April 2nd, 2014

Muppet Miliband and Balls

“You know what Mr Speaker, I will take a lecture from almost anyone in the country about the sale of Royal Mail, but not from the two muppets who advised the last Chancellor on selling the gold.”

An attack lined ruined only by the manifesto blunder by the PM – Dave claimed Labour promised to privatise the Royal Mail – actually they were going to part privatise it and keep the majority shareholding in the government’s hands.


  1. 1
    Iain Duncan Smith says:

    BREAKING NEWS: Govt announce 7% of UK energy to be supplied by Cameron’s red face by 2023


  2. 2
    M­a­­­­q­bo­­ul says:

    But it saved the world….


    • 28
      NE Frontiersman says:

      2: Well, it saved Goldman Sachs, which is probably more important for our rulers; ‘http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/finance/thomaspascoe/100018367/revealed-why-gordon-brown-sold-britains-gold-at-a-knock-down-price/


  3. 3
    Kermit Defence League says:

    Cameron’s lost the puppet vote by cruelly comparing those nice TV characters with two proven plonkers.


  4. 4
    Sally Bercow says:

    Sorry Cameron, but calling the Milibands’ “Muppets” still doesn’t beat Ed’s
    “Dunce of Downing Street” gag.


    • 11
      Friendly Fire says:

      Its not a bad line – but wasted in this instance. Everyone knows the culprit for the wrong price being realised is Vince Cable.


    • 53
      D.I. Jack Regan says:

      Shatit you slag.

      Get yer clothes on and get me a cuppa tea.

      George! Stop gawping!


    • 54
      Mr Spock says:

      The ‘Dunce of Downing Street” gag was, of course, illogical. On the one hand Weird Ed was accusing Cameron of selling the Royal Mail too cheap because he is a dunce. On the other hand, he was accusing Cameron of selling Royal Mail on the cheap to his mates, hence not a dunce but corrupt. Weird Ed doesn’t do coherent narrative


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  6. 6
    Guido Forks says:

    Wow – so Cameron is comparing the Royal Mail sell off to Brown’s sale of gold. Very brave.


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    Dunce of Downing Street says:

    Witty, punchy, who gave Ed that line ?

    And edgy, with his later: ‘Face as red as a postbox’ line.

    But still unelectable.


    • 25
      Feral Bureau of Insults says:

      how about: brain the size of a black hole – more degrees than a thermometer – as descriptions of megaband?


  9. 9
    Will says:

    How dare dave compare the members of the opposition to the muppets Waldorf and statler are funnier than the opposition and well liked in over 100 countries. Plus stars want to appear with the muppets and they bring entertainment.


    • 15
      Fly in the ointment says:

      Bit of an own goal when Beaker sits on his bench.

      Danny Alexander must be most displeased.


  10. 10
    Grant Shapps says:

    The “dunce of Downing Street” brilliant Ed Miliband You’ve given us all a new name for that nugget known as Dave Cameron. Well done whoever came up with that.


  11. 13
    Fozzie says:

    Yes,and we’ve got Emily Fatbelly, aka Miss Piggy, in the Daily Politics studio.


  12. 14
    Michael Gove says:

    Proper laughing at “Dunce of Downing Street”, well played, Mr Miliband, well played.


  13. 16
    A watcher says:

    Was there a football chant starting up towards the end ?

    And I swear it sounded like a woman was being strangled at one point.


  14. 21
    Concerned Voter says:

    I trust Kermit and Co.

    I don’t trust Ed Miliband and Ed Balls.


  15. 23
    BBC: Just as balanced in 1975 as we are now says:

    Fucks sake even in 1975 our idea of “balance” was to pitch a debate between Labour and err, Labour.

    Roy Jenkins v Tony Benn debating on EU membership.


    • 31
      Koba says:

      They are blinkered, what do you expect of them.


    • 40
      Bill Quango MP says:

      Roy Jenkins thought Tony Benn was mad. Actually mad. Not just a bit eccentric but stark raving bonkers.

      Benn was really only a typical lefty. The more people, reality and events disagreed with him, the more convinced he became he was correct.

      He wasn’t. He was just a fool.


  16. 24
    Appalling says:

    What a sniffy haughty, yet incredibly vacuous and stupid bitch that Emily Thorberry truly is.


  17. 27
    Geezer says:

    Just caught up with this. I didn’t realise Cameron’s turned into an East End gangster. Next he’ll be saying “you slags!” and “Lemme have a butcher’s at that”.


  18. 36

    You must be so proud at moments like this.


  19. 37
    Fishy says:

    So, Weird Ed is claiming that the Govt have lost a £1m comparing the offer price with the share price today. Just how many people and institutions would have put their hands in their pocket to take a risk on a loss making, inefficient, union ridden basket case at £5.60 a share?

    What a fu’cking thick dip stick Miliband is, displaying once again his incompetence and complete lack of understanding of business.

    Interesting though to hear BBC Toenails telling us all that Miliband had scored a hit and this ‘cost of living’ thing will run. (Pathetic attempt by the BBC to puff up Miliband -who never mentioned the cost of living at PMQs)


    • 43
      Ed Moribund says:

      I’m moving onto the EU next.
      I’m afraid you’ll hear rather a lot of robotic, labour drones saying ‘cost of leaving’


  20. 42
    Ed Moribund says:

    On this Farage/Clegg day I think I should clarify my position on the EU.

    We should be 100% in, unless there are a whole ton of votes in being out, in which case we need to be 100% out.



  21. 44
    Fawke Handles says:

    I can’t see Len’s hand up either of the muppet’s arses.


  22. 45
    Two left feet says:

    Danny Wellbeck spurned that chance against Bayern in exactly the same was at I’d imagine Ed Miliband would kick a football.
    Like a total spasmo.


    • 47
      jgm2 says:

      I didn’t watch the match but I’ve no doubt the next time the referee makes a mistake Wellbeck et al will be in his face giving him the benefit of his opinion.

      Why don’t the referees just whip out a smartphone and show a little compilation of all (say) Welbecks ‘mistakes’ – his point-blank misses for which he’s paid umpty million a year.


  23. 46
    Two left feet says:

    Was at?
    Way as….

    Get an edit facility ffs


    • 52
      Fred the pensioner says:

      You’ve already got one at the bottom of the page. It is commonly known as “Preview”.

      Isn’t IT wonderful?


  24. 58
    nick says:

    That is it in a nutshell-Balls and Milliband-Dumb and Dumber!!! Brilliant. Then stir in the twee Cooper, The Pie Lady, Jack the Drone, Chukka uppa, the Eagle idiots, Dipstick Thornberry and Fatbut idiot. There, is that what thinks it is going to win any election. All covered with 6 brain cells.!!!!! Loony Labour Liars.


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    Violet Elizabeth Bott says:

    I’ll thcweam and thcweam until I’m THICK!


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