April 4th, 2014

#PhoneFarage Live


  1. 1
    hetero Wedding Planner says:

    My hero

  2. 2
    Sir Toffington says:

    I was promised he’d be drinking beer. :( There goes my vote

  3. 3
    Bill Quango MP says:

    We are supposed to be doing what now?
    I got here late.

  4. 4
    Quisling Alert says:

    The man holding the door open for Ed Miliband to walk into Downing Street

  5. 5
    Kenny Everett says:

    We’re going to round them up, we’re going to put them in a field, and we’re going to BOMB THE BASTARDS

  6. 6
    Kenny Everett says:

    Cameron will have a cost of leaving crisis

  7. 7
  8. 8
    fungsui....no more bungs or locks please. says:

    john travolra says.
    …the newscaster is dead. make up some news.
    saturn has become jupiter.
    saturn is gone. it’s ring is still there.
    rain ji.
    when the rain comes, dance. the bend down dance. now bend down, now bend up, now clap above the head. the Garba dance. speak to a Gujrati. They like Star TV. so progress from the SKY to the STAR. still the same family.
    SKY is the backdrop. is the chop coming number 2.

  9. 9
    Herman Van Rompuy-Pompy says:

    That’s why we pay him! [skeletor laugh]

  10. 10
    Are they related? says:

    He’s got a weird double chin like Chris Smith.

  11. 11
    hetero Wedding Planner says:

    Is that Edwina Balls?

  12. 12
    Ken Dodd's Dad's Dog's Dead says:

    He’s sweating out his birthday beers.

  13. 13
    Wobbly Bristols says:

    Nige is a legend. Pure and simple.

    Please vote UKIP everyone. Go on, please.

    And join us for 30 English notes (or less)


    PS – Tim Stanley’s a bit wet isn’t he? Very much like all the Torygraph’s “journos” now – not Norman, natch

  14. 14
    Owen Jones Bum eyed view of the world says:

    We all know Putin’s attitude to bumsex and we all know you love Putin so must hate bumsex which is homophobic.
    I would never go to war to fight for democracy but I would go to war to fight for bumsex.
    The whole world and its leaders should be judged by their attitude to bumsex if found wanting.First sanctions to starve the buggers out followed by bombs.

  15. 15
    peoples representitive of doncaster says:

    no way,he’s gunning for the northern labour vote now,there’s a reason they are having their next conference in donny,he’s parking his tanks on ed millilbands lawn(all be it one he’d never lower himself to actually live in)

  16. 16
    Bob says:

    All done in the best possible taste!

  17. 17
    Dangerous Brian says:

    A bit like Ed Moribund then, the Islington born mug.

  18. 18
    Anonymous says:

    If the conservatives had some Tory policies, instead of being Labour Lite, they wouldn’t be worried about Labour.

  19. 19
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Bombers for bummers?

  20. 20
    Grumpy old man says:

    how true.

  21. 21
    MrNedward says:

    David Cameron is holding the door open for Ed Miliband. If tories want to stop Miliband walking into Downing street, then they should come up with some policies which give the voting electorate an alternative worth voting for.

    We are NOT going to vote for a copy of labour.

  22. 22
    Anonymous says:

  23. 23
    Whiffler says:

    What phone broadcast ?

  24. 24
  25. 25
    Socialism is theft says:

    Try voters are like Manchester United supporters who would support Manchester City if they were conditioned to do so. Gutless mutton-heads. I lost any respect I had for Tory voters long ago. Tories want more immigration and a bigger EU. That’s all you need to know about them.

  26. 26
    Unspeakable Pervert says:

    But wouldn’t ‘the buggers’ be fans of bumsex too ?
    Just like you.
    A rinky dinky doo.
    Shag a kangaroo.

  27. 27
    thostids says:

    Edwina Curried Balls.

  28. 28
    Jacky Treehorn says:

    I saw chris smith in a square just off oxford circus once while getting out of my car.
    He is truly a. Ugly man, I reckon he’s gay cos no woman would take a second look at his hidious head.

  29. 29
    ain't no tory as far as the eye can see says:

    parking his little girly pink tricycle more like

  30. 30
    Pink Dave says:

    I’m in charge now, duckies!

  31. 31
    Let me be very clear about this says:

    Now when was the last time I heard the words “Manchester” and “Tories” mentioned.

    Oh yes, I remember: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2597902/The-Tory-Minister-vicious-feud-gay-sex-party-paid-Westminster-braced-new-sleaze-scandal-Speaker-plans-emergency-talks-defuse-crisis.html

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George Galloway says of his former Respect candidate the UKIP MEP turned Tory, Amjad Bashir…

“Clearly Bashir does not have any real political principles or commitment, only naked opportunism and self-interest. He represents the revolving door principle in politics. The Tories are welcome to him because he will cause them embarrassment. Fortunately Respect was able to act before he did it to us.”

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