April 8th, 2014

Browne Totally at Odds With LibDems on Europe

Guido is greatly enjoying Jeremy Browne’s rallying call for right-wingers. Race Plan is actually very sound. As reported earlier, he only directly attacks Clegg once, but his position on Europe is completely at odds with his leader and party. In fact, it’s another direct example where Browne is totally in line with Cameron:

“So my support of British membership of the European Union is not blind or unconditional – quite the opposite. The terms of our membership, and the institutional architecture of the European Union as a whole, needs serious recalibration. The idea of “ever closer union”  – an always slightly sinister notion of being dragged further into an organisation that the rules at the time actually stated – is surely now redundant. Britain is not seeking to join the Euro, which would be the obvious manifestation so “ever closer union” and cannot therefore claim to want to be “at the heart of Europe”.

Come on Jezza, you don’t need those pinkos.

Race Plan  is available on Amazon for £10.


  1. 1
    Adolf says:

    Like the title of that book :)

  2. 2
    Tin Can Cam - he never buckles says:

    Does it smell right though?

  3. 3
    Mark Oaten says:

    I like smells.

  4. 4
    He's got the (Mr) X Factor! says:

  5. 5
    The Public says:

    No idea who this guy is. Did he steal as much money as Maria Miller? If so, he should join the Tories and be swept from power in the next two elections.

  6. 6
    The Public says:

    No comment

  7. 7
    Round the Bend says:

    If it is a plan for sane UK politics then how do the Green’s and Lib Dems disappear.

  8. 8
    lescrompsblogg says:

    Not long before this one jumps,he’ll be a Tory candidate in 2015 no doubt about that

  9. 9
    Mitch says:

    What’s the difference between Facts and Truth?

    What kind of nutter believes everything they read in a newspaper? I think what he really means is that he doesn’t like people who disagree with him, a common Leftie failing.

  10. 10
    Podiceps says:

    If he is in line with Cameron, it must be a bloody wiggly line.

  11. 11
    cheche says:

    Daily Politics rambling on about Millar totally oblivious to the BBC’s infated salaries, over payments, tax evasion. blah b

  12. 12
    Podiceps says:

    Don’t know which is worse, you or an ‘authentic liberal’.

  13. 13
    Dorkass says:


  14. 14
  15. 15
    Dorkass says:

    The latter of the pox; the former by burning for winter fuel.

  16. 16
    Charmed I'm Sure says:

    He is talking about a boy he groomed who then killed himself. He is trying not to have what is commonly known as a “Barrymore”, not suggesting that Amos fist fucked the kid with door handles and then throat fucked him till he passed out as I believe Barrymore did.

  17. 17
    Round the Bend says:

    Just seen HoS of Ireland Higgins, did he have a part in the Lord of the Rings?

  18. 18
    EU Funded Pro-EU Troll says:

    Vote UKIP

  19. 19
    DAVE wants to sit at the EURO Top table not in the freedom cafe outside says:


    Those are NOT Dave’s views on Europe.

    Those are words spoken by Europhile Dave in his attempts to appease Tory patriots.

  20. 20
    He's got the (Mr) X Factor! says:

    Is that true about the door handle?!!!

  21. 21
  22. 22
    A whiff of lavender says:

    And here’s another surprise – yet another shitstabber.

    “Jeremy Browne was nominated for the Stonewall Politician of the Year Award in 2011 for his work to support equality for lesbian, gay and bisexual people. He was given a score of 79% in favour of lesbian, gay and bisexual equality by Stonewall. On 5 February 2013 he voted in favour in the House of Commons Second Reading vote on marriage equality in Britain.”

  23. 23
    ordinary member of the public says:

    I believe a dead child deserves to have a full and open
    inquest where all facts are published for his family and
    the public to read.

  24. 24
    Dodgy D. Laws says:

    Shocking behaviour.

  25. 25
    A whiff of lavender says:

    He’s certainly well qualified.

    “Jeremy Browne was nominated for the Stonewall Politician of the Year Award in 2011 for his work to support equality for lesbian, gay and bisexual people. He was given a score of 79% in favour of lesbian, gay and bisexual equality by Stonewall. On 5 February 2013 he voted in favour in the House of Commons Second Reading vote on marriage equality in Britain.”

  26. 26
    A whiff of lavender says:

    Arsebandits of a feather flock together.

  27. 27
    just asking says:

    Is he one of the left-wing celebrities who backs
    state censorship of the press?

  28. 28
    Boz says:

    What a bloody good day to bury bad news.

  29. 29
    just an idea says:

    Cameron could have avoided all this press coverage
    by sacking her ages ago.

  30. 30
    Dave - Blobby, Blobby, Blobby - Cameron says:

    You ain’t seen me, right?

  31. 31
    High Court Judge on Mind Changing Drugs says:

  32. 32
    Mitch says:

    If good characters go round getting blind drunk; propositioning twenty year olds; and shoving his hand down strangers’ trousers, what does a bad character do?

  33. 33
    Dave says:

    We ass bandits must stick together.

  34. 34
    Lounge Lizard says:

    It’s a strange one. I was never accused of good character the morning after.

  35. 35
    Centre Parting says:

    He has referred on television to Geordies being neanderthal – imagine if they had said that about him?

  36. 36
    M­a­­­­q­bo­­ul says:

    He’s just a silly old p­oof.

  37. 37
    Made to measure says:

    So Browne is a gayer, a liberal, pro EU and fiddles his expenses. He’ll fit in well with Team Dave then.

  38. 38
    Mitch says:

    The court has heard that Evans was warned about his behaviour before and told to calm down. Is that ‘good character’?

  39. 39
    M­a­­­­q­bo­­ul says:

    It’s fair comment. Spend a Satda neet on tha Toon and you’ll understand what he means. Knuckle dragging, tattooed, incoherent drunks, fighting, urinating on walls and vomiting….

    and that’s just the wimmin,

  40. 40
    E I E I O says:

    ‘I put the e-cigarette on charge in my iPad charger, which I have done countless times before. The battery was from Totally Wicked E Liquid


  41. 41
    Perry Mason says:

    Depends on how the judge shakes hands and rolls his trouser leg.

  42. 42
    albacore says:

    Now then, Fawkes, don’t pretend that Parliament gives a damn
    Still without a referendum, it’s the same old sham
    Their capitulation to E U domination
    And all the concurrent alien infiltration
    Surely show their intention is that never again
    Will British interests rule within miles of Big Ben

  43. 43
    Stephen Purcell says:

    I tell ye, things are looking good for me to make a comeback !

  44. 44

    Albanians are the most brachycephalic people in Europe.

  45. 45
    You mean . . . says:

    . . . A turd of AB’s

    a panfull of AB’s

    a bend of AB’s

    a lift of AB’s

    a . . .?

    run out of possible collective nouns – time for a luncheon tipple in the Commons Taxpayer funded trougher’s canteen

  46. 46
    Bosun Higgs says:

    The idea that we can be members of the EU but some opt out of the ever-closer union is a dream. It is the EU’s most fundamental principle. Mr Browne might as well try converting to Isl*m but opting out of circumcision. When it comes to power, the EU follows the Pirate Code: Take all you can; give nothing back! If you support EU membership, you thereby support a federal European state, for that is the EU’s only possible end-condition.

  47. 47
    Round the Bend says:

    In Parliament ‘boy’ Eagle has just maligned Miller, currently she ‘boy’ Eagle is getting a well deserved kicking.

  48. 48
    Flusher says:

    If it’s brown
    flush it down

  49. 49
    Bosun Higgs says:

    If he did it, he’s not of good character. The judge is prejudging the verdict.

  50. 50
    North Country Boy says:

    The papers claimed you were a comedian?

  51. 51
    Where Eagles Scare says:


  52. 52
    CUTTER says:

    Cut their goolies off!


    Not just the flappy bits of covering skin

    EVERYTHING must go!!!

  53. 53
    Next Stop East Ukraine says:

  54. 54
    The Public says:

    Then resign your seat and shut up while we hold a by-election for someone willing to speak up on Britain’s behalf.

  55. 55
    The Judge has made his mind up says:

  56. 56
    Let off by a whisker says:

    ‘Good character’ is a technical term for someone the plod failed to catch on previous occasions.

  57. 57
    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    we need to find another technology for powering these devices. I suggest research into making small brains that could be powered by bits of leftover pizza and the like.

  58. 58
    M'noble lord says:

    The judge probably thinks there is nothing wrong with putting one’s hands down another one’s trousers.

  59. 59
    Dr Frankenfreud says:

    Caused by being hit by the seat falling down when trying to drink from the toilet bowl.

  60. 60
    Adolf says:

    The judge is probably a gayer too.

  61. 61
    Mr Roy says:

    Sounds like something commies would say.

  62. 62
    Adolf says:

    Damn right!

  63. 63
    Pat for PM says:

    He dares to speak out against Jizzlam.

  64. 64
    Yvette Cooper says:

    Fook aff !

  65. 65
    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    good for resting a pint glass ?

  66. 66
    Nick Cleggs Foreskin says:

  67. 67
    F##k the LibLabCon says:

    Sounds like the fifth column of gay mafioso got to the judge, wonder what they’ve got on him/her?

  68. 68
    F##k the LibLabCon says:

    Super glue instead of Vaseline?

  69. 69
    Funny guy says:

    Have HIGNFY not booked him yet?

  70. 70
    Funny guy says:

    He could host Jimll Fix it.

  71. 71
    Breaking News says:

    A 73-year-old man has been arrested on suspicion of sexual offences as part of a police operation prompted by the Jimmy Savile abuse scandal.

    In completely unrelated news, 73 year old Cliff Richard will be doing some gigs soon.

  72. 72
    Ellie-Mae (9) says:

    Is this a Sith thing coming from Barroso?


  73. 73
    Bunny says:

    Oh yes!

  74. 74
    Ellie-Mae (9) says:

    Perhaps the judge equates thus MP=Good character, which is plainly bolleaux

  75. 75
    Round the Bend says:

    I didn’t know Peter Cook was the judge at the Evans trial.

  76. 76
    EU-speak translation services says:

    Please don’t leave, we need your money.

  77. 77
    Ed 'fliperty' Balls says:

    Gigging or gagging?

  78. 78
    Not been following ... much says:

    Is this a Sponsored Post Guido? We should be told, you know we should. I’m actually a big fan of ‘Jezza’ – thought he did a good job in the Foreign Office certainly.

  79. 79
    Enoch Powell was correct says:

    Cameron could have avoided all this by handing over to someone capable of running a Cub pack.

  80. 80
    Sad Brittania says:

    …..Politicians speaking up for Britain??………..There,s a novelty!
    …..Doing what is in the interests of the British??
    ….Speaking the unpalatable truth about the state of Britain and fixing it???…Not going to happen!

  81. 81
    Not in my name says:

    …Sounds ominus, nobody asked me about any path,or is this a different part of the same club?…

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