April 17th, 2014

Foodbanks, Christianity and Socialism

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Today is Holy Thursday, when the Queen traditionally offers alms known as Maundy money to deserving senior citizens. Scholars say “Maundy” comes from Jesus; “Mandatum novum do vobis ut diligatis invicem sicut dilexi vos”, “A new commandment I give unto you, That ye love one another; as I have loved you”. Monarchs by tradition also washed the feet of the poor as Jesus washed the feet of his disciples. Jesus also said that You will always have the poor with you and can help them whenever you want.” Which brings Guido to foodbanks and socialism.

Socialists believe in the perfectibility of man, a doctrine going back to Rousseau, that people are capable of achieving perfection on earth through social means, without the grace of God. Unlike Jesus they don’t believe that the poor will always necessarily be with us. Foodbanks are mostly run by charities, many Christian inspired. The genuine anger from the left at the expansion of foodbanks is matched only by their incomprehension that some think their growth is a good thing and a sign that Christianity survives in an increasingly secular Britain. Christian help for the poor is an imperative given to them by their faith… 

If like many socialists you believe society can be perfected, foodbanks are a sign of society’s failure. If like most Christians you believe the poor will always be with us, then foodbanks are the successful application of the teachings of Jesus. Guido doesn’t believe in socialism or the perfectibility of man, so sees the expansion of foodbanks as a good thing for the poor. Politically Labour are trying to capitalise on foodbanks, whereas in America Obama rolls up his sleeves and has photo ops helping out at foodbanks. It seems to Guido that Labour either should come out and say openly that they want to see higher welfare transfer payments to the poor or do some real community organising and help out at foodbanks rather than just moan about them. Happy Easter…


277 Comments

  1. 1
    Anonymous says:

    Why is Cameron now calling himself ‘evangelical’? http://www.politics.co.uk/blogs/2014/04/17/doing-god-why-is-cameron-calling-himself-evangelical

    I wish there was a socially and economically liberal and secular party

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    • 27
      Jessicacaca Reed, Guardianista, feminst, pre-packaged dopey PC opinions says:

      Errr think you’ll find Christianity is evil, patriarchal and racist.

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      • 114
        Socialism is theft says:

        Obesity crisis!

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        • 222
          The non-Christian non-Conservative tit soon to be ejected from no. 10 says:

          I’ve seen the light-

          
          
          
          

          s goes go out.
          I think I’ve caught Socialism.

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          • Quiet Bat Person says:

            Followers of the Flying Spaghetti Monster make far more loans, than Christian and other religious groups, to people in poor areas that need help starting small business.

            Bless his noodly appendages.

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      • 169
        Polly Boingtree says:

        You forgot homophobic and bigoted.

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      • 172
        Anonymous says:

        Whereas religions which are newer to these shores are lovely. Here’s a poster on the walls of the main corridor of Leicester’s Madini School reminding students that music is Haraam:

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      • 208
        broderick crawford says:

        WIKTIOBARY SAYS

        “obama ROLES up his sleeves …” Gweeds?

        Try the Bullingdon Club for a good ROLL model.

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      • 246
        Anonymous says:

        Erm, don’t think so. Christianity is inclusive, compassionate and loving

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        • 273
          Big Momma says:

          Good grief Guido the socialists (with a small s) have learnt from their Communist comrades to currently encourage food banks to show that the Coalition is not working, hard working families are facing hunger, and support their ever changing cost of living mantras’. Do keep up.

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      • 265
        mike riverside says:

        Evidence?

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    • 46
      Time for D-Smith to disappear says:

      RC Duncan-Smith idea of helping out is to wipe his own arse, that him wiping his own arse. White Dee is far more helpful than he ever will be.

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      • 67
        James Purnell and Duncan-Smith joint statement says:

        Everytime a claimant commits suicide, and there have been many, we save on average £10,000 annually. Well done those who take full responsibility.

        Looking forward to be made a lord in Camerons honours come 2015 when he losses the election.

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      • 177
        I keep my distance says:

        I do my damndest NOTto be interviewed by any journalist or presenter.

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    • 54
      The Growler says:

      ” in America Obama roles up his sleeves and has photo ops helping out at foodbanks.” Now that would be a coup for him to do the same, a posh boy from Eton washing a poor persons feet that would win him some votes and totally wrong foot Teddy Boy; the chances of that happening are precisely ZERO. Have I done that, sort of yes, as part of my job.

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    • 140
      Labour is the nasty party. says:

      Hypocrisy is what we do .Labour is not called the nasty party for nothing ,It is in our DNA.

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    • 142
      The Archbishop of Salami says:

      He thinks it will make everyone accept the nest step of the EU plan for gay marriages in Westminster Abbey

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    • 180
      Gooey Blob says:

      If you want to make a difference, you’d be better off donating money to charity than donating it to Labour.

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    • 228
      M says:

      Socialists believe in control
      Through the illusion of high moral intellect

      How the Co op these days ?

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  2. 2
    Robert says:

    What would also help many foodbank users is a financial review. Do you need all those high tech gadgets? No, standard of living needs to be sacrificed if you can’t afford it. Nobody has a divine right to a certain lifestyle.

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    • 6
      Expert Money Saver says:

      If you have a giant plasma TV it makes sense to get free food. With the cash you saved you can spend it on a Sky subscription and cider.

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      • 14
        Derp says:

        Don’t forget an iPhone 5C with unlimited data contract.

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      • 80
        The Growler says:

        The Sky subscription would be the first thing to go, an iPhone is another thing that would have to go, the only problem the computer would have to stay because all those lovely jobbies have to be applied for on line, paperwork sent to government gets unanswered because they say they cannot find it unless you send it via recorded delivery, then when asked if they have recieved it they say no, then you can say, I sent it by recorded delivery and the miraculously it is immediately found.

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        • 104
          M­a­­q­bo­­ul says:

          You can get free internet access at most libraries and other council taxpayer paid for facilities. Conveniently in my town there’s a Wetherspoons within crawling distance.

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          • Blowing Whistles says:

            Some ‘FREE’ info – for those interested. If your local library does not have the book you want – they have to – if you ask them politely – order a copy from the Main British Library. i did this some years ago and had both White Books (vol 1 & 2) delivered and i extended the loan period.

            Find out the law for yourself – never trust in a lawyer.

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          • BW's Librarian says:

            Now where can we shelve these 500 books about the International J3wush conspiracy?

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    • 259
      y says:

      ‘Nobody has a divine right to a certain lifestyle’

      does that include the rich, those with inherited wealth, the tax avoiders ….??????????

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  3. 3
    Simon Tang says:

    Labour are outraged by the rise of foodbanks because in their eyes only The State can give handouts.

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    • 11
      jgm2 says:

      Indeed. The Big Society whereby volunteers organise collection and distribution of food achieves the same end as the government organising extra food or money but at a fraction of the cost.

      Bedwetters see food banks and don’t rejoice at the altruism of their fellow man but lament that they’re not being paid 40K a year with 6 weeks holiday and a corner office to organise one.

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      Norman Normal says:

      Labour are outraged because the unions are outraged because the staff at food banks aren’t members and don’t contribute.

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      • 82
        Bob Crow says:

        Or go on strike.

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      • 109
        M­a­­q­bo­­ul says:

        Labour are not outraged really. Without foodbanks they would find something else to use as a focus of their high profile self-appointed mock affrontery on someone else’s behalf. They have a vested interest in sustaining foodbanks, poverty and dependency, for without these things the Labour Party is redundant.

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    • 83
      The Growler says:

      They weren’t particularly very good at that when they were in power

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    • 95
      Dennis McShame says:

      It’s outrageous. The queue takes ages.

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    • 170
      St Kevin says:

      stats show 50% of food bank users are there because the State hasn’t handed out, they are still waiting for their benefits to come through.

      “The poor you will always have with you, because the paperwork is held up in the system.”

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      • 272
        The Growler says:

        “users are there because the State hasn’t handed out, they are still waiting for their benefits to come through.” because it is done deliberately, items are shelved, it happened under Liebore and still happens under this super efficient Con government, who is in charge of the civil service, it wouldn’t be Dave by any chance?

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    • 277
      Anonymous says:

      Labour are outraged because they believe the state has a duty to maintain a minimum living standard, above the level where people need food banks or homeless shelters. The Tories would have you back in the 1930s with patchy localism papering the cracks in the free market and the dreaded poor relief funds going broke as soon as times got tough.

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  4. 4
    Polly Toynbee says:

    Let’s be honest for once. What we think is the State should control everything and have all the money because that worked so well in the USSR. People should be given pocket money to be spent on socially acceptable things, and the amount should be based on whether they do something socially positive, like writing hand wringing columns for the Guardian. I would be given something fair like a million a year and special privileges to live in a castle in Italy, whereas capitalist scum like yourselves could share a cold state tower block in Thamesmead with the giant rats.

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  5. 5
    etonian says:

    help.
    alms for the brick.
    arms .here.
    rat is the searchlite.
    no more freedom from the wicked.
    no more freedom for the wicked.
    arch thy neck,
    balance the marble.
    vermillion time, thy ants are a spread.

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  6. 7
    Vlad the G(r)8 says:

    If you give folks free food, you can’t be surprised when they utter the immortal words of one O. Twist, “Please, Sir, can I have some more?”

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  7. 8
    Labour...mendacious expedient sociopaths says:

    if foodbanks are there to help people get by then so be it but it doesn’t mean the government is failing and thats why they exist.

    Labour can’t work out how to play the concept at all … organisations largely sponsored by councils have been selling secondhand household furnishings cookers and tellies etc for years and the only entrance requirement is being on benefits.

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    • 192
      Anonymous says:

      And they struggle to shift the stuff because most dole scroungers wouldn’t be seen dead with second hand furniture, they would rather sign up for high interest HP from one of the high street rip off shops to get the latest fashionable stuff which gets broken and chucked out on the street before they have finished paying for it.

      Free food on the other hand means more money for booze and fags.

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  8. 9
    nell says:

    I find myself confused by foodbanks. YoungNells school has now adopted one to support and we are asked to send basic foods on a regular basis which we do. But I still do not understand why they are needed when people in need get welfare payments with which to buy food.

    The other thing I find annoying is that labour’s statistics say that more than a million people are using foodbanks when in fact what they mean is that there has been about a million visits logged to foodbanks. It is a deliberate misuse of statistics and it just makes labour look dishonest, which of course they are.

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    • 13
      geddit? says:

      we provide the food while the ‘public’ purse finances the booze, betting, ciggies, mobile phones and ppv tv

      and still they can’t boil an egg or cook greens

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      • 33
        nell says:

        Well quite! When my Mother was widowed years ago now and left with us as children , quite apart from taking a day job and an evening job she dug up her lawn, grew fruit and veg and started keeping chickens for eggs and meat. 50 years on and people have been brainwashed into believing they should no longer have to take responsibility for themselves and their families – charities and the state should look after them. It’s all wrong.

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      • 37
        Norman Normal says:

        Very true, I often stare in awe at the trolley loads of ready meals, pizzas, crisps and chocolate in my local store.

        No fresh food or greenery in sight. No cooking skills required. Same people also stop at the cigarette counter on their way out.

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          Anonymous says:

          You forgot the lottery tickets. The queue for the fags and lottery kiosk is always largely made up of obvious scum.

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          • Run of the Mill Order-order reader says:

            I don’t buy lottery tickets cos the odds are against me, but I buy fags though the odds are against me. I get them from a proper tobacconist.

            Am I scum?

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    • 61
      BC says:

      Free, where can I get some ?

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      • 225
        Jim says:

        When you think of the amount of taxpayers funds spent on Welfare and the amount of families Labour are saying use food banks it is obvious that we are wasting our time and money on the current systems. Nobody is happy.
        Should not reasonable people start to plan a different solution to people who are unable or unwilling to earn a living and keep the Politicians out of it?

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  9. 10
    maundy gregory says:

    lunch!!!

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  10. 12
    Before you ask,Yes I've been on benefits says:

    lack of money often isn’t the problem It is more to do with money management.
    A working person with poor money management skills can cover up his incompetence by using credit cards overdraughts and extensions on his mortgage.
    Someone on benefits can’t.
    Their incompetence is more obvious and the impact more immediate.
    You can keep chucking money at the problem but it wont make stupid people smart.

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    • 15
      geddit? says:

      quite right – handout means holiday (eg) to so many

      then back to the begging bowl

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    • 16
      jgm2 says:

      You can keep chucking money at the problem but it wont make stupid people smart.

      And it won’t stop them voting Labour either.

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      • 198
        Blowing Whistles says:

        Your comment has been noted. Move on and stop making yourself look like a prick by your childish comments and biting at i.

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    • 23
      Before you ask,Yes I've been on benefits says:

      First thing to go was Sky telly.I didn’t drink but smoked and eventually gave that up.
      When the car was on its last legs that went.
      One thing I didn’t have to scrimp on was food.I like my grub.

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      • 48
        Bill Quango MP says:

        SKY TV. The dish of poverty

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      • 217
        Rabid dribbler says:

        Don’t have a car, don’t have Sky, don’t require overseas holidays, never bought a lottery ticket and don’t smoke. Do like a drunk though.

        I’m comfortable and happy, that’s what Mrs dribbler tells me.

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    Unexpected item in bagging area says:

    Personally I don’t begrudge someone a beer or two but a quick CO test on anyone trying to access a foodbank would be a good idea. If you’ve got money for fags then you’ve got money for food. That’d probably cut down the demand by a lot.

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    • 41
      Skaghead Shoplifter-don't start or I'll kick-up a fuss says:

      Free Food!?…More money for drugs then innit….

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    • 254
      Hitler (anti-smoking campaigner) says:

      Don’t say that. Politicians would love it. Next thing would be bottom-inspections to see we’ve wiped properly.

      From what I’ve seen, I’d suggest people donate the supermarket own-brands rather than branded stuff.

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  12. 18
    etonian says:

    suborbital flight to australia.
    no probs, got a spare 4 p mister
    . no worries.
    how will 12 condense condence
    , my condolences to bhagwaan and his family.
    he was a carp.en. turr. piano.

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  13. 19
    Thomas Howard says:

    You may be trolling Guido but you do come across as a horrible little man

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      jgm2 says:

      His point about Obama seeing a food-bank as a good thing and a photo-opportunity whereas the bedwetters here see it as a failure to plunder or print enough money is well made.

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      Anonymous says:

      You come across as a complete unwashed cock.

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  14. 21
    Still, it could be worse says:

    “bring out your dead, bring out your dead”

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  15. 22
    Tramp says:

    How many raggy arses do you see these days, there is not much povert just poor parenting and bad money management

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    • 200
      Anonymous says:

      It should be illegal to have kids unless you can prove that you have sufficient resources to feed and clothe them, instead of which it’s a passport to free housing and benefits. There are many families who have been on this game for generations – where a “generation” is about 16 years.

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  16. 25
    Old Grumpy says:

    All the best for you and yours!

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  17. 26
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Guido Easter sermon?, with Latin bits no less.

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  18. 28

    I think the ignorance of the comments above are an apt reflection on the quality of your journalism.

    When morons agree with you, it may be time to rethink your ideas.

    Oh, and learn what ‘socialism’ actually means.

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    • 34
      jgm2 says:

      Judge ‘socialism’ by results not intentions.

      100m murdered.

      Equal misery for all.

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      • 44

        You’re equating socialism with Stalin, I assume?

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        • 78
          jgm2 says:

          Sorry if you don’t like the results.

          It’s your problem to explain away why it always ends badly. Not mine.

          I just have to point to the results.

          Venezuela is another ongoing ‘triumph’ for socialism. No doubt that’s not the fault of ‘socialism’ either. Still, perhaps if they kill enough dissenters and ‘anti-revolutionaries’ they’ll finally achieve ‘socialism’. It’s been tried before but obviously they didn’t try hard enough. That’ll be the problem.

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        • 85
          Polly Pot says:

          Or Mao. Or Castro. Or Chavez. Or Nasser. Or Tombalbaye. Or Keita. Or bokassa. or Mugabe. or Ahamed Al-Bashir – or ..well…the list of socialist dictators is endless

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          • The two muppets. says:

            Do not forget France .Another basket case if they do not get rid of Hollande.

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          • Show me where it has worked then ? says:

            Don’t forget Hitler, Socialism with a different slant ie based on race distiction instead of class, but a form of big state, statist, collectivist socialism all the same.

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    • 36
      Before you ask,Yes I've been on benefits says:

      I hope however you took my comment on board.

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      • 40
        jgm2 says:

        I doubt it. He sounds like a tax leech.

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        • 45

          Me?

          So being on benefits would mean I was no longer allowed an opinion?

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          • Bill Quango MP says:

            This looks like a private fight, but I am curious how you infer you cannot have a voice from any of the above comments?

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          • SIZE 14 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

            IN ONE !!

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          • Holy Father says:

            In a perfect world, yes.

            Otherwise we’d end up in a state where the governments which got elected were those which promised the most free money to people who didn’t fancy earning their own.

            Oh, hang on…..

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        • 63
          Punch and (Judge) Judy says:

          Socialism – “a political and economic theory of social organization which advocates that the means of production, distribution, and exchange should be owned or regulated by the community as a whole.”

          – all controlled by a few Champagne Socialists who are millionaires and don’t even live in the Country anymore ie. Messrs Tony Blair, David Miliband, Ginger Kinock, etc…

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          • The important phrase there is ‘or regulated’.

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          • jgm2 says:

            Naaaah. The important phrase isn’t there at all. The phrase about killing everybody who disagrees with your socialist vision.

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          • @jgm2

            You’re funny. I like you.

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          • jgm2 says:

            If we’re to have socialism then I suggest joining in early and whole-heartedly so as to secure a job with the secret police. I’d rather be the one deciding who gets killed than worrying about when they’re going to come and kill me.

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          • Bill Quango MP says:

            jgm2 – not quite. trouble is in about 1937, after the agriculture, educational,, religious and the Air force purges, Stalin decided that secret police were next. The NKVD being the only ones relatively untouched by the killings, were then considered ‘enemies of the state.’

            They must have been! They had not previously, voluntarily, arrested and shot themselves.. so their guilt was obvious.

            Can’t remember the police boss chaps name now. But to get him to confess he was fed salt and kept in a cell with actual Anti-aircraft searchlights baking him until he confessed.
            He begged Stalin to be allowed to live and work on one of the murderous canal forced labour projects that he had instigated.

            Stalin had him shot anyway.

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          • M­a­­q­bo­­ul says:

            Was it Nikolai Yezhov the poison dwarf?

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          • Blowing Whistles says:

            i’m loving this string at JGM2. Perhaps he would care to do some deeper reading and research about the origins of Lenin, Stalin, Trotsky and Karl Marx?

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          • beware the calm, composed, gently chuckling, socialist with the condescending sigh... says:

            there’s no such thing as community. just useless demagogues leveraging feel-good rhetoric to manipulate the poor and uneducated in order to put themselves into positions of affluence and power – a la Animal Farm.

            the exploitation the labour party perpetrates on it’s urban electoral sinkholes is just a subtler, more sophisticated version of what, for example, the likes Taksin Shinawatra got up to in Thailand, using the poor to become their champion to dislodge and merely usurp the power an affluence of his privileged rivals.

            labour has just added the pseudo-intellectual religious component that has it’s origins in Marxism to push it’s corrupt crypto-fascism and crypto-capitalism.

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    • 183
      Plato says:

      By the gods why don’t you lot read my book. It’s on Amazon.

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    Maimed Codger says:

    Quite simply, not much of a Man who does not provide for His Family, does not feed them or clothe them, keep a roof over their head and pay for it by his own Labour and Effort.

    As a single parent with 3 small children I worked, had 3 jobs, built life around the Children & Never Claimed Benefits or asked for Hand Outs… it all depends on what you are, not who you are.. as a Man that is.

    Just how responsible is the Labour Party for todays attitude to work and living off the state… I wonder.

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  20. 30
    Anonymous says:

    The safety net is now a catch all security blanket.

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    • 57
      Entitlement Culture says:

      Worse, it’s become a way of life for some.

      It also requires an army of tax collectors to bring in the money, more to administrate the money and then yet more to check the money is being spent.

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      beware the calm, composed, gently chuckling, socialist with the condescending sigh... says:

      better it was an electric blanket or a retiarius’s net.

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  21. 35
    Food bank mum says:

    Wot I wanna know is why ‘em foodbanks don’t ‘ave no decent crisps in ‘em. My boys like Frazzels or Monsta Munch. but dem is not like much on offer, so’s we go darn foodbank to get some lunch but they don’t ‘ave no cider and no decent crisps. Just some bleedin’ Asda cheese puffs that taste like the bottom of the budgie cage.

    Sort it awrt, OK

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  22. 38
    Feel the enrichment says:

    Remember, we can’t mention this man’s religion because that would be “racist” and “islamaphobic”.

    A man who beheaded his teenage girlfriend with a kitchen knife has been found guilty of her murder. Pizza delivery driver Aras Hussein decapitated 18-year-old student Reema Ramzan at his flat in Sheffield in June before stabbing himself in the chest.

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  23. 39
    Prime Minister"The Dunce Of Downing Street" Cameron says:

    Today, I dressed up as a pirate. Ate goats cheese, and DM’d a famous human being, calling them a ‘fucking bastard’

    All in all, a good day.

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    • 188
      Ed Twelvety Balls says:

      Wish I could do that, I’m in hiding until after the election as my party says we lose votes whenever I am seen or heard.

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  24. 42
    Anonymous says:

    Just like the protests at charity shops about ‘workfare’, complaining about providing foodbanks was a rare genuinely shocking moment about how low The Left can go.

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  25. 43
    Build it and they will come says:

    If you thought the food bank was popular you want to see the queue outside the Plasma TV bank.
    Almost as long as the fag&beer bank on a Friday night.

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    • 93
      Polly Pot says:

      I am disgusted by the rise of the shagbank.
      Free sex is offered and millions of people turn up to poke a porky bird. Its disguzzzting!

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  26. 47
    Steve Miliband says:

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-24603008

    Tesco has revealed it generated almost 30,000 tonnes of food waste in the first six months of 2013.

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    • 52
      Discerning Asda Shopper says:

      And of that what they couldn’t fit on the shelves went in the bin.

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    • 55
      Dianne Abbot says:

      Yes, sorry about that, I was away.

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    • 75
      Socialism is a parasite that always kills it's host says:

      That’d be the stuff that requires cooking rather than zapping in a micro wave – try giving away a cauliflower at a food bank.

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      • 226
        X says:

        kids terday got no branes sed gramps
        sew i tryde stuffin collyflah in me ere i didd butt it kepp forlin owt innit ?

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    • 76
      Braveheart says:

      My parents ran a corner shop and I grew up living over the shop. We never wasted food. If cakes or biscuits went out of date, they were taken off the shelves and we ate them ourselves.
      I demand to know, are Sir Richard Broadbent and the rest of the Tesco Board doing their bit to reduce food waste by eating every packet of out of date biscuits so that nothing gets chucked in the bin. If not, they should be ashamed.

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  27. 49
    Tudor Bishop says:

    This country started to go downhill when those Victorian do-gooders started telling everyone poverty was a misfortune and we should be kind to the poor.
    It’s got worse with the creation of the Bismarckian state socialist welfare system in this country and elsewhere. If the last 100 years have taught us anything they have taught us this: if you pay people to be poor you end up with a lot of poor people. It’s elementary market economics.
    In my book, poverty is a bad thing, so it should be a crime and the poor should be treated accordingly and flogged from town to town until they amend their naughty lives and stopped being hungry and begging.

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    • 92
      Anonymous says:

      Sounds good to me, Bish.

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    • 149
      Rob says:

      We were doing OK until the Black Death. Then everything went tits up and it hasn’t been the same since.

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    • 154
      Spineless Dave says:

      You have a point your grace

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    • 190
      Andy Car Park says:

      I agree. Ugly, pointless people fixated on reality TV and addicted to beefburgers. They should be kept on one packet of digestives a day and denied the vote. Who cares if they turn violent. We just train Plod to be more violent until the idiotic poor come to their senses. F:uck the poor, I say. No representation without taxation.

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      • 237
        beware the calm, composed, gently chuckling, socialist with the condescending sigh... says:

        …and no immigration without highly-selective fellation (we only want fit immigrants with pert tiddies)

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    On yer bike says:

    I don’t like Maundys.

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      New Labour New Danger says:

      Hey Jimmy, how’s Tony Blair’s consultancy work with dictators going?

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    • 130
      M­a­­q­bo­­ul says:

      This one’s an opportunity to parade one’s sanctimonious credentials which could not be missed. Even from rehab.

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    • 216
      JH343456353245234 says:

      You’ve got no answer, have you Jimbot? Apart from the usual evil Tories, Gideon, Bullingdon type bullshit.

      You’re not even trying any more, are you? You can only hope that Labour meander into power again for no other reason than the 60% of the electorate that just want competent, capitalism based leadership aren’t sure who to vote for any more.

      Oh, for a go on the levers of power again! Then you can really, really fuck the country and assuage your pitiful white middle class guilt.

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    never put up with mediocrity says:

    I am British and I am thoroughly ashamed to be associated with Christianity.

    Christians are responsible for killing millions of people and buggering and abusing many others.

    That Cameron is mouthing it that he is proud to be British and Christian I am getting worried.

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    • 66
      Piss be upon him says:

      I’m atheist and have no time for any religions, but christianity last killed millions about 1000 years ago. It’s the dirty raghead suicide bombing muzbot c-unts who are the greatest threat to mankind now.

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      • 87
        No good boyo says:

        But the Christians are still into buggery and other things.

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        • 125
          M­a­­q­bo­­ul says:

          Athiests famously avoid the rear entrance of course.

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        • 135
          Common sense says:

          No.
          To suggest that the only peedos are those who subscribe to the Christian faith (and Catholic faith in particular) is plain wrong and dangerous. Peedos exist in all professions and walks of life. To think otherwise is foolish, anti-catholic and alarmist.

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          • The big difference says:

            Yes but only the Catholic Church would have you beleve that the paedophile priest is Gods representative on Earth and during the Mass in actuality changes the bread and wine into the real body of Christ. The Catholics have a problem explaining that one one away.

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      • 238
        Chris Lee says:

        I’m a druid, and I resent the lack of public immolations of dirty foreign poligions like atheism and theism and shit.

        it’s been downhill ever since those pizza-stuffers turned up with their fucking orgies, and then later on, bringing over those middle-eastern sex-pest death-cults.

        where’s me fuckin’ matches frodo?

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      • 268
        Anonymous says:

        + billion

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  31. 59
    She's now free to appear on Question Time 456 times a year says:

    Brighton Pavilion MP Caroline Lucas cleared over anti-fracking protest

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  32. 64
    A Ship's Lawyer says:

    Those Devil Dodgers never pay any Council Tax and are always on the sponge.

    Make them and the pikeys pay property taxes like everyone else.

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  33. 69
    Labour are dangerous! says:

    Will Labour always be with us?

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  34. 71
    Stella Greasy says:

    Who needs foodbanks when I can put mu Jammie Dodgers and crisps on expenses?!

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  35. 79
    The British media are cunts says:

    Not having bothered to waste my time reading the Mirror, when this charity talks about 1 million food bank users is this 1 million different people or 100 thousand using it ten times each?

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    • 126
      Unexpected item in bagging area says:

      it’s total number of visits. So, yes, it could be 100,000 visiting 10 times each ( or Dianne Abbott visiting 1 million times) although I think you are limited to a max of 9 visits per annum.

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      • 211
        Anonymous says:

        The limit isn’t an issue when your identity is as flexible as it is for many of their potential customers.

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    • 132
      Socialism is theft says:

      I wonder how many of the people exploiting food banks are relatively new immigrants. Whenever there is a good offer on at my local supermarket, Asians swoop on them. What is a better offer than “don’t buy one get one free”?

      And who can forget the pictures of the faces of ethnics stampeding in the sales?

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  36. 81
    A man on the Rue Du Cirque says:

    In 1209 British Christians ransacked the French city of Beziers and in the process managed to murder over 17,000.

    Proud of that are you David Cameron ?

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    • 90
      Oscar fro Jo'burg says:

      Even if what you say is true I am sure David Cameron is very sorry.

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    • 108
      Man on the M25 says:

      In 1069 William I encouraged a famine in England to kill off the Anglo-saxons that eliminated up to 75% of the population through starvation.

      proud of yourself Francoise Hollande?

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    • 143
      Spineless Dave says:

      That’s terrible , 1209, you say? I do feel dreadfully guilty.

      Perhaps we could save the French from German invasion (twice) losing more than a million men in the process and then spend 50 years propping up French agriculture.

      No, wait….. no one in Britain would vote for that….

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    • 201
      Sir Roger de Senseless says:

      Now murder is a fairly strong word. Late abortion I would call it. Besides, I bet they managed to get a bit of rape in while they were at it.

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    • 256
      Guillaume le batard says:

      1209?

      That would be the Normans, who were busy robbing and plundering the (then) British as well as starting agro with the taffs and micks.

      Difference is, The English have let the water go under the bridge.

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    • 269
      Dave says:

      Yes ,fuck em.

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  37. 88
    Misquote Rousseau. says:

    Food banks cannot be justified! Bankers get millions in pay offs and we can’t feed our poor! I personally would like to see an end in food banks but that can only be achieved by a more equal society.

    Poverty = misery. Children are shaped by the misery of poverty and our country is rich enough to ensure that kids get food in their bellies instead of spending billions on poorly managed banks and spending millions on golden handshake & rewarding failure. How can that be fair or justifiable? It is not about perfection but common sense thinking! Apply this and problems can be solved.

    I would like to see the Tories tackle poverty as opposed to the Salvation army. It is a cop out!

    We may as well vote for the Salvation army for the amount of good Labour does anyway. They mismanaged the economy in the first place! They helped create this mess!

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    • 97
      Jimmy Hill says:

      In China people are generally allowed one child per family only.

      If Cameron implemented such a policy here it would have an immediate impact on poverty reduction and would not cost the tax payer a penny.

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  38. 91
    Outraged of Toxteth says:

    Sir: The other week I started feeding pigeonsat my local park.

    Ever since then, I’ve noticed more and more every day.

    Can it be the cost of living cwisith sorry crisis to which the Leader of Her Majesty’s Opposition refers?

    Yours, etc

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    • 106
      David Cummerbund says:

      Dear Toxteth.

      I believe that the DWP minister has suggested that if people really were starving they would be cooking and eating those pigeons much as the proletariat of Russia did during the great famines of the 1930s.

      Yours, blah blah blah

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  39. 102
    Labour is a fanatical religion says:

    Labour rely on the poor and down-and-out for their survival and their generous union and state handouts! Labour both encourage and need the poor like an alcoholic needs booze. The poor are literally their lifeblood.

    Despicable people and movement really and Ed Miliband is a serious danger to anyone who values this country. The Tories need to get ass into those marginals and all people who don’t want Ed and Ed wrecking our daily free existence as we know it need to get voting for their likeliest non labour candidate to win. And yes it probably does mean voting Tory folks in most seats. It’s them or Miliband. Now come on….

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    • 120
      Idon'tneednodoctor says:

      Are the unions labour’s money food bank?

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    • 121
      jgm2 says:

      It’s true. Look at those post-industrial northern shitholes. Filled with grunting Morlocks all corralled in state subsidised housing and farmed by an army of professional bedwetters. Their ‘education’ aka free day-care organised by bedwetters, their jails organised by bedwetters, their benefits organised by bedwetters, their dr*ug, fags and b*o*o*ze related health complaints all tended to by bedwetters. Not a fucking productive day in their lives for generations and all tended by an army of ‘professionally concerned’, unionised Eloi.

      Nothing has changed for 40 years yet the c*unts are still there, still waiting for a job that will never come because anybody with the money to open a factory wouldn’t want them fuckers anywhere near it. And all still voting Labour. Because they ‘care’.

      Hahahahaha. Fucking arseholes.

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      • 189
        Can you be a bit more specific ? says:

        Just so as to be clear, you have already written of Scotland as a shithole and you now appear to be saying the North of Enland s a similar shithole. Which point on the UK mainland does this shithole actually stop ?

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      • 241
        eco-girlies have saggy tits says:

        northern shit holes, like London and South Wales?

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    • 196
      Gooey Blob says:

      Precisely. The best course of action is to vote for the party most likely to stop the Labour candidate locally. Labour under Ed have lurched to the left and are downright dangerous, Blair was relatively benign in comparison.

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    • 206
      Anonymous says:

      Don’t forget their other voting bloc, the ones who are paid large sums for working in the welfare state which relies on the continued existence of large numbers of “poor”.

      Labour have a vested interest in making sure this continues, solving the problem loses them votes and they are well aware of this.

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  40. 103
    Iain Duncan Smith says:

    Guido Fawkes for the umpteenth time

    Trussell Trust hasn’t called governmentt for removal of benefit sanctions. You can see the press release here> http://bit.ly/1l6J3Ba

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  41. 110
    Hypocrisy its name is Harman says:

    Harriet, who’s been very vocal about Page 3 and the Murdochs, attended a meeting this week at The Sun. When asked if Harman was angry about Page 3 during the meeting, a spokeswoman for The Sun said she didn’t even mention it. The wretched creature is just a career opportunist. Some of you actually give her too much credit by calling her a feminazi or a man hater. She’d have to have some principles to be either of those. This is a vapid creature whose entire life and career has been based around whatever is most expedient at the time. She voted for Iraq. When it came to the deputy leadership election, she suddenly condemned the decision. When Miliband said Iraq was a mistake during his acceptance speech as new leader, she applauded and even David Miliband was caught on camera asking her why she’s clapping when she voted for the war. She is a truly repugnant excuse for a human being. Foot, love him or loathe him, had his principles. Bob Crow, love him or loathe him, had his principles. But Harman is the worst kind of politician, a shallow, self-serving opportunist who does and says anything to have power.

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    • 124
      Harman is a fanatical cunt! says:

      You have to wonder who to feel sorry for in Harperson’s marriage. Harperson has to sleep with Jackshit and Jackshit has to sleep with Harperson!

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    • 128
      Jack Dromey says:

      …but she does have a jet black strap-on of considerable girth and length.

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    • 138
      jgm2 says:

      I saw her a few years ago on Question Time. Somebody from the audience asked some wimmin related question and all panelists and the orange presenter looked to Harman expecting her to jump in, this being her particular area of expertise… the dozy cow had drifted off or wasn’t paying attention and it took her a telling few seconds to realise everybody was looking at her. Then anoteher few seconds to umm ad aaaah before coming up with some stock femi-bollocks.

      Apparently she’s known as Harriet Two-Planks in the HoC. You can see why. Thick as a ditch.

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  42. 111
    etonian says:

    i brick.
    u brick. prick me .
    all brickies are.
    .
    eton turns to beatle.
    beatle cross the road.
    the road is on thezebra.
    would you stop?
    kirkdirkdouglasfairbanksjunior,
    can you see the beatle?
    it is abbey road,

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  43. 112
    UKIP 4 ALL says:

    The more food banks there are more Sky dishes appear in poor areas while sales of fags and booze rises. Food banks dont feed the hungry they allow those using them to divert food income to other purchases.

    And with unlimited immigration bringing a massive new wave of dirt poor welfare clients from the East who are conditioned to beg on the streets we can see clearly why food banks are on the rise. Its a booze and fags and drugs and luxury item purchase enabler.

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  44. 113
    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Labour MPs are always hanging around foodbanks. Is it because they proliferated under labour and they want to claim the credit?

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    • 163
      Pookie snackumberger says:

      It’s because they too like to take advantage of free food as it leaves more of their fraudulent expenses to pay the below-stairs staff.

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  45. 115
    Charity begins at home. says:

    So we throw money at India’s Space Projects and we can’t feed our own starving kids.

    Charity begins at home and the Tories are in power and they address the REAL poor & needy!

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    • 213
      Anonymous says:

      We don’t have starving kids, unless their parents are evil.

      India on the other hand does, and we have been giving their country handouts for years. The result, a country with no toilets but a space program.

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  46. 116
    Rev. Paul Pitt says:

    Now I’ve never been one to bash the bishop in public but is there any way we can get the people involved in the obesity epidemic and those in the food crisis together to produce a happy medium?

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  47. 118
    Winston says:

    As many of those using foodbanks are recent immigrants and many domestic users are on depressed wages or unemployed, as a result of mass immigration, then if you want to something, then VOTE UKIP. Happy Easter

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  48. 119
    LUCKY MIKE says:

    WHAT LABOUR FAILS TO MENTION, AS DO TORY MPS, FOOD BANKS STARTED IN 2004 IN BLAIR’S LABOUR GOVERNMENT’S TIME – NO FOOD BANKS UNDER MRS THATCHER !!!!!!!

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  49. 123
    Socialist Workers Party says:

    Do you know there are some people who don’t even have a Bluray player with 5.1 surround sound? What kind of a society is it that lets people live in home entertainment poverty? Under this coalition, people are forced to watch DVDs instead of Bluray discs. This is yet another case of the cost of living crisis. How long before families are unable to even have a 50 inch 3D TV with a Sky box?

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    • 133
      Food bank mum says:

      I only got ‘em kids Iphone 3. On the dayz ‘em go to school ‘em uffer kids laffs at ‘em and call ‘em’s ‘estate kids’.

      i fink our Uman rights is damaged by all this, innit? We need cash.

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    • 134
      Polly Toynbee says:

      And even sadder is the fact that Blu-ray is no longer even the best format. There is 4K now and it is out of the reach of the very poorest. Imagine the look on an unemployed father’s face as he tells his sobbing son he can’t watch the World Cup in 4K on a curved screen 60 inch Sony television, and he will just have to settle for the 40 inch HD plasma.

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      • 144
        Socialist Workers Party says:

        Absolutely shocking. The depravity of this government knows no bounds. A generation of children will grow up watching films in basic resolution instead of 1080 pixels or 4K. Cameron doesn’t care about the families who can’t afford a 3D SMART TV with in-built Netflix and internet. This is why so many rioted that summer. For the basic human right to own the most expensive home entertainment goods on the market.

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        • 153
          Polly Toynbee says:

          My son got a speedboat for his 16th birthday. It’s shameful how many deprived families can’t say that.

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        • 156
          craw craw says:

          There are people on our estate who have never been to Copacabana beach, let alone shagged a Brazilian shemale in an RMT T-shirt by the dying evening glow of a favela smouldering as an anti World Cup corruption riot gets out of hand. You have no idea.

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        • 164
          Ron Benefitz says:

          I am long term unemployed because of illness (alcoholism) and my daughter wants the new Samsung Galaxy S5. But if I want to get it for her, I will have to get a 2 year contract and what happens if the iPhone 6 which will be released in September is a better phone with more PPI on its display and a better HD video camera and all that? I couldn’t afford it and she would be crushed. But the alternative is she has to stick with her iPhone 5 till the autumn. Where are our human rights? I told the DSS and honestly they didn’t even seem sympathetic.

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          • Dave T says:

            This is a fucking disgrace,I had no idea some people still lived like this,please ,someone inform Owen Jones of this travesty.

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  50. 136
    The Big Food Debate says:

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2606573/Food-bank-charity-misleading-public-Claim-1m-need-food-parcels-just-self-promotion.html

    Or

    http://m.bbc.com/news/business-27032642

    Are people just wanting free food or do we have a REAL problem which our government must tackle?

    Anyway poverty is the government’s responsibility and if it can throw billions at reckless banks then it can help the genuine poor.

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  51. 137
    Toxic Tories for Landowning Spongers, Parasites, Criminals, Expenses Fraudsters, Traitors, Peedos, & says:

    Cameron’s moral code! What sort of moral code is it that has forced austerity onto the poor to pay back the debt of the rich. A moral code that forces the poorest in the country to food banks just to survive. A moral code that punishes the sick and disabled for being sick and disabled.

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    • 146
      M­a­­q­bo­­ul says:

      Hang on. You do not force austerity onto the poor – they already have it.

      The rich by definition do not have debts. If they had debts, they would be poor.

      The truth is that austerity is being forced onto the middle classes because the poor don’t need to work and accordingly can’t be arsed.

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    • 148
      Au Contraire says:

      Actually, you can survive quite well on the dole. That’s the problem. Too many people lack the motivation to get off it by trying to better themselves in readiness for a job or starting up their own small business.

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      • 160
        Pookie snackumberger says:

        It’s no good talking to the pious lefty twat, he’s got no idea what the working classes (traditional use of the term) are like. He’s just stuck in a Marxest mind set feeling good about himself spouting labour mantras and voting for millionair milliband, another wrongly educated posh twat just like him.

        If it ever came to it he’d run a mile from the real people in his fantasy.

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    • 151
      Admiral Allah Akbar says:

      ohh do drip off you wet pussy. CIF is the place for that bollocy unreasoned, emotional shit.
      Go on! piss off!

      Go to CiF and get a heartwarming round applause from the other green weirdos every time you spunk out a piece of chewed turd like that.
      Over here , reality bites.

      As do the commenters.

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      • 244
        Mr Slater says:

        I can think of one, in particular, who can halve a brazil-nut in one fell nip whilst simultaneously typing coruscating political invective: I doubt many Guardian readers could be persuaded to emulate his example!

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    • 159
      Socialism is a parasite that always kills it's host says:

      It is Ed Dickheadbands climate change act and it’s attendant regressive taxes that are causing much of that you espouse.

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  52. 150
    MP on Easter break says:

    Don’t tell me we don’t work hard. I’ve taken my kids to Rio 2 AND Captain America. I wonder how I can put the 3D glasses down as a work related expense.

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  53. 161
    the general public says:

    ………well that was bollocks…

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  54. 162
    Anonymous says:

    “The poor will always be with you “, in context.

    Jesus said this to the person who objected to a woman “wasting ” a jar of perfume on him, when it could have been sold and the money given to the poor.
    Jesus came to the defence of the woman saying that her act was one of great kindness towards him as he was to die soon; the poor would still be there afterwards for them to think of helping.

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    • 173
      Pookie snackumberger says:

      And Moses came among the pepole and said unto them “There are food banks and I shall lead the poor from the shite holes of the world unto the food banks, and there they will eat”.

      And the Socialists said this is good, and were mightily pleased for the poor.

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      • 184
        Fred the pensioner says:

        .. and then he tripped and dropped and broke the damned tablet…. and they all had to go back to the Samsung shop in Tel Aviv to get a replacement.

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  55. 165
    Willer says:

    The success of food banks doesn’t directly reflect their need. No one seems to state the obvious that the cheaper you provide a product or service the more demand there will be for it.

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  56. 167
    R.E.B says:

    Funny how the bigger government gets and the more central banks intervene in the economy the more food banks we have. Or am I missing something?

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    • 210
      Coincidence? says:

      ….The more people that go to university in this modern age,the more foodbanks society has!
      …The more post grads,the greater the deficit!
      .. The more high paid non jobs,producing zilch,the greater the debt!
      All these clever people and the country is a bit of a…..?

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  57. 168
    Maria Miller says:

    Where’s my ‘Fuck Off David Cameron’ membership card?

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  58. 171
    Pookie snackumberger says:

    Who can forget that face of a starving child crying for her worms at the food bank.

    It’s enough to make you want to vote Communist.

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  59. 176
    Johnny Norfolk says:

    If people can access free food they will if they need it or not. Just because people use food banks it does not mean they have too. It gives the dogooders something to do.

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  60. 178
    Mark Menzies,Moderator says:

    Today we honour the captains Of the Korean ferry that unfortunately sank:

    Sum Ting Wong, Wi Sin King and Ho Lee Fuk

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  61. 181
    oh come all ye faithful - resistance is futile says:

    Preparing the Church for assimilation into the homo-labour-borg.

    It’s tempting to imagine that socialists want to align themselves and their religion of goodness with the goodness of the religion of christianity, but it seems more plausible that christianity in it’s desperation for survival is doing the reverse.

    how long before a black lesbian Archbishopess of Canterbury is installed by the mock-liberal fascist regime, I hear you cry?

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  62. 187
    Mr Begin says:

    Jews ordered to register with breakaway eastern Ukraine “government”. EU will presumably sit on its hands again. http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2014/04/17/j*ws-ordered-to-register-in-east-ukraine/7816951/

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  63. 191
    Bosun Higgs says:

    A ‘false dilemma’ is implied. ‘Foodbanks are good’ and ‘It would be better if there were no need for foodbanks’ are both true.

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  64. 205
    Alex says:

    A million visits a year for 3 days worth of food is not much compared to the food for 60 million population 365 days a year. Stand at the exit to any large supermarket and watch the trolleys go past the “food bank” bin and see how little gets handed over compared to how much gets wheeled out the door. Food banks are statistically negligible.

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    • 207

      Good point, a million food parcels out of 76,650 million meals a year (70m x 3 x 365).

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      • 223
        it is the strong who are the weakest says:

        yes a point so good i am going to eat it. because i have nothing else to eat. you have the firm believe that your belief is the best and only way and if that were to come to pass we would be living in a dictatorship aka it would not be democracy.

        communism might just you know have been deliberately created with the long term goal of being made to fail, because we wouldn’t want people living in community with each other. so decades of fucking terror and shite and death that capitalism oh so fucking bravely vanquished means capitalism is the winner! and onwards ever onwards people who’ve prospered from it can use communism as an example of why capitalistic style dictatorship is the only way.

        i guess it is just too much to suggest that perhaps the labour party was infiltrated by fuckers to fuckit over, like blair and mandelson and hodge and harriet and blah fucking blah. the fact privy council members are administered oaths of allegiance to the monarch might just point out that the whole thing is just really a charade a puppet show. bet you and many other people figured that out a long time ago and it pays you a living so you go along with it.

        i value we can post anonymously (well unregistered) on your blog and that i do actually believe or want to believe that you are a decent fella and that your team are too. but there ain’t been a revolution like the internet before and we should move slowly, peacefully and orderly towards direct democracy. cut out the mp spivs and their special interest funders and fuck the banks off as well, because whilst there is a danger in turning currency into a purely electronic format, if it was peer to peer open source and some sort of barter exchange without banks bleeding people dry we would all live long and prosper.

        but back to food. my dinner tonight is tatties, salad with a drizzle of dressing, and half a tin of cheap tuna. all in it cost me 1 quid 20p. breakfast was porridge made with water, about 15p. lunch was a tin of soup, 40p. fluid wise i reel in at 1 litre of juice diluted with water 65p a day. so that’s 2.40 a day, round it up with variances to 20 quid a week and round that down to 1000 quid a year.

        your wiki says you sold a pic of a spad (basically a collection of pixels captured via a camera) to murdoch for 20 grand. let’s be exciting and say you paid 25% tax on that, leaves you with 15 grand. taking into account for inflation and whatever that could easily feed one person for 10 year, or a couple for 5 years or a family of 4 for 2 and a half years.

        that’s what is wrong with capitalism. the priorities are all wrong. everyone by virtue of being a living sentient being should have the right to food and shelter and medical care. it is just common fucking sense to look after our species. crack that and make it happen and build whatever capitalism free enterprise you want on top of it. cos at the moment the foundation of your beliefs is built on fear and hate and blood and guts.

        is that all our evolution is ever going to be? have we not yet reached the point where we can use all that has been created from the shit and the piss of the past to actually treat everyone positively with compassion and patience? people might well have a hard time comprehending that because they are stuck in the maze of left/right this ism that ism etc etc.

        if you get a clear sky one evening get on your back you fat chubber and gaze at the multitude of twinkles and consider do you want our species at some point in the future to travel forth and explore space. for those in the far future who have your dna spliced with that of others to be zooming through the proper ether on some barmy moon sized ship that can perpetuate life for centuries in order to reach the nearest star. until we sort our collective shit out on this planet and unify positively it ain’t going to happen.

        can’t be arsed to proof read. take or don’t take it… guess writing those options makes me a dictator huh

        i am fucking off from this blog for a few weeks. doubt anyone will miss me oh well. feel free to sock puppet or whatever. indeed fluoride is not a heavy metal but i was making a point about the usa military front that is the fluor corporation. but fluoride in your tootthpaste does seep over time with regular use into your blood stream and eventually calcifies your pineal gland. laugh if you want but before they started putting that shit into toothpaste and water supplies and indeed additives and preservatives into food and beverages cancers were virtually none existent. they spray harvested tobacco with sugar solutions which is why it is a lot harder to stop smoking then it used to be. and said sugar solution ramps up the chances of lung cancer. again before they did that a lot less people got lung or throat cancer. so whoopee for fucking capitalism. here’s your bury your hand in the sand get out of facing the reality card… the royal family are a breed of cosmic leeches who like to munch on sacrificed fetuses. there you go! quote me on that last bit and the heavy metal fluoride shit because that is all you can do. proper 15 second sound bites to obfuscate the truth.

        peaceful easter to you and all the regular mongs x

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        • 239
          Blowing Whistles says:

          Hi there JGM2 – you’ve been had. As for your brain … addled.

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          • Anonymous says:

            jgm2 you mean our jezebel grandmaster? there is a time and place to be a hippie but very very occasional one has to ramp it right up and see how it played. why! there is peace! i guess people out there like subverting my words when it suits them and other times, well…

            the first four books are the source code and everything else is nothing more than malicious scripts. in fact even the first four has built in variances and fail safes but it is not infallible simply because these people are pirates in my universe. as i typed in the past genesis relates to the big bang in the sense of the moment of conception onwards…

            zygotic period aka genesis chapter 1 verse 27
            so god created man in his own image, in the image of god created he him; male and female created he them.

            blastocyst period aka genesis chapter 2 verse 7
            and the “lord” god formed man of the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a living soul.

            embryonic period genesis chapter 2 verse 8
            and the “lord” god planted a garden eastward in eden; and there he put the man whom he had formed.

            fetal period aka genesis chapter 2 verse 21
            and the “lord” god caused a deep sleep to fall upon adam, and he slept: and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof

            everything created in genesis chapter 1 verse 1 through to verse 26 is a parable of these things being in existence because the “god” aka father of the conceived (verse 27) and “lord god” aka mother of the conceived (verse 27) was obviously in existence prior to the conceived being conceived. genesis does not tell us how the actual universe was created.

            the big bang is basically a sperm penetrating an ovum and beginning cell division. i am the god of my universe – my perception of the universe i inhabit is mine and mine alone. any pirates who attempt to usurp my authority by electronic tetragrammatonic means find themselves at the sharp end of the true power of consciousness because in such cases of piracy the star of the star bethlehem is born internally into the life of the oppressed god to provide assistance and interact with the 72 spirits of goetia.

            anyway bw congrats on your past success fighting biometrics and have a pleasant weekend.

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    frank says:

    Socialists fear and hate the food banks because;
    1 They are a grass roots, genuine charity that cannot be controlled or staffed with lazy useless socialists.
    2 Food banks only give to the deserving poor ie hard working people short of cash because immigration lowers wages. Most food banks refuse dole scroungers because they’re doing alright at our expense. Most food bank users use them once or twice then get back on their feet.

    In short, socialists hate food banks because they work and cannot be controlled.

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    micant1812 says:

    Reblogged this on My Blog.

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    RomaBob... says:

    As Cyril Smith woule say,”Suffer little children, to come unto me.” :)

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    McNic says:

    Coming from place decimated by the southern-right, I’m finding it difficult to tell if this thread is purely satirical or just full of nasty bastards. If it’s the former then it’s a jolly good wheez, chaps and chap-ess’.

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    non taxable pikey says:

    “1 in 16 pick up infections in filthy NHS Hospitals.” FFS somebody buy the Daily Heil a copy of Innumeracy by John Allen Paulos tell them to read it and then, DO THE FUCKING MATHS.

    I once asked a Nursing Sister why the local NHS hospital had a tiled floor and not plush carpets as in the Private place down the road. “Easier to keep clean, carpets harbour diseases.”

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    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    ‘Socialists believe in the perfectibility of man…’

    What absolute bollocks. Socialists think there may be a better way of organising society and the economy than the capitalist model. Nothing to do with ‘perfectibility’. If you start your argument on the basis of a fallacy you’ll get nowhere.

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    non taxable pikey says:

    Perfectability? Nothing is perfect, not even me.
    Is this the new meaningless overused buzz word to replace “absolutely” I wonder. When “absolutely” is used I tend to ask “are you sure?” When it is used more than 3 times in 5 minutes on the BBC I have a rule that the channel is changed.

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  72. 227
    Immanuel Bloody-Well Kan says:

    No society can be perfect while there are Socialists within it.

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    Anti-Cant says:

    What a dollop of doo-doo.

    You don’t have to perfect man to eliminate food poverty.

    In fact, compared with much more Christian 19th century UK, there is far, far less food poverty now than back then. How come if human imperfectibility is the cause of food poverty.

    I’m surprised the author comes out with this, since he originates from a country that suffered one of the worst famines ever seen – a famine that could easily have been avoided, had the authorities organised at a governmental level rather than relying on personal and localised charity.

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    Jess The Dog says:

    Jesus was an anarchist. He threw the moneylenders out of the temple, no small feat in those days. His teachings were revolutionary and insurrectionist as well as populist, using the parable metaphors. There was sonething about rich men, camels and eyes of beedles as well. He would not recognise the bloated Catholic and embittered Protestant churches as his legacy, other than the occasional flourishes of offshoot sects like the Anabaptists and Quakers which arose from turmoil in Europe and England.

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      Jess The Dog says:

      Oops, needles not beedles. Anyway, he would think that Cameron is a Hunt and zap him with a lightning bolt or something.

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        Anti-Cant says:

        Yes, but apparently the eye of the needle referred to a well known narrow passage in Jerusalem…not a literal eye of the needle. Jesus had his rich supporters. No doubt the Pharasites criticised them as hypocrites. :)

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      SIZE 14 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

      The Jesus character is a work of fiction and did not exist there are NO sky fairies, none ,zero .zilch, nowt, nothing , sod all.

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    Laughing gnome says:

    What a complete and utter Hunt you are.

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      Anonymous says:

      you talking to me? yeah i know it is a shitter that you couldn’t stitch me up like you did last time. not even your they be a fake and he will be the anti blah blah is going to work. because you profane subhuman beasts are so fucking corrupt. you do know right that islam is on my side in the sense they know i will save them? but you have attempted to use me to destroy them. let us hope they have mercy on your souls because frankly i am not. as for the use of c u n t you are correct in the sense of creation and birth, though i sense your inflection is one of negativity. that’s your arrogance. and basic lack of any sort of respect whatsoever for people you perceive to be not worthy. but you have known who i was all along. and you have fucked with my life and my head and that of my family in an attempt to stop the inevitable- that of your conduct and behaviour and basic contempt for the people you deem “god” has given you a divine right to rule over. you even said to me at the barracks “i shook your hand before”. i was a child having to endure unspeakable things from an adult i should have been able to trust but that along with the ritual that occurred when my baby brother died was you scheming and sculpting for the future. a future where you would use me and other implants to create the conditions where you could implant everyone with the mark of the beast. the irony of course is the book you pretended to exalt even said you would fail- but you thought otherwise.

      so horace or should i say horus. you have been out gunned. and think yourself lucky to have not be outed and/or gunned. this planet belongs to everyone, not just a handful of dodgy inbred families who are basically a bunch of subhuman parasites who spend their time scheming and exerting hate upon the people they pretend to protect. and that man who did those disgusting things to me as a child, who had me adopt his surname. remember its significance pertaining to this time of year- of things being revealed. and remember what my true surname would have been- that of a warrior. and remember what my name means in gaelic both literally and its acronym – that of the number of the beast flipped. and remember that i will show you know mercy whatsoever because you have shown no mercy to others and that you and your ilk proclaimed to be divine when you were nothing more than profane. so yeah! merry fucking easter! you disgusting scumbags – don’t let the door hit your festering arse on the way out :) :) :)

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    Roberta Casentieri says:

    I try to carry a sandwich in my bag when I go outso that I can give to some in need. If I dont hVe anything I buy coffee and give it to someone in need. If we all helped in tbis way most down and outs would eat mozt days.

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    tories are the nazi party says:

    what an absolutely foul, inhuman and discouraging blog this is

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  78. 262
    Free Willy says:

    I bet the two t-shirt wearing dudes are gay! Lol

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    Mandatum Novum says:

    Nice bit of Latin there, Guido.
    However, I suspect He would have spoken Aramaic.

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      Wendi's Karate Chop to the Gonads says:

      He used to rap in Aramaic didn’t he? – little rhyming couplets to ram home the message.

      Eg (translated from the original Aramaic):

      “Now listen up people, this is the law:
      They’ll always be with you, those downtrodden poor.
      So this is what I’m telling ye:
      You got to go big on charity.”

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