April 8th, 2014

Tory Official Quit After No. 10 Raised “Historic Complaints”

Tory official Iain Corby resigned as director of the Tory controlled Parliamentary Resources Unit after Downing Street called the Chief Whip about a series of allegations against him, Guido understands. PRU’s chairman, Tory MP Henry Bellingham, then convened a board meeting and Corby was out four hours later.  Bellingham insists that Corby was always planning to leave in the summer and is getting married to his male partner next month, although he has now left early. Bellingham stresses that he has “not seen any complaints about [Corby’s] conduct” since taking over in November 2012, and that “any complaints are historic”. The previous chairman, Oliver Heald, is having an “urgent X-ray” and his office say he is unavailable for comment…


  1. 1
    The Gay Party says:

    Why is the Tory party full of Shirt Lifters?

  2. 2
    Head Case says:

    Has it ever been explained how Nigel Evans received that wound to his Forehead?

  3. 3
    the "high water mark of over-friendly inappropriate behaviour by a drunken man says:

    They’re not just shirt lifters, they are Benefits cheats too.

  4. 4
    Garfield says:

    Because Dave told us it was the only way to win in 2015.

  5. 5
    The Headboard says:

    Wasn’t me

  6. 6
    Leon Brittan says:

    This is all nonce sense.

  7. 7
    The Public Purse says:

    There is no need for such a thing as a ‘Parliamentary Resources Unit’. Abolish it. Sack everyone ‘working’ there, get rid of the parasites who oversee it. Do not replace it. Do not redeploy any of these people anywhere in government or the quangocracy.

  8. 8
    Dana International says:

  9. 9
    A Brick Wall says:

    Never heard of him

  10. 10
    John Major says:

    Sex predators!

  11. 11
    What have these two got in common says:

    They both wanted to lift John Majors shirt?

  12. 12
    Euro Trash says:

    Tell me Leon, what first attracted you to Nick Clegg?

  13. 13
    top tips for Tories says:

    Try employing people who aren’t corrupt,
    perverted,liars,or have allowed themselves
    to be open to blackmail.
    It works for most of us in society-give
    it a try.

  14. 14
    M.Miller says:

    Shhh! Guido’s blog has moved on from my err little error

  15. 15
    Apthorpe says:

    Dave and the ghastly Heathite party he has created will soon find out at the EU elections what a winner it is. We get a rare chance to upset the troughers in May lets not wast it.

  16. 16
    Y Front says:

    Why do you think he took such precautions with the arrangement of his underpants?

  17. 17
    Look where you're going says:

    Rock Piles.

  18. 18
    Garfield says:

    Must admit Dave has hell of a legacy, when he is in his dotage he can look back in pride and think of the billions of pounds of taxpayers money he has given away in oversea aid, and the icing on the cake bumsex marriage.

  19. 19
    Nul Points For Dave says:

    I hope they are wiped out entirely.

  20. 20
    Balls and Harman cornered says:

  21. 21
    Apthorpe says:

    To quote my former Commanding Officer ‘Gentlemen I will not reinforce failure…’
    If only our current crop of ‘leaders’ had actually served their country in some role other than just looking how to help themselves to the silver.

  22. 22
    Balls and Harman cornered says:

    Check out the way the evil gutless Harman runs scared and covers the lens in fear.

  23. 23
    Anonymous says:

    The face of dave’s modern party.

  24. 24
    Anonymous says:

    “Historic Complaints”
    Fiends, Romanians, C**tish-folk…We come to erase democracy, not enact it.
    Meanwhile in another eon, Cam-fucius he seem to be saying: When hole dug deep enough to bury political career of MP, don’t stop digging. Instead, jump in and enlarge excavation. ‘Til capacious enough to accommodate entire party.

  25. 25
    Dr Frankenfreud says:

    Do you think he’ll make it that long?

  26. 26
    dai laughing says:

    a couple united in wholly sanctimony?

  27. 27
    Anonymous says:

    How do you define “historic” exactly?

  28. 28
    A record Breaker says:

    I don’t know how Dave has done it, most thought it impossible, but his term as PM and those around him is even worse than Gordon’s.

  29. 29
  30. 30
    All the fun of a lynching but without the mess says:

    No worries, Maria. We ain’t finished with you yet.

  31. 31
    The Door says:

    Nope, me neither.

  32. 32
    Health and Safety says:

    That reminds me. We need to disinfect the furniture.

  33. 33
    Y Fronts are pants says:

    As my moniker has been nicked, see amendment.

  34. 34
    you're wrong says:

    Nothing is that bad.

  35. 35

    So who gives a shit about the bleatings of someone just out of school if she does’nt like it no problem she can join Labour they will welcome her.

  36. 36
    Esther, new Culture Sec says:

    As a woman, and pretty too, I feel the party needs a new mood. Gayers? Enough already.

    And remember, when any odd art comes up, I will say to the artist, “the best thing you can do is get a job”.


  37. 37
    Garfield says:

    Another day another UKIP smear.

  38. 38
    Lord Stansted says:

    You ought not to have listened to an idiot.

  39. 39
    Athelstan says:

    You can tell her judegment is not sound because she joined Cameron’s Tories in the first place. What does she think that being a sovereign nation is all about if not securing the nation’s borders so we can select who we want to be here, when we want them to be here and the terms under which they will be welcome. I know nobody who objects to some level of controlled immigration. Everyone I speak to however wants the illegals slung out and a sensible set of working controls to be in place which work for us and encourage integration not swamping

  40. 40
    The Cumbrian says:

    Despite his recent marriage to an American divorcee, much speculation circulates cumbrian social circles about the sexual preferences of our self proclaimed “superhero”, Roderick Stewart. Is he or is he not another tory shirtlifter ?

  41. 41
    The Horse's Mouth says:

  42. 42
    Anonymous says:

    She came,she went.Few knew she’d ever been.

  43. 43
    Brazilian friendly boy says:

    Teekets, teeters…good price for Worldy cup teekets… Eengleesh and prtugeese spoke.

  44. 44
    Prison Planet says:

    G@y activist stirs up Fox panel: ‘Would you fire a CEO who denied the Holoc@ust?’


    The firestorm over the new Mozilla CEO’s hasty exit took a bizarre turn Sunday, when a g@y-rights advocate compared the issue to someone getting fired for denying the Holoc@ust happened.
    Brendan Eich resigned after just 10 days on the job with the software giant after revelations that he made a political contribution to a California referendum against g@y marriage.

  45. 45
    jgm2 says:

    He’s bad. But he’s not that bad. And he’s still better than Miliband and Balls.

  46. 46
    Kropotkin says:

    Monikers are theft

  47. 47
    Lord Stansted says:

    Hitler had the decency to shoot himself when he lost. These lot will simply move on to better-paid jobs in the EUSSR.

  48. 48
    actually says:

    I’d never heard of her.

  49. 49
    Is Maria Miller the exception to the rule or is there SEX involved? says:

    As they say.

    It’s the sex that catches out the Tories and the money what gets Labour.

  50. 50
    Edwina Currie whoring her adlutery for profit to publicise her book says:

    Was it her who gave Savile the keys to Broadmoor ?

  51. 51
    T May says:

    Yankee go home

  52. 52
    Village Idiot says:

    ….Your pride shows the same mis judgement as Cameron on miller!……Shame on you being PC !

  53. 53
    Suck on that says:

    While you’re down there love.

  54. 54
    Keep Our Press Free says:

    Complaints against the NoTW and alleged phone-hacking are historic.
    It didn’t stop reporters and editors being prosecuted.

  55. 55
    Lies Damn Lies and the Daily Mail says:

    So the Daily Mail is attacking UKIP again with lies and false stories.

    Do they not realise that all they achieve is to strengthen support for UKIP?

  56. 56
    Ghastliest Tory Spring Competition says:


  57. 57
    Toxic Labour for Spongers, Parasites, Criminals, Green Nazis, Peedos and other Wasters says:

    I’m sick of hearing about these bastard chutney ferrets. Everywhere you look in the media it’s gay this and homo that. Why do they have to focus on 0.75% of the population instead of the 99.25% of normal people. Hitler may have been right after all?

  58. 58
    Everyone a shitstabber says:

    The clue is in the word “tory”.

  59. 59
    Stevie Wonder says:

    Who the fuck would poke that ugly bitch?

  60. 60
    Ghastliest Tory Spring Competition says:

    The unspeakerable is,I see, close to the lavs. You would need to make one of those very quick visits and eyes ahead.

  61. 61
    Willymybum says:

    “Eengleesh and prtugeese spoke”, surely you mean “poke”?

  62. 62
    WTF is going on? says:

    If he was standing trial for Female r@pe would she have consented to that pose?

    Same question for MPs and the media who have dual standards for Kweers.

  63. 63
    Socialism is theft says:

    There are three types of voter:

    1. Rich or gay people who vote Tory
    2. Ordinary people who vote UKIP
    3. Mad people who vote Labour or Lib Dem

  64. 64
    The Horse says:

    Oh there’s more…

  65. 65
    There may be an explanation here says:

    Maybe she’s just another one of Dave’s Common Purpose crypto-communist fellow travellors.

  66. 66
    The Incompetence that is Nick Clegg says:

    Lets put him down as ‘Probable’

  67. 67
    well.... says:

    The Eagle Bros?

  68. 68
    There may be an explanation here says:

    And now you won’t have to hear of her again.

  69. 69
    uke Air says:

    Hello Mr David, your two first class tickets to Kiev are now available for collection.

  70. 70
    Anonymous says:

    Is Leon Brittan still in Europe.

  71. 71
    Alex Swanny says:

    “I can’t bring myself to campaign for them.”

    “The rhetoric wasn’t so much about it when I joined. I think we should be discriminating on the skill level [of immigrants] as opposed to what country they’re from.”

  72. 72
    Dr Frankenfreud says:

    It’s amazing the tricks memory plays. People’s minds can block out the most terrible nightmares

  73. 73
    Dave - Blobby, Blobby, Blobby - Cameron says:

    Talking of Dave – what’s he up to today?

  74. 74
    ey up brother says:

    No idea about his sexual activities, these days I thought one of prerequisites to being a male MP was to be homosexual, just one of the many clubs MPs have to join, just to network!and keep the champagne in the fridge and their bank accounts full, after all they seem to have found a way to take their money with them when they pop their clogs .

  75. 75
    Dave - Blobby, Blobby, Blobby - Cameron says:

    I’m seeing it more as a score draw.

  76. 76
    Strange says:

    She is proud to with someone up on those charges?

  77. 77
    Caption contest entrant says:

    Infamy, infamy, they’ve all got it in for me!

  78. 78
    Anonymous says:

    What’s happened to brother Eddie?

  79. 79
    Norman Normal says:

    Venezuela issues “1 shop a week” food ID cards.

    More chaos in the Labour lefts favourite South American utopia. Now citizens are required to have an ID card and submit a thumb print. Shopping with the ID card is limited to one shopping trip a week to “prevent hoarding”.
    As one shopper in a long queue put it, “if there weren’t shortages there wouldn’t be hoarders.” Video footage is live on Al-Jazeera (only channel you get real news on now?)


    Any comment from Jones, Livingston, Morris, Burgon or Abbott?

  80. 80
    Anonymous says:

    It’s beyond me Ken.

  81. 81
    Anonymous says:

    You can always judge a man by the company he keeps.

  82. 82
    A grammarian writes says:

    “any complaints are historic” – wow! So of great and enduring significance, rather than just being old, or historical as we say in English. A very serious matter then.

  83. 83
    aren't you forgetting says:

    There are plenty of rich trendy types who
    benefited from a private education and
    Oxbridge who vote Labour.

  84. 84
    Jolly nice chap says:

    They all are, not just the Tories. Gay mafia.

  85. 85
    hang about.. says:

    So if they’re historic, does that mean serious allegations are
    finally getting the attention they deserve after years of cover-

  86. 86
    Anonymous says:

    A party member’s sexuality has no influence on how the country is governed — it’s not like gay marriage was pushed through without any public mandate what-so-ever. (Because if that were the case, what would that say about our ‘democracy’?)

  87. 87
    Anonymous says:

    Said at the time she was a fifth columnist. How the fuck can anyone study human rights law and not be predisposed to lefty, “progressive” shite? She was always guaranteed to be a turncoat.

    UKIP really need to be better organised at weeding out these Tory turds.

  88. 88
    Vlad the Loudhailer says:

    Edwina Curry, the woman who single handedly almost destroyed the poultry industry with someone who is single handedly destroying the Ribble Valley Conservatives.

  89. 89
    Norman Normal says:

    Every company I have ever worked for had the same problems, I assumed being corrupt, lazy, emotionally bankrupt and sexually deviant was what constituted British Identity?

  90. 90
    Norman Normal says:

    No it’s just that the media are under the impression that they run things in the UK. The politicians occasionally push back, as in this case and show them who’s boss. Someone once put it as, “ignoring the temper tantrums of the spoiled child”.

  91. 91
    olden1936 says:

    Good Grief! Is the UK parliament falling apart at the seams? All we hear of now and for the passed few years are cuts aimed at the public, and sleazy troughing by the some of the people highly-paid to represent the public. Shame on them, but at least even the most gullible of us voters are awakening to awareness about a desperate need for radical changes in thhe way we are governed.

  92. 92
    nmj says:


  93. 93
    Dating Agency says:

    I think you’re wasting your time there, love.

  94. 94
    Lord Wellard says:

    I wonder if any of these chaps have attended Preston Crown Court in the recent past…

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