April 10th, 2014

WATCH: Cameron Signals Evans Return

“I’m sure he will want to get on with working with his constituents in the Ribble Valley and, as for the future, I’m sure it’s something he’ll be discussing with the chief whip when he returns to Parliament.”

 He’ll be back on the terrace in no time…


  1. 1
    Taxpayer says:

    Has he been paid all this time he’s been off work?


    • 29
      The two muppets. says:

      Has Miliband jumped on the bandwagon yet ,and called for Nigel Evans resignation ?


      • 35
        David 'I am allergic to angry bears if they pay me' Cameron says:

        No. According to the headlines, Miliband has been busy goose-stepping around DCMS trying to start an intifada.


        • 54
          broderick crawford says:

          Ahh …. the Islington Intifada awakes !!!

          Time for all you socialisr brothers in arms who have been patiently slumbering since dear Gordon s ( and Granita s ) demise to re – group around the even leafier glades of Primrose Hill in order to unite behind your new new Leader to overthrow this blue/yellow yolk and raise once again the beloved red flag over the brandy and coffee at The Gay Hussar !!


          • broderick crawford says:

            … sorry … that watering hole closed down too !!


          • C O (Ξ7p) says:

            Hasn’t the Gay Hussar recently closed down ?

            (It was a v. good restaurant back in the day :-p)


          • nell says:

            According to Mary Riddle, the Telegraph’s very own Pollytwaddle, edmiliband is ‘ the new prophet who is going to rebuild the promise of jerusalem’ LOL!


          • C O (Ξ7p) says:

            That is both offensive and blasphemous.


          • God says:

            Is there any other kind of blasphemy?


          • David 'bumsex marriage' Cameron says:

            See you in the ECHR.


          • The Man who chose m'Lud Prezza of Hull and Damnation as Deputy & left us with McRuin & PC Bollocks says:

            My £rd Way is to leave people in place, allow them to resign, then reinstate them.

            They all finish up much better orf – take Peter for instance -


          • Fred the pensioner says:

            Oh Brod, Brod… Your mis-spelling of yoke has rather left your rant with egg all over its face. Never mind, just blame Shirley and her trashing of the ejakashun system.


        • 86
          Bandwagons R' Us says:

          He can only do that in PMQs – something to do with the need to have the bandwagon scripted for him.


        • 114
          Fishy says:

          According to Brillo, Weird Ed has been spotted at a farmers market in Hampstead…wishing, no doubt, to be seen, and show solidarity with the people there, who are suffering with the cost of living crisis.


    • 103
    • 137
      Scampi Flaps says:

      Of course he fucking has, big time earnings for this vile fucking deviant. Anyone going to flag up that a serving member of OUR parliament sees nothing wrong in a lifestyle of dangerous illicit sex with men young enough to be his children? Absolutely no chance of him being blackmailed now though I suppose as we heard all about the fucking vile things he gets up to when not siphoning off OUR money in parliament. Let’s have a close look at his expenses, I bet it is littered with receipts for Abba records, poppers, butt plugs, GBH and Justin Bieber tickets. Sack this fucking deviant bastard now Cameron you spineless shit stabber lover.


    • 154
      Corby says:

      He should have been paid : the prosecution never should have been bought.

      Hopefully he can resume his career. I suspect a strong streak of homophobia in the police determination to prosecute.


      • 164
        Shitbag Sanders says:

        Shut up you fucking mong, the pigs were shit scared of having another S’aville style scandal on their dirty, blood stained hands. This Evans is a serial offender, he only got off because of his connections, many of his other crimes have been swept under the carpet. Same things happened to the two Coronation Street nonces who both got off because of who they know. Wake up you thick child raping apologist.


      • 335
        SIZE 14 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

        That stupid word again, a phobia is a fear , despite the attempts of the Guardian reading classes and the liberal chatterati most people react not with fear but revulsion,no amount of legislation can alter the fact that sodomy is a repulsive unnatural act between perverts!


    • 198
      A Schoolboy says:

      Well bugger me


    • 204
      Mr Nobody says:

      Where’s Ed Balls?


    • 338
      Little Black Sambo says:

      “Has he been paid all this time he’s been off work?”
      Why should he not have been?


    • 342
      Anonymous says:

      Well Dave did lose one of his affirmative action appointees, Maria Miller so I guess he has to bring back the disgraced Nigel Evans, he may have used his position to force young men to have sex with him, but he is a minority afterall, and to the PR man Cameron that is more important than anything else. An ass bandit rapist for a progressive thief…don’t you just love modern liberal democracy


    • 344

      Besides that, we hve Cameron playing the same stage management game as Laborites. The staging of the privileged princesses in the background for ‘effect’. What a sickening pretend “Conservative’ Cameron really is. He has actually putting emphasis on the ‘Con’ part as he sells it of cheap and just follows that moronic leftist attitude and position. It is truly sickening to watch. Everything is done according to a popularity poll instead of principal or good common sense.


  2. 2
    David Cameron says:

    Bumsexers rule.


    • 76
      RomaBob... says:

      The back terrace……? ffs I just hope he does not get p*ssed again and start acting like a tart!


    • 83
      nell says:

      Do give over – the nigel evans issue is not about prejudice against homosexuality. In fact choosing a stable sexual partner is not an issue. nigelevans did not do that – he indiscreetly used his position to indulge in a multitude of sexual relations , much like Revd Flowers , although in his case fuelled by drink rather than drugs.

      MP’s since 2009 have been exposed for their profligate unacceptable lifestyles, funded by us, in search of drink, drugs, money, sex…. or in gordon’s case power…

      Time for a clean up act – and no davecameron accepting these people back into the fold won’t do!

      I notice labour are very quiet on this issue – no doubt they have their own transgressors they are hoping are not going to be exposed before the 2015 election!!


  3. 3
    Questions of our time says:

    Is David Cameron bought and paid for by Putin ?


    • 17
      The Pound Shop says:

      Only a pound.


    • 25
      Barreness Asshole of Private Plane - she's the one who saved Ukraine says:


      Mr Pootn is strictly sex the proper way as nature intended – though frankly, I’ve never known what that is.


      • 187
        Garrotted says:

        How could you know dear when you have your nether regions firmly emplanted on your face by the looks of things.


    • 34
      Labour is the nasty party. says:

      No but Miliband has been .Do not forget that he sided with Putin and Assad against
      the West.


      • 38
        Questions of our time says:

        Clocked that. Does this article:


        then mean that Private Eye is bollocks ?


      • 88
        jgm2 says:

        Miliband, on this rare occasion, was absolutely right. We have no business getting involved in Syria on either side. But if we do get involved it should be on the side of the chap who, prior to the civil war, was looking after Christians as opposed to fucking well murdering them.

        We should definitely not be supporting cannibals.

        At the moment the only good thing about Syria is the British jihadis that Assad is kindly killing for us.


        • 122
          Tim Yeo-yo says:

          Too true. Millitwat was strangely in tune with public opinion regarding Syria. Thankfully parliament worked on that occasion.


          • jgm2 says:

            Aye. and I should have put ‘British’ in quotes too. Nothing fucking British about the c*unts.


        • 161
          bergen says:

          Couldn’t agree more. Cameron has backed an insane bunch of jihadists intent on genocide of Syria’s ancient Christian community.


        • 232
          Milliband was right on this occassion says:

          Remember even a broken clock tells the correct time twice a day. Evn the fuckwit Brown did the right thing by keeping us out the Euro, though for the wrong reasons no doubt.


      • 221
        Anonymous says:

        Panorama: Don’t Cap My Benefits

        “As the government’s benefits changes begin to bite, Panorama gains exclusive access to one of London’s worst-hit boroughs and follows the personal stories of those most affected.” BBC i-player

        So Labour is the nasty party? Funny, don’t see that “Caring Conservative” Dave is about to Hug-a-Hoddie any time soon.


    • 59
      broderick crawford says:

      I m Putin every effort into making this country a new Soviet satellite.


    • 271
      Nigel says:

      I like him without a shirt, not as a human being mind.


  4. 4
    All that jizz says:

    Dave looks like he’s being blown already…


    • 65
      broderick crawford says:


      Come and see me sexy Dave — online tonight . You can see me fully clothed and text me for free but if you want a personalised viewing you ll have to purchase tokens which buy time on my ” private show “…


  5. 5
    Pick litter for bennies says:

    Did plod go after Evans after “Plebgate” failed.Its the elephant in the room.


    • 18
      Blown Bottle says:

      Statement following the not guilty verdict at the trial of Nigel Evans:

      Firstly let me say that I entirely respect the verdicts reached by the jury today and I thank them for considering these matters so carefully. I would like to particularly thank the complainants and many witnesses that have provided evidence to the court; I know it has been difficult and challenging for many of them to do so given the circumstances that have been investigated. Whenever anyone takes the brave step to come forward to the police, or provides evidence to such an investigation making serious allegations of a sexual nature, it is absolutely right that we carry out a professional investigation into all such reports. The personal impact on an individual and their families of sexual abuse as we know is significant. It cannot have been easy for those who have done so to provide evidence to the investigation and court proceedings. We have recognised and considered the views and needs of the complainants throughout this case whilst ensuring we provide support to them and the witnesses through what has no doubt been a very difficult and challenging ordeal While these allegations were made against a public figure, we have been committed throughout to investigating this matter in the same professional and victim-focussed way that we would all such allegations. We also recognise the personal impact such proceedings have on Mr Evans and have sought throughout to ensure the investigation is conducted in a fair, professional and proportionate way. We have worked closely with the Crown Prosecution Service from an early stage, and all of the evidence was subjected to careful scrutiny before a decision was taken to charge, particularly where complainants did not see themselves as victims. Only after that very careful consideration was the decision made to put this before a jury in the belief that there was sufficient evidence to justify a realistic prospect of conviction. The jury has had an opportunity over the course of the trial to hear and fully consider the evidence presented by both the prosecution and the defence. The burden of proof in our system is quite rightly high and once again I thank the jury for giving this case their full consideration. Lancashire Constabulary remains committed to investigating allegations of this nature, no matter how historic, and no matter what the role, position and status of the alleged offender, and we would encourage anyone who has been a victim of a sexual offence to come forward safe in the knowledge that they will be treated sensitively and professionally.

      Detective Supt Ian Critchley, Lancashire Constabulary’s Head of Pubic Protection


      “How did he get off? I’ll be *****ed if I know.”


      • 47
        OJ Simpson says:

        Its easy.


      • 96
        Bosun Higgs says:

        This statement was obviously written in expectation of a ‘guilty’ verdict and hastily bodged when the jury acquitted.

        As for ‘respecting’ the jury’s verdicts – look, Ian old chum, you don’t actually have a choice.


        • 130
          Fucking dis custard says:

          Oscar pistoffToryious has now got his trigger fingers crossed.


        • 220
          Blowing Whistles says:

          This reads a lot like a “Machine Gun Trial ‘conducted’ at Cardiff Crown Court in Feb 2010 – and when the jury ‘acquitted’ the man … the msm papers who had been prepped for a guilty verdict – suddenly went completely silent and failed to report the verdict – one particular paper has the sun shone on it – perhaps they were in cahoots with the pigs of South Wales (and the CPS and others) as much as they have been with so many other police farces?


    • 143
      Logical Fallacy says:

      Bollox. How was Evans supposed to prove he hadn’t done something?

      And “brave step to come forward to the police”? Double bollox, the filth were trawling around looking for people to give evidence.


  6. 6
    David Cameron says:

    Swivel, electorate.

    Come May 2015, I’m out of here.


  7. 7
    Maimed Codger says:

    Damaged Goods… when will Dave learn, Mud Sticks and not every one in this Country is Homosexual.


  8. 8
    Táxpáyér says:

    Dave must be a UKIP plant.


  9. 9
    Eric Joyce says:

    If Nigel comes into the bar tonight and tries to put his hand down my trousers, I’ll nut him!


  10. 10
    Yuck says:

    Camoron the Bumsexers’ Champion.


  11. 11
  12. 12
    Count me out of Camp Nigel. says:

    Cameron has absolutely NO choice but to accept the slimey creep back. Looks like rest of the Tories are stuck with him too!


  13. 13
    Anon says:


  14. 15
    Andrew Mitchell says:

    Hello, anybody there?


  15. 16
    Tosser Dave says:

    Welcome Back to the Honourable Member for Bumsex.


    • 27
      Anonymous says:

      We get it mr obsessive. You don’t like gays.


      • 31
        Someone says:

        Liking gays is not compulsory. Get over it.


        • 37
          Labour is the nasty party. says:

          You sound like a UKIP supporter.


          • Someone says:

            I was thinking of voting Green, but now you mention it, maybe I should consider UKIP. Thanks for that.


        • 101
          Bosun Higgs says:

          Liking some gays and disliking others is more rational.


          • Someone says:

            I agree.

            What I do not understand is this patronizing PC tosh that because someone is gay or black or transgender or one legged, we have to like them, or , at least, pretend we do.

            I have got to know quite a few gays over the years, mainly through work, and several of them are complete twats.

            One gay friend, in contrast, has been a friend since the late 1980s – one of my longest friendships, in fact. His life-long partner is dead now, but it is interesting that when he could have entered a civil partnership, he decided not to. I must ask him some time about gay marriage – something i think of a total fiction and merely an excuse for pantomime ceremonies. It has never some up in conversation, which again is interesting: no gay person I know ever mentioned the slightest desire for such a change to the law. Maybe it’s a generational thing, I don’t know.


          • Anonymous says:

            My feelings for them is neither “like”nor “dislike”. Just utter revulsion.


          • The Ghost of Lord McAlpine says:

            It has a very nasty side to it that is never challenged. The gayers have some kind of Savillesque dirt on the establishment. Probably to do with same sex pedophilia within the elite.


      • 36
        Lord Stansted says:

        gay? WTF is gay about it? It’s all bloody sad. The HoC seems to be filled with people more eager to lift shirts – and skirts – and cash – than to do any work.


        • 51
          Anonymous says:

          LS, you are a bit of prat no?


          • Anonymous vs Anonymous says:

            I’d say you’re the prat.

            The man/woman/whatever has an opinion.

            But you would like to shut it down because it doesn’t fit yours.

            That’s what I’d call prattish.


          • Rules of the game says:

            You’re entitled to your opinion KS. We’re entitled to laugh at you.


        • 120
          Head in ground says:

          Yes, let’s carry on pretending parliament is just like any other place of work, and not riddled with thieves, perverts and psychos.


          • By the way says:

            Is not The City also riddled with thieves, psychos, piggy-bankers and other mates of Dave?

            (P.S: In no way is this to defend or defect attention away from greedy MPs)


  16. 20
    Anon says:

    Sajid Javid is Osborne’s sock puppet.
    And the fur-cup just gets bigger and bigger


    • 33
      Podiceps says:

      Osborne is taking control of the party.

      Or rather, that should read: the big guns that fund the Tory party are starting to hedge their bets.

      Theresa May must be furious


    • 53
      nell says:

      Sajid Javid is a working class lad, who held down a real job in the real world and made good before deciding to go into public service. Now he’s a Minister. More power to his elbow .

      Be quite interesting to understand why labour have been attacking this working class lad today . There was a time when labour once stood for helping the working classes to do well. Sad!


      • 63
        Bristle says:

        Yep, grew up in the Stapleton Road area of Bristol, which is pretty grim even for Bristol. Remind us again Ed, where did you grow up?


        • 324
          Jail bird says:

          Can somebody please ask him which “Culture” he will be encouraging? His or ours. Somebody please keep count of the growing list of mosky “faith” schools.


      • 129
        Anonymous says:

        So what the fuck’s he wasting his time in the DCMS for? He should have told Dav, “Yeah, sure I’ll take the job but on the express proviso that I can raze the dept to the ground. After taking down the BBC.


      • 241
        deutsche bank says:

        Ve cellebrate ze Englizh vorking klass. Ve no interest have in money, just ze diverzity and enluzion. Heil!


  17. 28
    Taxpayer says:

    Who are all those people who have nothing better top do than sit around watching Cameron’s back? Don’t they have jobs to do?


    • 43
      Mrs Miller Peed says:

      You’ve got to watch his back to stop all sorts of MPs creeping up on him – and to make sure the weave is covering the pate.


    • 48
      Whiffler says:

      They’re watching out for Nigel.

      Guido says “He’ll be back on the terrace in no time”. Surely “up your back alley” ?


  18. 40
    Count me out of Camp Nigel. says:

    Rehabilitation of the c-reep starts here!

    Guido should make sure he has a dustbin lid on his d-i-ck when he meets the c-reep on the terrace!


  19. 41
    Seychelles here I come... says:

    The blonde on Cameron’s left has got great knockers.


  20. 42
    Podiceps says:

    Found not guilty doesn’t mean he is innocent.

    They are being kept in check. The whip has gone, but they are being reminded by these charges that they are all blackmailable.


  21. 44
    David Cummerbund says:

    I think I speak for everyone when I say to Nigel,…Nigel, you are a young man, there’s no need to feel down. And I think it would be right if I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground.
    I said, young man, ’cause you’re in a new town
    There’s no need to be unhappy.

    Young man, there’s a place you can go.
    I said, young man, when you’re short on your dough.
    You can stay there, and I’m sure you will find
    Many ways to have a good time.

    Common’ everyone – Do the actions!

    It’s fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
    It’s fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.


    • 49
      Caught by the Fuzz says:

      “Nigel, you are a young man, there’s no need to feel down”

      If Nigel hadn’t felt down in the first place, there would have been no trial!


      • 64
        MP in XTC says:

        “We’re only making plans for Nigel
        We only want what’s best for him
        We’re only making plans for Nigel
        Nigel just needs this helping hand

        And if young Nigel says he’s happy
        He must be happy
        He must be happy in his work

        We’re only making plans for Nigel
        He has his future in a British steel
        We’re only making plans for Nigel
        Nigel’s whole future is as good as sealed

        And if young Nigel says he’s happy
        He must be happy
        He must be happy in his work

        Nigel is not outspoken
        But he likes to speak
        And loves to be spoken to
        Nigel is happy in his work

        We’re only making plans for Nigel”


  22. 45
    Playboy Dave says:

    …as my old mate “Fishy Fingers” Ross always says, keep the boys on hand and ready to go, you never know if we are going to run out of (call) girls!


  23. 50
    Judicial Loose Cannons says:

    Next thing you know Pistolius will get off!


    • 58
      OJ Simpson says:

      What, for shooting his girlfriend through a bathroom door ?


    • 73
      John Bellingham says:

      He will get seven years for culpable homicide. That means two and a bit years, but with his cash that will be six months in Sterkfontein with a butler and a minder (it is a low security nuthouse, so low that inmates can come and go as they like) and then release on medical grounds.
      Shooting a whining Northern Suburbs kugel in the head is not considered that serious as brain damage is very rare in such cases.


  24. 52
    The British media are cunts says:

    Some rather nice totty over Cameron’s left shoulder. Worth watching for her alone.


  25. 60
    nell says:

    cameron has made another wrong call.

    This man’s sexual orientation is not the issue

    His profligate sexual lifestyle , his failure to form a stable relationship, his gross misjudgements on what is acceptable behaviour for a highly paid public servant, his gross inability to make sensible and balanced judgements leading to his indiscreet and distasteful behaviour all call into question his suitability as one of HM lawmakers.

    And no dave , neither he nor mariamiller should ever be allowed back into ministerial positions.


    • 75
      Calmer Suture says:

      What positions would those be?


      • 109
        Turnip Soup says:

        You know best nell…………


        • 194
          nell says:

          Of course I do! At my age of course I do! LOL!

          The older we get the more we come to understand that none of us know all of the answers!!.

          But with age we can make some educated guesses.


    • 108
      Time to stick up for ourselves says:

      Perhaps his sexual orientation should be an issue.

      Gays in Parliament seem vastly overrepresented in comparison with their percentage in the general population.

      If the white native population is over represented in anything, minorities are not slow in pointing it out.

      It’s time over presented minorities received exactly the same treatment.


    • 111
      Experience says:

      Nothing wrong with being busy in the bedroom department, but you have to be discreet.


  26. 61
    John Bellingham says:

    Our entire Parliamentary system is buggered–or it will be by the end of the next session after Evans has touched base with his colleagues.


  27. 62
    Larry Grayson says:

    What a g ay day!


  28. 66
    The Court of Public Opinion says:

    Botty Bandits 1, Public Morals 0


  29. 68
    ? says:

    Video: University of Birmingham student accused of assault during protest speaks after case against him is thrown out


    I blame the Conservative led coalition for this fiasco.


    • 72
      A bent security guard says:

      Only doing my job.


      • 100
        IMHO says:

        No you weren’t.

        Private security guards should be banned. They are often unreliable witnesses, and take on a bullying attitude and pretence of an ‘authority’ which is just not acceptable.


  30. 77
    The Gay Mafioso says:

    Our filthy fifth column rule these lands so you anti-bumsex racists better watch your backs!


  31. 80
    Francis Horner says:

    Yet another of these extraordinary talks by politicians where half the audience all seem to sit facing the speakers back. Funnily enough it’s always that part of the audience representing the demographic the politician concerned is keenest to have the public believe support them.

    It would be too much to hope that the media might start to boycott these ridiculously staged events.


  32. 84
    Retrograde Motion says:

    Would an MP who put his hand right down the front of a young woman’s trousers get off with it on the grounds that he was drunk?

    Perhaps that explains the popularity of the bars in the Commons?


    • 94
      Judge Dreadful says:

      The jury has made its mind up. Long live the jury.

      Makes you wonder what Maria Miller is so afraid of.


    • 133
      Fuddle_Duddle says:

      Men do not view sexual advances with the same sense loathing as women do. Most women are completely messed up in matters sexual, which is why we have such weird laws to do with sexual deportment. Think about it.


  33. 87
    M Oaten says:

    Wonderful wonderful news! Think I celebrate tonight and get totally shitfaced!


  34. 92
    Double Standards UK says:

    He’ one of ours….it’s been very stressful….he can come back to our special club soon.
    All the rest of you can feck off ……no legal aid or employment tribunals for you…you`re just scum.


  35. 98
    Nigel says:

    I’ll be in the Strangers


  36. 106
    Chillaxed Dave says:

    I now pronounce Nigel and a gayer man and, err, man before God.


  37. 112
    Immer Wieder says:

    I don’t trust him. He’s got a birdface.


    • 153
      White rabbit says:

      Quite right. Like a Reed Warbler, intent on a filthy night out in Cardiff.


      • 176
        Ange from ASDA says:

        Who was the spoonface twat who came up to my fish counter on Monday.
        He said something condescending and looked like one of those politician types.
        I spat in his shellfish.


  38. 113
    optional says:

    The disUnited Gaydom stumbles through another day, do any of the troughers not see the damage done to public morale by these events, gayness seems more important than anything else.

    Meanwhile the better Nigel waits and waits….spectacular outcome predicted.


  39. 115
    Mornington Crescent says:

    “The Tory Minister, a vicious feud and the gay sex party… paid for by you: Westminster braced for new sleaze scandal as Spe’aker plans emergency talks to defuse crisis”.

    Can’t link to it – the m0d will catch me. It’s in the Daily Mail.

    If true, what a vile party they’ve become under Ca-moron.


  40. 119
    A Welsh Nationalist says:

    Evans was given a position of trust by the country and he abused that trust.

    It is not a crime to be homosexual but for a middle aged man to be fondling younger men is a serious lapse of judgment if not a criminal offence.

    If Cameron thinks it OK for him to go back into the Speaker’s Office he is dafter than people have been making out this week


  41. 123
    Meanwhile, in the real world says:

    David Cameron may rue the day yet he decided to break the army and focus government on gay marriage:


    • 145
      Little men playing at being big men says:

      Should that be we will rue the day the we voted the LibLabCons in, they being the elite will just sit back and watch our young forced to go to war for a corrupt regime called the EU, time for a change and next month hopefully will be the start, although I think the plebs will just return the MEP LibLabCons in again as usual, as they are too lazy to think for themselves.


      • 216
        Final Straw says:

        If the western political elites get us into a shooting war with Russia, they will not hopefully survive the rebellion of their own peoples.

        Let the Habsburgs, Hohenzollern, Romanovs and Ottomans be a warning to the establishment tossers.


  42. 125
    Genghiz the kahn says:

    Novel approach to expense claims.


    Charlotte Leslie claims dyslexia made her do it.


  43. 127
    majorfrustration says:

    Are serving MPs allowed to sit on Jury’s?


  44. 134
    Syrup of Figs keeper, sacked yesterday says:

    Everybody forgotten me already?


  45. 136
    The Old Queen Network says:

    “He’ll be back on the terrace in no time…”

    Of course he will.


  46. 138
    A young man's todger says:

    I’m frightened now!


  47. 139
    Dyno-Rod Dave says:

    Hello there, yes, it’s me again – jolly good show for Nigel – need as many pervs in government as we can get – who needs women, hey??


  48. 141
    Syrup of Figs keeper, sacked yesterday says:

    Breaking News: PM announces Nigel Evans to be appointed as first Minister for Men.


  49. 142
    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:



    • 151
      Little men playing at being big men says:

      Stopped worrying now, the braindead Liebour tribes will just vote whichever one is still alive after the knifing in the back by the other, if either one gets in they will destroy this country within two years, what happens after is what happens after that.


    • 200
      nell says:


      It’s neither of those it’s bullyballs wife yvette!!!


  50. 147
    Mike Handycock says:

    I made a terrible blunder not going after the teen lads didn’t I? Could have been in Cabinet if I’d focussed on shirt no skirt lifting! C0ck!


  51. 159
    Political Scum says:

    Nigel Evans:
    Putting the Ddyfidd into kiddy fiddling.


  52. 163
    Pissed Orius says:

    A million families in the South East, b@nkrupt, thrown out onto the streets penniless, no bank account or credit card (frozen by spivs creditors). No council houses available (sold off to spivs), no welfare safety net (destroyed by spivs), no rental homes (blocked by spivs capping and means tests) … so they have to migrate somewhere else.

    People who vote for spivs should not be surprised when the spivs rob them blind


    • 165
      Joss Taskin says:

      Which streets in South East London are they inhabiting now ?

      Just out for a stroll and haven’t seen any yet.


      • 238
        kropotkin says:

        It’s just the usual apocalyptic clap trap from the socialists. They all have inner fantasies about waiving red flags on barricades at the vanguard of hordes of starving rebels.


    • 284
      Former Labour Voter says:

      That is why I no longer vote Labour – fuckin’ spivs ruined my life.


    • 298
      Táxpáyér says:

      If only they cut income tax that causes unemployment and had reduced benefits so they didn’t get addicted to OPM in the first place.


  53. 166
    Realist says:

    The forms of social control have switched, from promises of a better afterlife (Victorians) – to upward social mobility ( Maggie and Blair) – to fear of penury (This lot).

    We need to break that control.


  54. 168
    Nigel Evans says:

    I Know I said there would be no celebration following my acquittal, but:


  55. 170
    T.B£iar - the People's Messiah says:


  56. 173
    omar shariff says:

    my lips are sealed.


  57. 174
    Elsie Hargreaves 5 Railway Terrace Dewsbury says:

    I have to say I think that Mr Cameron is “losing it”.

    he has just accused that nice Mr Farage as being “dishonest” .

    I have never heard this as a reason to vote Conservative before.


  58. 175
    Seychelles here I come... says:

    Flight 370? It’s like trying to find an honest heterosexual in Parliament….


    • 211
      nell says:

      you have the wrong idea . This is not about sexuality it is about integrity and honesty or rather the lack of it!!

      nigel evans failed the test but so also has bliar and brown and militwit and bullyballs .

      These people are inately dishonest!!


  59. 178
    Ange from ASDA says:



  60. 182
    David Cameron says:

    It has come to my attention that there are some people on this site who work hard and have good jobs. Just to let you know I hate you.



    • 205
      nell says:

      Oh I think that’s a nonsense . Labour today attacked Sajid Javid because cameron made him a minister and he is working class , has worked and made good before he decided to become an mp.

      labour don’t seem to think working class mp’s who become ministers are worthy of support !!!


      • 274
        Sarah Palin says:

        I know the feeling; had I been a leftie bitch the media would have been singing my praises. That poor guy needs to accept that due to his ethnic roots he is supposed to be a leftie.


  61. 184
    To Boldly Go says:

    On Qt tonight: it doesn’t really matter, same old, same old.

    Gay Mps, troughing Mps, Eu, blah blah….


  62. 192
    Ockham's Razor says:

    Oh well, if he joins the cabinet, it will bring the wimmin’s number up again.


  63. 217
    Brassed Off Joe Public says:

    Is eagerly awaiting the overdue departure for good of the

    fcuking ConsLieLaborLebDims Satanic Alliance………………

    these fcuking self indulgent dinosaurs from the last century………

    are in need of total extermination for the good of OUR country !!!!

    which we are going to take back from them……..


  64. 218
    Owen Jones says:

    YouGov/Sun poll CON 32%, LAB 38%, LDEM 8%, UKIP 14%

    Get in there Nigel.


    • 224
      Brassed Off Joe Public says:

      Is it possible that “You Gov” is totally funded by EUSSR……?????

      I wonder why ???

      Perhaps Peter Cnu*tner would care to explain his relationship with

      Kathy Ashton the EUSSR Foreign Minister……

      Achtung achtung……..!!!!!!


    • 234
      Dragonfly says:

      He’s got to start taking votes off the Labour Party as well as just the LibDems.


    • 286
      HughGuv says:

      Astonishing that Libdumps still getting 8%.


      • 327
        Jo Burg says:

        That sort of thing happens when you ask the same people for their opinion every time. Perhaps the pollsters should move away from Brighton and western Salford.


  65. 222
    Nigel Evans says:

    I’m gay and I’m free!

    Fuck off you lot!


  66. 223
    Anon. says:



    • 227
      Anon. says:


    • 248
      Brassed Off Joe Public says:

      its what The Biased Broadcasting Company aka BBC, does 24/7
      & of course like the fcuking Oxbridge political fcuking Bum Boys is
      accountable to no one, they tell us, least of all the electors who
      are forced pay for them…………
      Now is the time to terminate this evil fcuking vermin once & for all,
      its OUR country not theres…….


    • 275
      F##k the LibLabCon says:

      Hand picked and well prepared no doubt.


  67. 226
    Universal Hiss says:

    Oh my. Panorama just gave a realistic take on the benefits cap.

    How many Anglo Saxons are left in Brent? Quite amazing.

    What is really vile is the sense of entitlement the enrichers have.Dear God. I’ve got 7 children.You have to give me shed loads of money.

    I’m not normally over the top but would you like to fuck off to Palestine/Ethiopia to see what houses & money they would provide for free.

    & the useless woman who indoctrinated & veiled her children.Hateful.

    Rant over for a bit.


  68. 230
    Mrs Ordinary person - not fooled by Labour says:

    This Panorama programme showing the tide of immigrant **** allowed to swill into this country should be enforced watching for every English native – their sense of entitlement is unbelievable and they have never and have no intention of putting one penny in the pot.


    • 242
      Universal Hiss says:

      What was odd for me was it just showed it as it was without the usual leftie bollocks.How did that happen?

      Again & again very stupid women giving the age old my children are starving.O.K. adoption.Where is the father?

      Was that normal for Brent or were vile whites not fully represented to make a point?

      Always hard to trust the BBC but that editorial slant was very surprising.


    • 246
      Londoner says:

      There are a million illegals in London. They need to be slung out.


      • 251
        Universal Hiss says:

        Presumably all the people we saw were British citizens or entitled to reside here?

        Their sense of entitlement was disgusting.How did they get it?


        • 333
          Not an immigrant says:

          They get it from ‘our’ establishment.

          When they see a political class hostile and contemptuous of the native Britons, is it any wonder the immigrants pick up on it?


  69. 243
  70. 249
    P.Mandevilson, the Eminence Greasy says:


    • 269
      Gok Wan says:

      OMG what’s up with that miserable cow now, I’d look like the cat that’s got the cream if I had a mouth full of cum like that darling.



    • 276
      Anonymous says:

      The true face of New Labour – and what an nasty face it was and is.


  71. 250
    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:



    • 253
      Universal Hiss says:

      Good. Shows how stupid English voters are though. UKIP should be on 75% +


      • 254
        C O (Ξ7p) says:

        It is well known that people don’t like to give pollsters honest answers.

        But the Lib Dem sentiment seems to fit expectations.


        • 262
          Universal Hiss says:

          Is that the + – stuff? We’ve looked hard at the maths on statistics but frankly it’s all bollocks.

          We just pretend we know what we are talking of.


          • C O (Ξ7p) says:

            Not the +/- stuff – just people lie to the pollsters.

            Lib Dem just feels right.

            In truth, your guess is as good as the information you have available to base it on. Scooting around the internet, chatting with people, keeping eyes open, listening to gut and reading what Lord Ashcroft has to say is more accurate.

            The betting sites are also quite accurate because people are less likely to lie about their expectations when they are putting their own money down.


          • Universal Hiss says:

            It’s all bollocks.Like the life sucking bastards selling annuities.The people that call themselves HR specialists.The politicians who are psychopaths.Bankers who should be taken out & shot.There is not enough space on the internet for the criticism of the vile bodies who just make money & have no interest in anything else.

            Drunken rant. ^^^^^


    • 255
      Anonymous says:

      And what about the Bus Pass Elvis Party?


    • 257
      M Oaten (Limpdem brown noser extraordinary) says:

      Try some bumsex with teenage boys followed by a free of charge full frontal pebble-dashed face, it fixes me up a treat in no time at all Mr Clogg! :)


    • 263
      Incapable Vince, deputy Chief Cockroach says:


  72. 258
  73. 259
    Harridan Harmanhater says:


  74. 261
    Harridan Harmanhater says:


  75. 265
    Spare us from these Politicians says:

    So he’s a drunken Lech and Dave wants to give him a top job again?


  76. 267
    Chuk off says:

    What about the White ethnic Briton?


    • 270
      Enriched Eric from Boston says:

      No white faces from Chuka’s travels over the last few days, will the BBC send a reporter round to point this out I wonder?


    • 272
      The Home Office never says:

      Most of them are illegals, pretending to be Portuguese or Spanish EU nationals. They should be systematically rounded up and their true identities rigourously checked. The bills of this should be sent to the embassies of Brazil, Columbia, Venezuela and Peru, which is wehere the worst offenders come from.


    • 281
      Time to get tough says:

      Why is it so difficult to count people in and out of an Island? Car parks never seem to have a problem identifying those who have over extended their stay.

      In fact why not get traffic wardens to double up as illegal wardens, put them on a bonus for every illegal caught.


      • 288
        Bob says:

        I can’t see that working, if that were to be implemented the ‘illegal wardens’ would be millionaires within a few short years and being millionaires I could only see them jacking it all in and retiring to southern Spain.


    • 283
      Anonymous says:


  77. 277
    Blackberry says:

    Woman commits theft and is proud of it.


    I hope she gets sent down for a decade.


    • 282
      No chance says:

      “The case was adjourned until May 12 for psychiatric and pre-sentence reports”

      Which means she’ll blame it on a particularly heavy period that month and the courts will let her off with 12 hours community service.


  78. 278
    bolshevik broadcasting corporation says:

    Bill Bragg’s suppose to be a signer so why is he on BBC QT?


  79. 285
    Where's your ring? says:

    Why doesn’t Hattie wear a wedding ring? Is it a Socialist thing to do?


  80. 287
    Not Nobel Peace Prize Obama? says:


    • 290
      News Flash says:

      They already are and have been doing so for quite sometime now. What… you thought Putin invaded the Crimea because he had nothing else better to do?


    • 291
      A bright idea says:

      The US could just mind its own business for a change.


      • 331
        Vicky Nuland says:

        But we have a PNAC to impose on the rest of the world. Shysterism and nation wrecking diversity don’t just happen by themselves you know.


    • 296
      Handypara says:

      Oh, that would be really clever! And how long until these weapons are used against friends of the US in the Middle East or even against the US and allies?


    • 299
      Handypara says:

      And increased pressure on Assad would only lead to Putin increasing his support for him. The West might be mad enough to replace Assad with an Islamic republic, and consequent militant Islam adventures, but thankfully Putin may save us from that.


  81. 293
    Diane Fatbutt says:

    A wacist swan attack hard-working immigrant students, it had to be WHITE!



    • 295
      Podiceps says:

      The boy in the picture is doing his best to annoy the swan by staring at it and holding up his smartphone. Leave a swan, even a nesting swan, alone and it will leave you alone.


      • 303
        Ockham's Razor says:

        I will post this in sections

        1. In the late 50s, my father bought a converted naval pinnace, a sturdy ship built of double-skinned teak in the First World War Era. It was one of the many Dunkirk small ships. 32ft LOA and a beam of 8ft allowed a quite large cockpit area in the stern where we could have our lunch in fine weather. The ship’s side was lower at this point at perhaps just over 3ft above the water line and so our head and shoulders would be above this when we were seated.


      • 304
        Ockham's Razor says:

        A sudden blow: the great wings beating still
        Above the staggering girl, her thighs caressed
        By the dark webs, her nape caught in his bill,
        He holds her helpless breast upon his breast.

        How can those terrified vague fingers push
        The feathered glory from her loosening thighs?
        And how can body, laid in that white rush,
        But feel the strange heart beating where it lies?

        A shudder in the loins engenders there
        The broken wall, the burning roof and tower
        And Agamemnon dead.
        Being so caught up,
        So mastered by the brute blood of the air,
        Did she put on his knowledge with his power
        Before the indifferent beak could let her drop?

        Leda and the Swan – W B Yeats


      • 314
        Ockham's Razor says:

        In the late 50s, my father bought a converted naval pinnace, a st’urdy ship built of double-skinned teak in the First World War Era. It was one of the many Dunkirk small ships. 32ft LOA and a beam of 8ft allowed a quite large cockpit area in the stern where we could have our lunch in fine weather. The ship’s side was lower at this point at perhaps just over 3ft above the water line and so our head and shoulders would be above this when we were seated.

        Sometimes swans would come and crane their necks up over the side in an attempt to get at our food but they could not reach. They would make a raspy hiss, as if begging for food, with their beaks stretched wide open and you could see down their throats.

        One day my father, from his seated position, suddenly shot his arm out and caught one by the neck, just below the head with a firm grip. It could neither bite him nor escape and the weight of its body together with the side of the ship prevented it from flapping its wings. After some 25 seconds, he let it go. I could never bring myself to do that and do not know what possessed him to do it. Maybe he was trying to make a point about not bugging us?

        My memory of this is very distinct despite all the time which has elapsed. It did not stop the swan from coming back! I have never seen anyone else try this.


  82. 294
    House of perverts says:


  83. 305
    Ockham's Razor says:

    Are we not supposed to say Cockpit?


  84. 336
    Nemesis. says:

    Evans might need to wear a nappy in the future when his sexual acts catch up with him. Either that or he will require anal sutures.


  85. 341
    its spooky says:

    what a dark place britain is.
    guilty until proven innocent held to ramsom by dodgy lawyers.

    the only currency lawyers understand is cash,evans should sure for millions to teach these immoral people a lesson.


  86. 343
    Peter Ellis says:

    So the guy engages in utterly disgusting behaviour but it’s all legal ! He shouldn’t even be in parliament, let alone in any public position ! If that stupid bugger Cameron doesn’t realise that, he should be out, too. It’s time to clear out the the Augean stables.


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