April 11th, 2014

Sexminster Exposed

A Channel 4 News investigation finds that one in three people working in the sleazy booze-fuelled world of Westminster have experienced some form of sexual harassment at the hands of pervy MPs. One in five had witnessed some other poor young staffer being sexually harassed and over half said they had first or second-hand experience of hands-on politicians. Today’s Mail and Independent splash on the story.

The Tories have responded by ordering their MPs to sign a new code of conduct and implementing a grievance procedure for staff:

The code of conduct acts as a basic statement of what should be best practice in the workplace for Conservative Members and their staff. It explains the rights and responsibilities which are expected of both the employer and the employee.

The grievance procedure is available for staff to use if a grievance arises with their MP as employer. It protects both parties involved, brings with it consistency and fairness, and in doing so upholds the reputation of the Party and of Parliament. It is based upon a three stage process of mediation, grievance hearing and appeal. The process conforms to relevant employment law, ACAS guidance and HR best practice and is added as a schedule to the contract of employment.

They should get everyone at Number 10 to sign it too


  1. 1
    Im Voting UKIP says:

    Nasty self serving lying sexual predators

    Burn the lot of them….

  2. 2
    Ed Milliband says:

    I’ve never had any problems

  3. 3
    John says:

    not me guv – I wasn’t there at the time

  4. 4
    FTFFoff says:

    If they had a normal level of integrity, they wouldn’t need a “code of conduct”. As they are a bunch of amoral, unethical slime, they need right and wrong spelled out for them.

  5. 5
    Rentbiys and gayer videos says:

    And what about the ones with super injunctions ……

  6. 6
    Dirk Diggler says:

    Boogie wonderland ?

  7. 7
    Right Full Rudder says:

    Fucking degenerates. If they’re not lying and stealing, they’re trying to stick it some young bloke’s arse.

  8. 8
    Right Full Rudder says:

    And this is where political correctness has brought us. To a point where no one dare criticise homosexuals no matter how what they do.

  9. 9
    Phoney Bliar says:

    I’m happy to take the credit for that

  10. 10
  11. 11
    Podiceps says:

    Politicians bully their way to the top. Such conduct is to be expected from such people.

  12. 12
    Chris Bryant's sentient ANUS says:

    Why the fuck is Sarah Wollaston a fucking tORY MP??

    The fucking Lid Dem filth or the fucKing Green shit need her skills NOW!!!

  13. 13
    Liar.Politicians says:

    Hence renamed the House of Perverts.

  14. 14
    Django says:

    It’s all a charade because MP’s who face a claim from an employee are basically indemnified by the taxpayer of their defence costs and any award made. I believe Guido brought this little known fact to light. So as there are no real financial repercussions for an MP who sticks his or her unsolicited hand on the grotch of an employee, its hardly surprising so many of them do!

  15. 15
    NEWSFLASH!!! – Grouniad / BBC axis discovers clitoris! says:

    The first signs that the Grouniad – Brown Bullshit Corpse have discovered the clitoris and its functions were seen tonight when a print out was circulated to waiting reporters.

    “This is incredible” said an astonished female member of the LieBore Shadow Front Bench. “I have often wondered what those funny sensations in that area were – now I know.”

    Up to now, LieBore have taken the word of traditional cutters that amputating the clitoris and appendages is ‘a culturally enriching experience’ – ‘one that we should all celebrate’ as one particular piece of shit put it. ‘That’s why we never interfered’ said another.

    Mzzzz. Hatty HaHaHaPerson added ‘I’ve never needed mine but while I do wear an effnic skirt I don’t feel inclined to go the whole hog.’

  16. 16
    DR says:

    After today’s acquittal are we all now at liberty to go round the workplace and the local pub putting our hands down chaps’ (and chapesses’) pants?

  17. 17
    A Right Fucking Bastard says:

    Probably smoking a nice Havana whilst they’re at it, which is a pleasure denied to the rest of us.*

    *The smoking indoors thing, not the anal sex. Although the missus isn’t too keen on either, come to think of it. Cünts.

  18. 18
    The HoC Troughers & Perverts Unlimited says:

    Sodom and Gomorrah is what we do 24/7 & of course all funded by the
    fcuking mug Tax Payers who we will always treat with utter fcuking contempt
    in the name of fcuking democracy as we are accountable to no one because
    we are the ruling Oxbridge political class who’s divine right is to control &
    govern the filthy stinking great unwashed masses & is handed down from on high……

    We won’t change our decadent anti social incestus behaviour while Rome
    burns as of course we know what is the right thing to do……………….

    So accept it without question what we tell you & just VOTE in the correct
    way for the ConsLieLaborLebDims fcuking Satanic Alliance when we tell you to
    then go back to sleep until 2020 & all in the name of democracy…….as you fcuking filthy stinking peasants who have no rights to what so ever to question
    US your masters !!!!

  19. 19
    An MP says:

    No, of course not, and I’m amazed that an unimportant little twerp such as yourself should have the gall to ask. We MPs belong to a club that gives us amazingly long holidays, an enormous expense account, cheap food and drink, the only bar in the country where you are allowed to smoke and, most importantly, near immunity from prosecution whatever we do. Envy us, hate us if you like, you pathetic plebeian. We are your masters and we can do what we like.

  20. 20
    Eraser Nelson says:

    Surely that should be the House of Come-Ons?

  21. 21
    Eraser Nelson says:

    Yes, Nigel never got up to anything did he?

  22. 22
    Eraser Nelson says:

    Grotch? Is that the bit of gristle that sticks out where your watch is?

  23. 23
    Eraser Nelson says:

    Or maybe the House of Lurids?

  24. 24
    Eraser Nelson says:

    Or maybe – going for broke – the Houses of Pulling-Men?

  25. 25
    Eraser Nelson says:

    Which ones?

  26. 26
    Kenneth Clarke says:

    I wonder who these filthy predatory gays are?

  27. 27
    Eraser Nelson says:

    To be fair that’s what Socrates, the Emperor Hadrian, Marlowe, Baden-Powell, Rock Hudson and several Kings of England liked to do too.

  28. 28
    Eraser Nelson says:

    Yes. It will be a cross between the Top of the Pops studio circa 1971 and a Vatican priests’ convocation.

  29. 29
    albacore says:

    If it “upholds the reputation of Party and Parliament”
    That procedure must plainly state that the whole caboodle is bent
    And not fit to shovel shit, let alone ponce and pontificate
    Least of all to legislate for and degenerate this great state

  30. 30
    Confused young man says:

    Thanks to Dave and Leveson we’ll never know in future.

  31. 31
    Angry young man says:

    It is high time for me to put an end to your sitting in this place, which you have dishonoured by your contempt of all virtue, and defiled by your practice of every vice; ye are a factious crew, and enemies to all good government; ye are a pack of mercenary wretches, and would like Esau sell your country for a mess of pottage, and like Judas betray your God for a few pieces of money.

    Is there a single virtue now remaining amongst you? Is there one vice you do not possess? Ye have no more religion than my horse; gold is your God; which of you have not barter’d your conscience for bribes? Is there a man amongst you that has the least care for the good of the Commonwealth?

    Ye sordid prostitutes have you not defil’d this sacred place, and turn’d the Lord’s temple into a den of thieves, by your immoral principles and wicked practices? Ye are grown intolerably odious to the whole nation; you were deputed here by the people to get grievances redress’d, are yourselves gone! So! Take away that shining bauble there, and lock up the doors. In the name of God, go!

  32. 32
    it's not just the interest that's eye-watering says:

    Regrettably, you are not a loan.

  33. 33
    Ockham's Razor says:

    My arse feels sore just reading about it.

  34. 34
    Fred the pensioner says:

    …”We won’t change our decadent anti social incestus [sic] behaviour while Rome
    burns as of course we know what is the right thing to do……”

    I think the folks on the Clapham omnibuses are all coming round to the conclusion that the right thing to do would be to burn that bloody school to the ground and put an end to this over-bearing pomposity and sense of superiority once and for all.

  35. 35
    Fred the pensioner says:

    You need to get out more and discover this thing called the internet.

  36. 36
    Fred the pensioner says:

    Code of Conduct? Guidlines? Mission Statement?

    All about as useful as a Party manifesto that is not subject to legal etc etc etc….

  37. 37
    Opportunity knocks says:

    I propose to open an emporium in Westminster which specialises in chastity belts for men with heavily reinforced gussets at the rear.

  38. 38
    non taxable pikey says:

    He’s gone back to buggering the country.

  39. 39
    Anonymous says:

    For fuck’s sake, why do they have to spend yet more time/money creating yet more guidelines/rules for themselves?

    Why can’t they just use the law like everyone else?

    I don’t see why they specifically need to create guidelines that say things like:

    “don’t honk the tits of the woman sitting next to you unless she says it’s ok first”


    “don’t stuff your hand down the trousers of the bloke sitting next to you and grab his cock unless he says it’s ok first”

    You don’t need to create guidelines/laws that specify, for example, that killing someone with a kitchen knife is not acceptable, because it’s covered by the general law of murder.

    All these guidelines/laws that they create for themselves (including expenses) need to be thrown in the bin, and they need to be subject to the same laws as everyone else.

    I fail to understand why an MP should be subject to different laws than the laws that they create for other people.

    By exempting themselves from the laws that other people abide by, and by creating “guidelines” that imply that they are above the general law, they’re pissing all over us all.

    Someone at sky/bbc/itn needs to interview Cameron, and give him a straight forward question, and refuse to let him go until cameron answers it, and that question should be:

    “The parliamentary guidelines/laws for expenses and other matters put MPs above the law that they create for the rest of the country. MPs should not be above the law. So, you have a straight-forward option:
    1) Rescind ALL the MP-exceptions immediately.
    2) Continue creating laws for yourself, continue being above the law, and piss all over everyone that you serve in the country.
    Do you want to piss all over everyone in the country, or do you want to be a decent human being? Are you all corrupt evil fuckwits, or are there any decent MPs left at all? Do you want MPs to be the most despised people in the country, or do you want them to be respected?”

  40. 40
    Dyno-Rod Dave says:

    so what’s new?


    taxpayer paid for alcohol makes it readily available but hey, i’m gonna make it free if you vote for me

  41. 41
    Anonymous says:

    This is why everyone needs to vote ukip at the euro and general elections.
    We need a 100% clean-sweep to oust all the current MPs.
    I could grudglingly accept MPs being above the law if they were actually competent in their work, but they’re not only corrupt arseholes with absolutely no morals, they’re also incompetent morons who have no understanding of the real world.
    Oust the fucking lot, and start afresh, and when that happens, the first thing they need to do is allow voters to fire their MPs between elections, and the second thing they need to do is get rid of all the legislation that puts themselves above the law. Everything good will then follow from that.

  42. 42
    pre-empting the next bandwagon says:

    Just reading Ed promises a Secretary of State for women in his cabinet team, which would include 50% women MPs.
    For a balanced situation I would have thought a Secretary of State for LBGT’s in government would be more appropriate, shirley?

  43. 43
    (That's enough Eds, Ed!) says:

    Nige? For fuck’s sake here’s a real worthy of whom you REALLY should be proud: http://www.pbs.org/newshour/rundown/gordon-brown-talks-guaranteeing-education-refugee-children/

  44. 44
    The scales covering the eyes of Justice says:

    In the interests of Equality, Vacant Ned should promise that his cabinet would include an appropriate number of low-IQ MPs to balance out any with a high IQ.


    Oh – wait …..

  45. 45
    Village Idiot says:

    …After watching panorama,and today,hearing about the goings-on at the heart of government,house of commons and their assistants,i am going for a breath of sea air!
    ….Dave,hey dave……..never mind “A happiness Index”,try a “Bitterly Dissappointed Index”…..

    To have sunk so low in ha…ha..”The Mother of Parliaments”,Mugabe was right!
    Oh how I detest what our country has become from what it was!..Never perfect, but better than now!

  46. 46
    nell says:

    First exposed for gross dishonesty and greed over their expenses and now exposed for a total lack of morality. And the electorate have put these people in a position of responsibility to govern the country !!

    +++++Shakes head++++++

  47. 47
    nell says:

    And is this not another argument for why the taxpayer should not be subsidising alcohol for these degenerate people in the bars and restaurants of the HoP? In fact Westminster should be declared an alcohol free zone that might help them clean up their act.

  48. 48
    (That's enough Eds, Ed!) says:

    Thank you, Mr. Cromwell!

  49. 49
    The electorate, despised and reviled by corrupt LibLabCon politicians says:

    The only choice we have ever been given has been in the fine detail of the manner of our own destruction ….. until now.

    Vote UKIP.

  50. 50
    A Notice says:


    To Welcome the Return of one of our own

    Guest Comedian: Chillax dave

    Also appearing (but not for long): The A-List Girls

    Black Tie – stockings optional

  51. 51
    Lord Stansted says:

    +1 And when (if) UKIP behave the same, we’ll kick those fuckers out too. The best solution is to have an empty House – then we can just knock it down.

  52. 52
    non taxable pikey says:

    So, I read that as lets overload the Lebanese school system and use the plebs money to pay for it. Minus a bit off the top for my “charity” not that bribery and baksheesh will be an issue since that’s what keeps the Lebanon government operational.

  53. 53
    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

  54. 54
    nell says:

    Sadly UKIP will not have the political infrastructure or indeed enough potential candidates to form a government in 2015 even if they could break the consensus. Though of course you must campaign hard for them if you believe in them and hopefully they will get some mp’s into parliament especially nigelfarage who would be a great breath of fresh air.

    What they should be aiming to do the first time around is match or beat the number of libdems and then build their base from there.

  55. 55
    Bloomers in rain-soaked Bongo Bongo Land says:

    Ukip: perfect examples of exceptional morality.

  56. 56
    Flower power says:

    The £ 1,300,000,000 loss is on an asset base of £ 3,000,000,000.

    Quite extraordinary.

  57. 57
    nell says:


    the co-op bank according to it’s own Directors is ungovernable and fatally wounded and yet still economically illiterate labour insist this will be their banking model if they win the 2015 election.

  58. 58
    L N Ripley says:

    There’s only one real solution …..

  59. 59
    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:

  60. 60
    Fucking dis custard says:

    Yes name them and shame tem, the dirty horrible Hunts

  61. 61
    Chillax Dave says:

    Well chaps I’m off on hols now – don’t do anything I wouldn’t!

  62. 62
    Prime Minister"The Dunce Of Downing Street" Cameron says:

    Up the bum with rod and gun.

  63. 63
    Not in my name says:

    A Code Of Conduct eh?

    Yes, that will really work. More words on a bit of paper.

    MP’s are not alone to blame: the antics of the staffers and hangers on their own are a sight to behold.

  64. 64
    Snowed On Ass Onge says:

    you have nothing to fear by blowing the whistle

  65. 65
    The Right and honourable Ribble . says:

    What’s wrong with thrusting your arm down a young man’s trousers?

  66. 66
    Bum Bandits are Us says:

    just like this creep – they wont do that again

  67. 67
    Mike Hancock says:

    You should come down clubbing to Pompey.

  68. 68
    Dave --Master ofd the Worshipful Company of Bum Bandits. says:

    Welcome back Evans the Prick — You’re truly “One of Us”

  69. 69
    Paddy Doherty says:

    You only have to look at the antics of the wife of the most senior of all Parliamentarians to realise that the whole house is rotten from the top down.

  70. 70
    Nu Attack Dog says:

    As I’ve said on here before – any person actively seeking political office should immediately be banned from ever becoming an MP for life.

  71. 71
    non taxable pikey says:

    David Cameron: ‘Jesus invented the Big Society – I’m just continuing God’s work’

    FFS, pass the bucket.

  72. 72
    Katie says:

    Now we know why homosexual matters seem to have been given priority in recent times !
    I wonder how much work gets done at Westminster when they have booze, sex & expenses constantly on their minds.

    The house of commons, more like the House of Sleaze . [ H of S ]

  73. 73
    Dave. says:

    Nigel is the perfect ambassador for my Big Gay Society. After a couple of pints we can’t stop him spreading it around all the young men in the room.

  74. 74
    Nu Attack Dog says:

    history repeating……..

  75. 75
    The Rev Flowers. says:

    And you thought that I was a bad un?

  76. 76
    John Locke's Ghost says:

    She always struck me as a awful busy-body.

  77. 77
    Chuka ( you can call me Harrison ) Urmunneyaround says:

  78. 78
    F##k the LibLabCon says:

    A house of thieving lying perverts no morality whatsoever.

  79. 79
    Old Nick Heavenly (alive and kikin) says:

    Militant Perverts, the Militant Pervert for Baisez Stroke.

    Watched Marine Le Pen on Frog telly last night

    she wiped the floor with the opposition. If Snow Nigel and his 700 dwarves could be as coherent then I would be impressed

  80. 80
    F##k the LibLabCon says:


  81. 81
    F##k the LibLabCon says:

  82. 82
    C.O.Jones says:

    Well they certainly know how to look after themselves.

    John F Kennedy snagged 1,200 Cuban cigars before 1962 trade embargo


  83. 83
    F##k the LibLabCon says:

    Get back to Dave’s cock.

  84. 84
    Why is it so easy to illegally enter an Island? says:

    You can’t get into Wimbledon without a ticket so why not the UK?

  85. 85
    Nigel Evans says:

    One up the bum and no harm done.

  86. 86
    Genghiz the kahn says:

    Labour’s ethical bank model goes tits up.

    Will the two Eds call for a judge led inquiry?

  87. 87
    Pervert Information Exchange says:

    Google is your friend.

  88. 88
    DAVE (Bum Sex for Me) Cameron says:

    I fully stand behind eveyone , and nobody does anything wrong ,

    Sticking your hand down a gentlemans trousers is an age old tradition here in our Westminster bubble

  89. 89
    Sarah Wollaston says:

    Fuck off dick head.

  90. 90
    Velvet chasm, council gritter says:

    Yep, I think Miller and dirty Nige have probably lost the next election for the Cons

  91. 91
    Little men playing at being big men says:

    You forget the Palace of Westminster is exempt from the laws it makes, supposedly to allow it to carry on with it’s job without such mundane things as laws getting in the way, but these beautiful people we call MPs and their hangers on abuse this privilege, to tell these people they are NOT above the law and only what laws they are making or changing or arguing about is, alcohol like in the streets in certain areas should be banned in the Palace of Westminster and if you do wrong you should be jailed for at least 6 months

  92. 92
    A working man says:

    In the first job I ever had I was told in no uncertain terms I was not to go near touch or do anything remotely sexual with any other employee .

    I followed this policy and was able to make money and get on.

    It is a policy little heard of these days.

    I hope Cameron speaks up and makes things crystal clear.

  93. 93
    Nu Attack Dog says:

    hahahaha – for Labour that’s a win

  94. 94
    Gideon says:

    I am not pleased – not pleased at all.

  95. 95
    Ukipper says:

    Pretty soon being gay will be compulsory. Mark my words.

  96. 96
    CBI/EU/liblabcon/the Left/property parasites says:

    Perhaps it’s because there are so many vested interests happy the see our borders permanently wedged wide open.

  97. 97
    Someone just shoot Pistorius and get it over with says:

    I’m so fucking sick of that murderous c-unt Oscar Pistorius turning on the waterworks every five seconds when he gets caught out in a lie. The arsehole keeps putting a quiver in his voice whenever the cross examination gets tough. Someone just shoot the fucker and be done with it.

  98. 98
    Enriched out of existence says:

    You mean 3.5 million surely?

  99. 99
    Oh, really? says:

    Next, Channel 4 will be doing an in-depth feature on sexism, sexual harassment and drug and alcohol abuse in the Meja.

    What’s that, Channel 4? That programme idea has been shelved indefinitely?

  100. 100
    Lord Stansted says:

    I hope so.

  101. 101
    Pervert Information Exchange says:

    Already is in the House of Perverts.

  102. 102
    Mornington Crescent says:

    …and men’s arseholes.

  103. 103
    Lord Stansted says:

    The Kremlin seems to be the more honest place.

  104. 104
    Toxo Thrushbuster says:

    It makes you wonder whether a large percentage of Westminster has a sexually transmitted disease (or two), that is currently not considered a sexually transmitted disease, that controls their idiosyncratic behaviour? From the viewpoint of this STD, the most effective means of transmission would be by making the infested individual rich, powerful, controlling, and predatory. A fingerprint of this behaviour would be in the controlling regulation of others by which they do not themselves abide. Mindblowing.

  105. 105
    Pervert Information Exchange says:

    Keep calm and carry on voting UKIP.

  106. 106
    Jack Ketch says:

    So, up to the Army then?
    At last a use for that Olympic Park–a holding area prior to the mass executions.

  107. 107
    Sir Jimmy Savile says:

    Maggie gave me a knighthood. Wahey!

  108. 108
    An indignant little man in a crash helmet says:

    Remember DSK.

    When that nutty young bint came forward and claimed she had been molested by this person she mentioned the matter at the time to her mother.

    Now DSK also knew the mother quite well and her reaction was to tell her daughter to keep quiet because the guy at the time was in the running to be President of France.

    Codes of practice would not stop this.

    You need clear offences on the Statute Book.

  109. 109
    Inspector Clouseau says:

    We are very sorry.

  110. 110
    Norman Normal says:

    House of Lewds?

  111. 111
    Anonymous says:

    You don’t have to be a pervert, a lier or a swindler to work in Parliament, but it helps.

  112. 112
    The Old Codger says:

    “They should get everyone at Number 10 to sign it too…” Oooo, go on Fawkesy spill the beans. It occurs to me that gay staffer portrayed in Little Britain and his attraction to his boss, is a sort of inverse of what appears to have been going on in real life. If a staffer or helper declares that he is gay, bi, straight and the MPs declare whether they are gay, bi, straight if they are matched there should be no problem, then this business with Evans would not have happened. As an aside how many in the Cons are gay, bi, straight, get it out in the open and then those in power can do the jobbies thet were elected to do.

  113. 113
    The Old Codger says:

    If it was all in the open it relieves the pressure and everyone can have a good laugh

  114. 114
    Plato says:

    Not Socrates, matey.

  115. 115
    Cher says:

    What’s this about a Labour cabinet?
    Losers, Bastards, Gits and Tossers?
    Could make a song.

  116. 116
    Bert says:

    Fascinating. I have bookmarked your site and will return to it every 20 minutes for the rest of my life.

  117. 117
    Nigel Vlad Reclaim Coalition says:

    The Satanic House of Commons, I would feel afraid to work in this place. These people are punch drunk on tiny bytes of power, they are not fit to sweep the streets.

  118. 118
    The Poof In Residence says:

    I see Owen Jones is fronting a new TV show.

    He’s going round the world back passaging.

    Sorry, my mistake – backpacking.

  119. 119
    Gordon Brown's brane sel says:

    I’d like to announce a growth of £-1.3 billion at the co-op bank for 2013.
    More champagne bigots?

  120. 120
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Your comment has been noted. However in the UK doing such a thing you are more likely to be found dead in the woods or smeared to kingdom come. The US laws on WB’ing have some teeth [enron] in protecting the WB’r … the UK flaws are riddled with rhetoric and legal jargon.

    n.b. Note to the reader – take note of which trade body – writes up all the legal jargon … Dohhhhh.

  121. 121
    Nigel Reclaim the Commons says:

    New Minister appointment:

    Mr Nigel Evans Esq MP, Manister for Men.

    Ditto. Manister for Mincing.

  122. 122
    Doorman says:

    They could at least check if the fuckers are wearing trainers.

  123. 123
    Lance the Boil. says:

    So. The mother of all Parliaments is actually a mother F!!!ing whore.

  124. 124
    Can't keep up with new Abbreviations. says:

    When did VD become STD?

  125. 125
    Steam Clean the Commons says:

    Strike now Gideon, like the previous incumbents since Callaghan and excepting Major, we are in lost marbles territory.

    Stonking budget… Get on with it or face Balls every week.

  126. 126
    Little men playing at being big men says:

    The Palace of Westminster used make laws for us but none applied to the Palace of Westminster, time to make the place booze dry and seeing the laws are made in the EUSSR time that all laws applied to the Palace of Westminster after all the MPs have turned the place into a knocking shop.

  127. 127
    Steam Clean the Commons says:


  128. 128
    shell suit supplier says:

    Orlright Dave, are you gonna wear the turquoise or the pink shell suit today?

  129. 129
    Spastics Society OUT. Scope In says:

    Triage. The NHS likes to use triage these days, came from the first world war, probably taken from something else back then too.

  130. 130
    Eric Joyce ex of the Commons says:

    Try it laddie, just try it.

  131. 131
    Satanic Males of the Commons says:

    Right first time, see Wiki.

  132. 132
    Willard (quoting Kurtz) says:

    “As for the charges against me, I am unconcerned. I am beyond their timid lying morality, and so I am beyond caring.”

  133. 133
    Time to end this says:

    Time to introduce these sleazy corrupt bastards to madamme Guilotine?

  134. 134
    Ban K weers from the HoC says:

    At least the Chief Slapper likes men — it’s all the k weers that are the problem — grossly over-represented in the HoC thanks to the efforts of the gay mafia.

  135. 135
    All Gays should get back in the Closet says:

    Not bad. Just an obese thieving fa ggot with no banking skills.

  136. 136
    Dick Black says:

    She certainly likes me.

  137. 137
    Piece of String says:

    OMG, like people should need to be reminded to act appropriately! And to think that these tools are ‘Running’ the Country. Don’t tell me, what’s next?….

    Wash your hands after going to the toilet advice?..

    Look both ways before crossing the road?..

    Don’t pick something up of the floor and eat it if it’s been there for more than 5 seconds?..

  138. 138
    Tim Yeo-Yo says:

    I think you’ll find that the army are quite happy to suck on their political leaders coks just as long as they get to keep their pension. Even general Jackson was a blairite lacky who was more concerned about keeping the politicos happy rather than his troops.

    One of the major reasons why I left. The military is as politicised as the police and competence won’t necessarily get you as far as a decent bit of brown nosing!

  139. 139
    Anonymous says:

    Don’t forget the parasites.

  140. 140
    To answer your question says:

    It was changed because the younger generation had no idea of the meaning of the word ‘venereal’.

  141. 141
    Spartacus says:

    shell had the same problem about ten years ago when top management was very publicly caught out fiddling oil and gas reserves.

    the ethical workshops and indocrination that followed were mainly wasted on the rank and file.

  142. 142
    The lake of fire awaits says:

    Dont forget his apostasy doing it all in Gods name.

  143. 143
    Smug, less smug says:

    Don’t watch telly unless there is something good on (rare)
    I have never seen or heard Mr Pistauris.

    Mind you, I missed those Olympics for which I paid my share of £12,000 milliion too. What was that, about £400 per working taxpayer?

  144. 144
    micant1812 says:

    Reblogged this on My Blog.

  145. 145
    Anonymous says:

    FFS – if there’s one person I wouldn’t want around kiddies………..

  146. 146
    Anonymous says:

    As long as they can still trough & steal from the taxpayer the POS will say ‘YES’.

  147. 147
    Anonymous says:

    Must be the only good thing that Cromwell ever did or said

  148. 148
    left wing, right wing, tis all the same bird! (a turkey) says:

    +another 1
    These are my feelings when trying to convey my thoughts to others re a GE,
    I don’t doubt UKIP mps would become the same as the chancers running the show now,
    I do think however think some habits are worth learning….. like voting out the chancers, make a habit of it and we may JUST get the representation we deserve!

    Vote UKIP at every opportunity, they can hardly break that which is already broken.
    Can they?

    A vote for any other party is flagrant capitulation, and you get what you deserve!

    Vote UKIP GET UKIP. (Ukip Shaft us…Vote them out)

    Vote Liebour get SHAFTED
    Vote Tory get SHAFTED

  149. 149
    Don Likeitupthem says:

    Carry On Westminster…. ohhhh, matron!

  150. 150
    Richard says:

    Perhaps if the House of Commons bars shut at 11pm there would be less groping by the “Honourable” members.

  151. 151
    Anonymous says:

    Would longer shirts be helpful or just a hinderance at Westminster

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