April 2nd, 2014

PMQs LIVE: Leadership Rumbles Edition

Oral Questions to the Prime Minister

Q1 Jeremy Corbyn (Islington North)
Q2 Chloe Smith (Norwich North)
Q3 Anas Sarwar (Glasgow Central)
Q4 Mr Jamie Reed (Copeland)
Q5 David Rutley (Macclesfield)
Q6 Ms Gisela Stuart (Birmingham, Edgbaston)
Q7 Kate Hoey (Vauxhall)
Q8 Jim Dobbin (Heywood and Middleton)
Q9 Chris Kelly (Dudley South)
Q10 Roger Williams (Brecon and Radnorshire)
Q11 Siobhain McDonagh (Mitcham and Morden)
Q12 Mr Alan Reid (Argyll and Bute)
Q13 Ann McKechin (Glasgow North)
Q14 David T. C. Davies (Monmouth)
Q15 Guy Opperman (Hexham)

Comments in the comments please…


  1. 1
    EU Funded Pro-EU Troll says:

    Vote UKIP

  2. 2
    Toby Belching-Felcher, Senior Partner at Pugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew says:

    Wet fart starting.

  3. 3
    Tory MP says:

    Go Kate Hoey

  4. 4
    Emily Burstberry says:

    Dead Ed is finished

  5. 5
    Old Salvo says:

    Disproportionate number of Scottish and London MPs?

  6. 6
    Toby Belching-Felcher, Senior Partner at Pugh Pugh Barney McGrew says:

    Dorrell really needs putting out to grass.

  7. 7
    Toby Belching-Felcher, Senior Partner at Pugh Pugh Barney McGrew says:

    Liz Truss – where the postmen empty their sacks.

  8. 8
    Cameron is Useless says:

    More hope ? Hope is not a strategy.

  9. 9
    Toby Belching-Felcher, Senior Partner at Pugh Pugh Barney McGrew says:

    Fooooook off Berc unt!

  10. 10
    If she had any self respect says:

    Time Hoey left the Labour Party. It doesn’t share her views on Northern Ireland and EU

  11. 11
    Cameron is Useless says:

    Answer the question Dave you utter c’unt.

  12. 12
    Dave says:

    Losing a trifling £750m on Royal Mail is fuck all compared to what we spew out on Development Aid(despot accounts) per annum.

  13. 13
    Podiceps says:

    Prop him up and work his hand with a bit of fishing line, like Chernenko on the saluting stand at the May Day parade. He’ll keep till 2015 if you aren’t fussy about the smell.

  14. 14
    Appalling says:

    This is dire, absolutely dire from Miliband.

  15. 15
    Garfield says:

    Muppets Love IT.

  16. 16
    Toby Belching-Felcher, Senior Partner at Pugh Pugh Barney McGrew says:

    Arseholeforce are a joke, DHL & UPS pissing all over them.

  17. 17
    Whiffler says:

    MUPPETS – gosh.

  18. 18
    Garfield says:

    Milliband is appalling.

  19. 19
    Cameron is Useless says:

    Dunce of Downing Street: Very good.

    Is Muppet Parliamentary ?

    Fuck off Dave you utter utter c’unt.

  20. 20
    Kermit says:

    I’m offended to be compared to those incompetent Labour toads.

  21. 21
    Steve Miliband says:

    Is the best miliband can do?

  22. 22
    Samuel tweet says:

    …shell the shares?

  23. 23
    Kermit says:

    Yayyyy! It’s the Muppett Show!!!!

  24. 24
    Cameron is Useless says:

    Ed Miliband is fucking useless as well.

    Why was the Royal Mail sold ?

    EU dictat.

    Fuck the EU.

  25. 25
    Fcuk off dog shit says:

    Oh look the shitty little liar is back again (he’s not funded by the EUSSR at all).

  26. 26
    Steve Miliband says:

    Angry Ed

  27. 27
    Toby Belching-Felcher, Senior Partner at Pugh Pugh Barney McGrew says:

    Villiers is like Morticia in a fridge. Creepy.

  28. 28
    Cameron is Useless says:

    Dave is weak because he couldn’t win an election against G’ordon B’rown.

    Is Ed going to start crying ?

    Vote UKIP.

  29. 29
    Fishy says:


    How much was that given away for by Labour

  30. 30
    EU Funded Pro-EU Troll says:

    Vote UKIP

  31. 31
    Cameron is Useless says:

    Red as a postbox ?

    Red as Ed.

  32. 32
    Mr Ed and Mr Ed says:

    Talking horses.

  33. 33
    Toby Belching-Felcher, Senior Partner at Pugh Pugh Barney McGrew says:

    That useless drip Cameron really does have a micro mouth. Is it because he’s a chinless upperclass twat? Fucking aristoliberals. I’ve shit ‘em.

  34. 34
    Cameron is Useless says:


  35. 35
    Toby Belching-Felcher, Senior Partner at Pugh Pugh Barney McGrew says:

    East Anglia = Six finger land

  36. 36
    Iain Duncan Smith says:

    Very poor from Cameron if he thinks only Trade Unions care about Royal Mail sell off.

    Is it any wonder that Dave is referred to “One Term Dave” ?

  37. 37
    Toby Belching-Felcher, Senior Partner at Pugh Pugh Barney McGrew says:

    Didn’t Sarwar used to sell carpets?

  38. 38
    Ed Miliband says:

    Mr. Speaker the PM is not wasting enough money. We lost the taxpayer £9 billion on the sale of gold alone. Mr. Speaker the coalition is not wasting tax payers money fast enough.

  39. 39
    Fishy says:

    Now worth £1bn

  40. 40
    Mr Ed and Mr Ed says:

    A as Sarwar, ees blick, maasm, and scotch extra tick box points.

  41. 41
    Mark Menzies says:

    Where’s my question then ?

  42. 42
    Low Tax Tory says:

    Corporation tax at 21%.


  43. 43
    Toby Belching-Felcher, Senior Partner at Pugh Pugh Barney McGrew says:

    Cut corp tax FOR LARGE COMPANIES MAKING OVER £300K PROFIT – not the rest. Twat.

  44. 44
    Toby Belching-Felcher, Senior Partner at Pugh Pugh Barney McGrew says:

    Fuck! Is Ken Clarke still alive?

  45. 45
    The Real Nasty Party says:

    Milibland 0 – 6 Cameron

  46. 46
    Captain Black says:

    …or fox hunting.

  47. 47
    Garfield says:

    This must be Millibands worst performance since the last one.

  48. 48
    Toby Belching-Felcher, Senior Partner at Pugh Pugh Barney McGrew says:

    Why was that Green MP checking out Gisela’s arse?

  49. 49
    The Real Nasty Party says:

    BBC: Milibland 7 – -6 Cameron

  50. 50
    Toby Belching-Felcher, Senior Partner at Pugh Pugh Barney McGrew says:

    Siemens on everyone’s lips.

  51. 51
    Limey says:

    Fucking hell, Kate, what an outfit…

  52. 52
    Toby Belching-Felcher, Senior Partner at Pugh Pugh Barney McGrew says:

    WTF! Kate Hoey really makes it too easy for us.

  53. 53
    Cold Caller says:

    Brrrrrrrrring, brrrrrrrring

    Is that the UKIP?

    It is? OK……..


    click, brrrrrrrrr

  54. 54
    Toby Belching-Felcher, Senior Partner at Pugh Pugh Barney McGrew says:

    It’s a sweet wrapper.

  55. 55
    The BBC says:

    Clegg thrashed Farage in the live debate tonight.

  56. 56
    Just asking says:

    Any comment on PIE, Mr Dobbin?

  57. 57
    Cameron is Useless says:

    Dave saw some extremely disturbing cases of CSA on his work machine.

  58. 58
    EU Funded Pro-EU Troll says:

    Vote UKIP

  59. 59
    Chuka and the Ethnic vote says:

  60. 60
    Just asking says:

    Which Carry On movie was Siobhan McDonagh in?

  61. 61
    Fucking dis custard says:

    Only just!

  62. 62
    Cameron is Useless says:

    Group purchasing ? Cameron the communist ???

  63. 63
    Stupis Laqbour bint in a red frock says:

    If it is impossible to recruit then there would be no recruits and that is not the case.

  64. 64
    Twampersand mk II says:

    Equates to 2 weeks membership of the EU. Still no excuse though.

    I haven’t listened to PMQs for years, but egged on by this site I thought I’d give it a go.

    I was shocked at the standard of ‘debate’. I had never fully realised what an utter lisping mong Milliband is. WTF were Labour thinkimg? he’s about as electable as Kinnock.

    I was also struck by the patronising, mealy-mouthed shite puked out by Cameron. I thought it would be difficult to dislike one of these bastards as much as Bliar, but this cock is certainly trying hard to rival him in smug arrogance.

    PS Why did no-one mention packees during the question of child grooming in Rochdale?

    PPS The speaker is an ineffectual twunt.

  65. 65
    MP for Argyl, Bute and Daleks says:

    I’d like to hear him say ‘exterminate’

  66. 66
    Sir Tony Robinson says:

    at least the plaque acknowledges she was innocently shot…

  67. 67
    Oh look.... says:

    There’s Hain….the cùnt should be in jail

  68. 68
    Toby Belching-Felcher, Senior Partner at Pugh Pugh Barney McGrew says:

    BT are ripping us off. Absolutely useless, bureaucratic bullshitters. Worst company in the UK.

  69. 69
    What's the point? says:

    FFS. We’ve got superfast fibre broadband out here in the sticks (some EU thingy) but it isn’t used by anyone because it costs a fortune.

  70. 70
    Andrew Lansley says:

    I think that Nick Clegg should go to the lavatory,he stinks to high heaven,and his powerhouse farts are so noisy.

  71. 71
    Toby Belching-Felcher, Senior Partner at Pugh Pugh Barney McGrew says:

    Liz Fraser was in Carry on Cabbie I think.

  72. 72
    Twampersand mk II says:

    I failed to receive so many packages from these muppets that I was able to make a tidy profit from compensation claims.

    Parcel Farce.

  73. 73
    Ludicrous .. says:

    How many useless JOck MPs are being called today?

  74. 74
    Call Inja says:

    You have not come across TalkTalk then.

  75. 75
    Toby Belching-Felcher, Senior Partner at Pugh Pugh Barney McGrew says:

    The fucking teachers should have reported the wall months ago. No ownership. No responsibility. No punishment.

    Typical public sector.

  76. 76
    Twampersand mk II says:

    For bank robbery.

  77. 77
    Nick Clegg says:


    It Kicks off at 7


  78. 78
    Wally Scott says:

    Remember a “yes” vote will mean they will be dead meat .

  79. 79
    zitfixer says:

    What are the going to do about maria.

  80. 80
    Stumps says:

    Tell her to cross her legs, would be a good start.

  81. 81
    Hannibal from Carthage says:

    I still think Miliband is a shifty tosser.

  82. 82
    Twampersand mk II says:

    Cameron: World class universities in East Anglia.

    You sure?

  83. 83
    LibDem spokesperson says:

    Nick is rehearsing for tonight with Nigel.

    If he can’t win the debate,at least he can force Nigel off stage.

    There’s only so much of Nick’s farts that anyone can stand.

  84. 84
    Toby Belching-Felcher, Senior Partner at Pugh Pugh Barney McGrew says:

    …all true Cam, but how many have you dragged in to 40% income tax you twat, and at what level does an employee start paying NI ~£7k? Drip.

  85. 85
    Maggie's man says:

    Did I hear a tosspot from labour asking for an apology for the poll tax..from 25 years ago!! god the labour gang are getting really really desperate.

  86. 86
    Mr Happy says:

    It is about time she was arrested charged and put in prison for thieving our money.

  87. 87
    A BBC Special Correspondent says:

    What a stupid fat cnut Cameron is.

    When he was caught stealing our money to get rid of his wisteria he paid the money back pretty quick.

    I hope he is going to do the same with the Royal Mail money .

  88. 88
    Will says:

    Chucka why not find it yourself from your trust funds or have a whip round from the rich in the Labour Party. Why should the taxpayer enrich Michael Mansfield and some other rich legal aid lawyer. If it matters why can’t they agree to do it pro bono

  89. 89
    Disgruntled spad says:

    The world class UEA – or the thermogeddenists mecca.

  90. 90
    Toby Belching-Felcher, Senior Partner at Pugh Pugh Barney McGrew says:

    …or have a shave.

  91. 91
    Disgruntled spad says:


  92. 92
    A toad says:


  93. 93
    As a matter of fact says:

    It wasn’t a poll tax. And since when has paying for what you use been wrong?

  94. 94
    broderick crawford says:

    you cannot say ” fuck the EU” any more , they just bug your phone and put it on you tube and call you a regime changer.

  95. 95
    broderick crawford says:

    yes he had a publicity jingle

    when you walk thru the door
    you fall through the floor
    At Sarwar s … where else !!

  96. 96
    broderick crawford says:

    you obviously retain your reliance on elephants in a do or die situation then Hanners .

    Don t blame you …… at least they don t lisp.

  97. 97
    broderick crawford says:

    …. on a retainer from the Talon sisters.

  98. 98
    broderick crawford says:

    wot …. you mean nobody swallows any more ??

  99. 99
    broderick crawford says:

    Carry On Crassly

  100. 100
    BlackJack says:

    More PIE please.

  101. 101
    Piggy Banks says:

    “The full scale of how City banks short-changed taxpayers in the £3.3bn flotation of Royal Mail was laid bare last night as it emerged that big investors who were offered extra shares in a “gentleman’s agreement” to stay in for the long term sold them almost instantly at a vast profit.” The Independent, Tuesday 01 April 2014

    So it was nothing to do with Dave allowing his City mates rip off state assets?

  102. 102
    Mr Ed and Mr Ed says:

    Can you also arrange same for Keith Blacklock or is he the wrong colour, chukky?

  103. 103
    MandyPickleSniffer says:

    So, let me get this straight…if the pension funds & institutional investors who bought these shares, on behalf of regular people who don’t invest directly into the markets, end up making 70% return on their purchase of Royal Mail shares…that’s a bad thing, why?

    Is that not putting money directly into the shareholders hands? Are they a completely different group of people from the taxpayers who owned Royal Mail and supposedly lost a shed-load by selling it too low?

    And, my oh my, look at all the Harry Hindsights bitching about the share price having rallied so much….what would they have said if the shares had sold off like Facebook did, where after the FB IPO it traded like shite for ages and everyone called it a flop? Would these same hypocrite scumbags be shouting and yelling at the Tories then as well? Opportunist scum, always trying to create some kind of faux-outrage to distract everyone from the fact that they’re utterly useless and have no credible policies. Where’s that bloody Egyptian geezer with his mass death sentence of 500+ people when you need him?

  104. 104
    By the way says:

    What’s in a name? And yet the-likes-of-you still hate it when the-likes-of-us continue to call it the Poll Tax. Is it because the second great Poll Tax revolt continues to act as a reminder of yet another unjust Tory policy? An on-going reminder of how mass non-payment undermined this hated tax, and to get rid of a Tory Leader?

  105. 105
    ned ludd says:

    Show Clarky a boy’s bum and watch him come alive.

  106. 106
    Piggy Banks says:

    “In the run-up to the flotation, 16 priority investors were identified and offered extra-large stakes in the business. This was part of the effort, repeatedly emphasised by Mr Cable, to ensure the company was owned by long-term shareholders rather than hedge funds, which can create instability for firms by trading in and out. However, the NAO report revealed that, within weeks, priority investors had sold almost half of the shares allocated to them. Hedge funds now make up a large number of the shareholder list.” The Independent, Tuesday 01 April 2014

    Few comments about the way bankers are ripping off the country? And yet, if the poor and disabled claim benefits, they are attacked as living off the state. Good to see that folks on this site are keeping Standards – even if they are Double.

    P.S: Out-of-control bankers, questions should be asked in the House. The again…

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