April 7th, 2014

Where is Harman?

It’s not just Maria Miller that has gone to ground – where is her Shadow? Who, Guido hears you ask, even is the Shadow Secretary of State for Culture, Media and Sport? Harriet Harman has not really been seen since that brutal outing on Newsnight over her PIE past…

Having been through the mill with Dromey, it would appear Harman is lying low, leaving Labour attacks to that big hitting Eagle. Some Labour MPs have a different theory though, with one wearily confiding to Guido that this probably has more to do with Harman’s inverted logic that Miller is one of the sisterhood so should not be touched. Either way, her silence has not gone unnoticed…



  1. 1
    Maria Miller says:

    she is with me an Lucifer


  2. 2
    Justin Poofyboots says:

    Angela Seagull? Oh we are scared! Sqwak!


  3. 3
    pippakin says:

    Reblogged this on Pippakins Hardly Relevant Anywhere File and commented:
    Who the hell cares…Do use your head…


  4. 4
    Fawke Handles says:

    When you want someone to do a man’s job, then turn to ‘that big hitting Eagle’.


  5. 5
    Morgan's Organ says:

    Isn’t the peace and quiet lovely?


  6. 6
    Justin Poofyboots at the Casino says:

    We are still waiting for Harman’s apology. See if she can beat the ‘umbling 32 seconds & get in the guiness book records.

    Place your bets here!


  7. 7
    User name:Harriet, Password:Harman says:

    If anyones looking for me you know where you can get me.


  8. 8
    practice being practical. says:

    practice being perfectly practical.
    if you were a rare element, what would you be


  9. 9
    P l e b says:

    Why oh why can’t MPs just get on with the job they’re paid to do – represent us?

    Is it too much to ask?


  10. 10
    Garfield says:

    Harman And BBC Dromey are absent because they are eating Humble Pie.


  11. 11
    Silent Majority says:

    So she’s a paedo-protecting defender of expense fiddlers who thinks Ed Miliband’s doing a good job.

    She’s not exactly got her finger on the pulse of popular opinion, has she?


  12. 12
    A lesson from history says:

    That “35% Strategy” aint gonna be enough Ed


    • 34
      Canada says:

      Not once UKIP hit 40%.


    • 35
      Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

      Miliband will be the next PM and the Tories will be out of power for at least 15 years unless the Scots vote YES to independence.


      • 75
        Village Idiot says:

        …Gone past caring,none of them get my vote!……Time for an earthquake!


        • 99
          gildedtumbril says:

          How true! It is my considered opinion, after much deliberation, that all our mps are a luncheon voucher short of a rent boy. This would include the trannies.


  13. 12
    Hoddy says:

    She is busy ……. the BBC strap on is being worn and Jack is biting the pillow hard


  14. 15
    Oh, really? says:

    Harriet is PIE-eyed.


  15. 17
    Billy No-jobs and Billy No-Influence says:

    A dark cave. In the middle, a boiling cauldron. Thunder. Enter the three Witches

    Thrice the media cat hath mew’d.

    Thrice and once the clegg-pig whined.

    Milliband cries “‘Tis time, ’tis time.”

    Round about the cauldron go;
    In the poison’d entrails throw.
    Toad, that under cold stone
    Days and nights has thirty-one
    Swelter’d venom sleeping got,
    Boil thou first i’ the charmed pot.

    Double, double, toil and trouble;
    Fire burn, and cauldron bubble.


  16. 18
    Garfield says:

    Why are the posters on this blog always picking on The Sirens of the HoC, Harman,Miller and the Eagle brothers?

    “In Greek mythology, the Sirens (Greek singular: Σειρήν Seirēn; Greek plural: Σειρῆνες Seirēnes) were dangerous yet beautiful creature”


    • 36
      Plato says:

      Harriet is more of a Harpie One of several loathsome, voracious monsters with the head and trunk of a woman and the tail, wings, and talons of a bird.


      • 103
        The Critic says:

        Yes, why is anyone protesting that this waste of space is not spouting forth anymore. Silence,in her case,really is golden.


    • 51
      My other window is stained glass says:

      Men or women, if they are thieves, wannabe social engineers or any other types of abuser of power, they have it cmoing. Excusing them just because they have soft wobbly bits somewhere underneath the armour of arrogance they garb themselves with would be patronising and undemocratic.


  17. 20
    Highly paid autocue reader says:

    In other news a benefits cheat who had been ordered by a court to pay back every penny she fraudulently claimed for has had that amount reduced to a fraction by a committee comprised of other beneit cheats who said she had their full support and that lessons had been learned and it was time to move on. Heres john with the weather.


    • 25
      Garfield says:

      Don’t be silly don’t you realise all this troughing is all for the voters, they know what is good for us.


  18. 22
  19. 23
    What a pillock says:

    Charlie Brooks drank Fairy Liquid as a hangover cure, hacking trial hears
    Character witness says husband of former News International chief executive is ‘capable of being completely daft’


  20. 24
    The British media are cunts says:

    She’s a fucking ugly bitch. Stupid as well.


  21. 26
    marke09 says:

    She’s on Question Time Thursday night


    • 45
      Fishy says:

      But don’t expect Dumblebore to allow any difficult questions.


      • 88
        A punter who slipped past the BBc vetting procedure says:

        The woman at the back, oh sorry, its a man, no, its a woman, sorry about that its the lights..
        Thats ok David, I’d like to ask the panel, do you feel unclean and does your skin crawl sitting on a panel alongside someone who was closely associated with the peeedo information exchange, and do you think she should have resigned her position given her leader wouldn’t have the courage to sack her?


  22. 27
    A Reader says:

    She is a subversive who should be under very close police scrutiny.


  23. 29
    Distraction Watch says:

    Oooooh, Look over there. It’s not Maria Miller.


  24. 31
  25. 39
    jgm2 says:

    I assume it’s because it’s the Easter holidays that so many MPs are suddenly unavailable for comment.


  26. 40
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    I think we should take a leaf out of Harman’s book.

    Both Harman & Miller should be judged in the court of public opinion.


  27. 46
    Labour are scum says:


    • 50
      Labour are scum says:

      Look at the way Harman runs scared from this guy and goes to the copper to complain, and cop the fugly socialist lefties who try and shout him down and shove him out of the way. One of them hits him and when he complains, she squeals “I’m a woman!” as though that gives her the right to attack him!


    • 53
      While we are at it says:


    • 72
      C.O.Jones says:

      This guy is good. We need more like him.


  28. 49
    Rolf Harris says:

    My gut feeling is that Cameron’s support for Maria Miller has a lot to do with Leveson and issues related to it.


  29. 56
    nigels parachute says:

    Democracy can never work because the people in government get rich and then it only makes sense for them to introduce policies that suit the rich

    Same with miller. What was the insentive for her to do anything about spiraling unaffordable housing?


    • 61
      It's too late says:

      The price of housing is outside the control of the British Government

      If it sells UK passports to any rich gangster and oligarch


      • 65
        jgm2 says:

        A few dozen or even a few hundred Russian oligarchs aren’t going to need too much housing. It’s the 2 or 3 million cultural enrichers from Shi*tis*t*an that have arrived on one-way tickets in the past decade that fuck up the availability of housing and add fuck-all to the sum total of human happiness.


    • 63
      Táxpáyér says:

      Google LVT and adam smith.

      It’s real capitalism, not the rent-seeking and creditalism with keynesian marxism on top.


    • 70
      jgm2 says:

      Not just her but any of the incumbent political parties. Even the Labour spartists have been flipping and remortgaging and refurbishing their London property portfolios at tax-payer expense. Their wealth is inextricably linked to high and increasing house pr*ices which is why they’ll, on all sides of the HoP, pull any trick in the book to keep them high.

      It’s what is dr*iv*ing the plan to make the IHT threshold 1,000,000 quid too. To keep their property empires away from HMRC. Although they’ll still use Deeds of Variation, trusts etc to achieve the same result.


  30. 62
    Ben Brogan says:

    Hattie looks as if she is having an orgasm in your photo, Guido


  31. 64
    Kay Burlesque says:

    I’ve got the ping, Guido


  32. 68
    Even plods pants on fire says:

    Police Federation imploding now as well?

    Is Britain pre-revolutionary now?


    • 76
      C O (Ξ7n) says:

      Police Federation is just a union.

      They should not have tried to stitch up M!tchell.

      Bad joo-joo, but not really pre-revolutionary.

      Wait until the muzzers who have been fighting in Syr!a start to arrive back en mass. Then you will have pre-revolutionary.


      • 92
        President Assad says:

        You think they are coming back? If they do, it will be in either bits or in boxes.


  33. 73
    C O (Ξ7n) says:

    The Sheffield Half Marathon should be considered a Clegg troll ?

    – Runners told on start line race cancelled due to no water – elf ‘n’ safety etc.
    – Most said bollocks and ran anyway
    – Police were going to set up road blocks to stop the race, but decided against provoking a riot.
    – Now no refunds for the cancellation.



    • 79
      Fighting back says:

      The peoples army of runners said fuck you and ran anyway.


    • 80
      Anonymous says:

      People who take part in these mass participation events do so to get validation from being part of a large group all doing the same thing. Why then are they surprised that the organisers treat them like sheep? You paid 25 quid to run around the streets and you’re surprised they won’t give it back?


  34. 77
    Camerons Legacy says:

    Same sex marriage
    The break up of the United Kingdom
    Press curtailment
    No referendum in Europe
    Continued deficit as before
    Billions of pounds to shave 15 mins off a train journey


    • 90
      Nero says:

      Prime minsters who give IRA terrorists immunity from prosecution


      • 93
        Where is Werrity says:

        Please explain why my tax bills are going up and the deficit is not decreasing and a mediocre MP is in the Cabinet using the expense system to finance a million pound plus house for herself.


  35. 82
    Jack Dromey says:

    She’s been going through my internet browsing history. I can explain it all though. I am considering doing a medical degree after I leave parliament and specialising in black male reproductive problems.


    • 95
      Harriet Harpedo says:

      You told me you were doing a veterinarian course specialising in darker plumaged farm yard fowl.


      • 104
        Cynic says:

        I found a big cock online too but in the end I was disappointed – it wouldn’t lay eggs


  36. 83
    gerrydorrian66 says:

    I think the whole Maria Miller affair is a massive diversionary tactic to take the heat off both Harman and Hodge as the paedophile scandals geet closer to them and other Westminster figures. As Eileen Fairweather – who’s been pursuing the Islington paedos for 20 years – said in the Telegraph, this is “the ultimate cross-party scandal”.


    Look out for more chaff thrown to the wind in the form of MPs who are guilty of venality but innocent of paedophilia.


  37. 85
    Geordieboy says:

    She appeared in Carlisle in support of the female parliamentary candidate . It was not publicised until the day after to avoid someone turning up with a Pie placard, but was televised skating very badly with kids, or you might say on very thin ice.


  38. 86
    MandyPickleSniffer says:

    Hey, don’t complain. I love it when she has her little disappearing moments; means we don’t have to suffer her condescending patronising “I know better than you cuz I’m a wimin” crap. The less I see of her mug the better!


  39. 87
    Harriet Harpedo says:

    Last Friday I was in Carlisle on the new outdoor ice ring that the Labour council bought on ebay.


    • 105
      Cynic says:

      ….rather than fund social care for pensioners

      But then there is an election coming up so give the plebs some cake


  40. 110
    Anonymous says:

    “It’s not just Maria Miller that has gone to ground – where is her Shadow?”
    Let us hope they’re not beavering away together in some secret laboratory. Working with Gove, to produce a new race of unthinking semi-humanoid robot children. Designed to serve the undemocratic will of some unaccountable political master-race. Or EU for short.


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