April 11th, 2014

Caption Contest Winner

The lucky winner of David Charter’s ‘Europe, In or Out? Everything You Need to Know‘ is:

Simples says:

Just a shade over 5 ft

Get in touch for your prize…


34 Comments

  1. 1
    Nemesis. says:

    Not a caption but intrigued as to who are the two ‘men’ standing next to Bercow?

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  2. 2
    Sally says:

    Make that 6 feet – under!

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  3. 6
    right hand man says:

    Bercow is pretending to have a wank.

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  4. 7
    Nigel Evan's naughty little winkle says:

    Well I’m fucked.

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    • 12
      Gladys says:

      A real mummy’s boy I heard.

      He could never stand up to her so always hid his sexuality.

      When she died all hell was let loose as the charges all follow on from her death.

      A weak man who has demeaned the Parliamentary process and caused unnecessary expense and trouble.

      My grandson aged nine this morning asked me who was Nigel Evans and what it was he was supposed to have done.

      How do you explain that to a nine year old ?

      Thank you Nigel Evans.

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  5. 10
    An angry taxpaying pleb says:

    How the hell can you fanny about with caption contests when Maria Miller is still walking about with our money ?

    I think the Government should employ Gerrie Nel to go after Miller on our behalf.

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    • 14
      broderick crawford says:

      how about pissedtorius himself with a bloody great colt 45 and bad eyesight .

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    • 27
      Tom Catesby. says:

      We want the all the money back you thief.
      Do any of you out in the ‘cyber world’ and the usual suspects to this site
      think that, the members of the parliamentary committee who let Miller
      off for thousands of the British peoples’ money, should be, named, through the media , as accessories?

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  6. 11
    pollytical toynbee correct says:

    Three poofs, where’s the piano?

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  7. 13
    :) says:

    Very Good. :)

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  8. 15
    Bill Quango MP says:

    It was the best comment. Must be Alex picking the winners today.

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  9. 18
    Corby says:

    Thought the Speaker was useless?

    Wrong – he makes a good lamp stand.

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  10. 19
    Jane says:

    Nonsense.

    Not every five foot man can wear a hat as big as a lampshade and carry it off.

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  11. 21
    Smell the glove says:

    Gilbert and George, I think their names are. Or Ant n Dec

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  12. 22
    Tom Catesby. says:

    Are they in love?

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  13. 23
    Smell the glove says:

    Or is The Speaker rubbing his thumbs in anticipation ? Order Order !

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  14. 24
    bartfartbastard says:

    On the basis that the BBC have, via HIGNFY, called the grandchild of the Queen, just a fucking baby, can I ask who the fucking gays are?

    And who is the short little fucker on the right?

    And can they pay me £146 a year?

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  15. 25
    Tom Catesby. says:

    BTW. One of the best and most profound quotes of the day ever on this site.
    Congratulations to Marina Hyde, on a succint and realistic summing up of the sickness in our country today.

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  16. 32
    Anonymous says:

    “Europe, In or Out? Everything You Need to Know”
    If UKIP have members able to explain in precise detail how gay marriage triggers a deluge. Maybe one of their number can specify, how that effect might be redirected to washing away the EU.

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  17. 33
    MagicFlute says:

    John Bercow has a ‘can I watch’ expression on his face, or does he expect (joy of joys!) to join in.

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  18. 34
    Edmund says:

    Can someone – the Archbishop of Canterbury? or is that being woefully naive? – actually answer the question of whether homosexuality is a sin.

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