April 10th, 2014

He Lied and Lied and Lied

Jailed expenses crook Jim Devine has been ordered to pay his former office manager £18,000 in damages after a judge ruled that he had defamed her to cover up his own criminality. Marion Kinley alleged Devine had stated I’d stolen significant sums of money while office manager and the reason I did this was because I had a serious gambling problem”. The judge agreed “that when he made these statement he knew them not to be true and that they were made maliciously” and that Devine’s evidence was “incredible” and “implausible”. This is one Jim won’t be able to charge to the taxpayer…


  1. 1
    Lab rat says:

    “…never wrestle with a pig. You get dirty and besides, the pig loves it…”

  2. 2
    Lord Scalded Bollock says:

    Has Cameron resigned yet?

  3. 3
    cheche says:

    Daily Politics

    On about politicians marking their own home work. Can they keep a straight face with the BBC Trust

  4. 4
    Jim Devine says:

    I didna do it!

  5. 5
    Herr Hermann is watching You says:

  6. 6
    Speedster says:

    Is Auntie going to run this as a story do you think?

  7. 7
    M­a­­­­q­bo­­ul says:

    Are you free Mr Devine?

  8. 8
    Terroristic Creapb to anti EU behaviour says:

    So the directive says the data has to be retained for the “terroristic attacks” but ends up saying it is used to fight crime.

    Except they have not defined crime.

  9. 9
    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:

    I love it when you talk dirty :)

  10. 10
    Fucking dis custard says:

    Hoots mon, I got pig shit on ma shoes

  11. 11
    The BBC are cunts says:


  12. 12
    Was he telling the truth here ? says:

    During his trial Devine alleged he had been ‘shown the ropes’ on how to maximse his expenses by other Labour MPs including a certain Tom Watson. This was denied by various parties in written statements . The judge didnt believe Devine. I mean what a preposterous allegation. No way !

  13. 13
    Lord and Lady Establishment-Stooge of Brussels says:

    How do these troughers find the time to ruin our country ??????

  14. 14
    Prof Stephen Hawkins says:

    How many Labour MPs have been imprisoned now? I’m not good enough at maths to count this high.

  15. 15
    jgm2 says:

    MP is a liar?

    MP will try to blame anybody to avoid taking responsibility himself. Even if the lie they tell to avoid personal responsibility would involve a wholly innocent person going to jail?

    I’m shocked. Shocked I tell you.


  16. 16
    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    The whole building is a pig sty. What is the fucking point of feeling patriotic when we are represented by thieves, liars and sexual deviants ?

  17. 17
    jgm2 says:

    The entire building should be tiled – wall, floors and ceilings – and fitted with fucking big sprinklers.

    That way we can hose all the shit out of the fucking place every night.

  18. 18
    Owen Jones says:

    Ipsos Mori rarely gives UKIP a good rating but today it is 15%!


    Get in there Nigel.

  19. 19
    AshleyBogle-Frimpong says:

    Hear ! Hear !

  20. 20
    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Any comment from John Mann MP following the judges ruling on Jim Devine. Two faced Mann?

  21. 21
    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Why hasn’t Ed Miliband commented on the Jim Devine ruling. Why is Miliband taking so long? Miliband will only answer when the media frenzy begins. Miliband, too slow, too shallow.

  22. 22
    Maria Miller says:

    Wow every site I visit is slow today. It’s almost as if everyone is hurriedly updating their security settings or something.

  23. 23
    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    hopefully there will arise a true English farmer to clean out all the swill.

  24. 24
    Biffo says:

    ‘Crime’ means exactly whatever they want it to mean – reminds me of the Red Queen in one of the Alice books. Aren’t they also putting in some tinpot law that criticism of the EUSSR can be regarded as a crime? A little addition to all my email signatures I think ‘FU EU’.

  25. 25
    C.O.Jones says:

    The only thing in RedEd’s life that was too far and too fast was the knife that he drove into his brothers back.

  26. 26
    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    Is devine anything to do with that SugarCrush app ?

  27. 27
    bergen says:

    Those Scottish Labour MPs are so ghastly that it’s no wonder Salmond feels he has a sporting chance in the referendum.

  28. 28
    Biffo says:

    One who is laying a stock of piano wire as it may well be needed next year.

  29. 29
    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    People should be aware that trappings of wealth are made by artists and artisans and architects who produce, by their thought and application of expertise, the things that the liars, thieves and sexual deviants surround themselves with to give themselves feelings of worth. With the act of making a thing is a purity and those things are demeaned by association with the liars, thieves and sexual deviants.

  30. 30
    Prime Minister"Money's no object" Cameron says:

    You know who they should call in to find the MH370 black box? The 1922 Committee. I have absolute faith in them.

  31. 31
    Jolly nice chap says:

    Send all those Scotch gits back north of the wall. In fact, get the Italians back to rebuild it – they did a damn good job last time. Then put all the pikeys up there too, and close the gates. Oh, then send up the Blairs, Millibands et al. It could be a perfect open prison…I feel a cunning plan coming on…

  32. 32
    Universal Hiss says:

    I know it can’t seem possible but they are much worse than the WM lot.That takes some doing.

    That Lamont is in a class of her own for aggression to match her pig ignorance.

  33. 33
    Universal Hiss says:

    What did I ever do to you then? I didn’t send south,Blair,Brown or Alexander or any other of the rabble come to that.

  34. 34
    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    yes, yes I know that quite a few artists are sexual deviants and particularly in the theatre it seems, there might well be a correlation between the desire to pretend to be somebody else and to want to be an MP.

  35. 35
    Is it just me? says:

    18,000 quid seems a small sum to compensate for an employer betraying someone and deliberately and publically branding them a thief.

  36. 36
    Fishy says:

    Just to return to yesterday. It was some Labour MPs support for the likes of MacShane and Devine which triggered the vexatious Miller complaint and a recent complaint to the police.

    Labour MPs were sore that they were seeing the likes of this piece of scum go down, but not Tories. And they were trying to equate their mates’ fraud with a substantive issue that Miller was not guilty of.

    Labour are (to coin a phrase) lower than vermin.

  37. 37
    Fishy says:

    6, I think (six as they say on the vidi printer) and one was carried off injured before the police could get to the cu’nt

  38. 38
    Fishy says:

    Come on BBC, let’s be having you. This story links to the still warm issue of Miller and MPs expenses, so where is the report?

  39. 39
    B Boyd says:

    I look forward to Jon Snow’s unbiased assessment.

  40. 40
    McOinker says:


    Never argue with a fool, they’ll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

  41. 41
    Justin Poofy Boots says:

    Ha! Ha! Ha!

  42. 42
    PDubya says:

    I thought the bbc wrote the article bearing in mind that Labour was never mentioned.

  43. 43
    Anonymous says:

    Don’t waste your time waiting for that B.Boyd;he has never been guilty of giving such an assessment.

  44. 44
    brittania says:

    ….Who are we patriotic to in this multi -culti,half of ,em want to kill us,god forsaken,ethnic ly diluted,rapidly declining,thiird world country that the selfish politicians,over years, have built,and is not worth laying your life down for anymore?

  45. 45
    Vlad the Loudhailer says:

    He just doesn’t get it!

  46. 46
    broderick crawford says:

    At first glance at the photo I took it to be of Reverend Flower Pot …. are these two by chance related ??

  47. 47
    broderick crawford says:

    No Cammo not yet gone … but rumours abound Maria Miller will resign on being recalled to the Cabinet sone time in the future ……just to get the compo.

  48. 48
    cured lefty says:

    This was the thick brainless cannt labour chose to replace robin cook

  49. 49
    The tit in no. 10 whose once-used wellies aren't quite as high as the pig-shit is deep says:

    No-one’s judgment is rasher than mine.

  50. 50
    Nick Clegg, Cockroach-in-Chief, Pervs Я Us says:

    I love pretending to be PM. It gets my little willy all excited.

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