April 14th, 2014

WATCH: Farage Confronted With Mistress Allegations

“Allegedly.”


457 Comments

  1. 1
    Gossipmonger says:

    So?

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    • 6
      Barry-Jon says:

      So it’s funny. Did you miss that bit?

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      • 160
        Spitting at an Image says:

        Nothing on “Have I Got News For You” is ever funny… it’s always dreary, repetitive, scripted, weak, toss… spokespeople for the establishment trying to pretend they are the underdogs kicking upwards, when to everyone it’s obvious that they are the overdogs kicking downwards. Just tedious far-left bullies, who aren’t ever clever or funny.

        The only thing memorable on that shit show was Piers Morgan making a twat out of himself, but that was the only bit of it that was never rehearsed and scripted.

        It’s a dated format that was never even any good when it wasn’t dated. Just political and social re-education under a gossamer-thin veneer of “comedy”.

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        • 162
          Romanian Benefits Claimant says:

          The balding git on HIGNFY thinks himself a bit of a satirist but to my mind he’s just a sarcastic twerp.

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        • 197
          White rabbit says:

          I’ve never laughed at anything Paul Merton has ever said, ever, never. And I don’t expect to, forever.

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        • 212
          Wonga says:

          That fat woman with the huge jaw and silly voice was amusing. Farage dealt with it well.

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        • 214
          Bluto says:

          Well said, sir. Well said indeed.

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        • 322
          Sun Tory Sob Story says:

          Few more votes for Farage. The Sun Tory strategy ain’t working.

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          • Chunder Bay says:

            R.M: “G’day, Geed”

            P.S: ” ‘Morning Rupe-o”

            R.M: “Cutting thet flamin’ galah Farage too much sleck, Geed. Next thing he’ll
            be in Downing Street and bringing in legislation that will whang our
            donger in the kedgeree, sport”

            P.S. “I’ll get on it straight away!”

            R.M: “Ripper!”

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          • Tom Catesby says:

            So the ‘Get Farage’ propaganda campaign as started in good time for the May elections, talk of infidelity, expenses etc, familiar ground I expect, for those throwing the dirt. I like others am under no illusion about Farage or his party. I will be voting UKIP in May and UKIP in 2015, I want a referendum and a sea change in British politics.

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    • 10
      C.O.Jones says:

      So now UKIP get even more voters on board. Farage coming out as heterosexual, well that is a revelation for a politician.

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      • 163
        Spitting at an Image says:

        Aye, it’s a complete non-story. BBC/HIGNFY preaching to it’s own choir.

        It seems to me that most of the main politico sites are rather UKIP-a-phobic… Political Betting, UKPolling Report, and Order Order …why such hate man? if they’re so weak?!

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      • 330
        Anonymous says:

        Some people on here havent got the sense they were born with, they seriously think being an opportunist and a hypocrite means Nigel is suited to being a world leader.Cue smart arse comments from the ukip 3 line whip brigade !

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    • 15
      Anonymous says:

      Boring smear, boring story. Boring, boring boring boring boring.

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      • 19
        EA Spawn - its ingrained says:

        Its only a smear if it ain’t true.
        Anyone believe it ain’t true?

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        • 24
          pootle says:

          I don’t

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        • 29
          Evil Tory says:

          Oh it true all right. But all the boys were off the street, plied with drugs and paid handsomely before being reamed. So what if the people who are running the country casually prey on some of the most vulnerable elements of society? How can that possibly end badly for the UK.

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          • Cyril Smith says:

            Yeah.

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          • Vlad the Loudhailer says:

            Cast Iron has given away £17 billion in Foreign Aid, more than any other country other than USA. This equates to £561 for every income tax payer or put another way everyone has to work an addition seven days for nothing.

            How these politician spend the days of our lives without a thought.

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          • Francois Hollande says:

            As President I am above of this title tattle. Nigel Farage is a pleb. He can deal with allegedly comments what ever way he can.

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          • Bloke says:

            So who believes the Nicky Sinclair thingess?

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          • Don't give a shit about UKRAP, LieBore or the LImp Dicks says:

            No, as usual, the UKRAP trolls are missing the point on purpose.
            This is about Nige lying and lying about the affair, which he later transposed into a job for his knobinatrix as his pa at public expense.
            He’s a fucking liar! There – fixed it for you, now knock yourself out voting for just another Westminster lying huckster and snake oil salesman, no better than the other 600 odd tosspots there now.
            Vote UKRAP, get UKRAP.

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          • Hitler says:

            Of course he was lying. That’s the point of having an affair.

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          • The HAL Party says:

            Right, that does it… I’m voting for LibertyUK!

            All I want is to vote for a politician who doesn’t lie.

            Are we better off voting for a computer then?

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        • 170
          Yawns and looks out of window says:

          i believe its true that a h0m0sexual got off with multiple counts of m0lestation recently.

          Was that the question?

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      • 32
        broderick crawford says:

        So .. the man likes to work , eat , drink , fuck , sleep and shit … probably in that order.

        What makes him different to the rest of us ?

        One if the lads , yeah ?

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      • 119
        dickiebo says:

        I’m afraid that is what Guido is rapidly becoming.

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    • 21
      UKIPPER says:

      Scrape scrape we are nearly at the bottom of the barrel

      Is that OK for you Mr Cameron, will I get my OBE now

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    • 53
      Banana Republic Britain says:

      Where’s that one where Harman is asked if she loves peedos and then runs away?

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    • 68
      Anonymous says:

      Fuck me ! Male politician shags woman – can’t be a Tory then !

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      • 86
        White hetersexual says:

        Looks like UKIP will clean up the Muslim vote. Does that include Chuka Uunnaamm by any chance? Only asking.

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    • 71
      David Miliband says:

      Oh keep away you total tosspots,a least it was with a female.

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    • 76
      Admiral rodney says:

      The boy is quite sound, energy levels admirable, correct orifice choice, proper PM material, vote winner, breath of fresh air after a bum week/ year.

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    • 209
      its true says:

      it is true

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    • 309
      Velvet chasm, council gritter says:

      Many men choose to take a mistress, just as many married women enjoy sessions with their personal trainer, tennis coach or groundsman. Good on you Nige, give her one from me!

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    • 448
      My Dick says:

      Give hem one Nige.

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  2. 2
    A Tory says:

    What, you mean he does it with GIRLS?

    Euuuurrgh!

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  3. 3
    still walking into darkness says:

    Is that the best you can dig up on a great man?

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    • 60
      Gooey Blob says:

      Oh please. Farage a great man? The man is a politician, for crying out loud. The only difference is that he hasn’t been elected as an MP. If he had, you’d be as disillusioned with him as you probably are with everyone else.

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      • 88
        BBC says:

        He is a creature of our making. We do like to film a lot. Will his popularity disappear when we stop.

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      • 89
        Socialism is theft says:

        I’d probably soon be disillusioned with him if he entered into a coalition with Dave’s traitors. But so far his party hasn’t proved itself to be traitorous unlike the Tories, Lib Dems and Labour. Far from it going off UKIP’s record in Brussels.

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        • 167
          Back to Tory Basics says:

          This kind of personal swipe at Farage is very misconceived – it’s not like he’s bleating about “Back to Basics” whilst members of his parties are found dead, handcuffed to a radiator with a bag on his head a spermy orange up his backside

          It’s a true sign of any left-winger to always play the man and never the ball… that’s why Dave is our Blue Labour Prime Minister… he’s more left-wing than any Labourista… that’s why they’ve got fuck all to say – they are on the same team!

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          • Blowing Whistles says:

            That ref to an orange – ought to be a clue to a much greater cover up down south hamp ton way … now let me think of who could possibly know more than he’s prepared to reveal … is it Simon Hughes or is it …….?

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          • Mark Oaten says:

            Mmmm! Spermy orange! What a delicious smear.

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          • the final whistle says:

            Playing the man and not the ball is not a reference to Justin Fashanu either.

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  4. 4
    Mark Menzies says:

    No, enough from you please now Nigel. Be mature. That is an unwarranted and appalling smear.

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  5. 5
    Anonymous says:

    Does anyone care?

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  6. 9
    Voter says:

    Whatever.

    He hasn’t murdered any top scientists, he didn’t lie about a referendum, besmirch the institution of marriage, send us to any illegal wars, sell the nation’s gold or increase energy taxes in the name of global warming while feathering his father’s nest.

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  7. 11
    The public says:

    BTW – On that ‘choked off the recovery’ story. Has no-one the wit on the Tory benches to point out that maximum imbecile’s spending was adding £130bn a month to the UK debt.
    It was unsustainable.

    The only thing that was chocked was Labour’s ‘spend your way out of debt’ mentality.

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    • 124
      Lord and Lady Establishment-Stooge of Brussels says:

      But the EU Conservatives are adding to our debt by £120,000,000 per year.
      With each taxpayer owing £60,000 to repay the Establishment’s corruption, we’re all choked.

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      • 177
        Bloke says:

        Quite.

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      • 382
        Handypara says:

        But most of that is a result of policies adopted and commitments made by the evil imbecile and his money tree gang, including the PFI debt bomb.

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        • 423
          Lord and Lady Establishment-Stooge of Brussels says:

          BluLabour/ Redservatives/ ToryLibs. Same schools, same politics, same failures.
          If only you Establishment lackeys looked after the UK’s finances as well as you looked after your own. If a political non-entity can turn £63,000 plus exes into a £1.200,000 property windfall why is a successful country full of great people nearly £1,300,000,000,000 in debt.

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      • 438
        Tories=Labour : Mad spending b'stards says:

        That debt is only the on-book value.

        There is also the secret PFI and the unfunded public sector pension black hole.

        Our real debt is more like £2 trillion.

        Dave and his bum-chums have not actually even cut the deficit, they have merely reduced the rate of its growth.

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  8. 13
    Anonymous says:

    Guido’s version..

    Have I got old news
    for you….

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    • 394
      StevieBC says:

      Absolutely!

      And because Con/Dem/Lab seem to despise Farage and UKIP – that should be all voters need to know. The old order needs a real shake up.

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  9. 16
    Ed Moribund says:

    Figures due on Wednesday are expected to show that average weekly earnings, the most widely watched measure of pay, picked up speed to rise by 1.8 percent in three months to the end of February, according to a Reuters poll of economists.

    fuck! Fuck! Fuck-fuckedy-fuckity-fukerwizz-fukupery.
    We are fucking fuckinghilly-billy’o-bummed.

    That’s it! I only had ‘costa-living ‘cry’sis ;boo-hoo! left to say.
    And now that’s gone.

    I am fuckfaced-fuckkneed-fuckpants-fucked!

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    • 133
      Lord and Lady Establishment-Stooge of Brussels says:

      Since 2007, wages have decreased by 7% with no discussion from any politicians of any old fashioned and failing political party.
      This Reuters nonsense is a cynical attempt to pretend that our ineffectual MPs are in control.
      In reality, Westminster politicians only ever see an increase in their own wealth while loading unaffordable debt on the other 63,000,000 Britons.
      A possible minimal increase of 1.8% compared to possible inflation at 1.7% is nothing to shout about.
      I calculate that since 2007, wages have decreased by 6.9%.
      Vote UKIP.

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      • 259
        Carlo Gambino says:

        Yeah, must vote UKIP because some nobhead on a forum tailed his post with ‘Vote UKIP’.

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        • 426
          Lord and Lady Establishment-Stooge of Brussels says:

          No comment on the lowering living standards for millions of Britons then. Take your head out of the trough and walk away. We’re about to witness an earthquake in British politics.
          I’m a knobhead and i’m voting UKIP. Loud and proud.

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      • 270
        Táxpáyér says:

        But land affordability has also fallen, so
        1/ We’re earning less.
        2/ Unproductive Major component of cost of living is much more expensive
        =
        Daily mail Grauniad readers happy.

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  10. 17
    Ed Moribund says:

    Figures due on Wednesday are expected to show that average weekly earnings, the most widely watched measure of pay, picked up speed to rise by 1.8 percent in three months to the end of February, according to a Reuters poll of economists.

    fuck! Fuck! Fuck-fuckedy-fuckity-fukerwizz-fukupery.
    We are fucking fuckinghillybillyoo-bummed.

    That’s it! I only had ‘costa-living ‘cry’sis ;boo-hoo! left to say.
    And now that’s gone.

    I am fuckfaced-fuckkneed-fuckpants-fucked!

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  11. 22
    Banana Republic Britain says:

    A particularly rank episode of HIGNFY, invite someone on for the sole purpose of attacking them, and not just Hislop and Merton, all of the pathetic wankers.

    What a bunch of losers ganging up like that, Mangan should be ashamed of himself except for the fact he’s probably just another lefty tosser like most of his ghastly profession.

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    • 34
      Gossipmonger says:

      Mangan openly admits he’s a Labour Supporter. The whole thing was staged. The good thing is that Farage increased his popularity as most savvy people these days can see through all the establishment smearing.

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      • 40
        Stephen Mongan says:

        And next up, my mate Sally and the truth about the remaining M’acAlpine family members interest in children…

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      • 46
        Banana Republic Britain says:

        Of course it was staged, someone had to write that execrable script, the teaboy judging by the quality.

        Hardly watch it anymore and now won’t bother at all.

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      • 220
        Bluto says:

        Dislike Mangan and his ilk intensely. Act-ORs that boast about being Labour shills. Still I suppose there is a certain common purpose in the deceptive art of performance.

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      • 407
        (That's enough Eds, Ed!) says:

        Should change his name to Stephen Wankan!

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    • 43
      UKIP or bust says:

      ‘Corse he’s labour, he couln’t get work with the Biased Bollox Corp, if he wasn’t.

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      • 62
        M­a­­q­bo­­ul says:

        None of the luvvies have the backbone to be anything else for fear of being attacked or envied.

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    • 49
      Táxpáyér says:

      I wonder how many kids Hislop harmed with the idiotic anti MMR jab scare nonsense.

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    • 52
      Tolstoy says:

      Actually, he’s done Nigel Farage a favour. The issue is sanitized and dealt with. Anyone who mentions it can be accused of stealing Mangan’s material and recycling old smears.

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      • 94
        Socialism is theft says:

        They were already old smears and mainly about non-entities of ex-councillors. Meanwhile much higher people in other parties who have been linked with much more serious charges, such as sexual abuse and corruption get off lightly.

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    • 99
      I'm for UKIP now says:

      Totally agree.

      Rank episode of HIGNFY – even Merton not much to say. HIGNFY gone down the pan. Seems like Guido headed that way too.

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      • 138
        Lord and Lady Establishment-Stooge of Brussels says:

        HIGNFY was poor.
        It was more institutional bullying than a satirical news ‘quiz’.

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    • 192
      Blowing Whistles says:

      Warning to Heasloppy – you were sent many emails some years ago about corruption on a huge scale in respect of off shore tax evasion/avoidance – jersey.

      Your rag Mr heaslop – has damned well known of it – and what the fuck have you done about it?

      There will be no more warnings Mr Sloppy.

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      • 302
        E by gum! says:

        Darling! I now know who you are and I love you.
        ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ x

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      • 346
        Mars Attacks! says:

        Really? That’s all you’ve got BW?

        You really are a pathetic sock puppet. Have you tried putting less vodka on your morning cornflakes?

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  12. 23
    Nemesis. says:

    The more they smear the more voters go for Ukip.

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  13. 25
    Moley says:

    If anyone was looking for proof that Labour, Conservative and Liberal Democrat are actually all different branches of the same party, the well orchestrated attacks on UKIP from the whole political spectrum constitute that proof.

    Is the EU pulling Cameron, Clegg, and Miliband’s strings?

    It certainly looks like it.

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    • 198
      Candlestick says:

      There is really need to see a hidden hand. It is a simple situation. All of those organisations are directly threatened by any outbreak of genuine democracy in the UK and will fight tooth and nail to prevent it.

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  14. 26
    BBC Mong says:

    When Con MP shags rent boy; private behaviour, beyond criticism
    When Lab MP shags rent boy; private behaviour, beyond criticism
    When Lib MP shags rent boy; private behaviour, beyond criticism
    When UKIPer shags; unacceptable behaviour for public office, overdue criticism

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  15. 27
    Katie Bush! says:

    Euuuuuugh! Slimey!

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  16. 28
    Helen Keller's Dating Agency. says:

    Yuck!

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  17. 30
    Uskip says:

    I thought he was a w@nker! That Noel Coward look is soooooo last decade!

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  18. 31
    You Kippin or are you no longer pleased to see me? says:

    Never mind Nigel. What was the mental state of the victim?

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    • 50
      Mickey the handsoncock says:

      I’m still very ill.
      Doctor says I can’t return until 10th May 2015 when I shall stand down.

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  19. 33
    Out and about with socialist scum in Edinburgh shitty! says:

    Farage is nothing more than a F.U.D!

    Tally ho! My posh buddies!

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  20. 36
    A Brown tvrd! says:

    Farage The Bore!

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  21. 37
    EU Funded Pro-EU Troll says:

    Vote UKIP

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  22. 38
    Harriet Harman says:

    I used to write briefs for paedos.

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  23. 39
    Anonymous says:

    Could Have Swarn I Saw All The Recycled B.S x3 Days Ago

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  24. 41
    Nogel says:

    Both camp Nigel & Nigel Farage can fuck off & do one!

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  25. 42
    Chuka Umunna says:

    I like having affairs with girls. Yes I love their long hair and their bosoms and their funny little front bottoms. I shag women all the time. A right player I am. Women morning, noon and night. Then I read the Sun and go “Phwoooar” at Page 3. Did you get the point there? I’m a heterosexual. No, really.

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  26. 44
    Concerned of Tunbridge Wells says:

    I have voted Conservative now for many years and whilst they have been very effective in helping to lower interest rates, my sex drive has gone completely down the pan! ..

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  27. 48
    Taxi for Nick Clegg says:

    LDs the big loser in latest ICM/Guardian Euros poll

    LAB 36, +1
    CON 25, =
    UKIP 20, =
    LD 6, -3

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    • 55
      Nick Clegg says:

      Six? Six! Do me a lemon.
      Six percent would be a poor result for a glass of water.

      I reckon come the election all those returning Lib Dems will make it much closer to seven.

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    • 56
      Nick Clegg says:

      You can find me in the House of Commons Library. I’ll be on the shelf marked ‘History’.

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      • 137
        Admiral rodney says:

        Is that the section where you have made a noose and where there’s a stairwell close by?

        Bye.

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    • 70
      P l e b says:

      Where’s Bus Pass Elvis?

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      • 91
        C O (Ξ7q1) says:

        About 5% ahead of the Lib Dems.

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      • 158
        Anonymous says:

        well we know where he was on the 9th of the 11th 2011 – he was at kid’ll fix it’s funeral – but strangely the mainstream media post his whatever result at that election earlier this year mention that appearance. nor the fact press photographers were able to tale pictures of sir n0nce a lots coffin in the fucking ground. we now know amongst many other things he was a narcissistic fucker but getting press paps to photograph your fucking coffin in your fucking grave? i wonder if the old spunker really is wormfood. according to the internut tebbit was present at the funeral service but there are no photographs and not much in the way of footage of the service seems to have made it online.

        just note that date he was supposedly buried the 9th of the 11th… the old Hunt could have fucking died months before that and they stuck him on ice till it was time to get ritualistic. or might not even be deaded.

        “no one will ever know what you have done for this country jimmy”. maybe, but many people are very intrigued to find out.

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  28. 54
    Jaqueline Dromey says:

    Thanks, Geedo.

    Please put more BBC videos onto the site.

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    • 58
      BBC Red Bottom says:

      Do you want us to run the one where Del Boy falls through the bar again? … Or did you mean the ‘other’ BBC

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  29. 57
    Ockham's Razor says:

    He should respond like ‘Randy’ Ralph Halpern, five-times-a-night boss of Burtons, in those days when they were doing very well.

    “Well as long as she said I was good, who cares?”

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  30. 59
    Revelling in the joys of bumsex says:

    woop ! woop! ……………..

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  31. 61
    Office of Gordon brown a charity... My arse says:

    Also annoyed me that hignfy episode, an orchestrated attack after the whupping he gave clegg.

    Shame on Mangen, just saw him in Jeeves and Wooster, very funny but didn’t realized he was another champagne socialist aswell. Deluded….

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  32. 66
    Banana Republic Britain says:

    I used to think that Labour was the peedo party but then the Liberals seem like they’re at it non stop, that and the latest stuff about the Tories, leaves your moral compass swinging like a Tory conference hotel suite.

    Farage has had sex with a woman not his wife you say?

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  33. 69
    Missed Opportunity says:

    What a shame they’ve decided against demolishing Glasgow at the beginning of the Commonwealth Games.

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    • 78
      The English public says:

      Dear Alex Salmond
      Please, please , please get independence.

      Just take your people and go. You can keep everything in Scotland. All the trains,and TV transmitters, and postboxes and social housing , government offices, military barracks, national grid etc etc- just keep the lot.

      All we ask is that you understand that this is a permanent deal. If you fuck it all up, you’ll have to get the Irish to bail you out because, frankly, once you are out the door we never want to see or hear from you again.

      Yours,
      England. {Welsh will be upset though. But they can always break away and join you. We have no objections.}

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    • 452
      (That's enough Eds, Ed!) says:

      “Earthquake Hits Glasgow! Several Million Pounds Worth of Improvements Reported!”

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  34. 72
    I've just discovered the joys of bumsex says:

    Full moon tonight. Batten down the BumSex hatches.

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    • 87
      Moon Watch says:

      Apparently a lunar eclipse tonight, but only visible from the A’merica’s because David Cameron’s bumsex marriage has pissed off God.

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    • 105
      Howling Wolf says:

      According to my calendar, full moon’s tomorrow.

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      • 134
        non taxable pikey says:

        The Lyrid Meteor Shower will be visible April 16-25 but will peak overnight on the 22nd with about 20 meteors per hour. These will appear very dusty and have bright tails that will appear to linger in the air.

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  35. 73
    Ian 'Bonkers' Smith says:

    Universal Credit will be delivered on time and on budget. I may now be the only person who believes this.

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    • 93
      Blue Peter Goldfish says:

      Life, the universe and everything.

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    • 103
      Inner city chav says:

      Wot iz I spose ta do? Der ain’t no work round deez ends!

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      • 114
        nell says:

        In 1919 when men came home from the war many of them mentally and physically disabled they found there was no work where they had lived. There was also no welfare so they walked, biked and moved to wherever there was a job often very many miles from their homes.

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        • 122
          Blue Peter Goldfish says:

          Post first world war near where I live the local Lord of the Manor employed village returnees from the fighting fields in France and gave them employment digging a fishing pond, I don’t know if he particularly wanted a fishing pond but it gave them a wage in hard times, an example of philanthropy which you will not see with our current crop of venal self-servers.

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          • Lord and Lady Establishment-Stooge of Brussels says:

            That’s nice.

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          • Sir R sheffield bt says:

            It’s all so simple. Today’s version would be:

            Connect them to the National Grid and get them to spin around a bit.
            They only have to do it a 3rd of the time and they’ll be more efficient the windmills on my land !

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        • 141
          Admiral rodney says:

          Stop press: nell uses a full stop.

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  36. 77
    RomaBob... says:

    The man has bottle going on that show, he knew he would end up the butt of many jokes and snide comments.
    He gets my vote :)

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    • 100
      Fabricants weekend wig says:

      Don’t be so silly you’ll just be throwing your vote away. Vote Cameron for five more years of left of centre, traditional conservative policies.

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  37. 95
    fedz says:

    Accepted with gentlemanly grace and good humour, Farages support has just gone a few hundred thousand more……Just keep it right on coming fellas!

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    • 154
      Lord and Lady Establishment-Stooge of Brussels says:

      It’s true.
      The Establishment are being attacked by a pincer movement of Nigel’s grace and good humour and Channel 5’s “You Lot Are Stupid, We’re Laughing At You, You Work Harder For Less While The EU Poor Turn Up And Get £40,000 A Year, Shut Up And Pay Up Or We’re Call You Racist”.
      Vote UKIP.

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  38. 96
    Lance Corporal Bill Bloggs (retired) says:

    So Farage shags about.

    Westminster awaits.

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  39. 97
    Hedge fund manager says:

    You can stick your smears and train fares up your arse.

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  40. 98
    Anonymous says:

    Ian Hislop = Establishment lackey

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    • 101
      Paul Merton says:

      You can say that again.

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    • 106
      Banana Republic Britain says:

      Creepy little oik, ‘Me sir, me sir!’, and an ingratiating little tick, who no one really likes.

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    • 108
      I'd rather watch repeats of Eldorado says:

      Refuse to watch HIGNFY since they dissed Maggie last year. It’s as bad as the News Quiz now.

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      • 136
        2015 says:

        It hit the buffers on election night 1997 which was an unrestrained open celebration of Blair’s win. They start of the BBC-love-in with Labourt that lasted until they were emasculated after Hutton. … and continued beyond but wqith awareness of their subservient role.

        It’s been shit for 18 years now. Hopw has it continued? Cos there’s fuck all else on.

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        • 180
          Winston Smith says:

          No… because the BBC is never wrong… the far left are never wrong, the guardian is never wrong, common prepuce is never wrong…
          how many fingers am I holding up?

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    • 109
      Johnny Foreigner says:

      Another shit grown fat off the taxpayers teet. Scrap the licence fee and he can concentrate on producing the weekly bog roll

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      • 113
        Anon says:

        Hisplop in an interview last week when asked said we should keep the licence fee………funny that. ;)

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    • 112
      Anonymous says:

      What did Ian Hislop have on his head this weeks in HIGNFY.To me, it looked like a few worms crawling around.Does he have some sort of weird hair condition?

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  41. 115
    Anonymous says:

    No bum sex for our Nige, not keen on trannies or lesbos either.
    What a man.

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  42. 116
    nell says:

    Can’t help feeling that nigel farage’s transgressions are of a gentler nature than others that have come to light this last few weeks ie evans, cyril smith and not to mention rennard.

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      C O (Ξ7q1) says:

      That is implicating that there actually were any ‘transgressions’. :-)

      On the matter of Evan’s – what role the victim witness folk in coercing the accusers ? Many questions still yet to be asked…

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      • 129
        Blue Peter Goldfish says:

        Seems he is very concerned about getting his £130,000 legal fees back, that’s what happens when you have to employ a QC to declare yourself ‘innocent’.

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          Lord and Lady Establishment-Stooge of Brussels says:

          Can you buy innocence ?

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          • Blue Peter Goldfish says:

            Everything has its price.

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          • Hedge fucking hog says:

            Ha ha

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          • Blowing Whistles says:

            Believe me – that fucking arsehole Michale Mansfiled has been on the take for fucking decades. i recently batterd some young barrister punk on grossly inflated fees for telling the victim what masfiled on his daily rate wouldn’t tell any victim in this country as to how to beat em.

            Mansfield has been wheeled out consistently over the past decade on news5hite for example – to propagate his fucking opinions as if they were fact. Ho fucking hum Mansfield.

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          • Bumbandits Я Us says:

            You look nice – will you come to the toilets with me?

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          • Blowing Whistles says:

            Lord and lady – BumsRthem have propisitioned you …

            btw There are some really bad and pathetic novice trolls on this site.

            Huh!

            Lynton – you’re gonna have to pay them shedloads more you old out of fucking date rsole.

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          • Book of Genesis chapter 38 says:

            Huh!

            You are so butch that my buttocks tweak every time you come here.

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      HoC intern says:

      @15 nell

      “Can’t help feeling that nigel farage’s transgressions are of a gentler nature than others that have come to light this last few weeks ie evans, cyril smith and not to mention rennard.”

      You mean he is not a member of the aggressively, predatory, g@y mafia operating in the HoC?

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    • 156

      Yup. Obese soap-dodging depravity seems to stalk, allegedly, the skeletal (sorry) remnants of the “liberal” “party(ies)”.

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    C O (Ξ7q1) says:

    In case there is any doubt about ‘shit’ getting real soon:

    Sending the C!A head over for a tete a tete with the U’krainians perhaps a little provocative, but on balance, worth it.

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    • 131
      T May says:

      Yankee go home.

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    • 143

      One jet stayed away whilst another buzzed the ship at an unreasonable proximity.

      My question is: Was the pilot doing his own thing or was it ordered from Putin?

      Note that all other intermediate states are excluded in my estimation. I have no idea which. But ambiguity is a strategy, albeit a highly dangerous one.

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      • 226
        C O (Ξ7q1) says:

        It would have been ordered: Provokatsiya.

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          English Heritage says:

          Inclined to agree.

          For us on the margins (as of now), it will be interesting to speculate the exact point that, overcome with delusions of deity, Putin will go off his rocker.

          Because that is what the mid term holds.

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          • C O (Ξ7q1) says:

            Need to keep an eye on the B’altics / R’omania. It will be in either of those two locations that the first test of NATO or error will be made.

            The R’ussians have been flying provocative cold war style sorties close to Estonia over the past few weeks, but the greatest scope for ‘error’ may be if they attempt to establish direct link with S’erbia once they have taken M’oldova.

            T’ransdniestra / M’oldova is likely only + 3 to 4 weeks from now depending on how quickly they can take O’dessa.

            U’kraine itself really needs to up its game a little if it wishes to keep what’s left of its sovereignty.

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          • Maria von Trapp says:

            It’s a gonner already IMO

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          • C O (Ξ7q1) says:

            Inclined to agree – but R’ussia has not captured it yet.

            The only way U’kraine can keep its independence is if it commits itself to a very long and bloody guerilla war against the R’ussian invaders.

            What is in the balance right now is the European gas supply that routes through U’kraine.

            Unless a new supplier is found quick it is not going to be a very pleasant Winter.

            NB: Another hot spot to keep an eye on is A’lgeria, which could have some stability problems later this year. Mention as most of the supply which sources from A’frica routes through that country.

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          • Indeed.

            Another thing which has not really hit the headlines yet is the Ebola outbreak in Guinea and some of the surrounding countries. I speak with them on a daily basis. The problem is you cannot rely on the news sources in their fledgling democratic state.

            Guinea provides half the world’s bauxite as you will know. Ghastly recent political history leaves it the second poorest country on the planet despite immense mineral wealth. Another one to watch.

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      • 239
        Táxpáyér says:

        If I stood in your back garden would you start complaining if I wondered outside too.

        This is like complaining about my proximity while your feet are on my lawn.

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        • 257

          International waters are either international or not. The comparison is invalid.

          One thing international waters do not compare with is someone’s back garden which is privately owned or leased. In no way does the Black Sea compare, the more especially as under international law (de jure) no country on earth recognises Russia’s claim to that. Even if, or rather, when that situation changes, the Black Sea will still constitute international waters.

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    • 144
      Admiral rodney says:

      They can have the whole u, why not? And then take romamania and bulgamania as well please.

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      the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

      http://www.businessinsider.com/russia-black-sea-fleet-2014-3

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_frigate_Ladny

      may be this guy shadowing american ship

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    • 166
      Victoria Nuland-Kagan, neocon war criminal says:

      Nothing like pouring oil on the fire

      We want chaos and destruction in Russia’s backyard

      It’s all part of Full Spectrum Domination

      We are exceptional, chosen fascists

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      • 184
        Winston Smith says:

        Actually, a war between the EU and Russia would probably do the trick for finishing off the EU… the Ruskies can have the whole lot up to the channel (apart from Gibraltar).

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      • 193
        NWO Mercenaries says:

        Western military personal should cut out their nation flag patches from their uniforms and just sew dollar signs in their place.

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    • 217
      Blowing Whistles says:

      Ahh … agent provacateur / war mongerer CO bar whatever – your inflaming (War War War) rhetoric and weeks of it has been widely noted on here … oh and elsewhere –

      Don’t you try and curry favour with me on Rupes Sunday blog you duplicitous wanker.

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      • 231
        C O (Ξ7q1) says:

        Time to get real dude – perhaps the G’erman Vice Chancellor’s concern about R’ussian tanks rolling across Europe is more to your taste:

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      • 240
        Táxpáyér says:

        Fluoride.

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        • 245
          jgm2 says:

          Don’t mention the heavy metal, Fluoride. He did it once but he thinks he’s got away with it.

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        • 247
          Defoiliation Inspektor says:

          Does it really really work? Help me get this hat off. Careful its a bit hot!

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      • 244
        Geopolitical Worm Burping Times says:

        you could not blow the skin off a rice pudding you pathetic creep. look at all the facking bollocks we have had to put up with from you for far to long

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        • 292
          Blowing Whistles says:

          Ahh!!!!!!!!!!!! di dums. Why don’t you fuck off elsewhere then Rsole?

          And as for the pathetic flouride mob – grow up … oops you lot are a group of old men who know not how you have been deceived for all of your blinkered lives – you spend more time on here on attcaking me – AND FOR WHAT?

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    • 227
      Sir Roger de Senseless says:

      Imagine calling a ship the U.S.S. Donald Duck!

      Oh, hang on, I’ll put my reading glasses on.

      On second thoughts, they might as well. If they try to take on the Russkies east of the Dnieper (and I hope they’re not that daft) they will get what I think is called a kicking. That is probably why they won’t do it.

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  44. 130
    Mornington Crescent says:

    Won’t watch that crap.

    Instead, read Dr. Sarah’s robust defence of her actions before Evans’ self-inflicted downfall. Good stuff.

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  45. 142
    an angry taxpaying pleb says:

    If Farage wants to work for us he should learn to tie a knot in it or otherwise sling his hook.

    No better than the other pigs with their snouts in the trough.

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  46. 148
    Peh N a Pint for Farage says:

    I am off to Dundee for a peh n a pint! I am unsure if the peh is in the pint or its a peh with a pint. I have been practising both. Putting my peh in a pint and eating my peh with my pint. I will follow the natives. I hope it is a peh with a pint. But one can never be sure on how one carries out ones pretentions in these situations.

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    • 152
      Admiral rodney says:

      Shag a scotch bint while you’re at it you old tom cat.

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        jgm2 says:

        Yours for a bottle of Buckfast. Another English gift to Fucking Scotland. Available in your local supermarket in the ‘tonic wine’ aisle.

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        • 293

          I have tried to buy some Buckfast just to see what all the fuss was about. Could not find any.

          Is it for real or just a meme?

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          • jgm2 says:

            It’s real. It’s made by the monks of Buckfast Abbey in Devon and something like 80% of it is drunk in Fucking Scotland and 15% in Norn Irn.

            It’s a sweet ‘tonic’ wine.

            When we lived in Fucking Scotland we had an ethnic meal one evening so I bought a bottle of Buckfast (available from all corner stores) and a couple of deep fried Mars Bars.

            Do you know what? Better than it sounds.

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          • You seem to be like me. Try anything once just so you can say it’s shit.

            Then sometimes you find it is better than shit because you had set your expectations really low…

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          • Podiceps says:

            This beats deep fried Mars Bars by some way:

            http://www.wikihow.com/Make-Fried-Butter

            It was the winner at some US food fair a few years ago.

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          • Haha! It says: If you have health problems such as diabetes, gallbladder problems or heart disease, stay away from this treat!

            It ought to continue: If you don’t have health problems, eat just a few of these and then you surely will!

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      ? says:

      Why did you bother?

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    At least we can be thankful that is was a woman that he f***ed.

    Let’s have some normality for a change please, in our politicos.

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  48. 165
    Peh N a Pint for Farage says:

    Is there android app to views these vids?

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    • 230
      Podiceps says:

      If that’s a serious question, BS Player Free will play almost anything.
      If it’s a joke, har har.

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  49. 169
    GCHQ says:

    Yawn. Why don’t you focus on Harriet Harman, who’s still to apologise…

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    • 178
      City Jam says:

      No-one expects her ever to apologize for anything. Even if she did apologlise about something, she would be lying. Hardly something worth waiting for.

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    • 182
      C.O.Jones says:

      If no apology has been forthcoming till now then she obviously feels she has done no wrong and will thus still hold that point of view.

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      • 186
        Winston Smith says:

        Have you ever heard of a leftie who ever thought they were wrong?

        The best thing would be to smear her relentlessly, and if pulled up on it, then spout some shit about regret and lessons being learned etc…

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          C.O.Jones says:

          Normally this type of skeleton in the closet would end a political career.

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          • Dave's Pro-EU/Homosexualist Agenda says:

            These are not normal times

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          • custard pie says:

            it just demonstrates how irrelevant both she and Labour are really.
            If they were in power, and she were a minister, then it would be a shitstorm, but in the current anti-UKIP frenzy, the guns are too busy to be turned on ‘er.

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    • 457
      Sir Roger de Senseless says:

      She hasn’t got where she is today by admitting that she’s ever done anything wrong or made a mistake. After all, if the freeloading old bat could do anything useful she’d probably be doing it instead of sponging off the rest of us.

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  50. 173
    Ockham's Razor says:

    For any Tory MPs here, don’t read any further, you will not understand it…

    
    

    OK that’s got rid of them.

    
    

    Moses comes down from the mountain – see – and he says to the waiting crowd:

    There is good news and bad news.

    
    

    Someone asks: What is the good news?

    Moses says: There are only ten of them!

    The crowd leader then asks: Not bad. What is the bad news?

    Moses looks sad and says: Adultery is still one of them…

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  51. 175
    Fred Haircutz says:

    Oh! dear, somebody been raking the coals and found a little something on Farage, how far back did they have to go to find this speck of dirt, what next have they found he’s not homosexual and he’s upset all the male MPs in the HOC, not being one of them must spoil the average, jeez h.

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  52. 179
    Zero Hedge says:

    Late last night we asked if, as the Russian media had reported (and only the Russian media), CIA director John Brennan had secretly visited Kiev over the weekend: “Brennan landed in Ukraine on Saturday under an assumed name and held a “series of secret meetings” with the country’s “power bloc” Interfax reported, citing an unidentified official in the Ukrainian parliament. The person who said this to Interfax in a phone talk added that John Brennan came to Ukraine not under his real name. According to some yet unconfirmed information, the decision to suppress protesters in Slavyansk, a city in Ukraine’s east, with force was advised to Ukraine’s authorities by Brennan.”

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  53. 190
    Prison Planet says:

    Climate change experts affiliated with the United Nations said the only way to turn back the clock on global warming-type disasters is to force all the nations of the world to keep all production and energy activities to a “near zero” carbon emission level — and to mandate taxes and fees across the world.

    http://www.prisonplanet.com/u-n-climate-experts-call-for-near-zero-emissions-global-taxes.html

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      C O (Ξ7q1) says:

      So the UN would deny people the ability to cook food and keep warm.

      It is at this point people will tell the UN to fuck off.

      Or, developed nations should ask the t’hird world to lead by example.

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        Blowing Whistles says:

        Read up on a secret meeting held in londisrael this last week of them being really peed off about people questioning them – page 5 JC of 11th april. Get fucking to you excuse merchant.

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        • 361
          Watter Wanker says:

          Thats Komandant bw to you!

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        • 417
          C O (Ξ7q1) says:

          Worth noting a certain East Med country voting against the US on its UN Cr!mea resolution.

          The sanctions that have been imposed on P’alestine recently in apparent retaliation for their signing of the UN Human Rights convention (and other documents related to the status of statehood) seem to indicate that they have an interest in undermining the 29th Apr!l deadline for the latest round of US lead peace talks.

          Worth noting that the rhetoric about collective punishments being imposed is not complete hyperbole, and does mirror the economic strategy deployed by R’ussia in U’kraine recently quite closely.

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  54. 196
    Admiral rodney says:

    ‘Witch hunt against Moslems’…..assorted Moz mouthpieces. Yawn……….

    Well, when in Rome……

    Or fuck off.

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      jgm2 says:

      The religion of peace must be the last people in the world, apart from a few cider-addled fuckers from the West Country, who still believe in witches.

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  55. 204
    Advertising Standards says:

    I see the SNP is spending taxpayers’ money pretending to promote the Commonwealth Games and Ryder Cup, while really it is running a sneeky pro-Independence campaign.

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      How upsetting, not says:

      I’am English I want the snake oils salesman to win with a yes vote, money well spent.

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      • 222
        Asslick Almond says:

        In the event of a ‘Yes’ vote, all MPs representing Snotland to be summarily dismissed from the House of Commons.

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        • 236
          Democracy Now says:

          They should be dismissed now. It is a complete scandal that there is in MP in the House of Commons represetning a Scottish constituency who was elected by a mere 6,723 voters.

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      • 455
        Jim says:

        You really don’t get it, do you?

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    • 210
      C.O.Jones says:

      Good luck to them.

      Every council newsletter that is circulated to householders in the UK is a party political endorsement to whoever the incumbants are that rule that particular roost.

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    • 213
      C.O.Jones says:

      Good luck to them.

      Every council newsletter that is circulated to householders in the UK is a party political endorsement to whoever rule that particular roost.

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    • 218
      C.O.Jones says:

      Every council newsletter that is circulated to householders in the UK is a party political broadcast to whoever rules that particular roost.

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      • 256
        Eric Pickles says:

        I promised to get rid of ‘Town Hall Pravdas’. I didn’t. Yet there are people who are so stupid they think I am an effective minister. If I am effective God help us if there was ever an indolent, useless lump doing my job.

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    • 258
      Sean's Con says:

      They’re peaking way too early… he canny spend the whole summer playing Braveheart and the Proclaimers over and over again, and keep avoiding answering the real questions and presenting an actual 5-year plan for the first days of Scottish independence.

      He needs to be put up in front of something like Dragon’s Den to explain why Shetland and Aberdeen shouldn’t just break off and form their own country, rather like Calalonia wants to do from Spain. No-one in the money-making parts of Scotland wants to be outside the EU.

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      • 285
        rabbi c nesbitski says:

        perhaps my comprehension of this is all wrong but aren’t the snp saying an independent scotland would still be part of the eu? having talked to a few of that ilk they are all saying if they don’t win the referendum they are going to be voting ukip at the next election… which would suggest they don’t want scotland to be in the eu which begs the question is salmond playing canny before announcing some sort of scandinavian agreement or he is quite simply a complete tool.

        as much as i fucking loathe the eu an independent scotland in the eu and the rest of what remains of the uk in the eu merely weakens both scotland and uk remainder. are they having to tread on eggshells so that it doesn’t seem like a referendum on scotland being in the eu? forgive me as i type out loud but it is blatantly obvious is is difficult enough to provide governance for 60 million people let alone some monster sized eu trying to govern hundreds of millions of people. but a independent scotland with a mere 5 milion people would be very easy to govern and would reap from some sort of hook up with sweden, norway and denmark and iceland.

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    Bumbandits Я Us says:

    Any good new gay dogging spots in Westminster?

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  57. 216
    dingdon says:

    Tom Watsonis a fat boy ….. sorry fat lad

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    i recommend that anyone who cares about the british public / the people here – snap up every copy going of the latest issue of the J Fing chronicle – read the fucking thing and note what the general public have not been informed of by the msm over the past week.

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  59. 229
    Sir Roger de Senseless says:

    Is it true about Farage and his expenses? I would like to know.

    In any event I’ll be voting U.K.I.P. in the next election for the same reason I voted for them last time: it gets up the noses of the Tories, Labour, the LibDems, the B.B.C. and all the other treacherous tossers who’ve ruined this country over the last half century.

    I don’t put any hope in Farage, but God I’d like to see his party do well. I’d laugh my bollocks off.

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  60. 238
    Fruitcake, swivel eyed loon, closet racist and proud of it says:

    Guido, thought you’d get it.

    Unless Farage’s been caught shagging his neighbour’s cat with a tangerine in his gob, we don’t care.

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    • 251
      C O (Ξ7q1) says:

      It wouldn’t matter if the tangerine was in the cats mouth or Nigel’s in that example.

      Even if he did such a dastardly act very publicly with full Mail on Sunday photoshoot in the middle of a petting zoo with lots of school visits in attendance whilst wearing a policeman’s helmet and red high heels, it still falls way short of the depravity which the LibLabCon have been desensitizing the general public with over the past few years.

      Vote UKIP.

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        Blowing Whistles says:

        fuck in al quaida … you’re the like SC of old – we agree on something. Are you sure you’re not really SC in a different guise ‘cos he’s done somem re.search dyor like and twigged that a lot of what i’ve been sayin just might have a ring of truth to it?

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    • 445
      Mars Attacks! says:

      Well at least you know what makes Labour voters tick then – blind, stupid loyalty in the face of the opposite evidence.

      Knock yourself out.

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  61. 246
    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:

    HHHHEEEEEEEEELLLLLLPPPP !!!

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    • 267
      Digger Dogger Dagger says:

      Hey Guido, isn’t that your employer which is under-reporting the public’s support for UKIP?

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      • 320
        Blowing Whistles says:

        indeed they’re perhaps playing down the truth cos it makes the msm look as stupid and in thrall to the establishment as they have been shown to be; for the past few DECADES.

        fuck i love the internet – it really is a leveller.

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        • 436
          Lord and Lady Establishment-Stooge of Brussels says:

          It’s a typo.
          Rupee told his lackeys to put UKIP at 1.2%

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  62. 252
    Bloomers in rain-soaked Bongo Bongo Land says:

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    • 261
      Digger Dogger Dagger says:

      I see Murdoch is arraigning his minions against the anti-EU opinions of the British people.

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      • 325
        Blowing Whistles says:

        Digger is hoisted by his own petard placeman Coulson. It might not come out in the msm but by fuck Coulson was Rupes ‘placeman’ / ear to the ground.

        Rupe just can’t do it with morality and honesty – never could – he and his and his stringpullers always had to rely on entrapment and blackmail.

        Rupe and new s scorpion nation – Hoisted by their own published into the public domain petard – fucking sweet.

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    • 263
      jgm2 says:

      If you say so.

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    • 266
      is this all you've got?! says:

      I can’t see that getting anywhere near the same traction as the westminster scandal… after all, stealing from the EU taxpayer sounds very much like stealing from foreigners, which is OK. Farage then has the option to go on a crusade against a corrupt EU that is an expenses free-for-all, with none of it’s books ever being looked at… and do we really think the other MEP’s are going to be lesser sinners than UKIP ones?! People vote for UKIP MEPs because they hate the EU, bongo-bongo-land and everything it stands for… this attack will fail.

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    • 280
      How upsetting, not says:

      Not a problem trying to rip Farage a new one about his expenses, the crap will try and find more to try and nail him, as he’s our only hope for the next 2 years, then he can walk on water or rob a bank in full glare of the cameras, the only thing plod will get involved in is speeding offences, so a bank job is ok , as far as I’m concerned and until he fails the public, I will still vote for him, we need more people like our Nige, not the trash we now have as so called MPs and hangers on.

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      • 333
        Blowing Whistles says:

        i am and have been privy to the legal crap / ‘opinion’ given to a certain mote. The opinion is one of the most duplicitous pieces of crap i have ever read. Mote was set up to fail by his own fucking barrister.

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    • 337
      Enlightened says:

      I always wondered what a petard was. Now I know.

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    • 453
      (That's enough Eds, Ed!) says:

      That’s fucking thigh-slapping hilarious! Watch out, Rich! Here’s some REAL competition…………………….NOT!

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    Anonymous says:

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  64. 268
    Oscar Pistliarous says:

    I said “get art of me arse….get art of my arse”…mee lady….splutter, cry, splutter!

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    • 339
      Blowing Whistles says:

      in a loving relationship – the girlfriend just pops into the bathroom. She has no need to lock the door – unless of course …

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  65. 274
    Rebekah Brrokes says:

    Christ…if Coulson was Cameron’s closest confident…we’re truly fooked.

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  66. 283
    Why do they come? says:

    mu55ies!!!! Check the mess in the toilets in the Arndale Centre Manchester.

    Queue jumping, driving without, corruption. Everything they left ‘home’ for. Why start afresh in the promised land?

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    • 286
      Sad Dick Kunt says:

      Celebrate the rich, multicultural diversity !

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        still it could be worse says:

        “Police said the brothers, arrested in 2011, had dug up more than 100 corpses from the local graveyard and eaten them.”

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        • 323
          Podiceps says:

          Or even worse. I carelessly read that as “Police, said the brothers arrested in 2011, had dug up more than 100 corpses from the local graveyard and eaten them.”

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  67. 304
    Nigel says:

    Drink up, and stop putting my hand down your trousers again and again.

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  68. 305
    Newshite Watch says:

    Interesting that Chatham House has fronted a woman for their neocon agenda.

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    • 319
      Director of Chatham House says:

      We must impose serious sanctions on Russia

      Except, of course, for the Russian and Ukrainian oligarchs in London

      Who would finance us then.?

      And our political parties?,!

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  69. 308
    Tiberis spumans says:

    The thing about UKIP is that it is a democratic articulation of the public’s unhappiness. It gives people hope. Destroy that hope and all bets are off.

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  70. 312
    Nigel Evans says:

    I considered taking my life!

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    • 317
      Liar Watch says:

      Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha

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    • 323
      Another Nigel says:

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      • 336
        jgm2 says:

        Thing is, everybody knows UKIP take the piss out of their EU expenses as part of their stated policy of taking the fucking piss out of the EU.

        Compliant EU MEP’s response to being filmed signing in for their 300 Euro daily attendance on Friday morning while clutching a passport and wheeling their suitcase behind them was to b*a*n filming at the EU.

        They’re all at it. It’s just that UKIP are targeted for being ‘off-message’.

        Nobody cares. Except the EU ‘believers’. And even they only care out of sheer partisan opportunism.

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        • 368
          C O (Ξ7q1) says:

          I do not think that the UK electorate see EU expenses in quite the same way as UK Parliament expenses.

          Even though we pay for both, the EU expenses are shared across the member states and most people identify this as a good thing taking some cash back off the foreigners.

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        • 397
          NE Frontiersman says:

          ‘They’re all at it. It’s just that UKIP are targeted for being ‘off-message’

          That’s also why the only TV programme in years about local gov’t corruption was about an independent; the parties don’t crap on each others’ lawns where important things, such as huge amounts of plunder, are at stake.
          While I’m sure Rahman’s a rogue, his being an independent who has seen off Labour from what they thought was their own turf will have made vengeance the more urgent.

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      • 444
        Smearcat says:

        Make your mind up – is the £60k missing or not?

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    • 327
      jgm2 says:

      It’s not too late to reconsider.

      Like

    • 349
      LOL says:

      You know, you have so much to live for. Really. Your career is not in ruins, your reputation is not irredeemably wrecked. You are not a figure of fun. Oh no. Not at all.

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    • 375
      C O (Ξ7q1) says:

      That probably is a true statement.

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  71. 321
    The HoC Gay Mafia says:

    Sarah Wollaston…watch your back.

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    • 344
      Blowing Whistles says:

      To the Gay Mafia – watch the other gays who have been used and duped by you criminals come and get you criminal fuckers and that includes mandleson and tatchel who have hidden their criminality while dupe t ‘others for their own personal financial and political gain.

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  72. 328
    What a joke says:

    The self confessed virgin, Ann Widdecombe on NN, forgiving Evans’s drunken gay passes at members of staff at the”work place”!

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    • 332
      Who else was it that said something similar recently? says:

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      • 335
        Owen Jones says:

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        • 342
          jgm2 says:

          On this occasion the work experience kid does have a point.

          Suck it up Nigel(!)

          If the Hairy Cornflake has to sell his house to afford to defend himself against 30 and 40 year allegations on your show of hands then you’ll get fuck-all sympathy from me if you find yourself in a similar position.

          The obvious solution is to give the CPS an annual budget for prosecuting cases. If they win then fine, if they lose then they pay the loser’s court fees. That’ll focus their minds on prosecuting ‘winnable’ cases rather than politically motivated or establishment witch-hunts. PLUS it keeps a check on lawyers generating court cases just to suck the system dry.

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          • Blowing Whistles says:

            ‘winnable’ cases – what ever happend to the seeking out the truth JG?

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          • Pontius Saunders says:

            What is truth?

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          • You can see the problem here straight away. The mong who is running it (the present back of a bus stoved-in retard and probably a fucking rug munching lesbian too), being of the Brown school of management, even if not appointed by him, will blow the whole budget on political cases and then there won’t be any money left to go after the real c’unts like Abu Hamza.

            That is how the system works and it will never be cured until they are all taken outside and introduced, piggy-in-the-middle fashion to a wall and the front end of an MP5.

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          • C O (Ξ7q1) says:

            Agree with sentiment on Hamza – but did he actually break UK law ?

            (Am discounting his bail infractions.)

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          • jgm2 says:

            @BW

            What’s ‘truth’ got to do with it? We now know that Nigel wassisname is a drunken lech given to serially ‘mis-judging the situation’ but I’m not sure that was worth spending several hundred thousand quid to find out. Particularly when the jury decided that being a dr*u*nk and a lech wasn’t, after all, a criminal act.

            And, more to the point, I’m less than thrilled at living in a legal system where the state, with bottomless resources, can try (and thanks to the sainted Stephen Lawrence and the Labour Party) retry indefinitely anybody regardless of the likelihood of conviction. Particularly when it’s you (or me) that now has to foot our own le*g*al bill. Again. And again if necessary.

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          • jgm2 says:

            @SC

            Yes. That’s the problem with setting a budget limit on the CPS. Politically motivated witch-hunts with zero chance of conviction will take precedence.

            See the treatment of N*i*ck Gr*if*fin for further details.

            The CPS is now a de facto instrument of suppression just as the Magna Carta tried to forestall 800 years ago.

            The final protection we had – double jeopardy – being thrown out the window so that the establishment could have another go at con*v*icting somebody for the murder of the single most important person born on these islands in the last 800 years.

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          • order-order.com creche says:

            @jgm2

            A fair summary, possibly even undercooking the situation as Magna Carta only protected barons’ rights but then the principle spread to protect the entire population over the centuries.

            Brown was a horrible piece of shit, as you pointed out so well at the time, but it was Blair who brought all this evil about and no words are strong enough to condemn him. To think they hung William Joyce (Lord Haw Haw) as a traitor. He was a comparative saint compared with Blair, the most venal man in all British history, bar none.

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  73. 330
    From another planet says:

    Wot, does this mean he’s,…..cough, splutter……….hetrosexual ! What is the world coming to?

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  74. 338
    Michael Morpurgo says:

    I am a self confessed pseud!

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  75. 347
    Ed Dafty, LimpDim MP, Climate Change Chieftain says:

    https://twitter.com/nonjob1/status/455822913577680896

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  76. 351
    Nigel Mirage says:

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    • 354
      The Government never says:

      The EU faces investigation into missing taxpayers’ billions.

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      • 432
        Socialism is theft says:

        The establishment will try every deceitful trick in the book to get at UKIP with help from their lickspittle media lackeys such as the FT, Guardian and the BBC. UKIP are their only enemy.

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    • 357
      How upseting , not says:

      Ah! Murdoch, still getting over his divorce and has picked sides, this time your wrong, go for it, Farage will still do well, it’s worth seeing you get your walking stick kicked away from you.

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    • 362
      Kinnock says:

      This would be money which, if it hadn’t gone to Farage, who subsidizes a campaign to end a bill to the UK taxpayer of some 58 million quid a day, would have been spent on the mafia.

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    • 363
      C O (Ξ7q1) says:

      J’asna B’adzak is a convicted fraudster.

      Moreover, she seems to be close with L’ee J’asper.

      She is also the same idiot that brought Pol Scrapbook into near disrepute with her sort of failed tell all book on UKIP.

      J’asna is a lying piece of B’osnian-S’erb shit that should never have been allowed in the EU in the first place. T’imes has let itself down badly.

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      • 376
        CIA agent wannabe watch says:

        Only you could link Lee Jasper with a Bsonian-Serb and UKIP.

        Well done agent Orange.

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        • 416
          C O (Ξ7q1) says:

          It would be good to know exactly where J’asna stands on D’odik and what her / her families involvement was in S’rebrenica.

          In all probability she has the blood of genocide on her hands.

          With the current ongoing in that part of the world, she is also very likely being directed by a foreign agency.

          This is good because it helps discredit the notion that UKIP are in the bucket of M’oscow funded parties which litter the European political landscape.

          T’imes is saying she is not the source, but that is an incredible claim unless of course the T’imes is willing to name it’s source ;-)

          Especially as J’asna is still trying to promote her ‘book’.

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  77. 371
    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:

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    • 372
      A student in debt to his eye balls says:

      I can feel another WI’m sorry” youtube video coming!

      How many chances does this muppet get?

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    • 399
      Podiceps says:

      In retrospect parts of it seem true:
      ‘Everybody in Rochdale knew him’ (or at least he knew them, carnally),
      ‘always showing great passion and determination’ (in getting his end away),
      ‘there will never be an MP quite like Cyril Smith again’ (thank God).

      More practically, I have been wondering how, if you are a man weighing 29 stone, you can engage in any kind of sexual act in any position.

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      • 400
        Anonymous says:

        apparently he was into discipline aka spanking.

        in other news it would appear that the true ugliness of the american government is about to show its face. reports are indicating there is a build up of alphabets around the bundy cattle ranch as they are going to have another go at stealing the land. shit tonnes of militias already in situ to defend against the blm thieves, with rumours of them preparing to make preemptive strikes before the feds get a chance to get their shit together. last time round the pigs switched off the local cell phone network to stop the live feeds that were being streamed online. will be interesting to see if the militias have figured a way to get around that. if anything there will be a whole bunch of camcorder action going on. very difficult to see the alphabets doing another ruby ridge or waco.

        the gist of this is thus. there used to be 5 parties who grazed their cattle on the land and there were occasional disputes so all parties agreed to pay the blm a fee to mediate. however over the years the parties reduced till only bundy was left and since he was they were the only people using the land they did not need the blm to mediate so they stopped paying the fee’s. blm got all shitty seeing an opportunity to thieve the land and sell it. and here we all are.

        will something be stirred to try and remove the right to bear arms? we shall see.

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        • 408
          jgm2 says:

          You seem to think the CIA can only track people who use capital letters.

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        • 419
          C O (Ξ7q1) says:

          You’ve missed out the bit involving attempts to protect a desert tortoise, the enforcement of which has left B’undy as one of the last ranchers.

          People eat beef not T’ortoises.

          The situation smells of a federal tax dispute and conservation b/s.

          One the eco-loons are shot, he perhaps should pay the grazing rights as everyone else does, and move on. But N’evada is a bit different…

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  78. 373
    order-order.com creche says:

    Could Blowing Whistles’ mother please come along to the duty desk as soon as possible and collect him. If you have some fresh underwear for him, then please bring that too.

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  79. 388
    Vote Tory = Labour Win says:

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  80. 393
    Slimy little runt says:

    David Steel…..never trusted him

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  81. 402
    albacore says:

    Cleanliness, they say, is next to godliness
    Which maybe explains why the unholy mess
    That stinks out Parliament from loft to cellar
    And its mates try to link that Farage fella
    Into its own habits and morality
    So, wash your hands, kids, when you’ve seen your M P

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  82. 406
    Hang all Tories says:

    And???? Farage shags hot young woman shocker. He isn’t shagging little boys like LibDem peados while Labours PIE members watch and wank. Or stuck up other mens arses like Nigel Evans and the Gay Tory Arse Bandits!

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  83. 409
    Fruitcake, swivel eyed loon, closet racist and proud of it says:

    We knew it was coming and right on time it has. So predictable. The Establishment & their mates in the MSM have lost the argument so resort to chucking shit about in the desperate hope some of it sticks.

    ‘The mistress story didn’t work boys, let’s try expenses fiddling’.

    We don’t care.

    Vote UKIP.

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  84. 410
    Bumservative Party says:

    A nice change to have a heterosexual politician.

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  85. 411
    Carol Kirkwood's Warm Front says:

    Hello Boys!

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  86. 412
    Vladamir from Moscow says:

    I always thought there was something a bit iffy about that Farage character and now the truth is coming out.

    Trouble with women,formerly worked in the “City”, someone gives him a whole office absolutely rent free whilst expense claims are passed by The EU and paid.

    A common or garden every day politician who achieves nothing for the people he claims to represent.

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    • 421
      SIZE 14 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

      Even if Farage was found to fuck underage pigs, nicked the entire expenses budget of UKIP,and murdered small children ,it would not alter the fact that most of us are desperate to get out of the stinking mess that is the EUSSR.

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      • 427
        non taxable pikey says:

        Add to that a desperate need by us ordinary plebs to stick it to the thieves and sodomites that have taken over “the mother of parliaments.”

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    • 422
      How upseting , not says:

      It’s just the LibLabCon dirty tricks brigade in action, seems they’re getting scared sh1tless that Farage will have most of the British places in the EU trough, that can’t be allowed to happen, think of the creeps in the LibLabCons that will lose all that champagne money and all those pensions, can’t have an an upstart one of the people get anywhere, so bins and toilets and cupboards have to be trawled for the speck of dirt that can be published, shame really as it was published a few years agp, the LibLabCons must be gutted that they are repeating themselves.

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  87. 413
    screwtape013 says:

    Anyone else remember those times when Guido was still agin the London “Progressive” Establishment?

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  88. 415
    Rupert Murdoch says:

    Kinell, you can’t get the staff, another failur like this forks and u will get a kick up the gazoo.

    Three kicks an yer “out” cobber.

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  89. 429
    And that is not all says:

    Fiddling Farage in deep water?

    UKIP leader ‘facing expenses complaint’ over office costs http://bbc.in/1krJfs9

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  90. 430
    JadedJean14 says:

    This is how dirty tricks are played against those that do not fully conform to the idea of the destruction of the nation state. It’s is quite ironic that UKIP are now being labelled as ‘extreme right’, by those elements of the MSM and the LibLabCon establishment, who also represent the extreme right as libertarians. i.e anti-statists (and in that group I include the BBC). Ironically, Farage is a self confessed libertarian (albeit a very confused one). The extreme right rolls back the state, i.e government. It is the left-wing which promotes statism, i.e. public ownership by the people, for the people. Increases in immigration and anti-racism are divisive tools of the far-right, i.e the free-marketeers, because it’s guaranteed to demolish a sense of national identity and cohesion, both of which are required for public ownership to work.

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  91. 431
    Maria Miller says:

    When Nigel Farage admitted: ‘We trousered EU expenses to fund UKIP’ http://read.ps/Q8K0Lz

    Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha

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    • 440
      Socialism is theft says:

      The mutton-heads will not grow hungry through lack of food from the establishment kitchens.

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  92. 446
    Smearcat says:

    Today, ConLibLab announce they are taking time off from rent boys to smear UKIP.

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  93. 449
    Anonymous says:

    “Farage Confronted With Mistress Allegations”
    But fears he may still have to go some, to ever have a hope of matching the records of others in the political elite?

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  94. 450
    Nemesis. says:

    Mistress? Well at least he’s a normal red-blooded male and goes for the right sex unlike many of the Tory boy benders.

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  95. 454
    Peter Ellis says:

    At least he likes women. If it had been boys, no-one would have noticed !

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