April 3rd, 2014

The Only Way is Ed

Yes that is selfie-obsessed Ed Miliband with Chuka Umunna, Emma Thompson, Grayson Perry and Joey Essex at a Labour drinks event last night:

Selfies are so 2013…


169 Comments

  1. 1
    thedukeofhunslet says:

    We’re any real voters invited or was this all about getting ‘selfies’ with muppets out there in web land?

  2. 2
    The Last Quango says:

    Yet more champagne socialists !

  3. 3
    M­a­­­­q­bo­­ul says:

    Luvvies, dontcha just not luv them.

  4. 4
    Harsh But True says:

    The brainless (Joey Essex) meets the brain dead (Ed Miliband).

  5. 5
    C.O.Jones says:

    “Drinks reception”? What’s that?

    Most normal people just pop down the pub.

  6. 6
    Up the workers says:

    Suits, celebrities and iPhones, tells you all you need to know about Ed Miliband’s “Labour”

  7. 7
    Classic examples of NPD Axis II, Cluster B says:

    Self-obsessed, self-indulgent luvvies.

  8. 8
    Nothing Better To Do says:

    I’m going to be sick.

  9. 9
    Ed Waddock-Hunt says:

    Says a lot that Grayson Perry isn’t the weirdest person in that photo.

  10. 10
    camera gun says:

    Wow, I hate everyone there.

  11. 11
    Jôey Essex says:

    Ed’s a right thicko. He thought East Angular was near Ukraine.

  12. 12
    Gob Shop says:

    Perfect teeth on that one, you don’t end up with nashers like that on the NHS.

  13. 13
    Nick Clegg says:

    Can I join in?

    No one wants their selfie taken with me since last night, other than Vaz that is.

  14. 14
    The little people says:

    Makes sense I can’t see any normal ordinary people in that selfie.

  15. 15
    Aardvark says:

    Emma Thompson, resident of wealthy Hampstead, where houses cost millions.

    Like Millipead, she can declare the glories of open immigration, multiculturalism and Socialism while enjoying the delights of a wealthy, mostly White, private school area.

    Socialism is such a great thing.

  16. 16
    The Only way is Nigbo says:

  17. 17
    Fred the pensioner says:

    Pray tell, who is this Essex person? In Australia a joey is a kangaroo. Any connection?

  18. 18
    XT says:

    A bunch of freaks living off the backs of boring ‘normal’ people and trying, with some success, to steer things their own weird way. Westminster needs hard-working, boring, non-celebs, not the grandstanding larger-than-life no-hopers we’re now saddled with.

  19. 19
    Andrew Efiong says:

    Chuka’s only half-Nigerian and that’s 50% too much for many. I suspect he left the evening early to show up an Irish function and then claimed he was a Dutchman later in the evening to grab a vote.

  20. 20
    Steve Miliband says:

    Joey Essex mights bring some much needed intellect to the Labour Party

  21. 21
    Will Straw says:

    So is the UKIP Red Indian a fake produced by the LibLabCon?

    http://www.electionleaflets.org/leaflets/2189/

  22. 22
    Don't look this way, look over there says:

    God help us is this what politics has come to, getting pictures of yourself with some Z list celeb, you did this sort of thing at school or a piss up in college, time have changed, pure self self attitude know wonder the country is in a mess

  23. 23
    Steve Miliband says:

    Thick, image obsessed idiot meets Joey essex

  24. 24
    Casual observer says:

    If Chizzy is so keen to identify himself as Nigerian shouldn’t he be off doing great things in Nigeria?

  25. 25
    Talwin says:

    Looking at the photo of Joey Essex and Ed Miliband, it has to be said that Joey looks much the more prime ministerial.

  26. 26
    I remember this one says:

  27. 27
    Emma Thompson says:

    … yes it is dahling but only for the others.

  28. 28
    Andrew Efiong says:

    There’s a big Nigerian community in Britain, he’s trying to ingratiate himself to get votes.

  29. 29
    Toxic Labour for Spongers, Parasites, Criminals, Green Nazis, Peedos and other Wasters says:

    The Red Muppet will destroy this Country if voted into power.

  30. 30
    Toxic Labour for Spongers, Parasites, Criminals, Green Nazis, Peedos and other Wasters says:

    We can only hope.

  31. 31
    Chuka Umana says:

    I also met Ed.

  32. 32
    taxpayer says:

    can somebody explain to me why maria miller is not looking forward to spending time in gaol for her excessive theft of public money, let alone her gaining over £1 million pounds on house flipping, all at taxpayers expense? It appears she has now to pay back £5000 rather than the £90,000 she stole on account of her parents being disabled – thousands of disabled people have dies as a result of social security changes BUT MPs can do what they like!!!!!!!!! Fucking scum my tory MP thinks she done nothing wrong!!! Fucking scum all in it together

  33. 33
    MP for Basingstoke. Secretary of State for Culture, Media and Sport and M says:

    Morningggggg sailors 💁

  34. 34
    Fruitcake and proud of it says:

    Having had time to think about it a good move for Farage now would be to challenge Milliband to a TV debate while his stock is so high. Of course Milliband will refuse and Farage could make serious capital out of it. Scared, don’t trust the people, losing the argument, that sort of thing.

    Then when the publicity has died down, do the same to Cameron.

    Nothing like going for the jugular when you’re on top.

  35. 35
    Owen Jones - people's poet. says:

    I fancy that Grayson Perry. He’s like a feminine Harriett Harman

  36. 36
    Call me Dave says:

    Dear RSPCA

    My pet poodle Cleggie has been so traumatised that he just sits in the corner whimpering. Do you think it is time to put him out of his misery permanently?

  37. 37
    UKIP or bust says:

    In London slang a joey is a box or parcel of something, maybe that’s it.

  38. 38
    The public says:

    Thousands have died? Do you have a source for this unlikely claim. A real source, not just the mouth of Owen Jones.

    on the other point, you are correct. Maria should repay ALL the money. But she’s probably using the precedent set by Labour MP Denis McShane, who only repaid a tiny fraction of what he stole. But he did do some jail time, so that precedent could be used also.

  39. 39
    UKIP or bust says:

    Good call.

  40. 40
    XT says:

    I don’t agree with all of his policies, but what a breath of fresh air Nigel Farage brings in wanting to cut all this crap from public life! For similar reasons, French voters backed Marine Le Pen – it’s not so much the policies, it’s the crying need to inflict a painful bloody nose on the self-satisfied parasites that now infest so many State legislatures in so much of Europe.

  41. 41
    nell says:

    I think it’s called having friends in high places.

  42. 42
    Aardvark says:

    Just as long as Emma and her pals in Hampstead get nice Polish waitresses and cleaners – because that’s what really matters.

    The Third Reich was highly efficient at supplying Polish girls as maids for German housewives, of course they were taken by force, but the effect is much the same.

  43. 43
    Grumpy Old Lady says:

    And at least two traitors to Essex there that I can see…….

  44. 44
    UKIP or bust says:

    So he’s a television for mongs personality (had to look him up) why is it important that he is with goofy Ed?

  45. 45
    The impartial BBC on the budget says:

  46. 46
    Disgruntled spad says:

    Dumb & dumber – pity it isn’t the caption competition.

  47. 47
    I Hate Labour says:

    I’ve just gone right off Grayson Perry. I didn’t think he would be one to be taken in by Miliband’s gang of chancers.

  48. 48
    WoRaft Chihuahua says:

    Before and After.

    Which is which?

  49. 49
    Garfield says:

    I think the most bizarre moment of last night was Tim Farron, he must have been smoking some strong shit.

  50. 50
    Roy of the Rovers says:

    The Gimp Factor

  51. 51
    Blair and Hain...jail these traitors says:

    He then claimed pressure had also been exerted from Downing Street in regard to the 2007 arrests of Gerry McGeough and Vincent McAnespie in relation to the attempted murder of Ulster Defence Regiment (UDR) solider Sammy Brush near Aughnacloy, Co Tyrone in 1981.

    “They were arrested, I have a note here, on the 8th of March some time around tea time and taken to the serious crime suite at Antrim,” he said.

    “At 9.10pm I received a phone call from the duty ACC (Assistant Chief Constable) at (PSNI) headquarters.

    “Gerry Adams had telephoned Downing Street demanding their release, Downing Street rang the Chief Constable’s office looking their release and I got a phone call suggesting I should release them.

    “That of course in my mind is attempting to pervert the course of justice and that was conveyed back to headquarters.”

    He added: “I don’t know who the personality in Downing Street was but as a police officer that is totally illegal and unconstitutional.

  52. 52
    Tea pee says:

    How?

  53. 53
    Ain't that the Truth says:

    “Clegg, remember, was defending the position taken by every party represented in the House of Commons and by every newspaper except the Daily Express. Yet he lost by more than two to one. More than two to one, for Heaven’s sake.

    http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/danielhannan/100265921/the-margin-of-nigel-farages-win-was-game-changing/

  54. 54
    Mrs_Cowes-Patmore says:

    Chilling – but not casually!

  55. 55
    Hoddy says:

    So the actual best the leader of HM Opposition can do is pose for selfies with the like of Joey Essex………..really……….I mean fucking really

  56. 56
    A Brazilian Rent Boy says:

    MP at the centre of a £250-a-time Brazilian rent boy scandal — who quit his job as a Parliamentary Private Secretary after our Sun on Sunday exclusive — claimed £5.95 for pink, heart-shaped post-it notes.

    What a bloody idiot !

  57. 57
    The People have Spoken says:

    The People v the Political Elite and their tame main stream media.

  58. 58
    Hoddy says:

    I think its called being part of the political elite and believing yourself to be level better than the rest of us……….or at least having friends who help you achieve it.

  59. 59
    Whitestones says:

    I like his (hers/its) Wallace impression. I wonder if Ed likes dressing up in frocks?

  60. 60
    Steve Miliband says:

    Joey thought the Labour Party was an event to celebrate someone about to give birth

  61. 61
    Dumb says:

    Imagine the conversations going on……Christ, thick as pigshit

  62. 62
    Twampersand mk II says:

    If they self identify as Nigerian, why not piss off back there?

  63. 63
    Prime Minister"The Dunce Of Downing Street" Cameron says:

    Top Tory MP Mark Menzies’s fate hangs in balance after claims he paid male escort for sex and drugs http://bit.ly/1dTd2t9

    Mark Menzies has my full support,as has Maria Miller and Andy Coulson.

    Hear ! Hear !

  64. 64
    Toxic Tories for Landowning Spongers, Parasites, Criminals, Traitors, Peedos, & other Wasters says:

    The great train robbers got 30 years for holding up the Royal Mail. With “A third of the shares being sold to just 16 City investors” looks like another Royal Mail robbery has taken place.

  65. 65
    The Old Codger says:

    Hmmmm, Fawkesy a couple of Christmases ago there was a selfie picture on here taken by 2 guys who looked well oiled, a bit like that ghastly picture at the top. I don’t know why these odd balls take selfies, it seems a bit like madness to me, still, I long ago left 20 something or 30 something, still if it keeps tiny minds happy, as long as they don’t do any harm, let them carry on.

  66. 66
    Col. Nut says:

    Zey are good at aard vark.

  67. 67
    Twampersand mk II says:

    I remember when it was slang for a retarded person. Something to do with some poor chap on Blue Peter.

  68. 68
    Dumb says:

    Miliband’s little scribblers will have to write some more of those oh so hilarious little quips.

  69. 69
    Guy News Room says:

    Pint of beer for the first person to snap the people’s toff,Socialist turned Capitalist,Owen Jones in an England shirt, pushing his trolley in Waitrose.

    Bingo !

  70. 70
    The Old Codger says:

    Free booze and you were notb invited Geedes? Well, that’s disgraceful.

  71. 71
    Dumb says:

    Who at IPSa authorised the claim. They need sacked.

  72. 72
    Toxic Tories for Landowning Spongers, Parasites, Criminals, Traitors, Peedos, & other Wasters says:

    The royal mail was privatised, although I am against the privatisation. The point is that the sell off was clearly a crooked deal. The Royal Mail was sold off ridiculously cheaply. It was essentially given away, so that the Tories’ bosses in the city could make obscene profits. George Osborne’s best man made £36 million in less than 6 months on this swindle. If that doesn’t stink of massive corruption, I don’t know what does

  73. 73
    RSPCA says:

    Dear Dave

    We have inspected your poodle and have found that Mr Farage has neutered him, although only one of his tecticles had actually descended.

    We advise immediate termination.

  74. 74
    Teasy Weasey says:

    Two ridiculous haircuts!

  75. 75
    Pitkapoika says:

    The more I see of MiliCluskey the more he looks like the Muppet Beaker.

  76. 76
    The Old Codger says:

    Are you saying that Tories are the only ones that should have over-priced suits and over-priced iPhones and associate with so called “celebrities”?

  77. 77
    Will, the last Straw says:

    My Dod, who supported Abu Graib, torture and rendition

    And illegal wars causing hundreds of thousands of deaths

    And inventing false intelligence, among many other crimes,

    Tolld me I would become a Labour hero by falsifying a UKIP document

    We are all in dirty tricks together

    It is in the family g enes

  78. 78
    The Old Codger says:

    Who on earth cares what they get up to as long as they are not harming anyone else

  79. 79
    Charlie Brooks, in de b ox says:

    Bring back poodle hunting, I say

  80. 80
    Mike Naylor says:

    Please explain how it was crooked

  81. 81
    Col. Nut says:

    Clubbing is too good for him

  82. 82
    Lady Rotherham says:

    Poodles should be seen but not heard

    My nanny told me that years ago

    Alternatively, they should be used as mops to clean the kitchen floor

  83. 83
    The public says:

    yes Tory .. mates…hmmm…

    Qinetic

  84. 84
    The British media are cunts says:

    Emma Thompson who campaigned against the expansion of Heathrow and then spends half her life flying out of Heathrow to see her luvvie mates in LA

    She doesn’t do irony.

  85. 85
    Truthteller says:

    (Cough) OSSERS!!!

  86. 86
    Lord Owen Jones of The Cottage says:

    Smog awful on the way to Guy News Room this morning – how is it where you are?

  87. 87
    Chukka Luther King O'bama says:

    I have a drone

  88. 88
    The Old Codger says:

    ” I wonder if Ed likes dressing up in frocks?”, I haven’t got the foggiest, but after revelations over the past few months there could be a few Tories who do, but they do that sort of thing behind closed doors.

  89. 89
    The Old Codger says:

    ” East Angular” ???????????

  90. 90
    RSPCA says:

    It would be cruelty to animals for Nigel to take on Empty Ed

    We object to cruel sports

  91. 91
    Andrew Efiong says:

    Because some of us have successful lives in Britain.

  92. 92
    The Old Codger says:

    Not heard of that one, still London is a foreign country inhabited by foreigners

  93. 93
    Lord Goldsmith, ex Attorney General says:

    The Rule of Law broke down in Britain because of the gangster Blair

    I should know

    Where is Chilcot?

  94. 94
    Guy News Room says:

    The Dunce Of Downing Streety has admitted it will take time before many ordinary Britons “really feel” the economic recovery. http://polho.me/PnPm4W

  95. 95
    North Country Boy says:

    Farage needs more air time to get his argument across.

    That gaping arsehole Cameron was on the radio this morning spinning that Nigel thinks Britain is weak.

    Farage actually thinks Britain is incredibly strong, but is not allowed to flex because of the EU.

    I voted for you in 2010 Cameron – never, ever again.

  96. 96
    Ratspewtin says:

    Mums and Dads bunch trying to look and play as young as the old New Labour did in the Ninties.
    But – let’s face it the world has moved on, and we are now a crowded, indebted, jobs-lacking society.
    The gaiety is as perverse as the outrageously roaring, high society parties of the 1920’s.

  97. 97
    Aaranovitch and Finkelstein, shameless liars says:

    Clegg clearly won last night

    Our Massa said so

  98. 98
    Twampersand mk II says:

    Define successful.

    Do you mean inflicting your shit political ideals on the nation whilst constantly self-promoting at tax-payer expense, a la Chuckup?

    Must be handy to be British when it suits, and something else when it doesn’t.

  99. 99
    swarfega says:

    Why don’t labour have selfies with people who do propper jobs?

  100. 100
    Disco Biscuit says:

    He even looks weird stood next to that plonker.

  101. 101
    Dingain says:

    Labour Policy in Pictures

    http://www.ratemypoo.com/

  102. 102
    C.O.Jones says:

    Yes, where is Chilcot? At the very least we should be given a reason for the delay in publication.

  103. 103
    The Old Codger says:

    Steve, who on earth is Joey Essex, I’ve never heard of him till now, and why is there so much obsession with this guy, do they fancy him or something?

  104. 104
    The Old Codger says:

    I bet there are a few Tory gay boys who fancy him.

  105. 105
    Dumb says:

    So, I’m reading a Dan Hannan article full of joy and admiration for Farage in his hammering of Clegg in the EU debates.

    Yet…Hannan, this morning, remains a Conservative party member.

    He made his name ripping Tony Blair a new arsehole, but he has turned out a cowardly little fraud himself not having the courage of his own convictions ….preferring the safety and cover of a traitorous Conservative Party determined to remain within the EU political construct.
    Feeble coward.

  106. 106
    Get to fuck says:

    Why am I not surprised that Emma Thompson and Grayson Perry are Labores.

  107. 107
    Yellows fight Dirty says:

  108. 108
    Don't look this way, look over there says:

    Nice to see the bBBC is still making news out of Nige winning the debate last night, wonder if Milliboy and Camoron will try to have a go and try and take down Nige or will they still keep hiding in the cupboard scared stiff, next months May EU election should be interesting.

  109. 109
    the maid says:

    nor ironing

  110. 110
    I think times are a changing says:

    Trying to win by using political correctness is so out of date, so Liebour.

  111. 111
    Gordon Brown says:

    Anyone want to have a selfie with me?

  112. 112
    Get to fuck says:

    That’s the way for Ed to show he’s in touch with the real people, hobknobbing with celebrities and reality TV Z-listers. Now imagine if Cameron had taken a selfie with some celebrities. Labour would be ridiculing him and calling him out of touch. Fucking pathetic.

  113. 113
    The Old Codger says:

    “http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2014/apr/03/downing-street-backs-maria-miller-over-expenses-inquiry” Geedes looks as if MM is doomed Dave backs her, it looks as if your fight to stop the troughing is not working, if the little darlings get away with it in this country, what on earth are they getting away with in the EU?

  114. 114
    Express Yourself with Crayons says:

    Sorry m8, some things you have to do by yourself.

  115. 115
    Spoonfaced Poodle says:

    Britain is strong

    That is why I kiss any Jihadi and Chinese and oligarch’s arse

    To fund the deficit, you see

    Toni Blair told me it is the right thing to do

    PS And to cut the armed forces…

  116. 116
    Celebs says:

    A couple of years ago, artist Tracy Emin was crucified by colleagues in the art world for saying she votes Conservative. One artist, can’t remember his name, said something along the lines of she should be shot for voting Tory. Bravo to Emin for having the guts to be one of the few celebs to openly say she’s not a Labourite.

  117. 117
    I think times are a changing says:

    The more Ukip and Farage turn up in the media the more the braindead will think about them at the polling station, the more chance they will vote for them, that’s if they ever get off their a rs es and stop watching tv and take a drive on their 4 wheeled electric seat to the polls.

  118. 118
    Emma two-faced Thompson says:

    Nothing like having it both ways

    Oh I must dash to a charity gig to get my monthly PR boost

  119. 119
    Obvious says:

    It’s only a selfie if:

    a) you took the picture
    b) you’re in it. Nobody else.

  120. 120
    Di Rear says:

    Abbott & Thornberry tried a joint ‘selfie’, but the wide angle lens was not wide enough

  121. 121
    North Country Boy says:

    Don’t be daft, I’m sure his Doncaster constituents fully identify with Emma Thomson et al.

  122. 122
    The Old Codger says:

    Dave is the PM, with him it is the other way round he has the power to give largess and favours by way of his office, so all the big business fawn over him in the hope of some favour that may come their way.

  123. 123
    John Ford says:

    In my day, I shot my movies in Cinerama with 65mm lenses. Still wouldn’t be wide enough for those two.

  124. 124
    Hugh says:

    Art colleges are churning out posh boys and girls who are producing land fill

    You don’t go to college to leran how to be an artist

  125. 125
    The Old Codger says:

    ” Emma Thomson” who is she?

  126. 126
    UKIP or bust says:

    Ah, yes but only a few years earlier she had said (because up to that point she hadn’t been bought by him) that she would never sell to Charles Saatchi because he helped get Margaret Thatcher elected.

    After he bought her work she changed her tune.

  127. 127
  128. 128
    taxpayer says:

    DWP

  129. 129
    Celebs says:

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/art/8980125/Tracey-Emin-Im-abused-by-other-artists-for-voting-Tory.html

    Emin – whose support for the Conservatives has been described as nothing short of “criminal” by fellow artist Dinos Chapman – admitted that some people had been “really abusive” about her political preferences. “The world I live in, people never vote Tory – especially within the art world – so I am a bit of an outsider on that one,” she said.

  130. 130
    The Old Codger says:

    It’s just misty where I am, I have no idea what is like in foreign countries like London

  131. 131
    taxpayer says:

    DWP for the period Apr 2011- oct 2011 ie first six month period after major social security changes
    DWP no refuse to release figures on the grounds that it is ‘scaremongering’
    pointless trying to be a smartarse

  132. 132
    taxpayer says:

    as did Tony McNulty, don’t forget – try and get your facts correct!!

  133. 133
    Tenpin says:

    Does Jim King Bola know my mate Tom or his cousin E?

  134. 134
    Len Mc says:

    What a collection of Hunts ,Milliband is just about as thick as Milliband and dont get me started on Emma Thompson.By the way wll done to the judge who refused leave to stop last nights deportation lets hope its the tide turning.

  135. 135
    Bunny says:

    Oh yes!

  136. 136
    Why does nobody agree with Nick anymore? says:

    Good summary.

    Works for us: suck it up little people.

  137. 137
    Neocon is a stupid word. says:

    Joey and Eddy = two false tits.

  138. 138
    Why does nobody agree with Nick anymore? says:

    “Self satisfied parasite”? Moi?

  139. 139
    The Political Elite says:

    We know best.

    Suck it up.

  140. 140
    Dirtbox Dave - queen of the homos says:

    It really is disgraceful.

    With hardworking MP’s forced to pay £250 to insert their todger into a young man’s arsehole, we really must increase their salaries. These people are working every hour of every day to improve the lives of their fellow citizens and should be rewarded accordingly.

  141. 141
    Len says:

    So little moribund, what you doing about this mess, get outta my face and get some work done. There are some clauses in the 1925 manifesto that need looking at again, up the workers.

  142. 142
    The Critic says:

    Toxic……read the report on the Qinetiq sell off.

    ‘Senior executives reaped a staggering return of almost 20,000 per cent from the sale of the Ministry of Defence’s research wing’

    If the Royal Mail deal was ‘crooked’ there are no words to describe this New Labour farce.

  143. 143
    Disgruntled spad says:

    Sniff sniff is that you on duty today Neil K?

  144. 144
    RichUpNorth says:

    FFS! What a bunch of ball-bags. There’s never a suicide bomber about when you need one.

  145. 145
    Straw Man says:

    No

  146. 146
    Akingbola419 says:

    I could do plenty for Nigeria – if only I could get my uncle’s money out – if you can help me by allowing me to transfer the money into your bank account I will give you 5% of the total sum realised.
    All I will need is for you to send me the local tax that the transfer will cost up front.

  147. 147
    Enquirer says:

    Why not “#BlackBritishUnited”?

  148. 148
    Flange says:

    Disabled people died after major social security changes? Did they not die before that?

  149. 149
    Fred the pensioner says:

    See 17 ^^^

    I am none the wiser!

  150. 150
    Anonymous says:

    “The Only Way is Ed”
    Plus being repeatedly dropped on one’s until the questions stop, Emma.
    p.s. The answer to your query during the recent high-price jewellery documentary. Concerning captivation by precious stones making one shallow. That, and an un-sceptical approach to politics, probably relate more to rocks inside the head.

  151. 151
    Boing said Zebedee, time for bed says:

    She is only famous because her dad used to narrate the Magic Roundabout filmlets.

  152. 152
    Neocon is a stupid word. says:

    Is it the New Muppet Movie ??

  153. 153
    Neocon is a stupid word. says:

    millions of pro British anti Establishment voters.

  154. 154
    Biased Broadcasting Corporation says:

    “The Millionaires’ Club meet up to discuss the hateful white working class and what can be done to quash their bigoted leader, Mr Farage”

  155. 155
    oop the werkers says:

    Posh socialists.

  156. 156
    Anonymous says:

    Joey Essex has not got a single functioning brain cell- a perfect liebor voter.

  157. 157
    You'll end up believing your own likes, dickhead says:

    Utter, utter bollox, as you would realise if you thought it about for more than a nanosecond.

  158. 158
    Chill Cott says:

    they don’t call me “chil” for nothing, blud

  159. 159
    Vincent Cabal says:

    It was my idea, strategy and evaluation, why does nobody ever give me the credit?

  160. 160
    Enn Wyeknot says:

    Sounds very sensible.

  161. 161
    Enn Wyeknot says:

    Ed Miliwosname even looks the weirder of the two compared to Grayson Perry.

  162. 162
    Numbskull says:

    Oh dear….Joey Essex who thinks the earth is flat !

  163. 163
    JH-230912384590231a says:

    ‘Not much policy’ doesn’t seems to be an issue when you are rimming Labour Nick.

    Funny that.

    Twat.

  164. 164
    O Henry says:

    Very funny.

  165. 165
    broderick crawford says:

    OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE ISLINGTON INTIFADA.

    Millionaires all and purporting to take an interest in the working/non working poor.!

  166. 166
    broderick crawford says:

    Otherwise known by its full monicker of EASTANGULARSTAN …just to the south of Kyrgystan and a little to the north east of Sacha Baron Cohen

  167. 167
    broderick crawford says:

    Is he anything to do with this Bricksey fellah who s just died ?

  168. 168
    workingclasspleb says:

    Nice to see so many working class people in the photo with Ed. Just look at all those
    truck drivers, binmen, shop assistants, factory workers and cleaners. Makes you feel proud not to be a socialist hypocrite like Emma Thompson, Grayson Perry et al who
    make more money in a week than they make in a year and then lecture us on voting for a party that looks down it’s nose at us.

  169. 169
    Cromwells ghost says:

    He He Ed i look more like Wallace, nice cheese


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