April 9th, 2014

Guy News Musical Special: So Long, Farewell Maria

Goodbye…


45 Comments

  1. 1
    Oh Dear How Sad Never Mind says:

    And in May 15?

    Toast again we think LOL

  2. 2
    Ockham's Razor says:

    Leave it alone boy!

  3. 3
    Maria 'Last HHGTTG book' Miller says:

    So long, and thanks for all the fish cash.

  4. 4
    Grunt Shat's says:

    Me next.

  5. 5
    EU Funded Pro-EU Troll says:

    Vote UKIP

  6. 6
  7. 7
    A Taxpayer says:

    She chanced her arm, took a series of strategic deciisions over a number of years to milk the taxpayer for every penny she could, she bluffed and blustered when called to account and in the end she got away with it. No prison time, barely any money paid back. She’s still a backbench MP, which is all she was ever good for anyway, and still living high on the hog at the taxpayers’ expense.

  8. 8
    Bloomers in rain-soaked Bongo Bongo Land says:

    Don’t be daft.

  9. 9
    Dodgy D. Laws says:

    :)

  10. 10
    A Taxpayer says:

    So, what , if anything is going to happen to the horrid Mary Macleod character?

  11. 11
    Feeblest of the feeble says:

    Grant Shapps is piss poor.

  12. 12
    Witty Moniker says:

    Whatever, luv.

    Off you f*ck.

  13. 13
    Time to move on says:

  14. 14
    The Judge may as well do without a Jury. He's made his mind up says:

  15. 15
    Lord Denning says:

    If I was with Evans I wouldn’t get so close to his hands.

  16. 16
    Out of order that instruction says:

    Now if that had been a woman r@ped within a relationship, then the Judge would not have dared say that and else the feminists would have lynched him

  17. 17
    Nick says:

    she was part of a welfare reform team that has been responsible for many deaths with regards vulnerable people and it that she should be saying sorry for and not her expenses which in the context of many that have died means nothing

    she has not as far as I’m aware made an apology to the families of those that have died whilst she was a welfare minister and in that regard in my eyes rules her out from being a mp

  18. 18
    Fucking dis custard says:

    It wouldn’t be his hands I would be worried about.

  19. 19
    Ooohohhhh get you ducky says:

    That’s a rather mincing swinging arm there.

  20. 20
    Hand it back says:

    That interview with the disgraced Minister on the tv is disgusting…..her insincerity shines through. Nauseating thief.

  21. 21
    Taxfodder says:

    The “so called” PM’s judgment as we have sadly come to realize is highly questionable.

    He is either an incompetent fool or, he supports the notion that the country owes him and his kind more than the electorate are prepared to pay.

    or…he is both for thinking so.

    In any case she jumped before she was pushed as Wisteria Dave would have rightly had to take unacceptable and damaging flak in the house not to mention a royal rollicking from the 1922

  22. 22
    Lord Stansted says:

    He is a fucking useless c12t.

  23. 23
    Lord Stansted says:

    Pity the BBC World at One done’t see it like that. They’re treating her like royalty. Why don’t they ask her what it’s like to be a thieving useless bitch?

  24. 24
    pissed off voter says:

    How many benefit cheats get a £45,000 bonus?

  25. 25
  26. 26
    Me says:

    Manipulative too

  27. 27
    A now former Conservative voter says:

    Peter Bottommley on “Today” was in a full a touching defence of Maria Miller
    and seems to believe that MPs expenses is an issue which shouldn’t concern the taxpaying public. Bottommly and his fragrant wife are some of the biggest troughers themeslves. Small wonder he wants to hang on tho their perks and fortune. A ghastly couple. The whole Maria Miller episode has made me determined from being a traditional Conservative voter to switch to UKIP.

  28. 28
    Stay Focussed says:

    she was on the point of weeping though – big sympathy

  29. 29
    Me says:

    Don’t forget the MP’s salary.

  30. 30
    Me says:

    Bottommley? Sic?

  31. 31
    Anonymous says:

    Pedant

  32. 32
    the mob says:

    feed ‘em to the christians

  33. 33
    It's the thought that counts says:

    Get a life, “Me”. Are you Sick? (sic)

  34. 34
    non taxable pikey says:

    Be daft not to.

  35. 35
    non taxable pikey says:

    Nope, water of a ducks etc.

  36. 36
    non taxable pikey says:

    off (bloody ipads)

  37. 37
    Ukipper says:

    I’m a fucking prize idiot. I’ll do what I like.

  38. 38
    A Basingstoke resident says:

    1000 to one that she won’t hand it back, nor the council tax for her parents house which she cliamed on her expenses. Hope she gets deselected.

  39. 39
    Fucking dis custard says:

    Is Nigel Evans a friend of the BOTTOMleys

  40. 40
    Justin Poofy Boots says:

    Maria ~ I don’t wanna be yah.
    U 2 faced lying stunt!

    Maria u gotta see her
    at the trough she grunts, grunts & grunts

    Maria ~I don’t wanna be ya

    U 2 faced lying moneygrubbing Hunt!

  41. 41
    Maria Miller distraction says:

    Where’s my fucking £17,000.
    Somebody get it now.
    Non sequential £10 notes in a briefcase.
    Can I claim for the briefcase.
    Exactly when will I get my 11% pay rise?

  42. 42
    Maria Miller distraction says:

    Not until I get my £17,000.

  43. 43
    A, Schmuck says:

    Why don’t your videos work – the imbedded ones in the comments are fine by the way.

  44. 44
    Captain von Trapp says:

    So long, farewell, aif weidersehen, goodbyeeeeeeee.

  45. 45
    broderick crawford says:

    NEXT MINISTER IN THE CROSSHAIRS SAYS

    Ok we ve done Miller . time to move on

    Anna Soubry Defence Minister today interviewd by john waite on face the facts radio four .

    waite ; what do you say to the figures published showing that take up in army recruitment is coming in at much lower levels than your projected numbers require ?

    Soubry ; Ahh but hold on that s for regular soldiers not what we are talking about which is reservists .

    Waite : er.. these figures are actually FOR reservists …

    Soubry :oh …. are they ?…


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