April 2nd, 2014

удача, Nigel!


  1. 1
    Owen Jones,Socialist turned Capitalist says:

    That’s my boy Nigel !

    How Farage used his firm Thorn In The Side Ltd to halve the tax bill on £45,000 in extra earnings http://dailym.ai/1lCb575

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    Anonymous says:

    I expect the political clas think this might embarass him – how silly!

  3. 3
    Maria Miller says:

    My boss is a dunce.

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    Prime Minister"The Dunce Of Downing Street" Cameron says:

    ‘He should do the patriotic thing and pay full British tax like everybody else. It is the same old tired politicians’

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    British Bulldog says:

    I bet those EURO-MEPets put the vodka on expenses

    Farage may be a prat but he’s our prat. High time these foreigners showed Britain some respect. We saved them in the war!

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    Libertarian says:

    How about our government does the patriotic thing and stops taxing use like serfs so they can heat their stables?

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    Dmitri says:

    A shiver ran through the European Parliament looking for a spine to run up. Unfortunately it died on the long journey to Moscow.

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    Right Full Rudder says:

    Well we won’t hear any lefties moaning since they all insisted in 2012 that it was perfectly normal when Ken Livingstone did it.

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    Mr Ed and Mr Ed says:


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    Two left feet says:

    How disrespectful from whoever left it there. I assume Herr Schultz will review the footage and discipline the culprit.
    …or maybe he’ll laugh it off, at which stage Farage should replace Schultz’s flag with a swastika.

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    Mr Ed and Mr Ed, the talking horses says:

    We hope to see what a backbone actually looks like. Not within Cleggy of course.

  13. 13
    Mr Ed and Mr Ed, the talking horses says:

    Nigel, having slain many dragons can you now have a look at Len, he seems a bit miffed. If you could tone it down a bit and doublespeak as we do daily then we could save our worker vote base which is disappearing fast and you could be …err……Foreign Sec?

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    Abottabad says:

    Who is Herr Schultz???

  15. 15
    Good Luck Nigel says:

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    jgm2 says:

    That vodka will have been bought at the duty free shop on-site at the EU Parly.

    At least Nigel now has all he needs to make a Molotov cocktail and burn the fucking place down.

  17. 17
    Mr Ed and Mr Ed, muppets says:

    We are of the firm belief that Opposition is something we do well. So what if the support is haemmorraging.

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    ANON says:


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    Bloomers in rain-soaked Bongo Bongo Land says:

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    Podiceps says:

    Not surprised to see that MEPs have a trough in front of their desks.

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    Mr Ed and Mr Ed, muppets says:

    Device exploded in bomber’s face after he ‘forgot about clocks changing’


    And you thought we were dumb.

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    C O (Ξ7m) says:

    One for the history books.

    Especially when the tanks start rolling into B’erlin again…. :-D

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    tee2greeny says:

    Putin stands up for the Russian people. Unlike our politicians who don’t seem to stand for anything much. Certainly not the British people

  25. 25
    A Pint of Bitter says:

    How sad it must be to be Godfrey.

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    Anonymous says:

    Well Done Guido just doing your bit for the establishment are you any relation to Andrew Neil.

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    UKIP or bust says:

    Liblabcon should stop giving 53 million pounds a day of our money to the soviets in the EU so they can spend more on their propaganda.

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    Crick, pain in the neck says:

    My Ed is still hurting.

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    Carry Hole is a porcine homunculus says:

    No surprise the EU dislikes an country that decided to recover from marxism.

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    Neocon is a stupid word. says:

    Half the EU Commieczars were working for Russia in their youth.
    Is Putin the wrong sort of Russian ??

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    Carry Hole is a porcine homunculus says:

    EUSSR capo

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    Bender Watch says:

    Part listening to some Lieboir bird in the Commons on TV before, it seems this LGBT thing is an international web of intrigue, like a government with multi tentacles. Its Why the west wants to tell Nigeria, Uganda Kenya Ethiopia and India to halt their new discrimination but are afraid of “colonial overtones”.

    Well leave them alone then and fuck off.

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    Nigel Farage doppelganger says:

    Go Go Nigel your our boy, glasnost Farage
    Bollocks to the msm their crap

    Clegg is ЛОМТИК ХЛЕБА lets give them a Без перевода.

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    Kyev News says:

    I was wondering where all those Molotov cocktails came from, which torched the police in Kiev

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    It’ll help him remember where it is next time he pays a visit.

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    Cockney Herald says:

    I remember Mr Bloom

    He used to sell washing machines

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    History says:

    The whole anti-Russian thing is fascinating. The Russians were our allies in defeating Napoleon as well as in the First and Second World wars. In strategic terms, probably even more than the Americans, they have been there as our friends when the British people have needed them most to help us deal with dictators in Europe who have threatened the freedom of these islands.

    We have only had a war with them once: in the 19th Century, a war which, interestingly enough was in the Crimea: the place which the EU wants us to believe they have no historical, social, political or cultural claims to.

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    Londoner says:

    Were they British washing machines?

  39. 39
    Russian oligarch says:

    Tanks are so 20th century, sunshine

    We prefer buying up London and the South of France

    And football clubs and newspapers

    And, of course, Western politicians since they are so cheap and corrupt

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    After a lengthy inquiry costing several million euros, Schultz says:

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    Beep Beep says:

    Shameful how Cleggs chums at the BBC are talking about Russia and Syria. It’ll be an EU debate about anything other than the EU.

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    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Speaking of muppets, which female labour MP is Miss Piggy. It’s either Abbott or Thornberry – maybe it’s both of them.

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    Catherine II of Russia says:

    The trick, Vladimir Vladimirovich, is to get Germany on your side. Then you can squash the little countries in between.

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    Observer says:


    Few in the neocon media have ever read a history book

    They take their orders from their offshore masters

    Who seek world domination at any cost

    Because they think they are exceptional and chosen

    Just look at the last 15 years of death, destructiin and war crimes caused by the West, especially the US and UK

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    Fuck off Nick Robinson you four eyed left wing twat. says:

    Had to laugh at Nick Robinson on the BBC news with his anti Farage anti Russian rant. No Mr Robinson there is LOTS of evidence that the so called ‘rebels’ (really Al Qaeda) have been using the gas, lots of evidence it’s being supplied via Saudi Arabia, but of course you fucking cuunts at the BBC don’t want to report that do you?

    By the way, Labour your beloved friends voted AGAINST war with Syria, so will you be giving Red Ed the same treatment?

    As usual the media are on the wrong side of public opinion, the public are sick of these fucking wars you four eyed mong.

    I’m no fan of UKIP or Farage but the more I see the media make up more lies about Farage the more I feel like voting for him.

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    Stalin says:

    It worked for me, up to a point.

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    C O (Ξ7m) says:

    Buying off the likes of Dunce Cameron and the Miliband Muppet ?

    Methinks you’ve been done up like a kipper.

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    Fuck off Nick Robinson you four eyed left wing twat. says:

    This is how the BBC works, you can bet that Dimblebore will keep trying to come back to it, but Farage is right, public opinion is against these lies and wars, Farage should go for it, it will make Clegg look like a war monger something his own party oppose.

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    Big D says:

    How pathetic of the Euro pygmies .
    Farage has got more balls than the rest of them put together .
    Let it roll Nigel.

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    nigels parachute says:

    27 million 29 million. Whats in a few million?

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    Fuck off Nick Robinson you four eyed left wing twat. says:

    I’d trust Putin over Merkel or Hollande any day. The Krauts and French have been back stabber for centuries.

  52. 52
    Iain Duncan Smith says:

    Calls for PM to apologise after he brands Balls and Miliband ‘muppets’ http://bit.ly/1i2k7DE

    Hear ! Hear !

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    Vlad, working for Russia says:

    No need

    We have a vast country with huge resources to develop

    Living standards in Russia have nearly doubled since I took over

    Just leave us in peace and deal with your own indebted, corrupt and decadent countries

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    Billyboy the Jock says:

    Is that Baldy Neil, you are speaking about ?

  55. 55
    Dessert Rat says:

    And fucking Swastikas for the rest of them

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    Fuck off Nick Robinson you four eyed left wing twat. says:

    Hey Robinson you four eyed cuunt. Remember this?

    Speaking to the BBC’s Nick Robinson, Mr Miliband said the Commons had spoken for the British people.


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    Mission not impossible now says:

    What are the bBBC up to, they seem to be trying to build this debate up to the king is dead ,long live the king, type show , it’s there just to give Clegg a chance to drink gallons of water, the first debate was the finale, I made my mind up last week so anything else is just a bad video recording.

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    Mission not impossible now says:

    It’s the first thing Camoron has got right for the last four years.

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    nigels parachute says:

    Danny alexander has just said the were issues with last weeks poll. I wonder if he will make the same complaintIin nick polls better than nige this week?

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    Beness says:

    Just watched Paul Nuttal and Danny Alexander talking about tonights debate.

    Alexander would not even look at Nuttal. He would not engage eye contact. What a rude way to treat someone because he disagrees with their political views. He was trying to just blank him out.

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    F##k the LibLabCon says:

    It’ll be interesting how the ‘hand picked’ BBC audience react to this so called EU debate. I can see another BBC/LibLabCon stitch up coming not unlike the job they did on Nick Griffin back in 2009.

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    Anon. says:

    BBC hounding Farage before debate.

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    Pseud Watch says:

    So vaz finally comes to the aid of the Indian girl to be deported tonight. Why not make it a double one way trip, Vaseline?

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    nigels parachute says:

    Would anyone be surprised if the rebels did have chemical weapons and used them

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    One Term Dave - dragging the Tories to the nearest gay bar says:

    You forgot about the bumsex people and the bumsex marriage Vlad.

  66. 66
    Mission not impossible now says:

    G has pissed on most of the establishment one time or another, you just have to take the way he does it, sometimes it seems he’s on their side but at the same time he’s kicking them in their plastic balls, as none of them have balls or a spine come to that.

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    David Cameron says:

    I sincerely apologise for describing the Right Honourable Members as ‘muppets’. Clearly it was most inappropriate to compare them to well loved characters on children’s television, and I unreservedly withdraw the allegation. From now on I shall describe them more accurately as ‘slimeballs’.

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    BBC says:

    We build them up only to knock them down, it’s the LibLabCon way don’t cha know.

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    nigels parachute says:

    If putin is talked about for more than 2 minutes im switching

    I want democracy for britain. I don’t give a toss about putin

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    The messiah has arrived, the BBC is broadcasting on st Cleggs day says:

    I think most people are expecting this to be a Nick Griffin debate, with Liebours brownshirts doing their best prove why you never vote for Liebour

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    Anonymous says:

    The more you piss on him, the stronger my compulsion to vote for him. Keep it up.

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    Public Schoolboys and girls in the media talking bollocks says:

    The westminster bubble lot just cant get their heads round why Farrage said what he said about Putin. They have absolutely no awareness about why this appeals to the man in the street. Vote UKIP.

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    C O (Ξ7m) says:

    J’apan, the only G7 nation which has a territorial dispute with R’ussia, has expressed concerns about expansionism:


    Some background on the Northern Territories dispute:


    The main concern in J’apan is that if R’ussia’s actions in U’kraine go unchecked then this could embolden Ch!na to claim new territory.

    This could blow back on R’ussia itself where concern about the de-facto take over of its far east due to massive migration of Ch!nese has been spoken about over the past few years:


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    Fuck off Nick Robinson you four eyed left wing twat. says:

    So Nick Clegg doesn’t like Putin, but he and the EU happily buy Russian gas. So does that gas have blood on it then Clegg, Robinson and the BBC?

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    Votch how ve destroy u little Englanders!


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    The messiah has arrived, the BBC is broadcasting on st Cleggs day says:

    If they keep going on about Putin then it won’t be a debate about the EU, so it becomes just the same only the May EU vote will be the truth.

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    Public Schoolboys and girls in the media talking bollocks says:

    So Clegg doesnt want to ‘dazzle viewers with statisics’ is that fucking right ? What he means is that seing as he got caught out lying through his teeth last week re that 7% porker he doesnt want the subject brought up again. The lickspittles in the Media are hammering the Putin angle. Fuck them.

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    stun () says:

    Since when was ‘sunrise’ a verb?

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    C O (Ξ7m) says:

    That was before the B’olshevic revolution and when they went all communist.

    The friends that the UK and Western Europe had were exterminated during the p’urges after Lenin got into power.

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    Anonymous says:

    Nick clegg is a vagina.

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    C O (Ξ7m) says:

    Oh look: Putin just got divorced:


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    Don't look this way, look over there says:

    Clegg doing the scar tactics so old fashioned just like the LibLabCons

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    C O (Ξ7m) says:

    Clegg is talking about job losses again.

    There was a report that some coal mines are going to close down in the UK today.

    No link that the EU forced closure of UK coal fired power stations in the name of Green Crap.

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    Don't look this way, look over there says:

    Clegg is selling the wrong thing, he’s not talking to the public he’s talking to the Politically correct, this debate is supposed to be about the EU not the world..

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    Don't look this way, look over there says:

    Clegg has lost it, he’s trying to take Farage down and not debating the EU, he’s a fckin loser.

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    Public Schoolboys and girls in the media talking bollocks says:

    Clegg is desperate to avoid the lies he told last week and just wants to play he Putin card all night. Desperate lying twat.

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    Beness says:

    Clegg with the lies again.

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    Beness says:

    clegg is talking to the bubble.

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    I love Clegg says:

    Clegg= zero, Farage = one hundred and eighty.

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    F##k the LibLabCon says:

    You don’t have to convince me.

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    F##k the LibLabCon says:


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    Benny Hill says:

    Has anyone got a spare 50 inch plasma going cheap, I just put a beer bottle through Nick Clegg’s head.

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    Beness says:

    Bigger win than last week for Farage. Where did the BBC find the unbiased audience?

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    Benny Hill says:

    I agree I am shocked the audience is actually neutral.

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    Beness says:

    Clegg is shocking!!

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    John Bellingham says:

    God, you are as old as I am.

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    John Bellingham says:

    Rolls-Razor were first made in Holland and then later in Cricklewood from Dutch components. After bankruptcy the rump produces were made by Italian, Ariston. All this long before the EU

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    Fred the peensioner says:


  99. 99
    Fred the pensioner says:

    Have we met?

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    Fred the pensioner says:

    It is strongly rumoured that some of them do in fact stand up for a peeeee.

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    Fred the pensioner says:

    Possibly correct if you are discussing volume, but definitely off the mark if you are talking expenses/cash fiddles.

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    Sir Roger de Senseless says:

    Good one!

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