April 5th, 2014

Saturday Seven Up

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613 Comments

  1. 1
    Non taxable pikey says:

    Lazy Saturday morning. Has Miller been nicked yet?

  2. 2
    Grant Shapps says:

    David Cameron your defence of the criminal Maria Miller means you lose any credibility. Just grow a pair and sack the thief.

  3. 3
    Michael Gove says:

    Posh Boy Cameron telling people to “leave it” is a patronising lecture I’ll ignore.

    I half expected Deluded Dave to follow his guff with a scream that Moneybags Miller isn’t worth it.

    But she must not get away with this expenses scam – and he’s as bad as her by defending the indefensible.

    I know why he’s doing it – she’s a Tory. And one of the few Con women in his macho man ConDem Cabinet.

    But by putting his arm around one of his own he is sticking two fingers up to taxpayers. And expenses remain a nuclear issue with the hard-working public.

    Miller’s insistence that she made a mistake is undermined by her blocking the inquiry.

    In the real world letting her repay £5,800 instead of £45,000 looks as if she’s being treated with kid gloves.

    One rule for us and another for a Cabinet Minister will further dent confidence in Westminster.

    I’ve watched the Downing Street bunker blind Cameron to reality. And in protecting Miller, he shows the judgment of a King Canute.

    Silver-spoon Cameron may believe he was born to rule. But once again he demonstrates he isn’t very good at governing.

    And once again he puts a fellow Tory before country or, indeed, principle.

  4. 4
    Lynton Crosby says:

    Maria Miller seems to obfuscate, dodge, sly, avoid and scheme. Cameron seems to think these are qualities

    http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2014/apr/04/maria-miller-threatened-watchdog-in-attempt-to-limit-investigation

  5. 5
    Owen Jones says:

    The Tory Trolls seem to be out in force this morning !

    PM can’t brush Miller story under the carpet http://bit.ly/1qbEjt1

  6. 6
    George Osbornes best man 26 million quid richer after royal mail sell off says:

    And sack all those little mincers who rushed to sit around her for the 30 second farce

  7. 7
    George Osbornes best man 26 million quid richer after royal mail sell off says:

    Try defrauding the inland revenue of £45,000 and you would expect a good prison sentence

    Do as you are told little people

  8. 8
    Dave Cameron says:

    Woohoo Maria said sorry, chillax guys, let me get on with being busy doing f*ck all for this country.

    Things I could do but won’t include:

    1. Sacking said Mrs Miller on the spot.
    2. Shafting the rise of UKIP by announcing a straight in/out referendum Jan 2015
    3. Launch a range of policies to control immigration and incentives to get people off benefit and into work, including real incentives to employers instead of limited “ringfenced” funds
    4. Cancel HS2 because it’s a waste of money and instead tell BT to get off its fat arse and get FTTC in every location by end 2016.
    5. Initiate a pay freeze for MPs, introduce the right of recall and cap expenses at 5K no exceptions…and you live in one house not two, like the people you represent mostly.
    6. Drop VAT back to 15%

    But no, I’m busy doing nothing, working the whole day through.
    Thanks plebs!

  9. 9
    C.O.Jones says:

    Why is everyone so upset with Maria Miller? She has been exonerated by her peers.

  10. 10
    M­a­­­­q­bo­­ul says:

    She has got away with it, though. So squeal away…

  11. 11
    Hod do you solve a problem like...? says:

    MARIA:

    I feel pretty,
    Oh, so pretty
    That the city should give me its key.
    A committee
    Should be organized to honor me.

    GIRLS:

    La la la la . . .

    (Westminster – sorry – West Side Story)

  12. 12
    C.O.Jones says:

    You can start wars in this country by lying to the HoC and public and get away with it (and the deaths of a few hundred British squadies) but oh dear a troughing MP.

    Troughing MP, that’s unusual.

  13. 13
    Peter Bone says:

    I’d like to know exactly how one steals 46k by mistake. Details please!

  14. 14
    Dunce Dave says:

    It’s all Labour’s fault.

  15. 15
    Iain Duncan Smith says:

    Miller aide “flagged up” Leveson? Yerright. Like Putin “flagged up” Crimea. Subtle, eh ?

  16. 16
    Guardian of the people says:

    “Maria Miller threatened watchdog in attempt to limit investigation.
    Culture minister accused independent parliamentary standards watchdog of acting contrary to the law”

  17. 17
    UKIP or bust says:

    Did he apologise, even for thirty seconds?

  18. 18
    Laundry Attendant says:

    Cameron protects Maria Miller, oddly, he hung Andrew Mitchell out to dry when he was fitted up.

  19. 19
    Cheeky Chappie says:

    There will never be another.

  20. 20
    C.O.Jones says:

    Apologise no.

    He did say he had no regrets.

  21. 21
    Socialism is theft says:

    Note the massive difference in standards between the Tories and UKIP. They got rid of Bloom just for being politically incorrect and joking that a few colleagues were sluts.

  22. 22
    Dislike button says:

    Geedoughs Facebook page is so last year

  23. 23
    A deluded idiot says:

    Maria miller is innocent ok. Now do one coz its just a labour smear against someone who does Stirling work for the community and her government office.

  24. 24
    Chimney sweep says:

    I thought it was Mary poppins

  25. 25
    Socialism is theft says:

    Because she is one of the token women in govenment. And we are told we must have more women in government no matter how corrupt they are.

  26. 26
    Anonymous says:

    I did not bother to read you’re rant as you conveniently put “posh boy” at the front. Only low educated, ignorant fuckwits like you can see bad in good grooming and fucking etiquette.

  27. 27
    Anonymous says:

    Why not she has been cleared and will not end up like the 9 labour MPs who were jailed

  28. 28
    and goes on to say says:

    people in the Upper Classes like wot I am shouldn’t be expected to work. Never done a proper days’ work in me life! – watt?

  29. 29
    Scaffolders Knee Wrencher says:

    Hopefully this should settle the £45K question…

    http://www.legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/1968/60/crossheading/definition-of-theft

  30. 30
    Labour lies says:

    It started in America

  31. 31
    a non says:

    Maria was only taking her deductions to the max?

  32. 32
    Mind bleach says:

    We should apply the sear test

  33. 33
    Swanny says:

    Meanwhile the indigenous White Brits (who Cameron refuses to admit actually exist, it’s easier to work toward the genocide of a people when you say they don’t really exist anyway) are living in poverty and relying on foodbanks.

    Never fear though, you might be living in poverty, you might be barely managing pay check to pay check, you might be struggling to put food on your kids plates or keep a roof over your head but you can sleep easy at night knowing your money is helping India build a new aircraft carrier or be put towards their space program or help some grinning African warlord buy a new gun.

  34. 34
    Spoonface says:

    I rather like those smart chaps and gals dancing for Kimmee Jhon Eel – we can get chaps doing that for me – take their minds off redundancy.

  35. 35
    Anonymous says:

    “your”

  36. 36
    Betty Banana says:

    Anyone else had one of those tax relief letters with Downing Street at the top and Camoron’s squiggle at the bottom?

  37. 37
    Anonymous says:

    Mejia want her scalp over the implementation of Leveson which they don’t like. So expect everything to be embellished and twisted.
    E.G. today’s Telegraph recording was in response to her elderly parents being aggressively door stepped. Michael P’rick was bothering her children only yesterday.

  38. 38
    Vlad the Loudhailer says:

    So commiting fraud is OK when its the tax payer being ripped off. Is this a new Tory policy?

  39. 39
    C.O.Jones says:

    Her peers exonerated her – cross party as well. Therefore the Labour members that exonerated her thought it was all hunky dory as well.

  40. 40
    Swanny says:

    Lets just leave it there — says numptie Cameron — wouldn’t say that about a desperate mother pinching food for her kids would he ??? – an ABSOLUTE W@@KER———

  41. 41
    Lord and Lady Establishment-Stooge of Brussels says:

    Excuse me old chap, what is the Tory etiquette to f…… ?
    Is it still phone up a rent boy or do you get male visitors drunk and stick your hands down their trousers ??
    Tally ho !!!

  42. 42
    Where are Tony Blair's Expenses says:

    Don’t forget that Miller increased the mortgage on the property for twice what she paid for it and gave the bill for the additional interest to the tax payer.

    This is what Blair did with his constituency house and then of course shredded his expenses.

    In private industry this would have been resolved in a few days and then she would have been asked to clear her desk along with who ever approved her expenses

    If there were no issues with her expenses why did she feel the need to hire a QC

    The gutless Cameron now has two expenses thieves in his cabinet

  43. 43
    bit.ly says:

    Miller has a house in Basingstoke. Train around 40-50 minutes from Waterloo. She doesn’t live in Inverness or the Shetland Isles.

    I support the idea that all MPs within 2 hours travel should not qualify for the housing support.

    And if they are claiming more than one bedroom, well ..

  44. 44
    bit.ly says:

    Anyone who goes to these lengths to subvert an investigation is bound to raise suspicions of guilt. If she was innocent, she would have welcomed the investigation to clear her name.

    I listened to Cameron tell the camera, talking about the reduced amount demanded by the Committee on Standards, that the committee was manned by independents.

    What he didn’t say was that of the committee of ten, 6 are independents appointed by the prime minister, 3 are mps appointed by the prime minister and a chair.

    I don’t think Cameron understands integrity.

    “The Committee is currently formed of 10 people – in addition to the Chair there are three political members appointed by the Prime Minister on the recommendation of the leaders of the Labour Party, the Conservative Party and the Liberal Democrat Party and six independents appointed by the Prime Minister”

    http://www.public-standards.gov.uk/about-us/members

  45. 45
    Maria Miller's SPAD says:

    If David Cameron continues to support Maria Miller I will not support the party he leads. Bad error of judgement by him.

  46. 46
    M­a­­­­q­bo­­ul says:

    There are no pooftahs in the Labour Party then?

  47. 47
    UKIP or bust says:

    Another pub closes.

    Quick pull it down, don’t want to leave any trace of what British culture used to be like, you know like places where people could meet and talk (discuss things) in convivial surroundings.

    I know what, lets put up an af rican church, according to the telly last night we’ve only got about 150 in SE14.

  48. 48
    M­a­­­­q­bo­­ul says:

    I’m sure he’ll have sleepless nights at the thought.

  49. 49
    bit.ly says:

    This woman’s attitude is unbelievable! You would think that she was the one who had been wronged, not the taxpayer!
    But what should we expect from anybody from this political party. The nasty party in both actions and words!
    Please, good people of Basingstoke, don’t let her get away with this, vote her out at the next general election!

  50. 50
    P l e b says:

    This woman’s attitude is unbelievable! You would think that she was the one who had been wronged, not the taxpayer!
    But what should we expect from anybody from this political party. The nasty party in both actions and words!
    Please, good people of Basingstoke, don’t let her get away with this, vote her out at the next general election!

  51. 51
    Andy says:

    Quick – build a mosk.

  52. 52
    Lord and Lady Establishment-Stooge of Brussels says:

    These welfare spongers are the best the Conservatives, Labour and Liberals can come up with.
    Silver spoon, golden hello and platinum pension.
    You vote for them so you’re to blame.

  53. 53
    Cameron's not so bad says:

    Wonga
    Bedroom Tax
    Andy Coulson
    Rebekah Brooks
    Food Banks
    Raisa
    Leon Brittan
    Peter Morrison
    HS2
    Osborne’s paddock scam
    Children left in the pub
    43 Government U-turns
    Minimum alcohol pricing
    Anthony Bamford
    Adrian Beecroft
    Michael Spencer
    Lord Green
    Cigarette packaging & Lynton Crosby
    Fracking & Lynton Crosby
    Peter Cruddas
    Lying under oath at Leveson
    Racist Vans
    The promotion of Esther McVey
    Escalating government debt
    Royal Mail selloff price scandal
    Support for Maria Miller

  54. 54
    George Osbornes best man 26 million quid richer after royal mail sell off says:

    Nothing new about it , they have been doing it for years , and not just the troies
    at the last count Labour lead the convict league by about six to one

  55. 55
    albacore says:

    Don’t knock Dave – he ain’t arf going great guns
    All his fake Tory bums have got the runs
    As a recruiting sergeant for UKIP
    He’s given even Miliband the slip

  56. 56
    Lag says:

    The ladies at HMP New Hall would love to greet her into their world

  57. 57
    Lord and Lady Establishment-Stooge of Brussels says:

    Have we still got a Labour Party ?
    I vote UKIP.

  58. 58
    bergen says:

    Cameron’s made a catastrophic error of judgment over Miller. When she had her minion to threaten the Telegraph over Leveson, she should have known that all the papers would rally around one of their own. They are not going to back off.

    She’s become the Jackie Smith of this administration and so long as she’s in office she ‘ll be proof that Cameron condones crookedness. He’s got no sense at all.

  59. 59
    Grow up, you cunt says:

    That’s awful news.

    Those poor, poor people.

    It’s not as if we have been paying for their accommodation for years.

  60. 60
    Fed up Joe Public & all voting UKIP ORG says:

    Meanwhile if your looking for some real Blue Blood Entertainment tonight
    why not pop along to:- TONY DISCO Saturday, 5th April 2014
    TONY DISCO provides your Entertainment at The Conservati
    Basingstoke Con*servative Club,
    Bou*nty Road, Basingstoke, RG*21 3*DD.

    No doubt you will have the chance to ask the local Tory Chair person what
    are his/her views are on the ethics of the sitting MP Maria Miller & does
    everyone still have full confidence in her ??

  61. 61
    Dirty cow says:

    Marked reluctance from the media to mention that too.

  62. 62
    Member of a hardworking family says:

    An ex-manager of mine was not only fired but ended up serving two years for defrauding local government of “expenses” somewhat less than Miller’s so graciously offered to repay.

    As the judge said at the time, he had abused a position of trust and stolen from the public purse, so even with a clean record and early guilty plea a custodial sentence was inevitable.

    Of course he was a mere local government officer, not an Honourable Member of the Mother of Parliaments with a seat at the cabinet table

  63. 63
    Madame Defarge says:

    She was probably trying to steal more.

  64. 64
    George Osbornes best man 26 million quid richer after royal mail sell off says:

    Notice how quiet MP’s of all parties are on condemning Miller
    That’s because the majority of them also do this
    Lets vote Nigel in , and give him a go
    On condition that he sets up a proper investigation into the previous administrations over the last 20 or so years affairs , with a promise of prosecutions for anyone found guilty
    No more 10% paybacks or half hearted apologies , lets have some real serious prison time and asset strip the families of these thieving fuckers who have all knowingly profited from US the tax payers
    Lets get back to a one size fits all legal system

  65. 65
    Madame Defarge says:

    At least two.

  66. 66
    A sarcastic bastard says:

    It says a lot about Empty Dave’s leadership, when he won’t sack this spiv, indeed he backs her.

    We are run by the Eton Mafia, the Old Boys network. We need a rich version of Benefits Street. We could call it, ‘Life in the House of Commons’.

  67. 67
    MARIA (pocket filler)MILLER says:

    It’s totally disgusting letting these Chinese investors
    Buy property that they never even live in , only to sell them on at huge profits

  68. 68
    MP Clone Factory says:

    Another one exactly like her is waiting as a replacement.

  69. 69
    Dirtbox Dave - queen of the homos says:

    Sounds a ghastly fellow – actually having to work for a living. Not my type at all.

    Clearly deserved everything he got.

  70. 70
    Tosser Dave says:

    The thieving bitch helped me get bumsex marriage legalised — my triumph — my legacy — I owe her an enormous debt of gratitude.

    The fact that I am a totally spineless weak bastard is irrelevant

  71. 71
    Village Idiot says:

    …..When will politicians “Do the right thing”, as is determined by normal,caring,truthful behaviour?……Are they so blinded by greed that they are incapable of seeing how bad this looks?……What happened to chivalry,honesty,integrity,duty and patriotic passion?…Things seemingly lacking in our political class….
    Once upon a time ,in a land far,far away in the mists of time gone by,politicians would use “The pearl handled revolver”,sadly,no more: …And ,Maria.”What example does this show to the youth of the day”?
    …..Begone,i say,you are now tarnished trash,at the heart of government,a position once considered a privilege,brought into disrepute once again..Go

  72. 72
    Fed up Joe Public & all voting UKIP ORG says:

    Meanwhile our troughing mendacious manipulating MPs are still
    defecating on the electors @ every opportuntity BUT they are
    under the delussional disorder the Electors are going to continue
    to Vote them back in……

    Oh dear they are in for a real shock !!!!!

  73. 73
    UKIP 4 ALL says:

    A recorded open threat to an investigating journalist in order to try and silence him by intimidation? The bent liberal regime does not even bother to hide its corruption anymore, this is the reality of the bent liberal regime looking after one of its own. Equality under the law, the basic contract between our elected representatives and us has been broken, we didnt break it they did and they must suffer the consequences.

  74. 74
    Serious answers please says:

    Why can’t we find a very rich patriot who is prepared to financially back private prosecutions against these people?

  75. 75
    A drop of the Oirish says:

    Should be renamed “Offhisfacebook”

  76. 76
    The Tories are as bad if nor worse than the Socialists says:

    Didn’t that look ridiculous as the Tory Whips told them to scuttle along and show support for their crooked thieving minister.

  77. 77
    Screwed Taxpayer says:

    Dave — Get the message — THIS WOMAN HAS GOT TO BE SACKED

  78. 78
    Winston says:

    Action This Day!

  79. 79
    But there aren't any Roma in the audience Jose says:

  80. 80
    Nasty party conservatives says:

    …And the demonising and terrorising of the sick and disabled,which I never thought I would see in Great Britain,by, the really nasty party!…I refer to genuine sick and disabled!

  81. 81
    M­a­­­­q­bo­­ul says:

    There’s an anti-Dave sockpuppet going hysterical this morning. Tedious.

  82. 82
    Channel Island Chap says:

    Most like to keep their money offshore – just ask Cameron.

  83. 83
    Peter Tapsell says:

    Denis McShane jailed for 12k expense errors.Maria Miller is let off 35k,an arrogant ‘apology’,a hug from Hunt,support from Cameron.Venal lot

  84. 84
    Viv says:

  85. 85
    I love Dave says:

    Chillax.

  86. 86
    DAVE (Bum Sex for Me) Cameron says:

    Dave can you just tell us again about how you fully supported those
    “Arab Spring” uprisings and how they have changed those countries for the better ?

  87. 87
    Cerberus says:

  88. 88
    Mark Menzies says:

    I want Cameron to make a full public apology over his defence of Maria Miller.

  89. 89
    Please Go away says:

    And they are a Continental Europe problem that you twats have pushed out on to the British Isles. You lot and your federal Europe are nothing but trouble.

  90. 90
    I love Dave says:

    You’ll always be special to me Dave.

  91. 91
    Vote Tallyban says:

    A waste of money — a fucking judge awarded compensation to a triple murderer this week because of minor injuries the cnut suffered in prison — the judiciary are all part of the corrupt PC liberal elite.

    We need some riots, and lynch a few thieving M.P.s. That’s going to be the only way to get the message across to them.

  92. 92
    Dr Julian Reems says:

    Calm down dear. It’s only pretend names in a pretend cyber space. Go take a walk in the real world.

  93. 93
    Madame Defarge says:

    Crooks of a feather hang together.

    Let’s hope.

  94. 94
    Bust my arsehole says:

    That’ll be £250 please. Do you need a receipt?

  95. 95
    BBC Champagne says:

    In the future our new poll tax should go down a treat with the plebs so remember to pay up or we’ll send the bailiffs round.

  96. 96
    somnambulist says:

    If you sacked all MPs, dug up Jimmy Savile and put his festering rotten corpse in charge, it probably would not be any worse.

  97. 97
    Brassed Off Joe Public says:

    For a really good laugh go to

    h**p://www.public-standards.gov.uk/

    you could not make it up with the so called standards this
    utter shower of mandacious manipulators claim they adher
    to when in truth its all about how much THEY can purloin from
    the public purse BUT if they cause some, what they call minor
    misdemeanor, all they need to do is apologise to the house
    after there fellow MPs have cleared them of any major crime.

    Its time we swept all of this shower of thieving shysters which
    now starts at the top of government, out of the door for good !!!

  98. 98
    rick says:

    Dave’s “proudest achievement” in office was to increase the amount of tax payer’ money he gives away to third world dictators in the way of “aid”

  99. 99
    Anonymous says:

    Cameron will be remembered as the Prime Minister who failed to clean up the pig sty.

  100. 100
    Chillaxing Dave says:

    It doesn’t matter but it does show the Russians and the Chinese that our soft power projection can topple third world shithole countries in a heart beat.

    Vlad and Kim Jong-un must be shitting themselves.

  101. 101
    Labour candidate for Hornsey in 2014 Haringey Council Elections and a proud son of both Jamaica and says:

  102. 102
    The Old Codger says:

    WOT Dusty Miller does not figure in the top 7 what’s up Geedes, oh forgot she’s one of Dave’s.

  103. 103
    No...You are a dangerous ignoramus says:

    Actually. Dude. If you are not a vegetarian then there is absolutely nothing wrong in eating Pork these days. Hundreds of years ago there was a problem with worms and that is why the religious scribes of the day introduced the Health prohibition.

  104. 104
    Maria Miller Conservative MP for Basingstoke. Secretary of State for Culture, Media and Sport and M says:

    Is this what Cameron meant by have a Government that would be whiter than white?

    http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2014/apr/04/maria-miller-threatened-watchdog-in-attempt-to-limit-investigation

  105. 105
    The Old Codger says:

    Defraud them of £10,000 you would probably be sent down the line or heavily fined

  106. 106
    What's Dave on? says:

    If only.

    Dave had to borrow £11 billion to give away.

    A complete wanker.

  107. 107
    Quelle surprise! says:

    MacShane was still let off.

  108. 108
    Cross Hairs says:

    We will have to wait for the ‘Maria Memoirs’ to get answers!

    Why? Did ‘Call me a Plonker’ back her?
    What was the truth behind the Tories employing a senior figure in Downing Street (circumnavigating security checks), whilst in the employ of Murdoch?
    Why? Did the PM feel it necessary to have specialist ‘Coaching’ (Paid for by You my fellow Pleb) for his appearance at the Leveson investigation? LOL
    Is Political interference being levelled to delay the Leveson recommendation?
    And now we learn the Police are involved again?
    Lets hope this is included in their Performance Statistics quickly without any bribes being offered!

  109. 109
    The Old Codger says:

    That’s Dave Boy’s attitude entirely, what are you lot lot of riff-raff going to do about it?

  110. 110
    Dirtbox Dave - queen of the homos says:

    “Sick and disabled”?

    Can’t the servants look after them?

  111. 111
    Pru Dent says:

    GIVE THE MONEY BACK MARIA.

  112. 112
    Mark Oaten says:

    My kind of guys.

  113. 113
    SIZE 14 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

    Why should anybody give a shit if Cameron left his kid in a pub?

  114. 114
    Pride comes before a Fall says:

  115. 115
    Ah! I know who says:

    Guido via Sunlight. Subscribe.

  116. 116
    Brassed Off Joe Public says:

    This is Question to E-Mail your local TORY MP

    “Do you fully support Maria Miller MP for BASINGSTOKE”
    And IF so Why ??

    All MP’s answers will be published in the public domain……..

  117. 117
    We want Trade not Aid....Africa says:

    Dave it is not even money that Britain has. You had to go to the banks and borrow it from the future.

  118. 118
    Pride comes before a Fall says:

  119. 119
    Socialism is theft says:

    Since when did a country languishing with £1.3 trillion pounds of debt make Britain a rich country?

  120. 120
    SIZE 14 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

    Look this is a storm in a teacup, Maria Miller is a fine constituency MP, who has the full backing of her parliamentary colleagues, she has apologised and repaid any overpayment ,we must put this unfortunate incident behind us and move on ,lessons have been learned , it is time we addressed the real issues facing the country such as continued EU membership and climate change SO THERE!!!

  121. 121
    ikh7 says:

    It’s “cheque” not “check”, FFS!

  122. 122
    Dirtbox dave - queen of the homos says:

    Don’t be dreary, I won’t be around to have to pay it back.

    Quite the reverse. Some of the crooks I’ve given it to will be giving me a refund – personally. Just look how well Tony is doing.

    Anyway, I just don’t give a shit. I really don’t.

  123. 123
    Finger n till I get caught says:

    Just to remind you, if you use an ex Libour “goody” to compare with one of Camorons Conservatives then your just blowing in the wind, all these politicians are as and have been as bad as each other when caught with fingers rummaging about the till, changes are needed for all Palace of Westiminster employees, from the door knocker up to the PM, all expenses should be passed by the HMRC as all expenses for the rest of the plebs.

  124. 124
    UKIP or bust says:

    Just think if goofy ed wasn’t doing so badly, and with not an idea of how to change things in his pompous big head, we probably wouldn’t have so many angry lefties trying to use this odious woman’s theft as a way of clawing back some voters.

    ed’s spin machine says:

    labour wimin (lots of them) good, tory women (few of them and those there are are crooked) bad.

  125. 125
    Great says:

    Did John Inverdale put together the BBC titles for the Mens Davis Cup competition? It includes some great lookers like Maria Sharapova.

  126. 126
    m'Lud Prezza of Scoff, Hull and Damnation, LieBore Apologist, commenting on ishoos says:

    That milla bird’s stuck up int she never could stand stuck up birds could always get em grovelling tho soon as I touched em in that place where i touches em all the same they are slaves to it mind you i’m a tit man meself but any port in a storm as we saylers say and me wiv no a levorls and look where it got me

    PHWOOOOAR!!!!!!! look at the tits on that goin past!!! I’M GOIN OUT FOR A WADDLE

  127. 127
    Girlyboy says:

    Adam would pee his pants if he had to debate with Mme Le Penn

  128. 128
    Londoner says:

    Plus interest.

  129. 129
    Muffled voice from padded room in Currrrrcudeee Lunatic for Lunatics and Moral Defectives says:

    It’s tha’ Right Thing tae dee!!!

  130. 130
    Ah! nip crime in the bud says:

    A nine-month-old boy has appeared in a Pakistan court charged with attempted murder after being arrested with his father and other relatives.
    Baby Mohammad Musa is accused of throwing rocks at gas company officials in the working-class Ahata Thanedaran neighbourhood on February 1.

  131. 131
    Londoner says:

    The whole Miller family of parasites should stop suckling on the taxpayers’ teat. if Miller doesn’t like people saying that about hter family, all she has to do is quit parliament and make an honest living in some other manner.

  132. 132
    Ah! nip it in the bud says:

    Ah! nip crime in the bud says:
    Your comment is awaiting moderation.
    April 5, 2014 at 10:29 am
    A nine-month-old boy has appeared in a P*****n court charged with attempted murder after being arrested with his father and other relatives.
    Baby Mohammad Musa is accused of throwing rocks at gas company officials in the working-class Ahata Thanedaran neighbourhood on February 1.

  133. 133
    Londoner says:

    No, It isn’t subtle. Miller and her SPAD should fuck off out of public life.

  134. 134
    Ah! silence says:

    No replies to that one then.

  135. 135
    T May says:

    Yankee go home

  136. 136
    Never again says:

    I wasn’t going to support them anyway. Cameron lost my vote many months ago.

  137. 137
    None of the above says:

    When UKIP start using the same type of tweet pushing out sh1t that the rest of the vile LibLabCons do, then, they are no better than the LibLabCons, so fckem because I won’t vote for UKIP now, I thought we had a breathe of fresh air with UKIP but all we have is the same sameness and another smell.

  138. 138
    Dickens says:

    Wherever she goes, there should be no remission, no day trips, no congenial tapestry classes and other bunkumm masqerading as ‘rehabilitation’. The minister for propagandizing multiculti equality bullshit should break rocks.

  139. 139
    Mohammed al Mohummed al Muhammed al eternity says:

    Chop his both hands off. It’s too early to tell whether he is left or right handed.

  140. 140
    Long John Silver's parrot says:

    Half the time she looks drunk to me or recovering from the night before.

    Her live interviews are invariably in the late afternoon/ early evening.

    French privacy laws mean that the people do not get a full picture of what she is really like.

  141. 141
    A reporter from the Daily Planet says:

    Someone told me that she has a nasty habit of falling into swimming pools.

  142. 142
    Athelstan says:

    It doesn’t. David Cameron is a lunatic. Nothing less. He is borrowing money to give it away to foreigners abroad, even while we are being invaded.

  143. 143
    Dirtbox dave - queen of the homos says:

    Don’t worry. We’ve sent out an emergency call to all our CCHQ bumboys to get over here asap.

    A more balanced picture will be projected shortly.

  144. 144
    Sir Des Murgatroyd says:

    It would be good to hear the views of Miller’s local Conservative Association.

  145. 145
    Francois says:

    That’s why she’s so popular then?

    She forgot to remind them of the alternatives.
    Foie gras, frogs legs, snails and horse.

  146. 146
    Oliver says:

    The whole Fagin’s gang need to be identified and named publically.

  147. 147
    An awkward bastard says:

    If the parents pay full price for the meals then they should have a right to ask for dietary and religious requirements to be met.

  148. 148
    GB says:

    Comon Andy

  149. 149
    Uncle Joe says:

    You English amuse me. Why bother with this “legal process”?

    Here’s a helpful suggestion. Set the date for her execution and then have the trial the day before. I was a compassionate communist and hated having the guilty party have too long to ponder their death.

  150. 150
    Oliver says:

    That would be because he had been brought up to be a sly little weasel.

  151. 151
    Fed up Joe Public & all voting UKIP ORG says:

    REMEMBER October 1993 Canadian General Election when the ruling
    Progressive Conservative Party went from 156 seats before the
    election down to JUST 2 seats afterwards a loss of 98+% ………!!!!!!

    Using the same % results @ next General Election for
    Conservative Party with currently 303 seats & would mean
    only SIX seats for them in the next Parliament & they would
    ALL just fit into one Taxi…..

    We can always trust CMDD to exceed our lowest expectations
    with his misguided out of touch, arrogant leadership & along
    with Milliedrip this something they both excell at………

    Its time for real change, not more of the same from these
    two last century dinosaurs who should have been culled many
    years ago…..

  152. 152
    Googlemap says:

    Is that the one in Basingstoke or Wimbledon?

  153. 153
    Adolf says:

    ” I’m sorry “

  154. 154
    Ronnie Biggs says:

    Me too.

  155. 155
    Say what you see says:

    Not to mention flabby, lying wanker.

  156. 156
    Sir J Savile says:

    err…

  157. 157
    SIZE 14 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

    THE LITTLE BASTARD

  158. 158
    Lummy says:

    Fine in theory, but only desirable if the Labour Party is similarly emasculated. What is needed is some means to split Labour into three or four warring factions.

  159. 159
    An awkward bastard says:

    Is she going to warn the parents in advance whenever there is pork on the menu so that they can make alternative arrangements or is she simply going to wade in to create a stink?

  160. 160
    koba says:

    Yes, British culture being wiped away. We are expected to worship the BBC cult and have to pay £145 if you go or not.

  161. 161
    Cross Hairs says:

    When Cameron is protecting tea leafs in his party like Maria Miller his speech falls on deaf ears am I will not vote for him

  162. 162
    Pierre from Avignon says:

    She is not as universally liked as she and some others would have you believe.

  163. 163
    A Reader says:

    Totally agree: Into the gas chambers they must go.

  164. 164
    Apple blossom says:

    Why do children get fed at school at all? Why can’t they all bring in sandwiches?

  165. 165
    The Voice of Reason says:

    Most pork products are impregnated with water and all sorts of chemicals to increase bulk and weight these days.

    Any sensible parent would avoid giving them to their children.

  166. 166
    Bernie matthews says:

    Pork is obviously relatively cheap.

    Perhaps we could have it on the HOC canteen every day of the week.

    We are living in austere times and every little helps.

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  169. 169
    A little monkey from Hartlepool says:

    They should take him outside and hang him.

  170. 170
    Eugene McCarthy says:

    I would like to carry out a taxpayer spot check on all Cameron’s expense claims since entering Parliament.

  171. 171
    Bay window says:

    Didn’t I read somewhere they originated in Rajistan and were planted in Europe by the Ottomans?

  172. 172
    M­a­­­­q­bo­­ul says:

    Yeah, bacon butties.

  173. 173
    Sir J Savile says:

    I was not alone

  174. 174
    M­a­­­­q­bo­­ul says:

    Three in one cast!

  175. 175
    Trumpet blowing Watch says:

    It might have been an achievement if it was his own money not OURS. Also as it is borrowed with interest, what will be the total cost?

    Finally, after four years we could do with a cost benefit analysis, what are the results of OUR largesse?

  176. 176
    M­a­­­­q­bo­­ul says:

    They must be treated that way? By taxing them until their pips squeak would be a start for a European.

  177. 177
    Ratfur Luhman says:

    You are Horace Batchelor and I claim my 5 score-draws.

  178. 178
    Anonymous says:

    Cameron won’t be remembered.

  179. 179
    Anonymous says:

    How is it MP’s can’t overturn an independent review into their pay which says they should get a 11% pay rise? Yet MP’s can over turn an independent review that says ̶M̶i̶l̶l̶e̶r̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶r̶o̶t̶t̶e̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶i̶e̶f̶ a MP should repay a specific amount?

  180. 180
    Me says:

    House of Common Thieves

  181. 181
    Anonymous says:

    As a Geordie I’m as far from ‘posh’ as you’ll get – I don’t give a rats arsehole if you’re posh or not – it’s about whether you’re a decent human being or a scumbag.

  182. 182
    Ratfur Luhman says:

    This witch-hunt is not only racist, but a breach of her Luhman rights. While she may be part swine and therefore untouchable (the nostrils give her away), I proclaim solidarity with my sister-in-arms on this one.

  183. 183
    Clever Trevor says:

    Because they are MPs.

  184. 184
    Ratfur Luhman says:

    Species-ist! Do you imply that leeches and other bloodsuckers embracing a parasitical lifestyle are somehow inferior to your perception of normality? This is an outrage. Next thing we know, you’ll be calling for the extermination of any and all vectors of disease.

    We are no longer living in the 19th century. Get over it.

  185. 185
    Trumpet blowing Watch says:

    Stupid bitch Alibi Brown on Dateline London BBC News, it’s like a socialist love in.

  186. 186
    Liar Watch says:

    They lie.

  187. 187
    Common Sense says:

    Don’t feed the beast. Don’t listen to the BBC.

  188. 188
    Len will not be moved says:

    It’s my favourite programme, not lie, I can understand much, like, but good words like socialist and the rich are music to my ears….and will soon be to Bell End Ed when I catch up with the nerd.

  189. 189
    Ratfur Luhman says:

    Couldn’t agree more. Would you like £50,000 to set up a youth-club for people who wear tea-towels on their heads?

  190. 190
    SIZE 14 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

    Yes ,stuffed into brown envelopes

  191. 191
    Common Sense says:

    If parents want. Or chicken sarnies or egg mayonasie. It is of no consequence. The point is, there is no need at all for any of these wrangles about diet. They only arise because the state intervenes in parenting.

  192. 192
    Gary Glitter (What a Shitter) says:

    No

  193. 193
    Gastro Fawkes says:

    I suspect there is less water in many French pork products.

  194. 194
    Mr Maria Miller says:

    I fell in love with a ‘Minger’

  195. 195
    DC says:

    Everybody needs a second chance.

  196. 196
    Eugene McCarthy says:

    . . . and while I am at it, check Hootsmon McJobbies expenses and the expenses of a certain Sleazy grinning peace envoy.

  197. 197
    Labour says:

    50 grand? Chickenfeed.

    We wasted vastly more sums on nonsense like giving away ice cream to muslim youths as part of the ‘Prevent’ programme.

  198. 198
    Anthony Charles Lynton Blair says:

    I have nothing to be sorry for.

  199. 199
    Ratfur Luhman says:

    No need to specify that — all payments come in brown envelopes, no receipt needed. Just remember your benefactor when the time comes.

  200. 200
    UKIP or bust says:

    Many ‘real’ labour voters will be voting for UKIP, it’s the visitors and postal votes that will save their, erm, bacon; and there is sweet FA you can do about that, who ever you vote for.

  201. 201
    alb1on says:

    The more I hear about this the more it sounds like the Venal Vaz case of 2001 (obstructing investigations, trying to intimidate officials). I would like to see them both dumped by their parties but if the Vaz case is anything to go by we are stuck with Miller for another 13 years.

  202. 202
    Dirtbox Dave - queen of the homos says:

    And here’s our first CCHQ bumboy.

  203. 203
    The forgotten dead says:

    *a wail comes up from the cemetary*

  204. 204
    Maria Miller says:

    Have I resigned yet?

  205. 205
    SIZE 14 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

    That ,my friend is only the first installment ….a mere goodwill gesture!!!!

  206. 206
    Mugabe says:

    We need to post monitors at polling stations to ensure there are free and fair elections

  207. 207
    Vince Cable says:

    Who?

  208. 208
    Michael Barrymore says:

    Tell me more…

  209. 209
    nigels parachute says:

    I cannot describe my strong dislike of ms miller

    I remember her in the gay marriage debates as being very condescending

  210. 210
    They just don't get it says:

    European – not British. ergo: Not our problem.

    Now fuck off bitch.

  211. 211
    Where are Tony Blair's Expenses says:

    Applied for a postal vote a couple of days ago and its very very easy

    1. Simple form to fill in

    2. You can apply for a postal vote for 5 years

    3. No proof of identity needed

    4. You can have the postal vote sent anywhere in the world ( for 5 years)

    I googled postal vote corruption and the most telling article was in The New Statesman where they reported that Asian men were turning up with shoe boxes full of postal votes and they were accepted by the returning officer.

    I wrote to my MP regarding this and his reply made it quite clear that the situation may not improve before the next GE.

    Another Blair success story, Labour and the LibDems have no interest in changing this or boundary changes – welcome to our modern democracy

    A Banana Republic would be embarrassed

  212. 212
    The Jacob says:

    Forthright speech there, and no mistake. I always feel a bond with the common man, the sort that would go over the top in the trenches. Whither to return….

  213. 213
    Nosmo King says:

    Why don’t we all write to the secretary at the club and let him know what we think?

  214. 214
    Hugh Janus says:

    The entire H of C is a sickening cesspit of hubris, thieving and ineptitude. The Mother of Parliaments has become a sick and very expensive laughing-stock. Problem is, these turkeys like it the way it is.

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  216. 216
    Democracy Now says:

    Postal votes give an incumbent advantage. No MP can be trusted on this issue. They are stealing our democracy.

  217. 217
    Hugh Janus says:

    I would keep your head down old son – the Brentwood and Ongar Lunch Mountain is about to sit on you.

  218. 218
    The Jacob's Butler, a good egg says:

    Well compared to Little George’s first class rail claims and escape or his recent friends turnover in Mail shares, what’s a few tens of thousands or even millions. Judgement impaired here for unknown reasons, miller should be doing the paper round up on Sky at 11.30 by now with that unspeakable beast Jacqui Smith.

  219. 219
    George Osbornes Best Man says:

    +26,000,000

  220. 220
    The Jacob's Butler, a good egg says:

    She only apologised for the attitude to the committee not the crime.

  221. 221
    George Osbornes Best Man says:

  222. 222
    Windy Miller says:

    Tee-hee! Parp!

  223. 223
    Yvette says:

    ‘ee that’s reet on man hen pet an’ no mistake.

  224. 224
    M.Miller says:

    Crime? What crime? Hush your mouth!

  225. 225
    The Jacob's Butler, a good egg says:

    They are not European, they are nomadic Indian stock probably low caste who were chucked out, like the P@ki s.

  226. 226
    M.Miller says:

    My other bedroom has chains….

  227. 227
    nigels parachute says:

    No youve got two days left

  228. 228
    The Jacob's Butler, a good egg says:

    Needn’t arise if Gimmes didn’t expect everything on a plate, same as here, the comment was aimed at the mooz.

    Coming soon: schools to provide bed and full board due to the feckless spread.

  229. 229
  230. 230
    Ratfur Luhman says:

    Quite right, Size 14! Let me know about any ideas you have for community outreach and celebrating diversity. Canary Wharf (just over there) has created a money jacuzzi, arf arf.

  231. 231
    The Witchfinder corporal says:

    hUHNE starts to not seemso bad now, at least he shagged a lesbian.

  232. 232
    Afghan Election Monitor, no postal votes allowed says:

    Pleas we be coming soon because we know how to ruin, mean run, free election like America wants. We available for good grant and free house and wonderful benefit because we cannot then go back to shithole.

  233. 233
    Dirtbox Dave - queen of the homos says:

    Especially the stuffing.

  234. 234
    Afghan Election Monitor, no postal votes allowed says:

    Pleas we need. House, grant, benefit for ten children, family of one hundred and life in west away from shithole. Talib@n no like us so we claim @sylum. Pleas.

  235. 235
    Mr Sensible says:

    Try Pakistan. They claim they don’t like the Taliban. You should be safe there.

  236. 236
    Mr Sensible says:

    Try Pakostan. They claim they don’t like the Talibon. You should be safe there.

  237. 237
    Goyim r us says:

    “Epstein” – is that a Welsh name?

  238. 238
    Well, not at all actually says:

    They are all macho men. all men of high ethical standing.
    Like Sir George Young who claimed £127,159 between 2001 and 2008 for his flat in Victoria, within walking distance of the House of Commons. There’s a man who can be totally trusted, yes?
    Or Hunt, who had to repay £9,500 for thievingfiddling. Another high minded individual, yes?

  239. 239
    The whole incident is damaging Daves cred no end says:

    I don’t think that she will get away with it.
    I hope not.

  240. 240
    Maria (not yet sitting inside a black Maria) says:

    I am not a witch.
    I may look and behave like a witch, but I am not a fully paid up member of the Witches Federation (unless I have said so in my Expense Claims sheet, in which case I am a fully paid up member).

  241. 241
    Max says:

    I’ve not got a teeny-todger. I protest.

  242. 242
    Fatty Jaqui, wife of a pawn driven non-entity who would write letters to the local rag saying what a says:

    My other bedroom is my second home.

  243. 243
    The Tit in No 10 says:

    Bravo!!! – they tell me the May Elections will be a one horse race.

  244. 244
    Looter Ruffman says:

    Can I count your postal votes? Sorry, I mean can I count on your vote?

  245. 245
    ʍȫʊʂʂȁ ҞϴџṦṦậ says:

    I hope she hangs on for a while longer

    Just to cause as much damage to Cameron as possible

    Before he finally has to bow to the inevitable and sack her

    Leaving his own reputation damaged for backing her

  246. 246
    A question which raises itself says:

    Do you think people on mainland Europe would turn a blind eye if the enrichers ended up that way?

  247. 247
    Gordoomed says:

    Isn’t it ironic. Brown bankrupted the country but has managed to make himself a ton of money since being kicked out of office.

  248. 248
    Blowing Whistles says:

    I am with you on that. the longer she stays its not going to go away.

    bring it on Camboy…with everyday I will post up more dodgy and downright illegal practise that your party of business people have been up ot.

    everyone check out this site.

    http://www.socialinvestigations.blogspot.co.uk

    see if your mp is on that list…make a cuppa beforehand, its a long bloody list.

  249. 249
    I agree with Nick says:

    Adopting centre left progressive policies are really paying off for Cameron.
    He barely won the last election against a complete mong and now looks set to lose against the mongs retarded assistant in 2015.
    Keep up the good work.

  250. 250
    Tim Yeo-yo says:

    I saw him in Wesminster the other day as I was wandering home from work. I called him a useless cnut and he looked quite shocked. That made me happy.

  251. 251
    Andrew Efiong says:

    Virtually everybody knew, prior to the last election , that the Tories were not fit to be in charge of the country and subsequently they were stopped from getting a majority. However, nobody thought that Clegg would betray his own party and the country to such an extent by joining up with them.!
    Therefore, thanks to Clegg , we now see ,what we all knew all along, that these people are simply not fit to be in charge of the country and to have any power over us, all that is except Clegg the man who betrayed his own party and all of the country !

  252. 252
    A tramp says:

    Appalling woman.
    Likes the sound of her own voice,raving a load of shite about Farage, and talking over the other guests who were clearly better informed and better bred.

  253. 253
    Hugh Mungus says:

    One donkey race, actually.

  254. 254
    A tramp says:

    Drip,drip,drip

  255. 255
    Rotherhampoofta says:

    +26,000,001

  256. 256
    Tim Yeo-yo says:

    I suggest you check out what McShane did. Miller is a terrible cnut but she didn’t make up false receipts and do the criminal stuff like that cnut McShane did.

  257. 257
    optional says:

    I see daleks vote over there…

  258. 258
    I agree with no one says:

    Yes, twatting the living daylights out of the poor and sick certainly is ‘centre-left’.

  259. 259
    Maude Francis says:

    Surely even the blinkered Thatcher loving Pink Rinse Brigade who put this lot in must see them for what they are ?

    I’d be interested to see how “Honest” Nick Clegg puts a positive spin on this one although he’s probably too busy trying to cover Cable’s sorry arse over the Royal Mail sell out

  260. 260
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    Nigella Fromage says:

    Maria Miller’s apology was not only brief but was wholly insincere because she honestly believes that she hasn’t done anything wrong. Apart from attempting to limit (unsuccessfully I hope) the political damage, David Cameron’s support is completely unsurprising. This is a man (Eton, Oxford, Conservative Party apparatchik, top job in a media company, MP, Leader of Her Majesty’s Loyal Opposition, Prime Minister) who talks disparagingly of ‘people who have a sense of entitlement’ without a trace of any irony. What did you expect?

  262. 262
    I want Nigella says:

    to give me a soapy tit wank.

  263. 263
    Tim Yeo-yo says:

    So what you’re saying is they’re all a bunch of cnuts?

  264. 264
    Nigella Fromage says:

    This bloke will help you out.
    http://www.jimslip.com

  265. 265
    Gaye Mann says:

    Police Officers are reviewing comments posted on Facebook on Saturday night in which South Lakes Wild Animal Park owner David Gill states: “I’m sorry, but watching the news tonight made me sick…the end is certainly nigh… when nature is twisted and society accepts totally abnormal and anti natural behaviours in humans….

    “Am I on my own feeling so disgusted at same sex marriage?”

    A Cumbria Police spokesman said: “Officers are looking into the comments Mr Gill has made on Facebook.”

  266. 266
    The Old Todger says:

    I have no problem giving aid to people in foreign lands as long as it goes and is made use of by people that actually need it, NOT to governments who like Dave indulge in glory projects

  267. 267
    Porksword says:

    Far-right National Front leader Marine Le Pen said on Friday it would prevent schools from offering non-pork alternatives to Muslim pupils in the 11 towns it won in local elections, saying such arrangements were contrary to France’s secular values.
    France’s republic has a strict secular tradition enforceable by law, but faith-related demands have risen in recent years, especially from the country’s five-million-strong Muslim minority, the largest in Europe.
    ‘We will not accept any religious demands in school menus,’ Le Pen told RTL radio. ‘There is no reason for religion to enter the public sphere, that’s the law.’

  268. 268
    Handycock whipping it out says:

    I quite agree. Boaz.

  269. 269
    Cole Porter says:

    My krystal ball says Basingstoke, Westphalia.

  270. 270
    Lord Stansted says:

    Common Tim, surely.

  271. 271
    Ratshootin' says:

    What’s the difference between Ronnie Biggs and Maria Miller?
    ?
    ?
    ?
    ?
    ?
    Ronnie was merely in the getaway car.

  272. 272
    The Old Todger says:

    Don’t they drill it into the posh boys at Eton that they are the elite of the elite, people born to rule.

  273. 273
    None of the above says:

    The problem is Mousey, like Mandy she will return from the dead, like him she is her parties street cleaner and toilet cleaner and will do anything asked to stay at the trough.

  274. 274
    None of the above says:

    No choice it was Broon or bust, some of the country wanted Broon and the rest wanted bust much cheaper and thought at the time could do less damage, seems all the voters were wrong, Broon and bust turned out to be clones and following on is more clones.

  275. 275
    Dirtbox Dave - queen of the homos says:

    Irony is for the little people.

  276. 276
    A resident of Ealing says:

    Now Clegg has joined Cameron in urging us to all forget Maria Miller and move on.

    They just do not get it.

    When the summer temperatures reach 28 degrees plus and there is another Maria Miller moment make sure you are out of the country.

  277. 277
    None of the above says:

    Clegg wouldn’t know how to put a positive spin on anything, he would have to be reprogrammed at EU headquarters.

  278. 278
    Why is Dr Liam Fox no longer our Defence Secretary says:

    I live abroad and dont bother with any of this postal vote nonsense.

    I just try to keep most of my money out of the UK in different places and pay as little UK tax as I can.

    Life is a lot better.

  279. 279
    Fed up Joe Public & all voting UKIP ORG says:

    How long before Marie Miller plays the Magaret Moran Card
    once CMDD gets the next round of polling results from
    Ashcroft to see how much further damage he has created to
    the now very tarnished Tory brand by sticking his head in the
    sand hoping it will all evaporate as well as confirming they
    are still the nasty party after last weekends forced deportation
    of a young lady from her family, but in the meantime thugs who
    murder, rapists, muggers & all of the worlds dross are welcomed
    with open arms & provided for…

    However in the end CMDD decides to cut the embilcal cord & Marie Miller
    decides to spend more time with her family. The Old Bill confirm
    there is a case to answer in Court when former Culture Secretary
    will put on an Oscar performance in court & supported by helpful
    statements by members of the Medical Profession, that she is unfit
    to plead.

    Of course this will do the very tarnished & tatty Tory brand the world
    of good IF it happens in the lead up to the G.E. which it will then be kept
    in the spotlight of the public domain & help the electors to decide on
    (un)suitability of the tarnished, tatty & seedy Tory brand.

    Of course CMDD should be thanked for helping this to fester in every
    way he possible. The one thing he is incapalable of providing is clear
    leadership based on truthful practices something he has never heard of….
    but being the Heir to Bliar its well suited to him…..

    That does not mean or imply that Milliedrip has any qualities what so ever
    ever to lead OUR country except further into the cesspit aka ZanuLieLabor
    something they excel at……

  280. 280
    The Old Todger says:

    She is one of Dave Boy’s chosen ones, that appeal will be strongly contested, she might get away with it scot free

  281. 281
    Grant Mitchell says:

    Leave it Dave – she ain’t worth it.

  282. 282
    Dirtbox Dave: queen of the homos says:

    My dear chap, you talk as though I give a shit.

    But I don’t: I really don’t.

  283. 283
    Village Idiot says:

    …No,but she accidently claimed £44,000 by mistake,and,to rectify her accidental oversight,she has been told to pay back £5,800….So, £38,200 of accidently claimed tax payers money,does not need to be paid back?…Is it me,or is there something really wrong with this,or,am I going mad??????

  284. 284
    As you say... says:

    Once she has served her prison sentence I am quite willing to consider giving her a second chance.

  285. 285
    Ellie-Mae (9) says:

    Imagine her as your nanny.

  286. 286
    Troll says:

    ..Oh, how you will be missed!

  287. 287
    Max BBC Clifford says:

    I like it

    And I was shagging a wag in the back seat

  288. 288
    Beirut Times says:

    A token moozie in this day and age

    Difficult role to play

    The jihadis have kweered the pitch

  289. 289
    Editor of Vague glossy rag says:

    She is overweight, vulgar and false

    I prefer Alizee

    Now there is a real woman

  290. 290
    Bit disappointed says:

    …..I expected a patriotic,Britain loving,decent,harsh but fair,honest,truthful ,duty driven,competent conservative party,……but I did not get one!

  291. 291
    Nigel Evans says:

    I’ve passed under the radar

  292. 292
    Madness watch says:

    Why the fuck do we borrow money to give away to other countries when they vould borrow it themselves ?

  293. 293
    A Reader says:

    Letting in the dregs is Dave’s way of rubbing the left’s nose in diversity.

  294. 294
    Groobie says:

    Doesn’t anybody have anything decent at all to say about this bedeviled wretch of a woman?
    ..
    Surely she must have some extenuating trait, anything at all?
    ..
    Is it not true that we are all to some extent, in our deportment, in the things we would like to have done and did not, or the things we did but ought not – lonely, fallacious creatures?
    ..
    Do you not, in this sad, sorry existence of hers and our own see some common thread, some unique human likeness by which we are all made and moulded?
    ..
    No?
    ..
    OK. Off with her head!
    ..
    Next one please!

  295. 295
    A Reader says:

    No. In fact they would do it themselves if they could spare the gas.

  296. 296
    Why should the State be my Charity overseer? says:

    I do.

    If I want to give to charity then I do it to the charity of my choice and the amount that I wish to give. I strongly object to the State forcing me to donate an amount to a recipient of its choice by way of compulsory taxation.

  297. 297
    C O (Ξ7n) says:

    One good thing about Maria Miller:

    Unlike H’arriet H’arman, Maria has never supported p’edophile’s or suggested the age of consent be lowered to 4 years.

  298. 298
    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    the greens are to commended for their desire to nurture those species we haven’t exterminated by our chemical warfare. In the awareness of humans of sharing the beautiful planet with other spirits in different form there is the beginnings of an understanding of a plan.

  299. 299
    Sally B. says:

    THEY’RE OFF!

  300. 300
    Maqboul says:

    You tell ‘em Marine! No-one bows to the cultural or religious ways of immigrants more than Britain does. Unfortunately, we don’t have any truly patriotic politicians in our country to care about us – so I’m glad to see that Marine Le Pen is fighting for the rights of the indigenous French people in her own country.

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    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    within these thoughts are ideas of friendliness, words for example “embracing, giving”.
    In an awareness of the global can be construed 2 ways depending on your nature.
    If you are a distrustful spirit then you will look for aggressive power by violence and if you are a trusting person you will look for friendly sharing of resources.

    HTH

    x

  302. 302
    Tory Spin Watch says:

    So that’s OK. She can steal as much as she likes, can she? She also didn’t sing badly in the Eurovision Song Contest. Maybe she should nick another few thousand just for that.

  303. 303
    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    apparently it will be one of tidal bay, long run, hunt ball or teaforthree

  304. 304
    It's my song says:

    I thieve, I thieve, I thieve whenever I can
    My solicitor hubby is -hic- an honourable man.
    I’ve made over a million, thanks to you guys
    And I also got away with telling my lies.
    Dave now looks a buffon, more than before
    For failing to immediately show me the door.

  305. 305
    All the fun of a lynching but without the mess says:

    Don’t worry Nigel. No-one has forgotten you.

  306. 306
    Maria Miller says:

    Je ne regret rien

  307. 307
    Just flagging this up says:

    Perhaps they could both offer to go and search for the black box from MH370, equipped with just swimsuit and goggles.

  308. 308
    What a scary face she has says:

    She certainly looks threatening imho.
    Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

  309. 309
    Fat Jaqui says:

    My other bedroom is my second home.

  310. 310
    Angry taxpayer says:

    Did she hire Spoonface’s brother as QC. Like Rebekah?

    It’s good to keep the shit in the family

    And did she charge her QC against expenses?

    PS Or perhaps she hired Slotgob?!

  311. 311
    Fruitbat says:

    Let no-one be in any doubt at whose door this ongoing scandal lies…Clegg!

    He, and his party’s refusal to back an inquiry into Hunt’s misconduct over News International has shown the Tories that, even with a minority of MPs, there will be no real censorship of their wrongdoings….Cameron knows that pressure for Miller’s dismissal will not come from inside parliament; only from outside…At the moment he is sure that he can ‘weather the storm’…

    It is up to the media to ensure the stormy weather goes from gale force to hurricane to ensure this odious woman has to go

  312. 312
    Maria Miller's SPAD is correct in his statements says:

    I would suggest that a great many people will agree with 45 Maria Miller’s SPAD.
    It is a poor error of judgement.

  313. 313
    What a silly idea says:

  314. 314
    Lord Scalded bollock says:

    If Maria Miller’s second home in Basingstoke is now the one she claims against, how is it possible for her to rack up £1889 of utility expenses in 2012-13. Doesnt that amount of gas/elec consumption suggest she is living their full time ? And if so, why is the taxpayer funding a home she lives on a non-temporary basis? Can anyone explain that. Does she leave the oven, central heating and lights on all year in Basingstoke?

    See allowances section on her web site. http://www.mariamiller.co.uk

    As some excellent letters in today’s Guardian point out, it is a disgusting injustice to penalise people (many disabled) who have a second or spare room paid for by the taxpayer, yet to also subsidise completely the costs of the second home of an MP who in Miller’s situation appear to be living in it full time.

    Those arguing for the bedroom tax justify it on the basis of its fairness to those living in overcrowded accommodation who need extra space.

    The expenses policy of subsidising MPs “second” homes and the condoning of the minister who has frequently abused it blows apart the Tories fairness argument in favour of the bedroom tax.

    The only positive that may come out of this sorry saga is that it may place greater pressure on them to ditch this sorry and unfair tax whilst further exposing the disgraceful “them and us” expenses policy enjoyed by MPs

  315. 315
    None of the above says:

    Thought the greens wanted us to live in caves, the greens are destroying what they say they want to nurture, the next problem in this country is vast amounts of trees dying of diseases because of them being overgrown with all sorts of crap and not looked after anymore or trimmed or anything, because the tree huggers won’t let the councils touch them.

  316. 316
    A painter says:

    Has this woman got any culture?

    Or is she just another admirer of Lady Gaga’s arse and Justin Bieber’s dick?

  317. 317
    Toe Knee Disco says:

    Hopefully the dj will give Maria a Police record (just to get her in the swing of things!).

  318. 318
    The British taxpayer says:

    Good idea. Practice your French, love.

    You are no longer welcome in this country.

  319. 319
    C O (Ξ7n) says:

    It is not Ok, but if Labour wish to lead some sort of moral crusade they really should get their own house of ill repute in order first.

  320. 320
    Podiceps says:

    She didn’t sing well either, so add another two years to her sentence.

  321. 321
    Podiceps says:

    Fine organs, no doubt, but may they never meet.

  322. 322
    local wind says:

    by all accounts theres a lot less porking going on in france these days

  323. 323
    C O (Ξ7n) says:

    She could be running a gro-Op out of that location: Perhaps worth informing the police.

  324. 324
    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    in today’s complicated world people’s allegiances are also complicated.
    In the search to simplify I consider patriotism to be important because of my debt to my parents who did make me.
    next to that is a love of the nature and all the little creepy crawlies and the bigger animals who it may be possible to communicate with.
    Then the third thing I have written is all the religious and spiritual ideas that I have come across.
    and fourth is anybody who was in my area of work and thinking artist types
    I will protect them all in that order

  325. 325
    None of the above says:

    Will be around our way, they are trying to get rid of Esther McVey, plus I can shout and talk to others and give them my spin, nothing like whispers from people they know, scratch scratch.

  326. 326
    None of the above says:

    If labour want to do that, you are right. As it happens, many more people are sick up to the back teeth with this thievery than just the Labour party.

    I for one would like all the current political parties to be banned from standing for elections for five years as they are clearly criminal conspiracies set up to provide impunity for their members’ crimes.

  327. 327
    Sally B. says:

    I wasn’t referring to the racing.😃

  328. 328
    Pookie snackenberger says:

    Millier, like many, many other MP’s on all sides of the House, is a con merchant, but

    There is no such thing as a ‘bedroom tax’.

    It’s a brain-dead socialist mantra.

  329. 329
    Hackles....UP ! says:

    ‘Ex-manager of mine’ grrrrrrr, lashes out and kicks you hard in the goolies. Twat

  330. 330
    Cat Watch says:

    Has anyone seen Larry or Freya lately ?

  331. 331
    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    ah ok, good job I didn’t listen to advice as it happens.

  332. 332
    C O (Ξ7n) says:

    Removing the temptation of the self regulated open cookie jar that MP expenses has become is a better immediate move.

    Fairly certain it is only a small minority who seriously abuse (after the last Labour admin that is) but the reputational damage it does affects all of them.

    Also clouds the much bigger abuse going on in the EU daily.

    If it means more votes for UKIP that is fine: If UKIP get into power these abuses cleared today can be pursued later subject to statute of limitations.

  333. 333
    nigels parachute says:

    The furore will die down and she will still have the money

    No reputation but the money

    She may think it’s worth it

  334. 334
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Mark this one and the comments. There are others out there who have suffered far worse than the woman in the article. And all because of people being so politically fucking correct they darent speak out.

    Rac.ism of course is the undercurrent …

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2597387/The-granny-branded-racist-judge-traveller-living-green-belt-land-justice-turned-head.html

  335. 335
    "You're out of the game" says:

    Sweden: Immigration Critics Get Home Visits From Thought Police

    “Sweden will be a third world nation in about 15 years”

  336. 336
    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    for example why are NHS glasses frames so crap ?
    if you are going to make something make to the best of your ability. I always did that. to do inbuilt redundancy doesn’t really make sense considering the planet and wottnot

  337. 337
    John Tandy says:

    Good point!

  338. 338
    None of the above says:

    You are correct. But there was a spare bedroom subsidy: somethng which the country seems not to want to continue with. For some reason, MPs think they should be exempt and should be allowed a second home – when what they need would be a subsidy for a one room bedsit at most.

  339. 339
    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    as the time approaches when human occupancy of the planet is unsustainable individual humans might consider, Where was my allegiance? did i fuck up some part of the planet so that I could have a good time ?
    Will there be a judgement.
    somebody said
    There is capitalism in the land of spirits.
    If you were perhaps a very good person and gave monies to charity you might exist for 2 minutes after you die, if you were a racialist scoundrel who never gave any money to charity you might exist for 10 seconds after you die. If you were a person who devoted all of his life to helping others then you might exist for 30 minutes after you die, If you are a person who understands and who is just inherently good then you may have the opportunity to escape.

  340. 340
    Podiceps says:

    Bored Romanians swing old lady around for fun

  341. 341
    The Old Codger says:

    Ooooh, D D, you are awful

  342. 342
    The Archbishop of Putney says:

    Save the fairy stories for the kiddies. This is an adult blog.

  343. 343
    Merkel says:

    Another reason to leave the EU.

  344. 344
    cut of the cards says:

    When mother nature decides the human race is finished, it’s finished, even your money or your god or being good or evil won’t matter.

  345. 345
    The Old Codger says:

    The parties would not do that because their chosen ones might not get elected in marginal constituencies, especially if there is a UKipper standing

  346. 346
    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    It is interesting that you use the expression fairy stories.
    Where do you think fairy stories come from ?
    Why do you think Irish believe in curses ?
    I think you need to open your mind

  347. 347
    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    If there was a creation of everything , which is not proved, then all that is imaginable was also created and is there.

  348. 348
    Curious says:

    Are you Charlie Flaccidwidger who used to dribble on this blog?

  349. 349
    The Old Codger says:

    I might be interesting to see if Dusty is in your glorious soar away Sun tomorrow

  350. 350
    Horace says:

    That’s k e y n s h a m.

  351. 351
    Maria Miller Conservative MP for Basingstoke. Secretary of State for Culture, Media and Sport and M says:

    Fuck right off .

  352. 352
    Lord Scalded Bollock says:

    Quis custodiet….. Who guards the guardians
    The UK – one of only three countries in the world without a written constitution,.
    And therefore (unlike the United States) Britain has no constitutional guarantee of press freedom.
    politicians are clearly riding roughshod over public welfare whilst keeping their own noses firmly in the trough, and simultaneously defending and/or concealing their own behaviours – and this can’t be allowed to go on.
    Vile, bullying Miller and her equally odious special advisor, are quite possibly just the (very visible) tip of this iceberg.
    We British have always been proud of our collective sense of fairness and belief in democratic rights.
    As far as I can see, we’re now all going to hell in a handcart

  353. 353
    David Cameron says:

    Chiilaxing…

  354. 354
    Curious says:

    Too true; forests used to be cleared of the sick/lame/lazy trees to allow the remainder to grow straight and tall. The cleared trees were called thinnings and used to make newspaper, egg boxes, paper bags etc; now they are left to rot and breed disease thanks to the eco-biffs.

    latest Eco fuck-up; importing wood from USA to burn at Drax – how the fuck is cutting down trees, shipping them across the Atlantic, shipping them by road and burning them better than coal?

  355. 355
    Zero Hours EU Troll says:

    A true Tory. A heart of stone, empty blackness behind the eyes, no compassion, prepared to lie at any cost, greedy, self-aggrandising, talentless, bullying and soulless.

    In short, corrupt-to-the-core.

    Nice one Maria, for reminding everyone why not to vote Tory or Lib Dem at the 2015 GE.

    It’s appreciated.

  356. 356
    The Old Codger says:

    Has anyone noticed how similar in looks Gideon is to the long dead Brian Epstein, down to the same smirk smile are they somehow related?

  357. 357
    Reuters says:

    A Chinese ship searching for the missing Malaysia Airlines plane in the southern Indian Ocean has picked up a signal from David Cameron’s brain, Chinese media say.

    They say the signal has a frequency of 37.5kHz – the same as those emitted by previous prime ministers.

  358. 358
    Pookie snackenberger says:

    Yes, and Alan Partridge, Hugh Grunt, Asimin Alibaba Brown and all the other fellow travelers will help get our press well and truly gagged.

  359. 359
    Non taxable pikey says:

    Too many Japanese Whaling research vessels in the area.

  360. 360
    Nigella Fromage says:

    ‘Eat pork or go hungry': France’s National Front leader tells school canteens to stop offering religious alternatives to Muslim children.

  361. 361
    She's toast says:

    “Grant Shapps says there is nowhere else for the matter to go”

  362. 362
    i love the liblabcon says:

    Was shocked to see the UKIP vermin canvassing in the village today. Never seen politicos on the village streets before – Poppy Day collectors yes, but no SWP or that sort of thing. Anyway I told the stupid raycist extremists to p*ss off back to Ow-Switch, and to take it easy in case their pacemakers seized up.

  363. 363
    SpUd says:

    “Maria has obviously been having quite a lot of editors’ meetings around Leveson at the moment. So I’m just going to flag up that connection for you to think about.”

  364. 364
    nigels parachute says:

    Dave is now in a lose lose situation

    He keeps her and this drags on and on our she is resigned and his judgement looks suspect

  365. 365
    C O (Ξ7n) says:

    Sounds like the ones making the complaints might have got the idea that the old woman was complaining to the council.

    Likely false. Sensible route is that if any of this sort turn up on land nearby, treat them as hostile and initiate police action first against them. After she called the first time about the cat for example, contact the police and report that the gentleman had been quite rude and menacing in his conduct, putting her in a state of fear.

    By today’s rules, he would have no credibility nor any family eyewiteness. A caution would likely be recorded, and if there were any reprisals just continue to report. Defenceless elderly lady living alone in state of fear trumps allegations of rac!sm depending on which one gets the claim in first.

    Sneaky, but if this is not done you are open as the woman found herself to be to the flip side.

  366. 366
    The simple sword of truth and the trusty shield of British fair play says:

    David Cameron is a man of principles.
    Unfortunately I’m not sure what those principles are. He promised to clean up politics. So far he has not amended existing legislation so that Peers who have been jailed lose their titles. David Laws breaks the rules and is brought back into the Cabinet. Maria Miller is obstructive of an investigation and is not fired. Promises of bringing in legislation allowing for the recall of errant MPs have been forgotten about. I’d hate to see what happened if he said he wanted corrupt politics

  367. 367
    Voter says:

    That is a problem of his own making.

    Any reasonably morally literate person who is tuned in with the public’s instincts on these isues could have told him how badly this was going to play with the public.

  368. 368
    Freedom says:

    Well, I have thought about it and would just like to flag up that her career is finished.

  369. 369
    SIZE 14 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

    I was thinking of setting up charity for alienated misguided Afro Caribbean yoots,they will benefit from a few weeks in the sun,……………………….. and then I’ll piss off with the funds!!

  370. 370
    Edward Elizabeth Hitler says:

    Once again, we are being forced to witness the laughable spectacle that is Cameron unable to make a decision.

    Already he has given her his full backing, however, As more revelations inevitably come out, he will sit on his hands & hope it all goes, before, in about 3 weeks being forced into sacking her.

    A weak & spineless clown who is way out of his depth.

  371. 371
    Me says:

    Just heard Herr Shapps on the news. Fuck off wanker.

  372. 372
    A sensible precaution says:

    She should have bought a flame thrower.

  373. 373
    A Brixton Rioter says:

    Steal six bottles of water (£4 ? ) go to prison as an example . Steal £ 5 800 – 45 000 , apologise . Scum .

  374. 374
    C O (Ξ7n) says:

    Cameron’s judgement has been looking suspect for a while now. This only reinforces that view.

  375. 375
    Me says:

    Don’t MPs ever learn?

  376. 376
    Podiceps says:

    Cameron’s backtracking has started already according to Sky News

  377. 377
    C O (Ξ7n) says:

    That is standard protocol over on the continent for dealing with such folk.

  378. 378
    David Cameron talking about the 2011 riots says:

    We have seen some of the worst cases of greed, irresponsibility and entitlement. The restoration of responsibility has to cut right across our society.

    Irresponsibility. Selfishness……

    Crime without punishment. Rights without responsibilities…….

    Some of the worst aspects of human nature tolerated, indulged – sometimes even incentivised – by a state and its agencies that in parts have become literally de-moralised… People showing indifference to right and wrong. People with a twisted moral code. People with a complete absence of self-restraint.

    Reward without effort.

    Now I know as soon as I use words like ‘behaviour’ and ‘moral’ people will say – what gives politicians the right to lecture us? Of course we’re not perfect. But politicians shying away from speaking the truth about behaviour, about morality. This has actually helped to cause the social problems we see around us.

    So do we have the determination to confront all this and turn it around? I have the very strong sense that the responsible majority of people in this country not only have that determination; they are crying out for their government to act upon it. And I can assure you, I will not be found wanting

  379. 379
    C O (Ξ7n) says:

    Reverse ferret will show belatedly good judgement, but increase the focus on his dunce cap.

  380. 380
    Maria Miller Conservative MP for Basingstoke. Secretary of State for Culture, Media and Sport and M says:

    Cameron to put a cap on number of immigrants entering UK

    Good idea. Then they won’t get the sun in their eyes whilst picking strawberries

  381. 381
    Where is my right of recall? says:

    The thing about Dave is that he doesn’t seem to realise that he himself has demonstrated that we no longer need him. There is no legilsative programme for the coming year or two worth speaking about. Nothing for him to hang around for. The man is dispensible.

  382. 382
    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    wot’s it to you ?

  383. 383
    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    I am not sure that people have properly twigged that Chinese mentality is quite different to British mentality

  384. 384
    Afghan Election Monitor, no postal votes allowed says:

    John Mann Esq MP is an unusual animal, a man with a conscience and belief in right and wrong.

    We need another 649 like this man. Perhaps 150?

    Showing no fear when dealing with Rupe, this MP is the only one prepared to come to the cameras and declare his outrage. The remaining weasels are not worth the ink of your cross.

  385. 385
    Where is my right of recall? says:

    Even if we were to accept an excuse such as that he is a busy man and didn’t himself spot this coming, it is remarkable that he doesn’t seem to have people around him able to give him an adequate heads up on this. It’s almost as if the rest of the cabinet wanted to see Miller end up dangling in the wind.

  386. 386
    Away on Business says:

    I find, all generalisations aside, the Chinese are very similar to the British.

  387. 387
    Ban all postal votes says:

    The Miller’s Tale is indeed a yarn to behold. Amazing how the required standards could be so overlooked.

    It is the manner of a crook when caught who then attacks the inquisitors http is so very worrying. Who else would she take on. Clearly not the gays.

  388. 388
    8illy Bummington says:

    I do like my Saturday seven up at the weekend.

  389. 389
    Ban all postal votes says:

    It is sad to see that the only thing preventing the banker arch bishop from going down the brown canal with the C of E is the effect on the Africa can churches, ie death squads.

    Of course it would be nothing to do with England. How silly would that be.

  390. 390
    Lord and Lady Establishment-Stooge of Brussels says:

    Racist vans ??????

  391. 391
    Maria Miller's SPAD says:

    Full Time

    Match ends, Chelsea 3, Stoke City 0.

  392. 392
    Potemkin Village says:

    Useless cnut you say? When he was at school he was a useless snide little fcuker so he’s improved with age.

  393. 393
    Lord and Lady Establishment-Stooge of Brussels says:

    The Palace of Westminster would smell better.

  394. 394
    Pick litter for bennies says:

    Please send to Mr Mann the Tony Blair dossier for him to investigate.Circa a quarter of a million people died,not one of them fiddling expenses.

  395. 395
    Can't stand the aroma of corruption says:

    .. or whilst picking pockets. Must look after your own eh ?

  396. 396
    Lord and Lady Establishment-Stooge of Brussels says:

    Westminster and EU appeasers, including Adam Jobee, insist that the vast majority eat halal in schools and hospitals.
    Stupid, insulting, bigoted and dangerous.

  397. 397
    Guy News Room says:

    Maria Miller row: Cameron faces Guido Fawkes in a fish slapping contest.

    http://goo.gl/2a9ddx

  398. 398
    Lord and Lady Establishment-Stooge of Brussels says:

    How much of my innocent children’s debt, given to foreign politicians, will be returned to The Russell Group and Oxbridge in private education fees ??
    Back scratching all round.

  399. 399
    Lord and Lady Establishment-Stooge of Brussels says:

    Enlighten us please. You won’t vote UKIP because they don’t like the Establishment Conservative Wing giving billions of pounds we haven’t got while millions of Britons are struggling.
    Where’s your conscience ??

  400. 400
    Dave vs. Guido - Fish Slapping says:

  401. 401
    Lord and Lady Establishment-Stooge of Brussels says:

    I drive a TX4. Only seats 5.
    Vote UKIP

  402. 402
    Conrad says:

    Raise the inheritance tax threshold to a million pounds as promised at the LAST election.

  403. 403
    Grant"The Cheeky Chappie" Shapps says:

    David Cameron,if you want to continue as PM perhaps delivering a P45 to Maria Miller would be a good idea.

  404. 404
    Fabians are evil says:

  405. 405
    The Tosser in No. 10 says:

    What would The Master do in my situation?

  406. 406
    The electorate says:

    It comes to them all.

  407. 407
    Vacuous says:

  408. 408
    That's Abbott's Job Chuka says:

  409. 409
    Butch Dave, Ex PR man says:

    And because she merely stole money via house-flipping, which many of us have done including the Speaker, whereas he was accused of something which rang embarrassingly true of we Eton boys’ perceived attitude to you plebs.

  410. 410
    Free Publicity from the BBC says:

  411. 411
    Certificates for What? says:

  412. 412
    Daddy? says:

  413. 413
    Diana says:

    So what is a “Peer Mediator” ? Sounds very Soviet East German.

  414. 414
    Does Dave tell Gags? says:

  415. 415
    Ratfur Luhman says:

    Forget it, and forget the youth-club too. Pissing off with the funds is my gig.

  416. 416
    Lord and Lady Establishment-Stooge of Brussels says:

    Only twatted at 2.32pm so not that strong for you Chukup.

  417. 417
    Ed (Too Fat must Fast for Flat Waistline) Balls says:

    So you’ll tweet this every 5th April until you peg it now Chucky Egg, you parasitic apologist for your supporting electorate of spongers and shirkers!!?

  418. 418
    Geraldo says:

    Ghastly little grave-robbing tit.

  419. 419
    Geraldo says:

    “Come on, Borg!”

    (Shouted out at the men’s final in 2003.)

  420. 420
    Geraldo says:

    My standard response to chuggers — “you will have to apply to Gordon Brown, since he has taken all my money.”

  421. 421
    C O (Ξ7n) says:

    The rest of the cabinet are perhaps as irritated as the electorate at how this has played out so far. It is after all their seats which will be affected.

  422. 422
    BlueVision says:

    Indeed as George Carlin said ‘this Planet will shake us of, like a flea on a dogs back’. That is what will happen. I was given a body to encapsulate my being on this Planet, after that, I really hope that there is something better. Because, believe me, all the so called people who deem to control my life and expect me to pay for water that falls from the sky, and natural resources to keep warm and feed myself, Asda, Tesco, and all the rest, they must realise one thing, along with Politicians, the Queen and all the other so called powers above us. We are all human, the earth gave us these minerals, whether we use them to our advantage, or not, that is not evil, we use what is available to us.

    The war that is being fought now is actually financial and the power grab of mineral reserves, that is why we are no longer cannon fodder. Our troops in the Midddle East were, and indeed are no more than underpaid mercenaries, to protect the mineral rights for ridiculous human beings that think that is really important to complete happiness. At what cost to the innocent population. F them all.

  423. 423
    C O (Ξ7n) says:

    Especially when the price of coal has gone down.

    The other day some mong on BBC was blaming GBP rate and low coal price for coal mines closing.

    Killing local demand by DRAX and the other coal burning plants which were closed down obviously did not figure in the retarded BBC report.

  424. 424
    C O (Ξ7n) says:

    Don’t confuse sub judice with nobody is concerned.

  425. 425
    Paddy Power says:

    She is definitely a gonna now that anonymous Senior Cabinet Minister has spoken to the Telegraph.

  426. 426
    Chuka ( you can call me Harrison ) Urmunneyaround says:

    Didn’t the form ask you to tick the boxes for gender, sexuality, ethnicity and religion ?

  427. 427
    Lily Savage MP says:

    31 seconds for an apology?

    Who has that sort of time?

  428. 428
    The ghost of the 1st victim of Marxism says:

    This is UKIP Policy stupid…….God you people ate so stupid…..

  429. 429
    Abigail Hulton says:

    Ah! Chaucer, and perchance Byron, two men I would love to have a beer with.

  430. 430
    Lord and Lady Establishment-Stooge of Brussels says:

    Can we now discuss mass uncontrolled immigration without being attacked by Labour, Unite and their assorted groups of misfits and Establishment lackeys ?
    Can we now refute the undemocratic power of the EU without being attacked by Labour, Unite and their assorted groups of misfits and Establishment lackeys ?

  431. 431
    Abigail Hulton says:

    Seriously, what Planet do these idiots live on? Is it that everyone around them finds them so wonderful, they are pathetic, really, really pathetic. Where on this bloody Planet would these types be acceptable? I mean really it is a bloody insult.

  432. 432
    ldt says:

    location, date, time

  433. 433
    Lord and Lady Establishment-Stooge of Brussels says:

    The UK isn’t Clegg’s country. Clegg is a citizen of the EU pariah state.

  434. 434
    Who Are These People? says:

    ttp://www.nspcc.org.uk/inform/publications/downloads/peermediationintheuk_wdf48055.pdf

  435. 435
    Who Are These People? says:

    The Labour party, brainwashing our children since 1997.

  436. 436
    Lord and Lady Establishment-Stooge of Brussels says:

    Are you a member of Ealing’s millionaire or welfare dependent Labour Wing ?

  437. 437
    The electorate says:

    She’s history. The question is: how long will Dave be holding out for?

  438. 438
    It's an EU mind control Diktat says:

    It’s an EU Diktat
    Which explains why Dave is rushing out a new law that Parents and Guardians must love their children, show love and prove they love them or the state will send them to prison.

    “This guide is part of the UK’s contribution to a two-year European project1 on
    mediation in schools funded by the Daphne-EU programme to combat violence
    against children, young people and women.”

  439. 439
    Maria Miller's SPAD says:

    You sacked the thief Maria Miller yet?

  440. 440
    "Thrasher" Mitchell says:

    Lynch mob for Miller assembling in tomorrow’s Sundays. Mail on Sunday poll says 80% want her to go from Cabinet & Commons” ………….. Good

  441. 441
    Lord and Lady Establishment-Stooge of Brussels says:

    Any worse than Anne Nevercomme on Strictly ??

  442. 442
    The ghost of the 1st victim of Marxism says:

    Yep…..North London Welsh….in the true meaning of the word.

  443. 443
    The electorate says:

    Have you arrived for your new job as a sheep dip monitor in the Shetland Islands yet?

  444. 444
    london daily telegraph says:

    ldt leads to the sun.
    .

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/space/solarsystem/sun_and_planets/sun

    .
    expand the sun.
    enjoy at night.

  445. 445
    Maria Miller Conservative MP for Basingstoke. Secretary of State for Culture, Media and Sport and M says:

    What me resign ?

    fw.to/e5HNSWj

  446. 446
    The electorate says:

    Just 80%?

  447. 447
    The electorate says:

    Whether you resign before or after you go to prison is of less interest to most people than you might think.

  448. 448
    Lord and Lady Establishment-Stooge of Brussels says:

    Hampstead and Highgate aren’t real villages.
    They’re enclaves for small minded rich retarded anti British bigots.

  449. 449
    Enough is enough says:

    And what has this got to do with the single market?

    The EU has taken over from national governments in all areas.

    This is certainly not the Common Market I voted Yes all those years ago.

    We are being deceived on a large scale by Westminster these days when most legislation is actually EU lead and Westminster is introducing it as their own before the EU issues orders and gives the game away.

  450. 450
    The tit in no. 10 with the all-enveloping strategy says:

    Postal votes are a vital part of my plan to steal hard-earned money from your pockets and use it to buy favour with corrupt governments of ‘third world’ countries which are far richer than the UK.
    Just think – if we scrapped postal voting then unemployment would spike in Lahore and I’d look just as stupid in their eyes as I already do in the UK.

    I will always support postal voting, it is a vital part of the UK’s enriched culture – vital for keeping native Britons enslaved, vital for keeping them under control and, most importantly, vital to the inflated pension which my controllers have promised they will so generously provide for me.

    Remember you’re all in (the sh)it together.

    Toodle pip !

  451. 451
  452. 452
    Go Now says:

  453. 453
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Ahh yes the old chestnut of EU-doublespeak … Preach the direct opposite of what you practice.

  454. 454
    tara says:

  455. 455
    Blowing Whistles says:

    i wonder if blair managed to get Bircham Dyson Bell to shred all the faxes they received in the run up to the Hutton inquiry?

  456. 456
    Blowing Whistles says:

    are you perhaps referring to something like this from yesterday …?

    Blowing Whistles says:
    April 4, 2014 at 9:22 pm
    p.s. As written of previously – The Qu.een ‘only acts upon the advice of her ministers’ [proven in writing from her press officers] so to the Miller –
    Ministers have become immune from being prosecuted [That was Bliars doing for multiple reaosons and instigated by his friends and fiends from the legal underworld]
    N.B. Huneh – was nicked for an offence he comitted prior to his ‘being elevated’ to a position of ‘minister’.
    Democracy – i know fucking otherwise.

  457. 457
    The ghost of the 1st victim of Marxism says:

    Our Constitution is our collective sense of fairness and democratic rights.

  458. 458
    Statistician says:

    The remaining 20% have an IQ below 85.

  459. 459
    G says:

    quod she, and clapte the window to

  460. 460
    So true says:

  461. 461
    So true says:

  462. 462
    Curious says:

    That would be a “yes” then?

  463. 463
    The tit in no. 10 who has staked his pension on foreign aids says:

    Bi-election soon, then.

    
    
    

    What ? Surely you weren’t expecting a straight one?

  464. 464
    Dodgy D. Laws says:

    NONSENSE !!

  465. 465
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Dave has ‘common cause’ and a ‘common purpose’ with her and their communist marxist handlers.

    research – common cause – it’s a traveller’s phrase / mantra.

  466. 466
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Blair / torture / rendition / Diego Garcia – they’ll be having none of that.

  467. 467
    Hogwarts Bukkake says:

  468. 468
  469. 469
    Hogwarts Bukkake says:

  470. 470
    Prime Minister"The Dunce Of Downing Street" Cameron says:

    Labour MPs and expenses:

    Elliot Morley: Jailed.

    David Chaytor: Jailed.

    Jim Devine: Jailed.

    Eric IIIsley: Jailed.

  471. 471
    The Indian Ocean Water Board says:

    Don’t forget the likes of David Miliband, Jack Straw and Baroness Scotland

  472. 472
    Brillo says:

  473. 473
    The Public says:

    Too few to be convincing

  474. 474
    Department for Culture Media & Sport Hacker says:

  475. 475
    Couldn't have happened to a nicer person says:

    Rogue tweets poking fun at under-fire Culture Secretary Maria Miller were posted on an official government Twitter feed on Saturday evening, after the account was hacked.

    Three tweets appeared on the Department for Culture, Media and Sport’s feed and were quickly deleted, but not before they were shared on social media.

    The MP has been ordered to repay £5,800 in over-claimed mortgage expenses.

    A spokeswoman for the department said it was investigating the hacking.

  476. 476
    Samuel Angus says:

    Yes Bring back Julie Kirkbride to restore interity to the Party!

  477. 477
    The tit in no. 10 whose pension is as safe as houses says:

    Being a government minister means never having to truly be sorry.

  478. 478
    Oy Vey says:

    BBC News – Maria Miller row: Department’s Twitter feed hacked http://bbc.in/1jhVOF0

  479. 479
    Department for Culture Media & Sport Hacker says:

  480. 480
    Samuel Angus says:

    The Tory leadership is exactly where it was at the height of the expenses scandal – one great big cover-up and fudge – remember Cameron`s attitude and support for Julie Kirkbride!

  481. 481
    THE THIRD ROUNDEL says:

    Well remembered. Very well remembered.

  482. 482
    Guy Doh says:

  483. 483
    More than slightly concerned. says:

    Cameron must go! Yes and the sooner the better. But – ALL those surrounding him are just as bad – morally corrupt career politicians totally lacking in any leadership. It looks as if the Tory Captain will sink his ship with everyone on board. People are not leaving the Tory Party, it is leaving them. Cameron and his cronies have finished the Tories off.

  484. 484
    ketamine/mera makeup says:

    no need to fight over the sun.
    just say within the affirmation “the sun is mine” and feel.
    .
    too much of the sun may not be good though. due diligence is a friend.
    .

  485. 485
    Boris says:

  486. 486
    The Only Colour Is Black (Gay cock) Jack Dromey... says:

  487. 487
    David Cameron (the one with the tight circle) says:

    Appointing Maria Miller was not an error of judgment on my part. I did it to prove that women are trouble-makers and to justify stuffing my cabinet with my Eton bum-chums.

  488. 488
    Anonymous says:

    What needs to happen is, if he hasn’t done so already, Nige needs to call for Dave to sack her. Dave wouldn’t want to be seen to be being influenced by Nige. Might help to max out the damage!

  489. 489
    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    you are correct in what you say in the idea of the person that is contained in self.
    The difference i would put forward is “hey have more understanding of “self”

  490. 490
    History says:

    Cameron was a 19th Century solution to a 21st Century crisis in the provision of leadership

  491. 491
    Yawn says:

    We saw this one yesterday

  492. 492
    Dodgy D. Laws says:

    Disgraceful !

  493. 493
    Away on business says:

    You are impertinent in your assumptions.

  494. 494
    C O (Ξ7n) says:

    Something like that: + Take your point.

    What will be off for the cabinet members is that they, and other members of party, will likely be getting it in the neck from their constituents, not to mention the bad publicity.

    For some the apparent double standard with M!tchell will be difficult to reconcile.

    It will be interesting to see what happens the police. For them the M!tchell case will likely influence how they proceed.

    May not blow over too easily, but then what Labour are doing is putting out a lot of agitprop which serves their agenda and people are falling for it.

    Cameron should draw a line under this with some decisive measures. Miller should be sacked from the cabinet for at best incompetence with her claims, and the full £45k should be repaid.

    The next Parliament is likely to hold it members to higher standards of accountability and could be of a mind to prosecute previous members for apparent crimes committed whilst in office.

    If Cameron was wise he may realize this and act accordingly – starting the clean up process sooner. He is a still a young man and could yet spend time behind bars himself, if only to set an example of what is not acceptable in public life.

    Time will tell, but things are changing fairly quickly right now.

  495. 495
    The Streatham Ranger says:

    Is Chuka Gay?

  496. 496
    mere dil mei bhethe hai says:

    kismet/ketamine
    moving picture and still picture
    .
    when the product and packaging is one, wow we.
    when the bus and stop is one, …ok.
    bus in Hindi means stop.
    what is the product.
    what is the packaging.
    see thru and transparent.
    apart from the 4 corners of the frame.
    but when the focus is in the centre…
    is perfection is pleasing. wow we is better.

  497. 497
    Will Dave Cave? says:

  498. 498
    Bongo bongo Land says:

  499. 499
    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    you are on the way there to “understanding” the problem is that those bastards the muslims are ahead of us in thinking that way but from a stupid starting position

  500. 500
    Draw Bayonet says:

  501. 501
    Fabians are evil says:

    Hands up all those who have NEVER slipped something through on expenses?

  502. 502
    Chancey Cameron says:

    April is a tad late for pruning.

  503. 503
    Let he who is without sin cast the forst stone says:

    Oi!! (and particularly those in the media) Unless you have never ever misused expenses – yes even used company petrol for private use – shut the fuck up!

  504. 504
    Mr Smith says:

    The odd Taxi fare, but never a mortgage for me Mum and Dad.

  505. 505
    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    people go to school and then they go to work and they meet some sexy thing they can talk to and make some babies together and they think. “THIS IS IT ” my babies is what it is about I am making a family and i am making a connection in reality between my ancestry and the unwritten future. But wait up there pal are you perhaps some idiot eastern european that shouldn’t be breeding ? do you have the license to be doing this breeding ?

  506. 506
    new america and new statesman says:

    is perfection is.
    a fine balance.
    new america and new statesman
    .
    .
    .
    kana at one end and kans at another.
    when the rich are indistinguishable from the state.
    rich in what and state of what…
    is that the new beginning?
    .
    are money and finance fake
    rich in emotion and the state is “i am love”
    .
    krishna in all.
    so a part of us is “i am krishna”.
    affirm while looking upwards.
    due diligence and patience are friends.

  507. 507
    Dodgy D. Laws says:

  508. 508
    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    closing viable coal pits for short term impressions of gain never seemed sensible and doesn’t look sensible now. consider the value of self sufficiency in production, better to be safe than sorry eh ? if there was happening to be a war in Europe we would be fucking finished in 2 weeks because we are reliant on imports for our existence, does that sound like a plan ?

  509. 509
    5 English pounds to save scotland says:

  510. 510
    Podiceps says:

    And none of us claimed for camel hire in Gwent either. Aren’t we good?

  511. 511
    Hole digging or Grave digging? says:

  512. 512
    Podiceps says:

    Oh, you have made a difference. That’s two pints in the House of Commons bar, and we wouldn’t have had them if it hadn’t been for suckers like you.

  513. 513
    Ghost of Martin Luther King says:

    “Long live MLK”

    You’ve got a short memory, Chuck.

  514. 514
    Ghost of Martin Luther King says:

    Cherry Bliar’s family has already made more than enough from Legal Aid.

  515. 515
    Royal Watch says:

    Sooner or later a representative of the religion of peace is going to make a very large bang outside there.

    Good to remind everyone that the guards there are not really ceremonial.

  516. 516
    Podiceps says:

    Oh bugger, some feeble creep is sockpuppeting my name again. Am sick of changing it.

    Message to fake Podiceps: die in pain.

  517. 517
    PAYE office prole says:

    *raises hand*

  518. 518
    nigels parachute says:

    The question is how much does miller want to survive this

    She doesnt strike me with enough guts to withstand this scrutiny

  519. 519
    nigels parachute says:

    Sky news reorted earlier that dave did not mention the elephant in the room in his speech today

  520. 520
    Fed up Joe Public & all voting UKIP ORG says:

    Thanks to the arrogant, out of touch, mendacious manipulation by this
    Eton Bullington Toff & his dysfunctional self serving lieutenants, has guaranteed
    that Nigels “Peoples Army” will have the authority to ensure this rotten corrupt
    Political Establishment are all swept from office in the G.E. with the over whelming
    power of Public Opinion, backing UKIP People’s Army all of the way something
    that ConsLieLaborlebDims Oligarchs are so contemptuous of in everyway.

    Cameron your time is up !! the People Army are going to take OUR country back
    from the cesspit you & your ilk have reduced it to.

  521. 521
    nigels parachute says:

    The press obviously despise her and its easy to see why

    If she does survive this, no one would have suffered more opprobrium and not let their job

  522. 522
    David Cameron (the one with the tight circle) says:

    We were well-drilled alright.

  523. 523
    Coven Ant says:

    This story has legs.

  524. 524
    A Harmful Runt says:

    We are indeed reliving the 16th century.

    We should start by finding out if she’s a floater.

  525. 525
    Greenpiss says:

    Fear not, we will deploy the Fatbutt to confuse them.

  526. 526
    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    A society that would elevate a person to hero because of his power of mental concentration must be regarded as advanced

  527. 527
    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    it should be possible with the technology available to enforce some kind of temporary sterilization on new immigrants ?

  528. 528
    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    Power can be attained by hoarding of existing items of value or power can be created by invention of new items of value.

  529. 529
    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    I want to build a mental transportation device, my calculations are saying that a structure joining between Belgium and Angola will provide the required multiplication of mental thinking for experimental purposes and proof of concept. I will be requiring only several billion Euros in the initial stage thank you please

  530. 530
    albacore says:

    Funny, ain’t it, how, with mass immigration
    Parliament seeks to replace the whole nation –
    The most heinous crime of this or any age
    Perpetrated openly, on centre stage –
    It’s a step too far for the traitors to take
    Ditching one of their own who’s been on the make

  531. 531
  532. 532
  533. 533
    K G Britain says:

    If we want to organise gay sex parties in Manchester and take lots of photos then we will.

    Just shut up plebs or your kids will be invited next time.

  534. 534
    Kevin Gay Britain says:

    Daily Male reveals Tory Gay sex parties p

  535. 535
    Kevin Gay Britain says:

    Daily Male reveals Tory Gay sex parties

  536. 536
    Swdish "justice" is a rancid tankful of pure shit says:

    Yup, indeed, especially if they continue to lock parents up for 12 months for disciplining their misbehaving kids – who are now left parentless for the duration.

  537. 537
    Today's menu says:

    You mean we should all stop eating pork chop and chips?

  538. 538
    Minute taker in the corner says:

    Indeed – and 99% of the editors consulted told her in no uncertain terms to fuck right off with her police state bollocks.

  539. 539
    Mrs Worthington says:

    ….”The next Parliament is likely etc etc…”

    You really are a good comedian. Have you thought about going on the stage?

  540. 540
    Mrs Worthington says:

    See above: “The next Parliament is likely…. etc” ^^^

    The joke is on us mate.

  541. 541
    Mrs Worthington says:

    You are of course aware that in Malay slang a ‘pookie’ is a reference to a lady’s front bottom bits. Your little list describes the situation perfectly.

  542. 542
    Mrs Worthington says:

    … and contain not one multi-hued family within 5 miles (or should that be kilometres?)

  543. 543
    Fred the pensioner says:

    When did you move from Tottenham?

  544. 544
    Fred the pensioner says:

    … and would you like some jelly and custard for dessert?

  545. 545
    Guess who I am, serfs says:

    Yes, that is just what he told me too, so I have no need to get all dressed up and make that boring journey to Westminster any more. I think I’ll just pop off to Balmoral for a month or two.

  546. 546
    Nebuchadnezzar says:

    Are you one of them ultra advanced ancient aliens we keep hearing about on the telly? I met some of them, you know!

  547. 547
    and so say all of us says:

    Take a bottle of his best whisky and a loaded revolver into the back parlour… You know the rest.

  548. 548
    This lady needs to be P.M says:

    Maria Miller for Prime Minister.

  549. 549
    and so say all of us says:

    The girls wearing sandals should be disqualified as they failed to do their own shoe laces up properly before leaving home.

    Nice watch…..

  550. 550
    As mentioned earlier up there ^^^ says:

    Already implemented in full in Sweden and gold plated so the fucking idiots in their so-called justice department can lock up parents for disciplining their misbehaving kids – leaving them parentless for the duration. Coming to a school near you soon.

  551. 551
    Fred the pensioner says:

    Uranus…. Can I claim my 5 shekels?

  552. 552
    THe view from the nursery says:

    … now we’ll all be happy
    now we’ll all be gay
    cos the sun has got his hat on
    and is coming out to play.

  553. 553
    My position is untenable says:

    David Cameron:”We never forget. It’s YOUR money.” Maria Miller:”give or take the odd £45k.

  554. 554
    I'm in the money.... says:

    Is Phil Redmond related to Phil Yorboots?

  555. 555
    I'm in the money.... says:

    The only difference the silly cow made was to reduce the available cash in her purse. Still, she’s Scotch so I suppose that was to expected.

  556. 556
    Maria Miller's SPAD says:

    Hope residents of Suffolk Coastal remember in 2015 that their Tory MP defended Maria Miller http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-26897070

  557. 557
    I'm in the money.... says:

    We don’t require any new or old technology; all that is needed is a border force with some balls who know how to say: No, you can’t come in. Now go home/where you came from”.

  558. 558
    Lord Owen Jones of The Cottage says:

    EXCL: Yvette Cooper and Andy Burnham touted as ‘dream team’ to replace Ed: http://bit.ly/1idTxHR

  559. 559
    I'm in the money.... says:

    Gosh! Whoda thunk it?

  560. 560
    numerologist says:

    462 – is this the magic number at which this blog always fucks up the sequencing numbers?

  561. 561
    albacore says:

    Davis is no more than yesterday’s man
    And still clinging to the LibLabCon clan
    Thieving, discredited traitors of old
    You can’t transmute excrement into gold

  562. 562
    Keynsham, Bristol says:

    “I have personally won over £20,000 with moi famous Infra-Draw Method!”

  563. 563
    (That's enough Eds, Ed!) says:

    Is there any day of the week that this (vnt ISN’T in the prints?

  564. 564
    numerologist says:

    Latest pics from the harem grooming market?

  565. 565
    Fishy says:

    That’ll be Cooper the house flipper (makes Miller look like an amateur) and Burnham who should have left public life after Stafford.

  566. 566
    Uncle Sam says:

    Why not swap the dates around ? If she’s found ‘not guilty’ they can always issue a 31-second apology.

  567. 567
    Michael Gove says:

    Prime Minister.you should have sacked Maria Miller. You said there was going to be a new way in politics. Very disappointed with you

  568. 568
    Maria Miller Conservative MP for Basingstoke. Secretary of State for Culture, Media and Sport and M says:

    Hear ! Hear !

  569. 569
    Dave says:

    There’s no need to be wisterical about this

  570. 570
    Where's my right of recall? says:

    It’s the public who matter. We don’t want her in Parliament. She is yet another reason not to vote Conservative.

  571. 571
    Where's my right of recall? says:

    UKIP also need to cut the Labour Party down to size.

  572. 572
    Where's my right of recall? says:

    There is some difference between claims which test ambiguities (and the odd bit of arm-chancing regarding a bottle of wine on a restaurant bill on a business trip) – a matter between employee and employer usually – and the kind of strategic money-making scam which this woman has been indulging in at the expense of the public.

  573. 573
    Where's my right of recall? says:

    Burnham should be in prison.

  574. 574
    Hogan-Howe says:

    Why have these people not been arrested for rioting by the Downing Street police? It’s obvious that they have been verbally abusing the police, and so should be banged up. What’s more is that there is not a single white person among them, obviously racists.

  575. 575
    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Is pork for the chop?

  576. 576
    Best done in private says:

    The trouble with the gay community is that there are too many among them with absolutely no sense of decorum. It seems to be an inherently crude and undignified lifestyle. Political parties with large numbers of active, ‘out’ and organised gays in them will never acquire the reputation for self-control, gravitas and style which is required to remain scandal-free for long in office.

  577. 577
    Vlad the Loudhailer says:

    Every billion pounds means the average income tax payer has to find £33.00 and that equates to 3 hours work for free. So Cameron has just given away an additional 30 hours of free work for everyone in the UK.

  578. 578
    Andrew Marr says:

    In any private company Maria Miller would be sacked for her misdemeanour. She should have gone days ago. Cameron looking bad here.

  579. 579
    P l e b says:

    The tories made all manner of cynically hollow promises in their 2010 manifesto, which they never had any real interest in honouring. Hence the manifesto’s mysterious subsequent disappearance. After seizing power, they set about inflicting an agenda of greed, lies and hatred upon a population left vulnerable and fearful as a consequence of the global capitalism crisis.

    I doubt very much that Cameron is losing much sleep over the fate of those who have suffered as a consequence of the Bullingdon Putsch of 2010. That will change next year, of course..

  580. 580
    Best done in private says:

    Gay people holding private parties in their own homes and at their own expense is tolerable for many people. There is something very wrong with them holding parties in hotels during political conferences using money leached off the taxpayer, as in this case. Uncool.

  581. 581
    Freedom says:

    So, you will disband the UAF?

  582. 582
    Anonymous says:

    Lord no, one Eton is more than enough.

  583. 583
    Apple pie says:

    I think miller should resign but what short memories
    Harmans still in position and crawled back under her rock seems nothing changes and labour get away with it again.

  584. 584
    The Dutch Ambassador says:

    Clegg is a citizen of whichever country I tell him to be.

  585. 585
    The Next Tit in No. 10 - the one with pigeon shit in his hair) says:

    I promith that my Government will be pure and clean – and I will ath for advith from my Union Botheth over everything.

  586. 586
    Jonathon King says:

    My type of scene…

  587. 587
    Dave the Bellend says:

    I make the wrong call 100% of the time. It’s my PR training and my PPE degree. What’s not to like?

  588. 588
    Abbottopotamus says:

    Someone talking about me?

  589. 589
    Duty Pedant says:

    The trouble with the gay community is that there are too many among them with absolutely no sense of decorum. It seems to be an inherently crude and undignified lifestyle. Political parties with large numbers of active, ‘out’ and organised gays in them will never acquire the reputation for self-control, gravitas and style which is required to remain scandal-free for long in office. there is no such thing as a ‘gay community’.

    Fixed it for you.

  590. 590
    None of the above says:

    Can you read!, The tweet above is just playing like the LibLabCon do, I thought UKIP who I was going to vote for had put a different slant on things
    they haven’t , they are just another political party, so after voting UKIP last time ,I won’t this time , Esther McVey is total rubbish and is the MP for my area, hanging on to a low poll, she won’t get in again if I can help it, I haven’t got a fkin clue where you got your billions from or where I say UKIP don’t like Camoron and his cons.

  591. 591
    Maria Miller Conservative MP for Basingstoke. Secretary of State for Culture, Media and Sport and M says:

    Is there one single decent Tory MP? Anyone?

  592. 592
    Grant"The Cheeky Chappie" Shapps says:

    Sherlock Homes smeared some Lemon Curd on his wife’s backside, It was Lemon Entry Dear Watson.

  593. 593
    David (I'm a Conservative, honest) Cameron says:

    The Secretary of State for Culture, Media and Sport has my full support.
    As you can see, she is fully in favour of EMU. Together we will renegotiate the UK’s membership of the EU while being totally in favour of the status quo. Who could ask for a better negotiating team ?

    (Some say I only fancy having my Eton chums in the cabinet but I’ve always had a soft spot for a woman who knows what’s good for her career and does what she’s told.)

  594. 594
    The taxpayer says:

    Then you won’t mind if we end tax breaks and payments to gay organisations and ‘charities’ which claim there is such a thing.

  595. 595
    Freedom says:

    You are Maria Miller’s SPAD and I claim my 45 thousand pounds.

  596. 596
    Pookie snackenberger says:

    I don’t get it, round this neck of the woods we are flooded, and I mean flooded, with ladies and gents from the dark continent, moosie countries and beyond, what has that got to do with EU laws of free movement?

    Shurley they don’t get to tell us who we let in from elsewhere, do they?

  597. 597
    Vince Cable says:

    I remember that joke

  598. 598
    Portlandia says:

    Is there anything quite as pitiful as a group of white people in a place like Hull pretending the bongo drum is a legitimate instrument, let alone that they can actually play it?

  599. 599
  600. 600
    Conning Boil says:

    Wife? My Shylock was a gayer who mistrusted those wimmin things.

  601. 601
    Uncle Joe says:

    We didn’t do “not guilty”.

  602. 602
    Village Idiot says:

    …Correct me if I am wrong,but I seem to remember T.Blair saying his finest hour was introducing the New Human Rights thingy?

  603. 603
    Diry Hands says:

    ….Chukka is the whitest of them,and he is not doing the heavy lifting,prefering to let a black man do the work!….Nice one Chukka!

  604. 604
    SIZE 14 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

    They forgot step 4
    Charge it to the taxpayer !

  605. 605
    Lord and Lady Establishment-Stooge of Brussels says:

    The message is about austerity for Britons while increasing foreign aid. I agree with the message that British tax receipts should protect the needs of Britons. The Establishment Conservative Wing are overspending by £1,200,000,000 a year which is then given away to foreign governments, the undemocratic EU and paying for mass immigration in to the UK.
    For you to ignore the message in the tweet while attacking the messenger doesn’t make sense unless you didn’t really support UKIP and you agree with Tories putting British needs last.
    I hope I have simplified my view enough for you to understand.

  606. 606
    Lord and Lady Establishment-Stooge of Brussels says:

    The Tories are just as bad as Labour and the LibDems.
    A postal vote is a vote for the Establishment, whichever way it goes.

  607. 607
    Lord and Lady Establishment-Stooge of Brussels says:

    Miller re-mortgaged twice to increase her swindling out of the taxpayer’s purse.

  608. 608
    Lord and Lady Establishment-Stooge of Brussels says:

    Who’s the oik in overalls yanking his handle ??

  609. 609
    UKIP or Die says:

    It’s a bit basic that you don’t understand that the folk from the dark continent flood into the EU through its porous borders with the end goal of getting to your neck of the woods.
    Since they come in via the sanctified EU we can not turn them back.
    Please wake up.
    Our only salvation is to vote UKIP.

  610. 610
    You do not know who I am says:

    I wonder what will happen when Fromage wins the Euro Elections alongside Le Pen.

    Will anyone resign ?

  611. 611
    You do not know who I am says:

    Public servants are there to provide a public service.

    If people want an alternative to pork or halal then the public servants should ensure that it is available.

  612. 612
    (That's enough Eds, Ed!) says:

    Suck my knob-end, Viviane!

  613. 613
    The Skating Vicar says:

    “Carry on!”


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