April 17th, 2014

Axelrod Said Miliband Was Wrong on Syria

Last September after Assad used chemical weapons, Axelrod wrote

After Iraq, folks are justifiably weary and leery. But this isn’t Iraq. In plain sight, Assad’s committed mass murder with hideous weapons. No response would be a green light to Assad, Iran, Hezbollah and others that the U.S. and world will look the other way. Grave mistake. A targeted strike on their delivery systems is right, just and proportionate. Failure to act would be another tragic legacy of Iraq war.

If as reports suggest he was hired by Shadow Foreign Secretary Dougie Alexander, that will have made foreign policy position discussions interesting…

UPDATE: He has just tweeted:

Only snag is US unemployment rate is basically unchanged since when Obama was elected.


226 Comments

  1. 1
    Podiceps says:

    Both sides are wrong. Which shall we choose? Oh, that one.

  2. 2
    Weed Uggie says:

    I am a genius.

  3. 3
    Corby says:

    I live in England and have no intention of going to live in Syria, so why is the war there any of my business. Several lots of very nasty people fighting one another.

    As far as I know none of them has any intention of invading England so why should I think of invading them?

  4. 4
    The British media are cunts says:

    So why didn’t Obumma bomb then? Fuck all to do with us or the mongs in the House of Commons.

  5. 5
    Jessicacacaca Reed, Guardian middle-class "liberal", pre-packaged dopey pc opinions on twitter says:

    SEXIST

    Why are you talking about these men? You should be discussing women. We need to move to quotas in government to ensure that exactly 50% of MPs and 50% of newspaper writers are women and crucially 50% of the news is about women – Leveson’s modernisation will help in this.

  6. 6
    James Murphy says:

    ….David Axelrod, Electric Prunes, Gil Scott Heron, The Slits, Faust, Mantronix, Pharaoh Sanders and The Fire Engines, The Swans, the Soft Cell, The Sonics, The Sonics, The Sonics, The Sonics….

    I hope he’s signed up the right one.

  7. 7
    Western leaders are numbskulls. says:

    If the west leant on the Arabs and Turks to cease funding and arming the al- qaeda/Sunni fundos, the war would be virtually over and soon. With Homs about to fall soon to Bashar al-Assad Shia alliance and the least bad option will be victorious – all along Putin was right and Obama and Dave and the EU were wrong – no shit, parallels with somewhere else………..oh wait!

  8. 8
  9. 9
    Chris Bryant's sentient ANUS says:

    Cu’nt

  10. 10
    Chris Bryant's sentient ANUS says:

    Britttish polloticks needs more fuckshit miwwionaires from americishitland to pursue a Marxist agenda…….. innit

    Why bother wiv this dog shit anyway?

    All Millishitpig needs is 35% and thats guaranteed from the scroungers, public sector undead, postal voting fraudsters, immigrants….. and so on and so forth

  11. 11
    Anonymous says:

    “…Assad used chemical weapons”

    Fooking ‘ell I didn’t think there was anyone who still believed that bollox?

  12. 12
    'Gypsy' Dave Cooper says:

    Well said that man!

  13. 13
    'Gypsy' Dave Cooper says:

    @Corby That was meant, not the other useful idiot.

  14. 14
    Barreness Trashcan of Private Plane (she’s the one who’s saved Ukraine) says:

    It is clear to me that Mr Pootn has crumbled before the combined might of my arguments, my entreaties, the EUSSR, and Mr Kedgeree.

    We all deserve a special pat-on-the-back and finger-in-the-pie for that and double expenses all round!

    That problem solved I will turn my attention and best efforts to Syria. I hear it’s a hot sandy place with plenty of oil and in need of madernisation. In short – and I know what that means(!) – a problem just ripe for my talents!

    And I, being one of the select band of Progressive NooLieBore Wimmin, am tailor-made for the job!

  15. 15
    Gordon Brown says:

    Me too!

    It was no mean feat to trash the UK economy.

  16. 16
    We don't live in the EU, but we might live in Europe says:

    That idiot has come over here to help Milliboy, he and Obambi have wrecked the USA and he’s over here to finish off this country if Milliboy gets in, just what’s needed, what have we done to this world , to suffer the EU and a knowall yank “helping” a Millitwit. god help us.

  17. 17
    Reactionary Man says:

    Put the kettle on, love, and bring me my tea.

  18. 18
    stalin says:

    That explains why his company is called NKVD or something quite similar

  19. 19
    Blonde - Brooke Blonde says:

    Did you not notice that shipment of Titley teabags that got through ?

  20. 20
    A says:

    I heard ToryHQ shit a brick when they heard this news.

  21. 21
    Dumb androids dream of defective sheep says:

    Harman, peadoh Queen : “I’d like to introduce you to Ed Miliband.”

    Axelrod : “This is a wind-up, right ?”

  22. 22
    Fruitcake, swivel eyed loon, closet racist and proud of it says:

    Chelsea Clinton is pregnant.

    Brave, brave man. Who was wearing the paper bag?

  23. 23
    Adios says:

    Must have been Co-oped.

    THE BIG PLAN
    1. Scrap unused blank sheet
    2. Sack Ed B.
    3. Replace Ed M.
    4. Unite in Unison
    5. Go to IMF

  24. 24
  25. 25
    Just go, woman, just go says:

    Don’t forget to take your burqa with you. You will need it.

  26. 26
    UKIP 4 ALL says:

    Labour plan to introduce the CO-OP economic model if they are elected in 2015, and if they employ Paul Flowers as Ed Balls advisor the UK can look forward to a new golden age.

  27. 27
    CIA Insider says:

    He found out (via Porton Down, ex Russia) that Assad was not responsible: chemicals were different to the official Syrian stock – and came from Libya, via Turkey – possibly with official Turkish involvement to get our President Barner to invade Syria. Shocking!

  28. 28
    DAxelrod says:

    Yes but I just lie back and think of my bank balance, I couldn’t give a flying fvck which brit wins the election.

  29. 29
    y says:

    i see the real benfit cheats are still swaning around aussieland

  30. 30
    Ashtom is prime kebab says:

    If only to distinguish you from the donkeys…

  31. 31
    BBC editor says:

    BREAKING NEWS: An old bloke has died. The BBC will be sending a team of 300 for full TV and radio coverage at this sad time. A spokesman stressed that this is not a paid holiday and that the work will require 3 weeks in Mexico.

  32. 32
    Marc Mezvinsky says:

    I’m better looking

    http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20402957,00.html

  33. 33
    M­a­­­­q­bo­­ul says:

    If their ideology spreads like a cancer, country by country snuffing out democracies, very soon it will be at our shore and then it will be too late to do anything about it. Then won’t you look like a right c­unt?

  34. 34
    Old Nick Heavenly (alive and kikin) says:

    SpongeBarry Nobrain is the worlds greatest diplomat!!!!!!!!!!!

    One triumph after another.

    Will Merde Putain win the Nobel Piss prize this year?

    They gave it to Barry because he is brownish and Brussels for having a Brown nose!

  35. 35
    nell says:

    I feel rather sorry for axelrod . You can’t make a silk purse out of sows ear.

  36. 36
    Old Nick Heavenly (alive and kikin) says:

    LARF LARF LARF

    Putin IS impressive!

  37. 37
    Old Nick Heavenly (alive and kikin) says:

    Georgia invaded South Ossestia to divert attention from the Chinese Olympics

    Sponge Barry and Ashton try to start civil war in Ukraine to divert attention from Sochi winter games.

    Brazil Wolrld Cup coming up;

    Look out South America, most particulary Venezuala

  38. 38
    DAVE EAT'N HEAD says:

    Breaking News !
    Cameron Bitten by a jellyfish !
    i hope the poor thing didn’t suffer too much

  39. 39
    Lomax says:

    Now THAT made me laugh out loud:-)

  40. 40
    Old Nick Heavenly (alive and kikin) says:

    Saw her on telly with, Kedgery, a real diplomat and there was Ashton, a barrel of lard in a bright red suit.

    LARF and still Larfin;

    LKa flukin Honte. Well done Gordon!

  41. 41
    Invade the world, invite the world says:

    The old ‘If we don’t fight ‘em there, we’ll have to fight ‘em ‘ere’ bollocks.

    All the while governments and greedy business interests allow millions to flood into the country, bringing their toxic ideology with them.

  42. 42
    Bloke says:

    Axelrod – another Big Establishment Wanker (BEW).

  43. 43
    UKIP 4 ALL says:

    The deceased was a left wing extremist and admirer of left wing dictators and so the BBC is moving into full gushing tribute mode. Would he have got the same sympathetic treatment if he had been a right wing figure? And not once did the BBC refer to the mans fanatical far left beliefs as controversial.

    The BBC loves the far left with all the passion and bigotry of the true believer.

  44. 44
    Bloke says:

    ‘IF….’

    ‘Nuff sed.

  45. 45
    Pookie snackumberger says:

    It’s the same with the rich adrian mole ‘ooman that just pegged it, another lefty, she got way more bollocks spouted than sbe was worth.

  46. 46
    Toxic Tories for Landowning Spongers, Parasites, Criminals, Expenses Fraudsters, Traitors, Peedos, & says:

    Anyway, moving on to the latest polls …

    Cons 33
    Lab 39
    Fibs 9
    UKip 11

    Labour majority: over 50

  47. 47
    Toxic Tories for Landowning Spongers, Parasites, Criminals, Expenses Fraudsters, Traitors, Peedos, & says:

    No jellyfish in Lanzarote.

    Perhaps you meant to say that Cameron IS a jellyfish? Invertebrate and poisonous.

  48. 48
    National Socialist says:

    We don’t need or want American spin doctors – we want socialism.

  49. 49
    Tintin's dog says:

    Gosh, as if British politics couldn’t sink any lower.

    Although I should perhaps say ‘English politics’, because there’s every likelihood that the United Kingdom might cease to exist next September, if the Scots vote to end the union.

    The Scots want out because England has turned into a right wing basket-case under the Tories.

  50. 50
    Django says:

    Right and wrong doesn’t feature in politics, what does is self interest.

  51. 51
    Victoria Nuland & Ann Applebaum says:

    Axelrod is peddling a lie. The evidence is pretty clear that the gas attacks were carried out by the Jihadis, aided and abetted by the Turks, to bring the West onboard. right Milliband made the right decision, albeit for all the wrong reasons.

    And he’s still a malignant idiot.

  52. 52
    Junior BBC editor says:

    Were they a lovely brown person or just white?

    We need to know whether to step on the pathos effects pedal.

  53. 53
    Socialism is theft says:

    The last Labour government worked for working people. But not British working people.

  54. 54
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Has turned into a left wing basket-case under the LibLabCon.

    Just corrected it for you :-)

  55. 55
    Victoria Nuland & Ann Applebaum says:

    I take it you’re referring to the neocons’ rabid mercantilism?

  56. 56
    Mo Biddly O'Bees says:

    The heir to Blair couldn’t even beat Mc Mental, so what chance beating a talking horse.

  57. 57
    Weed Uggie says:

    ‘AXELROD IN THE TRENCH WITH ME’…..THIS IS NOT A CODED MESSAGE..

  58. 58
    Victoria Nuland & Ann Applebaum says:

    correct

  59. 59
    Socialism is theft says:

    According to Brown the seeds of economic destruction were sown in America. Is that why they want an American to form their strategy?

  60. 60
    Hilda Photocopier says:

    And that was before he got onto quare marriage…

  61. 61
    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:

    I WILL BRING BACK SOCIALISM AND ED BALLS WILL BRING BACK PAUPERISM.

  62. 62
    Kinnochio says:

    Well awwight!

  63. 63
    Lessons not learned says:

    Labour will be paying their latest foreign recruit a very tidy 5-figure sum. The Labour Party is broke, the Co-op is sick and in massive debt, and Labour have yet to repay a large loan owed to the Co-op’s customers.

    Still spending sackfuls of other peoples’ money to buy votes while Ed just looks elsewhere. He clearly hates the UK and the English.

    Who said jobs for Brits?

  64. 64
    Harriet Harman says:

    We need someone bold to fight for us. He can put his sword in my sheath any time.

  65. 65
    We don't live in the EU, but we might live in Europe says:

    Why’s that, two cowering in a trench, typical Liebour, let others get fired upon while the political management cower in a trench, is the trench 50 miles away from the battle.

  66. 66
    Anonymous says:

    The labour party has been taken over by champagne socialists who don’t give a sod about working people. I don’t have much time for the unions but much prefer them to look after the interests of workers. What I really despise are the sons of failed politicians being parachuted into poor working class areas assured of parliamentary seats for life.These areas deserve something much better.The labour party is corrupt and there will be another thirteen years of dictatorship and terror should they be elected in 2015. I really think UKIP is the answer. Give them a go. Can they really be any worse than LibLabCon?I think not. Thank you for reading this.

  67. 67
    The only Country in Europe not to have its own paliament is England says:

    The trouble is we will end up with the sons of asylum seekers telling us right from wrong if we don’t, hang on a minute

  68. 68
    Empty Ed says:

    Axelrod is a member of my tribe

    Like illegal immigrant Graf

    Charity begins with my tribe

  69. 69
    A Butch Weightlifting Dyke says:

    If you keep up with your vag. strengthening exercises you can keep it there.

  70. 70
  71. 71
    Ed Jong-Mil says:

    Yes Guido, it working for people who working then and now still working. Very important, me in squeezy middle.

  72. 72
    Keep ;em well fucked and poorly shod says:

    Oh – and switch t’telly on too love – ta!

  73. 73
    DAVE EAT'N HEAD says:

    Must have been another type of parasite then

    he probably explained to it how to collect benefits

  74. 74
    Da Enquirer says:

    Do they ever shit anything else?

  75. 75
    Village Idiot says:

    …..”Making the economy work for all the people”,…..Axle Dyno Rod will be paid a six figure sum,so that’s fair in this country where the average is £25,000 app….
    I reckon once he realises the crock of poo he is helping,he will get out,but ,he may need the six figure sum!
    …..Smacks of desperation,and ,also, this is not America,we are the wretched,hated by many,EU,an insignificant satellite to the corrupt,jobs for the boys and girls EU!……A vote for labour is a vote for the status quo and deeper ties with Europe…..and, incompetence on an industrial scale!

  76. 76
    We don't live in the EU, but we might live in Europe says:

    Dougie Alexander getting his underkecks wet over this yank, I knew Liebour were in a mess but hadn’t realised they were really in a fckin mess, do they get their money back if this dodge doesn’t work.

  77. 77
  78. 78
    Don't get sand in my vaz jar says:

    seeds sown in America eh?

    Would that be Gordo’s holiday in the secluded sand dunes on some fucking bender beach or other??

  79. 79
    Long John Silver's parrot says:

    In so far as Syria is concerned the only “side” to be on is the outside.

  80. 80
    The BBC labour party says:

    Yes it was a another stunningly tough interview on the BBC toady show for the labour spokesman, the BBC is world famous for giving labour politicians a hard and difficult ride isnt it?

    The BBC world famous for their tough gritty unforgiving treatment of labour politicians and labour supporters like Paul Flowers, this is what you pay the licence fee for so rejoice and be thankful for the impartial BBC.

  81. 81
    Iain Duncan Smith says:

    To be fair to them, it is bloody expensive to park at Gatwick airport.

  82. 82
    Lynton Crosby says:

    David Axelrod knows how to mobilise electorates & how to defend against fear & smear campaign we’re expecting from Conservatives and other assorted right wing political bloggers.

  83. 83
    albacore says:

    Axelrod, gearstick, carburettor
    A tune-up can’t make Beaker better
    Parliament’s a broken-down old crock
    After running rich on E U cock
    LibLabCons are good only for scrap
    Ain’t you had enough of all their crap?

  84. 84
    EU Funded Pro-EU Troll says:

    Vote UKIP

  85. 85
    mild colonial boy says:

    Brave, brave man. Who was wearing the paper bag?

    In Orstraya Chelsea Clinton would be a two-bagger.

  86. 86
    non taxable pikey says:

    108K on PR! FFS, If they did their job correctly then they wouldn’t need PR.

  87. 87
    FttwtFFofff says:

    David Axelrod is a Z i on is t. Of course he will spread lies to further the cause of his r ace is t colony. The chem attcks were proven false flags.

  88. 88
    Steve Miliband says:

    How will Guns and Roses cope without him?

  89. 89
    Alex Salmond, formerly the cleverest man on politics says:

    C0ck! The last thing I want is the near certainty of Labour winning in 2015, so Scots voters assume they’ll just keep getting the handouts from Westminster with no risk.

    In fact, it’s 100% certain that the evil Tory toffs will win big in 2015 and only my national socialists can keep work-shy Scots feather-bedded on handouts!

  90. 90
    Maria Miller says:

    Hear ! Hear !

  91. 91
    UKIP 4 ALL says:

    Isnt it strange how the labour party have completely forgotten about President Hollande of France and how Hollande offered a socialist vision of the future that the labour party could model themselves on?

    Labour must want to forget all about Hollande and France under a socialist administration and the BBC is all too ready to help them use their world famous political airbrush.

    Its all about the cotht of lithing cwisis ithnt it? As Milliband would thay. Oh and a flatlining economy and austerity as Balls would say.

  92. 92
    Anonymous says:

    The people snuffing out democracies are you Z io Loons hijacking our politicians to further the cause of your Idiotic rac is t colony..

  93. 93
    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    The BBC News channels, over the last two days, have begun to hype up anything to do with Labour. It’s in the newsreaders voice and how it’s put over, smiley and up beat.
    Something to watch out for from the biased BBC.

  94. 94
    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Ed Balls is a car crash that has already happened.

  95. 95
    Bloomers in rain-soaked Bongo Bongo Land says:

  96. 96
    Steve Miliband says:

    So will he be a full timer in the UK with a permit, or will he be jetting in when his visa allows? Nothing like having someone with their finger on the pulse during a Presidential campaign

  97. 97
    The Growler says:

    What is it with our political parties they cannot find a British Big Spin Merchant to activate and inspire people to work for them, the Cons have a strange to our eyes Aussie, the LibDems have a South African to spin and push the Limpy Dems forward in the publics’ attention, now Liebore have a Yank to push their message forward. Oh I forgot UKip have Nigel Farage to push their message and he seems to be doing a good job, I don’t see how he has the time as a MEP, leader of the party and chief cheer leader form his party, which appears to be the fastest growing party in the UK, so he doing something right.

  98. 98
    T.B£iar - the People's Messiah says:

  99. 99
    Django says:

    Tell me Vicky what you think about Israel? And and what you two girls doing over the long week end????

  100. 100
    Maria Miller says:

    If they decide to re-enact the crucifixion can I suggest David Cameron for the part of Jesus.

  101. 101
    B3 says:

    Axelrod? There’s got to be a four by four or four by two joke here somewhere.

  102. 102
    Pookie snackumberger says:

    Fuck of EUSSR loving prick.

  103. 103
    Herman says:

    It wouldn’t make any difference anyway.

  104. 104
    The Growler says:

    The trouble with you Gordy was that you listened to the wrong people, didn’t it even just slightly occur to you, that if a lobby group likers wanted less regulations, they just might run amock, you personally did not cause the chaos that ensued but you were catalyst that caused the conflagration that raged in 2008.

  105. 105
    We don't live in the EU, but we might live in Europe says:

    I presume he has multi language skills whilst mobilising the electorate, gonna need more than Spanish.

  106. 106
    'Chillaxed' Dave says:

    Is Easter a good time to ‘do God’?

  107. 107
    Herman says:

    No but you could probably make some soup out of it.

  108. 108
    Vince What's-my-name says:

    Thought we still had FPTP.

  109. 109
    Herman says:

    :)

  110. 110
    Tummy Bug says:

    ….Makes me sick!

  111. 111
    The Growler says:

    So you think Edward 1 of England and the catholic king and queen of Spain Ferdinand and Isabellam had he right idea?

  112. 112
    Madoff Mandelson from Moscow says:

    Hello Ton

    I see you are in Kazakhstan with Jonathan “Jeeves” Powell, your tame war criminal and Machiavelli admirer

    How many millions is the dictator paying yoy?

    Is Alky Campbell with you as well?

    I’m getting filthy rich in Moscow with my oligarch

    PS Make sure our oligarchs get immunity from these ridiculous sanctions…give the chump Cameron a call please

  113. 113
    Policy for the people says:

    ….Will Farage get a spin doc on a six figure sum from a foreign land,or is he doing ok without?

  114. 114
    +1000 says:

    +1000

  115. 115
    God says:

    Preferably not up the anus, Dave.

  116. 116
    The day I stopped voting Conservative says:

    I have no idea who was behind those gas attacks. There is insufficient evidence to show it was Assad. It could have been, then again it could have been the other side. For that reason we had no business geting involved. Cameron and Hague revealed themselves to be dangerous trigger happy fools. Listen to John Kerrys so called ‘justifications’ and apart from repeated assertions you will find not a single shred of evidence implicating the Assad regime.

  117. 117
    A Patriot says:

    Seems to have happened somewhere in Londonistan.

    What colour’s are involved in this case ?

    That is where the real decline in Britain is.

  118. 118
    Casual Observer 2 says:

    Bliar Lite all over again — another fucking politician pretending to be a sky fairy enthusiast when he thinks he can smell a couple of votes in Senileshire.

  119. 119
    A Patriot says:

    Paul Krugman is a fucking retarded mongoloid piece of shit that gives Economics a very bad name.

  120. 120
    'Chillaxed' Dave says:

    Hmm, so all that Christian Three-in-One person business isn’t some kind of crazy DP action then?

  121. 121
    A Patriot 2 says:

    P’aul Krugman is a fucking retarded mongoloid piece of shit that gives Economics a very bad name.

  122. 122
    The Growler says:

    Funny, but in later life it is the other way round, her majesty commands that you do this and that and oh, so and so needs doing and why haven’t you done that, all the while sat down on the settee. Tha’s got it to come lad you won’t have time to sit down.

  123. 123
    Lucifer says:

    We’re all ready and waiting for you down here Maria.

  124. 124
    Yes says:

    Yes, yes, yes.

  125. 125
    The EUSSR tyranny exposed says:

    Who the fuck voted for this woman ? Yet she is dictating policy on matters of war and peace !!!! FFS !

  126. 126
    A Brazilian Rent Boy says:

    Still no word on the jellyfish which stung David Cameron. I hope it’s recovering.” :)

  127. 127
    C O (Ξ7q1) says:

    Blair was a loony for day one.

    Dave is apparently a recently converted evangelical: Converted after he re-branded Britain as Gomorrah by introducing the sodomite marriage stuff.

    Perhaps Cameron is desperately trying to atone for his sins as he realizes that his time is nearly up.

    Or he could be trying to soften the public up for a climate change argument for why Easter Eggs are going to be banned by the EU next year and get public support for 5 year lent as the new deficit reduction wheeze.

  128. 128
    The Growler says:

    Just wait until our Willie starts strutting his stuff, Mr Puter will be shivering in his shoes.

  129. 129
    Poleaxed Dave says:

    Shit. Bumsex marriage caused a few problems. Better turn and offer the other cheek and go god bothering

  130. 130
    jgm2 says:

    Yep. Iraq all over again. Colin Powell with his ‘killer’ evidence in front of the UN. Here’s a picture of a truck and here’s a 30 second radio conversation between corporal Rashid and private Abdul.

    Proof!!! Proof I tell ya. What more proof do you need?

  131. 131
    jgm2 says:

    Actually, he personally did fuck the UK economy. Those average 30bn quid deficits from 2001- 2007 and 30bn annual PFI commitments didn’t just materialise out of thin air you know. Despite what the BBC tells you.

  132. 132
    The British media are cunts says:

    George says what we all think about the Jellyfish

  133. 133
    Man o' War says:

    My tentacles hurt. He tasted just the same as Willybum.

  134. 134
    jgm2 says:

    Instead of which we simply invited a couple of million of the c’unts from Shitis*t*a*n because, well we don’t already have enough mosques, ‘honour’ killings, shit taxi dr*i*vers, curry houses and rubbish blowing up and down our inner cities.

    There’s no point fighting a war there when we’ve already capitulated here.

  135. 135
    Ab Dull says:

    Now I have job in kebab shop in Lester, serving shit to you colonials.

  136. 136
    Iain Duncan Smith says:

    Do you file your fingernails ? or do you just throw them away ?

  137. 137
    Dave jellybones says:

    Today I shall not be voting for anyone either as a jellyfish stung my er er toe. Well, it was another appendage but I don’t want to discuss it.

  138. 138
    jgm2 says:

    Labour shit broken glass. Not surprising with a poll lead down from 13% to 3% in less than two years.

  139. 139
    BBC Toenails says:

    Do you file your reports, or just throw them away ?

  140. 140
    Questions of our time says:

    Did David Cameron attempt to steal the spine from the Jellyfish resulting in him being stung ?

  141. 141
    jgm2 says:

    I’d like to put the whole fucking lot of them in a trench. Like at Katyn.

  142. 142
    Axelrod, Dynorod, it's all bumsex to Cameron says:

    What difference is he going to make ?

  143. 143
    jgm2 says:

    Time for Dave to put the ‘fix’ in and have his visa rejected. Whadya mean there are no British people who can do the job? Fuck off.

  144. 144
    C O (Ξ7q1) says:

    What were they doing at Gatwick carpark ? Mining bitcoins ? :-)

  145. 145
    jgm2 says:

    108K doesn’t go very far when Labour have a 3Bn pound PR operation behind it.

  146. 146
    Alex Salmond, economist, racing tipster, politician and heart-attack-in-waiting says:

    It’s not fair. You’re bullying me.

    Waaaaaah. Waaaaaaah.

    [Stamps foot]

    [Stamps foot again]

    That’s right isn’t it Nikki? They’re bullying us aren’t they?

    [Long pause]

    Nikki?

    Yes, that’s right we’re being bullied.

  147. 147
    Prime Minister"The Dunce Of Downing Street" Cameron says:

    Maybe I should become UKIP’s spin doctor..

  148. 148
    Grant Shapps says:

    It’s been confirmed that the jellyfish was a labour supporter.

  149. 149
    Mr Nobody says:

    I wonder how much Beaker is paying him. If they don’t change their leader, Labour are just frittering away money they can’t afford on a lost cause in 2015.

  150. 150
    Steve Miliband says:

    It changes everyday. Yesterdays poll;
    YouGov/Sun poll CON 33%, LAB 35%, LDEM 11%, UKIP 15%

  151. 151
    nell says:

    poor axelrod will have some trouble I’d have thought in trying to promote a politician who has a blank sheet of paper instead of policies.

  152. 152
    PC pc says:

    But full bloodied young mooz continue to go out there to fight the idiotic cause on a one way ticket, should their indoctrinators not face charges?

  153. 153
    Mr Nobody says:

    Still over a year to go with the polls continuing to move in the Tories’ favour. Ed’s desperate and his new appointment won’t save him.

  154. 154
    transparent LEFT WING cynicism says:

    …and who the fuck would they change to?!

    the only remaining humanoids in Labour would never get chosen as leader (and might not even want it).

    Jon Cruddas is Labour’s only hope… but they haven’t got the collective brains to see that. They’re so infected with NuLab borg, that the next Labour leader is likely to be worse even than Ed; not better.

  155. 155
    Still, it could be worse says:

    some of those spineless invertebrates can give a nasty sting

  156. 156
    Baz says:

    Dreams we can believe brother, so don’t give me no shit man as I is the people.

  157. 157
    Mr Nobody says:

    He hasn’t won a single by-election yet, so he’s not doing terribly well so far.

  158. 158
    Still, it could be worse says:

    (cough)
    some of those poisonous invertebrates can give a nasty sting

  159. 159
    Baz O says:

    Has he condemned anything today apart from his proclivities?

  160. 160
    Still, it could be worse says:

    haven’t the times of posts gone wonky ?

  161. 161
    Mr Nobody says:

    Labour need a good double-digit lead at this stage if they want to end up with most seats in 2015 so the projections don’t look good for Ed at this point. It’s not yet set in stone, but without a change of leadership for Labour it is looking somewhat forlorn.

  162. 162
  163. 163
    Ships Bottom says:

    Just noticed a Google Ad on the side of my screen..Visit endabuse.org now ?

    Had something similar when posting an electrical cable on eBay – Bare End type. Banned!

  164. 164
    Mr Nobody says:

    He still won’t be able to sell Ed to the masses. If he persuades Ed to step down, however…

  165. 165
    Ed Twelvety Balls says:

    I can’t wait to move into number eleventeen Downing Street, I shall spend squillions of pounds as soon as I get the chance.

  166. 166
    Baz O's Axle Rod says:

    Well thanks Doug, wish ah could say the same.

  167. 167
    Prime Minister"The Dunce Of Downing Street" Cameron says:

    Update on the man in hospital with a Hoover stuck up his bottom – Doctors say he’s picking up nicely.

  168. 168
    Ships Bottom says:

    Clinkers anybody ?

  169. 169
    Baz O's ex Rod says:

    And we all pay for it. Time for auto coil at eleven in the UK.

  170. 170
    peoples representitive of doncaster says:

    wait?i thought it was all the nasty bankers fault?

  171. 171
    Baz O's ex Rod says:

    Top answer!

  172. 172
    Outraged of Toxteth says:

    + 5000

    Why not? Katyn was a Socialist initiative.

  173. 173
    Labour is the nasty party. says:

    A few years ago I lived in the USA ,and I remember David Axelrod Spouting
    left wing Democratic crap on CNN .If this is the best that Milband can get
    as an advisor ,there will be no problem.

  174. 174
    Baz O's ex Rod says:

    Hey Dougie, wee, yo.

    Listen this new job looks like a real bummer, I don’t see any light, it’s not as if there is even any tunnel, the guy is just a dork.

  175. 175
    Labour is the nasty party. says:

    I do not think that wee Dougie will be happy until he can get rid of Ed Balls ,so maybe that
    will be Axelrod,s first job .

  176. 176
    The Gordon Financial Crisis says:

    Absolutely… don’t rewrite history… he spent how many years pumping out propaganda that he was some kind of economic guru, with his PhD on left-wing bollocks during the great depression, all he ever proved was that he’s an expert in depression – creating both economic and psychological depression throughout the country he was busily wrecking with his troop of NuLab goons.

    “prudence” shall forever refer to economic growth based on unsustainably low interest rates and irresponsible lack of regulation of the financial sector… which given London’s important place in the global system, was bound to have knock on effects for the global financial system.

    He hadn’t the slightest fucking idea what he was doing… unfortunately we haven’t learned, and we’ve now got another fucking middle-class historian whose never had a job outside politics at the wheel.

    Does it never cross anyone’s mind to pick a chancellor who at least got a GCSE in business studies FFS?!

  177. 177
    USA piss off says:

    Oy Vey! Axelrod firmly believes that the candidate is the message. The important thing is to tell a positive story about the candidate rather than to muddy the narrative with lots of talk about policy details.
    OK, here goes:

    “Once upon a time there was a weird geeky bloke who was complicit in bringing the UK to near economic ruin then wanted another chance to do the same thing. The End.”

    Axelrod, Obama doesn’t want you, he’s stuck in the polls and blames you. Is this best you can do?

    Oh and try to sell minority candidates to the British white middle classes and you will be back working for the Hyde Park Herald. We can do it, YES WE CAN!

  178. 178
    Anonymous says:

    There is doubt that it was actually the Syrians who used Sarin ass Robert Fisk reports here http://www.independent.co.uk/voices/comment/has-recep-tayyip-erdogan-gone-from-model-middle-east-strongman-to-tinpot-dictator-9252366.html

    Erdogan and his cohorts have also been caught planning to attack sacred tomb of Suleyman Shah which is a Turkish enclave inside Syria. Erdogan would then have immediately demanded his NATO partners participate in action against the Syrians. In other words he would have sought to literally start WWIII on a fraud and expect British troops to participate.

    The West should treat very carefully in demonising the Syrian regime and certainly not be trusting of opposition.

  179. 179
    Bob Kilroy-Slick says:

    Labour have been shafted.

  180. 180
    Ed Falls says:

    If he can do that, that will certainly raise him in my estimation

  181. 181
    Mark Oaten (LibDem) says:

    Oooh ! Yes, please !

  182. 182
    Stinton says:

    Axelrod must have a big bag of glitter.

  183. 183
    Casual Observer 2 says:

    The bitch is a fully experienced Liebour apparatchik. She even has a Degree in Sociology from Bedford College, a top class pseudo university shit hole.

  184. 184
    Ed's Million-dollar Dyno-rod says:

    Bedford Collage of Wimmin’s special stuffs

  185. 185
    Ed's Million-dollar Dyno-rod says:

    Dave Dynorod can’t turn a weird, geeky, toff who can’t think on his feet and be personable and talk to people in a sincere non-patronising way into an actual charismatic leader. The rod couldn’t help SuperMario Monty in Italy.

    American political skills are useless and irrelevant in the UK and Europe, the Tories shouldn’t worry. All Osbo has to do is keep inflation low and dish out some well-timed bribes; e.g.: cut tax for middle-earners and companies that employ untermensch in Liebore sinkhole consttuencies, and completely ignore all the splenetic spluttering noises from Liebore who still think it’s 1997.

    Let Liebore turn their survival guns onto the fight to keep Scotland – they need it more than the Tories.

  186. 186
    Ed's Million-dollar Dyno-rod says:

    “Mr Axelrod said he had been struck by the power of the Labour leader’s ideas and the ‘strength of his vision’ “.

    Ooh, that’s a big euphemism.

  187. 187
    Ed's Million-dollar Dyno-rod says:

    So they’ll be bringing flowers in the hope of touching balls without having to pay for it.

  188. 188
    Ed's Million-dollar tumescent Dyno-rod says:

    Doug likes a big American rod in his tight trench… and wants to share…

    “Och Davey, it’s thuch a big election, I can’t think of anyone I’d rather thee in Ed’s wee trench”

  189. 189
    Ed's Million-dollar Dyno-rod says:

    …it won’t make a difference either… you can imagine the candidate list…

  190. 190
    Terry Thomas says:

    I’d like to see Godfrey’s browsing history…

  191. 191
    The Ed is nigh! says:

    This event is actually the beginning of his slow resignation speech.

    Bets that Doughy Salamander throws his hat in to challenge Ed or Mrs Ed for the leadership once Ed has finally fucked off back to the American lecture circuit.

  192. 192
    The Ed is nigh! says:

    …but a master of irony

  193. 193
    broderick crawford says:

    yeah … by a people carrier …

  194. 194
    broderick crawford says:

    Ohh…. he appears to know the difference between a lady and a genttleman .

    More than most male politicians can muster ..

  195. 195
    Ethnic Miliband says:

    Hey I know, I’ll play to my Juicy roots and make a big show of being the first D’israeli since D’israeli; visiting my bredren in de land of philistines; and hire a Merkin Juicer to focus on selling my complete lack of personality, and my socialist journey from da Primrose Hill ‘hood via da Hoxford massive, and da mean streets of da treasharee and ma mysterious millions.

    Good luck getting muslim votes and indigenous English votes playing the race card…

  196. 196
    broderick crawford says:

    ” I can’ t think of anybody I’ d rather have in the TRENCH ” !!!!

    You may wish to re phrase tbat Douglas …… or am I wrong ???

  197. 197
    broderick crawford says:

    Mooning bit loins more like

  198. 198
    broderick crawford says:

    NICOLA BLOATER DEPUTY LEADER SAYS

    I only wear a low slung decolletage so that my fun bags can get some fresh air…

    It would not have entered my head to do it as a feminins wile to win over a hostile press element …. until you just suggested it.

  199. 199
    broderick crawford says:

    So … hold on … this near 13 year old girl s own mother is now 27.

    Means she had her at 14.

    Daughter obviously trying to outdo Mummy in the Early Birth Handicap Stakes for Under 14 Year old Fillies ……. and succeeding !

  200. 200
    broderick crawford says:

    as long as he spends less than 180 days in the uk in any one year and ensures that the time he does spend here is patently for leisure purposes the ( uk) tax man will be happy …. and so will his (US) accountant.

  201. 201
    broderick crawford says:

    ….. and you for the part of what ..Matthew the apostle tax collector ??

  202. 202
    broderick crawford says:

    I sugggest you start your vocation as a Jehovah s Witness Dave and get used to distributing leaflets on a street corner .

    Better than selling matches on a street corner — or worse !!! — come June 2015.

  203. 203
    broderick crawford says:

    His adenoids have got worse since the operation . Did they confuse him with the cerebral frontal lobotomy case …. who is still mad as a March hare but whose diction is alarmingly clear.

  204. 204
    broderick crawford says:

    PRATTS BOTTOM SAYS

    We actually live here !

  205. 205
    broderick crawford says:

    CO OP LOSES 2.5 BILLION

    Says redundancies among its 230 million staff cannot be ruled out .

    Ganja , Khat and other ” flowers “share prices soar.

  206. 206
    broderick crawford says:

    ” Do you wanna touch me

    Do you wanna touch me

    Where ? Where ?

    There ! There !! “

  207. 207
    Labour Loser says:

    So who will replace Miliband after the election?

  208. 208
    Anonymous says:

    And yet, having been conned by the sexed-up/45 min case for war on Iraq, MPs were willing to believe YouTube videos (unconfirmed) about the use of Syrian WMD. And now, despite evidence that the Right Sector thugs and gunmen helped to undermine the elected government in the Ukraine, MPs and MSM are quick to blame Russia – why?

  209. 209
    U have 2 be double dim to vote Labour. says:

    And Miliband is wrong on everything! Bullshitter for brainwashed sheeple!

  210. 210
    Anonymous says:

    Did not the Sex Pistols get it right?

    “God Save the Queen
    her fascist regime
    made you a moron..potential h bomb
    god save the queen
    she ain’t no human being
    and our figure head..is not what she seems
    there is no future in england’s dreamin”.

    And they meant it.

  211. 211
    By the way says:

    Before running away with the idea that UKIP are some kind of Working Class heroes, should we not be told about their views/policy on:

    Private money undermining the NHS,

    City Bankers making a quick buck from the Post Office sell-off,

    Tax Avoidance by Coffee Houses and others,

    The Bedroom Tax and other attacks on the poor,

    Selling off Council Housing on the cheap,

    A decent/living wage – without the need for extra benefits?

  212. 212
    Leckie bill ? Claim it back. Phone bill ? Claim it back. Weekly groceries ? Claim it back.... says:

    I would settle for a chancellor who has at least some experience of running a hosehold budget based on their own finite income as opposed writting everything off to expenses.

  213. 213
    Anonymous says:

    Following concerns that up to 200 young British ‘Freedom Fighters’ might have traveled to Syria, Sir Peter Fahy (who leads counter-terrorism strategy for the Association of Chief Police Officers) said: “[There is] a real worry about those who may be radicalised, who may have been engaged in terrorist training, and will be a threat when they come back.”

    And to think, the House of Commons nearly voted to send strike jets to support the jihadists and other terror groups.

  214. 214
    Anonymous says:

    If that is from yougov you need to times the 11 by 3 and divide the 39 by 2, that is going of the accuracy of the yougov polls for the Eastleigh by-election.

  215. 215
    Anonymous says:

    Only 390 out of a 1000 very selective registered yougov leftwits, chosen by the poor partner of labour peer and eu vice presedent rat face Ashton.

  216. 216
    Anonymous says:

    UKIP said scrap the BT tax, a one bed private flat costs more in HB than a two bed council house. UKIP will also stop any tax and NI being deducted from the first £13,000, which will not effect any top up benefits because they are calculated using total income before tax and NI deductions. Not sure about the others, do not really see the problem with selling off council houses, the same tenants will be living in the house anyway, and they have usually payed enough in rent to buy the place twice over. It also saves the government a packet in all the maintainance they have to pay the councils for, the council now have private contracts who have never even turned up to most of the jobs they claim for. On the tax avoidance, Nigel Farage will stop it mainly by getting out of the EU, it is the EU which allows any company to set up in the UK but pay tax to any other EU country, UKIP will then keep the tax rates competitive, so the rich will actually pay their tax in the UK.

  217. 217
    Anonymous says:

    The English want the Scots out because they are mostly deluded leftwits, if the English could take part in the referendum it would be at least 90% for the Scots to go.

  218. 218
    Anonymous says:

    Hit and run, but the police tracked him down. He now wants to tax the poor 1% more, wrapped up as NI to save the nhs, so every foreigner and his dog can continue to rob us blind.

  219. 219
    Anonymous says:

    Labour reckon their zombie voters loved it when Brown taxed the workers some more, by increasing the NI rate, so called to save the nhs, the dimwits loved it so much that they think it will be a winner if they tax us another 1% more.

  220. 220
    Anonymous says:

    Obama needs the UK for cannon fodder, Milibands very happy to oblige, and he is real angry that we kept the Falklands, and gave the people the right to self determination.

  221. 221
    Banker Spokeman says:

    And you did none of the work. Stop claiming credit you Dick.

  222. 222
    PFI lover says:

    Nu Labour Loved PFI schemes, but it’s worth remembering who started using them, it also worth remembering that the current Government’s fondness for them.

    Whilst the country blames Labour, EU, Immigrants and the Welfare state. The real causes remain unchecked:

    PFI schemes
    Speculative Investments
    Poorly Regulated and gun ho Banking system

    They fuck it up and we pay for it.

    Nigel Farage is a banker and some how people see him as the paragon of change. We are fucked milord.

  223. 223
    Well done Mate says:

    No don’t be silly.

  224. 224
    Labour Party Actvist says:

    Its more Ed Balls. The Tories have made the leader a figure head and most of the power sits with good old Mr Osborne. His allies gain favour in every reshuffle. The last thing we want is a Chancellor with less Charisma than Gordon Brown.

    Personally I’d want someone other than Ed Milliband to, but definitely do not want Ed Balls as Chancellor.

  225. 225
    UKIP tell to many lies. says:

    On Tax Avoidance, UKIP voted against European measures to prevent tax avoidance.

    Last time I checked the Cayman Islands, Isle of White and Gib where British Sovereign Territories.

    Technically Andora, Swiss and Lichtenstein are not technically part of the EU.

  226. 226
    Joke is lost on me says:

    How is it the left bemoan the right wing lurch that the Labour Party took and the Thatcherite policies they adhered to whilst in Government. Which Helped to cause a massive economic breakdown.

    Yet the right are willing to accept that these policies caused the economic meltdown but are unwilling to move away from them nor are they willing to accept that their Demon Princess had anything to do with them.

    Get a Grip guys.


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