April 8th, 2014

Left Eagle Doesn’t Know What the Right Eagle is Doing

Readers will be well aware of Labour’s hypocrisy when it comes to gambling – last year alone two-faced Chuka bashed bookies before taking their cash, Tristram Hunt did exactly the same thing and Stephen Timms also went each way. Now one of the Eagles is going all in, hiring a gambling lobbyist as her new Political Adviser.

Ex-Blair press secretary Michael Stephenson previously worked for Miliband’s bargain basement strategist Bruce Hawker‘s lobbying firm, where he used his connections to lobby the Labour government on plans for 16 super-casinos across Britain. A former Co-op general secretary, his sound judgement and experience at keeping on top of the finances no doubt made him the stand out candidate to be Maria Eagle’s new political adviser. In other news Maria’s sister Angela is laying it on thick attacking the government’s Lobbying Act for “letting vested interests off the hook”…


  1. 1
    CON GAIN says:

    The Eagle Sisters are an electoral asset for the Tories. The prospect of them getting near government is 5-10 seats more.

  2. 2
    Bob says:

    Just imagine waking up in the morning to find both of them naked next to you, would be one threesome you would not brag about.

  3. 3

    And the story here then is….?


  4. 4
    Paniagua V5.1 says:

    Which one is Ant and which one is Dec?

  5. 5
    FFS says:

    Labour’s hypocrisy when it comes to gambling

  6. 6
    Paniagua V5.1 says:

    And 24/7 boozing, the bellends.

  7. 7
    Garfield says:

    That one of them is a hypocrite, there is that easier.

  8. 8
    Robin' Hood says:

    Old sibling rivalries die hard, I’d try and reform parliament to put my sister out of a job and publicly shame her if I could!

  9. 9
    Anonymous says:

    believe it or not, that’s a pretty flattering photo of them both. wait until you see them in person.

  10. 10
    Londoner says:

    The Labour Party is a criminal conspiracy to steal our democracy and steal our money. Keep that simple truth clear in your mind and you will never be confused by the detail.

  11. 11
    Garfield says:

    Wonder if they wear boxer shorts.

  12. 12
    Iain Duncan Smith says:

    I just called Crime-stoppers about Maria Miller+Cameron https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWMEoJ3F-Wo

  13. 13
    Round the Bend says:

    Which ‘boy’ Eagle will be stabbing the other ‘boy’ Eagle?

  14. 14
    M­a­­­­q­bo­­ul says:

    Would have rather have met the Kray Twins in a dark alley than those two.

  15. 15
    Border Terrier says:

    Do they both bat for the other side?

  16. 16
    Ed Miliband says:


  17. 17
    Tony Blair is your messiah says:

    Hi Jimmy

    Ever thought of flying to Iraq to dismantle IEDs?

  18. 18
    Where's my right of recall? says:

    The North Koreans show us the way out of the Maria Miller crisis:


  19. 19
    Where Eagles Scare says:


  20. 20
    Duty Pędant says:

    Tena Monster

  21. 21
    Gerbil 7 says:

    That individually they each know and preach what is right for others yet collectively, they couldn’t run a fucking whelk stall.
    Was it that difficult?

  22. 22
    Man at C&A says:

    It might help if they didn’t always dress as though they had just done a turn in the tractor factory. Most Labour women seem to do this. You are paid a very good salary, I’m sure you could dress better.

  23. 23
    maria miller says:

    whether one needs a hook upon which to hang one’s vested interest

  24. 24
    Robin' Hood says:

    A man who has no shame in stabbing siblings in the back Ed, glad you have my back on this one!

  25. 25
    Emperor Palpatine says:

    Is that a Star Wars reference?

  26. 26
    Mad Frankie Maude says:

    I just called Crime-stoppers about Maria Miller+Cameron https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWMEoJ3F-Wo

  27. 27
    Scotland yard file says:

    The Grey twins.
    Regularly use scare tactics on their opponents and are known associates of Jack ‘the twat’ Cunningham.

  28. 28
    Darth Eagle says:

    Well, I am working on the Death Stare

  29. 29
    Diane's sistah says:

    Yeah, mon! Do dey serve rice and pea on da plane?

  30. 30
    Eagle Brother I says:

    *intimidating stare*

  31. 31
    Grudges never forgiven says:

    Too right I’m back stabbing. Slowly killing off Balls career for going near an ex-sweet heart of mine.

  32. 32
    Emperor Palpatine says:

    You’re even more annoying than Jar Jar Binks.

  33. 33
    It was only a matter of time says:

    No justice, no pizza!

    The verdict of an inquest into Mark Duggan’s death – which found he was lawfully killed when he was shot dead by police – can be challenged, it has been ruled. Mr Duggan, 29, was shot in Tottenham, north London, in August 2011. Lawyers for his mother Pamela Duggan claim the Coroner’s directions to the jury in were “arguably inadequate”. Mr Justice Mitting said he was granting “limited permission” to apply for judicial review.

  34. 34
    Ed Miliband says:

    I’m not annoying.

  35. 35
    Angela Eagle says:

    Imagine my surprise when I learned that the cure for lesbianism was Chris Huhne.

  36. 36
    I D? Smith slow death says:

    Once Duncan Smith comes to your aid your political career goes down hill. Hard luck Maria Miller.

  37. 37
    U'man rightz says:

    Another half a million or so compo on its way to another lucky winner of the ECHR lottery. Remember folks “Everyone is a winner”

  38. 38
    "I see no genius" Major says:

    If Blair and co are prosecuted so should you be.

  39. 39
    Where's my right of recall? says:

  40. 40
    The Man who chose m'Lud John Prezza as his deputy says:

    A little bit warring keeps people interested and on their toes.

    I’m still not making any comment about my expenses

  41. 41
    Cruel and Unusual Punishments says:

    vest or not, I’d like to hang YOUR interests

  42. 42
    Prescott's chipolata says:

    Real beauties aren’t they? And they have that funny nasally way of speaking. Who votes for these people?

  43. 43
    jgm2 says:

    He needs a hook against which to cross-reference the approved Labour rebuttal.

  44. 44
    jgm2 says:

    That’s African levels of brutality. Idi Amin would be proud.

    If it all goes wrong for Kim Jong Un he can always convert to Islam. The Saudis will give him a nice safe home for the rest of his days.

  45. 45
    The General says:

    Where did you get the photograph of her smiling. Must have been Photoshop.

  46. 46
    jgm2 says:

    I think Balls is the one slowly killing his own career. He gambled on a ‘double-dip’ or ‘treble-dip’ recession, his wicked and malicious boss salted the ground to practically guarantee one and it didn’t happen for him.

    Now he just looks unhappy because the economy isn’t as in the shit as when he was thrown out of office. The voters can see right through him.

    Him and Miliband are the ones responsible for turning a 13% poll lead into a 1% poll lead and still a year of improving economy and budget freebies to go.

  47. 47
    Tim Yeo-yo says:

    The porn expression “spread eagle” makes me vomit when applied to these 2.

  48. 48
    Tim Yeo-yo says:

    Jimmy still believes in WMDs in Iraq. Maybe he should go and dismantle them. He’s such a clueless twunt he still worships Blair. He’s a thick cnut but you probably noticed that.

  49. 49
    Fred the pensioner says:

    Especially the fucking lawyers – who don’t give a shit who wins or who loses, they still get paid loadsamoney.

  50. 50
    Labour is the nasty party. says:

    Rug munchers of the world unite.

  51. 51
    Labour is the nasty party. says:

    There goes my lunch.

  52. 52

    Why not a peerage for her ?

  53. 53
    (That's enough Eds, Ed!) says:

    Stop dat ras noise an’ foolishness dem!

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