April 4th, 2014

UKIP Attacking “Scared Ed” U-Turn on TV Debates


Something’s happened to change Ed’s mind about having Nigel Farage join the TV debate. Only a few weeks ago he thought it would be a good wheeze to have Cameron haemorrhage votes to UKIP on immigration and Europe live on TV. After seeing Nick Clegg get slaughtered twice in the TV debates with Nigel Farage he seems to have changed his mind. Scared?


  1. 1
    Dangerous Brian says:

    Is this another bandwagon I don’t see before me?

  2. 2
    Grammar School Boy says:

    Scared? No, terrified!

  3. 3
    Lard Preszza says:

    He’s a big soft puddin’ of a leeader, that boy is. no backbone. Just a frightened jelly.
    jelly puddin’..alright luv, if you say so, I’ll have two

  4. 4
    Advice from Ed's recently departed spin doctor says:

    British people just love being told who should and shouldn’t be included in any political debate.

  5. 5
    Ed Miliband, he's a bit weird says:

    I bet Ed Miliband sleeps with the light on because he’s scared of the dark.

  6. 6
    Ed Balls says:

    Scared Ed, required meds, fed the reds ,and retired to bed.

  7. 7
    Maimed Codger says:

    Yep…..as ever Guido has finger on pulse

  8. 8
    Song 4 Ed says:

    Scaredy cat, scaredy cat, sitting on the doormat, all the little doggywogs will have a little bit of it !

  9. 9
    UKIPPER says:

    Lets consider this point for a bit
    Why will Milly, and Cam not admit
    In the Debate that’s planned
    UKIPs Nigel is banned
    There is no doubt about it their “FRIT”

  10. 10
    Song 4 Ed says:

    Scaredy cat, scaredy cat, sitting on the doormat, all the little doggyw0gs will have a little bit of it !

  11. 11
    Prescott's chipolata says:

    Of course he’s afraid. He’s only just woken up to the fact that UKIP appeals to Labour voters even more than it does to ex Tories. A little bit worrying that a party leader didn’t see that coming.

  12. 12
    Carry Hole is a porcine homunculus says:

    Ed muBand announced he is to debate with Teddy, and to balance the multi-cultural diversity Golly will be appearing too.

  13. 13
    Old Salvo says:

    If he had any sense he’s have welcomed the inclusion of UKIP in a TV debate because it is pretty certain that OFCOM will not sanction the inclusion before the general election. He has poor excuses for SPADs?

  14. 14
    Bye bye says:

    There is no doubt about it their “FRIT”

    I would call them a scared git.

  15. 15
    Forrest Gumpalot says:

    Ed Miliband….if political leaders were goal scorers and Farage was Ronaldo, Miliband would be Danny Welbeck.

  16. 16
    UKIPPER says:

    Cameron doesn’t want to debate with Farage because he will be exposed as a liar like Clegg was, lets see him bullshit his way out of this

  17. 17
    Labour says:

    We’re looking forward to the Farage / Cameron debate. It’ll be nice to see how the argument goes – renegotiation vs. withdrawal.

    Especially as Cameron hasn’t said what he’ll renegotiate, or if Merkel & Rumpy will let him.

  18. 18
    Sir Tony Robinson says:

    He is weak and not fit to lead a political party.

  19. 19
    Persona non grata says:

    Time for Labour to resurrect their chicken outfits.

  20. 20
    Tachybaptus says:

    Shouldn’t the proposed referendum be:

    Stay in as we are

    How would people vote?

  21. 21
    Nick Cleggs Foreskin says:

    That Nigel made me go all wrinkly when we was on the telly

  22. 22
    Ah! this makes sense says:

    Woman jailed for 12 months for smuggling an iguana into uk

    Woman spared jail after crashing her car whilst under the influence of hash, coke and booze. Victim paralyzed for life.

  23. 23
    Jimmy says:

    I can’t do it,not anymore.
    Having to spin on behalf of this complete fucking arsehole that you wankers made party leader.
    I quit.

  24. 24
    Anon. says:

    Deciding the participants was a matter for “the people who are organising the debates” and Miliband said that would not “start dictating” who takes part.


  25. 25
    Village Idiot says:

    ….It is impossible to defend the indefensible,and he knows it!…The game is up!

  26. 26
    UKIP 4 ALL says:

    Silver spoon never done a real days work in his life blue blood socialist royalty Milliband? Easy rider career all laid out like a red carpet, no effort required apart from using his name occasionally, dont you know who I am?

    UKIP he was informed would make him PM for certain no matter how hard left he went, how in hock to the unions he became, how crappy he was as a leader. Yes, it was all sooo very simple, UKIP split the Tories leaving him able to mince into No10 and set up a Hollande style economic success story.

    He thought he had it all worked out, and then the muppets surrounding him told him that UKIP is taking labour votes, you have to hand it to Milliband he makes Hollande look like a political magician.

  27. 27
    still walking into darkness says:

    Ed militant has got himself into another fine Messi

  28. 28
    Nigel Evans says:

    “Stay in as we are

    I tried that. Ended up in court.

  29. 29
    Cavirac says:

    One really good thing came from the EU yesterday, the removal of mobile phone roaming charges when you travel within the EU. This is a real money saver for all consumers in the EU and is long overdue. The mobile phone companies have been ripping us off for years.

    Checking on the EU website Votewatch as to who voted etc I was surprised to see that Ukip MEP’s either didn’t vote or voted against it. Obviously they put their political beliefs before their constituents’ needs.

    One thing Clegg did get right (and it is easier to remember those than what he got wrong as there were so many of them) is that to make changes you have to work from within

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    Thrill Seeker says:

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    Red wedge, shove it up your arse too says:

    Yes, and you Sir Tony, are a snivelling little hypocrite turd

  32. 32
    Bloomers in rain-soaked Bongo Bongo Land says:

  33. 33
    retardEd Miliband says:

    Mithter Sthpeaker, Mithter Sthpeaker

    Thith ith outwageouth. I demand a judge led enqwirerery. The bigoted people must never ever hear UKIP’s message or at least not before the English are a minowity in England and can’t vote us out.

  34. 34
    David Moyes says:

    He’s been helping me with my tactics this season.

  35. 35
    Ed says:

    Ssshhhhhhh. Dont tell the shadow cabinet. They all think I’m weally wather jolly good.

  36. 36
    CON GAIN says:

    Tories can’t give a referendum now because the Fib Dems won’t allow it.

    Vote Conservative in 2015, it’s the only way to get a referendum.

  37. 37
    Ah! update says:

    Clegg gets wedged in drain, looking for accurate facts.

  38. 38
    Leader on a Lead says:

    This news tells me that Ed is no longer leading and is being advised.

  39. 39
    Ed Miliband says:

    There are much more important matters, such as the cost of living crisis and other soundbytes…

  40. 40
    David Cameron says:

    Let’s be fair, there will be no referendum. Referenda in the UK are like mirages, they appear on the horizon a couple of years away, shimmering and glinting in the light, but never materialise, and the closer you get to them the more faint they become

  41. 41
    David Attenborough says:

    I asked Diana Abbott if she could smuggle a rare skunk into the UK under the folds of her belly fat.
    She said, “Ok, but what about the smell”
    I said,”well if it dies it fucking dies”.

  42. 42
    jessicacacaca Reeeed, Gaurdianista, pre-packaged dopey PC opinions says:


    For now all we can do is whinge on twitter but just wait until we’re in charge, straight to the re-education camp for you white male.

  43. 43
    ████ 'changed my tune ' Hoon says:

    VICKY !!!

  44. 44
    Pah says:

    Well worth £55million a day, right enough

  45. 45
    Guy News Room says:

    Owen Jones is to step down after a decade as guest moderator of the right wing political blog site,”Order Order ” Guido Fawkes confirms.

  46. 46
    Eric Morecambe (retd) says:

    Bullshit you troll

  47. 47
    jimbo says:

    Yes, Nigel would demolish Cameron almost as easily as Clegg since both Conservative leadership and Lid Dems as a whole are determined to keep us in the EU. As for the mongs saying vote Conservative to get a referendum – the Conservatives promised a referendum before and broke their promise – as did Lib Dems and Labour. So no dice, it’s UKIP for the only realistic chance of a referendum. It could stop the Conservatievs winning this time and then they have to re-think. Let’s face it they have continued the New Labour agenda anyway – even more mass immigration, the Equalities Act, staying in the EU, feminists everywhere, what’s the difference.

  48. 48
    Eurosceptic MP says:

    I’ve been in the Tory party for 30 years and quite obviously haven’t been able to influence a damn thing from within.

  49. 49
    Anon. says:

    Ed Milliband:

    “Look. I just want to do the debates. I want the debates to happen wherever and whenever they can happen. So I sort of think it’s for the people who are organising the debates, and for me to start dictating who’s at the debates is not the right thing to do. Let’s get the people who are organising the debates to make the suggestions about how they want to do the debates.

  50. 50
    Neville Cameron says:

    We should seek by all means in our power to avoid a referendum , by analysing possible causes, by trying to remove them, by discussion in a spirit of collaboration and good will.

  51. 51
    Lies and exagerations to make a case for the EU says:

    There is not one law.not one rule or regulation that has come out of the EU which a British parliament couldn’t have delivered itself.

  52. 52
    Anonymous says:

    Ashton’s Annexation Agenda – ‘Stabilising the neighbourhood’ one country at a time.

  53. 53
    Prescott's chipolata says:

    That’s what I said.

  54. 54
    albacore says:

    You’re surely not suggesting that Ed is frit
    And, head- to-head with Nige he’d look a right tit
    Him and Cameron, they’ve got nothing to fear
    (If they don’t let UKIP come anywhere near)

  55. 55
    Insane Bolt says:

    Are you Nick (newsflash) Robinson?

  56. 56
    Norma Stitz says:

    Nothing is as simple as it looks.The EU forces down roaming charges, so the phone companies recover the money on all our bills. The EU bureaucrats, MEP’s and other eurotrash benefit, while Joe Soap who stays at home picks up the tab.

  57. 57
    Prescott's chipolata says:

    Only by putting up the local charges. Thereby increasing the costs for the poorer non travelling phone users. That’s very helpful for the average Labour voter.

  58. 58
    Anon. says:

  59. 59
    Liverpudlian says:

    Not one of ours. ALWAYS worn on the left.

  60. 60
    BREAKING NEWS!!! says:

    Sir Bruce Forsyth steps down from Strictly Come Dancing

  61. 61
    Bye bye says:

    Why would they need to be in the EU, all countries have International treaties, how the hell do you think you can telephone someone in say Australia or Saudi Arabia, what about International shipping or transmit on the same frequency to someone in another country, those treaties were setup before the EU was thought of, no countries need to be a member of the EU to negotiate little things like roaming as it’s only used by a few people anyway, the EU or should be EEC was set up to trade between countries and not become a a conglomerate of states with no democracy except orders from the few unelected unmonitored deadbeats .

  62. 62
    Who Are These People? says:

    The money will be recouped by raising charges generally so those who don’t travel abroad will subsidise those who do.

  63. 63
    Havocman says:

    Compared to the rest of the shadow cabinet you probably are.

  64. 64
    Joss Taskin says:

    Was it a quckstep down ?

  65. 65
    Labour is the nasty party. says:

    Miliband cannot even go to the toilet without McCluskys permission.

  66. 66
    Tim Yeo-yo says:

    Of course he’s scared. He’s fcuking petrified. If Ed walks like a mong, talks like a mong and looks like a mong then he is a mong.

    The gormless, over privileged cnut has never done a proper days work in his life and he knows Farage would wipe the floor with him.

    I just wish Nige would get rid of the covert coat/barbour look. It does make him look a bit too much like a city spiv/Twickers west car park bore.

  67. 67
    Gobshite says:

    >This is a real money saver for all consumers in the EU

    No. It only benefits people who travel from country to country within the EU … such as MEPs and European Commissioners. Everyone else will pay more to compensate.

  68. 68
    Gobshite says:

    @59 — was reading the rest of the thread while you were posting!

  69. 69
    Labour is the nasty party. says:

    There will be a referendum as promised what ever is negotiated .

  70. 70
    tigerowl says:

    Do not blame Ed for not wanting to debate with Farage. Farage has nothing to offer other than generalisations and nostalgia. They could debate via Skype as effectively. Why give credence to a party filled with bigots, racists and homophobes dressed up as talking for the white working class? Vote UKIP you lose your employment rights, cos Nige does not like the social charter of the EU. Why does Nige and UKIP voter oppose same sex marriage? If two people love each other then that is a good as any reason for them to get married. Pandering to ex Tory hard right supporters. It is the same as when the LIB DEMS started. Tell anything in any street what the people want to hear. Even when the message in one street contradicts the one in the next street. And Nige does not even know what message IS being peddled around. Seems to have a convenient memory when asked about his parties leaflets. NO. UKIP have nothing but hot air and nostalgias to offer. We want a party and government who look to the future. And a future that gives rights and respect to ALL no matter of colour, creed, or sexuality. UKIP would lose too many votes if they tried to support those groups. UKIP voters just live in that nice little world of pre 1950. When everyone almost was white and we doffed our caps to the toffs.

  71. 71
    Twampersand mk II says:

    If you really believe that you need psychiatric help.

  72. 72
    Labour is the nasty party. says:

    Absolute crap,there will be a referendum in 2017 and only David Cameron can deliver.

  73. 73
    Nyth to thee you, nyth says:

    Maybe Ed is leaving a path open to becoming compere of Strictly, now that Brucie is retiring from the show.

  74. 74
    Fed up Joe Public & all voting UKIP ORG says:

    Call me Dave will not only go down in history as a One term PM but he
    will be The Last ETON Bullington Toff to have secreted himself into
    the office of PM & he has acute communication problems with
    openess & honesty……..& will only remembered for legalising Bumsex
    which has caused a big rift with the Voters he failed to take notice of…..

  75. 75
    Red Rum says:

    Fake tans all round!

  76. 76
    Victoria Nuland says:

    my bitch

  77. 77
    The rest of the sixth form says:

    A good point but, on balance, not quite one worth legalising gay marriage, flooding the country with immigrants, bombing Libya and spending fifty-five million pounds a day trying to achieve.

  78. 78
    OS1 says:

    That’s because Millitwat can’t be trusted to sit the right way round on a toilet.
    McClusky has been dealing with shit all his adult life.

  79. 79
    Gooey Blob says:

    Frankly, it doesn’t matter who he would face in a televised debate, Miliband would get slaughtered. For all his unsuitability, Brown had a little more gravitas and three years experience in the job. Ed’s never PM material, and that will come across in a debate even more than it will during the rest of the campaign.

  80. 80
    UKIPPER says:

    The Times they are a changing

    Come all the electorate throughout the UK
    It’s time to ignore what the LIBLABCON say
    Lets face it these parties have all had their day
    Our politics need rearranging
    So go out and vote UKIP lets sweep them away
    For the times they are a changing

    Not one of them listens to our point of view
    They’d sooner give our cash to the EU
    So lets kick them out and try something new
    We can’t afford this lot remaining
    Political rethink is long overdue
    For the times they are a changing

    They lied about Lisbon and promised a vote
    There all Europhiles and in the same boat
    Their treachery just bring a lump to my throat
    As each other they just keep blaming
    So send them a message and let them take note
    That the times they are a changing

    We will no longer tolerate lies being told
    Tax breaks for the rich but more tax for the old
    Ruled from the EU and our birthrights sold
    They ignore us when we are complaining
    If we all vote UKIP there out in the cold
    For the times they all need changing

  81. 81
    Flange says:

    Vote Conservative? What for? More punitive rates from The High Tax Party? No thanks, think I’ll pass on that.

  82. 82
    Fred the pensioner says:

    We don’t need a referendum. Just tell Rumpy we are not playing any more and he can now whistle for his 55 million and have all his stupid laws back.

  83. 83
    Alex the Salmon says:

    I knew you’d come over to us one day. They always do.

  84. 84
    Havocman says:

    “Dealing with” or “spouting”?

  85. 85
    Little Ed says:

    Yeth! Wote Labour!! I agwee!!!

  86. 86
    A relieved Gooner says:

    Welbeck? More like Nicky Bendtner if you ask me. Now where’s that barn door I have to aim at?

  87. 87
    Will says:

    Typical hysterical claptrap, saying if we withdraw from the eu that all employment rights will be withdrawn and that we will go back to the 1950,s. if that means being able to report undesirable individuals and not having to put up with murderers claiming human rights or payouts whilst in prison (Levi bellfield)

    The Labour Party has most to fear from ukip as the white working class who would not vote Tory might vote ukip instead.

    Also labour has a problem in that many Asian areas it may not be able to rely on thier votes and they might vote for the respect or other parties.

  88. 88
    Gooey Blob says:

    I honestly wonder where Labour will find their next PM, I can’t see a candidate on their front bench. Are the charismatic Blairite reformers hiding somewhere? The current lot are cowards, hiding behind an unelectable hard-left union puppet – or muppet – and his somewhat ambitious “thirty-five percent” strategy.

  89. 89
    Garçon says:

    Hollandaise sauce avec monsieur’s chipolata?

  90. 90
    Fred the pensioner says:

    Unnecessary waste of time and money. Just pull the plug and have done with it. Better hurry up though as there are rumours of an EU army being put together from somewhere or other.

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    Bloomers in rain-soaked Bongo Bongo Land says:

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    jimboooo says:

    If you want to see what “scared” looks like then check out Dan Twat Hodges’ latest rant in the telegraph. Oh how that might paper has fallen. He is now going absolutely mental, one anti-Nigel piece per day, each less serious and more poorly written that the last – I say it’s at least 50/50 that he is actually foaming at the mouth as he types now. He is, like the whole establishment, terrified out of his tiny mind.

  93. 93
    Fishy says:


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    Labour is the nasty party. says:

    The only way to get a referendum is to vote Conservative , Labour have not
    got a clue , Liberals will be wiped out ,and UKIP will be lucky to get even one
    or two MP,s . I would vote for the devil to keep the Miliband and Balls out.
    That is more important than Europe which can be sorted out in 2017.

  95. 95
    Gooey Blob says:

    Oops, meant to say optimistic, not ambitious.

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    Bye bye says:

    It’s not about a debate it’s all now about voting opportunities and PR, Farage is winning both at the moment so much that even the braindead have been chatting about it, yes I know some braindead and they watched the Farage Clegg debate and were impressed enough to say they would get off their a rses and go and vote for UKIP, that is impressive, no tv debate means no pr for these two so called “leaders” of the people, for the EU votes, which means they are hoping people will vote for them or they believe they have no hope in the May EU votes, sadly being on tv keeps you in the public eye and the EU elections.

  97. 97
    Fred the pensioner says:

    But at least Mr le President had decent looking crumpet on his CV.

  98. 98
    Little Johnny B13COW says:

    SALLY !!

  99. 99
    Dirtbox Dave - queen of the homos says:

    Just like the last time.

  100. 100
    Fred the pensioner says:

    Well, it has certainly been shown over the recent past that many politicians are as straight as all those bent bananas we were told we couldn’t sell.

  101. 101
    A. Chipolata says:

    Bloody cheek!

    At least chipolatas have purpose and the ability to please at least some of the punters!

    Retract your statement or stand by to be well salami-ed.

  102. 102
    Bye bye says:

    A fashion statement much nicer than a tattoo or one of those gold chains .

  103. 103
    Will says:

    Dave did not legalise bumsex it was already legal for consenting homosexuals before he came into office.

    As for a big issue with the voters I suspect that it was not a major issue, I suspect trying to get the country out of the mess that we inherited is more of an issue and fuel prices

  104. 104
    UKIP or bust says:

    How long till big brother (oops) comes back from being traind by the clintons to rescue goofy ed and his nasty party?

  105. 105
    Les A Kimbo says:

    Front view would have been more revealing.

  106. 106
    Barreness Horseface of Private Plane, - yet another NooBoringLiar Clitorati says:

    I am so relieved that Mr Pootn heeded my advice and pulled out in time to avoid any unwanted consequences!

    We call that ‘Coitus Interupt-us’ in the EUSSR – and leaves neither side really satisfied.

    However, it’s better than nothing I suppose.

    BTW, I’m going to have the lavvy on my Private Plane changed to match my underwear.

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    A dribbly bear says:

    Sure. Just like there is one God and Justin Welby is his prophet.

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    and so say all of us says:

    It is becoming clearer as each post by this Tigerowl moron emerges that he/it was dropped on its head the day it was born. They had hard floors back then, so substantial irreparable damage seems to have done.

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    still walking into darkness says:

    Guido, can you check the IP address of comment number 28 please, see if that is a con lab or lib HQ building

  111. 111
    Mornington Crescent says:

    Sod off, Bloom; you tried to out-Farage Farage and lost. You’re not funny, you’re not clever, you’re just another braying ex-City bore – and boor.

    Go and spend more time with the back of your fridge.

  112. 112
    Socialism is theft says:

    Ed is still only half as scared as cast-iron Dave.

  113. 113
    Twampersand mk II says:

    As opposed to being surrounded by dagoes and packees and having to watch labourscum become toffs at our expense.

    BTW Bigots, racists and homophobes, the white working class?

    I think you mean those who are firmly decided that immigration has been an utter disaster and that taking it up the shitter is about as desirable as another labour government.

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    and so say all of us says:

    Now you know why your mum always told you to wear clean underwear whenever you go out.

  115. 115
    Twampersand mk II says:

    Take it up the chuff, eh Will?

  116. 116
    Garfield says:

    Milliband will not debate with Farage because he knows it will be political suicide for him.

  117. 117
    Lemongrass says:

    There are hundreds of things that are more important than gay marriage.

  118. 118
    A Progressive (sic) Metropolitan Elitist with a face like the cheek of an Arse says:

    As PM, I am ready to debate anything with anyone any time, anywhere!

    You can trust me on that! – and you know me well enough by now!

  119. 119
    Labour is the nasty party. says:

    I agree 100% , The most important issue at the moment is stopping the
    Two muppets on the Labour front bench.from getting anywhere near government.

  120. 120
    Socialism is theft says:

    And only Dave can deliver on his wish to get Turkey into the EU. That’s another 77 million allowed entry into the UK.

  121. 121
    Lemongrass says:

    Farage would have more to lose in a debate with Miliband.

    The public would be expecting him to wipe the floor with Miliband. Anything less would be making Miliband into a credible politician.

  122. 122
    Britain For Sale says:

    Chinese firm set to buy House of Fraser


  123. 123
    Bye bye says:

    Always thought these politicians were opportunists, seems if they didn’t have their spads and little helpers , they would still be hiding in the wardrobe hoping that the back of the wardrobe will open up and they could visit Narnia.

  124. 124
    Nick Clegg says:

    Big Issue

  125. 125
    Garfield says:

    Lemongrass I have a problem with “Credible Politician”

  126. 126
    Socialism is theft says:

    Even if Cameron does give us a referendum it will be stitched up one, with Dave promising his renegotiations have been a success in the same deceitful way that Blair/Brown promised those red lines protected the UK and turned out to be completely worthless. You can not trust the Liblabcons. They are all basically liars.

  127. 127
    Career politics for dummies says:

    The next Labour leader is currently sitting their exams at school. A few more years as a SPAD and they will have the requisite experience to lead the Country.

  128. 128
    Anonymous says:

    Further to jimbo’s comments at 44. Could not agree more. It makes no difference as to whether Lab. or Con. gets in next time. In fact, it could be that the tories will be demolished leaving labour to f##k up the country as they have in the past and the Libs get back under their holes leaving UKIP and the people’s army to pick up the pieces and try to turn the country around to the betterment of the indigenous population.

  129. 129
    Mornington Crescent says:

    I stopped reading at “bigots, racists and homophobes”. When all else fails, just wheel out the usual smears.

    Sorry, mate, even the Layabout Party have realised that crap doesn’t work any more.

  130. 130
    Our leaders are clowns says:

    Woman asked to make an apology after fraudulently stealing from the tax payer.

  131. 131
    Iain Duncan Smith says:

    Maria Miller being cleared by fellow MPs and allowed to stay in Cabinet reminds us it’s one rule for the top, one rule for everybody else.

  132. 132
    DAVE EAT'N HEAD says:

    Millitwat is nowhere near well known enough , to debate with anyone
    even if he was , he would have nothing to say

  133. 133

    I’ve done her !

  134. 134
    Jesus the Social Divider says:

    I think you’ll find it’s the latter.

  135. 135
    Ed Militwerp says:

    Thith ith a Too Far Too Fatht, Cotht of Leaving the EU Bedwoom Tacth cwithith! Oh, yeth. Tho there.

  136. 136
    Anon. says:


  137. 137
    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

    Flat-lining. Remember flat-lining and food banks.

  138. 138
    Anon. says:


  139. 139
    Chuka says:

    There is, of course, one exception to this in the Shadow Cabinet but modesty forbids me to say who that is.( clue: initials are C U).

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    Maria Miller gives UKIP more votes! says:

    Article 50 and out.

  141. 141
    Rinka the Dog says:

    I think she’s demonstrating. in dance form, a metaphor for the UK’s immigration policy.

  142. 142
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Don’t knock it Ed, you are not working people.

  143. 143
    Maria Miller gives UKIP more votes! says:

    The mobile operators will increase their “regular” charges to make up for this lost revenue. Therefore ALL of you will subsidise calls made by folk on foreign trips!
    Good innit?

  144. 144
    FrankFisher says:

    if UKIP get 20 MPs, and we *could* now the Libdem vote has vanished, there’ll be a referendum no matter who has formed the minority government.

  145. 145
    Maria Miller gives UKIP more votes! says:

    There IS a God, after all.

  146. 146
    Geordieboy says:

    The LAbour front bench have an accumulative IQ of 10. The rest have an accumulative score of minus10.therefore between them they have no I Q.


  147. 147
    M103 says:

    Ah bless.

  148. 148
    M103 says:

    That’s Maria Miller.

  149. 149
    jgm2 says:

    I think he dresses like an on-course bookie.

  150. 150
    Ed The Eunuch says:


  151. 151
    jgm2 says:

    Ned Miliband appearing on TV in any capacity is political suicide.

    Which is why he and the other Ned are nowhere to be seen.

  152. 152
    jgm2 says:

    #Think of a number

    Well? Which is it?

    £1600 or £974?

  153. 153
    Only chavs shop at Tesco says:

    So fucking what? He wants us out of the abysmal EU bollox and that’s good enough for me and most of my politically aware friends.

  154. 154
    Jimmy says:

    Cameron has more to lose than Miliband

  155. 155
    Jimmy says:

    If she did not realise what she was doing was wrong, how come she stopped abruptly when the expenses scandal blew? She apparently says she does not know why she stopped. Amnesia or related conditions seem to very prevalent at the moment.

  156. 156

    The sheer arrogance of the pig ugly bitch is beyond parody!!

  157. 157
    Tim Yeo-yo says:

    Car sales at best levels for 10 years. Cost of living catch line failure crisis.

  158. 158
    Taxpayer-funded astroturfing EU Troll says:

    Vote UKIP.

  159. 159
    broderick crawford says:

    God what a lukewarm , tepid, bland , boring piece of abstract discourse.

    I compare it to a village church Sunday sermon with only the mice present. . She even dresses like a priest — I was expecting her to dispense communion.

    She wants to open an office in Mongolia?

    Her next career move is thus signposted.

  160. 160
    broderick crawford says:

    Is the guy in the suit Davey Milliband ?

  161. 161
    Sir Roger de Senseless says:

    You can’t be serious!

    I really AM a conservative and I wouldn’t vote for that shower if Beelzebub had me by the bollocks.

  162. 162
    Lomax says:

    The correct expression is ‘FRIT’

  163. 163
    Sir Roger de Senseless says:

    Hear, hear!!

  164. 164
    Sir Roger de Senseless says:

    If he’s woken up to the U.K.I.P. threat, I would say (though perhaps he might have done). It shows just how thick these people are. Anybody can understand that the working class suffer most from the perverted dogmas of these clowns without needing to be told by Farage. All he did was speak the truth, yet Cleggover looked like a rabbit in the headlights. I don’t suppose he’s ever heard anyone say anything true before. Yet they are still trying to pretend that U.K.I.P. are “extreme right wing” (whatever that’s supposed to mean) and that only a section of the Tory party will be attracted by them. What tossers!

  165. 165
    UKIPPER says:

  166. 166
    Fishy says:

    It was fun seeing the Daily Brillo taking the piss out of Weird Ed.

    While Cameron enjoys shopping in Waitrose, Ed (predictably) was spotted at a farmer’s market…in Hampstead.

    Man of the people is our Ed. It’s a wonder he wasn’t at a food bank.

  167. 167
    Big D says:

    The political classes are wetting themselves , hurrah .
    Power to the people ( through UKIP )

  168. 168
    Grumpy old man says:

    “BTW, I’m going to have the lavvy on my Private Plane changed to match my underwear.”

    Surgical pink?

  169. 169
    RichUpNorth says:


  170. 170
    Grumpy old man says:

    If Con Gain believes that he’s beyond psychiatric help. notice the way that No More Sleaze Dave protected the Fraudster Miller? Thats the way it’s done in the EU. That sends a signal to the rest of the troughers “an EU referendum over your dead bodies’. The electorate are serfs and don’t count.

  171. 171
    Gary Bloke says:

    Other charges will go up to compensate for lost income on roaming charges.

  172. 172
    Grumpy old man says:

    You and I are both Conservatives. Dave and his Eton Common Room Cabinet and the rest of the Metropolitan elite are not.

  173. 173
    Chairman Mao says:

    So will it be known as House of Flaser?

  174. 174
    Jacky Treehorn says:

    Of course they scared. For a start they have nothing to work wiith, they can put lipstick on a pig but it will still be a pig.

  175. 175
    Bloke says:

    For crying out fucking loud – this bint’s on £400 grand a year.

  176. 176
    Jacky Treehorn says:

    I know I shouldn’t want to punch that woman in the face, but then again she does have a face.

  177. 177
    Grumpy old man says:

    They’ll come on in the same old way, and we’ll see them off in the same old way.

  178. 178
    Grumpy old man says:

    In the land of the idiots, the one-brain-celled man is Leader of the Opposition.

  179. 179
    Carlo Gambino says:

    metre (ˈmiːtə) or meter
    1. (Poetry) prosody the rhythmic arrangement of syllables in verse, usually according to the number and kind of feet in a line.

    Thank me later.

  180. 180
    Grumpy old man says:

    Go and watch your videos of Moscow May Day parades from the ’50’s for a couple of hours, you’ll feel better then.

  181. 181
    Grumpy old man says:

    Absolutely right! Farage should refuse to debate with all those fruitcakes, racists and looney tunes that is Labour.

  182. 182
    Grumpy old man says:

    How can a zombie suicide?

  183. 183
    Grumpy old man says:

    The only thing that will make Milliband a credible politician is Genetic Manipulation.

  184. 184
    john in cheshire says:

    they’re frit, perhaps? Let’s at least be literate in our objections to the socialist sh~~ that pollutes our land.

  185. 185
    Alan Calder says:

    The problem is that Farage appeals to mindless morons. And they each have a vote. So refusing Farage airtime is intelligent. Intelligent people wont be voting for Farage so why give hom airtime?

  186. 186
    cured lefty says:

    Holy mother of fuck this useless fudd sounds as crap as she looks!

  187. 187
    Alan Calder says:

    This is how Hitler got to power.

  188. 188
    Anonymous says:

    Better than the rest of them with their “Look what an expensive suit I can afford because I’m troughing it like crazy here”.

  189. 189
    cured lefty says:

    So pray tell us who does milliband appeal to?

  190. 190
    Nemesis says:

    If this is to be a debate between who is likely to be the next PM then it should be between Cameron and Miliband. If it is to be a debate of party leaders then it should be Cameron. Miliband, Farage and Clegg. To include Clegg but not Farage is blatant discrimination – and cowardice.

  191. 191
    Nemesis says:

    So who would you vote for? Because you are not an intelligent person I presume it will be Farage using your own logic.

  192. 192
    JH-230912384590231 says:

    If he becomes PM and approaches international affairs with the sort of brutal efficiency of your typical on-course bookie, we’ll have the empire back within 3 years.

  193. 193
    Fred the pensioner says:

    Bloody hell! NO. We have enough problems of our own as it is.

    Still,I suppose it might make compulsory rendition quite a bit easier – if you follow my drift…

  194. 194
    Fred the pensioner says:

    Or House of Lising Sun?

  195. 195
    Fred the pensioner says:

    Alan Calder has been consuming too much Tigerowl.

  196. 196
    Fred the pensioner says:

    I didn’t know we had a farmer in Hampstead. What does he grow? Spads? Turnips?

  197. 197
    albacore says:

    Well, them that can, do
    Them that can’t, witter
    They’d give it a go
    Were they less fritter

  198. 198
    John Tandy says:

    Very very scared indeed…..

  199. 199
    Anonymous says:

    “Something’s happened to change Ed’s mind about having Nigel Farage join the TV debate.”
    Hmmmm. Possibly relating to the same danger encountered by a jingoistic Nick. When promoting the spread of ‘democracy’ by force, one is likely to be asked if one is prepared to lead that charge from the front. No politician wants to be confronted by questions that reveal their rendition of reality out of kilter with the population. That’s why they generalise so much, rather than actually attempting to pin down reality (which can defend itself).

  200. 200
    The Lizzud Returns says:

    Guido, that’s not “a few weeks”. That’s over a year later, you stupid dick.

  201. 201
    Anonymous says:

    I hear she gives good head.

  202. 202
    UKIPPER says:

    More Like Danny Laroo

  203. 203
    Anonymous says:

    but most of the British public are not politically aware and dressing like a bookie/spiv does matter. Its very sad, and I hate to say it, but also true.

  204. 204
    Tim Yeo-yo says:

    1997-2010 seems to have been forgotten by the BBC and most of the twunts that still support Labour

  205. 205
    Tim Yeo-yo says:

    The problem is that the Labour party appeals to mindless morons. And they each have a vote. So refusing the Labour party airtime is intelligent. Intelligent people wont be voting for Labour so why give them airtime?

  206. 206
    The Truth Dispenser says:

    While I don’t ever want to be a troll, it must be said that this woman is one of the most despicable, characterless, ugly, scrapyard hounds I’ve ever seen.

  207. 207
    (That's enough Eds, Ed!) says:

    Fuck me that’s ugly!

  208. 208
    (That's enough Eds, Ed!) says:

    Just wait until he hears about the Northern blokes who phoned the Dave ‘n’ Ken prog on LBC singing Nige’s praises!

  209. 209
    (That's enough Eds, Ed!) says:

    Sorry love, the Guardian’s closed till Monday!

  210. 210
    Bob Crowe's bollocks says:

    Trust me, don’t even joke about it.

  211. 211
    Jasmyn Alayby Broon says:

    The media must be controlled!

  212. 212
    Lord Flashheart says:

    I agree with you about Ed, but you are still a socialist c#nt so f#ck off.

  213. 213
    get the hell out says:

    “renegotiate” means nothing – you don’t know what you will get even if you did spell out what you were aiming for.

  214. 214
    get the hell out says:

    I hope Nige continues to dress as he wants to – it’s better to look like his real self than another fucking ConLibLab clone.

    Personally, I think he should wear a motorhead t-shirt and denims.

  215. 215
    harsh but fair says:

    Anyone talking about politics who mentions “phobes” should be punched in the throat until they admit they are a c#nt.

  216. 216
    GODWIN says:


    now f#ck off

  217. 217
    Brainiacs says:

    I’m extremely intelligent and so are my friends, and we will all vote for UKIP

  218. 218
    Velociraptor says:

    2013 … 2014 … it’s a few weeks ago in the great scheme of things.

  219. 219
    Orbison says:

    ♬ He’s running scared ♬

  220. 220
    Dave says:

    I can guess the last to initialsI

  221. 221
    Dave says:

    im thick but I like the purple badges,UKIP for me.

  222. 222
    Sqeezing Pimples says:

    Militit will run faster than Mr Gump. Run Ed run! Hopefully he will run so fast he will disappear into his own ring piece.

  223. 223
    Kilminster says:


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