April 4th, 2014

#PhoneFarage Live


31 Comments

  1. 1
    hetero Wedding Planner says:

    My hero

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  2. 2
    Sir Toffington says:

    I was promised he’d be drinking beer. :( There goes my vote

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  3. 3
    Bill Quango MP says:

    We are supposed to be doing what now?
    I got here late.

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    • 8
      fungsui....no more bungs or locks please. says:

      john travolra says.
      …the newscaster is dead. make up some news.
      saturn has become jupiter.
      saturn is gone. it’s ring is still there.
      .
      rain ji.
      when the rain comes, dance. the bend down dance. now bend down, now bend up, now clap above the head. the Garba dance. speak to a Gujrati. They like Star TV. so progress from the SKY to the STAR. still the same family.
      .
      SKY is the backdrop. is the chop coming number 2.

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  4. 4
    Quisling Alert says:

    The man holding the door open for Ed Miliband to walk into Downing Street

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  5. 5
    Kenny Everett says:

    We’re going to round them up, we’re going to put them in a field, and we’re going to BOMB THE BASTARDS

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    Are they related? says:

    He’s got a weird double chin like Chris Smith.

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    • 28
      Jacky Treehorn says:

      I saw chris smith in a square just off oxford circus once while getting out of my car.
      He is truly a. Ugly man, I reckon he’s gay cos no woman would take a second look at his hidious head.

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  8. 12
    Ken Dodd's Dad's Dog's Dead says:

    He’s sweating out his birthday beers.

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  9. 13
    Wobbly Bristols says:

    Nige is a legend. Pure and simple.

    Please vote UKIP everyone. Go on, please.

    And join us for 30 English notes (or less)

    http://ukip.datawareonline.co.uk/JoinOnline.aspx?type=1

    PS – Tim Stanley’s a bit wet isn’t he? Very much like all the Torygraph’s “journos” now – not Norman, natch

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  10. 14
    Owen Jones Bum eyed view of the world says:

    We all know Putin’s attitude to bumsex and we all know you love Putin so must hate bumsex which is homophobic.
    I would never go to war to fight for democracy but I would go to war to fight for bumsex.
    The whole world and its leaders should be judged by their attitude to bumsex if found wanting.First sanctions to starve the buggers out followed by bombs.

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    • 19
      Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

      Bombers for bummers?

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    • 26
      Unspeakable Pervert says:

      But wouldn’t ‘the buggers’ be fans of bumsex too ?
      Just like you.
      A rinky dinky doo.
      Shag a kangaroo.
      Toodle-oo.

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  11. 22
    Anonymous says:

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  12. 23
    Whiffler says:

    What phone broadcast ?

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Is it just me, or is Nigel Farage just a top hat and a monocle away from being a Batman villain?


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