April 14th, 2014

Hush Luvvies

Guido understands that Sajid Javid is off this week to the government art collection to decorate DCMS, but there is already good news for arts luvvies who have been sounding off about the new supposedly “philistine” Culture Secretary’s credentials.

The hippies will be pleased to know that virtually the first thing that the newly promoted Secretary of State did upon entering the Culture Ministry last week was hang a painting he owns in his office.

Of Maggie.


  1. 1
    vera says:

    A step in the right direction.

  2. 2
    The Public says:

    Why does this stupid department exist?

  3. 3
    Vlad the G(r)8 says:

    Of course, St Margaret of Grantham was no Philistine…

  4. 4
    vera says:

    Definitely a step in the right direction.

  5. 5
    My Question says:

    If this guy is so wonderful as a lot of people are claiming, why does he have so little self-respect that he’d take a position in this discreditted government?

  6. 6
    Itchy Scrote says:

    To recognise there’s more to life than working till you die?

  7. 7
    The Public says:

    Fuck off Nigel. No amount of pretending your perversios are normal is going to make them right.

  8. 8
    Harvey Proctor, close personal friend of Maggie says:

    Too right, duckie!

  9. 9
    The Public says:

    I recognise that. But as I say, why does this stupid department exist?

  10. 10
  11. 11
    Mr Bingley says:

    Ed Miliband: PPE, Corpus Christi College, Oxford
    David Miliband: PPE, Corpus Christi College, Oxford
    Angela Eagle: PPE, St John’s College, Oxford
    Maria Eagle: PPE, Pembroke College, Oxford
    Ed Balls: PPE, Keble College, Oxford
    Yvette Cooper: PPE, Balliol College, Oxford

    Where I come from PPE means hi viz, glasses + steel toecaps [personal protective equipment]

  12. 12
    ccc says:

    Real working class PPE, B&Q

  13. 13
    Bartolomé Esteban Murilloband says:

    the adoration of the maggie?

  14. 14
    What a surprise says:

    it looks like they haven’t finished the painting.

  15. 15
    Penfold says:

    the first thing that the newly promoted Secretary of State did upon entering the Culture Ministry last week was hang a painting in his office.

    Of Maggie.

    I’m taking a shine to the boy…….

  16. 16
    Boot Camp Nigel into counselling says:

    Good old Maggie!

  17. 17
    Bert says:

    It gives employment to the Mekon.

  18. 18
    Harriet Harman says:

    What a filthy prole scum. No relatives in the aristocracy, yet he gets a place in the cabinet simply because he is a MAN!

    Typical of this phallocentric culture — yet another potential r*pist.

  19. 19
    The Public says:

    I see that the homsosexualist trolls have messed up your blog again Guido.

  20. 20
    nell says:

    A vast improvement on mariamiller.

  21. 21
    Butch Dave says:

    We need a few extra places at the cabinet table for the token oiks, darkies and skirt, Old chap.

  22. 22
    Derp says:

    To promote gay marriage, doi.

  23. 23
    Bluto says:

    Good for him. Anything that enrages frothing lefties is ok by me.

  24. 24
    DJ Ravi says:

    More Bhangra for your buck!

  25. 25
    Sarah Millington says:

    The State has no business being involved in “culture”.

  26. 26
    Carlo Gambino says:

    Picture of Maggie eh.

    Stout chap, well done.

    Ps don’t let Wavy see it or you’ll be out on your ear.

  27. 27
    Labour are the nasty party. says:

    I agree ,at least he has had experience in the outside world and will make an excellent
    Cabinet Minister.

  28. 28
    Witty Moniker says:

    But if the State isn’t involved, how will the workers know what culture to consume?

    Without the State there won’t be culture, just football, soap operas and Sky … MURDOCH EVIL BASTARD THATCHER IINNNNNGH … sorry, don’t know what came over me there.

    Anyway … the BBC, David Attenborough, envy of the world … blah blah.

  29. 29
    Dorkass says:

    For the rehabilitation into the public consciousness of slapheads as prime ministerial material. Lately (speaking historically and culturally, natch) they have had a bum deal. If the Ministry of Fun can put them on top again, then it will all have been very worthwhile, enriching and adding further to the gayety of the nation.

  30. 30
    Scottish Chav says:

    liking this dude more and more

  31. 31
    Anonymous says:

    best thing done at DCMS for years.

  32. 32
    Dorkass says:

    Deserves the Nobel Peace prize even, wouldn’t you say?

  33. 33
    Man contemplating a pile of slate, some chicken feathers and a ringing phone says:

    Yep indeedy, worth every goddam taxpayin’ penny!

  34. 34
    Bosun Higgs says:

    Its job is to nullify any threat to the Establishment from the world of Art, by subsidising the bejasus out of it.

  35. 35
  36. 36
    Michael Rosen says:

    It should have been me
    Oh it should have been me
    You know it should have been me
    Baby, how can you do this to me?

  37. 37
    Táxpáyér says:

    To recognise there’s more to life than working till you die?

    Fine, you’ll agree to income tax cuts so you can work less for the same money.

  38. 38
    Mae West (dec'd) says:

    You can take a whore to culture, but you can’t make her think.

  39. 39
    Mae West (dec'd) says:

    You can take a whore to culture, but you can’t make her think.

  40. 40
    Col. Nut says:

    Is that an eclipse?

  41. 41
    Gooey Blob says:

    Is there such a thing as a government which is not discredited?

  42. 42
    One who knows says:

    More than a handful’s a waste

  43. 43
    Gooey Blob says:

    Gifts are for sharing. Don’t feel obliged to keep them to yourself.

  44. 44
    Anonymous says:

    Same here.

    You would think these art luvies would have heard of the “Rothschild Foundation”, or “Baring Archive”.

    But like most on the left, they don’t understand where the money comes from to support their champagne life style !

    We should lock the lot up in pre Elizabeth Fry prison – so they can experience first hand what the world would be like without those so called awful bankers.

  45. 45
    A vile paranoid, deluded psycho at CurrrrrrCuddeeeee Lunatic Asylum (in a brief moment of lucidity says:

    I never got to Oxford. In fact I never got anywhere worth going.

  46. 46
    Diversity 'n Inclusive Offsa says:

    Surely you forgot the token one-legged lesbian and the cross-dressing weirdos?

  47. 47
    Garrotted says:

    Wot about
    Harriet Harman: PIE
    Jack BBC Dromey: PIE

  48. 48
    Fred the pensioner says:

    If he doesn’t add it quickly to the official room inventory, you can bet some dim left wing cleaning person will snitch or damage it.

  49. 49
    you don't have to be mad but it helps says:

    our dna is evolutionary and ties in with the concept of celestial precession. those that control us know this they know all there is to know and they are trying everything to stop the evolution of our dna. they are different to us in that their dna stopped evolving a long time ago.

    how are they trying to stop our dna evolving?

    let’s start with food. most of it is pumped full of chemical shite in the name of preservation/extended shelf life yet no one considers that our bodies have to process those preservatives and additives… it is very hard to get untainted fresh food and even if a supermarket labels something as organic it does not actually mean it is that way.

    next up its vaccines. babies and young kids through to older children are pumped full of chemical concoctions. the truth purpose is to switch off elements of dna. for example in the past our dna had the capability to manufacture vitamin c, but that particular switch got turned off.

    onto mobile phone masts and wi-fi. they are bombarding our bodies with radio waves constantly 24/7. not only do these waves effect our dna they can also condition and modify the behaviour of people. there is a further purpose to these masts as well which i will explain shortly.

    chemtrails- basically they are spraying metallic compounds under the guise of radar controls when in reality it is so that people breathe them in… fucks up dna. not short term but long term.

    fear on the mainstream media… basically war, hate, fear, mistrust, uncertainty, pain, death constantly churned out by television news and newspapers and indeed on the internet. causes stress- stress long term effects dna.

    i am well aware it sounds extremely crazy but it really is what is going on. i could also tell you the true origins of how life came to this planet and what happens after death but you would quite possible think me even more bonkers (and frankly it is bonkers- in a nice way) but that is because people are shaped by their perception and the powers that be traditionally have controlled that perception for a long time.

    the grand plan of the world wide web is like a dark form judging , trying to figure out whose dna has begun the next phase of evolution and whose hasn’t. those who they felt had would be bundled to camps, blood tested and if required exterminated. those who hadn’t yet evolved would be implanted with a monitoring/behaviour modifying microchip.

    kindly pull your head out of your arse and see what is really going on. there is tension and unrest and rioting and war every fucking where. 911 was the starting point. the 11 represented the twin towers aka the twin vertical struts of dna. 9 represents i aka eye. evening wtc building 7 which had no reason to collapse was pulled because it was building 7 which represents the letter g aka masonic connotations. numbers and words and memes and hive minds against individuals. there is crazy shit going on and it is going to get crazier than you could ever possibly imagine. so enjoy the ride and don’t fall for their fear- they have no rights whatsoever to control your destiny- they just do a damn good job of pretending they do and most people have fallen for it… but not any longer.

  50. 50
    Fred the pensioner says:

    A female assistant once said to me “Anything that you can’t get into your mouth is wasted”. Can’t imagine what she was on about.

  51. 51
    Crossdressing weirdo says:

    There’s going to be fun and games when all the leftie luvvies start having a go at him.Will the be accused of Wacism?

  52. 52
    Cinna says:

    Never mind that what about this? BBC his don’t want to discuss it:


  53. 53
    Mr Happy says:

    So fornicating with a married woman is “wrong” and he is “sorry” for the pain he caused his wife.

    Arrogant little scumbag.

  54. 54
    broderick crawford says:

    His pointy head is coming along nicely .

    He s now developed a definite camber in the centre which will in time develop into a ” Clive Sinclair C5 Point ”

    Let s hope he doese nt spoil it all by buying a wig .

  55. 55
    broderick crawford says:


    Seconded !!

  56. 56
    broderick crawford says:


    Cont inue with your aughs you plankton .

    I m a freaking multimillionaire …. pondlife !!

  57. 57
    broderick crawford says:

    If this is a phallocentric culture you support it by being the arch political fallatrix.

  58. 58
    broderick crawford says:

    sorry ….. fellatrix .

  59. 59
    broderick crawford says:

    Ahhh,….so quite obviously you hail from Bradford … Mr Bingley .

  60. 60
    broderick crawford says:


    A hard man is good to find .

  61. 61
    A Credited Government says:

    Yes. We don’t owe 1.3 trillion quid.

  62. 62
    Anonymous says:

    Top bloke! now I will sit back and give him room to sc£$w up or become a good man, I hope for the latter but fear the first ! but unlike some of the more ‘kill him he’s not of my thinking ‘ set frequenting this place of late I will wait and find out .

  63. 63
    Shooty* says:

    Why all the comments here about Farage? This is the Sajid Maggie thread. To which I say:

    Nice one, chap.

  64. 64
    Tony Bliar says:

    Football desperately needs state aid and there’s no problem in the game that cannot be solved by injecting in more money.
    That’s why we gave loads of the taxpayers’ money to build a new Wembley stadium with no more seats for teh public than the old one, and Gordon followed by Dave shelled out tons for a bid to the corrupt FIFA for a World Cup, then we spent £12,000 million more on the olympics plus loads on training elite athletes for teh publicity of medal hauls rather than at the grass roots.

  65. 65
    Yankee Go Home says:


  66. 66
    Harriet Harman says:

    Don’t think I haven’t offered: we aristocratic birds are dead filthy.

    But Jackie seems to be more interested in watching the telly. He say’s “Franky, Harry, I’d rather watch some BBC.

  67. 67
    Harriet Harman says:

    Don’t think I haven’t offered: we aristocratic birds are dead filthy.

    But Jackie seems to be more interested in watching the telly. He say’s “Frankly, I’d rather look at some BBC”.

  68. 68

    You don’t get that until you’ve been in office for 12 days and bombed a few weddings. Give the man a chance.

  69. 69
    BlackJack says:

    More PIE anyone?.

  70. 70
    Anonymous says:

    It’s the “circuses” bit of “bread and circuses”.

    Pay no attention to those boring politicians, look at all the juicy celeb gossip.

  71. 71
    Doom and gloom says:

    Maggie, maggie, maggie.
    In, in, in

    The boy dun right

  72. 72
    Shooty** says:

    Shooty* is a loser

  73. 73
    Velvet chasm, council gritter says:

    Quite right!

  74. 74
    Dan Dare to Tell The Truth says:


  75. 75
    Posh Dosh Tosh says:

    You can always trust a multi-millionaire: Robert Maxwell, James Goldsmith, Rupert Murdoch, the Barclay brothers, Fred Goodwin, Donald Trump, Jeffery Archer, Conrad Black – to name just a few – have all proved incredibly trustworthy.

  76. 76
    Sajid for PM No Questions Allowed says:

    This is a figment of your imagination. If symptoms recur, please report to your nearest re-education centre where you will be told that this is all about a tiny number of extremists disturbing an otherwise happy scene of cross-cultural friendship and interaction.

  77. 77
    Uncle Fester says:

    Top man that Javid

  78. 78
    Anonymous says:

    “the government art collection”
    Where all the best fakes end up? But sadly, not to be hung…

  79. 79
    Mrs Havisham says:

    Nah, she was mates with James Saville. Can’t get more highbrow than that.

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