April 3rd, 2014

WATCH: Maria Miller’s 31 Second Apology

There are 1.2 million reasons why she didn’t really mean it…


  1. 1
    Jacqueline Dromey says:


    • 19
      H Harmskids says:

      No mention of BigBlackGayCocks.com or PIE, what a tosser.


      • 26
        phew what a poo smell says:

        “bring this matter to an end” you fucking wish luv


      • 74
        retardEd Miliband says:

        How do I get on thith bandwagon?

        I was so cloth and angwy when cameron got a selfie with obama my hero so now i get selfies with everyone and put it on twitther.

        Oh yeth. I am a statheman.


      • 126
        broderick crawford says:

        well take your pick

        Miller = 31 seconds

        Dromey = 67 seconds

        Neither of them a paragon of confessorial admission of sincere guilt and repentance

        Both of them plumbing the deptbs of self justificstion .

        As Nicholas Parsons on Just a Minute woukd have said ” …at least Droney was still speaking after the Minute was up and thus earns a bonus point ..”


  2. 2
    Hugh Janus says:

    Utterly pathetic. One Term Dave is a complete prat if he retains the services of this thieving minister.


    • 66
      G Chaucer says:


      Whiter than white.
      Richer than yow.
      A fulsome apologia.
      From a milch cow.


    • 103
      A Civil Servant says:

      No mention from her that she has had to repay £5k+ that was fraudulently taken from the taxpayer.

      What a fucking joke. Try stealing £5 in the private sector and you are sacked.

      Tories – still the nasty party, overflowing with criminals. At least the Labour tossers go to gaol.


  3. 3
    Morgan's Organ says:

    Not accepted Miller, not acceptable Dave!


    • 33
      K G Britain says:

      The apology was deeply sincere; I was moved to tears. She made an honest mistake; well done Maria!


      • 64
        Spartacus says:

        time for the lords methinks


        • 128
          broderick crawford says:

          Try the Chiltern Hundreds or even better thirty years looking after poor kids at the Peabody Trust in East London like Profumo opted for all those yea rs ago after the Keeler /russian spy affair !!

          Those were the days when getting caught lying to or not informing the House was an instantly career ending offence .

          Difference being nobody had to sack you then coz you still had enough integrity to resign yourself as a matter of honour .


    • 39
      left leg forward. says:

      impatience may well be a dietary issue for the universal man. uni is one. unify.
      2 snacks and 3 meals.
      eat more and get more hungry. eat less and get more hungry. watch the portions and the content. due diligence is a friend at present.
      a snack is a handful.
      vegetable can be taken more than once.
      fruits no more than twice a day.
      nuts only once a day. (raw not roasted/fried. unsalted)
      olives only once a day.
      dried fruit, once a day.
      nod if “we” fruit.
      uni might be weeeeeeeeee.
      1.5 litre water, fruit juice or tea. watch sugar content.
      excercise… to be continued.


    • 41
      Incorporeal Jones says:

      Dear greedy troughing b’itch.
      The only apology we the electorate deserve is painted in your own blood on the walls of your prison cell.
      Fraud and theft from us the people, whom you are supposed to represent. Stuffing your handbag with monies stolen from working people.
      Shame on you & all your cronies.


    • 98
      Cinna says:

      Odious woman.


  4. 4
    Prime Minister"The Dunce Of Downing Street" Cameron says:

    I recommend that you snap up the 5/2 available from Paddy Power about that silly bitch being the first to leave the Cabinet.


  5. 5
    Anonymous says:

    The thieving cnut.


    • 92
      White and working class says:

      at last someone is talking to me with Nigel Farage. Ive voted Labour before but won’t now, they are all same thieving sods. The make their laws with my money against me. It’s not just me either, plenty of black people who have been here a couple of generations that are English at heart will tell you the same.


      • 105
        Second generation jaymake, just like us, honest says:

        Tru dat, jam razzclart rule, dem jus perpetchooatin de terrbull, terrbull legacee of de slavereee, mon.

        Ay an ay, RASTAFARI!!!


  6. 6
    M.Miller says:

    …and I fully accept that if I’d have done this in any other occupation, I would have at least been sacked, and quite probably jailed, but hey I’m an MP and we’re just zany about pi$$ing all over the electorate…thankyou, ching!


    • 11
      Dodgy D. Laws says:

      Hear, hear, hear.


      • 38
        K G Britain says:

        Mp’s are above both YOU and the law. You would all be lost without theml


        • 57
          ...and not forgetting the classic... says:

          “It’s time to move on…”


        • 107
          Maria 'thieving bitch' Miller says:

          Let’s be quite clear about this, we need to draw a line, and address the real issues that are confronting our nation in these difficult times. Moving forward together in partnership, we can build for the future. With your help, we can create a free, fair society, better able to cope with the 21st century problems that concern us all. To those who doubt, I simply say this, … waffle, waffle, blah, blah, blah.

          What was the question?

          Don’t mention fraud. I did once, but I think I got away with it.


    • 93
      Dick Turpin says:

      In any other occupation this is fraud, thieves, thieves, tramps and thieves with the occasional Brazilian rent boy thrown in.


      • 108
        Gideon Osbourne, sexual deviant, pervert, crackhead and all round bastard says:

        I like blacky whores and coke. Not cheap you know? Neither is all the hush money to shut them all up.


  7. 7
    BBC is shit says:

    Sorry,after 2.1 seconds I had to give up.


    • 40
      K G Britain says:

      that is because you are a loser!


      • 56
        BBC is shit says:

        Being governed by over promoted shite like Maria Miller does indeed make me a loser.


        • 58
          K G Britain says:

          BBC, satire aside, I would strongly recommend that you leave if you can. I did and never regretted it. Northern Europe still has a high quality of life; Road sweepers in Luxembourg drive flash sports cars!


        • 59
          K G Britain says:

          BBC, satire aside, I would strongly recommend that you leave if you can. I did and never regretted it.


  8. 8
    Old Geezer says:

    Your statement that “There are 1.2 million reasons why she didn’t mean it” is incorrect. You should have stated “there are 1.2 million reasons THAT WE KNOW ABOUT why she didn’t mean it”


  9. 9
    Fed up says:

    Someone needs to put a brick through her window


  10. 10
    Mark Ewbie says:

    Good grief. What a pathetic apology. AND no one threw a tomato at her. Shame.


  11. 11
    Maria Miller Conservative MP for Basingstoke. Secretary of State for Culture, Media and Sport and M says:

    “It’s squeaky bum time!”


    • 24
      Oaten by name Eaten out by nature says:

      I’m on my way! – any arse is good at this time of day!


    • 63
      Mornington Crescent says:

      Ah, Basingstoke. One of the most boring towns ever invented, full of boring little people with boring little lives, commuting to London every boring little day in their boring little trains in the same boring little seat. The kind of people who would panic if their farts smelled different.

      Don’t expect any change of party there any time soon.


  12. 13
    Jimmy says:

    What about Peter Bone fiddling the DWP of over 100,000 pounds? No case to answer in corrupt Tory LA LA Land?


    • 54
      East India Company Wallah says:

      Thats all ok Jimmy,the bastards would only waste it,better not to tempt them with it


  13. 15
    Fishy says:

    Has she apologised to the Commissioner and his staff, the people who are charged with ensuring that standards are properly applied and in correctly challenging her, were simply doing their job?

    I have personal experience of self-important, bullying MPs who think that being elected gives them the authority to throw their weight around. Miller’s behaviour suggests she is yet another from the same mould.


    • 124
      All in this thieving together says:

      Surely ‘Standards Committee’ is an absolute misnomer in this case, given the ethics of the majority who sit on that aforementioned committee?
      Many of them are fiddlers, in fact the majority of them.


  14. 16
    The Fat Slag who has to Fuck in Portsmouth says:

    Have a heart! – she’s a woman and she has a woman’s feelings! – a woman’s way in the world! – n’ she got carried away by all the men!

    S’not her fault!!! come and join the LieBore troughers love! – we understand these things!


  15. 17
    Toxic Tories for Landowning Spongers, Parasites, Criminals, Traitors, Peedos, & other Wasters says:

    It is particularly sickening to read this in the context of a government which has instituted the Bedroom Tax and is driving people out of their homes and communities or else driving them into debt and possible destitution all over the existence of a spare bedroom in their social housing property.


  16. 18
    Bangledesh Bankers says:

    ……….Has Pickles sorted “Tower Hamlets”,….the mayor etc????


    • 34
      Public Opinion says:

      Of course not, they are ethnic enrichers, cant be touched without the word racist being used.


  17. 20
    Muppet says:

    Excuse my stupidity, but how can someone be cleared of fiddling expenses and yet be told to pay back expenses she “didn’t” fiddle?


  18. 21
    Mzzz. Jackie Dromedary, - the only gald with a cock and no Clit says:

    Speaking as the tosser I am, I say get it where and when you can . . . oh . . and a quick fiddle here and there doesn’t hurt either -


  19. 22
    Jimmy Saville says:

    For 60years I was having sex with underage girls.

    I apologise for not telling anyone about it.


    • 30
      The Midland Muzzos says:

      - so were we – though we were never fingered until way past time


      • 51
        RomaBob... says:

        Past time? Would that be Ramadama-Ding-Dong time?


      • 112
        Fred the pensioner says:

        The current MP for Rochdale mentioned the town at PMQs yesterday complaining about the continuing existence and activities of the muzzy grooming gangs in his area.

        Now, correct me if I am wrong, but wasn’t that non-muzzy fat slug peedoh Cyril the MP for Rochdale before he popped his clogs?

        Must be something in the water up there.

        PS: Agree with all the other folk on here who think Miller should be doing 10 years hard labour for fraud and misfeasance in a public office – pour encourager les autres you understand.


  20. 23
    Knacker of the Yard says:

    The police should and will be dealing with Maria Miller.


    • 91
      Concerned Citizen says:

      I think it is vitally important that once someone has apologized and tried to give some of the money back we move on and forget all about it and definitely we shouldn’t be prosecuting women, expecially mothers with responsibility for children or sending them to gaol, especially if they’re at risk of being bullied because of their weight or having to share facilities with people who might make their lives miserable.
      Basically I think this is all over and we really have to draw a line under it and not talk about thinkgs that people will only get upset over. So let’s have a different story now please.


      • 113
        Fred the pensioner says:

        You must be one of Ken’s naughty little scamps….


      • 122
        David Laws, more of the scum that rises to the surface says:

        People seem to remember my thieving of £40,000 for some reason, even though I did pay it back when I was found out.


    • 142
      The Remittance Man says:

      Dealing what? Dodgy motors? Coke? Information about her opponents?


  21. 27
    Max says:

    Is it any wonder real hard working people like myself are turned off by politics and the present crop of politicians. Maria miller should be investigated by the police as we would be. The sooner we clear out this cesspit the better.


  22. 31
    MichaelMaggs says:

    If you were were a normal person in receipt of benefits and an over payment was made, the normal course of action is that you would face either a punitive fine or a prison sentence.

    I have read about numerous cases where people have been sentenced for fraud when they have received £3000 in housing benefit over a period of couple of years. They have been treated as benefits scroungers and heavily derided in the press.

    MP’s seem to take much more of OUR money. They don’t get treated as criminals, are allowed to make an apology, keep their job and everything is supposed to fine.

    Why is it so different for a politician?



    • 52
      K G Britain says:

      Because you are the cannon fodder and we are the generals. What a thicko!


      • 85
        Dirtbox Dave - queen of the homos says:

        As Nick Clegg demonstrated so effortlessly last night.

        Went rather well, I thought.


  23. 32
    Andy Coulson says:

    Oh look, a benefits cheat who just happened to “over-claim” exact amount that Maria Miller did. Got 3 mths suspended



    • 55
      K G Britain says:

      I certainly hope that you love your children Mr Coulson, because as soon as we decide that you do not then you will be joining the benefit scum in our gulag.

      Watch your mouth. We are watching and listening.


  24. 37
    Iain Duncan Smith says:

    I would like to apologise for calling Maria Miller a thieving, lying,corrupt, disingenuous, cheating, snout in trough, self serving parasite.


    • 75
      Spartacus says:

      Iain, would you also apologise to the UKish public for rubber stamping b-liar’s oil grab in 1raq

      (not a question)


  25. 42
    albacore says:

    Don’t fret too much about ministers’ homes and fiddling
    That’s mere par for the course – like their serious diddling
    Just seen a van labelled “Immigration Enforcement”
    Ain’t that a real open and official endorsement
    Of what our trusty Parliament had long ago planned –
    Replacement of the British here on our old home land?


  26. 45
    Escape to the country says:

    Maria is a recently retired MP and would like to find somewhere quiet to live.
    Her budget is £1.2 million pounds.


  27. 46
    fedz@onetel.com says:

    Windy Miller. fully accepts the recommendations of the committee, along with the million £ profit


  28. 48
    EU Funded Pro-EU Troll says:

    Vote UKIP


  29. 60
  30. 61
    Vlad the deceptor says:


  31. 62
    David Cameron says:

    We have to hang on to Maria Miller at all costs otherwise our whole government will just look like a complete sausage fest that’s obsessed with bumsex.


  32. 65
    Hansard writer says:

    Maria thieves with the arsehole Chief Whip next to her to give her moral support

    We are all in this crime together

    There is honour among thieves


    • 121
      http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/mps-expenses/5364194/MPs-expenses-Sir-George-Young-claime says:

      The Chief Whip?
      Is that the gangly guy with the insouciant air, gazing into the heavens as the thief spouts her non-apology?
      What a total dick he looks.

      From the Telegraph, 2009
      In total, the Old Etonian chairman of the standards and privileges committee claimed £127,159 between 2001 and 2008 for his flat in Victoria, within walking distance of the House of Commons.

      By far his biggest outgoing was the interest repayments on the flat he bought for £397,000 in 2005, which averaged more than £1,400 a month.

      Sir George, 67, MP for North West Hampshire, also claims the full rate of council tax on the band G property, which amounted to £1,146 in 2008-09, even though he would be eligible for a discount because it is his second home.

      He has also claimed for electrical items including a £699 washer-dryer (reduced to £500 by the fees office) and a £449 dishwasher (reduced to £375), as well as modest food claims of £5 a week.

      The former Cabinet minister is not the only member of his family to benefit from his taxpayer-funded expenses; he employs his daughter Camilla as his office manager. Although her salary is not declared, Sir George paid his staff a total of £83,682 last year.

      We’re all in this together. Thieving.


  33. 67
    Bosun Higgs says:

    When I hear the words “Culture Secretary”, I undo the safety on my Browning.


    • 115
      Fred the pensioner says:

      A ‘culture’ is something you will find growing in a Petrie dish (but it does not usually get round to claiming living expenses whilst there).


  34. 69
    Theresa May says:

    So following the Maria Miller case, thieves should now be judged by other thieves, not an impartial jury.

    Good Afternoon.


    • 119
      Thieves galore. says:

      Indeed. Interesting to look up the expense fiddles of so many on the Standards Committee and to realise what a hoot the whole thing is.


  35. 70
    Get to fuck says:

    She should resign!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


  36. 71
    Hansard writer says:

    Joey Jones is as far up Cameron’s arsehole as Toenails Robinson was up Gordoom’s

    When will we get decent independent media?


  37. 77
    Ed Miliband says:

    David”The Dunce of Downing Street” Cameron’s support for Maria Miller is unacceptable and totally inappropriate.


  38. 81
    albacore says:

    Although politically correct, it’s not
    Might this version, perchance, evade the ModBot:
    Don’t fret too much about ministers’ homes and fiddling
    That’s mere par for the course – like their serious diddling
    Just seen a van labelled “Imm1gr8tion Enforcement”
    Ain’t that a real open and official endorsement
    Of what our trusty Parliament had long ago planned –
    Replacement of the British here on our old home land


  39. 88
    Col. Nut says:

    Just another greedy, lying, thieving politician protected by others of her kind in their den of thieves and unaccountable to standards of honesty and lawful behaviour that are applied to most of the population.


  40. 90
    Anonymous says:

    Like Laws she has Dave’s full support.He clearly likes a good pianist.


  41. 94
    Oink says:

    I withdraw my consent to be governed by a thief


  42. 95
    Nemesis says:

    My goodness she must be ranking number one when it comes to the ugly bug ball competition. I’ve seldom seen many women as disgustingly ugly as that both in appearance and in moralistic terms.


  43. 109
    Lord Jensen Interceptor says:

    Looks like Cameron did not sack her because she opened her legs for him. It’s the only explanation.


    • 144
      The Remittance Man says:

      Nah, she’s a common oik from a state comprehensive. Davie Boy only dips his wick in posh totty from Marleborough.


  44. 114
    Little House On The Prairie says:

    Watched the Waltons,last night saw grandfather ike,, john,olivia,mary ellen,jason,erin,ben,jim bob,elizebeth and just knew it was the main home


  45. 116
    Julian Gibb says:

    I know several people who have lost their job over a false expenses claim. I know of others who received final warnings for very small amounts claimed in error. E.g. A Mars bar purchased with petrol on a company card.

    This woman is a crook. This woman tried to cover it up. She has demonstrated contempt for the Law and contempt for us.

    She stole 45,000pounds and has to pay back 6,000 pounds. Crime only pays if you are a MP.


    • 118
      Name just one honest MP, just one says:

      Not just a crook, but like so many others of her ilk, an unrepentant crook.


  46. 117
    Savi11e, the Krays, Neilson,Dr Shipman, the Wests, and other scum says:

    Can we apply to be on the Standards Commission?
    Bring the standards UP to our level, like.


  47. 129
    Lance Corporal Bill Bloggs (retired) says:

    The only thing that woman is sorry about is that she got caught and had to give the money back.


  48. 130
    FarageOleBiscuitTin says:

    Piece of shit – it’s one of the reasons that I will never vote Conservative again and the fact that Camoron has not got the balls and do the decent thing by firing her – they’re all crooked!


  49. 132
    A cheeky scouser says:

    Why don’t we just put her on an airplane flying to Russia via Crimea .


  50. 133
  51. 136
    nigels parachute says:

    Im not overly keen on maria miller


  52. 138
    Leeds United says:

    But as long as she is not convicted we can have her as an owner or director if Massimo Cellino fails the Football League appeal tomorrow. Hurrah!!!!


  53. 139
    Anonymous says:

    She did that well.


  54. 140
    The Remittance Man says:

    No remorse, no sincerity.

    Even this hairy-arsed mining engineer can see there is a sociopath in charge of the Ministry of Finger Painting, Parish Magazines and Hopscotch.

    Since Cameron and the parliamentary authorities have failed to remove this stain on British public life, one can only hope that her local party or the electors of Basingstoke are prepared to do the decent thing and give Maria the bum’s rush.


  55. 145
    Mariamillers My MUMMY says:

    I must concur with many comments on here. All the money she has embezzled..and I only got a mini egg from the Bitch last Easter..Hope your next shits a Hedgehog Mummy.


  56. 146
    Christian says:

    Yet I imagine most of those leaving comments support her gay marriage stance. Either you’ve got a moral conscience and backbone, or you haven’t.


  57. 147
    roger says:

    How wonderful to see the dash by Youngers and Hunty to support Maria von Crap und Fiddler as she was about to make her Fullsome and contrite apology to the rest of the fiddling bastards in that pit of shame.

    Do look up both these “gentlemens” record on expenses.


  58. 148
    Dr turnball says:

    Any citizen guilty of stealing a penny would face the full wrath of the law and rightly so… Yet an mp can steal public money ( thousands…) and face no legal consequences at all?
    We are all equal but some seem to be more equal ??? She should be jailed! Nothing else will do!


  59. 149
    Dr turnball says:

    The weakest members of society are being grinded by endless sanctions having to resort to begging food banks… Yet a highly paid MP ms lewis-Miller steal in all inpunity! ( never facing court / jail)!!! Disgusting!


  60. 150
    oscar pistorious says:

    I killed reeva I love guns


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