April 11th, 2014

Worst Politician Selfie Idea Yet


Ed Miliband, Matt Hancock and Michael Gove step aside, Belgian MEP Guy Verhofstadt has done his best to single-handedly ruin the selfie. He has set up aself-EU contest where entrants are encouraged to “send us your selfie, showing us where and how you enjoy the benefits of European integration”. The prize? “You could win a day with Guy Verhofstadt.”

Surely no one will be able to beat Guido’s entry:

Let us know when to pop round, Guy!


  1. 1
    Cathy Newmannnnn says:

    C4 news team special:

    Are all conservatives racist or have some modernised?

    How do we combat the sexism that forces women to not be allowed to empower themselves by being an MP?

    Does telling a joke about women mean the joke-teller is encouraging rape culture? Should he be sent to prison or simply re-educated in a special camp?

  2. 2
    Cathy Newmannnnn says:

    C4 news team special:

    Are all conservatives racist or have some modernised?

    How do we combat the sexism that forces women to not be allowed to empower themselves by being an MP?

    Does telling a joke about women mean the joke-teller is encouraging r_a_p_e culture? Should he be sent to prison or simply re-educated in a special camp?

  3. 3
    Whiffler says:

    Has Putin entered his yet, taken in Crimea?

  4. 4
    Taxpayer-funded astroturfing EU Troll says:

    Mint! Vote UKIP!

  5. 5
    retardEd Miliband says:

    Mithsther Sthpeaker, Mithsther Sthpeaker

    How do I get on thith bandwagon?

  6. 6
    Verfofstadt's a cnut says:

    Meanwhile in Donetsk…….

  7. 7
    David Bailey? says:

    What App is that to get your head so pointed?

  8. 8
    broderick crawford says:


    I d rather eat nails for breakfast whilst on a slow train to Haides.

  9. 9
    Guy News Room Spokesperson says:

    Maria Miller also called David Cameron a “congealed, laminated weasel”.

  10. 10
    Fishy says:

    Looks like one of the GF team is wearing a Kipper tie

  11. 11
    Owen Jones says:

    That’s nothing.

    David Davis compares David Cameron to ‘a plastic bag caught in a tree’

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    Uskip says:


  13. 13
    Mad Maria & Myra Hindley says:

    We are useless at selfies.

  14. 14
    The Growler says:

    Old Harry will not like your spelling of Hades

  15. 15
    The Growler says:

    Old Harry is the Devil old boy

  16. 16
    Ed The Weirdo says:

    I can never do a selfie properly. Every time I try, Len’s Shadow is always there in the background! Creepy!

  17. 17
    George Nobsore says:

    Hard working people eh?

  18. 18
    hucky Harrison O'Barmy says:

    I don’t know..selfie, selfie, selfie

  19. 19
    Out of the weirdo Euro says:

    U have to be a brainwashed weirdo to support the EU.

    Trade only with the EU. Bring it on!

  20. 20
    oscar pistorius says:

    Mirror in the bathroom please talk free
    The door is locked just you and me
    Can I take you to a restaurant that’s got glass tables
    You can watch yourself while I am shooting

    Mirror in the bathroom I just can’t stop it
    Every Saturday you see me door frame chopping
    I find no interest in the racks and shelves
    Just ten thousand reflections of my own sweet self, self, selfie

  21. 21
    Ockham's Razor says:

    Bloody hell! It’s too late!

    I have already sent my proxy papers off.

    A right collection of fruitcakes, loonies and closet rapists. :-)

  22. 22
    Ed Moribund says:

    Did someone say brainwashed weirdo ?

  23. 23
    ʍȫʊʂʂȁ ҞϴџṦṦậ says:

    Is the fellow with the pear-shaped face Adrian Mole, by any chance?

  24. 24
    Hairy arsed Dick says:

    Neo Guido is hot!

  25. 25
    Anonymous says:

    A college student with no criminal record was jailed for six months on Thursday for stealing a £3.50 case of bottled water
    Nicolas Robinson, 23, of Borough, south-east London, carried out the “opportunistic” theft at a Lidl supermarket in Brixton as he walked home from his girlfriend’s house.

    Culture secretary steels thousands from the tax payer and gets let off and a leaving payment and is still in her job as MP for Basingstoke.

    And the Prime Minister doesn’t think she’s done any thing wrong.

    you couldn’t right this stuff could you.

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    Anonymous says:


  27. 27
    The Growler says:

    The Master has swopped allegiance, Fawkes has had the word, poor old Dave he is in it now;-)

  28. 28
    A train says:

    to celebrate the EU I took a selfie of me next to a jug of gravy.

  29. 29
    Anonymous says:

    Is Cameron as useless as a choclate fireguard or a choclate teapot?

  30. 30
    Labour Krap Strategist says:

    How the fuck are Labour going to sell the Eurokrap to the electorate?

    I know! We will sell the electorate down the river. Fuck them!

  31. 31
    The public says:

    We think the big difference was one was cleared of all charges of wrongdoing and one admitted the crime.

  32. 32
    Nigel Evans says:

    Tory councillor tells meeting: ‘When rape is inevitable, lie back and enjoy it’

    http://fw.to/sQp48cN UNBELIEVABLE.

  33. 33
    The Growler says:

    No love lost there Owen

  34. 34
    ukip.i.am.not says:

    This is totally trivial but, while still awake, I spent quite a while watching Javid on Question Time not being able to stop myself think that he’d been designed by the late Gerry Anderson.

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    It's got to be said says:

    And second prize is TWO days with Guy Verhofstadt!

  36. 36
    The Growler says:


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    Euroshite every Saturday night on the BBC. Kerreching. says:

    We will fight to keep our Euro benefits.

    Pay your licence fee, scum, or we will brainwash you all with more Euroshite every night.

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    It's got to be said says:

    Well, a choclate fireguard would probably be bigger than a choclate teapot and more choclate is better.

    So, Cameron is as useless as a choclate teapot.

  39. 39
    Nigel Evan's naughty little winkle says:


    All the nice boys
    Love a banana!


  40. 40
    Podiceps says:

    In what sense is the picture of a dog a selfie?

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    Saltash1920 says:

    Interesting observation. What about giving him a role as an evil doctor, in the next James Bond film. I think he’s quite convincing.

  42. 42
    P l e b says:

    Well if that’s the case she’d still be in post.

  43. 43
    Podiceps says:

    A culture secretary with no aspect of culture, great choice Miller and Javid are esconced with the city and money not the importance of culture within society

  44. 44
    Ockham's Razor says:

    Dunno, but perhaps it was taken with a Laika?

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    Pissed Orious says:

    Following a lull, due to unpredictable weather in the Med, the flow of Africans and now Syrians, trying to enter Europe is now at unprecedented levels. In Morocco, the Spanish colonial enclaves of Miella and Ceutta are seperated from Africa only by a fence. Hundreds attempt to cross this each night Some even try to swim around it.
    Many thousands more attempt to cross to Lampedusa and other Italian islands using old African fishing boats. A few days ago the Italian Navy “rescued” over a thousand in one day! Last week it was reported that over four thousand had been rescued in four days.

    Any immigration into Europe is unsustainable and something must be done to stem this flood.

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    Jimmy says:

    Can we assume then the Murdoch will be backing UKIP in 2015?

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    Duty Pedant says:


  48. 48
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    A shellfi’sh (could go viral).

  49. 49
    Lord Stansted says:

    He wont be backing B£iar that’s for sure.

  50. 50
    Ockham's Razor says:


    Sorry. A bit early for puns?

  51. 51
    Jacobite half-seas over the water says:

    “right this stuff” = right these wrongs
    Impossible in this country. One more reason (among many) for Scotland to go its own independent way.

  52. 52
    Ockham's Razor says:

    We were actually all wondering how you get off…

  53. 53
    Anonymous says:

    Interfering in foreign elections,on a Friday.

  54. 54
    Dee Lusional says:

    Have you escaped from Mumsnet?

  55. 55
    Village Idiot says:

    …..The only swivel eyed loon,is the one at the f….!

  56. 56
    Occams Razor says:

    Fancy a shave?

  57. 57
    Schnell! Raus! says:

    Second Prize: spend two days with Guy Verhofstadt.

  58. 58
    The public says:

    She was cleared of all charges.
    Look it up.

    The outrage came over her crappy apology and that she had , however legally, had a chunk of cash the public felt she didn’t deserve. So she was booted out.

    But of the specific charges, she was found not guilty. As was Michael Jackson. But everyone still thinks he, and she , were guilty.

  59. 59
    The public says:

    If you hate the Liberal Democrats honk your horn.

  60. 60
    Schnell! Raus! says:

    Schweinhund! You said it before me!

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    Nick Robinson says:


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    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    H@arry’s head looks like a weeble :-)

  63. 63

    Second Prize: Two days with Verhofstadt.

  64. 64
    Yaswhinge blah blah blah says:

    All the whitey’s should leave Europe.

  65. 65
    Zippy says:

    Here’s hoping the dog wins, but just in case it doesn’t I might send in a photo of a hippo’s arse

  66. 66
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Naughty monkeys wanking, obviously a reference to the inmates of the Brussels Zoo, now collect your prize.

  67. 67
    A Journalist says:

    Rather be chasing the PIE three!.

  68. 68
    Anonymous says:

    The object is to destroy the European identity and culture – and so far it has been very successful. Who gains? – guess who.

  69. 69
    Blowing Whistles says:

    When searching for the utmost fidelity
    One’s never aided by over-complexity
    Keeping it brief
    Is my eternal belief
    Entities should not be multiplied beyond necessity.

  70. 70
    Nigel Evan's naughty little winkle says:

    You look happy!

    Can I put my hand down the front of your trousers, like this?

  71. 71
    A Button Mushroom says:

    I’ve seen it before.

  72. 72
    Gadaffis Ghost says:

    How about mining the Med.

  73. 73
    Blowing Whistles says:

    I am the real deal.

    Cut into a plank.

  74. 74
    Rudyard says:

    All whiteys should leave Europe and move to Africa and turn that third world shithole into the paradise it could be with advanced European knowhow.
    But make sure the shitehawks don’t follow us.

  75. 75
    Podiceps says:

    Pathetic sockpuppet, who gives a dog’s fart about your opinion?

  76. 76
    Wanderer says:

    Whose thumb is Guido sucking?

  77. 77
    Podiceps says:

    That brought up a nasty fantasy: Blair returns to save the Labour Party from defeat under Miliband and, with the able assistance of Mandelson, triumphantly wins a fourth election and promptly invades Russia. These creatures are not too old to return and, as we have seen amply demonstrated, being universally known as a Grade A Shit is no barrier to conquest.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    I may not be as warm as a southerly auster,
    Nor versify like the Laureate of Gloucester;
    But you I can charge,
    And I do it at large,
    As being a suborned IMPOSTER!

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    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    The dog’s doing an impression of the Jack Nicholson scene in “One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest” :-)

  80. 80
    Alec Smart says:

    Third Prize: a week with Baroness Ashton.

  81. 81
    Peter Mandelson's Petty Cash Box says:

    Cleared of all charges by whom?

    FFS! Get real.

  82. 82
    Rachel Reevezzzzzzz says:

    Honk honk.

  83. 83
    Nigel Evan's naughty little winkle says:

    Oooh! Can I honk my horn?

  84. 84
    debbie and devina says:

    some people will do anything to get on television.

  85. 85
    Jus' askin' says:

    GF, did you hire HC because he is so obese he makes you just look plump?

  86. 86
    Jus' Sayin' says:

    Careful or HC will eat the camera!

  87. 87
    Anthony Charles Lynton Blair says:

    Rupert Murdoch is crouching at the back.

  88. 88
    rattle and roll says:

    in case it has escaped your attention you stupid spastic he was in more than one scene. by the way do you know they shot an alternative ending? it was very fucking messy.

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    Dave Camperon PM says:

    I’m a little teapot, short and stout
    Here is my handle (one hand on hip), here is my spout (other arm out straight)
    When I get all steamed up, hear me shout
    Just tip me over and pour me out!
    (As song ends, lean over and tip arm out like a spout.)

  91. 91
    Sex Tourist says:

    Marina Hyde is right.

    Why bother going to Thailand for your kicks when you can get them, subsidised or even free, at Westminster.

  92. 92
    Mornington Crescent says:

    You usually try to force someone to honk it for you, you filthy tosser.

  93. 93
    Mornington Crescent says:

    He reminds me of one of those Blimpy biros.

  94. 94
    Granny Smith says:

    David Mellor hasn’t worn well.

  95. 95
    DAVE (Bum Sex for Me) Cameron says:

    Has harry Cole had his head stuck in a funnel ?

  96. 96
    C O (Ξ7p) says:

    Nice to see the G’uido lads with the UKIP mob: A very good way to get across the message that the F’awkes team are keeping their eye on the UKIP team.

  97. 97
    Tom Catesby. says:

    All for womens’ ‘empowerment’ as long as it doesn’t involve stealing public money.

  98. 98
    Tom Catesby. says:

    Runners up prize is a day with Van Rumpoy!

  99. 99
    C O (Ξ7p) says:

    G’raham W’atson – Lib Dem MEP – lest we forget:


    Lowering the effects of the terrorist attack on a gas plant in Algeria last year to a football score.

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    He wasn’t when I hired him.

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    Tom Catesby. says:

    ‘Verhofstadt’, wasn’t he in that Belgian detective series which was shown here recently,.Something about a lizard or a newt or something?

  102. 102
    Hide your children from that freak says:

    Verhofstadt looks like a Belgian peeedo.

  103. 103
    Anonymous says:

    grown into the job?

  104. 104
    I'll field this one says:

    Are you referring to Cameron and the European referendum? Are you hinting that the gravy train derailed because that would be totally messy.

  105. 105
    Childrens 11 to 16 prize says:

    A two hour chat with Neil Hamilton. (Make sure he pays for everything).

  106. 106
    Sir Desmond Glazebrook says:

    honk honk

  107. 107
    Sir Roger de Senseless says:

    Are these the people running the E.U. then?

    At times like this I’m reminded of the words of Churchill after the fall of France:-

    “Oh, fuck, what are we going to do now.”

  108. 108
    I'll field this one says:

    Are you referring to Cameron and the European referendum? Are you hinting that the gravy train derailed because that would be totally messy.

  109. 109
    UKIPPER says:

    Lets consider this point for a bit
    Why will Labour, and Cons not admit
    In the Debate that’s planned
    UKIPs Nigel is banned
    There is no doubt about it their “FRIT”

  110. 110
    I'll field this one says:

    What the fuck is wrong with this site? Can’t even post a sensible reply to a sensible question. Sort it out you muppet.

  111. 111
    Jesus Christ, you sad bastard says:

    Oh for fuck’s sake!

  112. 112
    Nigel Evan's naughty little winkle says:

    Oooooh! You are so butch!

    But I do like you!

  113. 113
    Ruth Smeeth PPC says:

    I have nothing to hide.

  114. 114
    Diane Fattbott says:

    I’m sorry, I’m too busy for photos at the moment.

  115. 115
    Ockham's Razor says:

    An interesting Parkinson’s Law variant.

  116. 116
    H@rry Enfield says:

    She is a good reporter, a very good one.

    But you wouldn’t really want to fuck it.

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    Vlad the Loudhailer says:

    She must be talking about MPs enjoying the public purse

  119. 119
    Cardinal Seán Brady says:

    Ooh! It’s become Emission of the Day!

    Praise be to Ghaaad!

  120. 120
    Fruitcake, swivel eyed loon and closet racist says:

    May 22nd 2014.

    U.S. Geological Survey reports an earthquake of 9.0 on the political scale centred on London, England with severe aftershocks felt in Brussels, Belgium and Strasbourg, France.

    Vote UKIP

  121. 121
    Expat Geordie says:

    The WHOLE UKIP team???

    So where is Nigel?

  122. 122
    Wendi Deng's dildo says:

    I thought that the party line had become Conservative…

  123. 123
    Expat Geordie says:

    I didn’t think that Len had a shadow.

  124. 124
    Django. says:

    Oi! Fawkes.. Stop exaggerating, Coles’s is much smaller!

  125. 125
    naval pinnace poster says:

    You should complain!

    I discovered last night that there was a tυrd buried in stυrdy. The hard way.

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    I was banned by a freakin' robot says:

    Don’t be rude about him or he will ban your moniker.

    Desperately insecure.

  127. 127
    A Cunning Linguist says:

    Last prize – locked up with Baroness Ashton with no chance of escape until you’ve plated her.

  128. 128
    M­a­­q­bo­­ul says:

    If there’s another way I’ll pay for your sex change op.

  129. 129
    Bluto says:

    Can pretty much guarantee that the majority of selfies Verhofstadt will get will feature bearded young men in scruffy clobber and woollen hats who are exceptionally pleased with themselves and young women in scruffy clobber and woollen hats ditto.

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    special vatican selfie says:

  131. 131
    Spellink Beeeee says:

    WTF can’t you lot spell chocolate?

    Didn’t you go to school?

    *OMG! I am so sorry! You are of a certain age.*

  132. 132
    Fuzz says:


  133. 133
    Expat Geordie says:

    Have you ever had to deal with a shoplifter? Have you ever had to stick shelving brackets under the tills so that the checkout girls can defend themselves? Have you ever had to deal with a junkie or glue sniffer going wild in your shop? Have you ever phoned the police, only to be told “we’re not doing shoplifters this month, let the little shit go”?

    Retail staff get shit money for doing a thankless and at times dangerous job, and I’m glad that I got out of the management side of it 20 years ago as it is even worse now than it was then. I’m glad that he got 6 months, although personally I’d have given him five years, on Weddell Island, just off West Falkland.

  134. 134
    Expat Geordie says:

    Dr Evil in the next Austin Powers movie?

  135. 135
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Give us a kiss. :-)

  136. 136
    The Treacherous Tosser in No 10 says:

    I say you jolly chaps!!!!

    I’m jolly impressed by the arguments put forward by Angle R. !!!!

    She says unless I deliver on the UK fully into the EUSSR thingy – and quick – I’m finished –

    Now there’s empowerment for you!

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    Barreness Horseface of Private Plane (she's the one who saved Ukraine) says:

    Why aren’t I included? – I get plenty benefits from the EUSSR -

  138. 138
    NSFW says:

    Marina Hyde nails it…

    Could nail her right now for that brilliant article.

    Did you know she posed naked for GQ? Only joking! :-(

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    Anonymous says:

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    i apologise for anony’s spelling missshhtake.

    i see the imposters have returned this evening and suprise, suprise so has expat the git around the same time. Ho Hum!

  142. 142
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Fuck this guy! I’m the only sock puppet this site needs.

  143. 143
    Barraco Barner says:

    When I click on Neo-Guido’s links, they still remain blue, unlike the other in Seen Elsewhere.

    He is a real slut, isn’t he?

  144. 144
    Gustaf Dalén says:

    I reblogged this on my Aga.

    So go fuck yourself.

  145. 145
    Blowing Whistles says:

    To OR the imps are out tonight and to the ones at 6:39 & 6:58 … if you little imps care to go back over every blog today – you will find that the Real BW has dotted about several originals through the day. i had a day off work and while doing numerous things popped on the blog occasionally.

    Good day to bury all manner of retarded nutjobs, fucked in the head journo’s, (toilets) fuck-wit MP’s, pigs and shysters.

    BTW Toilets and Marina Hyde have some long gruniad history among themselves and if you send jekyll a communication don’t end it to her highness with ‘LUV’. She’ll go stark raving bonkers.

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    Women MP says:

    He is a used thrown away cucumber.

  147. 147
    Gordon Brown MP says:

    Has Harry Cole got melted pizza in his water-bottle, the fat c**t!

  148. 148
    Pete Woodley fan says:

    I wanna have a gay marriage with you, Pete

    RU a topman or a bottom?

  149. 149
    Anonymous says:

    here comes the shake!!!

  150. 150
    Neil and Christine HAMILTON says:

    We invented selfies, video self promotions, essay aclaims, personal broadcasting.

    Didn’t we clean up.

  151. 151
    XTC says:

    They’re making plans for him.

  152. 152
    Blowing Whistles says:

    No you are not! I am!

  153. 153
    David Beckenham says:

    Copying your tricks have made me into a multi-millionaire. With sincere Thankyous.

  154. 154
    Blowing Whistles says:

    I am insane. Please help me.

  155. 155
    Bert says:

    He was delivered with forceps. Had to wear a mantilla until he was 2.

  156. 156
    Ockham's Razor says:

    How disappointing! I had thought what seemed to be your poetry was quite clever.

  157. 157
    T May says:

    This person’s presence in the United Kingdom is not conducive to the public good.

  158. 158
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Only joking – It was my poetry of course

  159. 159
    Blowing Whistles says:


    I have discovered embroidery. It is very therapeutic, much better than casting my pearls before you swine and receiving nothing but insults in return.

    Therefore I shall never post here again.


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    Putin says:

    Guido, this is the wrong last post for a Friday. Don’t you have one about your facebook page we can enjoy?

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    Russell Brand says:

    I have fucked her. she is crap

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    Have I Got Laughs For You? Er....no. says:

    Farrage does well despite the appallingly one eyed format. Hislop’s hair! Hahahahaha! Time to face reality slap head……you’re not funny, nor is your piss poor magazine.

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    DAVE (Bum Sex for Me) Cameron says:

    You can bet your arse , Cameron isn’t watching this His line will still be ” only a handfull came and they can’t claim benefits
    He needs to watch this the useless fucking wanker

  165. 165
    Malcolm Muggeridge and his relict, Kitty says:

    Jesus had a wife and her name was Paris Hilton

  166. 166
    Blowing Whistles says:

    You are a fake sock puppet. I am the real sock puppet.

  167. 167
    Derry Cocksporn says:


  168. 168
    Blowing Whistles says:

    I am the real sock puppet. You are a replica.

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    ████ 'changed my tune ' Hoon says:

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    Pick litter for bennies says:

    Con man jailed over tax and NI evasion but this enabled him to build a “mansion in Pakistan the size of Buckingham Palace”.Scan started in 2005(mmm who was the government then?).Cost to the taxpayer,half a million.No wonder to the rest of the world this is “The Golden Land”.

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    Boring says:

    Fucking shitty show.

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    Seems like a Nice Boy says:

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    Pervert Information Exchange says:

    and there’s another one! Are we surprised?

  174. 174
    Vince Cable says:

    I don’t recall a Cyril Smith.

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    Anonymous says:

    If you “enjoyed” Benefits Street,this one is for you.

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    Lord and Lady Establishment-Stooge of Brussels says:

    If the college student had appeared before a college students committee who had all stolen a case of bottled water he would have been cleared of all charges.
    Different standards for stupid students and thieving MPs.

  177. 177
    Nick Clegg says:

    We are going to appoint a solicitor to conduct an internal inquiry and until such time as he publishes his findings (long after I have gone to Europe) the matter is considered sub judice and I can not add further comment.

  178. 178
    Lord and Lady Establishment-Stooge of Brussels says:

    I don’t think Tory MPs stroke pussies anymore.

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    Anonymous says:

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    Anonymous says:
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    Podiceps says:

    The dispute rumbles on. The papyrus looks as if it had been written by Gordon Brown:


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    Anonymous says:

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    DAVE (Bum Sex for Me) Cameron says:

    The entire UKIP team , can someone point out which one is Farage ?

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    stating the bleeding obvious says:

    Lib Dems ‘are pointless’

    That’s not news.

  185. 185
    Lord and Lady Establishment-Stooge of Brussels says:

    EU Champions League Final Result.
    UKIP 20 v LibDems 1

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    DAVE EAT'N HEAD says:

    Absolutely fucking horrendous! This is what politicians have done to our country

    I only hope i’m still around when retribution pays them a visit after the next european war

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    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:

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    Mirror Signal Manouvre says:

    She needs a smaller steering wheel.

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    DAVE EAT'N HEAD says:

    Politicians invented selfies , for those moments when they think the press is not giving them enough publicity

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    Leon Brittan says:

    Good boy.

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    Phwoar! Jack Dromey says:

    Phwoar! Look what he’s holding

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    fedz says:

    And Guy is going to become more uglier as he gets older!

  194. 194
    Goggle Box says:

    Did I miss something?

  195. 195
    Anonymous says:

  196. 196
    Anonymous says:

  197. 197
    Gok Wan says:

    Your adult nappy is showing

  198. 198
    George Osborne's Twitching Curtain says:

    I am sure that the Cameron family doesn’t need legal aid, but it is nice of you to be so concerned.

  199. 199
    Plod says:

    Who left the gate open?

  200. 200
    Chuka's grammar fail. says:

    The Osborne family lives there too, but neither his nor Dave’s needs legal aid.

  201. 201
    Conrad says:

    We tried that in Rhodesia and it worked quite well until the rest of the world said we were racists and made us give the country to Mugabe. That worked out well too , for a few people. The rest either starved or ran away.

  202. 202
    M Dutroux says:

    That is an offensive slur.

  203. 203
    The Tories Are the Homosexuals Party. Sordid Lot says:

  204. 204
    The Tories are unelectable gayers says:

    We now know why Dave said it is because he is a Tory that he believes in homosexual marriage.

  205. 205
    random bible flicks part 2 says:

    job chapter 15 verse 23
    he wandereth abroad for bread, saying, where is it? he knoweth that the day of darkness is ready at his hand.

  206. 206
    A wickd and adulterous generation says:

    Revelation 2:5

    Remember therefore from whence thou art fallen, and repent, and do the first works; or else I will come unto thee quickly, and will remove thy candlestick out of his place, except thou repent.

  207. 207
    End the NHS death cult says:

    I see that the evil NHS is as evil under the coalition as it was under Labour. We elect governments to change and impriove things, but Cameron presides over more of the same shitty same.


  208. 208
    The straight choice says:

    Vote UKIP.

  209. 209
    'Gypsy' Dave Cooper says:

    Farage played it well considering the obvious attempt at a stich-up.

    HIGNFY is a shadow of its former self yet shows up deliciously the left-wing bias of our beloved broadcaster, helped along nicely by the superbly talented Stephen Mangan….money well spent.

  210. 210
    Puzzled of Croydon says:

    Ezekiel 13:18

    And say, Thus saith the Lord GOD; Woe to the women that sew pillows to all armholes, and make kerchiefs upon the head of every stature to hunt souls!

  211. 211
    Angry young man says:

    + most of the country

  212. 212
    H@riett H@rman & P I E says:

    This story is an outrageous smear on a highly respected politician.

  213. 213
    den haag says:

    a day with Guy ? Even my pro EU Belgium colleagues in Brussels despise him – just look at all the properties he buys double in value due to political decisions

  214. 214
    Gracie Fields says:

    and we never got the chance to recall him.

  215. 215
    Three can play at that game says:


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    tell me guido says:

    i am considerably further up the food chain than osiris. try and chop my cock off and see what happens.

    the physical shape of izzrael deliberately resembles the postiche- which in actual fact is not a beard but a penis.the creation of the suez canal was like all things- a ritual, that of seth slicing off the penis of his brother osiris. where the other 13 parts of him are in terms of shapes on the planet is harder to define, as those parts were further split and synthesized into place names. take the liver pool. liver being the organ where anger is stored. hence the reason so much shit has befallen that area and indeed all other places in the world named in association with the liver. ditto the reason alcoholic spirits are called “spirits”. i ain’t gonna spell it all out for youse other than to say the veil is being lifted and those who have willfully defiled all that is sacred will be exposed.

  217. 217
    (That's enough Eds, Ed!) says:


  218. 218
    non taxable pikey says:

    Hands off our bennies.

  219. 219
    Lord and Lady Establishment-Stooge of Brussels says:

    Dear Nigel, publicity is always good but last night HIGNFY was 4 pretentious wallies against you.
    Next time they ask, why not tell them they’re boring and go and ask Maria Miller.

  220. 220
    LibDems are a fungal infection says:

    Pass it on.

  221. 221
    Durrrrrrrrrrrr says:

    That was his point.

  222. 222
    English as she is spoke n rit says:

    Does “Mint!” signify approval?

  223. 223
    cheef komishener says:

    we onli close the gate to torees
    to teech them a leson

  224. 224
    Anonymous says:

    “You could win a day with Guy Verhofstadt.”
    Which could only end in tears, when discovered to be no longer about SELF? As the point of no-return, at which his ‘understanding’ of everything, was surpassed. By the presentation of a few elementary queries, concerned with how all those component parts fitted together into a working model of the real world. Would not such effort be better invested in a campaign to highjack the EU elections? By inviting everyone to handwrite the following lines on the top of their ballot papers:
    Tick for ‘YES’. Cross for ‘No’.

  225. 225
    Ruth Smeeth PPC says:

    I don’t live in London, I live near my new constituency.
    It really is just a coincidence.

  226. 226
    Rufus Stone says:

    Same applies to Ed Millibland. *shudder*

  227. 227
    Border Terrier says:

    Bald chap in the middle is Paul Nuttall who does nothing as an MEP but trousers at least £125,000 per year. Fraud by any name.

  228. 228
    Border Terrier says:

    Tim Farron, family man, so he keeps telling us. I wonder?

  229. 229
    Peter Kellner says:

    I won the wooden spoon, a lifetime with Baroness Ashton.

  230. 230
    The Old Codger says:

    Fawkesy is always up to date, that is why I want to keep him in front of me

  231. 231
    The Old Codger says:

    Prezza, Wato and Pickles they like lots of pies, three is no good.

  232. 232
    The Old Codger says:

    Wide angle dear boy

  233. 233
    The Old Codger says:


  234. 234
    The Old Codger says:

    Now then Dave, “that hand on hip” sounds a little leading or is it a subliminal message.

  235. 235
    The Old Codger says:

    One went before a magistrates court and the other went before a bunch of like mind mps, enough said.

  236. 236
    The Old Codger says:

    Isn’t that a book/film title, “The Rape of the Public Purse”

  237. 237
    The Old Codger says:

    Good grief somebodies woken up

  238. 238
    The Old Codger says:

    Austin Powers, who on earth is he?

  239. 239
    The Old Codger says:

    Lendi, you have to realise that Rupe is always on the winning side, he wants to be known as, him wot won it

  240. 240
    The old Codger says:

    No 15 was temp. modded that’s why

  241. 241
    The old Codger says:

    Officially they are called pads dear

  242. 242
    Ruth Smeeth PPC says:

    Ed May be in Palestine but Ruthie baby is over here.

  243. 243
    Dave T says:

    I did not watch this on purpose,I knew if I did I would have to buy a new tv.

  244. 244
    Harriet H says:

    Picture of baby is nice though x

  245. 245
    Lord and Lady Establishment-Stooge of Brussels says:

    Selfies are so 2013.
    Now MPs take pictures with all the cash they’ve stolen off of us,

  246. 246
    Lord and Lady Establishment-Stooge of Brussels says:

    Ruined my own punchline.com

  247. 247
    758th Hackney Curry House says:

    Yes, you’re due here for a photo shoot for your twitter

  248. 248
    Anonymous says:

    shouldn’t this be index tagged with Bercow?

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