April 4th, 2014

Labour Finally Twist Knife Into Miller

Labour have finally found someone beyond John Mann to go on the attack over Maria Miller. Pity that it’s only the perpetually useless Shadow Cabinet Office minister Chi Onwurah, but still:

“Letting Maria Miller off the hook speaks volumes about David Cameron’s leadership. His weakness and double standards on the issue of Maria Miller’s expenses are totally unacceptable and completely out of touch. He should not offer “warm support” to a cabinet minister criticised by a Parliamentary committee, but be making clear she should have cooperated fully with this inquiry. We had a contemptuous 32 second response from a cabinet minister followed by a pat on the back from the prime minister. It is yet another example of how Cameron only looks after his one of his own and always stands up for the wrong people. We must have the very highest standards in public office. There can be no going back to the bad old days of expenses.”

They’ve responded quicker to this than they did to the Budget. Better late than never.


  1. 1
    Welshracer says:

    That is “The Labour bad old days of expenses”

  2. 2
    Whippersnapper2 says:

    Incredible chutzpah….half the Labour party (and some Tories too) ought to be in jail if the system wasn’t so bent.

  3. 3
    Watcher says:

    Miller has one and is one.

  4. 4
    Garfield says:

    I would just like to say after a thinking about it for months that Milliband was born a twat, he has lived the life of a twat and he will die a twat. And I have peer reviews to prove it.

  5. 5
    The Public says:

    In other words, they don’t care.

    If they cared they would be calling for her prosecution and the seizure of her ill-gotten gains.

  6. 6
    Pool Harbour says:

    Millers biggest crime is being a minger

  7. 7
    Garfield says:

    Miller should be held up to the court of public opinion and the tarred and feathered.

  8. 8
    C.O.Jones says:

    Labour hid the expenses scandal. They only wanted redacted receipts to be shown. Speaker Martin and Tony Blair did not even have receipts, they shredded them.

  9. 9
    Bob says:

    They may not have receipts but surely records were kept of how much they claimed and were paid out from the public purse. Why do msm never press this point?

  10. 10
    Professor Greenhouse says:

    As Professor Emeritus in Twatological Studies at the London School of Twatishness, I wholly concur with your analysis. My twatty-stick graph shows that his trend for twatishness is in fact increasing. Miliband will soon be dangerously off the top of the scale of twats considered normal in the House of Twats.

  11. 11
    UKIPPER says:

    One rule for them and another rule for us

  12. 12
    Gump says:

    I bet he kicks a football like Danny Wellbeck took that shot against Bayern. Like a spasmo.

  13. 13
    Fucking dis custard says:

    Put her in the stocks with her knickers round her ankles

  14. 14
  15. 15
    C.O.Jones says:

    No point, the majority of MP’s claimed well night the maximum allowed. ie within a couple of thou of the maximum. Many were within a couple of hundred £’s of the maximum allowed.

  16. 16
    The British media are cunts says:

    Why am I not shocked that the feminist left are silent over miller being given special treatment for being a bint?

  17. 17

    The real question that should be asked is just why the fuck is any mortgage payment covered by expenses, not just the amount in dispute !

  18. 18
    Nick Robinson's plate of chips says:

    When was the last time a cabinet member and the Chief Whip sat on the backbenches whilst listening to another cabinet member speaking from the backbenches too?

  19. 19
  20. 20
    Nick Cleggs Foreskin says:


  21. 21
    Tim Yeo-yo says:

    I be the doesn’t even know what a football is. Marxist millionaire jooos from primrose hill have no idea about sport.

  22. 22
    C.O.Jones says:

    This is the man who hired barristers at public expense to try to bury the MP’s expenses exposure. He failed and it cost us over £150,000.

  23. 23
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    With the latest yougov poll for the SUN showing the Labour lead back to 6 points, it looks like the post budget bounce for the Tories has evaporated.

    Only a YES vote for Scottish independence in September can stop Miliband becoming PM in 2015.

  24. 24
    Red Sox Miliband says:

    I don’t like English football. I prefer American football and baseball.

  25. 25
    Labour is the nasty party. says:

    What a hypocritical shower of shite Labour are . When it comes to troughing,
    lying and cheating ,Labour are in a class of their own .

  26. 26
    Surr Nob Skelpoff says:

    Maria Miller on Leveson threat Telegraph:
    “I didn’t use Leveson to threaten editor investigating my expenses”
    Maria Miller to Expenses Body:
    “Feck off”
    Maria Miller to Parlaiment
    “I’m sorry for telling them to “Feck Off”, thanks for letting me keep the rest of the £50k I stole. Now Feck off.”

  27. 27
    EU Funded Pro-EU Troll says:

    Vote UKIP

  28. 28
    C.O.Jones says:

    They did take a lead role for sure – no excuse for others to do the same. But, as you say, they are in a class of their own.

  29. 29
    Charitable Gordon Brown says:

    I have no comment on my expenses…

  30. 30
    westminster sleaze forever says:

    48k to 5k payback

  31. 31
    Long John Silver' s parrot says:

    Thief, thief, thief .

    Go to jail.

    Go to jail.

    Go to jail.

    Thieving from the people you were elected to serve.

  32. 32
    Grumpy old man says:

    OMG! It’s worse than we thought!

  33. 33
    Grumpy old man says:

    Too many squeaky bums in the HoC. If Miller goes, most of the house will follow.
    BTW, Chi Onwura must win the Lefty Hypocrite of The Month award with, “There can be no going back to the bad old days of expenses.”

  34. 34
    Taxpayer from whom Maria Miller STOLE MONEY says:

    Pick the bastards off one by one whenever we can.

    Dave — SACK HER TODAY — or are you going to remain a gutless hypocritical weakling?

  35. 35
    Observant says:

    Nailed it.

  36. 36
    Observant says:

    Your mouth was moving therefore you were lying.

  37. 37
    Taxfodder says:

    Well a thief is a thief is a thief funny how our great leader Wisteria Dave has forgotten how he not so long ago was pontificating to us all how he would root out expenses cheats and send them to jail….pull the other one Dave you are part of the same rotten gang (and by the way a pretty weak gang member too)……..everybody with half a brain cell has worked that one out!

    The first rule of being a crook is to claim you are not, even in the face of overwhelming evidence to the contrary.

    “Leave it there” he says….

  38. 38
    Disgruntled spad says:

    That gutless hypocrisy runs right through him like lettering in a stick of rock. He’s looking forward to troughing in quango quango land.

  39. 39

    Hey – leave Labour alone – they are sooooo bloody busy…have you checked out boring Bryant’s diary?????


  40. 40
    Anonymous says:

    When she comes out of Holloway, she can get a job in Asda. On their hourly rate of slightly above the minimum wage, she should be able to recoup the £5800 in a mere 5 months or so.

  41. 41
    broderick crawford says:

    Has Miller resigned yet or is she still looking around for a pen that writes — after all that ink she spilt on expense forms .

  42. 42
    Ned Ludd says:

    lol, or a munter. Which is she? Come on now, if you had a choice of her or Pie woman Harperson, which would it be? And you have to use your own d1ck, not someone else’s.

  43. 43
    Anonymous says:

    “Labour Finally Twist Knife”
    Mayhap in an attempt to rewrite the ending, of this particular Miller’s Tale?

  44. 44

    It’s worse than we thought!

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