April 7th, 2014

Rich’s Monday Morning View


  1. 1
    Poetic Justice says:

    Popular culture for the Culture Secretary


    • 11
      Chris Bryant says:

      Is it Nigel Evans?


    • 12
      Chuka realises at last that low skilled immigation 4 all is bad for the workers says:


      • 15
        jimboooo says:

        Then why did your fucking party invite eastern europe and the third world to settle here and import just such people, undercutting the wages of the english working class (or trash as you call them?) Bit rich to complain now you utter fucking huhne.


        • 17
          Chuka says:

          When a man has a pool cleaner, maid and gardener to hire for his Ibiza villa then all cheap labour is welcome.


      • 32
        M­a­­­­q­bo­­ul says:

        And his answer to these perceived problems is to cut and freeze prices. Worked for Venezuela, why not Britain?


      • 59
        Socialism is theft says:

        So speaketh the Liblabcon elite who have ensured low pay through mass immigration.


      • 62
        Diane Fatbott says:



      • 118
        Labour does trashes labour says:

        For a shadow business secretary, Chuka has a poor grasp of the first law of business, Supply v Demand. And as his government increased the supply of cheap labour tenfold or more, then why is he surprised that the static demand has driven down labour prices?

        Labour does not support labour


      • 143
        Dave says:

        Bit fucking late you prick.


      • 148
        Labour drives down the wages of Labour says:

        Your government opened the flood gates to cheap labour Chuks, what else did you expect?


      • 149
        Labour dr1ves down the wages of Labour says:

        Your government opened the flood gates to cheap labour Chuks, what else did you expect?


  2. 2
    Renoir says:

    Rich’s closest ever likeness.


  3. 3
    Podiceps says:

    The Miller meets Edward II.


    • 16

      Berkeley Castle awaits.


      • 27
        Sam the Skull drinking Buckfast in Maryhill says:

        Welcome back, fellow kitty.


      • 28
        Jacobite half-seas over the water says:

        Let us have no disrespectful allusions to or degrading comparisons with a famous act of homosexual martyrdom (AD 1327). The castle should be a destination of pious pilgrimage and a place for reverent meditation.


        • 29
          Podiceps says:

          Well, I made the original remark because in the Tale, Absolon brands Nicholas on the arse with a coulter — a ploughshare, a flat thing. And the picture here shows a wicked spike with a hook on it, clearly intended to be thrust up the wretched woman’s rectum as happened to poor Edward.


          • 13 And the ploughshare did enter her, and she begat a son.

            14 And he was called Coulson.


          • Sir William Wayde says:

            A coulter is not the ploughshare itself but a narrower piece, further forward, that cuts the soil before the share turns it. Early coulters were knife-shaped. Quite what Master Chaucer had in mind we will never know.


          • The most amusing claim ever says:

            Although that is the popular story put around byMortimers supporters who were against the circle of catamites advising Edward II the truth is that he was probably suffocated..both methods leave no sign and enable the body to be displayed to prove he had died of “natural causes”


          • Geoffrey Chaucer says:

            Breaking the cold hard barren soil to bring forth life.


      • 86
        Old Nick Heavenly (live and in person) says:

        Hi there Mr Cat.

        Well, I thought that KGBritain had reached its low point, but I was clearly wrong;

        Jezzu_s wept, if I was unfortunate enough to still be living there I thjink that I would shut my eyes, hold my nose and vote for that con man Nigel Farage.

        Nigel clearly hasn’t got a clue, but nor have any of the others!

        What a flukup!


        • 98

          Hi Nick! Good to see you are still about and hope all is well with you and yours.

          Have already sent for postal voting papers for the EU elections and UKIP are getting my vote for the first time.

          I think you do Nigel down. No saint for sure – neither do I pretend to be. But I would rather have someone sticking up for the Brits for a change than doing them down. That is the essential difference IMO.

          If people want to make comparisons, or even contrasts, with Margaret Thatcher, that is the area to start looking.


          • Old Nick Heavenly (live and in person) says:

            I voted Tory in 79, the only time I ever voted, it was a protest vote made in a socialist republic in sarf lunnun.

            As you say, at least Nigel is pro Brit.
            The kids are lovely but hard work!

            Mrs H as ever, beautiful and very difficult; Latina women!!!!!!!


          • I learn something new about you, Nick.

            Where you keep your brain! ;-)

            (Don’t blame you either!)


          • Old Nick Heavenly (live and in person) says:

            I keep my brain in its appropriate place, secondary to my heart.

            You have not been paying attention! I have forgotten how many times that I have posted on those websites that have banned me that I always saw Mrs Thatcher as an neccesary evil that went on for to long.

            What is the answer;

            If I want something to change then I must make that change myself, then one thing changed.

            I adopted this philosophy in 1966 when I mentally dropped out; I physically dropped out in 1970 and have lived outside of the system since then;


          • @Nick

            Appreciate what you are saying but the comparisons point works for supporters and detractors alike. There were not any in-betweens as I remember.

            It is surely better to know where someone stands than for them to change their mind every time they get out of bed.

            I treasure clarity above all.


    • 43
      Mark Knoffler says:

      Can there be a happy ending for Maria ?


  4. 4
    Mr Magoo says:

    Nice tits.


  5. 5
    Dreams are made of Liebour being in charge again says:

    They forget that they work for the good of the public and seem to go native and think they live in the past, where they are the robber barons and their ladies and the public is just the peasants, time to remind these people, their must be a least 500 people for each MP who can do their jobs better than they can, just dreaming, the tribal and the postal area’s won’t let that happen.


    • 21
      What's in a name? says:

      True. I think we should officially rename the Palace of Westminster. If it were called the Workhouse of Westminster, they might change their high and mighty tone and remember who employs them.


  6. 6
    Standards, dear boy, standards says:

    Two ‘m’s in commissioner


  7. 7
    Standards, dear boy, standards says:

    Thieving bitch for sure.
    Sure, she just has to go to ground for a few days and it’ll all blow over….just as it has done for the peeeedo supporters of Labour.


  8. 8
    Apple pie says:

    The bitch should be hanged but…..
    if you look at the number of labour ministers that continued after appalling offences

    Just making a comparison that Tory law breakers are held to a higher standard than labour….normally by the BBC


    • 22
      The public says:

      No worries. We can hang the lot of them.


    • 36
      non taxable pikey says:

      Apple pie, this has gone way past party politics. They are ALL troughing at the people’s expense and we are dunces and muppets if we allow it to continue.


      • 155
        Dave says:

        Give all the c unts a twenty grand pay rise and a Travelodge pass and railcard for the year .No more.


  9. 9
    Flab gate says:

    You cannot leave your bike here.


  10. 10
    Maimed Codger says:

    Cameron has shown great error of judgement in the past, this is damaged goods, his reaction just before an election could cost considerable votes… if he does not show leadership, control of the troops and decisive action.

    Still being judged over delays of action when the floods came, this episode will not win votes from a hard pushed population having to cut back.

    Loyalty is one thing, stupidity is another.


    • 158
      Hugh Janus says:

      The Dunce of Downing Street ignores the No1 rule of hole-digging – never swap the shovel for a JCB.


  11. 13
    Red Head with big pair of tits says:

    OK I give up. Who is it meant to be?


  12. 18
    M Miller says:

    My big buttocks did a lot of bouncing through uni, many hands have gripped them and split the whiskers


  13. 19
    Pundit says:



  14. 20
    Dave's 2010 Manifesto another Cast Iron Guarantee says:

    “We will clean up politics: the expenses, the lobbying and problems with party funding. We will cut the cost of Parliament, cut the number of MPs and cut Ministers’ pay.

    Blah Blah Blah

    It will take nothing less than a deep clean of the political system in Westminster to root out the sleaze and dispel suspicion. We will start by cleaning up the expenses system to ensure MPs live by the same standards as the people who give them their jobs,


    Page 63


    • 23
      David Cameron says:

      I lied. Who knew?


      • 26
        Brassed Off Joe Public says:

        Spoken by the true Heir to Bliar !!!
        the great unwashed masses will remember this mendacious manipulator
        who is not fit for Office along with Milliedrip & his riff raff…….
        we are British Lions who have allowed ourselves to be lead by
        unscrupulous vermin who are only intent of enriching themselves
        @ our expense……..BUT not any longer…..


      • 48
        A fat, slimy, lying cunt called Dave says:



        • 156
          Persona non grata says:

          The peoples army are coming for you Dave. On May 22nd you will take the shame. If your shiny promises were as shiny as your face, you would have served longer than Maggie. Now your just “One term Dave”, and a treacherous c*nt to boot.


  15. 30
    albacore says:

    Public opinion a red-hot poker?
    Oh my, now, ain’t Rich being a joker?
    A bigwig better off by a few bob
    And the P M looking like a right knob
    That’s just par for the course for Parliament
    Democracy long ago up and went
    The British continue to be bred out
    On the E U they still don’t get a shout
    After all these years that they’ve been conned in
    And, even on here, it’s the biggest sin
    Only to write the word ****gration
    Now that we’re a multi-culti nation


    • 31
      Podiceps says:

      Our nation’s woes you deftly chronicle
      With all the passion of McGonagall.
      If that comparison seems hard,
      Think: he was the people’s bard.


  16. 34
    Fucking dis custard says:

    Miller’s bum is hairier than that.


  17. 35
    Getting on in years now says:

    Goodness me! That cartoon reminded me of something I had completely forgotten about.

    To relate, just after the war when I was a very young lad aged around 4 I had an ex-navy uncle. Pater’s brother in law. He and his wife lived by the seaside and so we used to go for our summer hols and stay with them for a few days. The cvnt always used to terrify me – usually as I climbed off the back of my dad’s lorry – by putting me straight into the very large coal storage bin in the back yard; I was too small to be able to climb out on my own and he used to think it was hilarious. Hahaha…

    He had a wee poem which he used to sing to us, thus:

    It had to be done, it had to be done
    so out of the window she cocked her bum.
    A copper came by and looked up high –
    wallop, a dollop, right in his eye.

    F*** hilarious he was…


  18. 38
    Lost in Clacton says:

    Has Miller gone yet ?


  19. 39
    The Eagle Brothers says:

    Where’s our strap-on?


  20. 41
    Bus-Pass Elvis Party, Militant Elvis Anti-Tesco Popular Front, Elvis Defence League, Elvis Turns Gre says:

    We’re asking – how do you solve a problem like Maria Miller? Should Cameron sack his Culture Secretary over dodgy expenses claims?


  21. 42
    Owen Jones says:

    Mickey Rooney was an American and a man and I therefore won’t be paying tribute to this western imperialist male.

    Bin Laden RIP


  22. 44
    Iain Duncan Smith says:

    You pursue so called benefits cheats, but expenses cheats are forgiven? Maria Miller just cost you the election, idiot!!!!


    • 94
      You socialist cnut says:

      What do you mean “so callad” benifits cheats?


    • 173
      Piggy Banks says:

      Not only are expenses cheats forgiven – but so are Dave’s mates in the City. For despite having made a quick buck from the sell-off of our Post Office, it seems that it is alright for bankers to live off the state and its’ assets.

      (Starter for ten: which Jam song said something about the rich getting rich, while the poor get poorer?)


  23. 45
    Sir Mary Flappes says:

    Shouldn’t there be an apple in its gob?


  24. 46
    Mark Menzies says:

    With an arse like that,she can sit on my face anytime she wants !


  25. 47
    Not been following says:

    Who’s the red-head?
    (sry duplicate comment, read my name if yr angry)


  26. 50
    The one that got away says:

    No crosshairs from Guido I see. She’s safe.


  27. 51
  28. 52
    Sword of truth says:

    This fat fuck does need a good shafting with a red hot poker up her no doubt substantial size ass.
    This pontificating self serving trougher needs jailing not a token penny payback
    let off.


  29. 53
    Ed Miliband says:



  30. 54
    Danny Alexander says:

    Dave has a soft spot for redheads.



  31. 56
    Yazspleen Alibaba Clown says:

    I hate Britain and British people, even though I was granted asylum here and given British citizenship. I’m a bit of a nasty, racist, ungrateful bitch who wants to control the media.


    • 65
      Ham Jam Chowder says:

      Hear Hear! All this and a life on benefits. What’s not to like?


    • 79
      UKIP 4 ALL says:

      A lifetime of sponging off the people she hates? That is the definition of a socialist.


      • 176
        By the way says:

        Since Dave’s City mates have became extra rich – by sponging off the state and the sell-off of the Post Office – what will UKIP do about all this Greed and the City?


  32. 58
    Sack her and hire Liz Truss says:

    Liz is one of the sexiest female MPs. She gives me the horn.


  33. 60
    Maria Miller Conservative MP for Basingstoke. Secretary of State for Culture, Media and Sport and M says:

    I share the same economics as the Hungarian Jobbik party, whose policies include nationalisation and a rejection of global capitalism.


  34. 61
    Troughing Slags R Us says:

    We are MPs and the law does not apply to us. We are well within our rights to embezzle the taxpayer. What is the point of being an MP if you can’t be a crook at the same time?


  35. 63
    Tony Blair says:

    I’m still raking in blood money and having all my sexual needs met by underage… Oops, I’ve said too much. What is important is!


  36. 67
    Moonface Knob in Number 10 says:

    Maria Miller has my warm support. I also believr she has the support of the British public.


  37. 68
    Anonymous says:

    Was there any real attempt to clean up politics?


  38. 69
    Michael Gove says:

    Peter Hitchens here on why David Cameron isn’t being hard on Maria Miller – he’s knee-deep in expenses shame himself:



  39. 75
    American Beer Drinker says:

    I never knew Miller was Bitter


  40. 76
    Dave the Lemming says:

    Follow me in the LibLabConning Bumsex Deficit Thieving paradise! I can’t see any precipice!


  41. 80
    Maria Miller Conservative MP for Basingstoke. Secretary of State for Culture, Media and Sport and M says:

    I support Ed Miliband, and credit him for turning the party’s fortunes around since the 2010 General Election.

    I am trying to assist him.


  42. 81
    James Parjeter says:

    I really feel like changing jobs now. It must be great to be an MP. A fat salary, superb pension rights. All those holidays and recesses and you can skip parliament altogether like Gordon Brown does these days. Along the way you can play the London housing market and when you’re somehow low on cash, dip into the taxpayers pockets for “expenses” and more. It’s unlike any other job in Britain.

    The only trouble is that these people doing this job cannot represent us because they do not live like us.


  43. 82
    Nemesis says:

    There was a bald-head prat of a bloke called Sam Delaney on Sky News this morning saying he thought the Miller thing is a witch hunt and it was her personal life etc. I don’t know who the fuck this twat is apart from him being some journalist but what an absolute idiot – he looks like a horse and seemingly has the brains of one. This isn’t Miller’s PERSONAL life that’s in question – it’s fraud of the taxpayers! I really despair at her supporters but possibly they are all crooks in their own right.


    • 121
      Old Nick Heavenly (live and in person) says:




    • 169
      Crook defender says:

      …..Sam was completely wrong on this issue!


      • 174
        a Ship's Lawyer says:

        If some of your money is found in someone else’s pocket when it should never have been there and was taken intentionally by that person then that is theft pure and simple.


  44. 84
    David Cameron says:

    I think I’m going to need my serious face today…


  45. 85
    Fair's Fair says:

    “Benefit cheats face higher fines and losing their homes.” Does this apply to Maria Miller?


  46. 89
    The office of honest Dave says:

    Now look here you plebs, forget about the harmless trivia regarding the expenses we fully deserve and concentrate on the wonderful mass enrichment from the colourful 3rd world we are allowing you to enjoy and we brought you Gay marriage into the bargain.

    You should be eternally grateful about this wonderful new modern social enrichment we have provided for you, what else do you want? We cant do everything you know. And soon you will be able to enjoy the wonderful Sharia law, so much better than the old English common law.

    Its about you plebs learned your place, everything we do we do for you, you are always on our minds, you need us, what would you do without us ruling your petty simple pathetic lives?

    Plebs, know your place and vote con, we know where you live.

    David Cameron.


    • 137
      Old Nick Heavenly (live and in person) says:


      I hope that you love your children and grandchildren in ther State Approved way…..or…..


  47. 91
    Gordon Brown says:

    Chase me!


  48. 92
    Ed Balls says:

    Anyone want a selfie with me?


  49. 97
    nell says:

    My word is she still there? I wonder how long she’ll hang on by her finger tips ? Not an edifying sight and another bad news story about a troughing politician dragging parliaments reputation into the mire again.


    • 106
      ████ 'changed my tune ' Hoon says:

      Here’s a little list of things you tried to introduce:-

      New sales taxes.
      New parking taxes.
      Higher council taxes on single people.
      New hotel taxes.
      New bin taxes.
      Council tax on students.
      Conservatory taxes.
      Higher council tax bands.
      Higher parking fines.


      • 152
        nell says:

        Hmm well whilst one can agree or disagree with tory/pickles possible policies I fail to understand what link they have to a troughing mp/minister who has just robbed the taxpayer of £45000 by dishonest means.

        That’s the touble you see with labourites – muddled thinking and inability to sort out one strand of thought from another.


  50. 99
    Nick Clegg says:

    Can anyone name anything Maria Miller did as Minister for Women?


  51. 100
    Genghiz the kahn says:

    BBC still bang on about Duck Houses, Dog Bowls and trivial on expenses. No questions asked about the shredding of Blair’s expenses or Brown’s very odd claims. Most of Brown’s Treasury Team had claims which looked dubious – kitchens, second homes.

    Is it any wonder why Miller was so keen to gag The Press. As for Cameron, he probably thinks wisteria is just something to put down on expenses.


  52. 102
    Fucking Hell says:

    So Miller suddenly stopped claiming 2nd home expenses on Wimbledon when asked to clarify its status for CGT purposes on sale? Premeditation?


  53. 104
    Banana Republic Britain says:

    The Maria Miller scandal completely blows apart the myth that “we are all in it together” and that there really is one rule for them and another rule for the rest of us.


  54. 105

    A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves – Edward R Murrow


    Vote UKIP


  55. 109
    Fill your boots says:

    So,if Miller did nothing wrong it is OK for Miller or other MP’s to do it again?


  56. 111
    John the Carpenter says:

    The IPCC tell me that a second Noah’s Flood is coming!!


  57. 116
    Liar.Politicians says:

    Why do we need a culture secretary, why even a culture department. Why am I paying for someone else’s entertainment? Tories are NOT serious about cutting waste and fraud.


    • 123
      David Miliband says:

      English culture is being destroyed at an ever increasing rate.

      Get used to it.


      • 171
        Village Idiot says:

        ….That sounds like wishful thinking; the English are alive and well,and very aware of how they have been shafted,but,they will use the ballot box ,for what it is worth!
        ….After that…..who knows?


  58. 117
    Maria Miller,Guest Moderator says:

    All posts are pre-moderated and must obey the house rules.


  59. 119
    Socialism is on the March says:

    There are two marxist socialist clubs that Britain should leave before noon today. The EU and the UN.


  60. 122
    Foreign Body says:

    Menzies employed illegal entry bum boy.



  61. 123
    RomaBob... says:

    FFS go now ….. !!!!!


  62. 126
    Guy News Room says:

    Reaction to Maria Miller’s sacking, plus all the day’s breaking news.


  63. 131
    Ippikin says:

    I seem to remember that Absalom’s arse was ‘firm of flesh’. This one definitely does not reach that standard.


  64. 133
    The Vulture, Greedia & Caught Minister says:

    I know my rights. It’s all within he rules


  65. 135
    Nigel Evans says:

    Yes Cameron should sack Maria Miller and the police should prosecute as they did 5 Labour MP’s imprisoned for same offences.


  66. 138
    Sally Bercow says:

    That is the reason why she has been supported by the “Dunce Of Downing Street” as Cameron knows there are several issues all coming to her at once, MP expenses, Leveson and Gay Marriage.

    A very toxic mix.


  67. 145
    Spoonface Cameron, Blair's jockstrap says:

    Given a choice between the moral high ground and moral low ground

    I will always choose the moral low ground


  68. 146
    Round the Bend says:

    Well at least the arse is about accurate.


  69. 147
    Chaucer's curse says:

    Beware of the fart

    It could be devastating


  70. 151
    Maria Miller's SPAD says:

    David Cameron has welcomed the latest UN predictions on climate change. In a break from his busy schedule visiting the toilets at Bognor Regis he gave an exclusive interview to your fearless reporter.
    ‘Let me say, first of all, that Bognor Regis compares very well with Waterloo. I found both had managed to deal with green crap very well. But the common brown variety was present in abundance and I found myself deeply in it!’
    This refers to the Prime Minister’s declaration recently that his Government had dealt very well with ‘green crap’ by stopping the Energy Companies having to worry about polluting the atmosphere.
    When it came to answering the question of the government having claimed to be the greenest ever Government Cameron had no apologies. ‘After the mess left to us by the previous government we have taken great strides in formulating a green policy’ he said.
    In a further off the cuff remark, which the PM may live to regret, he snarled ‘If it hadn’t been for those pathetic LibDems we could have dropped the green shit altogether.’ Further global warming is predicted to result from the announcement.


  71. 153
    Maria's Warty Vulva says:


  72. 162
    All MPs Memo to all Taxpayers says:

    We’re all having a laugh at your expense.


    • 175
      Anonymous says:

      “Coffee chain Caffe Nero hasn’t paid a penny in corporation tax despite £100MILLION in profits since 2007″ MailOnline

      So it seems that MPs are not the only ones having a laugh at taxpayers?


      • 180
        thostids says:

        I don’t have a problem with taxpayers complying with the law. If we have tax law formulated for us in Europe that allows multi-Nationals to export profits and avoid our “local” tax liability then we should blame our politicians.
        I do have a problem with fraudulent politicians. And Mrs Miller was fraudulent. The Politicians who reduced the repayment are equally blameworthy for failing to apply ordinary, decent principles to clear dishonesty.
        Cameron condones her fraud at his peril. There can be no other result. If she doesn’t go now, he will go later.


        • 181
          Anonymous says:

          Sorry, my aim was not to defend Tory PMs, nor deflect attention away from any cover up, but to compare the greedy nature of both The House AND “Coffee” houses. That said, I have a real problem with these over-priced outlets agreeing their own deals with the tax office. And, while greedy MPs should not be defended, nor should multi-National business be allowed to hide behind the EU when avoiding British tax. For are not both actions taking the p…?


  73. 177
    Anonymous says:

    Unemployed could lose their homes to pay fines as Iain Duncan Smith tells jobless the era of just ‘signing on’ is over. MailOnline

    “Coffee” chain Caffe Nero hasn’t paid a penny in corporation tax – despite making £100MILLION in profits since 2007. MailOnline

    Kicking the unemployed off benefits, to help make-up for lost tax, how the poor and must be proud to be doing-their-bit?


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