April 14th, 2014

Rich’s Monday Morning View


  1. 1
    Ed Miliband says:

    I am a knob head

  2. 2
    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    A vast improvement.

  3. 3
    Ellie-Mae (9) says:

    That just says it all Ed

  4. 4
    Anonymous says:

    Trouble is, to our detriment, he has!

  5. 5
    If the cap fits says:

    I thought he was wearing a Yamulca, it was just Ed’s white tuft of hair.

  6. 6
    Nemesis. says:

    It’s a great shame that in a country which is crying out for a decent opposition to the government we are saddled with this clown. It matters not whether you agree with the opposition’s policies but it’s highly important that we have an effective one. Quite rightly Ukip are on the rise because there appears to be no other hope.

  7. 7
    Old Nick Heavenly (alive and kikin) says:

    It’s those paidTrolls who do not have a prayer as the glorious No Brain forces sweep into wherever and drive them out;

    Did you see them running from the occupied buildings, throwing their weapons on the floor as the might ofwherevertakes back their democraticaly voted for possesions.

    The whole world is laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  8. 8
    Old Nick Heavenly (alive and kikin) says:

    am I being censored?

  9. 9
    Old Nick Heavenly (alive and kikin) says:

    did you see the rebels run
    and throw the gun
    just for fun
    stick it up your bum

  10. 10
    Anonymous says:

    Off topic, did you see the report about the hedge fund manager who dodged his fare for six years and then just wrote a cheque for £43K to protect his identity? There must have been some very suspicious glances at Stonegate on the early train……surely there’s a mole out there who knows?

  11. 11
    Old Nick Heavenly (alive and kikin) says:

    Ed will make a fine PM, a natural progression of what you are used to;

    You’ll swallow it all;

    Vote Lib Dem for change that you can believe in.

  12. 12
    Old Nick Heavenly (alive and kikin) says:

    nothing to do with you

    hope that you ca

  13. 13
    Old Nick Heavenly (alive and kikin) says:

    can prove that you love your kids!

  14. 14
    UKIP or bust says:

    Fuck me, the BBC must be getting desperate. On R4 this morning they were trying to convince listeners that bring hookah was just a cultural thing and nothing to do with ethnicity. Were they being mendacious or simply just stupid, as is fucking usual?

  15. 15
    Maria Miller says:

    What a gay day !

  16. 16
    Grant"The Cheeky Chappie" Shapps says:

    Lucky for Pistorius if he drops the soap he doesn’t need to bend over to pick it up.

  17. 17
  18. 18
    Incapable Vince, deputy Chief Cockroach says:


  19. 19
    M­a­­­­q­bo­­ul says:

    It’s the Milliband Streak, although I thought it was yellow.

  20. 20
    Oooooh Ducky says:

    So, what stupid stuff will wee William be saying this week on Ukraine, in his authoritative but massively camp voice.

  21. 21
    Centre Parting says:

    surely crotch?

  22. 22
  23. 23
    M­a­­­­q­bo­­ul says:

    Milliband may not be for real, but he assures us that he is kosher.

  24. 24
    M­a­­­­q­bo­­ul says:

    Unfortunately not.

  25. 25
    Old Nick Heavenly (alive and kikin) says:

    honourable men, every last single one of them.

    Doesn’t it make you proud to be…. well its not… what country is it that you live in?

    Ah Multi bum fluck land.

    God bless the little kiddies

  26. 26
    Anonymous says:

  27. 27
    Mornington Crescent says:

    Good morning, window-lickers! Welcome to another week of fr@ud, nepotism, bugg3ry and p@3d0philia!

  28. 28
    Old Nick Heavenly (alive and kikin) says:

    an soon to be a kosher poodle for Spongebarry hotpants , or… or… to funny for words…Jeb Bush.

  29. 29
    Lord Patten of Barnes says:

    Fantastic news! It’s with great delight I’d like to announce a broadcasting coup.

    The B.B.C. has won the rights to show all the highlights from World War 3

  30. 30
    Ah! JUMP!!! says:

    Ed Davey: World’s Climate Is ‘On A Precipice’

  31. 31
  32. 32
    Old Nick Heavenly (alive and kikin) says:

    Hope that you have your Tube Lube ready Mornington Crescent.

  33. 33
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Losses of £1.3bn at Co-Op Bank. Resignation of CEO of Co-Op Group Euan Sutherland, resignation of Lord Myners, more losses at Co-Op Group, reports about dysfunctional organisational structure.

    Has Ed M any views on how to reform The Co-OP?

  34. 34
    All things to All Men. Ed says:

    Is it an atheist?
    Is it a J3w?
    Is it one nation?

    No. It’s Ed Miliband the shapeshifter.

  35. 35
    Anonymous says:

  36. 36
    Old Nick Heavenly (alive and kikin) says:

    the rebels are running away!

    Please try to stay on message

  37. 37
    Dizzy says:

  38. 38
    A surprise arranged for the Press? says:

  39. 39
    Larry the cat says:

    If he had a tin of shoe polish he could have blackened her up, and got away with it.
    That’s in bad taste- Why would he have a tin of shoe polish?

  40. 40
    Anonymous says:

  41. 41
    PDubya says:

    Ed Davey: World’s Climate Is ‘On A Precipice’

    World’s Climate change scam Is ‘On A Precipice’ would be a more accurate statement


  42. 42
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Labour Councillor with ‘interesting’ financial qualifications steps down.


  43. 43
    Where are Tony Blair's Expenses says:

    Just to remind everyone where the LibDem moral compass is

    1. Jeremy Thorpe – Pillow biting
    2. Cyril Smith – Little Boys
    3. Paddy Pants Down
    4. Charles Kennedy – drunk
    5. Mark Oaten – Don’t go there
    6. Lembit Opik – Little Girls
    7. Chris Huhne – Congenital liar and sexual pervert
    8. David Laws – Liar and thief
    9. Lord Reynard – Sexual pervert
    10. Mike Hancock – Sexual pervert
    11. Nick Clegg – Congenital liar, he claimed he hadn’t been told about Hancock,Smith and Reynard
    12. Jo Swinson : The new definition for hypocrisy for all her support for the LibDem women during the Reynard affair
    13. Simon Hughes lied about his sexuality in his initial election campaign to defeat Tatchell
    14. Kingston Councillor Derek Osbourne jailed for 2 year for Child Porn offences
    15. Vince Cable – The new definition for political loyalty

  44. 44
    bergen says:

    I remember reading allegations about Cyril Smith in Private Eye over 30 years ago so it wasn’t that secret.

  45. 45
    Old Nick Heavenly (alive and kikin) says:


    Be honest, you all missed me.

    I get e mails every day begging me to go back to The Telly tubby gran, The Indiflatulent and the Graun; Even the Slag misses me desperately

  46. 46
    When did we vote for this? says:

    “Nick Clegg to promise up to three new garden cities with 15,000 homes each
    Deputy prime minister says government will invite bids from councils for new housing schemes”

  47. 47

    Who are the LibDems ??

  48. 48
    Ed miliband says:

    Glad to meet you..now there is just a small matter about the rent.You’re 70 years behind.

  49. 49
    Old Nick Heavenly (alive and kikin) says:

    indeedy do dah

    stuck right up a kiddies back passage;

  50. 50
    Come off it says:

    ‘Surprise meeting’ my fucking arse

  51. 51
    Dumb politics says:

    ….built on flood plains

  52. 52
    Jeez says:

    Had to be a ‘surprise’ meeting in case the bloke wasn’t interested.

  53. 53
    Line the LibLabCon up against the wall says:

    We Didn’t vote for this.

    After thinking they have convinced the nation that their uncontrolled immigration is a good thing. They now have to build all the extra cities, hospitals, schools, powerstations, reservoirs, sewerage farms and roads to accommodate them all.


  54. 54
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Wee Willy always has Amanda Platell to sing his praises; just like the rupe Mench has sung for Nigel Evans. You don’t get it ladies – they’ve duped you both … but hey ho one day ladies you’ll wake up and realise that they get up to all manner of other things when not in your company while pretending to be good boys in front of the ladies.

  55. 55
    The British media are cunts says:

    The joke is he will still be PM in 2015, the Tories don’t have a clue and we will once again be dominated by the Scottish in the Labour party.

  56. 56
    Ziggy says:

    ER!! Is Ed doing for the labour party what Jonah did for shipping in the BEANO? By the looks of the cartoon there seems to be a family resemblance?

  57. 57
    Another "surprise" visit. I bet Ed's Aunt was surprised by all the cameras says:

  58. 58
    Keep market towns special says:

    My small Market town is under constant threat of large development,way above the local need.
    After watching Panorama I can guess who the houses are for.
    Poor people and immigrants priced out of London by wealthy socialist metrosexuals who say they love diversity but obviously don’t.
    There is not a lot we can do about world events or even national one’s.
    Local on the other hand means plebs like us can get involved and fight this sort of thing all the way.
    We saw off Caroline Flint and her ECO town rubbish and will continue to protect our homes.

  59. 59
    The Growler says:

    Nem, it looks as if might be right there, Nige and chums seem to be taking support from all parties, folks that had voted dogmatically for the liberlabercons for years, a very disparate crew, and that is their weakness, the electorate are absolutely fedup with a continuous stream of porkie pies eminating from who ever is in number 10. The ones in possession of number 10 have just ended up rewarding those that have financially supported them (are they one of us) and sod the rest of the country.

  60. 60
    Just Thinking says:

    If it’s a surprise. How come BBC Nick Robinson got there before Ed and Justine?

  61. 61
    Ziggy says:

    Also I hope the labour party will do the decent thing and pay back their loans to the COOP bank so that the institution can get back on its feet!!!!

  62. 62
    Airman says:

    The first one will be called Milton Friedman

  63. 63
    Being Governed is Consensual says:

    Good on yer mate.

    We can only be governed in the way that the LibLabCon elite want to govern us, if we submit to them.

  64. 64
    Dumb politics says:

    Wonder if she’ll try to wipe the birdshit from his hair

  65. 65
    The Growler says:

    If you live in London (which I don’t, thank goodness) it has everything to do with you simply because you would have been indrectly paying for him to travel for nothing.

  66. 66
    Talking bollock says:

    So who is going to buy these houses? Who has created this ‘housing shortage’?
    New housing is bought by property inverters who wish to ‘extend’ their portfolio’.
    The idea of people having a stable secure home went down the drain with Thatcher, home’s became ‘investment’ potential. So more Garden cities will simply create massive Buy to let potential.
    The cost of housing has risen out of the reach of many people, there are no HOMES today, only INVESTMENT potential

  67. 67
    Jeremy Browne says:

    Search me. I find them pointless.

  68. 68
    Where's David? says:

  69. 69
    Labour keep it in the family says:

    His wife Kathryn Smith,also a Labour councillor,served on the Co-op Board for many years as well as on the Co-op Bank Board alongside the Crystal Rev.

  70. 70
    Miranda says:

    Hi there you guys, I look at those televisions pictures and see all those MPs pretending to be up right citizens and at heart they are just sleaze merchants, they will do anything for money. Ah money, that is my favourite passion, I am remarkably rich you know, rich, rich, rich people just thrown money at me, it’s so embarrassing, but I love it.

  71. 71
    DAVE EAT'N HEAD says:

    “I haven’t got a prayer” Or a clue

  72. 72
    Miranda says:

    Willy is just my sort of man, big strong and butch and quite rich but not as rich as me.

  73. 73
    Tom Catesby says:

    Disraeli. was born a j^w but converted to Cof E before he became PM.

  74. 74
    We all knew nothin'. Honest. says:

    Just like the BBC and their grotesque Jimmy Savile Christmas special back in 2011, these tossers unveiling the plaque are just taking the p1ss.

    How they must all have a laugh at the stupid plebs behind closed doors.

  75. 75
    Mr and Mr Dave says:

    Surely the remnants of the SDP (Sucksual Davience Potty)?

  76. 76
    Nasty old Liberal. says:

    Handy for blow jobs.

  77. 77
    Britain has a history before Windrush says:

    But still ethnically Due-ish. Like Ed.

  78. 78
    Old Rochdalian says:

    Smith’s activities were well known in the 1970’s

  79. 79
    The Growler says:

    MC, good morning to you, after the happenings over the past month I guess something will pop up somewhere, but where will the next boil arise, Dave, Teddy and Cleggie must be hoping that nothing else arises over easter, maybe something perhaps erupting in the UKip sector. In one month the EUROS so something very likely to stir.

  80. 80
    Ed says:

    I was born atheist but have decided to become Jew-ish.

  81. 81
    You are earmarked for enrichment says:

    “Nick Clegg to promise up to three new garden cities with 15,000 homes each
    Deputy prime minister says government will invite bids from councils for new housing schemes”

    That should house around a months worth of immigrants/enfocred cultural enrichement.

    Then what?

    But then again Nick wont have any MEPs soon and only a handful of MPs in 2015 so it wont be his problem will it?

  82. 82
    God says:

    Do atheists have a right of return?

  83. 83
    cured lefty says:

    Imagine sending this balloon to negotiate with putin

  84. 84
    Malthus Teaser says:

    The climate’s fine, it’s the extra 1,000,000,000 Chinese, the extra 1,000,000,000 Indians, the extra 100,000,000 Americans that need cutting.

  85. 85
    You are earmarked for enrichment says:

    A country that elects Wallace & Grommet does not deserve to exist.

  86. 86
    Brassed Off Joe Public says:

    Ed “I don’t have a Clue” Milliedrip solution is to treble ZanuLieLabors Overdraft
    @ -1.5% interest & this sum does not need to be paid back for infinitum then
    Red Ed would have a very helpful positive view that everything is OK & the fully
    Coked Up Bank is a very well run financial incompetent entity the same
    as ZanuLieLabor with Ed ‘Ollocks doing the sums & steering them @ full speed
    on to the rocks which is its destiny & well deserved.
    Plus Red Ed will insists the former Chairman Rev’d Deflowered must get a Peerage
    with out delay,bringing his expertise & experience especially with Columbian Flu
    & the joys of Rent Boys to enrich the upper House……

  87. 87
    ring the bell and run away says:

    You mean Ed was playing hide n seek with him to bring back the memories of the good old days.

  88. 88
    Section 127 of the Communications Act says:

    That statement is grossly offensive: Grommit is far too intelligent to be compared to Ed Balls.

  89. 89
    The Growler says:

    Built on former chemical works sites and other normally not built on land, ok until the the ground absorbed chemicals start to rise up.

  90. 90
    Old Rochdalian says:

    RAP(Rochdale Alternative Press) exposed(no pun) Smith in an issue of their magazine way back in the 70’s, which is possibly why Private Eye picked up on it. In a highly detailed article entitled, ‘Smith the Man’, the reason was because, Smith was standing as an independent candidate in Rochdale at that time on the platform of his public record.
    Smith threatened the editors, who I knew at the time, with legal action. The magazine’s evidence was sent to Smith’s solicitors and Smith was advised to withdraw his action and settle the magazines costs.

  91. 91
    The Growler says:

    ” 100,000,000 Americans that need cutting.” a bit way out there more like 350 million but they have the land this country doesn’t

  92. 92
    Tom Catesby says:

    With hindsight that guy did us all a f^cking big favour!

  93. 93
    Tom Catesby says:

    Not if Salmon and the jocks do us a favour come September.

  94. 94
    Tom Catesby says:

    She looks in good condition for eighty four.

  95. 95
    Norma Stitz says:

    As the Germans headed into Belgium, Ed’s father and his uncle fled, leaving the women behind, telling them that they would ‘follow’ on. The result? Ed senior had a comfortable war in London while the women suffered years of occupation. Not the most gallant behaviour, and we know where Ed got his moral compass from.

  96. 96
    REWQ says:

    J3w is a race unlike Moslem which is a religion.

  97. 97
    Sick of the greed and lies(still) says:

    I think his trip will be funded by all of the UK’s Tax payers regardless of where we live?

  98. 98
    Sick of the greed and lies(still) says:

    Sorry. Didn’t see it was an OT comment.

  99. 99
    Ma Miliband's rebbe says:

    oy vey! surely the boy remembers the Kol Nidre? send him along to to me, and I will have a look at him…

  100. 100
    Blowing Whistles says:

    i’m sure i put a comment inhere earlier which just dis…

  101. 101
    Gawd Help Us says:

    Not so sure they even bother closing the doors now, they just laugh in our faces with their unaccountability.

  102. 102
    Dandy Lion says:

    Yes, courtesy of UKIP.

  103. 103
    Henry Crun says:

    Oy vey

  104. 104
    Yahweh says:

    Disraeli converted to C of E, Ed became atheist, so he still wouldn’t be the first Jooish PM even on a technicality.

  105. 105
    Ian Hislop says:

    Once again, Geedo steals our scoops.

  106. 106
    All Media says:

    Don’t worry. We’ve got a hotline from the Liblabcon researchers all trawling through the internet looking for embarrassing quotes from minor UKIP councillors.

  107. 107
    Adam and Eve, Eco Warriors says:

    Yes, but the yanks are all driving big cars and keeping the aircon on all day.
    Need to get rid of the silly new chav-cash cities in middle-east deserts too

  108. 108
    Inconvenient Truth says:

    I know where to house all these new ‘budding Brits’….try Poland or Spain. Oh, wait, they’re crap and no-one wants to live there because their Economies Suck. We’re filling the Country with people who are after, and only here, for one reason….MONEY. It must be a Conservative’s wet dream.

    Remember folks, “We NEED imports, and people only buy British Stuff because they’re ‘doing us a favor!'” Don’t forget your new place in this ‘Globalized World’ peasants!

  109. 109
    Grampa Millitwat says:

    I fought though. But it was for the Reds against my own countrymen.

  110. 110
    God's holy trousers says:

    15. Jenny Tonge – Who claimed members of the Israeli Defence Force had been harvesting body parts in the aftermath of the Haiti earthquake.

  111. 111
    Romany Benefit Claimant says:

    She he not be honest with us and describe himself as the first ‘wannabe’ atheist Prime Minister?

  112. 112
    Human says:

    What a disgusting parasite. If all these people really meant anything to him, wouldn’t he want to visit them in private?

    Particularly the man who had saved his family. Repaid by being used by the millionairebands for their own purposes once again

  113. 113
    Ruth Smeeth PPC says:

    ‘You haven’t got a prayer’?

    We PPCs aren’t even giving you that fuck face.

  114. 114
    2 foot rat frightens the residents says:

    New Lodz ?

  115. 115
    Nick Clegg says:

    Now you’re thinking what we’re thinking. One advantage of the EU state is that we *shall* be able to rehouse council-house-dwellers and non-millionaires in Poland and Rumania and make Britain a place fit for oligarchs to live in. It might be more efficient if we built work-camps for them over there too. Work will set you free!

  116. 116
    Buckfast Betty says:

    Och aye the noo!

  117. 117
    Ed Millionaireband says:

    I’m only 46 years old and it’s a long 4 hour flight to Israel, so I’ve never had the opportunity to visit these terribly important people [insert names] before.

  118. 118
    Spartacus says:

    I can see your house from here.

  119. 119
    Bandwagons R' Us says:

    These are some of the election lies and fake promises we intend to put out before May 2015.

    1. Labour pledge to build a million new homes by 2020 – 200,000 a year, focusing on social housing. This will support the construction industry and provide much needed homes for thousands in need of quality housing.
    2. Labour pledge to create a state-owned rail company that would compete and win back rail franchises.
    3. Labour vows to cut business rates for small firms. The current Tory-led Government intends raising them, all the while cutting Corporation Tax for large companies.
    4. Labour vows to introduce an increased bankers’ bonus tax if they win in 2015.
    5. Labour promises free childcare worth £5,000 a year for working parents who have children aged 3 & 4.
    6. Labour are committed to sacking ATOS, Serco and G4S if they win the election. We know that ATOS recently sacked themselves – showing Labour are right to take this stance.
    7. Ed Miliband promises to repeal the Bedroom Tax, alleviating the misery being suffered by so many under this unfair and divisive levy.
    8. Ed Balls pledges to reverse the Pension Tax relief that the Tories gifted to millionaires.
    9. Labour promises to reverse the Tory tax cut for hedge funds.
    10. Labour will create 200,000 apprenticeships – with real prospects and fair pay.
    11. Ed Miliband vows to increase the fine levied on firms not paying the Minimum Wage by 1000% to £50,000.
    12. Labour will introduce a new Disability Hate Crime Prevention Law.
    13. Labour will freeze gas and electricity bills for every home and business in the UK for at least 20 months; the big energy firms will be split up and governed by a new tougher regulator to end overcharging.
    14. The voting age will be lowered to 16, enabling our young people to engage with government and understand the importance of their role in society.
    15. The NHS to be re-nationalised – no more bargain basement sell offs of OUR services to the likes of Virgin, Circle and Serco!
    16. Ed Miliband has also said that any private company that does not meet the needs of the public will be brought under state control.
    17. Labour will scrap enforced zero hour contracts, offering increased job security and stopping the exploitation of workers.
    18. Labour pledge to introduce a living wage – enhancing and going beyond the Labour minimum wage initiative.
    19. Labour pledge to reverse the £107,000 tax break that the Tories have given to the millionaires.
    20. Labour will reintroduce the 50p top rate of tax. The current government have not ruled out slashing it from 45p to 40p, handing millionaires a further tax cut.
    21. Labour will repeal clause 119, the ‘hospital closure clause’ backed by the Tories and Liberal Democrats including Tom Brake MP – making a mockery of his claims to be fighting to save St Helier!
    22. Labour will introduce a law making private companies subject to the Freedom of Information Act.
    23. Labour will introduce a ‘mansion tax’ on properties worth more than £2 million.
    24. Labour will ensure the value of the minimum wage is restored, reversing the Tory cut of 5%.
    25. Labour will halt Michael Gove’s Free School expansion programme.
    26. Labour will abolish the Tory ban on Local Education Authorities opening State Schools once more.
    27. Labour will scrap George Osborne’s “Shares for Rights” scheme that has opened up a tax loophole of £1 billion.
    28. Labour will launch a full public inquiry into blacklisting in the construction industry.
    29. Labour will ensure water companies place the poorest households on a social tariff that makes it easier for them to pay their water bills.
    30. Labour will double the tax duty on Payday Lenders and will use the additional £13,000,000 raised to help foster more credit unions.
    31. Labour will impose a cap on the cost of credit, setting a limit to the interest Payday Lenders can charge borrowers.
    32. Labour will regulate food labelling to simplify pricing so that supermarkets cannot con customers.
    33. Labour plan to introduce a bill that would ban recruitment consultancy firms from only hiring abroad & ban firms from paying temporary workers less than permanent staff.
    34. Labour would set up a Financial Crime Unit, with increased staffing, in the Serious Fraud Office to enable the SFO to pursue bankers who break the law.
    35. Labour will break up the banks, separating retail banking from investment banking.
    36. Labour will scrap Police Commissioners.
    37. Labour will introduce a Forces & Veterans Bill of Rights to build upon the Military Covenant.
    38. Labour will cut university tuition fees by at least 33%.
    39. Labour will introduce measures to prevent corporate tax-avoidance.
    40. Labour will increase the Bank Levy by £800m a year.
    41. Labour will scrap the profit tax cut (Corporation Tax) that George Osborne has already announced for 2015.
    42. Labour will scrap Cameron’s “Gagging” Act.
    43. Labour will ensure all MPs will be banned from receiving any income from corporations after 2015.

    You’ve heard it here We intend telling the public exactly what the public wants to here. It’s nearly all bulshit of course, but our voters and swaying voters are thick enough to swallow it all.

  120. 120
    Cynic2 says:

    “I am totally secular until just before an election when – oi yeh – I discover my roots”

  121. 121
    Maggie T says:

    No, ‘crutch’ is correct – it’s the only support they get these days

  122. 122
    Rufus Stone says:

    I think it is a travesty that a big powerful block forces its dictat on another smaller nation. Indeed, it is disgusting, & should never have been allowed to happen.

    Just as Russia should pull back, in the same way the EUSSR should not be allowed to continue dictating to the UK.

    What’s the difference, other than armed force by one of the parties?

  123. 123
    Mind control is us. says:

    Actually his mrs lived in belgium throughout the war and wasn’t that persecuted at all. Certainly her war time was a lot better than those civilians burnt to a cinder by b.omber H.arris

  124. 124
    Mind control is us. says:

    It s all to shore up the financial contributions from the wealthiest and most powerfully cohesive national minority in the UK.

  125. 125
    Mind control is us. says:

    Well Dave is off to a,shw.itz this summer to visit the alleged gc where millions were gzd. He knows the Tories are bust and needs some wealthy donors as well.

  126. 126
    broderick crawford says:

    Shapeshifter ??

    Does he turn into David Icke on weekends ??

  127. 127
    broderick crawford says:

    Looks like a very nice house mind … bet that s valued at a few mill….. and I m not talking schekels.

  128. 128
    broderick crawford says:

    No . But they do have a right to be put up for Recall in UK constituencies if sufficient of the local electorate so assent.

    ( that s if and when the self preservationist oligarchy ever bring it into law )

  129. 129
    broderick crawford says:

    Can you imagine this Justine woman as the First Lady ?

    Come back Slotgob .. all is forgiven ( even your impression of Peggy Mount taking in the milk on your first morning in Downing Street )

  130. 130
    broderick crawford says:

    The last thing MilliBrand would hsve is a prayer .. he s an atheist !

  131. 131
    The Growler says:

    Disraeli, became CoE so that he could become PM, if he had remained a follower of Judahism, he would not have become PM

  132. 132
    The Growler says:

    I thought Yamulcas were black, its the Pope who uses a white one and Moslems under a different name

  133. 133
    Malthus Teaser says:

    Yeah I know, I said the “EXTRA 100,000,000…”, a quarter of a billion is a manageable amount, because at least then, most of them spoke something akin to English.

  134. 134
    Adolf says:

    Ed’s a One Nation-al Socialist.

    Good boy.

  135. 135
    David Laws, MP says:

    He didn’t “forget”. He never knew, because he’s an ignorant pseudo-educated Guardianista.

Seen Elsewhere

Users of Gay Hook-Up App Grindr Infected | TechnoGuido
ISIS Raising Funds Online Using Bitcoin | TechnoGuido
UKIP’s Youth Challenge | BBC
ISIS Operative: This Is How We Send Jihadis To Europe | BuzzFeed
Shapps Defends Bashir Defection | Seb Payne
Tory Leadership Contenders Jostle Over Europe | Alex Wickham
Cutting Taxes is Good For You | Art Laffer
Suspects Will Now Have to Prove Innocence | Laura Perrins
Labour Cllr: Cops Shouldn’t Stop Petrol Thieves | HandF Forum
Creeping Cultural Acceptance of Anti-Semitism | Eric Pickles
Time For Greece to Leave Eurozone | Allister Heath

Rising Stars
Find out more about PLMR AD-MS

Boris on British Jihadis. Apparently based on MI5 intel:

“If you look at all the psychological profiling about bombers, they typically will look at porn. They are literally w***ers. Severe onanists. They are tortured. They will be very badly adjusted in their relations with women, and that is a symptom of their feeling of being failures and that the world is against them. They are not making it with girls, and so they turn to other forms of spiritual comfort — which of course is no comfort.”

Tip off Guido
Web Guido's Archives

Subscribe me to:


AddThis Feed Button

Guido Reads

Get every new post delivered to your Inbox.

Join 1,716 other followers