Don’t miss out on all the latest gossip in Guido’s Sun on Sunday column:

• Exclusive: Newark by-election alert as sleazy Patrick Mercer expected to be kicked out of parliament
• Llama love affair tweeting not really why Fabbers fired, was joking about kangaroos caught
• IPSA gonna be around for a long time, signs new 15-year Millbank lease for double the current size office
• Sajid Javid gets his feet under the table and his own art on the walls at Dept of Culture. Chooses Maggie T painting!
• Tories vent at Home Sec: “Theresa should apologise to Evans.. It’s time for a campaign for Nigel’s Law.”
• One Tory MP who definitely, definitely wasn’t involved in the gay orgy at conference.

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