April 7th, 2014

Where is Harman?

It’s not just Maria Miller that has gone to ground – where is her Shadow? Who, Guido hears you ask, even is the Shadow Secretary of State for Culture, Media and Sport? Harriet Harman has not really been seen since that brutal outing on Newsnight over her PIE past…

Having been through the mill with Dromey, it would appear Harman is lying low, leaving Labour attacks to that big hitting Eagle. Some Labour MPs have a different theory though, with one wearily confiding to Guido that this probably has more to do with Harman’s inverted logic that Miller is one of the sisterhood so should not be touched. Either way, her silence has not gone unnoticed…

 


110 Comments

  1. 1
    Maria Miller says:

    she is with me an Lucifer

  2. 2
    Justin Poofyboots says:

    Angela Seagull? Oh we are scared! Sqwak!

  3. 3
    pippakin says:

    Reblogged this on Pippakins Hardly Relevant Anywhere File and commented:
    Who the hell cares…Do use your head…

  4. 4
    Fawke Handles says:

    When you want someone to do a man’s job, then turn to ‘that big hitting Eagle’.

  5. 5
    Morgan's Organ says:

    Isn’t the peace and quiet lovely?

  6. 6
    Justin Poofyboots at the Casino says:

    We are still waiting for Harman’s apology. See if she can beat the ‘umbling 32 seconds & get in the guiness book records.

    Place your bets here!

  7. 7
    User name:Harriet, Password:Harman says:

    If anyones looking for me you know where you can get me.

  8. 8
    practice being practical. says:

    practice being perfectly practical.
    now,
    now
    if you were a rare element, what would you be

  9. 9
    P l e b says:

    Why oh why can’t MPs just get on with the job they’re paid to do – represent us?

    Is it too much to ask?

  10. 10
    Garfield says:

    Harman And BBC Dromey are absent because they are eating Humble Pie.

  11. 11
    Silent Majority says:

    So she’s a paedo-protecting defender of expense fiddlers who thinks Ed Miliband’s doing a good job.

    She’s not exactly got her finger on the pulse of popular opinion, has she?

  12. 12
    A lesson from history says:

    That “35% Strategy” aint gonna be enough Ed

  13. 13
    Hoddy says:

    She is busy ……. the BBC strap on is being worn and Jack is biting the pillow hard

  14. 14
    Mr Woy says:

    Eating what? oh I see what you mean

  15. 15
    Oh, really? says:

    Harriet is PIE-eyed.

  16. 16
    Twitcher says:

    Eagle or Cock?

  17. 17
    Billy No-jobs and Billy No-Influence says:

    A dark cave. In the middle, a boiling cauldron. Thunder. Enter the three Witches

    Maria:
    Thrice the media cat hath mew’d.

    Harriet:
    Thrice and once the clegg-pig whined.

    Hewitt:
    Milliband cries “‘Tis time, ’tis time.”

    Maria:
    Round about the cauldron go;
    In the poison’d entrails throw.
    Toad, that under cold stone
    Days and nights has thirty-one
    Swelter’d venom sleeping got,
    Boil thou first i’ the charmed pot.

    All
    Double, double, toil and trouble;
    Fire burn, and cauldron bubble.

  18. 18
    Garfield says:

    Why are the posters on this blog always picking on The Sirens of the HoC, Harman,Miller and the Eagle brothers?

    “In Greek mythology, the Sirens (Greek singular: Σειρήν Seirēn; Greek plural: Σειρῆνες Seirēnes) were dangerous yet beautiful creature”

  19. 19
    Jail Bird says:

    They represent me.

  20. 20
    Highly paid autocue reader says:

    In other news a benefits cheat who had been ordered by a court to pay back every penny she fraudulently claimed for has had that amount reduced to a fraction by a committee comprised of other beneit cheats who said she had their full support and that lessons had been learned and it was time to move on. Heres john with the weather.

  21. 21
    Dame Nikki Campbell says:

    So that is where it has gone, I’ve been waiting all morning for it.

  22. 22
  23. 23
    What a pillock says:

    Charlie Brooks drank Fairy Liquid as a hangover cure, hacking trial hears
    Character witness says husband of former News International chief executive is ‘capable of being completely daft’

  24. 24
    The British media are cunts says:

    She’s a fucking ugly bitch. Stupid as well.

  25. 25
    Garfield says:

    Don’t be silly don’t you realise all this troughing is all for the voters, they know what is good for us.

  26. 26
    marke09 says:

    She’s on Question Time Thursday night

  27. 27
    A Reader says:

    She is a subversive who should be under very close police scrutiny.

  28. 28
    Maximus says:

    With Leftards it’s never the principle, it’s the side.

  29. 29
    Distraction Watch says:

    Oooooh, Look over there. It’s not Maria Miller.

  30. 30
    Rebekah Brooks says:

    He needs some fist.

  31. 31
  32. 32
    Labour are the nasty party. says:

    I do not Know about Harman, but where is that economic genius Ed Balls hiding ?

  33. 33
    Chillaxing Dave says:

    You are Michael Howard and I claim my £5.00 food voucher.

  34. 34
    Canada says:

    Not once UKIP hit 40%.

  35. 35
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Miliband will be the next PM and the Tories will be out of power for at least 15 years unless the Scots vote YES to independence.

  36. 36
    Plato says:

    Harriet is more of a Harpie One of several loathsome, voracious monsters with the head and trunk of a woman and the tail, wings, and talons of a bird.

  37. 37
    The Great British Public says:

    Labour.

    P@edophile Information Exchange.

    Jimmy Saville.

    H@rriet H@rman.

    Birds of a feather, always flock together.

  38. 38
    The Submarine Chancellor breaks surface says:
  39. 39
    jgm2 says:

    I assume it’s because it’s the Easter holidays that so many MPs are suddenly unavailable for comment.

  40. 40
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    I think we should take a leaf out of Harman’s book.

    Both Harman & Miller should be judged in the court of public opinion.

  41. 41
    Gordon Brown says:

    I’m too busy flying all over the world to talk about Malala.

  42. 42
    Jolly good show What says:

    He’s probably over there giving a couple of million quid away out what Dave’s borrowed for Foreign Aid.

  43. 43
    Fawke Handles says:

    Does Eagle have a cock or is it one of those hermaphrodites the Labtards delight in attracting to their ranks?

  44. 44
    Nick Robinson says:

    BREAKING NEWS!

    Nigella Lawson to marry Angela Eagle

  45. 45
    Fishy says:

    But don’t expect Dumblebore to allow any difficult questions.

  46. 46
    Labour are scum says:

  47. 47
    Vlad the Loudhailer says:

    She is another Leveson lovey, just like Miller. It is no wonder they want to silence the Press and Cameron is assstting them evey step of the way.

  48. 48
    Wraith Rover says:

    Rice or Chips?

  49. 49
    Rolf Harris says:

    My gut feeling is that Cameron’s support for Maria Miller has a lot to do with Leveson and issues related to it.

  50. 50
    Labour are scum says:

    Look at the way Harman runs scared from this guy and goes to the copper to complain, and cop the fugly socialist lefties who try and shout him down and shove him out of the way. One of them hits him and when he complains, she squeals “I’m a woman!” as though that gives her the right to attack him!

  51. 51
    My other window is stained glass says:

    Men or women, if they are thieves, wannabe social engineers or any other types of abuser of power, they have it cmoing. Excusing them just because they have soft wobbly bits somewhere underneath the armour of arrogance they garb themselves with would be patronising and undemocratic.

  52. 52
    Chaucer's curse says:

    He is looking a bit less lesbian nowadays

  53. 53
    While we are at it says:

  54. 54
    Dr Frankenfreud says:

    Stop feeling your gut. Now wash your hands.

  55. 55
    Labour are scum says:

    He also tears Ken Lyingstone a new one. Labour – rotten to the core.

  56. 56
    nigels parachute says:

    Democracy can never work because the people in government get rich and then it only makes sense for them to introduce policies that suit the rich

    Same with miller. What was the insentive for her to do anything about spiraling unaffordable housing?

  57. 57
    Crystal Methodist says:

    Has she got him by the goolies?

    Like Rebekah, Andy and the Murdochs?

    Does Dave only frequent criminals?

  58. 58
    Prime Minister"The Dunce Of Downing Street" Cameron says:

    What a load of shite.

  59. 59
  60. 60
    a seagull says:

    oh ms eagle

    it ain’t legal

    with a beagle

    and we’re the only two boids in town

  61. 61
    It's too late says:

    The price of housing is outside the control of the British Government

    If it sells UK passports to any rich gangster and oligarch

  62. 62
    Ben Brogan says:

    Hattie looks as if she is having an orgasm in your photo, Guido

  63. 63
    Táxpáyér says:

    Google LVT and adam smith.

    It’s real capitalism, not the rent-seeking and creditalism with keynesian marxism on top.

  64. 64
    Kay Burlesque says:

    I’ve got the ping, Guido

  65. 65
    jgm2 says:

    A few dozen or even a few hundred Russian oligarchs aren’t going to need too much housing. It’s the 2 or 3 million cultural enrichers from Shi*tis*t*an that have arrived on one-way tickets in the past decade that fuck up the availability of housing and add fuck-all to the sum total of human happiness.

  66. 66
    Economist says:

    +1000

  67. 67
    jgm2 says:

    She looks like a trout that’s been hooked.

  68. 68
    Even plods pants on fire says:

    Police Federation imploding now as well?

    Is Britain pre-revolutionary now?

  69. 69
    Big black cock - and sweaty too says:

    Where’s Jack?

  70. 70
    jgm2 says:

    Not just her but any of the incumbent political parties. Even the Labour spartists have been flipping and remortgaging and refurbishing their London property portfolios at tax-payer expense. Their wealth is inextricably linked to high and increasing house pr*ices which is why they’ll, on all sides of the HoP, pull any trick in the book to keep them high.

    It’s what is dr*iv*ing the plan to make the IHT threshold 1,000,000 quid too. To keep their property empires away from HMRC. Although they’ll still use Deeds of Variation, trusts etc to achieve the same result.

  71. 71
    Big black cock - and sweaty too says:

    She’s not laying low under me.

  72. 72
    C.O.Jones says:

    This guy is good. We need more like him.

  73. 73
    C O (Ξ7n) says:

    The Sheffield Half Marathon should be considered a Clegg troll ?

    – Runners told on start line race cancelled due to no water – elf ‘n’ safety etc.
    – Most said bollocks and ran anyway
    – Police were going to set up road blocks to stop the race, but decided against provoking a riot.
    – Now no refunds for the cancellation.

    Awful.

  74. 74
    Black Jack says:

    Don’t look at me.

  75. 75
    Village Idiot says:

    …Gone past caring,none of them get my vote!……Time for an earthquake!

  76. 76
    C O (Ξ7n) says:

    Police Federation is just a union.

    They should not have tried to stitch up M!tchell.

    Bad joo-joo, but not really pre-revolutionary.

    Wait until the muzzers who have been fighting in Syr!a start to arrive back en mass. Then you will have pre-revolutionary.

  77. 77
    Camerons Legacy says:

    Same sex marriage
    The break up of the United Kingdom
    Press curtailment
    No referendum in Europe
    Continued deficit as before
    Billions of pounds to shave 15 mins off a train journey

  78. 78
    Lord Mandy of Rio says:

    Ooooh she gets all the plum jobs.

  79. 79
    Fighting back says:

    The peoples army of runners said fuck you and ran anyway.

  80. 80
    Anonymous says:

    People who take part in these mass participation events do so to get validation from being part of a large group all doing the same thing. Why then are they surprised that the organisers treat them like sheep? You paid 25 quid to run around the streets and you’re surprised they won’t give it back?

  81. 81
    Harman is part of the aristocracy says:

    A stroke more like !

  82. 82
    Jack Dromey says:

    She’s been going through my internet browsing history. I can explain it all though. I am considering doing a medical degree after I leave parliament and specialising in black male reproductive problems.

  83. 83
    gerrydorrian66 says:

    I think the whole Maria Miller affair is a massive diversionary tactic to take the heat off both Harman and Hodge as the paedophile scandals geet closer to them and other Westminster figures. As Eileen Fairweather – who’s been pursuing the Islington paedos for 20 years – said in the Telegraph, this is “the ultimate cross-party scandal”.

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/jimmy-savile/10746412/Jimmy-Savile-sex-abuse-Islington-is-still-covering-up.html

    Look out for more chaff thrown to the wind in the form of MPs who are guilty of venality but innocent of paedophilia.

  84. 84
    Tesco is a pile of shite says:

    He’s not good. He’s brilliant.

  85. 85
    Geordieboy says:

    She appeared in Carlisle in support of the female parliamentary candidate . It was not publicised until the day after to avoid someone turning up with a Pie placard, but was televised skating very badly with kids, or you might say on very thin ice.

  86. 86
    MandyPickleSniffer says:

    Hey, don’t complain. I love it when she has her little disappearing moments; means we don’t have to suffer her condescending patronising “I know better than you cuz I’m a wimin” crap. The less I see of her mug the better!

  87. 87
    Harriet Harpedo says:

    Last Friday I was in Carlisle on the new outdoor ice ring that the Labour council bought on ebay.

  88. 88
    A punter who slipped past the BBc vetting procedure says:

    The woman at the back, oh sorry, its a man, no, its a woman, sorry about that its the lights..
    Thats ok David, I’d like to ask the panel, do you feel unclean and does your skin crawl sitting on a panel alongside someone who was closely associated with the peeedo information exchange, and do you think she should have resigned her position given her leader wouldn’t have the courage to sack her?

  89. 89
    thostids says:

    Not watching dirty videos with Jacqui?

  90. 90
    Nero says:

    Prime minsters who give IRA terrorists immunity from prosecution

  91. 91
    Who the hell cares says:

    You don’t seem to be using your head.

  92. 92
    President Assad says:

    You think they are coming back? If they do, it will be in either bits or in boxes.

  93. 93
    Where is Werrity says:

    Please explain why my tax bills are going up and the deficit is not decreasing and a mediocre MP is in the Cabinet using the expense system to finance a million pound plus house for herself.

  94. 94
    The Central Scrutinizer says:

    However, when he walks…he minces…

  95. 95
    Harriet Harpedo says:

    You told me you were doing a veterinarian course specialising in darker plumaged farm yard fowl.

  96. 96
    The Central Scrutinizer says:

    Is Gideon wearing a wing-tip collar shirt and has put his tail-coat down?

  97. 97
    pippakin says:

    Ohh. Its my fault for not using my head! I seee…Do prey tell how anything I could have done or said would have made a difference…

  98. 98
    gildedtumbril says:

    Do you refer to jack drongo?

  99. 99
    gildedtumbril says:

    How true! It is my considered opinion, after much deliberation, that all our mps are a luncheon voucher short of a rent boy. This would include the trannies.

  100. 100
    gildedtumbril says:

    What a perceptive fellow you are.

  101. 101
    Fucking dis custard says:

    No she’s not, she’s putting flowers on Jimmy Savile’grave.

  102. 102
    SIZE 14 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

    A shortage of water in Sheffield in April !!!!!!!

  103. 103
    The Critic says:

    Yes, why is anyone protesting that this waste of space is not spouting forth anymore. Silence,in her case,really is golden.

  104. 104
    Cynic says:

    I found a big cock online too but in the end I was disappointed – it wouldn’t lay eggs

  105. 105
    Cynic says:

    ….rather than fund social care for pensioners

    But then there is an election coming up so give the plebs some cake

  106. 106
    Cynic says:

    …cause she’s in power and you aint

  107. 107
    H Harmskids says:

    Balls is probably eating some PIE in a dark place.

  108. 108
    H Harmskids says:

    No she on the internet at BigBlackGayCocks.com with Black Jack Harman.

  109. 109
    Sweaty Jack says:

    I think she might have her finger in PIE.

  110. 110
    Anonymous says:

    “It’s not just Maria Miller that has gone to ground – where is her Shadow?”
    Let us hope they’re not beavering away together in some secret laboratory. Working with Gove, to produce a new race of unthinking semi-humanoid robot children. Designed to serve the undemocratic will of some unaccountable political master-race. Or EU for short.


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