April 6th, 2014

Read Guido’s Column in the Sun on Sunday Online

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  • Which greedy Labour MPs ain’t happy at Ed Miliband’s ban on second jobs?
  • Major changes at CCHQ ordered by Craig Oliver
  • Clegg’s new Porsche driving spinmeister has a history of playing fast and loose with the rules
  • Cam’s campaign director Lynton Crosby has plans for Farage
  • Does grandstanding TV star Margaret Hodge have an ulterior motive?

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465 Comments

  1. 1
    Maria Miller says:

    Have I resigned yet?

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    • 6
      David Cameron says:

      10.00 on Monday would be good, as I’m looking very weak if you don’t.

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      • 19
        Socialism is theft says:

        The answer to this ‘token woman’ thing (that makes it much harder to get rid of Miller) for the Tories to solve is easy. Just get a few of their many puffs to have a sex change.

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        • 31
          C O (Ξ7n) says:

          Or sack Miller and appoint another woman.

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          • Socialism is theft says:

            No my way is best. It worked for the Eagle brothers.
            They could start with Nigel Evans. What do we want? Tory cuts.

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        • 41
          Ellie-Mae (9) says:

          More like “token trougher”

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        • 139
          DAVE (Bum Sex for Me) Cameron says:

          David Mellor on the radio said
          ” She knows absolutely nothing about culture, media or sport ,she was supposed to be Minister for Walesbut they thought that Maria Miller didn’t sound Welsh enough , so they stuck her in there
          she is making Cameron look very weak”
          Apart from promising us a referendum , Dave also said this would be a new kind of government that would listen to the people
          Well listen Dave 80% of tories and 78% of a cross section of people , want her sacked ! Did you hear that Dave ?

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        • 203
          The Eton Mess says:

          How about we have token real person.

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      • 22
        Anonymous says:

        BLONDIE LYRICS
        Play Song
        “Maria”

        She moves like she don’t care
        Smooth as silk, cool as air
        Ooh it makes you wanna cry
        She doesn’t know your name
        And your heart beats like a subway train
        Ooh it makes you wanna die

        Ooh, don’t you wanna take her?
        Ooh, wanna make her all your own?

        Maria, you’ve gotta see her
        Go insane and out of your mind
        Regina, Ave Maria
        A million and one candle lights

        I’ve seen this thing before
        In my best friend and the boy next door
        Fool for love and fool on fire

        Won’t come in from the rain
        She’s oceans running down the drain
        Blue as ice and desire

        Don’t you wanna make her?
        Ooh, don’t you wanna take her home?

        Maria, you’ve gotta see her
        Go insane and out of your mind
        Regina, Ave Maria
        A million and one candle lights

        Ooh, don’t you wanna break her?
        Ooh, don’t you wanna take her home?

        She walks like she don’t care
        Walkin’ on imported air
        Ooh, it makes you wanna die

        Maria, you’ve gotta see her
        Go insane and out of your mind
        Regina, Ave Maria
        A million and one candle lights

        STILL HERE MZZZ MILLER .. HASN T SOMEBODY “TAKEN ” YOU YET ….AND PREFERABLY PLACED IN A WHEELIE BIN ?

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      • 24
        Anonymous says:

        BLONDIE LYRICS
        Play Song
        “Maria”

        She moves like she don’t care
        Smooth as silk, cool as air
        Ooh it makes you wanna cry
        She doesn’t know your name
        And your heart beats like a subway train
        Ooh it makes you wanna die

        Ooh, don’t you wanna take her?
        Ooh, wanna make her all your own?

        Maria, you’ve gotta see her
        Go insane and out of your mind
        Regina, Ave Maria
        A million and one candle lights

        I’ve seen this thing before
        In my best friend and the boy next door
        Fool for love and fool on fire

        Won’t come in from the rain
        She’s oceans running down the drain
        Blue as ice and desire

        Don’t you wanna make her?
        Ooh, don’t you wanna take her home?

        Maria, you’ve gotta see her
        Go insane and out of your mind
        Regina, Ave Maria
        A million and one candle lights

        Ooh, don’t you wanna break her?
        Ooh, don’t you wanna take her home?

        She walks like she don’t care
        Walkin’ on imported air
        Ooh, it makes you wanna die

        Maria, you’ve gotta see her
        Go insane and out of your mind
        Regina, Ave Maria
        A million and one candle lights

        Maria, you’ve gotta see her
        Go insane and out of your mind
        Regina, Ave Maria
        A million and one candle lights

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      • 61
        Esther McVile says:

        Ready to serve at any time David, some Scouse Culture would dig you out from the gay Culture criticism I should think. And IDS is a bore.

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      • 87
        Dreary Steeples says:

        Hard to believe but according to an article by Mark Steyn ‘Introducing Obama Cow’ the EU considered a levy on bovine flatulence tax in 2009. In Brussels the European Flatulence Agency of Regulation and Taxation (Euro Fart) had set different rates around Europe. The rate for Ireland’s cows was 13 euro while Denmark’s cows was set at 80 euro per cow per annum. No surprise Bulgarian and Romanian cows get to fart for free. Now the White House has proposed cutting methane emissions from the US agriculture by 25% although it only accounts for 9% of the country’s greenhouse gas emissions. So in America ‘if you like your cow, you can keep your cow.

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      • 94
        Anonymous says:

        You look (and are) weak as fuck anyway you spoon faced moron.

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      • 106
        Cast-iron-Dave says:

        I may get von clegg to do it

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    • 7
      Tosser Dave says:

      Hold on Maria. We bumsex marriage proponents must stick together.

      Stealing from the taxpayers is a perfectly acceptable HoC practice on my watch.

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      • 9
        mozzarella Watch says:

        How did bumsex become culture?

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        • 15
          Nigel Evans says:

          Culture, Media and Sports is a wide brief.

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        • 17
          Joe Public II says:

          Because of the militant gayers endlessly promoting their disgusting practices, instead of just quietly infecting each other in the closet.

          The PC chatterati has an abnormal proportion of them.

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          • NellyTE@pachederm.org says:

            I have to point out the elephant in the room here……. Gaying is neither contagious nor subject to fad-like desire by the majority of the public. It’s not an Ibum, or Galaxy rug muncher 3 :)

            There ARE far worse things to worry about, like how The Guardian and Mail readers on here are going to get their next opinions if the dead tree press, well, die.

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    • 12
      A Greying Ed Balls steps off the ladder says:

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      • 36
        broderick crawford says:

        “Are any of us admitting to knowing each other ?? “

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      • 46
        I see no ships says:

        Which one is the shopper?

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        • 52
          Bill Quango MP says:

          the one in red is thinking “That street weirdo is worrying, but this one looks like a pickpocket.”

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      • 57
        Front Watch says:

        Gordon’s recycled liebour shit pop up shop readies for the grand opening.

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      • 208
        A Right Fucking Bastard says:

        Things you see when you haven’t got your gun with you. Or a hand grenade. Or even just a big SUV with which to run the fucking cünts over.

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      • 254
        Gooey Blob says:

        Given that Labour could lose Morley and Outwood in 2015, is Balls considering a seat in Scotland?

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        • 334
          Not Save enough. says:

          Scots out 2014.
          Where to?
          The frogs have their Kensington seat. How about a overseas Labour supports, who live overseas. Labour can have one the, Lib Dems two, UKIP five Tories thirty. Thats 100,000 per seat. And Balls returns 2015, to lead 2016. What fun.

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    • 132
    • 138
      Captain von Trapp says:

      How do you solve a problem like Maria?

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    • 155
      Handycock whipping it out says:

      No need to resign Maria. Just tell the media you are ill in hospital and go on holiday to your villa in Spain, like what I have done. Boaz.

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    • 163
      Anonymous says:

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    • 164
      TáxPáyér says:

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    • 191
      UKIPPER says:

      Lets Get Them Out

      Maria’s expense claim hysteria
      Reminded me of Dave’s Wisteria
      And Duck houses on ponds that float
      We even paid to clean a moat
      Yet we must never make a fuss
      One rule for them and one for us

      The time has come to make a stand
      MPs greed is out of hand
      The people need to get a grip
      Turf this lot out and vote UKIP
      With the election drawing near
      Farage the man all MPs fear

      So look out now for dirty tricks
      With smears and lies thrown in the mix
      With racist slurs and nazi claims
      Designed to undermine our aims
      The peoples Army is on track
      UKIP will get our country back

      VOTE UKIP

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    • 205
      Caroline Spellmans creative use of her Nanny says:

      Dont resign Maria , just weather the storm and it will all blow over. It did for me and I got away ith it.

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    • 220
      Truth says:

      Maria Miller is disgusting

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  2. 2
    Ban all postal votes says:

    First

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  3. 3
    kim jong thingee says:

    politicians shouldn’t police themselves eh?

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  4. 4
    Nigel Victorious says:

    Crosby has plans for Nigel. Hmm…might have to buy the rag.

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  5. 5
    mozzarella Watch says:

    Only Dame Nicky could have a debate on children’s emotional cruelty and not make a reference to mozz bag heads.

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  6. 8
    Nigella Fromage says:

    The Tories made all manner of cynically hollow promises in their 2010 manifesto, which they never had any real interest in honouring. Hence the manifesto’s mysterious subsequent disappearance. After seizing power, they set about inflicting an agenda of greed, lies and hatred upon a population left vulnerable and fearful as a consequence of the global capitalism crisis.

    I doubt very much that Cameron is losing much sleep over the fate of those who have suffered as a consequence of the Bullingdon Putsch of 2010. That will change next year, of course..

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  7. 10
    Joe Public II says:

    MILLER MUST GO! MILLER MUST GO! MILLER MUST GO!

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  8. 11
    Maria Miller Conservative MP for Basingstoke. Secretary of State for Culture, Media and Sport and M says:

    First ?

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  10. 16
    Podiceps says:

    What’s happening over Handycock? Wasn’t he suing Cloggy & Co?

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  11. 18
    cheche says:

    Sunday Politics

    THe BBC makes you larf.
    What about those extra pay offs, pensions, tax avoidance schemes

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    • 141
      u can keep all of 1D says:

      Janan Ganesh.
      x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x

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      • 425
        2b says:

        8pm.4am.zing.lime.lemon.king.singh.queen.happy.
        after twinning on the basis of equality, honesty and mustual respect, comes whatever in australia with a newzeal.
        .
        all red in the face?love i love me lime is green and virginal but on the right path. chin down and discover I. chin up and discover the remainder. at the intersection of the chin and the chest, mark that spot x. more than one mark of the beast on the body. is the beast time as represented by the snake or the chinese dragon.

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  12. 20
    Schnapp App says:

    Make mine a double

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  13. 21
    Phil Heath says:

    BANG THE BITCH UP !!!!!

    But the people of Basingstoke are saying: ‘Hang on a minute. Never mind apologising to MPs, what about apologising to us, and what about apologising for taking public money that you aren’t entitled to?’

    ‘Maria’s culture': Mrs Miller claims for everything, even for parking in her own constituency, says Mr Heath

    I can’t see Maria changing. She has no truck with criticism locally and heaven help anyone like me who has the temerity to question her word.

    Nobody complains about Maria – not if they want to stay a Conservative, as I found out. It was like I dared to say the Madonna was not a virgin!
    Even though I helped her win a majority in 2005 of more than 4,500, on Election day itself she was ranting and raving and thought she was going to lose.

    Mr Heath says he was ‘so appalled’ by Mrs Miller’s behaviour that he voted for her Labour rival even though he was effectively her campaign manager and a Tory councillor at the time

    I later joined UKIP. It was the best thing I ever did.

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    • 30
      Rickytshirt says:

      Time for her local association to deselect her.

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      • 93
        Flying over the Westminster Village says:

        If not, I feel certain we can rely upon the good folk of Basingstoke to do the right thing at Election time.

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      • 195
        The Old Codger says:

        Then again Dave and CCHQ would reinstall her as candidate over riding over the constituency party

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  14. 23
    Morph The Cat says:

    “82% of Conservative voters say Maria Miller should resign from cabinet, 66% say should resign as an MP

    73% of the public say that the apology Miller gave to the House of Commons was not enough Three-quarters of the public say that David Cameron is wrong to stand by Miller and let her keep her job.

    82% of Conservative voters say Maria Miller should resign from cabinet,

    66% say should resign as an MP

    73% of the public say that the apology Miller gave to the House of Commons was not enough Three-quarters of the public say that David Cameron is wrong to stand by Miller and let her keep her job”

    CON 21 (-6)

    LAB 34 (+2)

    LD 9 (+2)

    UKIP 27 (+4)

    AP 9 (-1)

    http://survation.com/2014/04/new-poll-on-maria-miller-survationmos/

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    • 75
      Socialism is theft says:

      Vote Tory get Miliband.

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    • 248
      Armchair Civilian says:

      These are the Euro election projections.

      The GE ones are in some ways more interesting, as they give a potential combined Conservative/UKIP vote of 49%. If only there was some way that Cameron and Farage could find to harness that potential support in a manner which would destroy the Labour Party….

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      • 389
        Lord and Lady Establishment-Stooge of Brussels says:

        If the grassroots Conservatives removed their association leadership, that would enable UKIP to be the new patriotic party to represent all Britons.
        UKIPers are not for turning so it’s up to the Conservatives to decide if they are British people or EU citizens.

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  15. 25
    Anonymous says:

    BLONDIE LYRICS
    Play Song
    “Maria”

    She moves like she don’t care
    Smooth as silk, cool as air
    Ooh it makes you wanna cry
    She doesn’t know your name
    And your heart beats like a subway train
    Ooh it makes you wanna die

    Ooh, don’t you wanna take her?
    Ooh, wanna make her all your own?

    Maria, you’ve gotta see her
    Go insane and out of your mind
    Regina, Ave Maria
    A million and one candle lights

    I’ve seen this thing before
    In my best friend and the boy next door
    Fool for love and fool on fire

    Won’t come in from the rain
    She’s oceans running down the drain
    Blue as ice and desire

    Don’t you wanna make her?
    Ooh, don’t you wanna take her home?

    Maria, you’ve gotta see her
    Go insane and out of your mind
    Regina, Ave Maria
    A million and one candle lights

    Ooh, don’t you wanna break her?
    Ooh, don’t you wanna take her home?

    She walks like she don’t care
    Walkin’ on imported air
    Ooh, it makes you wanna die

    Maria, you’ve gotta see her
    Go insane and out of your mind
    Regina, Ave Maria
    A million and one candle lights

    Maria, you’ve gotta see her
    Go insane and out of your mind
    Regina, Ave Maria
    A million and one candle lights

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  16. 26
    fnar says:

    Laddy’s giving 3/1 on Miller being next Cabinet exit. Not bad, considering the Press don’t like her one little bit and they won’t let it lie. She’s getting too smelly even for Milquetoast Cameron, with two elections in the next thirteen months.

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  17. 27
    SIZE 14 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

    Can someone please tell me why is ANY mortgage payment allowable as expenses?

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    • 148
      Me says:

      Ms. Miller says she may respond….. in 24 months time (maybe). Meantime she may refer such an impertinent question to “the committee” if you get my drift.

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      • 165
        broderick crawford says:

        WHEELTAPPERS AND SHUNYERS CHAIRPERSON SAYS

        Through the chair please Ms Miller through the chair …. and down into the snakepit beyond if yah please …,’

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  18. 28
    Iain Duncan Smith says:

    David Cameron give Maria Miller his “warmest support”……………..vomit

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  19. 29
    Anonymous says:

    Has anyone noticed Maria Miller’s likeness to Hyacinth Bucket?

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  20. 32
    Dr. Beaker says:

    Cameron is Blair Mk 2… but the ‘acting component’ needs tweaking!
    A new Mk 3 model is coming out in May 2015: Serial No IMFUCT2

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  21. 34
    Jeffrey Archer says:

    Tell you what , let me steal 50k GBP get found out pay 10% back and carry on as normal , nice work if you can get it. Why haven’t the police been called in. Just goes to emphasize the contempt the liblabcon party have for the GB taxpayers. There is a solution to this arrogance , it is called UKIP

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    • 319
      Nige Ferage... Rhymes with garage says:

      Education fund anyone?
      Intention uncovered before the crime is like “going prepared”, but hey, what troll for corrupt Nige would ever listen to the truth.

      Just wait and see.

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  22. 37
    Party Political on behalf of the Conservative Party says:

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  23. 40
    Drop a Daisy cutter on ITV says:

    It is hardly surprising that Grant Shapps wants to draw a line under the matter, when below that line is £994200 profit.

    Heaven forfend that she did not strain every sinew to ensure that every penny owed in tax was paid, so that she can look sanctioned constituents in the eye when she feels their pain. It must take a particular kind of person to go through lobbies voting through austerity measures to remove widows’ mites by sanction, should they get caught out by the deliberately confusing bureaucracy of the benefits lottery.

    Ms Miller has behaved with all the cooperation and grace of Lauren Cooper, a lesson learned from the banks when yet another revelation has been squeezed out of them. She has Doug & Dinsdale Piranha on hand, to correct any misconceptions as to her probity.

    It might be a good idea for EVERY prospective MP in next year’s election to declare their full financial interests, and money that they have made `within the rules’ to augment their meagre lot

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    • 423
      Analyst says:

      Grant Crapps is not a Conservative

      He is another conman climbing the greasy pole of corruption

      Using lies to deceive the People

      Another of Heir to Blair’s pimps

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  24. 43
    Front Watch says:

    Is Ed Weird? Brillo’s poll says up from 15% to 41% in seven months.

    Looks like more than one politico will be down the IDS bennies road soon.

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  25. 45
    Vote Labour because your dad did says:

    Cameron’s government is full of greedy, self-serving, lying ministers, who are only interested in looking after themselves and their mates. This vile government has the longest list of evils to answer for, than any government ever has

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    • 53
      Mong Watch says:

      You obviously missed the reign of terror, 1997 thru 2010…

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    • 66
      Socialism is theft says:

      Liblabcons are the political ruling class and as in touch with the people as Marie Antoinette. That is why Farage and UKIP are doing so well. Only UKIP speaks for the common man these days.

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    • 79
      A speed reader says:

      >Cameron’s government is full of greedy, self-serving, lying ministers

      I read that as “Cameron’s government is full of greedy, self-serving, lying hamsters”

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  26. 47
    Maria Miller says:

    If we had just turned the internet off like I wanted, then none of this would have come out.

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    • 122
      It stands to reason says:

      If your parents had fucked then you wouldn’t have been around to fuck up either.

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      • 124
        It stands to reason (part 2) says:

        OOPs
        typo
        If your parents had NOT fucked then you wouldn’t have been around to fuck up either.

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  27. 50
    SIZE 14 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

    Just why do these thieving bastards need to be paid expenses on top of their over generous salaries ? On the rare occasions that I have personally been able to make a claim from an employer over the last 48 years of work, each claim had to be fully justified and all receipts submitted for scrutiny to the accountant, or in the case of my army service to the pay office.

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    • 201
      The Old Codger says:

      They consider themselves to be way above the low life, low life have no exes on car travel even though a car is described as essential to do the job, meals are not subsidised in many cases.

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  28. 54
    Ed Moribund says:

    I’m up all night to get lucky

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  29. 55
    Toxic Tories for Landowning Spongers, Parasites, Criminals, Traitors, Peedos, & other Wasters says:

    Sleaze, alias Grant Shapps. Greed, alias Grant Shapps. Crap, inter alia “Michael Green & Sebastian Fox”.

    If anyone would have the brass neck to defend Miller this morning, it would be him. And he just has.

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    • 59
      Ellie-Mae (9) says:

      CCHQ is probably doing damage limitation big time until the meeja moves onto something else. Dave has said he supports her, now the party sheep have to live it.

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      • 145
        muppets, one and all says:

        Even shuffling to the thieves side as she spoke he apology.
        My, how imperious the nonentiy George Young looked. Above it all george? Well, we’ll not go into your expenses fiddle, eh?

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        • 154
          The public says:

          No. Let’s go into his expenses fiddle. Let’s arrest the bastard, try him and send him to prison.

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          • broderick crawford says:

            Unless she resigns Monday this will be yesterdays chip paper by Wednesday .

            But it will have all the stench of fetid fish going into the European polls in May .

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  30. 58
    Jimmy says:

    We are being hoodwinked here. Miller is hanging on with Cameron’s blessing, seeking to divert attention from the Great Royal Mail Robbery, for which there hasn’t been a single comment.

    Cameron’s smarter than he looks.

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    • 60
      C.O.Jones says:

      A week is a long time in politics, it will all blow over and be forgotten about.

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      • 63
        A Brazilian Rent Boy says:

        You want to bet on that big boy ?

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        • 67
          C.O.Jones says:

          In a weeks time most people will be saying “Maria who”?

          Bear in mind that most people are not the politically aware that you find on these blogs. So you will have a few thousand pissed off bloggers but the rest of society will be watching Coronation Street, blissfully unaware of events.

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          • Politics 101 says:

            Wait till you see how few Tories hit the streets to canvass at the next election compared with the UKIP horde and then tell me it makes no diffference.

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          • I only did coke twice thats why I'm in rehab says:

            Most of coronation street have been arrested theres only Norris and Emily left !

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          • Lord and Lady Establishment-Stooge of Brussels says:

            Spot on Politics 101.
            In Hillingdon, the Tories pay beer swilling foreigners to deliver their leaflets while UKIP have a fast growing peoples army of patriotic activists protecting Hillingdon from the Tory’s HS2 corporate funders.
            Even John Randall MP pretends he is against HS2 while he voted for the HS2 Paving Bill that allocated funding to the HS2 vanity project.

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        • 202
          The Old Codger says:

          You haven’t been paid?

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    • 64
      The morning after a night on Tennents Super. says:

      Nah. It’s not Cameron who is smart, it’s you being thick James.

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    • 69
      C O (Ξ7n) says:

      You may have a point, but I thought that Clegg being bested by Farage was the cover for that. Cable was point man for that fiddle.

      In any case, Dunce of Downing street did land a decent mortar in Dave’s camp.

      All of this really benefits only one party: UKIP

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      • 88
        Maria says:

        As a bit of a back bottom expert, I’m proud (sic) that I’m in Dave’s Camp!

        So there!

        That will be £1000 – payable in cash behind the girl’s toilets.

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    • 115
      Lord and Lady Establishment-Stooge of Brussels says:

      We’re still blaming Labour, Mandelson and the EU Postal Directives for allowing another bit of our heritage to be fraudulently sold to Establishment shysters.

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  31. 62
    Lynton Crosby says:

    Maria Miller is not above the law! David Cameron needs to listen to public opinion. We do not want to draw a line under it!

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  32. 68
    Fed up Joe Public & all voting UKIP ORG says:

    Rest assured the soon to be former Culture Minister is going to have her
    collar felt by the Old Bill as there will be a case to answer. Then UKIP’s Peoples
    Army will remove her from the corrupt rotten House of Crooks along with
    many many other MPs who will suffer the same fate at the G.E.
    The days of them being “On the Fiddle” with impunity & treating all the Electors
    with utter contemp are fast coming to an end for all of the ConsLieLaborLebDims
    Oligarchs who have proved yet again they just don’t get it !!

    But they will get it as UKIP’s Peoples Army sweeps this corrupt cesspit of fithy
    stinking excrement out of there cossetted luxury lifestyle & all paid for by the
    long suffering Tax Payers who will make it happen PDQ !!

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  33. 70
    At Last says:

    Next. Chinese vessel discovers Mad***** McC***

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  34. 71
    Minister of culture sport and mediocraty says:

    I admire other peoples cultures,especially the corrupt banana republic one’s.

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  35. 72
    Ladies of the night says:

    Been a while since I’ve partaken of the services of a lady of the night. Is £150 still the average rate? I don’t like East Europeans though, and last time I browsed the market it was dominated by identikit Eurotrash.

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  36. 76
    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:

    DID YOU KNOW THAT THE NASTY TORIES HAVE BLOCKED OUR PLANS FOR THE FOLLOWING ?

    New sales taxes.
    New parking taxes.
    Higher council taxes on single people.
    New hotel taxes.
    New bin taxes.
    Council tax on students.
    Conservatory taxes.
    Higher council tax bands.
    Higher parking fines.

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  37. 77
    Tasteless says:

    I notice Doreen Lawrence is appearing in Marks & Spencer’s current print advertising campaign. Whilst I sympathise with her over the loss of her son, I do find this decision by her rather tasteless. Is she not aware of the fact that the only reason she’s been hired is because of her high profile, and the only reason she’s got a high profile is because of her long campaign for justice over her son’s murder? In effect, she wouldn’t be getting paid for these ads if it wasn’t for the death of her son. That would give most people pause for thought.

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    • 85
      Ah! agree says:

      Said similar to Mrs. Ah! yesterday

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    • 96
      I'm not racist I just don't belong to the Hive Mind says:

      M&S like the Conservatives appear to have turned their back on the only folk who buy their boring stuff.
      Not that traditional M&S shoppers are racists or anyone else who is basically fed up with the Lawrence case which has dragged on for 20 years.
      People understandably look at all the hundreds of other murders which have happened, some unsolved or in the case of the Omagh bombing,gone unpunished and say,
      “Why is Stephen Lawrence so special?”

      Like

      • 126
        Martin mcgarfunkel says:

        I’m getting an invite to have tea with the Queen, and I have questions to answer over he slaughter in Claudy

        Like

        • 175
          broderick crawford says:

          Yes talking if peopke who buy normal boring stuff from M&s :

          Can anybody tell this bore why he cannot obtsin decent Y fronts or thermal socks or chunky durable lambswool sweaters there any more ?

          Ever since St Michael rose to that great emporium in the sky the place has fallen apart.

          Like

      • 178
        jgm2 says:

        So ‘special’ that they did away with double jeopardy. Eight hundred fucking years we had that in place to stop a vengeful state trying and retrying people for the same ‘crime’ in order to tie them up and deplete their wealth.

        There must be any number of people murdered in that 800 years whose murderer walked due to insufficient evidence but this guy was the most special of them all.

        It’s rat-shit. A fucking disgrace.

        Like

    • 102
      Saint Doreen says:

      My glorious career goes from strength to strength!

      Like

      • 131
        Ben Kinsella says:

        How about fighting for some sort of investigation into my death. Only kidding, I know I’m the wrong type of victim of the wrong type of killers.

        Like

  38. 78
    Direct Democracy says:

    There needs to be a final solution for crooked politicians of all hues.

    Like

    • 82
      Hang 'em High - REALLY HIGH!! (own piano wire supplied) says:

      I offer my services – gratis

      Like

    • 89
      Hitler says:

      My T4 program would have solved about 90% of them.

      Like

      • 117
        albacore says:

        So, how many folks is it that you know
        Voted to see our independence go
        Or for unlimited immigration
        And their grandkids on a reservation
        With England an impotent satellite
        Dictated to by European shite
        With full, one hundred per cent connivance
        By “our” Parliamentary contrivance?
        Might it be democracy is so bent
        The answer to that is zero per cent?

        Like

  39. 81
    Maria Miller Conservative MP for Basingstoke. Secretary of State for Culture, Media and Sport and M says:

    Crime Does Pay!

    Like

  40. 84
    Ah! Confucius says:

    “If the people be led by laws, and uniformity sought to be given them by punishments, they will try to avoid the punishment, but have no sense of shame. If they be led by virtue, and uniformity sought to be given them by the rules of propriety, they will have the sense of the shame, and moreover will become good.”

    Like

  41. 86
    • 103
      A divorce lawyer says:

      So if I have got this right members of the Tory Party are going around arranging parties and sticking their cocks up one anothers’ bottoms and passing on the costs to the taxpayer as “expenses” .

      The Speaker of the House is now involved trying to diffuse the situation.

      If I am wrong in my interpretation of this story from the usually reliable Mail then please correct me.

      Like

  42. 90
    Back-Bottom Watch says:

    Maria is OK!

    Like

  43. 91
    Flying over the Westminster Village says:

    So Ian Duncan Smith is now going around making out that their is a connection between gay sex and Maria Miller stealing our money.

    This is nonsense.

    The pair of them should be for the high jump this week.

    Like

    • 99
      Missing The Point says:

      To be fair to IDS, he was saying that the Tory Party faithful are pissed off about Maria Miller, AND bumsex marrriage, which is true. Whether he defends both, one or the other, or neither is not the point.

      Like

    • 100
      Gay Reward says:

      Of course there is. She was 100% anti Homosexual marriage, then her misdemeanours came to light, she then became minister for Homosexual marriage and 100% for it and all her expenses sins were immef forgiven by the LibLabCon.

      Like

    • 112
      The Gay Mafia's Man says:

      She had a complete about face on same sex marriage when her expenses scam was discovered, she then took the Homo bill through parliament, the all party committee on expenses then overrode the civil servant and reduced her fine to peanuts.

      Like

      • 181
        UKIP or bust says:

        If you fine people penuts you get monkeys.

        Like

        • 375
          I am still I D Smith says:

          If I joined UKIP as leader I will forgo my peerage. Then I may still be sacked for incompetence at the DWP. Lets not talk about being idiot over IRAQ.

          Like

  44. 95
    Don't walk Away...David Miliband says:

    Like

    • 104
      Bullet dodging bastard of the Labour party which sent hundreds of the working class to die says:

      So David are you going to live there?

      Like

    • 110
      F##k the LibLabCon says:

      Well then how about you don a uniform grab yourself a gun and backpack and get that weasely arse of yours over there David.

      Like

    • 121
      Lord and Lady Establishment-Stooge of Brussels says:

      Is that wally still hanging around waiting for his brother to fail ?

      Like

    • 158
      The Indian Ocean Water Board says:

      Tell, what exactly is it you don’t want us to know about rendition?

      Like

    • 385
      UN Weapons Inspector says:

      Torture them, bomb them

      And then “save them”

      You are a war criiminal and hypocritical neocon scum

      And I see Colin Powell, who invented the WMD is on your Board at IRC FFS

      Could not make it up

      Like

  45. 97
    David Cameron says:

    I give a cast iron guarantee to give a cast iron guarantee.

    Like

    • 135
      Casual Observer 2 says:

      Cast iron’s no good under tension. It just snaps. It fails completely and instantaneously, like the weak lying bumsexing bastard Camoron.

      Like

  46. 105
    Ah! It must be Sunday says:

    Polititians ‘leave your tie off’ day.

    They even need advisors to tell them this, FFS

    Like

  47. 113
    Long John Silver' s parrot says:

    We will never get the truth about this Miller fiddle.

    We are still waiting for the full SP about what it was Fox and Werrity were up to.

    Like

  48. 114
    Iain Duncan Smith says:

    Saw the wife at the bank today, not good news.

    I was hoping she’d wash further downriver.

    Like

  49. 116
    TORY PERVERTS says:

    The Tory Minister, a vicious feud and the gay sex party… paid for by you: Westminster braced for new sleaze scandal as Speaker plans emergency talks to defuse crisis

    A Tory official allegedly hosted a gay sex orgy while at party conference
    The romp, organised through smartphone app Grindr, is supposed to have taken place in a £2,500-a-night hotel paid for by taxpayers

    The same official has been linked to bullying staff and being drunk on duty
    The £70,000 a year official is said to be in a long-running feud with a Minister
    Speaker John Bercow is holding emergency meetings to try and defuse tensions in Westminster and avoid another scandal
    Neither the official nor the Minister can be named for legal reasons

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2597902/The-Tory-Minister-vicious-feud-gay-sex-party-paid-Westminster-braced-new-sleaze-scandal-Speaker-plans-emergency-talks-defuse-crisis.html

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    • 140
      albacore says:

      Whatever you do, Speaker, please keep this shtum
      Remember that defence of the holy bum
      Now, thanks to Dave, in matrimonial bliss
      Must not be subjected to taking the piss

      Like

  50. 118
    A man from Sky News says:

    From Coulson to Fox, from Mitchell to Miller, Dave is perhaps not the best judge of character.

    Then there is his negotiating style.

    Friendless in Europe.

    Dropped himself and Barry in it big time over Syria.

    Left himself open to be called as a witness under Leveson when he was responsible for calling the Inquiry after he said we weren’t having one.

    Etc, etc, etc……………………………………………

    Like

  51. 119
    Gynocologist says:

    you know how an aircraft black box sends out a ‘ping’ so you can find it?
    Well Diana Abbotts sends out a ‘pong’.

    Like

    • 174
      UKIP or bust says:

      Did you get a wiff of her waff then?

      Like

      • 197
        A viewer says:

        The Hippo was flipping here eyelashes seductively(?) on the Sky papers review today, along with some fat right wing slag who agreed that Maria was a lovely person and should be left alone to enjoy her ill gotten gains.

        Like

    • 269
      Jack D says:

      Santiago had a huge black box.

      Like

    • 374
      CIA says:

      The presense of Diana Abbott jams our surveillence kit to a distance of ten miles. We think it is effecting the whole UK internet system. Speeds are down to a tenth of expectations.

      Like

      • 386
        Suppress NSA/GCHQ says:

        Make Dianne demonstrate permanently outside US Embassy

        It will block NSA for good

        And place Pickles in front of GCHQ to give us some privacy

        Like

  52. 120
    Centre Parting says:

    If they had to pay back any property profit, would the taxpayer have to subsidise any loss?
    Just pay them a fixed amount that is on the low side they they can do what they want within their means.
    Forget the constituency distance from Westminster as we all know once you get out of the south east everything gets cheaper.

    Like

  53. 123
    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:

    A little list of LibDem tax proposals, blocked by Eric Pickles:-

    New sales taxes.
    New parking taxes.
    Higher council taxes on single people.
    New hotel taxes.
    New bin taxes.
    Council tax on students.
    Conservatory taxes.
    Higher council tax bands.
    Higher parking fines.

    Like

    • 144
      Just Passing By says:

      Thank you.

      Now that should be in BANNER HEADLINES every day!

      Like

    • 161
      Londoner says:

      But what have you done about the bent elections, corruption, impunity, waste and mismangament in local authorities other than Tower Hamlets?

      Like

      • 177
        Diane Fatbott says:

        Like

        • 198
          A viewer says:

          Takes one to catch one etc…

          PwC has reputable offices located all over the world. If the UK CEO has any sense he will get a team in from elsewhere (preferably a majority white-peopled non-muzzy country) to do this investigation. New Zealand or some of Madame Le Pen’s people would do nicely.

          Like

        • 227
          Everyone else in local government says:

          Thanks Eric. Keep on doing nothing.

          Like

  54. 125
    nigels parachute says:

    I wonder if maria is having an enjoyable weekend

    Like

    • 150
      DAVE (Bum Sex for Me) Cameron says:

      With a million and £35.000 in her back pocket + the hundreds of thousands it must have cost the PSC, over 14 months just to get back a megre £5,000
      She won’t be on Bread and Dripping just yet

      Hang the thieving cow !

      Like

  55. 127
    One cigar and one banana. says:

    Like

  56. 128
    The straight sorta tnuc that he is2) says:

    ‘Tony Blair knew in detail about the CIA’s secret kidnap and interrogation programme after the September 11 attacks and was kept informed “every step of the way” by MI6, a security source has told The Telegraph.’

    Like

    • 162
      David Miliband, Jack Straw and Baroness Scotland says:

      This comes as a complete surprise

      Like

      • 273
        JackStraw, duplicituos bore, rotten to the core, and one of the biggest stnuC ever says:

        Time for one of my depressions.
        Feel sorry for me people.

        Like

    • 199
      A Spanish waiter says:

      MI6 should have kept their big mouths shut.

      “Ah know narthink”. Silence is golden…..

      Like

    • 388
      Director of MI6 says:

      I can officially announce that we will not be blamed for the war crimes of Blair and his gangsters

      We will also tell the truth about the “intelligence” that Blair, Straw and Campbell invented especially if Cameron suppresses the Chilcot Report

      Count on us, we are patriots

      Like

      • 454
        Fred the pensioner says:

        OK, we’ll give you until the end of this month – otherwise we will then be confirmed in our suspicions that your lot are nothing but a bunch of fucking traitorous lying shitbags. Do I make myself clear?

        Like

  57. 129
    Ah! true says:

    Miller. ” It’s a witch hunt”

    Like

  58. 136
    Iain Duncan Smith says:

    My wife’s competing in the Miss International Queen beauty pageant, in Thailand.

    That’s my boy.

    Like

  59. 142
    David Cameron says:

    I’m a low tax conservative..boom boom! It’s the way I tell ‘em..

    Like

  60. 143
    Maria Miller Conservative MP for Basingstoke. Secretary of State for Culture, Media and Sport and M says:

    Should be good for a laugh!

    Iain Duncan-Smith enters Maria Miller row http://tgr.ph/1fR8na2

    Like

    • 176
      Fishy says:

      No he’s not. He was asked a question by Marr.

      Like

      • 325
        Lord and Lady Establishment-Stooge of Brussels says:

        The Marr Show.
        A millionaire liberal socialist, Toynbee, questioning another millionaire liberal socialist, IDS, while being hosted by another millionaire liberal socialist, Marr.
        It’s the unique way the poor fund the rich.

        Like

        • 373
          UKIP or bust says:

          While the producers sat in a room sniffing clam chowder, and booking a table at a restaurant that I’ve never heard of and couldn’t afford even if I had (all on telly tax payers money).

          Like

  61. 146
    Prime Minister"The Dunce Of Downing Street" Cameron says:

    I’ve just seen a tap running. Should I tell the Police?

    Like

  62. 166
    David Mellor says:

    David Cameron should ‘take consideration’ of calls to give Maria Miller ” the fuck off tablet”.

    Like

  63. 167
    Rt. Hon. Field Marshal Iain Dunning Kruger M.P. says:

    Leave Maria alone. If we start firing ministers for fibbing where will it end?

    Like

  64. 182
    jgm2 says:

    For what it’s worth jgm2 enterprises ltd yesterday received a letter from 10 Downing Street telling me what a great job the British people had done weathering the ‘crisis’ and how he was going to give me a £2000 cut in my NI bill.

    That’s jolly decent of him but it did rather smack of using HMRC’s database to send out a party political statement (although ‘Conservative’ or ‘Tory’ was nowhere mentioned).

    I can’t help thinking it’s a subliminal Tory Party Political Broadcast using HMRC’s database and HMRC stamps.

    I’m not sure how that squares away with the Data Protection Act but if I were Labour I’d be asking questions. Even the Imbecile hadn’t the audacity to do that.

    Like

    • 246
      Small Business says:

      Still, the two grand will come in handy. Even if he is really just pretending he’s giving me my own money.

      Like

  65. 184
    Maria Miller Conservative MP for Basingstoke. Secretary of State for Culture, Media and Sport and M says:

    Remember a time before jagerbombs? Those were the days!

    Like

  66. 186
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Dave bursts into song ♪♪♪♪

    Like

  67. 187
    nigels parachute says:

    Maria seems to be quite disliked on this board

    Like

  68. 189
    nigels parachute says:

    She probably wants to resign but will dave let her?

    Dave is damaged but he is even more damaged if she goes

    Like

    • 194
      They're laughing at us plebs says:

      If Dave let her go he would be doing his Conservatives a favour at least he could turn around and say to the Libcrap and Lieboursh1ts at least, we get rid of the corrupt thieving bstards while you just hide them away for a few months and the let them loose to thieve again.

      Like

      • 209
        nigels parachute says:

        It just looks like he’s been forced into getting rid of her at this stage in the game though

        His window of opportunity to get out of this relatively undamaged has long gone

        Like

        • 225
          Village Idiot says:

          …He blew a golden opportunity to show that he will not tolerate even a wiff of scandal,let alone an enormous potential crime of this scale,but,he cannot see it and it is a misjudgement of epic proportions…I want politicians I can feel I can trust,not people like this!…..
          …..(it is still a bit of the stench from the years of terror)

          Like

          • MAD says:

            This man has his finger on a nuclear button (OK, only if Obama lets him). How can such a ditherer pose a credible deterrent on behalf of this nation?

            Like

          • Lord and Lady Establishment-Stooge of Brussels says:

            Cameron is no deterrent to the hundreds of thousands of skint foreigners that are rushing to live here.

            Like

  69. 190
    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

    Wish I’d learnt how to do that.

    Like

    • 192
      Long John Silver' s parrot says:

      You are cutting our taxes ?

      Oh thank you so much !

      You are very kind.

      Like

      • 212
        Whose hands? says:

        Those are a woman’s hands

        Like

        • 228
          Wally Scott says:

          And that kind man has even said that if we vote to stay in the Union he will let us Scots set some of our own taxes.

          The man is all heart.

          Like

    • 411
      Lord and Lady Establishment-Stooge of Brussels says:

      Cheers pal.
      Every taxpayer now owes £60,000 to repay Establishment debt.

      Like

  70. 193
    nigels parachute says:

    Its knowing that loathsome creatures like miss miller are suffering a little crisis in their lives that gives me a glimmer of happiness in mine

    Like

    • 196
      They're laughing at us plebs says:

      Problem is she is suffering a little crises all the way to her bank.

      Like

  71. 200
    Questions of our time says:

    Did ParliOut, the L-G-B-T organization set up by the recently departed (and Evans witness) I’ain C’orby in any way hinder the allegations which were reported previously about E’vans being reported to the police ?

    Like

  72. 210
    nigels parachute says:

    Are stonewall rallying behind miller as thanks for her delivering them gay marriage?

    Like

  73. 213
    Dodgy D. Laws says:

    THERE ARE LIES, DAMNED LIES AND LIBDEM WHOPPERS.

    Like

  74. 214
  75. 215
    Trolly Dash says:

    Watching a Tesco car park is more interesting than F1 these days.

    Like

  76. 216
    nigels parachute says:

    I will donate 1 penny to charity for every hour that passes and miss miller has not resigned

    I can spare a quid

    Like

  77. 222
    nell says:

    so how long is dave cameron going to prolong his own agony and keep damaging the tory part before he sacks maria miller? of course if she had any decency she’d have resigned .

    Like

    • 224
      Fat Mick says:

      She’ll go tomorrow – and I wonder if she’ll claim her severance payment? That will cause another stink.

      Like

      • 414
        Lord and Lady Establishment-Stooge of Brussels says:

        Of course she will. A welfare scrounger that re-mortgages twice to increase her thievery won’t flinch at £30,000 severance pay.
        It’s her entitlement.

        Like

  78. 223
    Matt Finish says:

    The Commons Standard Committee did not back their own commissioner’s findings over the Miller affair, they are not fit for purpose and I was flabbergasted to learn that Tory MP Chris Chope is a member of that committee………..Chope is the man who opposed the minimum wage on grounds that “it deprived housewives the right to earn £1.00 an hour pin-money”. He also described commons staff as ‘servants’ when wasting commons time blabbering about what a good meal and service he had in the Commons restaurant and he would be re-elected as an MP if he were in a coma.

    This is what we have come to

    Like

  79. 226
    Grant"The Cheeky Chappie" Shapps says:

    Mark Menzies Molests Migrants, Maria Miller Misappropriates Money. Cameron must be sick of M&Ms. Sack them both, dishface.

    Like

  80. 230
    David Cameron's P45 says:

    Good Riddance.

    Like

    • 245
      They're laughing at us plebs says:

      Didn’t think we would be back to the beginning name calling after 13 years of Bliar and Brown name calling, Camoron is not a Conservative, he is right, he is the true heir to Bliar , 17 years of watching this lovely country go down to third world status, shame on all you so called politicians, you should be ashamed of what you have done in the name of the people of this country.

      Like

      • 370
        Lord and Lady Establishment-Stooge of Brussels says:

        Shame on any patriotic Briton that votes for the Conservatives, Labour or LibDems.

        Like

  81. 231
    How odd! says:

    There appears to be more Americans than Englishmen in the varsity boat race.

    Like

    • 234
      BNY Mellon says:

      …and it seems like they might be finishing in the dark this year!

      Like

      • 238
        Wab says:

        Anyone checked that Aussie twat’s whereabouts today?

        Like

        • 242
          T May says:

          Wasn’t there some plan to deport him?

          Like

          • Bizarre says:

            One of the Yanks tried to dive out of the Cambridge boat halfway through the race but forget his shoes were riveted to the boat.

            Like

          • University Challenger says:

            The reason there are more Yanks is because only rich Americans can afford to send their sprogs to Oxford these days. Pr*ces are way beyond the means of the average indigenous serf these days.

            Like

    • 299
      See what I did there ? says:

      If the Yanks are involved we can expect some ‘Blue on Blue’ incidents.

      Like

  82. 239
    Isaac Hunt says:

    Ed Balls is the Tories best recruitment sergeant. David Cameron is UKIPs.

    Like

    • 251
      Fed up Joe Public & all voting UKIP ORG says:

      Some chap called Nigel fully agrees with this very helpful & informative statement !!

      Like

      • 268
        N.Ferage@loonytunesUKIP.org says:

        Please send all donations to:
        N Ferage Educational Trust, 25463900, Isle of Mann, and I’ll see they are put to very good use!

        Don’t forget… No Mann is an island, unless it’s tax effecient!

        Toodle pip!

        Like

        • 289
          Enquirer says:

          Is that the best you can come with, Lynton? The mould is set, the die is cast, you’re wasting your time. Go back to Wolangula base.

          Like

        • 456
          Fred the (ejerkatid) pensioner says:

          Stupid twunt doesn’t know how to spell the Isle of Man correctly either.
          He/she must be either (a) a foreigner who knows no better; or (b) a victim of Shirley’s ejikashun policies.

          Like

  83. 241
    Wab says:

    When John culshaw shoehorns his impressions into an interview, does anyone, anyone at all, laugh?

    Like

  84. 249
    Isaac Hunt says:

    Like

    • 253
      Honest Solly your local bookie & all voting UKIP ORG says:

      Odds for the impending Basingstoke by-election

      UKIP 5/4 on

      Labour 200/1

      LebDims 250/1

      Greens 500/1

      Monster Raving Looney Party 550/1

      conservatives 4500/1

      Like

  85. 252
    Banana Republic Britain says:

    Like

    • 332
      Green tramp says:

      Fuck Lucas too. She should be on trial.

      Like

    • 352
      An M T vessel says:

      Peaceful? You call all that noise she made, peace?

      Like

      • 365
        Lord and Lady Establishment-Stooge of Brussels says:

        Lucas encouraged her own arrest and travelled miles to make it happen. Lucas is racist against patriotic English people. Lucas does nothing to protect Britons from FGM and religious slaughter of our food.
        She’s a bigoted liberal socialist retard.

        Like

  86. 255
    Bogof Maria says:

    Portsmouth South is going to be interesting. Labour working hard and getting excellent results on the doorstep, Lib-Dems in meltdown over the Hancock scandal and their own disastrous management of the city, Tories cut in half by UKIP. Any result is now possible.

    Like

  87. 257
    Message to IDS says:

    Like

    • 260
      The Public says:

      If the government don’t like the public complaining about the thievery of their fellow ministers, they should ALL resign and let us elect MPs who will be honest and respect us and our tax money.

      Like

    • 368
      Chilcott is after the fools says:

      Crimes against IRAQ Duncan-Smith

      Like

  88. 259
    nell says:

    personally I don’t know how cameron can sleep at night after all the truly awful things he’s done and the terrible lies he’s told

    Like

    • 262
      Anonymous says:

      That bastard doesn’t sleep, he goes into his garage to have his chest plate removed temporarily and a new set of batteries installed, and his latest program update to
      ‘Elite Maintenance 666.101′ (Blair Robotics Co. Ltd.)

      Like

    • 263
      Dave says:

      Chillax

      Like

    • 267
      Anonymous says:

      Dave counts extra bedrooms to go to sleep

      Like

      • 335
        A cheeky scouser says:

        Lets be perfectly clear about his shall we.

        Dave and his missus are absolutely loaded.

        With or without wage slips he has got it made.

        Like

  89. 266
    Justin Poofyboots poses as a copper. says:

    Would Jezza like a truncheon rammed up his bottom?

    Like

  90. 272
    Bloomers in rain-soaked Bongo Bongo Land says:

    Like

  91. 276
    Paw on the pulse of popular opinion says:

    Like

  92. 278
    ʍȫʊʂʂȁ ҞϴџṦṦậ says:

    Cameron knows the game is up, for him and his party. He’ll just coast towards the election, knowing his future career is safe despite being a useless bellend.

    Proof positive that there is no justice in the world any more.

    Like

    • 279
      N.Ferage@loonytunesUKIP.org says:

      I know! And do you know, I on,y get my bin emptied once every fortnight! Is there no god!!!!!

      Like

      • 282
        Dodgy D. Laws says:

        Like

        • 382
          Vlad the Loudhailer says:

          Can you get the charges back on expenses if your lodger puts out your bins or do you have to do it?

          Like

        • 398
          Anon says:

          Mr Laws,

          Please Fuck off, and then fuck off.

          Like

        • 420
          Sue if you disagree says:

          Why hasn’t this twat been tarred and feathered yet – along with the rest of the thieving, anti-British scum who pretend to represent us in Westminster?

          Like

        • 452
          DAVE (Bum Sex for Me) Cameron says:

          Oh and there’s me thinking thats what my fucking council tax was for
          Still paying your boyfriend £40,000 a year to rent his hole ?

          Like

      • 357
        Lord and Lady Establishment-Stooge of Brussels says:

        If you live in the right streets in Conservative Kensington, you get your bins emptied twice a week not twice a month.

        Like

        • 394
          Anonymous says:

          If you live in the wrong bits of Labour Glasgow you get your bins taken out and replaced by Council workmen because the Council knows that if they didn’t the common stairs would disappear under rubbish. There is none of the separate bins for recyclables bollocks either for obvious reasons.

          Like

          • Lord and Lady Establishment-Stooge of Brussels says:

            I agree, both Conservatives and Labour only look after their own.
            Vote UKIP

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    • 287
      Justice is not to far away says:

      Wouldn’t feel put out mousey, your lot are next to get some public attention and the public get justice done instead of just a shrug of the shoulders and told to go and eff off.

      Like

      • 350
        ʍȫʊʂʂȁ ҞϴџṦṦậ says:

        Not as much as Cameron’s lot, according to the Mail.
        And the LB story will break shortly.

        Like

    • 356
      Toni Blair pimping in Tel Aviv says:

      Dave’s future revenue of £5 million per annum is guaranteed

      As long as he follows instructions and leaves banksters and oligarchs alone

      Like

      • 412
        Analyst says:

        Banksters are the biggest benefits thieves in history

        Bailed out by us to the tune of hundreds of billions

        After they had ripped off everyone and take their billions in bonuses

        Like

  93. 280
    Owen Jokes says:

    Like

    • 297
      A Reader says:

      That photo nearly ruined my day.

      Like

      • 301
        Bus-Pass Elvis Party, Militant Elvis Anti-Tesco Popular Front, Elvis Defence League, Elvis Turns Gre says:

        Hear ! Hear !

        Like

        • 458
          University Challenger says:

          Looking at that little weed, it is no wonder there are lots of broad shouldered hunky Yanks** in the boat race.

          **Owen’s little day dream!

          Like

      • 305
        OwenDaTaxpayer@lieboreapologist.org says:

        Oh….! I’m a smugfacedHunt
        And I’m OK
        I winge all night and protestallday!

        Like

      • 339
        Bramhall School Headmaster says:

        Still wearing your School Jumper. Well done boy. Next time remember to dress properly by removing your perjarmer top and putting on a shirt and tie.

        Like

        • 343
          Gok Wan says:

          It’s cashmire. Nothing but the best for the vanguard of the socialist revolution.

          Like

        • 459
          A curved banana in a P E R J A R M E R says:

          Mr Headmaster – your exquisite spelling represents all that has gone wrong with our education systems over the past 50 years or so. How on earth did you manage to climb so high up the tree?

          Like

    • 302
      Crimewatch says:

      Where did he nick the pants from?

      Like

    • 329
      Owen's Mum says:

      Owen, stop playing pocket billiards!

      Like

  94. 283
    • 290
      Hey, your talking about our future lord and masters says:

      Fairs fair, you get up before dawn to have breakfast and it has to last until dusk , thenl you can eat yourself sick, it tires you out going all daylight without any food, being a member of the religion of peace is hard work.

      Like

      • 460
        A curved Arabian banana in a lamb kebab says:

        Why all this nonsense? There are no changes made in mozzy countries just because it is the fasting month. As the man said – a little [what these idiots think of as] knowledge goes a long way to getting things totally arse about face.

        Like

    • 292
      Patriot says:

      This must not be allowed to happen.

      Like

      • 307
        Dawkins is a liberal apologist says:

        F@ck em. Our imaginary friend is better than their imaginary friend.

        BTW… Did GOD also create the Neanderthals?

        Was he pissed?

        Like

  95. 284
    E w a says:

    “Better to be a pinprick.
    to ‘the great’

    Than ane, who
    Expects

    Rewards
    From ‘great’

    ‘Slave’ estates’?

    Like

  96. 286
    Maria Miller Conservative MP for Basingstoke. Secretary of State for Culture, Media and Sport and M says:

    ‘You can hold a lot of things with your bum crack can’t you’

    Like

  97. 291
    Abu Qatada says:

    As a tax payer, I want my stolen money back from Maria Miller. Will you help me recover it? If not, then sack her!

    Like

    • 309
      Mars Attacks says:

      As a spoon fed consumer, I want my stolen money back from the big energy companies who continue to 4rse f^ck me like a thai whore, and it is a lot more in my individual pocket than that silly coo has “appropraited.

      Does anyone here understand the idea of proportion, or is it just the old knee jerk?
      (Or Nige, as he’s known at The Dog and Education Trust)

      Like

  98. 296
    Prime Minister"The Dunce Of Downing Street" Cameron says:

    What goes in and out, and smells of wee? an old age pensioner doing the Oki Coki

    Like

  99. 300
    Craig Oliver says:

    Mark Menzies Tory MP paid illegal immigrant, teenage rent boy £250 an hour for sex over 18 months.
    O! The expense!

    http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/tory-mps-rent-boy-lover-3380331

    Like

  100. 308
  101. 310
    Questions of our time says:

    Has there ever been a film made involving Ninja’s on Parachutes as a central plot device ?

    Like

  102. 320
    Anonymous says:

    Like

  103. 324
    Maria says:

    Racking hell, give a girl a break won’t you. It’s only a few quid, how much do you think Qatada cost you or the Bongo land brib, sorry, donation.

    Like

    • 326
      The Public says:

      No.

      Now fuck off.

      Like

    • 327
      local wind says:

      you’re a gonna camelchops

      Like

    • 331
      Margaret Dodge says:

      I’m backing Maria. This is only a tiny, tiny amount of money.

      Like

      • 341
        A Ship's Lawyer says:

        Yes, but it is our money and it was found in her pocket.

        Like

        • 360
          she must be sacked and prosecuted says:

          Why did she grudgingly apologise to other MP’s when it was
          our bloody money she stole?

          Like

          • nell says:

            That wasn’t a grudging apology. That was a 32 second display of arrogant self-entitilement and utter utter contempt for us the taxpayer whose money she stole and for parliament who she has just dragged back into their troughing mire!

            Like

          • We Want A General Election Now says:

            But Parliament didn’t see it that way. Parliament rallied round this brazen thief and pretended that all was acceptable and above board.

            The total lack of protest at the time at her pantomime apology in the House of Commons condemns the institution as approving of and complicit in her wickedness.

            Like

          • Cromwell says:

            Like

  104. 328
    Posted by Maria, diversionary taxtic says:

    The Tory Minister, a vicious feud and the gay sex party… paid for by you: Westminster braced for new sleaze scandal as Speaker plans emergency talks to defuse crisis…..DM

    Like

    • 330
      Posted by Maria' s previous best friends forever says:

      We never asked for gay marriage, generally it doesn’t fit our proclivities. You only live once after all. Must run…xx

      Like

    • 461
      Shh! Don't tell the plebs... says:

      Is this why Sky (in the shape of Lucretia Borgia or whatever her name is) studiously avoided the DM’s front page when opening the press review today?

      Like

  105. 333
    Lost in Clacton says:

    The people of Basingstoke are responsible for all of this.

    Can we impose sanctions ?

    Like

    • 338
      A great big mess says:

      This is a crisis brought about by Cameron’s weakness.

      All he had to do was ask her to resign.

      The flack would then have been on the Police to act.

      Instead Westminster is ablaze, UKIP despite their lack of gravitas are on the up just before serious EU Elections , and there appears to be a major story breaking over homosexuals abusing the taxpayer.

      Like

      • 348
        Lord and Lady Establishment-Stooge of Brussels says:

        Ask her ?
        She re-mortgaged twice to increase her welfare sponging.
        Call a by-election and let the people of Basingstoke decide.

        Like

    • 442
      Ah! says:

      Crime ‘ere!

      Like

  106. 336
    Speaking of those who need to resign says:

    “Now that Duncan-Smith is talking publicly about Maria Miller perhaps he would find it easier to get out of politics with someone else”, says Chilcott.

    Like

    • 340
      Posted by Maria' s previous best friends forever says:

      We think we are worth more than the dismissive”gay marriage stuff’ that IDs uttered on Marr. This must be against our human rites, bitch.

      Like

  107. 344
    a voter says:

    The longer Miller remains,the more Tory voters will
    defect to UKIP. Cameron’s inaction and dismissal of
    our anger over MP’s continued corruption is signing
    this Government’s death warrent.

    Like

  108. 346
    Samantha (isn't that a sexy name?) says:

    Just how does Dave sleep at night? Quite comfortably, on pillows stuffed with fifty pound notes.

    Like

  109. 347
    C O (Ξ7n) says:

    Looks like R’ussia is starting to make its move on East U’kraine today.

    Lots of pro-R’ussian ‘irregulars’ storming government buildings in the cities, police just letting them get on with it…

    Like

    • 351
      Lord and Lady Establishment-Stooge of Brussels says:

      Are the EU and the USA still making their move on West Ukraine today ??

      Like

    • 366
      Ukrainian oligarch in London says:

      We have taken over all the centres of power in Ukraine

      We will continue to pillage the country while European taxpayers pay for our theft

      Thank you for your stupidity and the immunity you have given us

      Like

  110. 349
    Patriot says:

    Cameron’s government is full of greedy, self-serving, lying ministers, who are only interested in looking after themselves and their mates. This vile government has the longest list of evils to answer for, than any government ever has. Anyone who votes for a continuation of this in 2015 is a traitor to this country.

    Like

    • 355
      power corrupts says:

      Labour and the Lib Dems are equally as untrustworthy and corrupt.
      None of them appear to give a shit about those they are supposed to
      represent and have learned absolutely nothing from previous sex or
      money scandals

      Like

  111. 354
    Mrs Duffy from Rochdale says:

    It seems that if you seek justice these days you are accused of going on a witch hunt.

    Like

    • 363
      Judge Dreadful says:

      If the Tory cabinet doesn’t want a witch-hunt, they should use the traditionally accepted means of resolving these issues legally: a trial by judge and jury.

      They offer the public 31 seconds of impunity – the public offers its total contempt in exchange

      Like

  112. 364
    SCALLY says:

    I hereby apologise unreservedly for throwing rotten tomatoes at HM Sec of State for Culture, Media & Sport tomorrow afternoon from the upper deck of the 24 bus contrary to section 5 of the public order act.
    And trust that this my forced mealy mouth ‘Miller apology’ be sufficient to close the matter for good

    Like

  113. 371
    Anon says:

    Well Dave?
    “greenest government ever”
    “we’re all in it together”
    “we will clean up government”

    Nah – but a good start would be to get the police in to investigate Miller, and then your lobbying mates, Oh and Mr. Green (alias Grant Shapps).

    Like

  114. 379
    nell says:

    has she not resigned yet? talk about a brassneck!

    Like

    • 392
      Brassneck says:

      Do you mind!!!

      Like

    • 401
      One Term Dave says:

      But but but she’s a woman nell!

      Like

      • 413
        nell says:

        Yes indeed so was margaretmoran – it doesn’t stop them being dishonest.

        In truth man or woman is irrelevant. It is simply in this life that there are honest people and dishonest people. We are just unfortunate to have so many dishonest people concentrated in parliament.

        Like

        • 424
          Anon says:

          True. I never believed a word of that ‘I’m just a little woman who signs things’ guff that Jowell spouted when she and her mafioso husband came under scrutiny for mortgaging their taxpayer subsidized home three times.

          Like

  115. 384
    C O (Ξ7n) says:

    In case anyone gets news from finnbay.com about F’inland, be aware that F’inland’s Foreign Ministry is currently investigating it as it seems to be controlled by R’ussia.

    Many Western news agencies (particularly US) have been using this site as source.

    Would be wise to consider this particular source as hostile until F’inlands Foreign Ministry can confirm its status.

    http://www.migranttales.net/why-is-the-finnish-foreign-ministry-so-jumpy-about-finnbays-coverage-of-the-crisis-in-the-ukraine/

    This is a good example of how dezinformatsiya could be introduced into Western news wires, other than by using compromised reporters.

    Like

    • 396
      Director of MI6 says:

      Be careful that the Red under your Bed does not bite your bollocks while you are asleep tonight, sunshine

      Like

      • 406
        Owen Jones says:

        If only!

        Like

      • 437
        C O (Ξ7n) says:

        Frankly, had noticed Finnbay’s coverage of U’kraine had been a bit weird lately, and a number of stories seemed at odds with the Finnish language output.

        Best to wait for the F’inn’s to figure it out. The planting of false stories / narratives in adversaries media is a standard part of information warfare, so this news is not really unexpected. Worth knowing which are under suspicion to avoid the Reds under the Bed syndrome.

        Like

        • 463
          Shh! Don't tell the plebs... says:

          There is a very simple solution to reds under the bed – cut the legs off the bed so there will be no room for them to hide.

          That will be 50 guineas please in unmarked fivers.

          Like

  116. 391
    Shrien Doolally says:

    :cry:

    Like

  117. 397
    Anon. says:

    Like

  118. 399
    Benny Hill says:

    Is Maria c o m m o n p u r p o s e? This has the stench of “jobs for the girls” all over it.

    Like

  119. 400
    Thursday 22 May 2014 says:

    Fuck ‘em all and vote UKIP, heck vote B&P if you have to just stop voting these cnuts back in time and again.

    Like

  120. 404
    Culture Vulture says:

    It is rather appropriate that Maria is Culture Secretary

    Secretary of the Thieving Westminster Culture

    Like

  121. 415
  122. 416
    Anonymous says:

    1944?

    Ed Miliband: “It was back in 1944 that the great challenge for post-war Britain was defined as eradicating the scourge of unemployment”.

    Like

    • 422
      Sue if you disagree says:

      Not today Ed. You are irrelevant. Stay at home and play with your stamp collection or something.

      Like

    • 432
      Dreams are made of Liebour being in charge again says:

      And 1974, when the link between growth and family finances of middle Britain was broken again when we were forced into the /EEC/EU with a corrupt yes yes referendum, since Britain’s entry into the EEC/EU, British people have paid dearly for what’s called laughingly, the privilege of being a member of this corrupt union, forced onto us by our own corrupt leadership, our heavy industry, fishing, vehicles and lots of other industries have been lost to other countries by being a member of the EEC/EU, more recently building vans in Southampton has closed and moved with our own money and EU money given by our EU masters to a none member country losing a load of jobs in Southampton you ED and Liebour are the very last politicians we need in power, your 13 years did tremendous damage to the country.

      Like

  123. 421
    Anon. says:

    Like

    • 430
      Pornography Campbell, in depression and drugged again says:

      Hello Adam

      I thought Anji had put you out to grass

      But I see you are still making extraordinarily intelligent remarks months after the event

      Keep it up but watch that belly, it could make you go pop….

      Like

  124. 426
    Londoner says:

    I see David Davis reckons he has a future. Sorry mate, you had your chance and blew it.

    http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/468962/A-new-future-for-Britain-Senior-Tory-urges-David-Cameron-to-leave-EU-as-Ukip-rise-again

    Like

    • 434
      Dreams are made of Liebour being in charge again says:

      He can say what he wants, nobody will believe a word you say, you hung onto Camorons tailcoat for the ride hoping you had a chance, you didn’t you lost, next Comoron Conservative please, ready to spout soothing words to keep their troughing spot after 2015.

      Like

  125. 429
    It's Miller Time says:

    More gruesome revelations about Maria Miller. The longer she stays in her position, the more gutless and weak Cameron looks.

    Like

    • 433
      Maria says:

      Strange! – I’ve got an itch in my back bottom! – have to get it seen!

      Like

      • 444
        You should get that seen to.. says:

        Ah. The ‘ill-health’ gambit.

        Not sure if an anal wart will cut it, but there’s always a first time.

        Like

    • 451
      south of the M4 says:

      Cameron cannot look more gutless and weak. Totally out of his depth. As he has always been. Didn’t want Brown, got Cam. OK as a starter. Worn off now.

      Like

  126. 435
    Advice to Spoonface from one who knows . .. says:

    Oi!!! Shithead! – Ditch the bumfuck bitch! – then slither off to Brussels or wherever your masters dictate – and curl up under your stone!

    Tosser!

    Like

  127. 436
    Ah! Unfortunately not TB's says:

    Gaddafi kept the head of an enemy in his freezer and had a dungeon built below a university where he would rape students, new documentary reveals.

    Like

  128. 438
    nigels parachute says:

    What time will she resign tomorrow?

    Like

  129. 439
    Ah! Unfortunately not TBs says:

    Ah! Unfortunately not TB’s says:
    Your comment is awaiting moderation.
    April 6, 2014 at 11:17 pm
    Gaddafi kept the head of an enemy in his freezer and had a dungeon built below a university where he would r4pe students, new documentary reveals.

    Like

    • 447
      Blair deserves the same fate as Gaddafi says:

      And witnesses said that Blair, on seeing Gaddafi surrounded by terrified underage girls, said “Hi girls”. He has the moral compass of Charles Manson.

      Like

  130. 440
    Ah! easy says:

    A witch hunt? No problem.

    Like

  131. 441
    Ah! 'm worried says:

    |Stress like this may cause Miller to flip.

    Like

  132. 445
    Chuka ( you can call me Harrison ) Urmunneyaround says:

    Like

  133. 449
    nigels parachute says:

    I will be a bit disappointed when she resigns. I wont have anything to look forward to

    Like


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