April 6th, 2014

Read Guido’s Column in the Sun on Sunday Online

Don’t miss out on all the latest gossip in Guido’s Sun on Sunday column:

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  • Major changes at CCHQ ordered by Craig Oliver
  • Clegg’s new Porsche driving spinmeister has a history of playing fast and loose with the rules
  • Cam’s campaign director Lynton Crosby has plans for Farage
  • Does grandstanding TV star Margaret Hodge have an ulterior motive?

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  1. 1
    Maria Miller says:

    Have I resigned yet?

  2. 2
    Ban all postal votes says:


  3. 3
    kim jong thingee says:

    politicians shouldn’t police themselves eh?

  4. 4
    Nigel Victorious says:

    Crosby has plans for Nigel. Hmm…might have to buy the rag.

  5. 5
    mozzarella Watch says:

    Only Dame Nicky could have a debate on children’s emotional cruelty and not make a reference to mozz bag heads.

  6. 6
    David Cameron says:

    10.00 on Monday would be good, as I’m looking very weak if you don’t.

  7. 7
    Tosser Dave says:

    Hold on Maria. We bumsex marriage proponents must stick together.

    Stealing from the taxpayers is a perfectly acceptable HoC practice on my watch.

  8. 8
    Nigella Fromage says:

    The Tories made all manner of cynically hollow promises in their 2010 manifesto, which they never had any real interest in honouring. Hence the manifesto’s mysterious subsequent disappearance. After seizing power, they set about inflicting an agenda of greed, lies and hatred upon a population left vulnerable and fearful as a consequence of the global capitalism crisis.

    I doubt very much that Cameron is losing much sleep over the fate of those who have suffered as a consequence of the Bullingdon Putsch of 2010. That will change next year, of course..

  9. 9
    mozzarella Watch says:

    How did bumsex become culture?

  10. 10
    Joe Public II says:


  11. 11
    Maria Miller Conservative MP for Basingstoke. Secretary of State for Culture, Media and Sport and M says:

    First ?

  12. 12
    A Greying Ed Balls steps off the ladder says:

  13. 13
    fnar says:

    Bought and paid for, mate.

  14. 14
  15. 15
    Nigel Evans says:

    Culture, Media and Sports is a wide brief.

  16. 16
    Podiceps says:

    What’s happening over Handycock? Wasn’t he suing Cloggy & Co?

  17. 17
    Joe Public II says:

    Because of the militant gayers endlessly promoting their disgusting practices, instead of just quietly infecting each other in the closet.

    The PC chatterati has an abnormal proportion of them.

  18. 18
    cheche says:

    Sunday Politics

    THe BBC makes you larf.
    What about those extra pay offs, pensions, tax avoidance schemes

  19. 19
    Socialism is theft says:

    The answer to this ‘token woman’ thing (that makes it much harder to get rid of Miller) for the Tories to solve is easy. Just get a few of their many puffs to have a sex change.

  20. 20
    Schnapp App says:

    Make mine a double

  21. 21
    Phil Heath says:


    But the people of Basingstoke are saying: ‘Hang on a minute. Never mind apologising to MPs, what about apologising to us, and what about apologising for taking public money that you aren’t entitled to?’

    ‘Maria’s culture': Mrs Miller claims for everything, even for parking in her own constituency, says Mr Heath

    I can’t see Maria changing. She has no truck with criticism locally and heaven help anyone like me who has the temerity to question her word.

    Nobody complains about Maria – not if they want to stay a Conservative, as I found out. It was like I dared to say the Madonna was not a virgin!
    Even though I helped her win a majority in 2005 of more than 4,500, on Election day itself she was ranting and raving and thought she was going to lose.

    Mr Heath says he was ‘so appalled’ by Mrs Miller’s behaviour that he voted for her Labour rival even though he was effectively her campaign manager and a Tory councillor at the time

    I later joined UKIP. It was the best thing I ever did.

  22. 22
    Anonymous says:

    Play Song

    She moves like she don’t care
    Smooth as silk, cool as air
    Ooh it makes you wanna cry
    She doesn’t know your name
    And your heart beats like a subway train
    Ooh it makes you wanna die

    Ooh, don’t you wanna take her?
    Ooh, wanna make her all your own?

    Maria, you’ve gotta see her
    Go insane and out of your mind
    Regina, Ave Maria
    A million and one candle lights

    I’ve seen this thing before
    In my best friend and the boy next door
    Fool for love and fool on fire

    Won’t come in from the rain
    She’s oceans running down the drain
    Blue as ice and desire

    Don’t you wanna make her?
    Ooh, don’t you wanna take her home?

    Maria, you’ve gotta see her
    Go insane and out of your mind
    Regina, Ave Maria
    A million and one candle lights

    Ooh, don’t you wanna break her?
    Ooh, don’t you wanna take her home?

    She walks like she don’t care
    Walkin’ on imported air
    Ooh, it makes you wanna die

    Maria, you’ve gotta see her
    Go insane and out of your mind
    Regina, Ave Maria
    A million and one candle lights


  23. 23
    Morph The Cat says:

    “82% of Conservative voters say Maria Miller should resign from cabinet, 66% say should resign as an MP

    73% of the public say that the apology Miller gave to the House of Commons was not enough Three-quarters of the public say that David Cameron is wrong to stand by Miller and let her keep her job.

    82% of Conservative voters say Maria Miller should resign from cabinet,

    66% say should resign as an MP

    73% of the public say that the apology Miller gave to the House of Commons was not enough Three-quarters of the public say that David Cameron is wrong to stand by Miller and let her keep her job”

    CON 21 (-6)

    LAB 34 (+2)

    LD 9 (+2)

    UKIP 27 (+4)

    AP 9 (-1)


  24. 24
    Anonymous says:

    Play Song

    She moves like she don’t care
    Smooth as silk, cool as air
    Ooh it makes you wanna cry
    She doesn’t know your name
    And your heart beats like a subway train
    Ooh it makes you wanna die

    Ooh, don’t you wanna take her?
    Ooh, wanna make her all your own?

    Maria, you’ve gotta see her
    Go insane and out of your mind
    Regina, Ave Maria
    A million and one candle lights

    I’ve seen this thing before
    In my best friend and the boy next door
    Fool for love and fool on fire

    Won’t come in from the rain
    She’s oceans running down the drain
    Blue as ice and desire

    Don’t you wanna make her?
    Ooh, don’t you wanna take her home?

    Maria, you’ve gotta see her
    Go insane and out of your mind
    Regina, Ave Maria
    A million and one candle lights

    Ooh, don’t you wanna break her?
    Ooh, don’t you wanna take her home?

    She walks like she don’t care
    Walkin’ on imported air
    Ooh, it makes you wanna die

    Maria, you’ve gotta see her
    Go insane and out of your mind
    Regina, Ave Maria
    A million and one candle lights

    Maria, you’ve gotta see her
    Go insane and out of your mind
    Regina, Ave Maria
    A million and one candle lights

  25. 25
    Anonymous says:

    Play Song

    She moves like she don’t care
    Smooth as silk, cool as air
    Ooh it makes you wanna cry
    She doesn’t know your name
    And your heart beats like a subway train
    Ooh it makes you wanna die

    Ooh, don’t you wanna take her?
    Ooh, wanna make her all your own?

    Maria, you’ve gotta see her
    Go insane and out of your mind
    Regina, Ave Maria
    A million and one candle lights

    I’ve seen this thing before
    In my best friend and the boy next door
    Fool for love and fool on fire

    Won’t come in from the rain
    She’s oceans running down the drain
    Blue as ice and desire

    Don’t you wanna make her?
    Ooh, don’t you wanna take her home?

    Maria, you’ve gotta see her
    Go insane and out of your mind
    Regina, Ave Maria
    A million and one candle lights

    Ooh, don’t you wanna break her?
    Ooh, don’t you wanna take her home?

    She walks like she don’t care
    Walkin’ on imported air
    Ooh, it makes you wanna die

    Maria, you’ve gotta see her
    Go insane and out of your mind
    Regina, Ave Maria
    A million and one candle lights

    Maria, you’ve gotta see her
    Go insane and out of your mind
    Regina, Ave Maria
    A million and one candle lights

  26. 26
    fnar says:

    Laddy’s giving 3/1 on Miller being next Cabinet exit. Not bad, considering the Press don’t like her one little bit and they won’t let it lie. She’s getting too smelly even for Milquetoast Cameron, with two elections in the next thirteen months.

  27. 27

    Can someone please tell me why is ANY mortgage payment allowable as expenses?

  28. 28
    Iain Duncan Smith says:

    David Cameron give Maria Miller his “warmest support”……………..vomit

  29. 29
    Anonymous says:

    Has anyone noticed Maria Miller’s likeness to Hyacinth Bucket?

  30. 30
    Rickytshirt says:

    Time for her local association to deselect her.

  31. 31
    C O (Ξ7n) says:

    Or sack Miller and appoint another woman.

  32. 32
    Y Front Watch says:

    Sub judice comment

  33. 33
    Dr. Beaker says:

    Cameron is Blair Mk 2… but the ‘acting component’ needs tweaking!
    A new Mk 3 model is coming out in May 2015: Serial No IMFUCT2

  34. 34
    Jeffrey Archer says:

    Tell you what , let me steal 50k GBP get found out pay 10% back and carry on as normal , nice work if you can get it. Why haven’t the police been called in. Just goes to emphasize the contempt the liblabcon party have for the GB taxpayers. There is a solution to this arrogance , it is called UKIP

  35. 35
    Ellie-Mae (9) says:

    Counts like Ed Balls

  36. 36
    broderick crawford says:

    “Are any of us admitting to knowing each other ?? “

  37. 37
    Party Political on behalf of the Conservative Party says:

  38. 38
    M.Miller says:

    rrefunds and fraud are for little people, let’s move on.

  39. 39
    Front Watch says:

    Mate, never underestimate the power of the weight of money.

  40. 40
    Drop a Daisy cutter on ITV says:

    It is hardly surprising that Grant Shapps wants to draw a line under the matter, when below that line is £994200 profit.

    Heaven forfend that she did not strain every sinew to ensure that every penny owed in tax was paid, so that she can look sanctioned constituents in the eye when she feels their pain. It must take a particular kind of person to go through lobbies voting through austerity measures to remove widows’ mites by sanction, should they get caught out by the deliberately confusing bureaucracy of the benefits lottery.

    Ms Miller has behaved with all the cooperation and grace of Lauren Cooper, a lesson learned from the banks when yet another revelation has been squeezed out of them. She has Doug & Dinsdale Piranha on hand, to correct any misconceptions as to her probity.

    It might be a good idea for EVERY prospective MP in next year’s election to declare their full financial interests, and money that they have made `within the rules’ to augment their meagre lot

  41. 41
    Ellie-Mae (9) says:

    More like “token trougher”

  42. 42
    Chris Bryant says:

    I like the cut of your jib Nigel

  43. 43
    Front Watch says:

    Is Ed Weird? Brillo’s poll says up from 15% to 41% in seven months.

    Looks like more than one politico will be down the IDS bennies road soon.

  44. 44
    Dave "wishy-washy" Cameron says:


  45. 45
    Vote Labour because your dad did says:

    Cameron’s government is full of greedy, self-serving, lying ministers, who are only interested in looking after themselves and their mates. This vile government has the longest list of evils to answer for, than any government ever has

  46. 46
    I see no ships says:

    Which one is the shopper?

  47. 47
    Maria Miller says:

    If we had just turned the internet off like I wanted, then none of this would have come out.

  48. 48
    Kim Jong-Un says:

    I find feeding my dogs is quite a motivational event

  49. 49
    Maria Miller says:

    I am still welevant thoo politics. Onenason.

  50. 50

    Just why do these thieving bastards need to be paid expenses on top of their over generous salaries ? On the rare occasions that I have personally been able to make a claim from an employer over the last 48 years of work, each claim had to be fully justified and all receipts submitted for scrutiny to the accountant, or in the case of my army service to the pay office.

  51. 51
    Front Watch says:

    Schnapp App says:
    April 6, 2014 at 11:13 am
    Make mine a double


  52. 52
    Bill Quango MP says:

    the one in red is thinking “That street weirdo is worrying, but this one looks like a pickpocket.”

  53. 53
    Mong Watch says:

    You obviously missed the reign of terror, 1997 thru 2010…

  54. 54
    Ed Moribund says:

    I’m up all night to get lucky

  55. 55
    Toxic Tories for Landowning Spongers, Parasites, Criminals, Traitors, Peedos, & other Wasters says:

    Sleaze, alias Grant Shapps. Greed, alias Grant Shapps. Crap, inter alia “Michael Green & Sebastian Fox”.

    If anyone would have the brass neck to defend Miller this morning, it would be him. And he just has.

  56. 56
    Ellie-Mae (9) says:

    Aha thanks, then I just mis-spelt counts.

  57. 57
    Front Watch says:

    Gordon’s recycled liebour shit pop up shop readies for the grand opening.

  58. 58
    Jimmy says:

    We are being hoodwinked here. Miller is hanging on with Cameron’s blessing, seeking to divert attention from the Great Royal Mail Robbery, for which there hasn’t been a single comment.

    Cameron’s smarter than he looks.

  59. 59
    Ellie-Mae (9) says:

    CCHQ is probably doing damage limitation big time until the meeja moves onto something else. Dave has said he supports her, now the party sheep have to live it.

  60. 60
    C.O.Jones says:

    A week is a long time in politics, it will all blow over and be forgotten about.

  61. 61
    Esther McVile says:

    Ready to serve at any time David, some Scouse Culture would dig you out from the gay Culture criticism I should think. And IDS is a bore.

  62. 62
    Lynton Crosby says:

    Maria Miller is not above the law! David Cameron needs to listen to public opinion. We do not want to draw a line under it!

  63. 63
    A Brazilian Rent Boy says:

    You want to bet on that big boy ?

  64. 64
    The morning after a night on Tennents Super. says:

    Nah. It’s not Cameron who is smart, it’s you being thick James.

  65. 65
    Socialism is theft says:

    No my way is best. It worked for the Eagle brothers.
    They could start with Nigel Evans. What do we want? Tory cuts.

  66. 66
    Socialism is theft says:

    Liblabcons are the political ruling class and as in touch with the people as Marie Antoinette. That is why Farage and UKIP are doing so well. Only UKIP speaks for the common man these days.

  67. 67
    C.O.Jones says:

    In a weeks time most people will be saying “Maria who”?

    Bear in mind that most people are not the politically aware that you find on these blogs. So you will have a few thousand pissed off bloggers but the rest of society will be watching Coronation Street, blissfully unaware of events.

  68. 68
    Fed up Joe Public & all voting UKIP ORG says:

    Rest assured the soon to be former Culture Minister is going to have her
    collar felt by the Old Bill as there will be a case to answer. Then UKIP’s Peoples
    Army will remove her from the corrupt rotten House of Crooks along with
    many many other MPs who will suffer the same fate at the G.E.
    The days of them being “On the Fiddle” with impunity & treating all the Electors
    with utter contemp are fast coming to an end for all of the ConsLieLaborLebDims
    Oligarchs who have proved yet again they just don’t get it !!

    But they will get it as UKIP’s Peoples Army sweeps this corrupt cesspit of fithy
    stinking excrement out of there cossetted luxury lifestyle & all paid for by the
    long suffering Tax Payers who will make it happen PDQ !!

  69. 69
    C O (Ξ7n) says:

    You may have a point, but I thought that Clegg being bested by Farage was the cover for that. Cable was point man for that fiddle.

    In any case, Dunce of Downing street did land a decent mortar in Dave’s camp.

    All of this really benefits only one party: UKIP

  70. 70
    At Last says:

    Next. Chinese vessel discovers Mad***** McC***

  71. 71
    Minister of culture sport and mediocraty says:

    I admire other peoples cultures,especially the corrupt banana republic one’s.

  72. 72
    Ladies of the night says:

    Been a while since I’ve partaken of the services of a lady of the night. Is £150 still the average rate? I don’t like East Europeans though, and last time I browsed the market it was dominated by identikit Eurotrash.

  73. 73
    Socialism is theft says:

    Why don’t they just tell him to BOGOF?

  74. 74
    Kate and Gerry says:

    Oh no they bloody won’t! We’re still raking in the dosh.

  75. 75
    Socialism is theft says:

    Vote Tory get Miliband.

  76. 76
    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:


    New sales taxes.
    New parking taxes.
    Higher council taxes on single people.
    New hotel taxes.
    New bin taxes.
    Council tax on students.
    Conservatory taxes.
    Higher council tax bands.
    Higher parking fines.

  77. 77
    Tasteless says:

    I notice Doreen Lawrence is appearing in Marks & Spencer’s current print advertising campaign. Whilst I sympathise with her over the loss of her son, I do find this decision by her rather tasteless. Is she not aware of the fact that the only reason she’s been hired is because of her high profile, and the only reason she’s got a high profile is because of her long campaign for justice over her son’s murder? In effect, she wouldn’t be getting paid for these ads if it wasn’t for the death of her son. That would give most people pause for thought.

  78. 78
    Direct Democracy says:

    There needs to be a final solution for crooked politicians of all hues.

  79. 79
    A speed reader says:

    >Cameron’s government is full of greedy, self-serving, lying ministers

    I read that as “Cameron’s government is full of greedy, self-serving, lying hamsters”

  80. 80
    The Tosser in No. 10 says:

    She had a really shitty job, – so of course I’m sticking by her – like shit to a blanket -

  81. 81
    Maria Miller Conservative MP for Basingstoke. Secretary of State for Culture, Media and Sport and M says:

    Crime Does Pay!

  82. 82
    Hang 'em High - REALLY HIGH!! (own piano wire supplied) says:

    I offer my services – gratis

  83. 83
    kim jong thingee says:

    a case of dog eat dog perhaps?

    surely that would be capitalism

  84. 84
    Ah! Confucius says:

    “If the people be led by laws, and uniformity sought to be given them by punishments, they will try to avoid the punishment, but have no sense of shame. If they be led by virtue, and uniformity sought to be given them by the rules of propriety, they will have the sense of the shame, and moreover will become good.”

  85. 85
    Ah! agree says:

    Said similar to Mrs. Ah! yesterday

  86. 86
  87. 87
    Dreary Steeples says:

    Hard to believe but according to an article by Mark Steyn ‘Introducing Obama Cow’ the EU considered a levy on bovine flatulence tax in 2009. In Brussels the European Flatulence Agency of Regulation and Taxation (Euro Fart) had set different rates around Europe. The rate for Ireland’s cows was 13 euro while Denmark’s cows was set at 80 euro per cow per annum. No surprise Bulgarian and Romanian cows get to fart for free. Now the White House has proposed cutting methane emissions from the US agriculture by 25% although it only accounts for 9% of the country’s greenhouse gas emissions. So in America ‘if you like your cow, you can keep your cow.

  88. 88
    Maria says:

    As a bit of a back bottom expert, I’m proud (sic) that I’m in Dave’s Camp!

    So there!

    That will be £1000 – payable in cash behind the girl’s toilets.

  89. 89
    Hitler says:

    My T4 program would have solved about 90% of them.

  90. 90
    Back-Bottom Watch says:

    Maria is OK!

  91. 91
    Flying over the Westminster Village says:

    So Ian Duncan Smith is now going around making out that their is a connection between gay sex and Maria Miller stealing our money.

    This is nonsense.

    The pair of them should be for the high jump this week.

  92. 92
    They're laughing at us plebs says:

    Dream on, the house of crooks looks after it’s own.

  93. 93
    Flying over the Westminster Village says:

    If not, I feel certain we can rely upon the good folk of Basingstoke to do the right thing at Election time.

  94. 94
    Anonymous says:

    You look (and are) weak as fuck anyway you spoon faced moron.

  95. 95
    Don't walk Away...David Miliband says:

  96. 96
    I'm not racist I just don't belong to the Hive Mind says:

    M&S like the Conservatives appear to have turned their back on the only folk who buy their boring stuff.
    Not that traditional M&S shoppers are racists or anyone else who is basically fed up with the Lawrence case which has dragged on for 20 years.
    People understandably look at all the hundreds of other murders which have happened, some unsolved or in the case of the Omagh bombing,gone unpunished and say,
    “Why is Stephen Lawrence so special?”

  97. 97
    David Cameron says:

    I give a cast iron guarantee to give a cast iron guarantee.

  98. 98
    Dodgy D. Laws says:

    Oh, yes !

  99. 99
    Missing The Point says:

    To be fair to IDS, he was saying that the Tory Party faithful are pissed off about Maria Miller, AND bumsex marrriage, which is true. Whether he defends both, one or the other, or neither is not the point.

  100. 100
    Gay Reward says:

    Of course there is. She was 100% anti Homosexual marriage, then her misdemeanours came to light, she then became minister for Homosexual marriage and 100% for it and all her expenses sins were immef forgiven by the LibLabCon.

  101. 101
  102. 102
    Saint Doreen says:

    My glorious career goes from strength to strength!

  103. 103
    A divorce lawyer says:

    So if I have got this right members of the Tory Party are going around arranging parties and sticking their cocks up one anothers’ bottoms and passing on the costs to the taxpayer as “expenses” .

    The Speaker of the House is now involved trying to diffuse the situation.

    If I am wrong in my interpretation of this story from the usually reliable Mail then please correct me.

  104. 104
    Bullet dodging bastard of the Labour party which sent hundreds of the working class to die says:

    So David are you going to live there?

  105. 105
    Ah! It must be Sunday says:

    Polititians ‘leave your tie off’ day.

    They even need advisors to tell them this, FFS

  106. 106
    Cast-iron-Dave says:

    I may get von clegg to do it

  107. 107
    NuLab says:

    BOGOF: “Buy One Get One Free”?

  108. 108
    Tory MP says:

    Have you seen the price of lube and condoms these days?

  109. 109
    Mr Happy says:

    I dont pay taxes to let people commit buggery.

    At least that is what I used to think.

  110. 110
    F##k the LibLabCon says:

    Well then how about you don a uniform grab yourself a gun and backpack and get that weasely arse of yours over there David.

  111. 111
    The Bannockburn Kiss says:

    Dave looks quite cool tieless in his suit with his belly pot.

  112. 112
    The Gay Mafia's Man says:

    She had a complete about face on same sex marriage when her expenses scam was discovered, she then took the Homo bill through parliament, the all party committee on expenses then overrode the civil servant and reduced her fine to peanuts.

  113. 113
    Long John Silver' s parrot says:

    We will never get the truth about this Miller fiddle.

    We are still waiting for the full SP about what it was Fox and Werrity were up to.

  114. 114
    Iain Duncan Smith says:

    Saw the wife at the bank today, not good news.

    I was hoping she’d wash further downriver.

  115. 115
    Lord and Lady Establishment-Stooge of Brussels says:

    We’re still blaming Labour, Mandelson and the EU Postal Directives for allowing another bit of our heritage to be fraudulently sold to Establishment shysters.

  116. 116

    The Tory Minister, a vicious feud and the gay sex party… paid for by you: Westminster braced for new sleaze scandal as Speaker plans emergency talks to defuse crisis

    A Tory official allegedly hosted a gay sex orgy while at party conference
    The romp, organised through smartphone app Grindr, is supposed to have taken place in a £2,500-a-night hotel paid for by taxpayers

    The same official has been linked to bullying staff and being drunk on duty
    The £70,000 a year official is said to be in a long-running feud with a Minister
    Speaker John Bercow is holding emergency meetings to try and defuse tensions in Westminster and avoid another scandal
    Neither the official nor the Minister can be named for legal reasons


  117. 117
    albacore says:

    So, how many folks is it that you know
    Voted to see our independence go
    Or for unlimited immigration
    And their grandkids on a reservation
    With England an impotent satellite
    Dictated to by European shite
    With full, one hundred per cent connivance
    By “our” Parliamentary contrivance?
    Might it be democracy is so bent
    The answer to that is zero per cent?

  118. 118
    A man from Sky News says:

    From Coulson to Fox, from Mitchell to Miller, Dave is perhaps not the best judge of character.

    Then there is his negotiating style.

    Friendless in Europe.

    Dropped himself and Barry in it big time over Syria.

    Left himself open to be called as a witness under Leveson when he was responsible for calling the Inquiry after he said we weren’t having one.

    Etc, etc, etc……………………………………………

  119. 119
    Gynocologist says:

    you know how an aircraft black box sends out a ‘ping’ so you can find it?
    Well Diana Abbotts sends out a ‘pong’.

  120. 120
    Centre Parting says:

    If they had to pay back any property profit, would the taxpayer have to subsidise any loss?
    Just pay them a fixed amount that is on the low side they they can do what they want within their means.
    Forget the constituency distance from Westminster as we all know once you get out of the south east everything gets cheaper.

  121. 121
    Lord and Lady Establishment-Stooge of Brussels says:

    Is that wally still hanging around waiting for his brother to fail ?

  122. 122
    It stands to reason says:

    If your parents had fucked then you wouldn’t have been around to fuck up either.

  123. 123
    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:

    A little list of LibDem tax proposals, blocked by Eric Pickles:-

    New sales taxes.
    New parking taxes.
    Higher council taxes on single people.
    New hotel taxes.
    New bin taxes.
    Council tax on students.
    Conservatory taxes.
    Higher council tax bands.
    Higher parking fines.

  124. 124
    It stands to reason (part 2) says:

    If your parents had NOT fucked then you wouldn’t have been around to fuck up either.

  125. 125
    nigels parachute says:

    I wonder if maria is having an enjoyable weekend

  126. 126
    Martin mcgarfunkel says:

    I’m getting an invite to have tea with the Queen, and I have questions to answer over he slaughter in Claudy

  127. 127
    One cigar and one banana. says:

  128. 128
    The straight sorta tnuc that he is2) says:

    ‘Tony Blair knew in detail about the CIA’s secret kidnap and interrogation programme after the September 11 attacks and was kept informed “every step of the way” by MI6, a security source has told The Telegraph.’

  129. 129
    Ah! true says:

    Miller. ” It’s a witch hunt”

  130. 130
    the guy who signs off MPs expenses says:

    Yes regularly.

  131. 131
    Ben Kinsella says:

    How about fighting for some sort of investigation into my death. Only kidding, I know I’m the wrong type of victim of the wrong type of killers.

  132. 132
  133. 133
    Hilda Berger says:

    Or in this governments case… Buy One Pay Only For Two!

  134. 134
    Ah! bet says:

    The Clintons see themselves as Kennedys. Chelsea being groomed for you know what.

  135. 135
    Casual Observer 2 says:

    Cast iron’s no good under tension. It just snaps. It fails completely and instantaneously, like the weak lying bumsexing bastard Camoron.

  136. 136
    Iain Duncan Smith says:

    My wife’s competing in the Miss International Queen beauty pageant, in Thailand.

    That’s my boy.

  137. 137
    Mr I Spy says:

    Mr Happy, I last saw you in the Kings Cross area rimming tramps for biscuits.

  138. 138
    Captain von Trapp says:

    How do you solve a problem like Maria?

  139. 139
    DAVE (Bum Sex for Me) Cameron says:

    David Mellor on the radio said
    ” She knows absolutely nothing about culture, media or sport ,she was supposed to be Minister for Walesbut they thought that Maria Miller didn’t sound Welsh enough , so they stuck her in there
    she is making Cameron look very weak”
    Apart from promising us a referendum , Dave also said this would be a new kind of government that would listen to the people
    Well listen Dave 80% of tories and 78% of a cross section of people , want her sacked ! Did you hear that Dave ?

  140. 140
    albacore says:

    Whatever you do, Speaker, please keep this shtum
    Remember that defence of the holy bum
    Now, thanks to Dave, in matrimonial bliss
    Must not be subjected to taking the piss

  141. 141
    u can keep all of 1D says:

    Janan Ganesh.
    x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x

  142. 142
    David Cameron says:

    I’m a low tax conservative..boom boom! It’s the way I tell ‘em..

  143. 143
    Maria Miller Conservative MP for Basingstoke. Secretary of State for Culture, Media and Sport and M says:

    Should be good for a laugh!

    Iain Duncan-Smith enters Maria Miller row http://tgr.ph/1fR8na2

  144. 144
    Just Passing By says:

    Thank you.

    Now that should be in BANNER HEADLINES every day!

  145. 145
    muppets, one and all says:

    Even shuffling to the thieves side as she spoke he apology.
    My, how imperious the nonentiy George Young looked. Above it all george? Well, we’ll not go into your expenses fiddle, eh?

  146. 146
    Prime Minister"The Dunce Of Downing Street" Cameron says:

    I’ve just seen a tap running. Should I tell the Police?

  147. 147
    Hugh G on Benefits Street says:

    I forget how much Dee-Vine was going to charge me.

  148. 148
    Me says:

    Ms. Miller says she may respond….. in 24 months time (maybe). Meantime she may refer such an impertinent question to “the committee” if you get my drift.

  149. 149
    toodle pipe says:

    It might be an unnecessary drain on resources.

  150. 150
    DAVE (Bum Sex for Me) Cameron says:

    With a million and £35.000 in her back pocket + the hundreds of thousands it must have cost the PSC, over 14 months just to get back a megre £5,000
    She won’t be on Bread and Dripping just yet

    Hang the thieving cow !

  151. 151
    Hubris says:

    Well it looks like the’ve found one !

  152. 152
    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Groomed for UK male P aki abuse? I know it’s not PC but wtf.

  153. 153
    T May says:

    Yankee go home

  154. 154
    The public says:

    No. Let’s go into his expenses fiddle. Let’s arrest the bastard, try him and send him to prison.

  155. 155
    Handycock whipping it out says:

    No need to resign Maria. Just tell the media you are ill in hospital and go on holiday to your villa in Spain, like what I have done. Boaz.

  156. 156
    Politics 101 says:

    Wait till you see how few Tories hit the streets to canvass at the next election compared with the UKIP horde and then tell me it makes no diffference.

  157. 157
    broderick crawford says:

    wot … fart in your stead ?

  158. 158
    The Indian Ocean Water Board says:

    Tell, what exactly is it you don’t want us to know about rendition?

  159. 159
    broderick crawford says:

    CMS — it IS a wide brief , especially if you ve got her thighs .

  160. 160
    C O (Ξ7n) says:

    Speaker is trying to defuse a situation which is slightly disconnected from the party methinks – but the Data Protection Act may be a big factor especially if this has gone sub judice due to police investigation.

    UKIP might enjoy a Bath.

  161. 161
    Londoner says:

    But what have you done about the bent elections, corruption, impunity, waste and mismangament in local authorities other than Tower Hamlets?

  162. 162
    David Miliband, Jack Straw and Baroness Scotland says:

    This comes as a complete surprise

  163. 163
    Anonymous says:

  164. 164
    TáxPáyér says:

  165. 165
    broderick crawford says:


    Through the chair please Ms Miller through the chair …. and down into the snakepit beyond if yah please …,’

  166. 166
    David Mellor says:

    David Cameron should ‘take consideration’ of calls to give Maria Miller ” the fuck off tablet”.

  167. 167
    Rt. Hon. Field Marshal Iain Dunning Kruger M.P. says:

    Leave Maria alone. If we start firing ministers for fibbing where will it end?

  168. 168
    broderick crawford says:

    er … yes .. i think we already had the gist old boy .

  169. 169
    Tory Wet says:

    No, let’s just deal with this through arbitration.

  170. 170
    Non Sequitur says:

  171. 171
    broderick crawford says:

    Unless she resigns Monday this will be yesterdays chip paper by Wednesday .

    But it will have all the stench of fetid fish going into the European polls in May .

  172. 172
    broderick crawford says:

    Grandad Bing would have been proud of you son .

  173. 173
    Pookie snackenberger says:

    Chel see ya later.

  174. 174
    UKIP or bust says:

    Did you get a wiff of her waff then?

  175. 175
    broderick crawford says:

    Yes talking if peopke who buy normal boring stuff from M&s :

    Can anybody tell this bore why he cannot obtsin decent Y fronts or thermal socks or chunky durable lambswool sweaters there any more ?

    Ever since St Michael rose to that great emporium in the sky the place has fallen apart.

  176. 176
    Fishy says:

    No he’s not. He was asked a question by Marr.

  177. 177
    Diane Fatbott says:

  178. 178
    jgm2 says:

    So ‘special’ that they did away with double jeopardy. Eight hundred fucking years we had that in place to stop a vengeful state trying and retrying people for the same ‘crime’ in order to tie them up and deplete their wealth.

    There must be any number of people murdered in that 800 years whose murderer walked due to insufficient evidence but this guy was the most special of them all.

    It’s rat-shit. A fucking disgrace.

  179. 179
    Ed & Ed - The Muppets says:

    Eh ?

  180. 180
    The old ones are the best says:

    What do you get when you cross a crooked lawyer with a crooked politician?

    Chelsea Clinton

    Works also for Leo Blair (and the rest of them).

  181. 181
    UKIP or bust says:

    If you fine people penuts you get monkeys.

  182. 182
    jgm2 says:

    For what it’s worth jgm2 enterprises ltd yesterday received a letter from 10 Downing Street telling me what a great job the British people had done weathering the ‘crisis’ and how he was going to give me a £2000 cut in my NI bill.

    That’s jolly decent of him but it did rather smack of using HMRC’s database to send out a party political statement (although ‘Conservative’ or ‘Tory’ was nowhere mentioned).

    I can’t help thinking it’s a subliminal Tory Party Political Broadcast using HMRC’s database and HMRC stamps.

    I’m not sure how that squares away with the Data Protection Act but if I were Labour I’d be asking questions. Even the Imbecile hadn’t the audacity to do that.

  183. 183
    Vlad the Loudhailer says:

    Page 74 will make uncomfortable reading for Cameron.

  184. 184
    Maria Miller Conservative MP for Basingstoke. Secretary of State for Culture, Media and Sport and M says:

    Remember a time before jagerbombs? Those were the days!

  185. 185
    The Old Codger says:

    You always do Dave

  186. 186
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Dave bursts into song ♪♪♪♪

  187. 187
    nigels parachute says:

    Maria seems to be quite disliked on this board

  188. 188
    a great time to be a Tory says:

    Tebbies stuck the boot in and he is one of her own kind.

  189. 189
    nigels parachute says:

    She probably wants to resign but will dave let her?

    Dave is damaged but he is even more damaged if she goes

  190. 190
    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

    Wish I’d learnt how to do that.

  191. 191
    UKIPPER says:

    Lets Get Them Out

    Maria’s expense claim hysteria
    Reminded me of Dave’s Wisteria
    And Duck houses on ponds that float
    We even paid to clean a moat
    Yet we must never make a fuss
    One rule for them and one for us

    The time has come to make a stand
    MPs greed is out of hand
    The people need to get a grip
    Turf this lot out and vote UKIP
    With the election drawing near
    Farage the man all MPs fear

    So look out now for dirty tricks
    With smears and lies thrown in the mix
    With racist slurs and nazi claims
    Designed to undermine our aims
    The peoples Army is on track
    UKIP will get our country back


  192. 192
    Long John Silver' s parrot says:

    You are cutting our taxes ?

    Oh thank you so much !

    You are very kind.

  193. 193
    nigels parachute says:

    Its knowing that loathsome creatures like miss miller are suffering a little crisis in their lives that gives me a glimmer of happiness in mine

  194. 194
    They're laughing at us plebs says:

    If Dave let her go he would be doing his Conservatives a favour at least he could turn around and say to the Libcrap and Lieboursh1ts at least, we get rid of the corrupt thieving bstards while you just hide them away for a few months and the let them loose to thieve again.

  195. 195
    The Old Codger says:

    Then again Dave and CCHQ would reinstall her as candidate over riding over the constituency party

  196. 196
    They're laughing at us plebs says:

    Problem is she is suffering a little crises all the way to her bank.

  197. 197
    A viewer says:

    The Hippo was flipping here eyelashes seductively(?) on the Sky papers review today, along with some fat right wing slag who agreed that Maria was a lovely person and should be left alone to enjoy her ill gotten gains.

  198. 198
    A viewer says:

    Takes one to catch one etc…

    PwC has reputable offices located all over the world. If the UK CEO has any sense he will get a team in from elsewhere (preferably a majority white-peopled non-muzzy country) to do this investigation. New Zealand or some of Madame Le Pen’s people would do nicely.

  199. 199
    A Spanish waiter says:

    MI6 should have kept their big mouths shut.

    “Ah know narthink”. Silence is golden…..

  200. 200
    Questions of our time says:

    Did ParliOut, the L-G-B-T organization set up by the recently departed (and Evans witness) I’ain C’orby in any way hinder the allegations which were reported previously about E’vans being reported to the police ?

  201. 201
    The Old Codger says:

    They consider themselves to be way above the low life, low life have no exes on car travel even though a car is described as essential to do the job, meals are not subsidised in many cases.

  202. 202
    The Old Codger says:

    You haven’t been paid?

  203. 203
    The Eton Mess says:

    How about we have token real person.

  204. 204
    The Eton Mess says:

    Even worse, Vote Tory get Cameron

  205. 205
    Caroline Spellmans creative use of her Nanny says:

    Dont resign Maria , just weather the storm and it will all blow over. It did for me and I got away ith it.

  206. 206
    I only did coke twice thats why I'm in rehab says:

    Most of coronation street have been arrested theres only Norris and Emily left !

  207. 207
    Kavannah QC says:

    Sub judice only kicks in once someone has been charged.

  208. 208
    A Right Fucking Bastard says:

    Things you see when you haven’t got your gun with you. Or a hand grenade. Or even just a big SUV with which to run the fucking cünts over.

  209. 209
    nigels parachute says:

    It just looks like he’s been forced into getting rid of her at this stage in the game though

    His window of opportunity to get out of this relatively undamaged has long gone

  210. 210
    nigels parachute says:

    Are stonewall rallying behind miller as thanks for her delivering them gay marriage?

  211. 211
    Pundit says:

    Nah, it’s because they like her are bent.

  212. 212
    Whose hands? says:

    Those are a woman’s hands

  213. 213
    Dodgy D. Laws says:


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  215. 215
    Trolly Dash says:

    Watching a Tesco car park is more interesting than F1 these days.

  216. 216
    nigels parachute says:

    I will donate 1 penny to charity for every hour that passes and miss miller has not resigned

    I can spare a quid

  217. 217
    nigels parachute says:

    When was it last exciting?

  218. 218
    They're laughing at us plebs says:

    Prefer Dave to burst in honesty, much better for the taxpayer.

  219. 219
    Jackie Stewart says:

    When it was dangerous and they took risks

  220. 220
    Truth says:

    Maria Miller is disgusting

  221. 221
    i'm speaking english, are you deaf? says:

    R5lsx – james allan constant shouting – what a turn off. That and his knowledge of F1 he would probably be better off as a football commentator.

  222. 222
    nell says:

    so how long is dave cameron going to prolong his own agony and keep damaging the tory part before he sacks maria miller? of course if she had any decency she’d have resigned .

  223. 223
    Matt Finish says:

    The Commons Standard Committee did not back their own commissioner’s findings over the Miller affair, they are not fit for purpose and I was flabbergasted to learn that Tory MP Chris Chope is a member of that committee………..Chope is the man who opposed the minimum wage on grounds that “it deprived housewives the right to earn £1.00 an hour pin-money”. He also described commons staff as ‘servants’ when wasting commons time blabbering about what a good meal and service he had in the Commons restaurant and he would be re-elected as an MP if he were in a coma.

    This is what we have come to

  224. 224
    Fat Mick says:

    She’ll go tomorrow – and I wonder if she’ll claim her severance payment? That will cause another stink.

  225. 225
    Village Idiot says:

    …He blew a golden opportunity to show that he will not tolerate even a wiff of scandal,let alone an enormous potential crime of this scale,but,he cannot see it and it is a misjudgement of epic proportions…I want politicians I can feel I can trust,not people like this!…..
    …..(it is still a bit of the stench from the years of terror)

  226. 226
    Grant"The Cheeky Chappie" Shapps says:

    Mark Menzies Molests Migrants, Maria Miller Misappropriates Money. Cameron must be sick of M&Ms. Sack them both, dishface.

  227. 227
    Everyone else in local government says:

    Thanks Eric. Keep on doing nothing.

  228. 228
    Wally Scott says:

    And that kind man has even said that if we vote to stay in the Union he will let us Scots set some of our own taxes.

    The man is all heart.

  229. 229
    There is an alternative... says:

  230. 230
    David Cameron's P45 says:

    Good Riddance.

  231. 231
    How odd! says:

    There appears to be more Americans than Englishmen in the varsity boat race.

  232. 232
    Colin the Meek says:

    Only if they’re in braille, presumably.

  233. 233
    Londoner says:

    It has been tedious for most of my adult life.

  234. 234
    BNY Mellon says:

    …and it seems like they might be finishing in the dark this year!

  235. 235
    MAD says:

    This man has his finger on a nuclear button (OK, only if Obama lets him). How can such a ditherer pose a credible deterrent on behalf of this nation?

  236. 236
    Peerage for services rendered says:

    She’ll be claiming the Jeremy Thorpes was innocent next.

  237. 237
    No harm to them but says:

    Not enough crashes at the start.

  238. 238
    Wab says:

    Anyone checked that Aussie twat’s whereabouts today?

  239. 239
    Isaac Hunt says:

    Ed Balls is the Tories best recruitment sergeant. David Cameron is UKIPs.

  240. 240
    Succubus says:

  241. 241
    Wab says:

    When John culshaw shoehorns his impressions into an interview, does anyone, anyone at all, laugh?

  242. 242
    T May says:

    Wasn’t there some plan to deport him?

  243. 243
    Carina Spinagain says:

    Not forgetting Chris Hoon.

  244. 244
    The BBC says:

    No. Not that we care.

  245. 245
    They're laughing at us plebs says:

    Didn’t think we would be back to the beginning name calling after 13 years of Bliar and Brown name calling, Camoron is not a Conservative, he is right, he is the true heir to Bliar , 17 years of watching this lovely country go down to third world status, shame on all you so called politicians, you should be ashamed of what you have done in the name of the people of this country.

  246. 246
    Small Business says:

    Still, the two grand will come in handy. Even if he is really just pretending he’s giving me my own money.

  247. 247
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    The Jackie Smiths

  248. 248
    Armchair Civilian says:

    These are the Euro election projections.

    The GE ones are in some ways more interesting, as they give a potential combined Conservative/UKIP vote of 49%. If only there was some way that Cameron and Farage could find to harness that potential support in a manner which would destroy the Labour Party….

  249. 249
    Isaac Hunt says:

  250. 250
    Lord Tebbit of Semtex says:

  251. 251
    Fed up Joe Public & all voting UKIP ORG says:

    Some chap called Nigel fully agrees with this very helpful & informative statement !!

  252. 252
    Banana Republic Britain says:

  253. 253
    Honest Solly your local bookie & all voting UKIP ORG says:

    Odds for the impending Basingstoke by-election

    UKIP 5/4 on

    Labour 200/1

    LebDims 250/1

    Greens 500/1

    Monster Raving Looney Party 550/1

    conservatives 4500/1

  254. 254
    Gooey Blob says:

    Given that Labour could lose Morley and Outwood in 2015, is Balls considering a seat in Scotland?

  255. 255
    Bogof Maria says:

    Portsmouth South is going to be interesting. Labour working hard and getting excellent results on the doorstep, Lib-Dems in meltdown over the Hancock scandal and their own disastrous management of the city, Tories cut in half by UKIP. Any result is now possible.

  256. 256
    Thrill Seeker says:

    Or the middle.

    Or at the end.

  257. 257
    Message to IDS says:

  258. 258
    T May says:

    Does anyone actually have the vote in Portsmouth these days?

    I had the impression they were all foreigners.

  259. 259
    nell says:

    personally I don’t know how cameron can sleep at night after all the truly awful things he’s done and the terrible lies he’s told

  260. 260
    The Public says:

    If the government don’t like the public complaining about the thievery of their fellow ministers, they should ALL resign and let us elect MPs who will be honest and respect us and our tax money.

  261. 261
    NellyTE@pachederm.org says:

    I have to point out the elephant in the room here……. Gaying is neither contagious nor subject to fad-like desire by the majority of the public. It’s not an Ibum, or Galaxy rug muncher 3 :)

    There ARE far worse things to worry about, like how The Guardian and Mail readers on here are going to get their next opinions if the dead tree press, well, die.

  262. 262
    Anonymous says:

    That bastard doesn’t sleep, he goes into his garage to have his chest plate removed temporarily and a new set of batteries installed, and his latest program update to
    ‘Elite Maintenance 666.101′ (Blair Robotics Co. Ltd.)

  263. 263
    Dave says:


  264. 264
    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:

    Phew ! No candidate from the Bus Pass Elvis Party.

  265. 265
    We need to know says:

    Was there dw arf tossing at these parties?
    Did Bercow co me?

  266. 266
    Justin Poofyboots poses as a copper. says:

    Would Jezza like a truncheon rammed up his bottom?

  267. 267
    Anonymous says:

    Dave counts extra bedrooms to go to sleep

  268. 268
    N.Ferage@loonytunesUKIP.org says:

    Please send all donations to:
    N Ferage Educational Trust, 25463900, Isle of Mann, and I’ll see they are put to very good use!

    Don’t forget… No Mann is an island, unless it’s tax effecient!

    Toodle pip!

  269. 269
    Jack D says:

    Santiago had a huge black box.

  270. 270
    Bizarre says:

    One of the Yanks tried to dive out of the Cambridge boat halfway through the race but forget his shoes were riveted to the boat.

  271. 271
    Window Licker says:

    It’s nothing personal, or even party political.

    We don’t like any of the thieves in Westminster.

  272. 272
    Bloomers in rain-soaked Bongo Bongo Land says:

  273. 273
    JackStraw, duplicituos bore, rotten to the core, and one of the biggest stnuC ever says:

    Time for one of my depressions.
    Feel sorry for me people.

  274. 274
    Abramovich says:

    The special one?

  275. 275
    Postal Voter says:

    Yes, we vote in Portsmouth.

  276. 276
    Paw on the pulse of popular opinion says:

  277. 277
    Who gives a toss says:

  278. 278
    ʍȫʊʂʂȁ ҞϴџṦṦậ says:

    Cameron knows the game is up, for him and his party. He’ll just coast towards the election, knowing his future career is safe despite being a useless bellend.

    Proof positive that there is no justice in the world any more.

  279. 279
    N.Ferage@loonytunesUKIP.org says:

    I know! And do you know, I on,y get my bin emptied once every fortnight! Is there no god!!!!!

  280. 280
    Owen Jokes says:

  281. 281
    Ed Miliband says:

    Abdul? What are you doing on here?

    You still have 4000 envelopes to lick this evening before you are allowed to log onto the internet.

  282. 282
    Dodgy D. Laws says:

  283. 283
  284. 284
    E w a says:

    “Better to be a pinprick.
    to ‘the great’

    Than ane, who

    From ‘great’

    ‘Slave’ estates’?

  285. 285
    Who gives a toss says:

  286. 286
    Maria Miller Conservative MP for Basingstoke. Secretary of State for Culture, Media and Sport and M says:

    ‘You can hold a lot of things with your bum crack can’t you’

  287. 287
    Justice is not to far away says:

    Wouldn’t feel put out mousey, your lot are next to get some public attention and the public get justice done instead of just a shrug of the shoulders and told to go and eff off.

  288. 288
    Matthew Hopkins says:

    She’s a witch. She has a wart on her face. That’s enough proof for me.

  289. 289
    Enquirer says:

    Is that the best you can come with, Lynton? The mould is set, the die is cast, you’re wasting your time. Go back to Wolangula base.

  290. 290
    Hey, your talking about our future lord and masters says:

    Fairs fair, you get up before dawn to have breakfast and it has to last until dusk , thenl you can eat yourself sick, it tires you out going all daylight without any food, being a member of the religion of peace is hard work.

  291. 291
    Abu Qatada says:

    As a tax payer, I want my stolen money back from Maria Miller. Will you help me recover it? If not, then sack her!

  292. 292
    Patriot says:

    This must not be allowed to happen.

  293. 293
    Nobody does intolerance quite like the left. says:

    Is that clip the latest Richard Curtis add against global warming sceptics ?

  294. 294
    Basingstoke Boy Steven Carter says:

    I never liked you.

  295. 295
    Postal Voter says:

    No worries my friend. My wives are working on that as I type.

  296. 296
    Prime Minister"The Dunce Of Downing Street" Cameron says:

    What goes in and out, and smells of wee? an old age pensioner doing the Oki Coki

  297. 297
    A Reader says:

    That photo nearly ruined my day.

  298. 298
    The Dutch Ambassador says:

    It’s Nick Clegg getting rid of the speechwriting team that he used for the Nigel Farage debate

  299. 299
    See what I did there ? says:

    If the Yanks are involved we can expect some ‘Blue on Blue’ incidents.

  300. 300
    Craig Oliver says:

    Mark Menzies Tory MP paid illegal immigrant, teenage rent boy £250 an hour for sex over 18 months.
    O! The expense!


  301. 301
    Bus-Pass Elvis Party, Militant Elvis Anti-Tesco Popular Front, Elvis Defence League, Elvis Turns Gre says:

    Hear ! Hear !

  302. 302
    Crimewatch says:

    Where did he nick the pants from?

  303. 303
    John Lewis says:

    Tells you all you need to know about our MPs. None of them are capable of paying a reasonable rate for anything.

  304. 304
    Nick Clegg made up statistic finder General says:

    The EU will only burn 7% of he population at the stake.

  305. 305
    OwenDaTaxpayer@lieboreapologist.org says:

    Oh….! I’m a smugfacedHunt
    And I’m OK
    I winge all night and protestallday!

  306. 306
    Old Codger says:

    Gas those smug badgers

  307. 307
    Dawkins is a liberal apologist says:

    F@ck em. Our imaginary friend is better than their imaginary friend.

    BTW… Did GOD also create the Neanderthals?

    Was he pissed?

  308. 308
  309. 309
    Mars Attacks says:

    As a spoon fed consumer, I want my stolen money back from the big energy companies who continue to 4rse f^ck me like a thai whore, and it is a lot more in my individual pocket than that silly coo has “appropraited.

    Does anyone here understand the idea of proportion, or is it just the old knee jerk?
    (Or Nige, as he’s known at The Dog and Education Trust)

  310. 310
    Questions of our time says:

    Has there ever been a film made involving Ninja’s on Parachutes as a central plot device ?

  311. 311
    Mars Attacks says:

    Was he an internal intern?

  312. 312
    A witch says:

    I blame global warming

  313. 313
    The bitter truth says:

    This is what happens when van Rompuy regularly jizz’s in your cocaine.

  314. 314
    Lord and Lady Establishment-Stooge of Brussels says:

    I felt uncomfortable reading the PR nonsense in the Foreword. The UK map covered by “We’re all in it together” made me feel queasy.
    That’s enough.

  315. 315
    Cheese says:

    Pineapple on sticks is more satisfying

  316. 316
    Michael Winner says:

    I had a 3D one planned, but unfortunately I departed this mortal coil before I could get it started.

  317. 317
    Nige Ferage... Rhymes with garage says:

    Vote UKRAP, get a bankers son with a secret offshore fund!

    Toodle pip!

  318. 318
    Lord and Lady Establishment-Stooge of Brussels says:

    MPs are the Establishment feral over class.

  319. 319
    Nige Ferage... Rhymes with garage says:

    Education fund anyone?
    Intention uncovered before the crime is like “going prepared”, but hey, what troll for corrupt Nige would ever listen to the truth.

    Just wait and see.

  320. 320
    Anonymous says:
  321. 321
    Lord and Lady Establishment-Stooge of Brussels says:

    Spot on Politics 101.
    In Hillingdon, the Tories pay beer swilling foreigners to deliver their leaflets while UKIP have a fast growing peoples army of patriotic activists protecting Hillingdon from the Tory’s HS2 corporate funders.
    Even John Randall MP pretends he is against HS2 while he voted for the HS2 Paving Bill that allocated funding to the HS2 vanity project.

  322. 322
    Lopsided says:

    I doubt whether Van Rumpy has jizzed in anything for years.

  323. 323
    Maria says:

    Bloody hell, that’s more than my gross.

  324. 324
    Maria says:

    Racking hell, give a girl a break won’t you. It’s only a few quid, how much do you think Qatada cost you or the Bongo land brib, sorry, donation.

  325. 325
    Lord and Lady Establishment-Stooge of Brussels says:

    The Marr Show.
    A millionaire liberal socialist, Toynbee, questioning another millionaire liberal socialist, IDS, while being hosted by another millionaire liberal socialist, Marr.
    It’s the unique way the poor fund the rich.

  326. 326
    The Public says:


    Now fuck off.

  327. 327
    local wind says:

    you’re a gonna camelchops

  328. 328
    Posted by Maria, diversionary taxtic says:

    The Tory Minister, a vicious feud and the gay sex party… paid for by you: Westminster braced for new sleaze scandal as Speaker plans emergency talks to defuse crisis…..DM

  329. 329
    Owen's Mum says:

    Owen, stop playing pocket billiards!

  330. 330
    Posted by Maria' s previous best friends forever says:

    We never asked for gay marriage, generally it doesn’t fit our proclivities. You only live once after all. Must run…xx

  331. 331
    Margaret Dodge says:

    I’m backing Maria. This is only a tiny, tiny amount of money.

  332. 332
    Green tramp says:

    Fuck Lucas too. She should be on trial.

  333. 333
    Lost in Clacton says:

    The people of Basingstoke are responsible for all of this.

    Can we impose sanctions ?

  334. 334
    Not Save enough. says:

    Scots out 2014.
    Where to?
    The frogs have their Kensington seat. How about a overseas Labour supports, who live overseas. Labour can have one the, Lib Dems two, UKIP five Tories thirty. Thats 100,000 per seat. And Balls returns 2015, to lead 2016. What fun.

  335. 335
    A cheeky scouser says:

    Lets be perfectly clear about his shall we.

    Dave and his missus are absolutely loaded.

    With or without wage slips he has got it made.

  336. 336
    Speaking of those who need to resign says:

    “Now that Duncan-Smith is talking publicly about Maria Miller perhaps he would find it easier to get out of politics with someone else”, says Chilcott.

  337. 337
    EU Mong says:

    More likely to have been jizzed in

  338. 338
    A great big mess says:

    This is a crisis brought about by Cameron’s weakness.

    All he had to do was ask her to resign.

    The flack would then have been on the Police to act.

    Instead Westminster is ablaze, UKIP despite their lack of gravitas are on the up just before serious EU Elections , and there appears to be a major story breaking over homosexuals abusing the taxpayer.

  339. 339
    Bramhall School Headmaster says:

    Still wearing your School Jumper. Well done boy. Next time remember to dress properly by removing your perjarmer top and putting on a shirt and tie.

  340. 340
    Posted by Maria' s previous best friends forever says:

    We think we are worth more than the dismissive”gay marriage stuff’ that IDs uttered on Marr. This must be against our human rites, bitch.

  341. 341
    A Ship's Lawyer says:

    Yes, but it is our money and it was found in her pocket.

  342. 342
    EU Accounts says:

    There is no accounting for taste

  343. 343
    Gok Wan says:

    It’s cashmire. Nothing but the best for the vanguard of the socialist revolution.

  344. 344
    a voter says:

    The longer Miller remains,the more Tory voters will
    defect to UKIP. Cameron’s inaction and dismissal of
    our anger over MP’s continued corruption is signing
    this Government’s death warrent.

  345. 345
    and says:

    Bet she put the fags on x’s.

  346. 346
    Samantha (isn't that a sexy name?) says:

    Just how does Dave sleep at night? Quite comfortably, on pillows stuffed with fifty pound notes.

  347. 347
    C O (Ξ7n) says:

    Looks like R’ussia is starting to make its move on East U’kraine today.

    Lots of pro-R’ussian ‘irregulars’ storming government buildings in the cities, police just letting them get on with it…

  348. 348
    Lord and Lady Establishment-Stooge of Brussels says:

    Ask her ?
    She re-mortgaged twice to increase her welfare sponging.
    Call a by-election and let the people of Basingstoke decide.

  349. 349
    Patriot says:

    Cameron’s government is full of greedy, self-serving, lying ministers, who are only interested in looking after themselves and their mates. This vile government has the longest list of evils to answer for, than any government ever has. Anyone who votes for a continuation of this in 2015 is a traitor to this country.

  350. 350
    ʍȫʊʂʂȁ ҞϴџṦṦậ says:

    Not as much as Cameron’s lot, according to the Mail.
    And the LB story will break shortly.

  351. 351
    Lord and Lady Establishment-Stooge of Brussels says:

    Are the EU and the USA still making their move on West Ukraine today ??

  352. 352
    An M T vessel says:

    Peaceful? You call all that noise she made, peace?

  353. 353
    Dr Rehab says:

    Too much ketamine, dear

  354. 354
    Mrs Duffy from Rochdale says:

    It seems that if you seek justice these days you are accused of going on a witch hunt.

  355. 355
    power corrupts says:

    Labour and the Lib Dems are equally as untrustworthy and corrupt.
    None of them appear to give a shit about those they are supposed to
    represent and have learned absolutely nothing from previous sex or
    money scandals

  356. 356
    Toni Blair pimping in Tel Aviv says:

    Dave’s future revenue of £5 million per annum is guaranteed

    As long as he follows instructions and leaves banksters and oligarchs alone

  357. 357
    Lord and Lady Establishment-Stooge of Brussels says:

    If you live in the right streets in Conservative Kensington, you get your bins emptied twice a week not twice a month.

  358. 358
    Mountain Biker says:

    Get off my path

  359. 359
    Dave the political genius says:

    That could just get us our first UKIP MP.

  360. 360
    she must be sacked and prosecuted says:

    Why did she grudgingly apologise to other MP’s when it was
    our bloody money she stole?

  361. 361
    I D-Smith says:

    Where do I fit in the Venn Diagram? I was born to lead Mr Farage.

  362. 362
    ʍȫʊʂʂȁ ҞϴџṦṦậ says:

    First and last, probably.

  363. 363
    Judge Dreadful says:

    If the Tory cabinet doesn’t want a witch-hunt, they should use the traditionally accepted means of resolving these issues legally: a trial by judge and jury.

    They offer the public 31 seconds of impunity – the public offers its total contempt in exchange

  364. 364
    SCALLY says:

    I hereby apologise unreservedly for throwing rotten tomatoes at HM Sec of State for Culture, Media & Sport tomorrow afternoon from the upper deck of the 24 bus contrary to section 5 of the public order act.
    And trust that this my forced mealy mouth ‘Miller apology’ be sufficient to close the matter for good

  365. 365
    Lord and Lady Establishment-Stooge of Brussels says:

    Lucas encouraged her own arrest and travelled miles to make it happen. Lucas is racist against patriotic English people. Lucas does nothing to protect Britons from FGM and religious slaughter of our food.
    She’s a bigoted liberal socialist retard.

  366. 366
    Ukrainian oligarch in London says:

    We have taken over all the centres of power in Ukraine

    We will continue to pillage the country while European taxpayers pay for our theft

    Thank you for your stupidity and the immunity you have given us

  367. 367
    listen to us says:

    This issue isn’t going away.
    The fact that this woman was involved in press censorship
    only adds insult to injury.
    Sack her.

  368. 368
    Chilcott is after the fools says:

    Crimes against IRAQ Duncan-Smith

  369. 369
    Tony Blair, was PM, says:

    I blame Duncan-Smith for taking preys when he visited me, in No 10, prior to the vote on IRAQ. Should never has kneeled down with the fool.

  370. 370
    Lord and Lady Establishment-Stooge of Brussels says:

    Shame on any patriotic Briton that votes for the Conservatives, Labour or LibDems.

  371. 371
    Anon says:

    Well Dave?
    “greenest government ever”
    “we’re all in it together”
    “we will clean up government”

    Nah – but a good start would be to get the police in to investigate Miller, and then your lobbying mates, Oh and Mr. Green (alias Grant Shapps).

  372. 372
    Duncan-Smith I ruin things says:

    My Office, My Cabinet, My fellow MPs all told me to go. I still carried on being a MP.

  373. 373
    UKIP or bust says:

    While the producers sat in a room sniffing clam chowder, and booking a table at a restaurant that I’ve never heard of and couldn’t afford even if I had (all on telly tax payers money).

  374. 374
    CIA says:

    The presense of Diana Abbott jams our surveillence kit to a distance of ten miles. We think it is effecting the whole UK internet system. Speeds are down to a tenth of expectations.

  375. 375
    I am still I D Smith says:

    If I joined UKIP as leader I will forgo my peerage. Then I may still be sacked for incompetence at the DWP. Lets not talk about being idiot over IRAQ.

  376. 376
    EU Funded Pro-EU Troll says:

    Vote UKIP

  377. 377
    I still have a policy to inplement I D Smith says:

    Nothing wrong with Nazi Eugenics.

  378. 378
    nell says:


  379. 379
    nell says:

    has she not resigned yet? talk about a brassneck!

  380. 380
    Lord and Lady Establishment-Stooge of Brussels says:

    Vote Labour…..Get Clegg.

  381. 381
    Podiceps says:

    Janet Daley: ‘For the past week, there has scarcely been a pub, a bus queue or the inside of a taxi, in which the Farage-Clegg confrontations have not been the subject of animated exchanges.’

    Oh yeah?

  382. 382
    Vlad the Loudhailer says:

    Can you get the charges back on expenses if your lodger puts out your bins or do you have to do it?

  383. 383
    nell says:

    That wasn’t a grudging apology. That was a 32 second display of arrogant self-entitilement and utter utter contempt for us the taxpayer whose money she stole and for parliament who she has just dragged back into their troughing mire!

  384. 384
    C O (Ξ7n) says:

    In case anyone gets news from finnbay.com about F’inland, be aware that F’inland’s Foreign Ministry is currently investigating it as it seems to be controlled by R’ussia.

    Many Western news agencies (particularly US) have been using this site as source.

    Would be wise to consider this particular source as hostile until F’inlands Foreign Ministry can confirm its status.


    This is a good example of how dezinformatsiya could be introduced into Western news wires, other than by using compromised reporters.

  385. 385
    UN Weapons Inspector says:

    Torture them, bomb them

    And then “save them”

    You are a war criiminal and hypocritical neocon scum

    And I see Colin Powell, who invented the WMD is on your Board at IRC FFS

    Could not make it up

  386. 386
    Suppress NSA/GCHQ says:

    Make Dianne demonstrate permanently outside US Embassy

    It will block NSA for good

    And place Pickles in front of GCHQ to give us some privacy

  387. 387
    Blair, dining with gangsters tonight says:

    Give us a bung

  388. 388
    Director of MI6 says:

    I can officially announce that we will not be blamed for the war crimes of Blair and his gangsters

    We will also tell the truth about the “intelligence” that Blair, Straw and Campbell invented especially if Cameron suppresses the Chilcot Report

    Count on us, we are patriots

  389. 389
    Lord and Lady Establishment-Stooge of Brussels says:

    If the grassroots Conservatives removed their association leadership, that would enable UKIP to be the new patriotic party to represent all Britons.
    UKIPers are not for turning so it’s up to the Conservatives to decide if they are British people or EU citizens.

  390. 390
    We Want A General Election Now says:

    But Parliament didn’t see it that way. Parliament rallied round this brazen thief and pretended that all was acceptable and above board.

    The total lack of protest at the time at her pantomime apology in the House of Commons condemns the institution as approving of and complicit in her wickedness.

  391. 391
    Shrien Doolally says:


  392. 392
    Brassneck says:

    Do you mind!!!

  393. 393
    Cromwell says:

  394. 394
    Anonymous says:

    If you live in the wrong bits of Labour Glasgow you get your bins taken out and replaced by Council workmen because the Council knows that if they didn’t the common stairs would disappear under rubbish. There is none of the separate bins for recyclables bollocks either for obvious reasons.

  395. 395
    Farmer Bob of TB on the Bovinae says:

    The cheeky bastards are taking the piss now!

  396. 396
    Director of MI6 says:

    Be careful that the Red under your Bed does not bite your bollocks while you are asleep tonight, sunshine

  397. 397
    Anon. says:

  398. 398
    Anon says:

    Mr Laws,

    Please Fuck off, and then fuck off.

  399. 399
    Benny Hill says:

    Is Maria c o m m o n p u r p o s e? This has the stench of “jobs for the girls” all over it.

  400. 400
    Thursday 22 May 2014 says:

    Fuck ‘em all and vote UKIP, heck vote B&P if you have to just stop voting these cnuts back in time and again.

  401. 401
    One Term Dave says:

    But but but she’s a woman nell!

  402. 402
    MH370 says:

    Dont know when I will be back again

  403. 403
    One Term Dave says:

    No problem.

  404. 404
    Culture Vulture says:

    It is rather appropriate that Maria is Culture Secretary

    Secretary of the Thieving Westminster Culture

  405. 405
    Podiceps says:

    Get your own moniker, you feeble-minded little ponce.

  406. 406
    Owen Jones says:

    If only!

  407. 407
    Lord and Lady Establishment-Stooge of Brussels says:

    Cameron is no deterrent to the hundreds of thousands of skint foreigners that are rushing to live here.

  408. 408
    M. Oaten says:

    No such thing dear.

  409. 409
    F##k the LibLabCon says:

    Sign me up!

  410. 410
    Podiceps says:

    I have known yoghurt with more culture.

  411. 411
    Lord and Lady Establishment-Stooge of Brussels says:

    Cheers pal.
    Every taxpayer now owes £60,000 to repay Establishment debt.

  412. 412
    Analyst says:

    Banksters are the biggest benefits thieves in history

    Bailed out by us to the tune of hundreds of billions

    After they had ripped off everyone and take their billions in bonuses

  413. 413
    nell says:

    Yes indeed so was margaretmoran – it doesn’t stop them being dishonest.

    In truth man or woman is irrelevant. It is simply in this life that there are honest people and dishonest people. We are just unfortunate to have so many dishonest people concentrated in parliament.

  414. 414
    Lord and Lady Establishment-Stooge of Brussels says:

    Of course she will. A welfare scrounger that re-mortgages twice to increase her thievery won’t flinch at £30,000 severance pay.
    It’s her entitlement.

  415. 415
  416. 416
    Anonymous says:


    Ed Miliband: “It was back in 1944 that the great challenge for post-war Britain was defined as eradicating the scourge of unemployment”.

  417. 417
    Lord and Lady Establishment-Stooge of Brussels says:


  418. 418
    Táxpáyér says:

    ‘Specially as he probably was a member of a rival gang.

  419. 419
    Lord and Lady Establishment-Stooge of Brussels says:

    I agree, both Conservatives and Labour only look after their own.
    Vote UKIP

  420. 420
    Sue if you disagree says:

    Why hasn’t this twat been tarred and feathered yet – along with the rest of the thieving, anti-British scum who pretend to represent us in Westminster?

  421. 421
    Anon. says:

  422. 422
    Sue if you disagree says:

    Not today Ed. You are irrelevant. Stay at home and play with your stamp collection or something.

  423. 423
    Analyst says:

    Grant Crapps is not a Conservative

    He is another conman climbing the greasy pole of corruption

    Using lies to deceive the People

    Another of Heir to Blair’s pimps

  424. 424
    Anon says:

    True. I never believed a word of that ‘I’m just a little woman who signs things’ guff that Jowell spouted when she and her mafioso husband came under scrutiny for mortgaging their taxpayer subsidized home three times.

  425. 425
    2b says:

    after twinning on the basis of equality, honesty and mustual respect, comes whatever in australia with a newzeal.
    all red in the face?love i love me lime is green and virginal but on the right path. chin down and discover I. chin up and discover the remainder. at the intersection of the chin and the chest, mark that spot x. more than one mark of the beast on the body. is the beast time as represented by the snake or the chinese dragon.

  426. 426
    Londoner says:

    I see David Davis reckons he has a future. Sorry mate, you had your chance and blew it.


  427. 427
    2b says:

    must u.
    u must.
    speak with one voice in public.

  428. 428
    Londoner says:

    I have no idea what people talk about at my local bus stop. I can’t uinderstand Romanian.

  429. 429
    It's Miller Time says:

    More gruesome revelations about Maria Miller. The longer she stays in her position, the more gutless and weak Cameron looks.

  430. 430
    Pornography Campbell, in depression and drugged again says:

    Hello Adam

    I thought Anji had put you out to grass

    But I see you are still making extraordinarily intelligent remarks months after the event

    Keep it up but watch that belly, it could make you go pop….

  431. 431
    Foreskin Liberation Front says:

    Where does she stand on MGM?

  432. 432
    Dreams are made of Liebour being in charge again says:

    And 1974, when the link between growth and family finances of middle Britain was broken again when we were forced into the /EEC/EU with a corrupt yes yes referendum, since Britain’s entry into the EEC/EU, British people have paid dearly for what’s called laughingly, the privilege of being a member of this corrupt union, forced onto us by our own corrupt leadership, our heavy industry, fishing, vehicles and lots of other industries have been lost to other countries by being a member of the EEC/EU, more recently building vans in Southampton has closed and moved with our own money and EU money given by our EU masters to a none member country losing a load of jobs in Southampton you ED and Liebour are the very last politicians we need in power, your 13 years did tremendous damage to the country.

  433. 433
    Maria says:

    Strange! – I’ve got an itch in my back bottom! – have to get it seen!

  434. 434
    Dreams are made of Liebour being in charge again says:

    He can say what he wants, nobody will believe a word you say, you hung onto Camorons tailcoat for the ride hoping you had a chance, you didn’t you lost, next Comoron Conservative please, ready to spout soothing words to keep their troughing spot after 2015.

  435. 435
    Advice to Spoonface from one who knows . .. says:

    Oi!!! Shithead! – Ditch the bumfuck bitch! – then slither off to Brussels or wherever your masters dictate – and curl up under your stone!


  436. 436
    Ah! Unfortunately not TB's says:

    Gaddafi kept the head of an enemy in his freezer and had a dungeon built below a university where he would rape students, new documentary reveals.

  437. 437
    C O (Ξ7n) says:

    Frankly, had noticed Finnbay’s coverage of U’kraine had been a bit weird lately, and a number of stories seemed at odds with the Finnish language output.

    Best to wait for the F’inn’s to figure it out. The planting of false stories / narratives in adversaries media is a standard part of information warfare, so this news is not really unexpected. Worth knowing which are under suspicion to avoid the Reds under the Bed syndrome.

  438. 438
    nigels parachute says:

    What time will she resign tomorrow?

  439. 439
    Ah! Unfortunately not TBs says:

    Ah! Unfortunately not TB’s says:
    Your comment is awaiting moderation.
    April 6, 2014 at 11:17 pm
    Gaddafi kept the head of an enemy in his freezer and had a dungeon built below a university where he would r4pe students, new documentary reveals.

  440. 440
    Ah! easy says:

    A witch hunt? No problem.

  441. 441
    Ah! 'm worried says:

    |Stress like this may cause Miller to flip.

  442. 442
    Ah! says:

    Crime ‘ere!

  443. 443
    The Archbishop of Folkstone says:

    Resignation and confession of her sins will relieve her of her sense of confusion

  444. 444
    You should get that seen to.. says:

    Ah. The ‘ill-health’ gambit.

    Not sure if an anal wart will cut it, but there’s always a first time.

  445. 445
    Chuka ( you can call me Harrison ) Urmunneyaround says:
  446. 446
    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

  447. 447
    Blair deserves the same fate as Gaddafi says:

    And witnesses said that Blair, on seeing Gaddafi surrounded by terrified underage girls, said “Hi girls”. He has the moral compass of Charles Manson.

  448. 448
    Andy Bumhum says:

  449. 449
    nigels parachute says:

    I will be a bit disappointed when she resigns. I wont have anything to look forward to

  450. 450
    Dreams are made of Liebour being in charge again says:

    God help us if these two ever get chance to destroy the country.

  451. 451
    south of the M4 says:

    Cameron cannot look more gutless and weak. Totally out of his depth. As he has always been. Didn’t want Brown, got Cam. OK as a starter. Worn off now.

  452. 452
    DAVE (Bum Sex for Me) Cameron says:

    Oh and there’s me thinking thats what my fucking council tax was for
    Still paying your boyfriend £40,000 a year to rent his hole ?

  453. 453
    It depends says:

    Was it in the half marathon in Sheffield?

  454. 454
    Fred the pensioner says:

    OK, we’ll give you until the end of this month – otherwise we will then be confirmed in our suspicions that your lot are nothing but a bunch of fucking traitorous lying shitbags. Do I make myself clear?

  455. 455
    Elfin Safety Dept says:

    Ve vill be obeyed!! Kapiche?

  456. 456
    Fred the (ejerkatid) pensioner says:

    Stupid twunt doesn’t know how to spell the Isle of Man correctly either.
    He/she must be either (a) a foreigner who knows no better; or (b) a victim of Shirley’s ejikashun policies.

  457. 457
    University Challenger says:

    The reason there are more Yanks is because only rich Americans can afford to send their sprogs to Oxford these days. Pr*ces are way beyond the means of the average indigenous serf these days.

  458. 458
    University Challenger says:

    Looking at that little weed, it is no wonder there are lots of broad shouldered hunky Yanks** in the boat race.

    **Owen’s little day dream!

  459. 459
    A curved banana in a P E R J A R M E R says:

    Mr Headmaster – your exquisite spelling represents all that has gone wrong with our education systems over the past 50 years or so. How on earth did you manage to climb so high up the tree?

  460. 460
    A curved Arabian banana in a lamb kebab says:

    Why all this nonsense? There are no changes made in mozzy countries just because it is the fasting month. As the man said – a little [what these idiots think of as] knowledge goes a long way to getting things totally arse about face.

  461. 461
    Shh! Don't tell the plebs... says:

    Is this why Sky (in the shape of Lucretia Borgia or whatever her name is) studiously avoided the DM’s front page when opening the press review today?

  462. 462
    Shh! Don't tell the plebs... says:

    I say Sir, that was a Bally Clava remark!

  463. 463
    Shh! Don't tell the plebs... says:

    There is a very simple solution to reds under the bed – cut the legs off the bed so there will be no room for them to hide.

    That will be 50 guineas please in unmarked fivers.

  464. 464
    A used Petrie dish says:

    Me too.

  465. 465
    Calendar girls says:

    Cheer up mate, Christmas will be here before you know it.

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