April 9th, 2014

Sajid Javid New Culture Secretary
Nicky Morgan to Attend Cabinet as Minister for Women

Not a woman, but a key Osbornite is the first of the 2010 intake to make the cabinet.

UPDATE: Nicky Morgan MP is the new Financial Secretary to the Treasury. She’ll also be Minister for Women and will attend Cabinet in that role.


  1. 1
    Den Smith from the Shires says:


  2. 2
    Blob says:

    Well that’s another box ticked.

  3. 3
    Esther Louise McVey says:

    So who is doing the women?

    Miller was Secretary of State for Culture, Media and Sport and Minister for Women and Equalities

  4. 4
    Old Boys Network says:

    Not an Eton Chum ?

  5. 5
    Blob says:

    Can I do the women? Actually no, looking at them I’d rather date Mrs Palm.

  6. 6
    thostids says:

    I take it that there is a real shortage of white, Anglo Saxon Protestant males to appoint to the Government of the Country.

  7. 7
    A Brit says:

    Which one?

  8. 8
    Centre Parting says:

    Shouldn’t it be the Ministeress for Women?

  9. 9
    Max says:

    How do you know he’s not a woman, most of them mp’s are

  10. 10
    The soft underbelly says:

    Fucking bang on this one! Lets have a Fucking M’uslim as our minister for culture Fuck off Tories enough is enough.

  11. 11
    Increasingly pissed-off taxpayer says:


    It is an unnecessary pointless useless expensive irrelevance.

    Make some proper cuts like this — get the Deficit down you useless t(u)rd !

  12. 12
    C.O.Jones says:

    Well I have just looked up his profile on wiki. This privileged toff is actually the son of a bus driver. Cameron should stop promoting these elites to positions of power.

  13. 13
    Centre Parting says:

    Attending Cabinet = making the tea.

  14. 14
    Táxpáyér says:

    None of that really really matters, Osbourne is continuing Gordonomics except to benefit the landowning i.e. rent-seeking welfare state instead of the failure reward welfare state.

  15. 15
    Strange man of DWP says:

    Death by I?D?S?mith endoresment, last Sunday.

  16. 16
    It's getting silly now says:

    This is not fair. Cameron is appointing a minister for women. Why can’t men have a minister, or dogs or white British?

  17. 17
    Casual Observer 2 says:

    This bloke has got a wife and four children. He is clearly not suitable to be in charge of the Bumsex Ministry

  18. 18
    Fucking dis custard says:

    Is he gay I wonder?

  19. 19
    The soft underbelly says:

    You are that irritating bowel disorder and I claim my £39.00 Breakfast.

  20. 20

    In a calculated insult to British culture Cameron, has appointed an Asian as Culture Secretary
    UKIP cannot believe their luck ,incredible !!

  21. 21
    Casual Observer 2 says:

    They’re not women. They are kweers

  22. 22
    still walking into darkness says:

    Esther McVey even though she played a half decent card in the press on Maria Miller and is quite stalkable, is obviously a bit too dim, even for a brief as pointless as this one is. Sajid whathisname is nicely more extraterrestial than Chuckie

  23. 23
    Maria should go ex Directory says:

  24. 24
    Sajid does well out of troughers says:

    He gained his seat when Julie Kirkbride resigned.

  25. 25
    The baggy eyed Eagles says:

    Well we’ll gladly do them.

  26. 26
    Tosser Dave says:

    He’s ideal. A second generation immigrant that made good. Only trouble is he bats for the wrong side as far as we bumsexers are concerned.

  27. 27
    Mitch says:

    Interesting that she can propose changing the goalposts when it suits, but gets very strict and legalistic when rules are applied to herself.

  28. 28
    Ockham's Razor says:

    Don’t fall into the fallacy that Not a woman necessarily means a man.

  29. 29
    Keitho says:

    I see he claims to be non religious.

  30. 30
    Casual Observer 2 says:

    Not even a bum chum. Dave must be losing his touch.

  31. 31
    Anjams Silver Hammer says:

    Women are old hat love, it’s homos first then mooz and then women. This time it appears the second order won. Stick to bennies reforms, kick more ass!

  32. 32

    And cleaning behind the fucking fridge.

  33. 33
    lol says:

    fuck of racist cnunt

  34. 34
    Táxpáyér says:

    Gift to UKIP from the Heir to Bliar.

  35. 35
    A missed oportunity says:

    Would it have not been better to have simply wound down this soviet style ministry?

  36. 36
    The Bromsgrove Massiv says:

    He’s a good bloke, he can even fill out an expenses form without incriminating himself.
    No warts either, all good.;-)

  37. 37
    Light at the end of the tunnel says:

    Sounds like a good bloke actually. Married to a practising Christian as well.

  38. 38
    David Cameron says:

    British men need not apply. If I want a whitey, I’ll use the old boys’ network.

  39. 39
    Gaddafi predicted the takeover says:

    The inexorable rise of the peace religios, what next …..school governors nobbled, heads changed, bag heads for all women in public?

  40. 40
    The soft underbelly says:

    Yeah, and he claims not to have his father’s nose.

  41. 41
    Mike Newland says:

    Another excellent step towards getting rid of our national culture eh?

  42. 42
    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:

    This afternoon, Mithter Thpeaker, I shall be releasing a torrent of white hot invective on the Pwime Minithter, berating him for his weakneth in offithe.

    Thand back for a PMQ performance of Statesmanlike stature.

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  45. 45
    Hamjam says:

    Three good ideas except we are well on the way already. Damn this country.

  46. 46
    Hamjam says:

    The Kweers will be a little sad, one of their own not available?

  47. 47
    The soft underbelly says:

    Apparently Public stonings will be in the Queens speech. It’s all part of the efficency drive to allow magistrates more time on the golf course.

  48. 48
    A Reader says:

    Putting in someone of P’akistani descent into a role already tainted with extreme corruption that is meant to have something to do with British culture, is perhaps not a smart decision.

    Yet another F for Dave the Dunce.

  49. 49
    The Sod says:

    The moslem take over continues unabated. This country is finished.

  50. 50
    wrthomson says:

    Sharia law it is then!

  51. 51
    Bill Quango MP says:

    Dave is delivering a bottom-up restructuring of the Tory brand

  52. 52
    Ed 'fliperty' Balls says:

    And For fuck’s sake don’t mention the IMF report

  53. 53
    Questions of our time says:

    Why is a woman always appointed as the Minister for Women ? Is that not sexist ?

  54. 54
    Lutfur says:

    Let he who is without sin cast the first stone! Oh sod give us one she’s an uglyC’unt anyway

  55. 55
    Hamjam says:

    Then that will mean The Fire, you are not permitted to leave the Great Religion.

  56. 56
    Harridan Harmanhater says:

    The House of Commons should have NO men there at all.

  57. 57
    Stay Focussed says:

    well they have covered the w0g bit ok

  58. 58
    The soft underbelly says:

    Why is it all women are women unless they are Tory Mp’s

  59. 59
    Stay Focussed says:

    someone has to represent Birmingham, and Highfields, and . . .

  60. 60
    Gary Bloke says:

    Maria will have more time to spend at gay weddings.

  61. 61
    Hamjam says:

    Not been, he is a man. Do keep up.

  62. 62

    The banner of anal fissure ,HIV ,Hepititis , peodophilia lesbian mothers, and transexual perverts flying over our Capital city , makes you proud to be British.

  63. 63
    N.Evans says:

    Where do I queue?

  64. 64
    C.O.Jones says:

    What about a minister for fruitcakes? Oh, don’t worry, we will elect our own.

    Vote UKIP.

  65. 65
    Stay Focussed says:

    the silent invasion

  66. 66
    Cameron is no better says:

    She debased the office of Minister of the Crown. This is what she should have been sacked for.

    Disgusting Trashy woman

  67. 67
    Maria signing off says:

    So I hope you b’tards are well pleased.

    Still I get to enjoy my new house, do the book, serialise in the Sundays, play the hurt woman, gay wedding auto invites and watch, do a Geoffrey Howe on Dave, the twat, a win win then.

    Godd luck Jav, those press boys like a drink you know.

  68. 68
    Do keep up says:

    “UPDATE: Nicky Morgan MP is the new Financial Secretary to the Treasury. She’ll also be Minister for Women and will attend Cabinet in that role.”

  69. 69
    Captain Goodfeel from the planet Zorg says:

    Waves tentacles

  70. 70
    bergen says:

    My expectations of Cameron’s appointments are so low that if he’s honest and vaguely competent that’ll be enough.

  71. 71
    MP says:

    Err? Another of Dave’s more creditable decisions? Like Andy Coulson, solid support for Miller and gay marriage? Maybe the next will be to declare war on Russia over the Ukraine?

  72. 72
    Dave M says:

    Oh fuck,just seen Chukkas malteser head in Daily Polotics chair.

  73. 73
    Michael Gove says:

    It’s all so…what’s the word…sad?

  74. 74
    Maria signing off says:

    Save, dont forget I still need the free by World Cup tickets for my benefactors. Fifty will do, I take it airfares will be permissible expenses, first of course.

  75. 75
    nell says:

    Well he comes from a hardworking working class family and she’s trained and worked as a solicitor before entering parliament – so both on the face of it look OK – competency of course has to be proved so we shan’t know for a while whether they are any good at the job or not.

  76. 76
    Wa says:

    A Fatwa is what they use isn’t it?

  77. 77
    Táxpáyér says:

    It’s just the Crimea, not the Ukraine.

  78. 78
    Time 2 CTRL, ALT & DEL says:

    in this age of equality surely we can appoint a man as a minister for women. Then we would know we have arrived in the promised land.

  79. 79
    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    I think it used to be a no-brainer, they take all the money and give it to the Olympics.

  80. 80
    dim Ed says:

    Banana, banana, banana……

  81. 81
    The stalactite in no. 10 says:

    We faux Conservatives don’t do women, we only do our bum-chums.

  82. 82
    Winston says:

    Good bloke? He’s a lying, scheming politician who will f**k the Country for his own personal gain, like the rest of them.

  83. 83

    A member of a disgusting trashy government, who have fallen over themselves to carry on where the vile Blair regime left off in destroying every national institution from the Police , judiciary, education system, the armed services, the civil service the free press ,and their slavish obedience to every EU diktat.

  84. 84
    Fat ma Diane says:

    Watch it sonny

  85. 85
    Safari so good says:

    Is that short for a Fat Wacist ?

  86. 86

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  87. 87

    Not another fucking solicitor, there are too many lawyers in Parliament!

  88. 88
    Say what you see says:

    How come the new SoS for C, E, S & M looks exactly like David Cameron ?

  89. 89
    Ockham's Razor says:


    A double disadvantage in life of insuperable scale.

  90. 90
    cheche says:

    troughers at the bbc interview troughers at hop

  91. 91
    albacore says:

    What’s important is that they’re politically correct
    Like Cameron and Miliband, in every respect
    Sod the British, British history and old stuff like that
    For any foreigner, now, there’s a welcome on the mat
    And what the Kaiser and Hitler couldn’t manage to do
    Let’s have no referendum that would kill that for them, too

  92. 92
    R. Youshore says:

    What do they do in Parliament ?? Make laws. DUUUUH !

  93. 93
    Bill Quango MP says:

    I, as a safe pair of hands, was appointed the temporary minister for the media, culture and the Interweb this morning.

    I asked the spooks at MI5 to use their search and spy engines to check all 684,000,000 comments about Maria Miller.

    We discovered that none of them had a good word to say about her.

  94. 94
    PhD says:

    Miller shod have gone long ago but at the end of the day why does a Tory have to resign when a labour mp dosent
    I am thinking of quite a few labour mps but in particular the 13k cheque waving hazel blears herself
    Double standards indeed and they both should have gone then put in court then after a fair and open trial jailed for life

  95. 95
    Dodgy D. Laws says:

    What do I do in Parliament ?? Make money. KERCHIIIING !

  96. 96
    javid, almost an anagram of david says:

    Having studied my brief this morning, I propose that all women in this land shall from Easter have to wear a hijab in public, or a burka. I believe in choice.

  97. 97
    Táxpáyér says:

    He’s a lawyer. ‘Nuff said.

  98. 98
    Ed Miliband says:

    Just shooting up and downing a couple of Red Bulls.
    I promise not to be shit this time.
    I promise not to be shit this time.
    I promise not to be shit this time.
    Cost of living crisis.
    I promise not to be shit this time.
    Millionaires row
    I promise not to be shit this time.
    Oh fuck, where are my notes…….

  99. 99
    C O (Ξ7o) says:

    Keep up with developments in ‘The Peoples Republic of D’onetsk’, and what is going on in Transnistria.

    Add M’oldovo to U’kraine above.

  100. 100
    2020 Vision says:

    Sajid Javid’s a future PM

  101. 101
    Táxpáyér says:

    Looks like another labour Party front.

    Only thing Conservatives are getting right is hunting down the vast numbers benefit thieves.

    I only wish they’d cut the number of failure rewards down.

    Noone on benefits should be better off than anyone who works.

  102. 102

    It is not the job of solicitors to make law you moron!

  103. 103
    Táxpáyér says:

    Sell Lawmaking to the highest “donor”.

  104. 104
    Táxpáyér says:

    I have been watching and nothing much is going on. It’s “occupy Donetsk” i.e. a bunch of semi-crims ruining areas. Not much will happen there quickly.

  105. 105
    javid, almost an anagram of david says:

    Is Javid the Middle East version of David? Persian?

  106. 106
    Meanwhile, at the Department for Culture, Media and Stuff says:

    Having conceded the Battle of Basingstoke, Dave has now thrown in the towel at Acre.

    As Judas was crucified on Mount Calvary, so should be Dave this Easter.

  107. 107
    ss says:

    Is coz Iz black?

  108. 108
    Lord Denning says:

    The point is that people who have to apply laws in courts do have relevant experience that hopefully would help them when creating new laws.

  109. 109
    Táxpáyér says:

    Or why there isn’t a minister for Men.

  110. 110
    Fishy says:

    Slimey Umunna on the Daily Brillo trying hard to politicise the Miller thing…majority of Committee member, he says, were Tory.

    All of the Standards Committee members (including the Labour ones) supported Miller.

    Once again though, the BBC fail to explain why the committee reduced the amount Miller had to repay – they just make it sound like mutual back scratching when it was reduced because it was found that the initial calculation of £40,000 was wrong (something that the independent Commissioner agreed with).

  111. 111
    R. Youshore says:

    It’s handy, if you’re going to legislate, that you should have law qualifications as obtained by a solicitor or lawyer, you numskull !

  112. 112
    C O (Ξ7o) says:

    Look closer and you will see the Spetsnaz in operation again – as they were in Cr!mea.

    The old rule book is at play: Because R’ussia is not strong enough to take the whole of U’kraine militarily they need bloodless wins in the East.

    U’kraine shutting down arms exports the other day to R’ussia has stepped up the tempo in the East.

  113. 113
    Táxpáyér says:

  114. 114
    Winston says:

    Why not appoint Doreen Lawrence as Minister for Victims?

  115. 115
    quis custodiet IPSA custodes? says:

    thats about it

  116. 116
    plantagent r says:

    there goes ‘having a jolly good time under the crusaders’ at the british inclusive museum

  117. 117
    e&oe (ret'd) says:

    plantagenet – i ment

  118. 118
    albacore says:

    By that time the British will be a minority
    Maybe eating crumpets and partaking of high tea
    For the pleasure and historical education
    Of the amused visitors to their reservation

  119. 119
    Five finger shuffle says:

    Is there a minister for porn ?

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  121. 121
    James Hurnard says:

    “A lawyer, if a fool, is good for nothing
    Or, if a clever fellow, he is worse”.

  122. 122
    Anonymous says:

    Not Scouse enough

  123. 123
    Dorkass says:

    lol yes. I would also point to his bankster past, but any further remarks connecting the dots could see me getting an unwanted visit from PC Peasee.

  124. 124
    Anonymous says:

    May as well go the whole hog and appoint Lutfur Rahman.

  125. 125
    Anonymous says:

    Foxes looking after the hen house. A number of the slimy fuckers had their own tales of expenses fiddling. No wonder they watered down the original recommendations – too close for comfort.

  126. 126
    +1000 says:


  127. 127
    Twampersand mk Ii says:

    Define good.

    What kind of Christian marries a muslim? 2 Corinthians 6 v 14 describes such an arrangement as an ‘unequal yoke’ and forbids it.

    We really do not need muslim bankers in charge of the PC propaganda ministry.

  128. 128
    Mike Handsoncock MP says:

    Waves testicles

  129. 129
    Twampersand mk II says:

    Banker though.

  130. 130
    Can't you see you're being lied to? says:

    Fuck off self righteous PC twat.

  131. 131
    Jack 'once you go black you need anti-biotics' Dromey says:

    It’s me, Jack Dromey.

    Blacks only, if you don’t mind. Or children. Or black children, not fussy really. As you can see by the fact that I married that hatchet-faced bitch.

  132. 132

    Man up, fuck PC Peasee!!

  133. 133
    Anonymous says:

    He looks a bit quire. Walks like a quire and sounds like a quire. Probably quire.

  134. 134
    Oh FFS, that's all we needed says:

    We’ve got a German sitting on the Throne of England, a non-Christian nancyboy as Archbishop of Canterbury and a marxist nonce as leader of the Conservative party, may as well have a packee in charge of Britains cultural heritage, eh?

  135. 135

    Minister of Faith MUSLIM
    Minister of Culture MUSLIM
    Please note these appointments are only applicable in England, similar posts are a devolved responsibility.

  136. 136
    Twampersand mk II says:

    Is the hog halal?

  137. 137

    No longer quite so silent.

  138. 138
    Twampersand mk II says:

    They make plenty of fucking noise where I live, with the fucking wailing on a friday and mobs of the smelly bastartds driving around in Mercs and Subarus with the fucking bangra ‘music’ pumping out.

  139. 139
    Twampersand mk II says:

    You’re going to be disappointed then.

  140. 140
    Twampersand mk II says:

    Nicky is a man’s name. So is Sam, Georgie, Les and Eddie, et al.

    Not unusual for women who insist on shortening their names to those of men’s to be rug-munchers.

    Is she kweer?

  141. 141
    Twampersand mk II says:

    Russia could wipe out the Ukraine, it’s army, navy and airforce, along with most of Nato, in a week. They don’t give a shit about reprisals or retaliation.

    The EU have their own subversives in play, and it was EU colonial expansionism that started this shit, not Russian.

  142. 142
    Twampersand mk II says:

    That’s why all the literally thousands of new laws introduced since 1997 have been such a fucking resounding success then, eh?

  143. 143
    Jack Dromey in a dress says:

    Can I be SoS for B D S and M?

    My safe word is ‘pie’.

  144. 144
    Táxpáyér says:


  145. 145
    Táxpáyér says:

    Exactly. tw&

  146. 146
    Táxpáyér says:


  147. 147
    Nemesis. says:

    Not a woman but he’s the right colour so perhaps he’ll do as a token member

  148. 148
    Tim Yeo-yo says:

    When am I going to get a tax bill for my bedroom? Clueless labour fcuktards have been going on about this for ages but I’m yet to see a bill?

    Could a labour troll please explain how the bedroom tax is going to be collected?

  149. 149
    Anonymous says:

    Mr Javid is a younger version of Uncle Fester!

  150. 150
    Deprived viewer says:

    Does this pakee approve of ‘equal marriage’? If not, will he move to have this nonce- sense removed from the statute book?

  151. 151
    Fred the pensioner says:

    Yes. See previous threads.

  152. 152
    Fred the pensioner says:

    Here we are in case you missed my previous contribution on all this.

    We do not need her or indeed her very expensive Ministry.

    Just shut the whole useless edifice down.

    Sport can take care of itself – why should I fund people who run round in circles and jump into sandpits? Let them fund that themselves. Kids will still be able to go to the local park to kick a ball around, or the local swimming pool – and all without political interference.

    Culture? WTF does that mean? Watching/subsidising illegal immigrants to bang on dustbin lids? Local amateur dramatic groups seem to manage to fund their own private activities – again, all without political interference.

    Media? There are adequate laws to keep the media on their toes (in line?), so we do not need a fully fledged Quango to help them along.

    The whole operation is surplus to requirements and should be chucked overboard before the end of the month. Civil servants involved can go and find a job in the real world.

  153. 153
    Fred the pensioner says:

    You know, mate, we might just agree to that if you get that so-called equal marriage bill annulled and off the Stature Book.

    Meanwhile we’ll be at the market sourcing face wear for hippos and female piefolk etc.

  154. 154
    Fred the pensioner says:

    *Statute (bloody autospellcheck doing its own thing again).

  155. 155
    ned ludd says:

    Thtatemanlike thature, thurely you thilly thod!

  156. 156
    broderick crawford says:



  157. 157
    CallMeDave says:

    Well, I may have slipped up on Maria Monk but I’ve got a muslim in so THAT shows I’m not biased. Who said I’m confused?

  158. 158
    thostids says:

    Not the one mad Gordon had supplied under PFI that sends in a bill to IPSA for £1,000 “Entertaining expenses” every time the bloody door is opened?

  159. 159
    thostids says:

    That’s quite right. As Mohammedanism is a “Cult” (one l) and he’s a lawyer this will be the first and last time, since being appointed to the Cabinet he might be tempted to tell the truth.

  160. 160
    thostids says:

    And we can pay for Birmingham and Leicester to become self-governing when Dead-Ed gets to No. 10.

  161. 161
    Trannyphobia label applicator says:

    No, darling, it’s homos, muzzies, trannies and then wimmin.

    Try to keep up with the project.

  162. 162
    Pak1 label applicator says:

    Not a muslim. Self describes as being non-religious. I’ll give you pak1 instead.

  163. 163
    Rochdale Bus Driver says:

    And had a senior executive role at Deutche Bank during a scandal tut tut.

  164. 164
    Dewsbury Bus Spotter says:

    Baroness Warsi used to say that her father was a bus driver and he turned out to be a millionaire business man who’d paid for her to be set up in law. Don’t believe a word they say.

  165. 165
    Harriet Harpedo says:

    It isn’t porn if they’re 12 or older.

  166. 166
    Pedant says:

    No, David is a Hebrew name. Javed is Persian.

  167. 167
    Dianne Fatbott says:

    Minister for Black Victims surely.

  168. 168
    RightwinggitRedux says:

    D’you mean quare?

  169. 169
    RightwinggitRedux says:

    D’you mean Quare?

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