April 9th, 2014

Guy News Musical Special: So Long, Farewell Maria



  1. 1
    Oh Dear How Sad Never Mind says:

    And in May 15?

    Toast again we think LOL


  2. 2
    Ockham's Razor says:

    Leave it alone boy!


  3. 3
    Maria 'Last HHGTTG book' Miller says:

    So long, and thanks for all the fish cash.


  4. 5
    EU Funded Pro-EU Troll says:

    Vote UKIP


  5. 6
  6. 7
    A Taxpayer says:

    She chanced her arm, took a series of strategic deciisions over a number of years to milk the taxpayer for every penny she could, she bluffed and blustered when called to account and in the end she got away with it. No prison time, barely any money paid back. She’s still a backbench MP, which is all she was ever good for anyway, and still living high on the hog at the taxpayers’ expense.


  7. 10
    A Taxpayer says:

    So, what , if anything is going to happen to the horrid Mary Macleod character?


  8. 11
    Feeblest of the feeble says:

    Grant Shapps is piss poor.


  9. 12
    Witty Moniker says:

    Whatever, luv.

    Off you f*ck.


  10. 13
    Time to move on says:


    • 14
      The Judge may as well do without a Jury. He's made his mind up says:


      • 16
        Out of order that instruction says:

        Now if that had been a woman r@ped within a relationship, then the Judge would not have dared say that and else the feminists would have lynched him


    • 15
      Lord Denning says:

      If I was with Evans I wouldn’t get so close to his hands.


    • 19
      Ooohohhhh get you ducky says:

      That’s a rather mincing swinging arm there.


  11. 17
    Nick says:

    she was part of a welfare reform team that has been responsible for many deaths with regards vulnerable people and it that she should be saying sorry for and not her expenses which in the context of many that have died means nothing

    she has not as far as I’m aware made an apology to the families of those that have died whilst she was a welfare minister and in that regard in my eyes rules her out from being a mp


  12. 20
    Hand it back says:

    That interview with the disgraced Minister on the tv is disgusting…..her insincerity shines through. Nauseating thief.


  13. 21
    Taxfodder says:

    The “so called” PM’s judgment as we have sadly come to realize is highly questionable.

    He is either an incompetent fool or, he supports the notion that the country owes him and his kind more than the electorate are prepared to pay.

    or…he is both for thinking so.

    In any case she jumped before she was pushed as Wisteria Dave would have rightly had to take unacceptable and damaging flak in the house not to mention a royal rollicking from the 1922


  14. 24
    pissed off voter says:

    How many benefit cheats get a £45,000 bonus?


  15. 27
    A now former Conservative voter says:

    Peter Bottommley on “Today” was in a full a touching defence of Maria Miller
    and seems to believe that MPs expenses is an issue which shouldn’t concern the taxpaying public. Bottommly and his fragrant wife are some of the biggest troughers themeslves. Small wonder he wants to hang on tho their perks and fortune. A ghastly couple. The whole Maria Miller episode has made me determined from being a traditional Conservative voter to switch to UKIP.


  16. 30
    Me says:

    Bottommley? Sic?


  17. 40
    Justin Poofy Boots says:

    Maria ~ I don’t wanna be yah.
    U 2 faced lying stunt!

    Maria u gotta see her
    at the trough she grunts, grunts & grunts

    Maria ~I don’t wanna be ya

    U 2 faced lying moneygrubbing Hunt!


  18. 41
    Maria Miller distraction says:

    Where’s my fucking £17,000.
    Somebody get it now.
    Non sequential £10 notes in a briefcase.
    Can I claim for the briefcase.
    Exactly when will I get my 11% pay rise?


  19. 45
    broderick crawford says:


    Ok we ve done Miller . time to move on

    Anna Soubry Defence Minister today interviewd by john waite on face the facts radio four .

    waite ; what do you say to the figures published showing that take up in army recruitment is coming in at much lower levels than your projected numbers require ?

    Soubry ; Ahh but hold on that s for regular soldiers not what we are talking about which is reservists .

    Waite : er.. these figures are actually FOR reservists …

    Soubry :oh …. are they ?…


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Austrian Chancellor Werner Faymann on Cameron’s refusal to pay the £1.7 billion EU bill by December 1st:

“Well, then he’s gonna pay on December 2nd”

Mycroft says:

Have you read the last bit of Animal Farm?

You know where the animals are looking through the Farmhouse window?

My TV screen was that window at lunch-time today.

Be careful, the sudden self-congratulatory tone, the slightly pudgy outline of indulgence and you become exactly what you should despise.

The jolly face of the Quisling Cameron poses for your camera has mesmerised and deceived you, you who were once not so deceived.

You were no firebrand, you were a damp squib in my opinion, sorry.

You need a damned good kick up the ahse!

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