April 4th, 2014

New Figures Show Gordon and Sarah Brown Office Booming

The shareholders of the Office of Gordon and Sarah Brown will be delighted by the company’s strong performance as recorded in its annual accounts published this week. Cash held by the company is up from £160,978 to £237,226, it current assets total £255,469 and shareholder funds have reached £226,031. Despite setting aside £550,000 for “expenses” and declaring £3,605,197 in revenue since it was established, the Office has given just £90,000 more to charity since last year’s figures were disclosed, up from £912,702 to £1,002,702 overall. Subtracting the declared amount donated to charity from the declared revenue shows the company would have had a healthy £2,602,495 of income which did not go to charity. Gordon Brown claims that he does not benefit personally from this arrangement in any way, apart of course from the first class travel to exotic locations, the 5-star hotels, the Michelin standard restaurants, together with ego-stroking paid flunkies and bag carriers required to maintain the premier lifestyle to which Gordon and Sarah have become addicted…

See also: Gordon Brown Office Has £10,000-a-Week Expenses, The Interview Gordon Brown Does Not Want You to See


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    The apprentice is learning from the master

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    JH-230912384590231a says:

    Who would willingly pay this man a penny to do anything but jump from a pier?

    It is of course cash for services already rendered, the selling out of our country. We really need to ask hard questions about how this man managed to get anywhere near high office.

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    T.B£iar - the People's Messiah says:

    Chicken feed !!

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    lojolondon says:

    Unbelievable. Who in the world would ever pay the biggest failure in Global financial history (with NO personality) to speak at a conference.


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    Sir Tony Robinson says:

    I always knew he would make good.

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    A lying two-faced paranoid bully, economic illiterate and sanctimonious shithead says:

    You see???!!! – if the country had kept ME in charge – EVERYONE would be as rich as what me and Tony are!

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    lojolondon says:

    Also deeply ironic how the Labour top brass become the biggest tax-dodgers in the country.
    Something for Nigel Farage to get his teeth into, because you can bet that Slick Nick has the same moves planned for 12 months time, and Cast-Iron Dave just shortly thereafter….

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    Back to Basics says:

    the very least reward that the man who ‘abolished Boom and Bust’ should be entitled to expect.

    Where will he turn up next ? Not the IMF. Not the EU. No bank has tocuhed him. Perhaps a UNICEF Ambassador for the poor. The poor in the UK who he saddled with debt for a century to come.

    ‘How long, can this keep goin’ on ………………….’

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    Gordon McMong says:

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    Revd. Phoney (£rd Fucking Way) B£iar and The LieBore Party says:

    You can thank us for that

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    Feminists are thick cunts says:

    The BBC, the Guardian for starters.

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    Mick Salazar says:

    He’s an MP and should do the job he’s paid to do by the taxpayer.

    He’s still taking an MPs salary and pension but jets off to hobnob with Middle-Eastern despots and celebrities in Los Angeles and rakes in the cash using a phoney “charity” front.

    The fact that he can’t be sacked and Labour won’t discipline says everything about how parliament is a club for the benefit of its members and Labour MPs want to cream in the cash for free.

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    Dave is a Hypocrital T(u)rd says:

    Meanwhile Maria Miller is still in Office.

    She continues to have fucking Dave’s “warm support”.

    But then the cow did him favours during the bumsex marriage saga — so perhaps all is explained

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    Toxic Labour for Spongers, Parasites, Criminals, Green Nazis, Peedos and other Wasters says:

    These champagne socialists are just doing what they always do, milk the public for what they can get. They claim to hate capitalists but do everything possible to become one.

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    Why isn't Brown sacked for non-attendence? says:

    There’s a long list of repressive middle-eastern states, third rate hedge funds and waning celebrities with cash who want to associate with a British PM, even he’s gone full-loon. They all need each other.

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    M.Miller says:

    I need to know how to do this

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    Anonymous says:

    Except capitalists do something for people in return.

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    Danger Danger! says:

    Why do you seek to provoke Gordoom like this? Don’t you know this coverage makes him furious and he’ll be onto the PCC and other bodies, even though they can’t do anything about this site? Gordoom wants only positive coverage of his, er, humanitarian work.

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    Gordon Brown, Economic Genius. Who was his adviser? says:

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    Disgruntled says:

    In my opinion, the only thing first class is his cμntitude.

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    Socialism is theft says:

    But if they sack her there will be one less token woman in government and Labour would not like that, would they?

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    Sarah says:

    The odd thing is. When it comes to other people’s money, Gordon spends it like a drunken sailor on shore leave but when it comes to his own money his purse is firmly locked and bolted.

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    Envy is one of the seven deadly sins says:

    Peanuts, compared to the profits made by hedge funds from the taxpayers’ Royal Mail sell off.

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    M­a­­­­q­bo­­ul says:

    The sale of the loss making Royal Mail made a tidy sum for the Exchequer. Not as much as it could have done but it was a gain nonetheless.

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    Gordon wants One Billion Dollars and a change in Moslem Rules says:

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    Likes to have pics taken with kiddies too! says:

    Likes to have pics taken with kiddies too!

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    And thgere you have it. says:

    Quite. The RM sale made money for the country while the selling of our Gold lost money for the country.

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    non taxable pikey says:

    Anjem Choudary now causing problems in Lebanon. Since the swine is now out of the country is there any way in which we can stop the bugger coming back in? One could hope that the Lebanese authorities deal with him.


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    Sarah Millington says:

    He should be in prison

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    Garfield says:

    You just do not understand, This man and his massive intellect saved the world. I repeat he saved the world.

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    Dodgy D. Laws says:

    Me too.

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    Mad, Bad & Dangerous Gordon McRuin ( Member in absentia ) says:

    Gold, anyone ?

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    Sarah Millington says:

    Given his track record expect a massive growth in illiterate married children.

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    Disgruntled says:

    And that is peanuts compared to the difference in gold that this creature sold off.
    Sorry, you were saying….?

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    Nigel gives Brown both Barrels says:

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    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

    I helped too, ya know.

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    Gerbil 7 says:

    Could anybody here not turn up for work as often as this person and not be fired?
    Just curious.

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    Vlad the Loudhailer says:

    This just shows why the right to recall an MP is a must. Brown continues to show why the public think MPs are self serving and turns people off politics.

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    Droning On says:

    That is one problem that can be fixed with a hellfire from Cyprus.

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    bergen says:

    Notwithstanding his rotten record as PM , after Ted Heath lost power and then his party leadership he became an elder statesman on the backbenches, giving his considered views in debate as a past PM.

    Compare and contrast Brown’s wilful neglect of his (handsomely paid) duties as MP.

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    Gordon's latest Bank says:

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    Anonymous says:

    Doing what “socialists” always do- piss other people’s money up the wall. Cnut.

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    Mr Bojangles says:

    How about a picture of Milli in a chicken suit, as he’s running scared of Nigel.

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    Leon Brittan, Edward Heath and Cyril Smith says:

    Not a good idea. MI5 use them to get you to ‘comply’.

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    Garfield says:

    But he has more important work to do, trying hard to get another 1 billion aid to that haven of stability P@kistan and with no hint of a consultancy fee.

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    Gordon's Fastso Helper says:

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    Gordon Shitface says:

    Quote from cabin crew forum:-

    Gordon Brown:-
    Rude and dismissive. No manners. Came down to speak to him and John Smith on the way to New York – just looked at me and turned away. My wife and daughter said you should have heard what they were talking about just before we landed. They were sitting just in front of them!!!!! And theyd both been upgraded as well. (John Smith and Gordon Brown that is)

    Brown by name, shit by nature.

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    Twampersand mk III says:

    Losing a billion is a gain? Did Ed or Gordon teach you to count?

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    Ah! - when the Scots split from UK . . . says:

    . . . . this fucker will go with them!

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    The Bloke who couldn't against McRuin's open goal says:

    Vote Blue – get sort of shitty brown green bedsheets and windfarms

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    The Old Codger says:

    It’s a pity that the apprentice couldn’t run the exchequer in the same way as his “charity” being very careful with the economy and its administration. How are B’Liars figures on his “charity thingies”

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    Gordon Shitface says:

    Will he fuck-you’ve got him now!

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    Twilight Zone says:

    Fraser understands neither the clash of civilizations or what I-slam is about.

    Mainstream moderate I-slam is not integrated, but tolerates UK values more: That is an important distinction.

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    Are we not the stupid ones and he is clever after all?

    If we all set up fake charities, we could all fly all over the globe, staying at five star hotels and enjoying the best cuisine.

    There would not be any poor left, anywhere.

    *Thinks… why would we need all these charities then?*

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    Faragist says:

    These are the scumbags we are trying to rid the country of.

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    when the Scots break away . . says:

    . . . he can fuck off too! – and take his Muzzo ‘Community’ with him

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    Pilgrim MP says:

    It is not a charity.

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    UKIP 4 ALL says:

    A so called moderate m*slim is someone who keeps his thoughts and true intentions quiet.

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    Anonymous says:

    So clearly devoting his time to being a father, as he lied during his eviction, is clearly not so important to him now.

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    The Regulator says:

    One shot to the head should suffice…

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    C.O.Jones says:

    Bloody hell, just checked your story and you are right! Thought you had made it up.


    Scroll two thirds down the page.

    What a low quality person Brown is.

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    The Old Codger says:

    M M, That really is quite easy if you’re a dodgy sleazy type of person and you are able to get into politics by getting a majority of idiots who just vote tribally in a constituency to vote for you, and then you climb up the greasy pole to a top jobbie. You have to be a good porky pie merchant, remembering not to bat an eyelid when making statements having said that you do not over use the porky pies because you will be found out and will have a nasty fall, unless of course you have the full backing of your leader.

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    Twilight Zone says:

    He seems a bit fixated on the Juice: Nothing to do with what is going on with the peace process at the moment ?

    Doesn’t seem to understand either that the problems in F-rance are largely a legacy of its colonial past in North A-frica and the L’evant.

    That wasn’t a news report – but a truly shit and uninformed op-ed.

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    The Old Codger says:

    No but Dave the Brave is shivering with fear over Nige

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    The Old Codger says:

    Gordo is the leader of the lemmings

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    The Old Codger says:

    “Cast-Iron Dave just shortly thereafter….” or even sooner if the EUs are very bad for the Cons

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    Tim Yeo-yo says:

    No. You can thank retarded mongs like Jimmy.

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    The Old Codger says:

    “She continues to have fucking Dave’s “warm support”.” Surely that could be “kiss of death” Dave has given folks his full backing before.

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    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Unless the Scots vote YES to independence in September then the Tories better prepare for at least 15 years in opposition.

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    Ludvig says:

    “Losing a billion..” Has it not occurred to you the reason that the shares have risen is that it is now a private, worker owned enterprise with bright prospects instead of the Labour-stooge infested, strike riddled, top heavy, inefficient muddle so typical of most state run services?

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    Tim Yeo-yo says:

    Yes but the fcuking mongs that vote for this cnut haven’t got a brain cell between them.

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    that's just sad says:

    He’s like an embarrassing uncle at a wedding.

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    jgm2 says:

    He couldn’t piss his way through enough of our money. Looks like he’s pissing his way through his own money too. If I had income of 3 million quid and paid 1 million in taxes or ‘charity donations’ as he likes to call it then I’d hope to have more than 237K left over.

    It’s not like he’s builder or anything who has to spend some of that 3 million quid buying materials. He’ll just show up and give some bollocks speech off the top of his fucked up head. Cost of materials – nil (or, if a powerpoint presentation then laptop expensed to the UK taxpayer).

    Contrary to folk saying he’s generous with our money and careful with his own it looks like he’s pissing his own away too.

    I am reminded of a gag about the conspicuous consumption of the Russian oligarchs.

    ‘Hey, Sergei, nice watch’

    ‘Yes, it’s new. I got it in Monaco for $20,000′

    ‘I could have got you that for $40,000′

    Brown’s whole approach to spending our money was exactly the same.

    ‘I have ‘invested’ umpty billion pounds in schools’n’hospitals’

    The trick was to spend as much as possible and brag about it. Never mind if they could have been built for half the pri*ce. The boast was all about how much you’d spent.

    In the case of Fucking Scotland it looks like they not only got over-pr*iced schools but shoddily built ones as well.

    He didn’t give a fuck. Just look at how much money I’m ‘investing’.

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    something's not right says:

    What percentage of donations to this organisations actually goes to charity?

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    thostids says:

    The Americans.
    Just like Blair’s African “Charity””. The “special relationship” is two-way; like the Del Monte man, we always say “yes” when the Yanks want to embark on another limited engagement/war and in return the British “President” gets a few dips in the pork barrel.

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    Eddie says:

    So about 30% of the money raised goes to Charity. Gordon Brown is a bit like one of those subcontracted High Street chuggers.

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    Bonnie Prince Rory Stewert says:

    And who bought the gold, the Banks of Fred the Shred to fund the Scottish take over of the banking sector.

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    Peter Martin says:

    And they are going to all kill the ‘charity’ sector stone dead, abusing its laudable aims to feather their own nests.

    Beyond the obscene salaries, actually almost nothing from these is personally funded out of this anyway as they are literally bought and paid for on any need. What the heck do they spend it on? Bob Crowe’s wreath (it’s tacky to put these on ex’s)?

    It’s weird how pols & complicit media focus on easy spotted (and taxed) tangibles like some poor sod living in a family home when the gouging assessments get made, but index-linked pensions and squirreled away sweet subsidies or perks in perpetuity are neatly excluded.

    Eventually Polly ditched her Tuscan villa to make the nasty jibes go away, and to an extent they have, but where did all the money the sale realised end up?

    It took me a while, but when ‘Climate Rapporteur’ Prescott decided to tour more clement climes First Class and 5* with his entourage for no good reason, and bragged about it, I realised Jabba the Hutt had been mated with an Eloi.

    Lucky the BBC’s investigative ambitions seem… selective.

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    Sir Barrington Minge says:

    Oh come on Guido, give him a break…he is a socialist after all!!

    Oh yes, and a wanker as well.

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    Tim Yeo-yo says:

    No. He’s just a mental twat.

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    Twampersand mk III says:

    Selling it at a ridiculous loss has not changed the personel, nor their attitudes.

    Has it occurred to you that Bumsex Dave is a spiv who flogs off public assets on the cheap to allow his mates to profiteer?

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    Not in my name says:

    There are unamused stories doing the rounds at the UN concerning the Special Envoy for Global Education, attitude and mindset thereof versus general perception of usefulness.

    No change there then.

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    Anonymous says:

    This should read “shareholder” singular. Sarah Brown owns 100% of the company.

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    “the Office has given just £90,000 more to charity since last year’s figures were disclosed, ”

    As a result it is estimated the Office trails everyone on this board by -90k.

    For shame.

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    greedy spendthrift... says:

    he was completely unelected, he was given just a year in power to get him onto the EU payroll, Blair helped him out in giving him the job

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    John Tandy says:

    Another Neil Kinnock ?

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    Mr & Mrs Brown are hypocrites – so whats new?

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    Bonkers says:

    The Office of Gordon and Sarah Brown is delighted to continue its vital works providing British Jobs to British Workers.

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    UKIP are wankers says:

    A damn site more than went to Archers Kurdish charity – which lets face it wouldn’t be to difficult

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    Baron Kinnock of Bedwetting if you don’t mind, and don’t forget his troughing wife Baroness Kinnock Givinghead.

    Gordon and Sarah are amateurs compared to this pair.

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    Tim Yeo-yo says:

    Hopefully he’ll get caught in the blast of one of the regular car bombs that the various factions of that ever so peaceful religion keep setting off in Beirut.

    Wouldn’t that be beautiful justice if he got blown up in Beirut. I think I’d actually be in danger of laughing my cock off if he was.

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    broderick crawford says:


    What s a couple of mill .. big deal …. the man s a rank amateur compared to me

    Who s the financial Daddy ???!!

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    Me says:

    Gordon, why don’t you just fuck off.

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    Me says:

    Tony fucking Blair.

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    nothing to compare with the Blair company accounts

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    Onanist says:


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    anonymouse says:

    charity begins at home; in Kirkaldy.

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    anonymouse says:

    Chugger Brown.

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    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    Is that supposed to be mitigation? Contemptible bastards are contemptible bastards.

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    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    You’re completely right jgm2 – and I’m a bloody lefty for god’s sake.

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    Sqeezing Pimples says:

    Shame McDoom did not run the UK economy like he does his own cash. Must be the socialist in him that hates all personal wealth but we know that true socialists now want everything money brings them and **ck everyone else, the poor the disadvantaged and the rest of the people they **cked over to become wealthy.
    “The working class can kiss my ass, I’ve got shed loads of money at last.”

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    Anonymous says:

    Nah, you’re the wanker mate.

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    Biffo says:

    Karma will, one day, come to grips with Rocking Horse fan Gordo & his war criminal millionaire friend.’ The mills of God grind slow but they grind exceeding small’.

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    Anonymous says:

    He really does look retarded in that photo.

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    LisaRob says:

    It doesn’t come to Kirkcaldy,we have quite a few foodbanks,high unemployment and empty shops………and a parttime MP. Many of us Labour,now voting Indy now so we can get rid of unionist Brown and Miliband’s Labour.

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    steve Howard says:

    No milking the public then for Cameron and his cronies is there. Backhanders, favours for the family, special deals for lobbyists/donors…..the list is endless. At least GB and SB are doing good work with theirs, unlike the Grouse shooting Lords that own half of Scotland and dont want independence and encou8rt5age their game keepers to make sure all Kites are killed off to protect their beloved grouse. Dont make me larf. Labour dont even come within a million miles to being as greedy or self serving as the Tories !!!!

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    Just why does Tory thievery make Gordon’s rapine right? Muppet.

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