April 9th, 2014

Sajid Javid New Culture Secretary
Nicky Morgan to Attend Cabinet as Minister for Women

Not a woman, but a key Osbornite is the first of the 2010 intake to make the cabinet.

UPDATE: Nicky Morgan MP is the new Financial Secretary to the Treasury. She’ll also be Minister for Women and will attend Cabinet in that role.


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  1. 1
    Den Smith from the Shires says:

    Who

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    • 3
      Esther Louise McVey says:

      So who is doing the women?

      Miller was Secretary of State for Culture, Media and Sport and Minister for Women and Equalities

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      • 5
        Blob says:

        Can I do the women? Actually no, looking at them I’d rather date Mrs Palm.

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      • 25
        The baggy eyed Eagles says:

        Well we’ll gladly do them.

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      • 31
        Anjams Silver Hammer says:

        Women are old hat love, it’s homos first then mooz and then women. This time it appears the second order won. Stick to bennies reforms, kick more ass!

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        • 57
          Stay Focussed says:

          well they have covered the w0g bit ok

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          • CallMeDave says:

            Well, I may have slipped up on Maria Monk but I’ve got a muslim in so THAT shows I’m not biased. Who said I’m confused?

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          • Pak1 label applicator says:

            Not a muslim. Self describes as being non-religious. I’ll give you pak1 instead.

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        • 161
          Trannyphobia label applicator says:

          No, darling, it’s homos, muzzies, trannies and then wimmin.

          Try to keep up with the project.

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      • 81
        The stalactite in no. 10 says:

        We faux Conservatives don’t do women, we only do our bum-chums.

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    • 14
      Táxpáyér says:

      None of that really really matters, Osbourne is continuing Gordonomics except to benefit the landowning i.e. rent-seeking welfare state instead of the failure reward welfare state.

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    • 15
      Strange man of DWP says:

      Death by I?D?S?mith endoresment, last Sunday.

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    • 37
      Light at the end of the tunnel says:

      Sounds like a good bloke actually. Married to a practising Christian as well.

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      In this edition, we reveal that a shocking six out of ten employment and support allowance (ESA) claimants hit with a sanction are vulnerable people with a mental health condition or learning difficulty. It’s the hard proof we’ve been looking for that the DWP’s sanctions regime is based on a deliberate policy of institutional discrimination. We also disclose that, as the Atos administered work capability assessment (WCA) continues to fall apart, three quarters of all new ESA claimants no longer have a medical at all.
      Capita aren’t doing any better either, it seems, as it’s leaked that civil servants are now being drafted in to try to help clear the backlog of Capita’s PIP assessments.
      We also look back at a year of the bedroom tax. And we examine the vile hypocrisy of Maria Miller and her fellow coalition MPs, cutting benefits for grandparents caring round-the-clock for a severely disabled child whilst richly rewarding Miller for ‘caring’ for her parents in her taxpayer funded second home.

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      • 101
        Táxpáyér says:

        Looks like another labour Party front.

        Only thing Conservatives are getting right is hunting down the vast numbers benefit thieves.

        I only wish they’d cut the number of failure rewards down.

        Noone on benefits should be better off than anyone who works.

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      • 148
        Tim Yeo-yo says:

        When am I going to get a tax bill for my bedroom? Clueless labour fcuktards have been going on about this for ages but I’m yet to see a bill?

        Could a labour troll please explain how the bedroom tax is going to be collected?

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    • 113
      Táxpáyér says:

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    • 116
      plantagent r says:

      there goes ‘having a jolly good time under the crusaders’ at the british inclusive museum

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  2. 2
    Blob says:

    Well that’s another box ticked.

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  3. 4
    Old Boys Network says:

    Not an Eton Chum ?

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    • 12
      C.O.Jones says:

      Well I have just looked up his profile on wiki. This privileged toff is actually the son of a bus driver. Cameron should stop promoting these elites to positions of power.

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      • 164
        Dewsbury Bus Spotter says:

        Baroness Warsi used to say that her father was a bus driver and he turned out to be a millionaire business man who’d paid for her to be set up in law. Don’t believe a word they say.

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    • 30
      Casual Observer 2 says:

      Not even a bum chum. Dave must be losing his touch.

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  4. 6
    thostids says:

    I take it that there is a real shortage of white, Anglo Saxon Protestant males to appoint to the Government of the Country.

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  5. 8
    Centre Parting says:

    Shouldn’t it be the Ministeress for Women?

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  6. 9
    Max says:

    How do you know he’s not a woman, most of them mp’s are

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  7. 10
    The soft underbelly says:

    Fucking bang on this one! Lets have a Fucking M’uslim as our minister for culture Fuck off Tories enough is enough.

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    • 26
      Tosser Dave says:

      He’s ideal. A second generation immigrant that made good. Only trouble is he bats for the wrong side as far as we bumsexers are concerned.

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    • 29
      Keitho says:

      I see he claims to be non religious.

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      • 40
        The soft underbelly says:

        Yeah, and he claims not to have his father’s nose.

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      • 159
        thostids says:

        That’s quite right. As Mohammedanism is a “Cult” (one l) and he’s a lawyer this will be the first and last time, since being appointed to the Cabinet he might be tempted to tell the truth.

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    • 34
      Táxpáyér says:

      Gift to UKIP from the Heir to Bliar.

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    • 135
      SIZE 14 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

      GREAT DAY TO CELEBRATE ENGLISH NATIONAL IDENTITY
      Minister of Faith MUSLIM
      Minister of Culture MUSLIM
      Please note these appointments are only applicable in England, similar posts are a devolved responsibility.

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  8. 11
    Increasingly pissed-off taxpayer says:

    Dave — you’ve lost another opportunity — TO SHUT DOWN THE FUCKING CULTURE MEDIA SPORTS AND ASSOCIATED BOLLUX MINISTRY.

    It is an unnecessary pointless useless expensive irrelevance.

    Make some proper cuts like this — get the Deficit down you useless t(u)rd !

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    • 79
      the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

      I think it used to be a no-brainer, they take all the money and give it to the Olympics.

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  9. 16
    It's getting silly now says:

    This is not fair. Cameron is appointing a minister for women. Why can’t men have a minister, or dogs or white British?

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    • 134
      Oh FFS, that's all we needed says:

      We’ve got a German sitting on the Throne of England, a non-Christian nancyboy as Archbishop of Canterbury and a marxist nonce as leader of the Conservative party, may as well have a packee in charge of Britains cultural heritage, eh?

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      • 150
        Deprived viewer says:

        Does this pakee approve of ‘equal marriage’? If not, will he move to have this nonce- sense removed from the statute book?

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  10. 17
    Casual Observer 2 says:

    This bloke has got a wife and four children. He is clearly not suitable to be in charge of the Bumsex Ministry

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  11. 18
    Fucking dis custard says:

    Is he gay I wonder?

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  12. 20
    SIZE 14 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

    In a calculated insult to British culture Cameron, has appointed an Asian as Culture Secretary
    UKIP cannot believe their luck ,incredible !!

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    • 123
      Dorkass says:

      lol yes. I would also point to his bankster past, but any further remarks connecting the dots could see me getting an unwanted visit from PC Peasee.

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  13. 23
    Maria should go ex Directory says:

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    • 27
      Mitch says:

      Interesting that she can propose changing the goalposts when it suits, but gets very strict and legalistic when rules are applied to herself.

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  14. 24
    Sajid does well out of troughers says:

    He gained his seat when Julie Kirkbride resigned.

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  15. 35
    A missed oportunity says:

    Would it have not been better to have simply wound down this soviet style ministry?

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    • 151
      Fred the pensioner says:

      Yes. See previous threads.

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      • 152
        Fred the pensioner says:

        Here we are in case you missed my previous contribution on all this.

        We do not need her or indeed her very expensive Ministry.

        Just shut the whole useless edifice down.

        Sport can take care of itself – why should I fund people who run round in circles and jump into sandpits? Let them fund that themselves. Kids will still be able to go to the local park to kick a ball around, or the local swimming pool – and all without political interference.

        Culture? WTF does that mean? Watching/subsidising illegal immigrants to bang on dustbin lids? Local amateur dramatic groups seem to manage to fund their own private activities – again, all without political interference.

        Media? There are adequate laws to keep the media on their toes (in line?), so we do not need a fully fledged Quango to help them along.

        The whole operation is surplus to requirements and should be chucked overboard before the end of the month. Civil servants involved can go and find a job in the real world.

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  16. 36
    The Bromsgrove Massiv says:

    He’s a good bloke, he can even fill out an expenses form without incriminating himself.
    No warts either, all good.;-)

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  17. 39
    Gaddafi predicted the takeover says:

    The inexorable rise of the peace religios, what next …..school governors nobbled, heads changed, bag heads for all women in public?

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    • 45
      Hamjam says:

      Three good ideas except we are well on the way already. Damn this country.

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    • 47
      The soft underbelly says:

      Apparently Public stonings will be in the Queens speech. It’s all part of the efficency drive to allow magistrates more time on the golf course.

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  18. 41
    Mike Newland says:

    Another excellent step towards getting rid of our national culture eh?

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  19. 42
    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:

    This afternoon, Mithter Thpeaker, I shall be releasing a torrent of white hot invective on the Pwime Minithter, berating him for his weakneth in offithe.

    Thand back for a PMQ performance of Statesmanlike stature.

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  20. 43
    THIS IS WHAT MILLER REDUCED THE BRITISH EMPIRE TO says:

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    • 51
      Bill Quango MP says:

      Dave is delivering a bottom-up restructuring of the Tory brand

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    • 62
      SIZE 14 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

      The banner of anal fissure ,HIV ,Hepititis , peodophilia lesbian mothers, and transexual perverts flying over our Capital city , makes you proud to be British.

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      • 66
        Cameron is no better says:

        She debased the office of Minister of the Crown. This is what she should have been sacked for.

        Disgusting Trashy woman

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        • 83
          SIZE 14 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

          A member of a disgusting trashy government, who have fallen over themselves to carry on where the vile Blair regime left off in destroying every national institution from the Police , judiciary, education system, the armed services, the civil service the free press ,and their slavish obedience to every EU diktat.

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  21. 46
    Hamjam says:

    The Kweers will be a little sad, one of their own not available?

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  22. 48
    A Reader says:

    Putting in someone of P’akistani descent into a role already tainted with extreme corruption that is meant to have something to do with British culture, is perhaps not a smart decision.

    Yet another F for Dave the Dunce.

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  23. 49
    The Sod says:

    The moslem take over continues unabated. This country is finished.

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  24. 50
    wrthomson says:

    Sharia law it is then!

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    • 54
      Lutfur says:

      Let he who is without sin cast the first stone! Oh sod give us one she’s an uglyC’unt anyway

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  25. 53
    Questions of our time says:

    Why is a woman always appointed as the Minister for Women ? Is that not sexist ?

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  26. 60
    Gary Bloke says:

    Maria will have more time to spend at gay weddings.

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  27. 64
    C.O.Jones says:

    What about a minister for fruitcakes? Oh, don’t worry, we will elect our own.

    Vote UKIP.

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  28. 67
    Maria signing off says:

    So I hope you b’tards are well pleased.

    Still I get to enjoy my new house, do the book, serialise in the Sundays, play the hurt woman, gay wedding auto invites and watch, do a Geoffrey Howe on Dave, the twat, a win win then.

    Godd luck Jav, those press boys like a drink you know.

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  29. 70
    bergen says:

    My expectations of Cameron’s appointments are so low that if he’s honest and vaguely competent that’ll be enough.

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  30. 71
    MP says:

    Err? Another of Dave’s more creditable decisions? Like Andy Coulson, solid support for Miller and gay marriage? Maybe the next will be to declare war on Russia over the Ukraine?

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    • 77
      Táxpáyér says:

      It’s just the Crimea, not the Ukraine.

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      • 99
        C O (Ξ7o) says:

        Keep up with developments in ‘The Peoples Republic of D’onetsk’, and what is going on in Transnistria.

        Add M’oldovo to U’kraine above.

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        • 104
          Táxpáyér says:

          I have been watching and nothing much is going on. It’s “occupy Donetsk” i.e. a bunch of semi-crims ruining areas. Not much will happen there quickly.

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          • C O (Ξ7o) says:

            Look closer and you will see the Spetsnaz in operation again – as they were in Cr!mea.

            The old rule book is at play: Because R’ussia is not strong enough to take the whole of U’kraine militarily they need bloodless wins in the East.

            U’kraine shutting down arms exports the other day to R’ussia has stepped up the tempo in the East.

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          • Twampersand mk II says:

            Russia could wipe out the Ukraine, it’s army, navy and airforce, along with most of Nato, in a week. They don’t give a shit about reprisals or retaliation.

            The EU have their own subversives in play, and it was EU colonial expansionism that started this shit, not Russian.

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          • Táxpáyér says:

            Exactly. tw&

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  31. 73
    Michael Gove says:

    It’s all so…what’s the word…sad?

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  32. 74
    Maria signing off says:

    Save, dont forget I still need the free by World Cup tickets for my benefactors. Fifty will do, I take it airfares will be permissible expenses, first of course.

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  33. 75
    nell says:

    Well he comes from a hardworking working class family and she’s trained and worked as a solicitor before entering parliament – so both on the face of it look OK – competency of course has to be proved so we shan’t know for a while whether they are any good at the job or not.

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    • 87
      SIZE 14 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

      Not another fucking solicitor, there are too many lawyers in Parliament!

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    • 91
      albacore says:

      What’s important is that they’re politically correct
      Like Cameron and Miliband, in every respect
      Sod the British, British history and old stuff like that
      For any foreigner, now, there’s a welcome on the mat
      And what the Kaiser and Hitler couldn’t manage to do
      Let’s have no referendum that would kill that for them, too

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  34. 88
    Say what you see says:

    How come the new SoS for C, E, S & M looks exactly like David Cameron ?

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  35. 89
    Ockham's Razor says:

    “brummytaff”

    A double disadvantage in life of insuperable scale.

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  36. 90
    cheche says:

    troughers at the bbc interview troughers at hop

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  37. 93
    Bill Quango MP says:

    I, as a safe pair of hands, was appointed the temporary minister for the media, culture and the Interweb this morning.

    I asked the spooks at MI5 to use their search and spy engines to check all 684,000,000 comments about Maria Miller.

    We discovered that none of them had a good word to say about her.

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  38. 94
    PhD says:

    Miller shod have gone long ago but at the end of the day why does a Tory have to resign when a labour mp dosent
    I am thinking of quite a few labour mps but in particular the 13k cheque waving hazel blears herself
    Double standards indeed and they both should have gone then put in court then after a fair and open trial jailed for life

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  39. 96
    javid, almost an anagram of david says:

    Having studied my brief this morning, I propose that all women in this land shall from Easter have to wear a hijab in public, or a burka. I believe in choice.

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    • 153
      Fred the pensioner says:

      You know, mate, we might just agree to that if you get that so-called equal marriage bill annulled and off the Stature Book.

      Meanwhile we’ll be at the market sourcing face wear for hippos and female piefolk etc.

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  40. 98
    Ed Miliband says:

    Just shooting up and downing a couple of Red Bulls.
    I promise not to be shit this time.
    I promise not to be shit this time.
    I promise not to be shit this time.
    Cost of living crisis.
    I promise not to be shit this time.
    Millionaires row
    I promise not to be shit this time.
    Oh fuck, where are my notes…….

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  41. 100
    2020 Vision says:

    Sajid Javid’s a future PM

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    • 118
      albacore says:

      By that time the British will be a minority
      Maybe eating crumpets and partaking of high tea
      For the pleasure and historical education
      Of the amused visitors to their reservation

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  42. 105
    javid, almost an anagram of david says:

    Is Javid the Middle East version of David? Persian?

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  43. 106
    Meanwhile, at the Department for Culture, Media and Stuff says:

    Having conceded the Battle of Basingstoke, Dave has now thrown in the towel at Acre.

    As Judas was crucified on Mount Calvary, so should be Dave this Easter.

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  44. 107
    ss says:

    Is coz Iz black?

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  45. 110
    Fishy says:

    Slimey Umunna on the Daily Brillo trying hard to politicise the Miller thing…majority of Committee member, he says, were Tory.

    All of the Standards Committee members (including the Labour ones) supported Miller.

    Once again though, the BBC fail to explain why the committee reduced the amount Miller had to repay – they just make it sound like mutual back scratching when it was reduced because it was found that the initial calculation of £40,000 was wrong (something that the independent Commissioner agreed with).

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    • 125
      Anonymous says:

      Foxes looking after the hen house. A number of the slimy fuckers had their own tales of expenses fiddling. No wonder they watered down the original recommendations – too close for comfort.

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  46. 114
    Winston says:

    Why not appoint Doreen Lawrence as Minister for Victims?

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    Nemesis. says:

    Not a woman but he’s the right colour so perhaps he’ll do as a token member

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  49. 149
    Anonymous says:

    Mr Javid is a younger version of Uncle Fester!

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  50. 156
    broderick crawford says:

    DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD

    … LONG LIVE THE WIZARD .

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