and has experience in running public companies having held positions in various sectors including IT, banking, and publishing. He serves as Non-Executive Chairman of Urban Wimax Limited. He serves as the Chairman of Era PLC; and William Clowes Ltd. He serves as the Chairman of ANT Ltd. Mr. Caplin serves as the Non-executive Chairman of G.S.Technologies Ltd., Norprint Ltd., Ealing Hospital NHS Trust, and Coppice Allupack Ltd. Mr. Caplin serves as Chairman of Ealing Hospital NHS Trust. He serves as Deputy Chairman of Barts Health NHS Trust. He served as Non-Executive Chairman of Dynamic Commercial Finance PLC until August 2004. He served as a Deputy Chairman of Barts. He served as Chairman of iRevolution Group PLC since July 27, 2000. He served as the Chairman of Durlacher Ventures. He served as Chairman of ANT plc from October 20002. He served as Chairman of Totally plc. He served as Non-Executive Chairman of Energy Technique plc until February 21, 2007. He served as Chairman of the Board at Panmure Gordon & Co. plc since January 17, 2002 until September 30, 2009. He also served as Non-Executive Chairman of Panmure Gordon & Co. plc from January 17, 2002 to April 26, 2005. He served as Chairman of Disenco Energy PLC until March 16, 2009. He served as the Chairman of Financial Development Corp. plc. He served as the Chairman of Alternative Networks Plc from January 18, 2010 to May 18, 2012. He served as Non-Executive Chairman of Gladstone plc from July 11, 2005 to June 30, 2006. He served as a Deputy Chairman of Northamber PLC until December 17, 2010. He serves as a Director of Edengame. He serves as a Director of several companies including Jasmin PLC and Ultramind PLC. He is a Commissioner for the Public Works Loan Board. He serves as a Non-Executive Director of Hand Picked Hotels Ltd. He serves as a Director on the Advisory Panel of Inflexion Private Equity Partners LLP. He serves as the Chairman of the European Electronic Messaging Association. He served as a Non-Executive Director of Vaccinogen, Inc. He served as a Director of Alternative Networks Plc from April 2001 to May 16, 2012. Mr. Caplin served as an independent Non-Executive Director of Endeavors plc (alternate name Tadpole Technology PLC) from October 10, 2000 to February 2005. Mr. Caplin served as a Director of iRevolution Group PLC since July 21, 2000. He served as a Director of Durlacher Ventures. Mr. Caplin served as a Senior Independent Non-Executive Director of Easynet Group PLC. He served as a Director of ANT Plc. Mr. Caplin served as a Non-Executive Director of Dynamic Commercial Finance PLC. He served as a Director of Totally plc. He served as Director of Gladstone plc from July 11, 2005 to June 30, 2006. He served as a Director of Energy Technique plc until February 21, 2007. He served as a Director of Disenco Energy PLC from March 20, 2006 to March 16, 2009. He served as Non-executive Chairman of Biscit Internet Ltd. He served as a Director of Biscit Internet Ltd. and Financial Development Corp. plc. Mr. Caplin served as a Director and Senior Independent Non-executive Director of Northamber PLC until December 17, 2010. He served as Independent Non Executive Director and Senior Independent Non Executive Director of Panmure Gordon & Co. plc since January 17, 2002.

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  104. 404
    ʍȫʊʂʂȁ ҞϴџṦṦậ says:

    At least the Scots have a chance of getting away from this bunch of dogt-urds for good. Pity the rest of UK hasn’t.

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    • 459
      Good bye, Good bye says:

      I’m sure you’d be made most welcome in the Highlands

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    • 480
      Sausages says:

      Independence for the jocks = no more Labour government in England. Bring it on. By the way the jocks practically invented socialism as a way of screwing money out of the English, skiving little shits.

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    Prism says:

    We have tribes and clans ruling our affairs.

    It is the turn of the Chipping Norton, Bullingdon, Eton and City Spiv tribes to pillage the lands at the moment. It will probably be the turn of the Common Purpose, PPE, Oxbridge, Tory-lite clans next, due to the City Spiv, Anarcho-Capitalist, Colonel Blimp, Little Englander clans splitting the Swivel-Eyed Ayn Rand and Friedmanite Douchebag vote.

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  109. 416
    A Labour Troll says:

    Staggering in the Tony Caplin revelations that petitioning creditor HMRC didn’t notify the government! https://www.thegazette.co.uk/notice/L-60165-1604318

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    • 421
      Another Labour Troll says:

      It would be interesting to know the date when he was first investigated for non payment of tax. I assume being declared b@nkrupt was at the end of an investigation that had been ongoing. I am amazed that someone being appointed to any senior public office does not have to go through a check to make sure that his tax affairs were in order.

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  110. 417
    Lard Pressclott of Beams, Bellies, Banjos, Bulimia, two bog seats, two Jags & Shags. says:

    PIE, ANYONE ??

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  111. 418
    Reverend Dave says:

    One must assume if a chap is wealthy and within Tory circles, then he must be a good egg and ‘one of us’, for God only gives wealth to the deserving. No criminals would ever prosper under the good Lord’s ever watchful eyes

    Like

  112. 422
    EU-funded UKIP troll says:

    And this man, Cameron, is going to negotiate a new arrangement with Brussels over our membership of the EU…….hahhahahahahahhahahahhaaahhahahahahahha!

    Like

  113. 423
    EU-funded UKIP troll says:

    I recall Call-me-Dave saying he wanted to be PM because he thought he’d be rather good at it.

    Pleeeease, pleeeease, pleeeease, let’s be rid of Dave Snooty and his cronies in 2015!

    And if you’re reading this Lynton, fuck off.

    Like

  114. 425
    E w a x says:

    It has to be noted that this group of s—s would have sent Brits to Syria or anywhere to die.But cannot resolve the home issues.
    Will give it away to anyone but not the Brits at home.
    Bankrupt,fiddlers, not musical.They are called our leaders,rulers or what.
    Time for a Westminster circus,revolt or revolution.
    Out with them,do it differently.
    The current model is done

    Like

  115. 426
    E----w----a---------x says:

    It has to be noted that this group of s—s would have sent Brits to Syria or anywhere to die.But cannot resolve the home issues.
    Will give it away to anyone but not the Brits at home.
    B@nkrupt,fiddlers, not musical.They are called our leaders,rulers or what.
    Time for a Westminster circus,revolt or revolution.
    Out with them,do it differently.
    The current model is done

    Like

  116. 427
    Anonymous says:

    If you missed Daphne Samson’s link http://alekboyd.blogspot.co.uk/2011/11/tony-caplin-venezuela-2-billion-bond.html then do check it out. This says he was put in charge of disbursing $2Bn of venezuelan aid money, project-managed of course by his own companies and backed by his reputation in the City and the charitable organisations which he still seems to be associated with.

    Like

  117. 428
    hahhahahahahahhahahahhaaahhahahahahahha! says:

    Tony Caplin exposes Tories as in politics entirely for themselves. Kick them out on May 22 Council elections.

    Like

  118. 429
    Commentator says:

    Cream off the profits, socialise the losses – the epitome of `compassionate’ conservatism!

    Like

  119. 430
    Maria Miller's SPAD says:

    If you missed Daphne Samson’s link

    http://alekboyd.blogspot.co.uk/2011/11/tony-caplin-venezuela-2-billion-bond.html then do check it out. This says he was put in charge of disbursing $2Bn of venezuelan aid money, project-managed of course by his own companies and backed by his reputation in the City and the charitable organisations which he still seems to be associated with.

    Like

  120. 431
    Labour Troll says:

    They just cannot help themselves. Do they only know people who are thieves, liars and fraudsters?

    Like

  121. 433
    Fred Squirrell says:

    This is when you realise that success for individuals like Caplin is created from a different set of rules than the rest of us. We live behind glass walls as spectators of the establishment and its friends having a jolly good life at our expense.

    Like

  122. 434
    Jimmy says:

    Tory Trolls very quiet on here tonight.

    Like

    • 469
      Ockham's Razor says:

      What an odd thing to say! There are no Tories here. In fact, there are hardly any Tories at all.

      Like

    • 481
      The Wild Colonial Boy says:

      Today happens to be a religious holiday. All good Tories are no doubt at prayer.

      Like

  123. 435
    Ivy Trellis (age 83) says:

    Time to go, Dave.

    I look forward to Shapps / Fox / Green explaining this one.

    Like

  124. 436
    Prime Minister David Cameron says:

    Buona Pasqua a tutti da me e Fanny .

    Happy Easter everyone from me and Fanny:-)

    Like

  125. 437
    Bonobo says:

    Where’s Andy Coulson when you need him to spin your way out of this?

    Oh, I forgot..

    Like

  126. 438
    X says:

    TC: “Your father Ian and I were very close friends at Panmure!”

    DC: “The jobs yours”.

    Like

  127. 439
    Postal Voter says:

    The next General Election should sort it. For a PR man, Cameron keeps making spectacular PR mistakes

    Like

  128. 441
    Dodgy Dave says:

    Playing Angry Birds

    Like

  129. 442
    IDS says:

    Another “benefit scrounger” troughing at the taxpayers’ teat. Different when it is a chum of the Tory troughers isn’t it?

    Like

  130. 443
    (optional) says:

    The rich own this Government and take what they want – Royal Mail? – and choose who they want – IDS? This character? If I was a City psycho this appt would suit me fine, one of the boys in charge of public cash

    Like

  131. 445
    Dave the Dunce says:

    Caplin deserves a second chance.

    Like

    • 455
      non taxable pikey says:

      I’ll give the bastard 10 seconds start.

      Like

    • 458
      gelatinous and generally transparent or translucent, free-swimming planktonic carnivore says:

      Cameron knew. He didn’t care. How does this deception fit with his evangelical Christian faith…and the requirement for honesty? An absolute disgrace of a man

      Like

  132. 448
    Fruitcake, swivel eyed loon, closet racist and proud of it says:

    Vote UKIP.

    That is all.

    Like

  133. 449
    It's that Labour Troll again says:

    They make it up as they go along without a care for decency, morality, probity, ethics, the law, or even common sense.

    I would like to scrutinise the decisions made under this quango – £60 billion is a lot of money, and it was supposed to be for Local Authorities? A political appointment, and one who cant even keep his own finances in order?

    Like

  134. 452
    gelatinous and generally transparent or translucent, free-swimming planktonic carnivore says:

    Ignoring sound reason and getting stung as a consequence is becoming a recurring theme for him

    Like

  135. 467
  136. 470
    The 1922 Committee says:

    The Mail are the Tory Party’s shock troops. Attacking the poor is so much easier than attacking poverty.

    Like

  137. 472
    Ockham's Razor says:

    Brown joins the Unionist camp.

    Scotland is a gonner!

    Like

  138. 475
    Ockham's Razor says:

    Let us rock the weekend out!

    Like

  139. 478
  140. 479
    Private Sector Employee says:

    I am getting slightly board of schoolteachers telling me how hard they work and details of their french holidays in the same conversation

    Like

    • 495
      F##k the LibLabCon says:

      Don’t mention the six weeks summer break with two weeks at Easter and two weeks at Christmas, it does rather upset them at times and generally causes a change in subject.

      Like

    • 503
      Anonymous says:

      Board? You had a crap english teacher.

      Like

      • 514
        A propper teecha says:

        … and obviously so did you. English is always spelt with a capital E.

        Now just fuck back to the playground swings.

        As for grammar, if you punctuate your sentence differently if reads:
        You had a crap, English teacher?

        How interesting.

        Like

  141. 487
    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:

    THERE IS A COTHT OF LIVING CWITHITH !!!

    Like

  142. 488
    'Chillaxed' Dave says:

    Hope everyone enjoyed their Easter Bumday as much as I did

    Like

  143. 499
    Mr G says:

    Castrating democracy in not one but two EU Austerity regimes is a tad embarrassing even for Europhiles! Silence from MSM as per usual.

    Like

    • 516
      Disenfranchisee says:

      In case you hadn’t noticed, democracy has been castrated in every EU “State”. Wake up and small the coffee.

      Like

  144. 510
    StevieBC says:

    So if you take Guido’s sales pitch and subscribe to the Sun ‘for £1 a month’ you will have access to such quality front pages as;
    “Did you sleep with my Amir (Khan) ?”

    Does GF have any awareness of the demographics / IQ of his online readership?

    Have a nice day…

    Like

    • 515
      Ask a silly question... says:

      Obviously – or he wouldn’t do it, would he? Do you think he is as thick as some of his readers/contributors?

      Like

  145. 511
    StevieBC says:

    Test

    Like

  146. 517
    Disenfranchisee says:

    Blog numbers up-fukked again. Why does this always happen after about 300 entries?

    Like

  147. 518
    albacore says:

    A bankrupt dispensing great mountains of cash
    Might, to some folks, appear that teeny bit rash
    Ever wonder how much more Dave can borrow
    And throw away like there was no tomorrow?
    Sooner or later the piper needs paying
    No wonder he’s lately taken to praying

    Like

    • 522
      Braveheart says:

      If someone gave the EU a Nobel Peace Prize then albacore deserves the Literature Prize for this at the very least.

      Like

  148. 519
    albacore says:

    A failure dispensing great mountains of cash
    Might, to some folks, appear that teeny bit rash
    Ever wonder how much more Dave can borrow
    And throw away like there was no tomorrow?
    Sooner or later the piper needs paying
    No wonder he’s lately taken to praying

    Like

  149. 520
    Getting cross says:

    Who left that rock out there? I can’t shift the thing.

    Like

  150. 526
    Any Mouse. says:

    I bought the Sun last week, just for the ALDI £5 voucher.
    What a terrible publication the Sun is – one cannot call it a newspaper.
    The actual quality of the printing is dire and resembles something produced on a cheap Adana printing press.

    Like

  151. 527
    Anonymous says:

    “Don’t miss out on all the latest gossip in Guido’s Sun on Sunday column:”
    And ask yourself this: Was there previously no real need to have such information out in the public domain, or just that no grudge worth making it so existed?

    Like

  152. 528
    Anonymous says:

    Discover all the benefits of the sun, and how it keeps the world from getting very cold and dark. Now, as for The Sun . . .

    Like


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