April 18th, 2014

Put Carswell in No. 10

New City minister Andrea Leadsom achieves fame at last on the front page of the Indy today over her Margaret Hodge-style inheritance tax reducing trusts. Which reminds Guido that now she’s has been promoted to the Treasury that leaves a vacancy on the Downing Street Policy Board. Headed by Jo Johnson, the Policy Board is a Conservative party body, not to be confused with the No. 10 Policy and Implementation Unit. Whereas the Policy Unit shapes government policy, the Policy Board is a party instrument set up specifically to take views from backbench MPs. Some say it is merely a tool for backbench party management and a bauble for ambitious MPs. That may be.

Downing Street need someone who is not a yes-man, someone who is respected by his colleagues and someone who can bring radical, reforming ideas to the table.

They should look no further than Douglas Carswell… would he take the job?


In a Survation poll for the Mail on Sunday voters strongly backed Carswell’s ideas. Carswell should surely have a hand in writing the Tory manifesto…


  1. 1
    Two Dogs of Empiricism says:


  2. 2
    Labour, on the coalition says:

    Yet another pseudo-snuff movie inspired by the ‘Gineau Pigs’ but this time disguised as a porn flick.

  3. 3
    Rickytshirt says:

    Carswell is a legend.

  4. 4
    Come on Chelsea says:

    Chelsea for the league.

  5. 5
    concerned Labour says:

    Would Caswell be allowed to take a whip to Duncan-Smith’s hide.

  6. 6

    I like his views about online democracy.

  7. 7
    John Page says:

    He shouldn’t take it because he would lose the freedom to speak his mind publicly.

  8. 8
    catesby says:

    Guido knows as well as anybody Carswell has no chance. 2 reasons he’s actually a conservative with strong anti-EU views and he’s male!

  9. 9
    Ships Bottom says:

    Guido’s photo boy needs to visit Specsavers…or I do?

  10. 10
    Mr Neddy says:

    Caswell will not have any say in the 2015 manifesto, but he may write the 2020 manifesto.

  11. 11
    Genghiz the kahn says:

    Scandal of falling literacy rates in UK, as Greens resort to pictograms. https://twitter.com/genghisthekahn/status/457102439649271808/photo/1

  12. 12
    DesperateDan says:

    The Tories can say goodbye to my vote if there is the remotest hint that Carswell is likely to head anywhere near No.10 at any time in the future.

  13. 13
    The two muppets. says:

    Anybody except Liverpool or Man .U.

  14. 14
  15. 15
    Sorry to say says:

    The trouble with Carswell is his looks.
    Shallow to say I know but there is a serious side.
    It wasn’t Michael Howards policies people rejected it was Michal Howard.
    He looked and sounded like a gimp.
    However it was his policies which were blamed for the loss of tory votes.
    That is why we now have Cameron and his hug a hoody bum a bloke party.

  16. 16
    TobyG says:

    erm… he already did… Dave and co nicked quite a lot from The Plan.Just wish they’d do it all

  17. 17
    Must Try Harder says:

    I dont see the zero point on the graph.

    And what is this yes no thing about?

    And where is the approval statistic on smearing the ukip party

  18. 18
    The two muppets. says:

    He comes across as arrogant .But what do I know.

  19. 19
    THE Media says:

    bum boy hence bbbc fawning fodder? Or not bum boy = un-electable?

  20. 20
    Spartacus says:

    Is this the Caption Competion come early?

  21. 21
    Caption 1 says:

    Man with huge head threatens to blow down no10 if the pigs don’t come out.

  22. 22
    David Axelrod says:

    Labour’s landside victory 1945.Thought you would like this clip.

  23. 23
    DesperateDan says:

    He’s a charisma-free zone who thinks he’s right about everything and is eager to rock the boat to the point of destruction.

  24. 24
    Who Needs Axelrod? says:

  25. 25
    Prime Minister"Money's no object" Cameron says:

    Try this clip ,old chap !

    Labour’s Landslide Election Win (1945) (+playlist): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bj8WvlBrQ0g&list=PL40A6146642DEAF47&feature=share&index=26

  26. 26
    Working class bloke says:

    Poor buggers if they saw what Labour have done and what they really think about the working class they would cry.

  27. 27
    Russell Brand says:

    Money money money
    It’s so funny
    In a crap comedian’s world

  28. 28
    Gerbil 7 says:

    Having good policies and carrying them out are two different things.
    I would suggest that, even though Carswell would put together some superb policies, the electorate won’t believe ‘cast iron Dave’ will carry them out.

  29. 29
    An ounce of intelligence says:

    If only there were some genuine Conservative MPs around to support Carswell.

  30. 30
    Anonymous says:

    He may not be charismatic but he is right about everything.

  31. 31
    C O (Ξ7q1) says:

    It is amusing how they have a picture of a windmill by sustainable jobs, yet a conventional power station by their energy pledge.

    Freudian admission ?

  32. 32
    Cameroon Von Cruffs says:

    My vote for Gay Dog Marriages is a sure vote winner.
    Especially this time when we all need to renew our Xtian faith.

  33. 33
    DesperateDan says:

    In my eyes he’s wrong about everything.

  34. 34
    Any Mouse says:

    For UKIP!

  35. 35
    Jimmy Kennedy says:

    I’m sure Cameron would enjoy a walk in the woods.


  36. 36
    Not so Mystic Meg says:

    If there’s a sweepstake as to how Russell Brand will kick the bucket I go with,
    Hanging In a wardrobe with a tangerine up his arse.

  37. 37
    dr paneurogloss says:

    ms leadsom’s use of offshore tax avoidance techniques while serving in a government ostensibly opposing tax avoidance may be consistent with her voting on ‘same sex marriages’

    so torn was she by the issue that she voted both ways

    the best of both worlds – the least votes lost?

  38. 38
    A Jellyfish says:

    Got the Bastard!

  39. 39
    Hobo humping Solbo babe says:

    Carswell is an idiot. He was John Bercow’s campaign manger and still thinks Bercow is doing a good job. He thought bitcoin was going to revolutionise the world. He thinks everything should be done online expect were he can claim expenses for going to parliament.

  40. 40
    Still, it could be worse says:

    you have to ask yourself; “Why would US Officials mention a few Anti-Semitic fliers in eastern Ukraine ?”

  41. 41
    We don't live in the EU, but we might live in Europe says:

    Carswell, no thanks.

  42. 42
    Whale says:

    Never thought I’d see the day when someone would use the title of an obscure and fantastic mid-90’s grunge metal song by a short lived Swedish band as their moniker, albeit it was Slobo, not Solbo. Greetings, hermano, glad you love that song too.

  43. 43
    Douglas Carswell says:

    It’s one o’clock
    And time for lunch
    When the sun beats down
    And I lie on my bench
    I can always hear them talk

  44. 44
    Bosun Higgs says:


  45. 45
    Pope Buggerboys says:

    Boys boys boys
    We’re looking for a good time

  46. 46
    Jessicacacaca Reed, Guardian middle-class "liberal", pre-packaged dopey pc opinions on twitter says:

    He’s a white male. Not diverse enough, submit to feminism now or we will bring in laws to force you.

  47. 47
    David Axlerod says:

    Right people we gotta think outside the box,
    Get folks on board and work this thing hard,
    Sell sell sell the product to the public,
    Failure is NOT an option.

    What are we selling by the way?……Ed Milliband

    Ok,failure may be an option.

  48. 48
    ? says:

    I understand troops from the EU backed government shot at protesters in the east of the Ukraine yesterday.
    Maybe Cathy Ashton should be demanding sanctions or something.

  49. 49
    Bosun Higgs says:

    There is some evidence for his being right. EU countries have lower growth and higher unemployment than comparable countries outside the UK; check Sweden/Norway, Austria/Switzerland, Greece/Turkey and Ireland/Iceland, although Slovenia/Croatia is a counter-example. There is plenty of evidence for tax cuts and lower government spending promoting economic growth and benefiting people at every level; for instance, the USA and the UK in the 1980s, but it is rarely attempted.

    There is, conversely, no evidence that longer prison sentences do any good, rather that, beyond a certain point, it is the probability of being convicted that deters potential criminals.

  50. 50
    Morgan's Organ says:

    Douglas Rex!

  51. 51
    Anonymong says:

    He’s also nowhere near incompetent or dishonest enough.

  52. 52
    Anonymong says:


    They were unknowingly voting for their own destruction.

  53. 53
    Butch Dave says:

    That’s three reasons

  54. 54
    Ockham's Razor says:

    This post should not go unagreed with!

  55. 55
    Bloomers in rain-soaked Bongo Bongo Land says:

    I’ve got a chip on my shoulder and a horsewhip in my hand.

  56. 56
    Joss Ayinglike says:

    He said Carswell, not Cromwell.

  57. 57
    Polls Go Home says:

    “Cap immigration including EU”
    That means leaving the EU doesn’t it?
    “Longer Jail terms for hardened criminals”
    Previous record is already taken into account.
    How about “Longer Jail terms for hardened criminal MPs”
    Besides it’s not a question designed to elicit a “no” response.

  58. 58
    R. Youshore says:

    What do they look like ?

  59. 59
    C O (Ξ7q1) says:


    They are in the process of putting down a R’ussian backed insurgency.

  60. 60
    Orson Cart says:

    Yeah, Dougie is just down the road from me – His fish suppers are legendary!

  61. 61
    Hobo humping Slobo babe says:

    My misspent youth running obscure indie nights only come back in pisces. Whale were a one hit wonder but what a hit.

  62. 62

    Chris Heaton-Harris would be a far better choice.

  63. 63
    broderick crawford says:

    I ve no doubt he s very competent but he reminds me of a young Oswald Mosley ( yes I WAS alive at the time ….. I have tbe elixir of eternal youth )

  64. 64
    broderick crawford says:

    Votes both ways eh … so she s a DP ‘ er then ?

  65. 65
    broderick crawford says:


    ” Tan me hide when I m dead -Fred
    Tan me hide when I m — Dead.
    So we tanned his hide when he died — Clyde

    And that s it there hanging in the — Shed”

  66. 66
    Essex boy says:

    Carswell is one of the few MPs with original ideas, low expenses and who I actually trust.

    I doubt very much if he’ll ever get a promotion with the current bunch of turds in charge.

  67. 67
    broderick crawford says:

    Unfortunately it will indeed be Liverpool

    And they ll never let anyone forget it

    Gerard will probably be made a Lord and Suarez will be made Landlord of Spain as a year – end bonus .

  68. 68
    Essex boy says:

    He seems to be eager to put over original ideas which is probably why people like you don’t like him.

  69. 69
    Lke you said the bankers ARE scum says:

    Did anyone see the Pen interview on BBC last night She slaughtered the interviewer (BBC trill) who kept trying to link Her Parties far right views to those of UKIP and Farage in particular

    Can anyone post a link? as its well worth look

  70. 70
    Cambo says:

    I don’t like the pucker of them lips

  71. 71
    sproutboy says:

    “Douglas Carswell should surely have a hand in writing the Tory manifesto”

    He can always peer down at his chin if he needs any inspiration – the Tory manifesto will be a similar load of bollocks.

  72. 72
    Anonymous says:

    But looking like you’ve had your nose smashed in and being a complete dweeb who was always last to be picked at school hadn’t done Milledweeb any harm ?

  73. 73
    David Cameron says:

    That is going to be my epitaph.

  74. 74
    David Cameron says:

    In case anybody was under any misapprehension, I would like to confirm I am a liar and cannot be trusted.

  75. 75
    Daedalus says:

    Trouble is the two best ones, lower spending and less business regulations are pooh poked by our electorate. Just doing those would be so beneficial.


  76. 76
    Jabba Le Chat says:

    People seem to have short memories over the fact that Carswell voted for press censorship. That fact alone should preclude him from any serious consideration of moving up the greasy pole towards the top…

  77. 77
    Daedalus says:

    Then why consider voting Tory then? These are good Tory policies or always used to be!

  78. 78
    Welcome to the Hotel California says:

    It looks like the electorate supports all the fluff but opposed the central economic plank of his manifesto. The 40-60 split is a lot better than the 10-90 split you’d infer from the BBC, but it’s not enough to win an election.

  79. 79
    Bloke says:

    They’re looking for a Gravy Train Conductor, not a proper manager.

  80. 80
    Welcome to the Hotel California says:

    Carswell isn’t ugly by any means. He looks like what he is: an ex-military officer who is now a middle aged father.

    There’s a large section of the electorate, especially among those old enough to bother voting, who’d find him very attractive.

  81. 81
    Full list of our troughers on this website: says:

    Laura Kuenssberg is Newsnight’s “chief correspondent”. I agree that Le Pen made her look stupid.


    Seems she is on a very tasty salary. Anyone know how much?

  82. 82
  83. 83
    Ethnic Bloomers says:

    …and an interesting internet browsing history

  84. 84
    Beauty or the Beast? says:

    He looks like Lemsip Optic… nobody will be led by someone with a mediaeval countenance.

    Better off with Charlotte Leslie, the Minister for Sexiness… how can ugly Eddy compete.

  85. 85
    Taxpayer says:

    Just cut my fecking taxes! David “I hate taxpayers but love inherited wealth” Cameron is just a spineless liberal twat.

  86. 86
    Anonymous says:

    I 100% agree.
    I was laughing out loud how Le Pens straight talking made Kusenbergs pathetic attempts to smear Farage were batted back time after time.

    Le Pen was honest and patriotic about France, she was unapologetic about her views.

    I have never heard her speak before but was very impressed.

    When you hear politicians speak plain truths like she does one realises how politicians in the UK are now all identikit sound bite whores.

    Le Pen was a breath of fresh air. Whilst Kusenberg was shown up for the pathetic smearing BBC left wing UK hating traitor that she is.

    I hope Kussenberg felt like the fcuking idiot she looked.

  87. 87
    Anonymous says:

    Cameron doesn’t care about the plebs.

    His father in law does earn £750,000 per year from the windmills on his farm which Cameron will
    inherit in due course.

    If you’re not an Eton toff Cameron would think nothing of lying to your face and treating you with contempt.

    He is a liar and cannot be trusted.

  88. 88
    Anonymous says:

    Carswell would bring common sense to the table. Cameron does not do common sense.

  89. 89
    Kick out Cameron says:

    Cameron only does Common Purpose.

  90. 90
    Anonymous says:

    “the Policy Board is a Conservative party body, not to be confused with the No. 10 Policy and Implementation Unit,”
    or an un-mandated entity put in place to block renewable energy schemes with a Liberal-proof barrier of engineered red-tape. We can all see you Cyril.
    “bring radical, reforming ideas to the table.”
    By scrapping HS2 and redirecting that money we don’t have to a Prize fund, for replicating photosynthesis artificially and averting the looming energy crisis.

  91. 91
    Dougy says:

    Just apprehended Terry’s mum. Waiting for the media.

  92. 92
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    Wishy-washy iDave won’t like Carswell – he didn’t go to Eton and doesn’t seem to like bizarre sexual practices.

  93. 93
    By the way says:

    Great news that:

    Big cuts in Business rules

    NO: 40%
    Yes: 60%

    Let Town Halls cut benefits rates

    Yes: 43%
    No: 57%

  94. 94
    Anonymous says:

    But what about the way the EU/US backed the insurgency? What about the Right Section thugs that firebomb the police? And the way they under-mined an an elected government? Clearly, any questioning of the ‘brave freedom-fighters’ is the Wrong Kind of Story.

  95. 95
    Taxpayer says:

    Thankfully for Cameron and his High Tax Party 59% don’t want tax cuts ( I imagine made up of all those who don’t pay a net contribution) so that allows him to continue to punish those who want to get on.

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