March 31st, 2014

Pickles “Looking Very Closely” at Rahman Allegations

Tonight’s Panorama investigation into Tower Hamlets mayor Lutfur Rahman alleged that he personally redirected £6 million worth of grants to projects of his choice, against the advice of council officers and with no explanation. Millions of pounds worth of grants were paid to projects involving the local Bengali, Bangladeshi and Somali communities, which Rahman relies on for re-election. Panorama also revealed the chief reporter of a UK-Bangladeshi TV channel censured by Ofcom for pro-Rahman bias is paid £50,000 a year by Rahman as an adviser. Rahman said it was “against his human rights” to be asked questions in a public meeting.

A source close to Communities Secretary Eric Pickles says of the allegations “we are looking at it very closely”. The most likely measure seems to be appointing an inspector to oversee how Tower Hamlets is run. He’ll be in for a treat…

See also: Loony Lutfur Calls Cops on “Racist” Panorama


  1. 1
    Nae Real says:

    This programme explains why UK exists…….and will prosper. Unbelievable!

  2. 2
    Nae Real says:

    Correction. UK should read UKIP!

  3. 3
    Podiceps says:

    And the inspector will be in on the game, and the report will take five years to prepare and then not be released. So it goes.

  4. 4
    Immy Watch says:

    This is the real none sense in the UK today, fuckin millions disappearing into diversity projects and we just sigh.

    Then along comes Nigel……

  5. 5
    non taxable pikey says:

    Stop looking Eric and start working. Put the pie down get off your fat arse and sort this mess out now.

  6. 6
    Katie says:

    Time this slithery individual was stopped.

  7. 7
    Diane Fatbott says:


  8. 8
    Immy Watch says:

    Should the last rites for this bastard. Uman /imam rites indeed.

  9. 9
    No jam, just lard says:

    Expectations in the pieman doing or even checking if their is a problem is zero, nothing will happen, anything checked out will be Chillcotted.

  10. 10
    Jacqueline Dromey says:

    PIE ? Who mention PIE ??

  11. 11
    JH-2133253141245 says:

    Like a primitive village shaman, he thinks he can influence objective reality by uttering magical incantations.

    Hyuuuuuman rightssss!
    Diiiiivide and ruuuule!

    You’ve done quite nicely out your little soft-shoe shuffle Rahman.

    Now fuck off. I’m sure the cash will go a long way in Bangladesh.

  12. 12
    non taxable pikey says:

    Vote UKIP

  13. 13
    NE Frontiersman says:

    Same old,same old: several years ago Waltham Forest gave away several acres of land to the Muslim Burial trust (chaired by the mayor, amazingly). The land was neglected former sports fields adjacent to others which had already been made over for the same purpose. The trust was meant to pay to renovate these remaining fields by way of thanks, but instead asked for them as well. The council’s property manager – a Muslim – helpfully valued the land at zero (several acres next to the North Circular) as being Recreational Open Space, when cemetery land is one of the most lucrative usages. A total gift worth £5 to £10 million in terms of loss to the borough. The official who drafted the report recommending the gift was a former Labour leader of the council.

    This is the tip of the iceberg in Waltham Forest.
    And nobody in central government gives a toss, because all the parties would rather share the local government plunder than fight over it, which might involve casualties to all sides.

  14. 14
    Bystander says:

    I think we should have a postal vote on the situation

  15. 15
    I agree with nick being boiled says:

    I wonder how much their membership went up at 20:31 today?

  16. 16
    White rabbit says:

    Does this mean that you can buy a bijou flat in Tower Hamlets
    for less than a Bernie ?

  17. 17
    non taxable pikey says:

    The cheap option is about 40 pence a cartridge.

  18. 18
    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    what gets me about these thieving politicians is the air of success they project with the nice manicures and expensive items of clothing and accessories that we pay for.

  19. 19
    Nigel says:

    I admire him as operator.

  20. 20
    Nigel says:

    Sorry. *an* operator. I’m not Russian (believe it or not).

  21. 21
    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    we could introduce the death penalty for corruption in public office.

  22. 22
    non taxable pikey says:

    then stick the Fker in a call centre.

  23. 23
    Incapable Vince, deputy Chief Cockroach says:


  24. 24
    dai laughing says:

    indeed – all good clean fun

  25. 25
    dai laughing says:

    yes – more for the professional parasites – and they need the money

  26. 26
    dai saucily says:

    sounds like chicken & hamlet pie to me

  27. 27
    First Man of Finland caught gawping at Danish princess's breasts says:

  28. 28
    Tony Blair says:

    Make it a ‘Hutton’ style enquiry, everyone will be fine.

  29. 29
    George Shalloway says:

    It’s time that White people were expelled from Britain for being so narrow minded as to not accept corruption which has been part of life that our ethnic brothers and sisters have enjoyed for centuries.
    I would like to see all native White English only speakers expelled to kazakhastantistan , which is a wonderful, enlightened place, where they will learn tolerance and cultural understandings of how politics should be done.

  30. 30
    Muzrat spokesperson says:

  31. 31
    Private Eye says:

    He has been a regular on our rotten borough pages for years.
    Why no one in the establishment, or even the established media, ever follow up on our exposures of the most blatant corruption in town halls is a mystery.

    Perhaps they are too busy getting the ‘real’ story from the lobby?

  32. 32
    Anonymous says:

    I think we should all feel enriched by the introduction of the political practices of another culture.

  33. 33
    Goodbye Clegg says:

  34. 34
    Anonymous says:

    In the program on Farage a pompus, self important imigrant from Uganda, says the press should be gagged so as to not give Farage too much publicity.

    It is precisley this type of thing (fredom of speech) that these primatives do not understand (which) enables them to ponce off of the British and call for those they don’t like to be gagged.

  35. 35
    Phil Pineck says:

    He knows how to play the victim card very well.

    – against his yoomun rites
    – wacism
    – class war

    and all the other lefty shit

  36. 36
    House of Ill Repute says:

    CBA TBH.

  37. 37
    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:


  38. 38
    Phil Pineck says:

    could -> should

  39. 39
    Anonymous says:

    I’ll accept anything that will rid us of the gay mafia!

  40. 40
    Paniagua V5.1 says:

    Vince I have a solution. Sort out the postal votes and then watch Royal Mail’s share price fall into penny stocks territory.

    That’s if you can be bothered to get of your lazy fat senile old arse.

  41. 41
    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    The Independent State of Tower Hamlets.

  42. 42
    Owen Jones says:


  43. 43
    Andy Burnham says:

    I’m just lovin’ this Hillsborough Inquest…me.

  44. 44
    Puka de Pie says:

    Keep calm and vote UKIP

  45. 45
    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Human food bank Emily Thornberry.

  46. 46
    Hamspam Chowder says:

  47. 47
    Totally pissed off White British Voter says:

    A typical product of the fucking LibLabConner paradise that the U.K. has become.

  48. 48
    Watch the Red Spot says:

    He is now a target.

  49. 49
    (I've been renamed) DA-Notice says:

    Revenge is best served with a portion of dal and a roti.

  50. 50
    To all whites says:

    Vote UKIP.

  51. 51
    To all whites says:

    Vote UKIP.

  52. 52
    Bumsex Marriage wasn't in Dave's 2010 Manifesto says:

    Have any bumsex marriages been consummated yet? No? Not physically possible? Now there’s a surprise.


  53. 53
    The British media are cunts says:

    The poor old BBC having to admit that lefty France is a total fucking basket case.

    Just think if McBumbandit had been re-elected where we’d be now.

  54. 54
    To all whites says:

    Vote UKIP.

  55. 55
    Immy Watch says:

    Pro moos scum woman, BBC favourite of course. Loves telling us what to do. Well dear…fuck off.

  56. 56
    Stato says:


  57. 57
    Casual Observer 2 says:

    Never mind the fucking Frogs — they know how to have a good riot when necessary — and then vote for Marine Le P.

    It’s the bank-rupt LibLabConned U.K. that you need to worry about.

  58. 58
    Totally pissed off White British Voter says:

    Yep. Will do.

  59. 59
    Immy Watch says:

    There are some frightening sights in the UK today, this programme was jaw dropping. Just who wanted this , Somalis banhadeshis and mpbengalis splitting public funds while they thieve and scheme and do not work.

    If the prison pop is one quarter moos at least, how many actually do not claim and spend the day shuffling up and down to the mosk at our expense. FFS.

    Meanwhile the French left is routed.

  60. 60
    Fishy says:

    I see the snarling, sneering, cynical Paxman is back on form tonight. But the difference is that he’s got a Tory in front of him, it’s not a simpering chat with Labour’s Rev Flowers.

  61. 61
    screwball watch says:

    Simpering with assorted lefties has become his stock in trade. Looked like he wanted sex with some.

  62. 62
    Fact says:

    Paxman is a cnut.

  63. 63
    The Village Idiot fed on a constant diet of biased mendacity & manipulation says:

    Correction Please insert “multi-cultural establishment” inspector…..

    Just to give the designated non-entity a smoke screen for doing fcuk all,
    except sweep everything under the carpet, a very thick heavy carpet & of
    course all funded by the ever compliant & always screwed Joe Public …….

    Aaah Democracy & Public Opinion will once again be ignored & kicked into
    the long grass !! An establishment favoured tatic for dealing with something
    that is not part of there grand plan as pontificated by the ConsLieLaborLebDims
    Oligarchs………Dinosaurs from the last century & about to be completely culled
    in the very near future via the Ballot Box……..

  64. 64
    Vinnie says:

    If something isn’t done to clear out these cesspools of corruption and racist pork-barrel politics, things are going to get emotional.

  65. 65
    Fishy says:

    Six with one shot. Give the guardsman a medal. Allahu Akbar, as they say. Mo will be running out of virgins at this rate.

  66. 66
    My estimation of him says:

    Pickles is too weak and indolent to sort this.

  67. 67
    Fuck the LibLabCon says:

    Wow…the black dude on BBC News 24 doing the paper review #BBCpapers with two white middle-aged male establishment journos, just suggested live on air that Blair was right of centre…cue condescending/exaggerated laughter from the white establishment journos and admonishment of the black dude.

  68. 68
    N.E.Somerset Voter says:

    It’s all because the dishonourable M.P.s have allowed it to happen.

    That includes you Jacob Rees-Mogg.

    You disagree with bumsex marriage, so why haven’t you left the Conservative Party? — it appears that you must be a career politician like all the other t(u)rds in Westminster

  69. 69
    Jasmin Alibi Brownsauce says:

    I want you hon keys all gone within 100 years.

  70. 70
    Anonymous says:

    What about other races? Should they vote ukip?

  71. 71
    don't say you weren't warned says:

    Vote National Socialist — clean the stables out.

  72. 72
    Handypara says:


  73. 73
    Eric Pickles is a useless lump says:

    True. Millions and millions of pounds are unaccounted for over the last decade.

    The tories should be objecting to the doings in this Labour controlled borough but are supine: also up to their necks in the O-Regen scandal.

    Waltham Forest should be on the curriculum in every course on public administration in the land as a case study in complicity in corruption by the main parties.

  74. 74
    A Travel Agency says:

    The door to a life in an Islamic country is only over there. Bye.

  75. 75
    EC1 PhD says:

    So where’s the story? 11pm and nothing yet….

  76. 76
    BBC Red Bottom says:

    And the headlines again…

    A dossier into the effects of climate change have revealed that Britain could be hit by floods, drought, pestilence, plague and famine within 45 minutes…

  77. 77
    BBC Red Bottom says:

    Harriet has been very quiet lately. FoR such a big mouth.

  78. 78
    Give that cat another can of Wiskas says:

    Larry’s shit on the carpet in disgust with Dave.

  79. 79
    Fact says:

    No. They should all fuck off whence they came.

  80. 80
    Nigel Porridge says:

    I am not national socialist. I just think that the nazis clearly had better flags than us, superior tanks and planes, and much smarter uniforms. Just look at the boots and the helmets!

    I’m not saying I have a poster of Hitler on my wall. Just that if you want a strong leader he was one… I must stop talking as I’ve given that little 2pdr Clegg a whole SDKFZ-7 of 88mm ammunition to fire at me.

  81. 81
    The Hodge offshore trust says:

    How good this enrichment is. I feel very diverse

  82. 82
    Fed up Joe Public & all voting UKIP ORG says:

    N.E.S.V. What about the dodgy tarnished Blue Doctor in NS & his unexceptable AC/DC behaviour even claiming 1p & 3p on expenses !

    also next door in WsM with DCW where tax Payers are being conned out of
    £2.5K+ per month for what is questionable office costs…..some have another
    name for type of purloining of Public Funds

    Time for them all to suffer the same fate @ the ballot box…..

    VOTE UKIP and take OUR country back from these Parasites, Pimps &

  83. 83
    Fuck the LibLabCon says:

    Ha, ha…the sadest ad hominem on here for ages.

    Your lot, the LibLabCon, are shit scared of Farage.

    He is doing something right and the leadership cream always rises to the top in times of crisis.

  84. 84
    Hysterical, outside Number 10 says:

    OMG ! Larry’s last tweet was yesterday !

    Has Dave gone and killed a fucking cat ?

  85. 85
    A Modest proposal says:

    Let’s just deport everyone who isn’t a British citizen and bulldoze the place.

  86. 86
    Number Crunching says:

    80% Labour
    0% Lib Dem

    Therefore: 20% UKIP.

  87. 87
    Nigel says:

    We were discussing it at the bar last night. Adolf was alright. Brilliant operator – better than those liberal Nazis in Westminster.

  88. 88
    Utter Loon says:

    Me too obviously.

  89. 89
    melvin says:

    The Leader of the Conservative Opposition in Tower Hamlets has been trying for years to expose Rahman and his corruption, but no-one in higher authority has the balls to take up the cause.

  90. 90
    Bumsex Wedding, Inshallah says:

  91. 91
    KSA says:

    “Wives for sons, Boys for pleasure.” (Traditional)

  92. 92
    Merry England says:

    The more the merrier

  93. 93
    No jam, just lard says:

    Ooooh! quick where do I pay my green taxes to stop it happening, oh! start of new accounts year coming soon so better get the threats and scares in early, after all how universities pay for all the ones doing media studies and the history of the Beatles and the ones following Gordy Brown doing the history of the Scottish Unions.

  94. 94
    the lucky tax-payer says:

    have a look at the law society solicitor lists – there seem to be two rahmans – both (inter alia) doing immigration work

    how much of this is funded by the tax-payer?

    one is at heathrow (entry point) and t’other in the large bengali concentration in east london

    all no doubt well within someone’s human rights

  95. 95
    not me says:

    so who pushed?

  96. 96
    dai fecating says:

    try CHEERIOS – the anytime laxative

  97. 97
    I got 6 of the cunts with one shot says:

    I’m very happy today.

  98. 98
    dai diplomatically says:

    or – a mid way position – knock the ‘s’ off the last name

  99. 99
    dai laughing says:

    ms A-B- was at sea on the Farage show in C4 tonight – utterly unaware of the of the UK beyond Hampstead PC1

  100. 100
    jgm2 says:

    Now there’s inflation for you. I remember about 12 or 13 years ago being in Maryland. My mate had bought a Browning 9mm and was able to buy ex-Russian ammunition delivered to your doorstep (and left there if you weren’t in to sign for it) at 5c a pop. Seriously. They’d leave 1,000 rounds of ammunition on your fucking doorstep in full view of the paperboy.

    The brass was worth more than 5c a pop.

    Great country. Just like the French. I have a love-hate relationship. Single-minded, convinced of their own ‘specialness’, great country, individually they’re great people (apart from US customs and immigration who are c*unts – although better than they were) but utterly exasperating on the international stage.

  101. 101
    dai moralising says:

    have a look at the subject’s sources of income on her wikipedia note

    despite the apparently wide range of non-jobs she’s ignorant of the views of large parts of uk society

    better perhaps on racism in uganda and women’s rights (lack of) in south asia?

  102. 102
    Lampshade says:

    A nice summary of the merde ecomonique that Hollande is in.

  103. 103
    jgm2 says:

    Because he/she would be branded a ‘racist’. The most heinous ‘crime’ so far invented.

    ‘Racism’ is a totally invented ‘crime’.

    Short people can’t help being short. You can ‘hate’ short people all day long and it’s not a crime. Red-heads – they can’t help being red-headed. You can hate them till you’re blue in the face and that’s not a crime. Women – you can still hate them as long as you don’t fire them on the grounds of being a woman. You can still say ‘Women, I fucking hate them, bleeding, irrational fucking lunatics all of them’ and that’s no crime. But if you say ‘I hate blacks or Indians or s’tani’s’ then suddenly it’s a fucking crime.

    Racism. A totally fucking invented ‘crime’. Meaningless, subjective, counter-intuitive, counter-logical, wholly manufactured ‘crime’.

  104. 104
    Podiceps says:

    Apparently the word for ‘virgins’, hur (no pun intended), can also be translated as ‘white raisins’. There should be little difficulty in providing 72 sultanas for all martyrs.

  105. 105
    Tower Hamlets Oblast says:

    Putin likes the way it is run and is thinking of a takeover to protect like minded criminals.

  106. 106
    jgm2 says:

    Now that’s value for money.

  107. 107
    Táxpáyér says:

    41% of worst prisoners are ‘slammers.

  108. 108
    I'm paid by the EU, BBC and CCHQ to spread smears about UKIP says:

    We’ve been extremely busy over the last 2 weeks.
    We got a right rollacking after the Nick Clegg debate, and told in no uncertain terms we must up the racist smears against UKIP ten fold.

    We are desperate for Clegg to put on a good show this week. It has literally been a 24/7 smear operation over here, I hope you all appreciate it.

    Couple of pointers to some of our work:-

    1. Several Newsnight interviews this week and last week, where we we get the presenter and the guests to repeat, repeat and repeat, UKIP and B and P in the same sentence about 50 times.

    This works well because the public is generally too thick to understand B and P are left wing, not right wing.

    2. Building on the above, we even managed to get Brillo on side with the B and P smears, that was difficult and needed a few favours to be called in, but he was good as gold and repeated the smears on Sunday Politics with the 3 stooges playing ball as well.

    3. Various articles in the Daily Mail saying that Farage loves Putin, of course we completely mis represented what he said, but hey, once the lie is published the damage is done.

    4. More articles in the Telegraph as well, a couple of B and P ones (the big theme this week) and more Putin / Farage stories as well.

    5. The useful idiot Toby Young – we got him to rush out a couple of blog pieces which appeal to the thinking tories who might be wavering.

    6. Nice stitch up interview with Alist@ir C@mpbell and Nigel, god knows why Nigel did the interview, it was one big stick to selectively quote from and beat him with. Went down well with our friendly Labour press.

    7. A couple of more obscure articles building on the Putin smear which try to shift the debate away from the bleedin obvious that Nigel stated, ie that the EU caused the Ukraine unrest and led to the Crimea referendum and Russian annexation. Its difficult to argue logically against this because its soo true, so we just avoided intelligent discussion and reverted to calling Russia names, it usually works !!

    There have been loads more themes and example but were simply rushed of our feet so thought I’d detail just a few of them for you.

    We’ve got a busy few days and are all on double time this week until the sunday. We have to keep going a few days after the debate to make sure the weekend press is onside and we get a chance to reinforce the themes we have been setting up the last 2 weeks and which will be vocalised by Clegg in the TV debate.

    It’s a complex operation with support across media platforms absolutely essential. We’ve got a load of post debate interviews set up, which provide a useful pivot for the weekend press to ensure further print reinforcement.

    Wish me luck guys, I can tell you we need it, the public seem to love Nigel and sometimes I really do wonder, if the more we smear him, the more they love him… I have even said, is this counterproductive ! Although what with all our funding I am quickly shouted down by the old hands here.

    So, keep on smear’n….

  109. 109
    Anonymous says:

    I don’t think you’ll find it’s pork barrel …………..

  110. 110
    I'm paid by the EU, BBC and CCHQ to spread smears about UKIP says:

    Do you not listen to anything I say ?
    My job is to nudge you people a bit left.

    Please help me, I’m judged and get paid by how many anti UKIP posts there are on here, and I can tell you I’m earning a pittance..

    To borrow a slogan..

    Smearing isn’t working…

  111. 111
    I'm paid by the EU, BBC and CCHQ to spread smears about UKIP says:

    Good lad. Keep it up.

    Remember your timesheet for Friday pls.

  112. 112
    Benefits of multiculti coming here says:

    No longer, do you have to travel to the subcontinent to sample the delights of political corruption, nepotism and widespread embezzlement of public funds – Bangladesh came to Tower Hamlets, Allah Akbar – Red Ed and St Vincent will be lapping it up.

    But remember,

    “Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.”

    It will come to pass and Labour’s, Westminster’s endless toils will be ‘rewarded’.

  113. 113
    C O (Ξ7m) says:

    Rule #1 of P’tin’s fight club: Don’t forget to keep an eye in your back yard…

    Incidentally: Would personally advance the notion that the Happy Monday band members who are showing an interest in politics are working for C’uban Intelligence.

  114. 114
    NE Frontiersman says:

    39: You’d be lucky!

  115. 115
    Táxpáyér says:

    Remember the last National Socialist European reunification project didn’t end too well did it?

  116. 116
    Táxpáyér says:

  117. 117
    C O (Ξ7m) says:

    Seriously, where was the MSM when Cuba invaded Venezuela ?

    Utter muppets.

  118. 118
    C O (Ξ7m) says:

    You forgot TB, or do third world cats and dogs not have that yet ?

  119. 119
    Want to know what this guy would look like after being shot in the face with plastic bullets ? says:

    Works for Owen Jones as well.

  120. 120
    C O (Ξ7m) says:

    More footage from the socialist utopia of D’iane A’bbott MP / O’wen J’ones / G’rahame M’orris MP known as Venezuela.

    This was Chacao the other night – if you want to see a water cannon on fire:

    The military and civilian security forces are currently cracking down on the Barrio’s across the country, and are now using lethal ammunition.

    This newer development was predicted once the lower classes realized why the students / middle classes were protesting and became engaged.

  121. 121
    Google Maps User says:

    Fuck off Pegman!

    You sound like a pervert anyway and are as bad as that fucking paperclip of MS.

  122. 122
    albacore says:

    Imagine poor Pickles in a right sweat
    This must be the hottest potato yet
    Maybe he’ll try just to look like a mug
    And see it swept safely under the rug
    No-one would notice, in the growing gloom
    From the thriving elephants in the room

  123. 123
    Abdul Elteasy-weasy says:

    We really do need our own Idi Amin to come and sort this lot out. Must be a spare African dictator somewhere at a loose end who could help? Perhaps someone should ask the FCO who is free at the moment.

  124. 124
    Ma­q­bo­­ul says:

    Patronage: this is how it works in Asian countries.

  125. 125
    (That's enough Eds, Ed!) says:

    Why did my English-born father work like a dog all his life – and get shot up in the war to boot – so that this shifty little fucking piece of shit can strut around in his expensive suits and make off WITH MY MONEY? Sign me up for the piano-wire patrol!

  126. 126
    CurrencyUnioN TaleS says:

    How many times can Alistair Darling Cry Wolf?

  127. 127
    (That's enough Eds, Ed!) says:

    + several million!

  128. 128
    (That's enough Eds, Ed!) says:

    If you fucking idiots didn’t have your heads up your arse you’d know that the B & P has more than a little sympathy out here amongst the anti-clit cutters!

  129. 129
    (That's enough Eds, Ed!) says:

    I would!

  130. 130
    (That's enough Eds, Ed!) says:

    + millions!

  131. 131
    JH-2133253141245 says:

    It’s racist to notice that apparently.

    That’s right. It’s racist to notice that certain enrichers are vastly, vastly over-represented in the criminal community.

  132. 132
    Anonymous says:

    Looks like she frequents the same eating establishments as Fatbott

  133. 133
    Ratfur Lemon says:

    The bullet was clearly racist.

  134. 134
    non taxable pikey says:

    That has brightened up my morning.

  135. 135
    Anonymous says:

    Is Tony Blair a disease? Stupid question, of course he is.

  136. 136
    UKIP or bust says:

    Oh my, just imagine if this lufher wallah was UKIP!

    Doesn’t bare thinking about, does it?

  137. 137
    CityofDis says:

    Check out the trial by jeory blog, last night was the tip of the iceberg.

    The Luftur trolls are out in force. The Guardian may as well give up because you can’t comment on anything regarding Rahman.

    Guido, stand by for accusations of Racism, and just remember, when he tries to sue you, it’s my taxes he’s spending.

  138. 138
    Anonymous says:


  139. 139
    Dave says:

    I feel like saying fuck this shithole of a country,shutting my company up and moving to US.

  140. 140
    Owen Jones,Socialist turned Capitalist says:

    When will I realise, that the establishment are effete, politically correct, pseudo-intellectuals and the outsiders are libertarians.

  141. 141
    Dave says:

    I was surprised by Brillo though.

  142. 142
    Anonymous says:

    are you saying? – just another w0g in this country

  143. 143
    Mr Angry Englander says:

    ….Mr Pickles,i suggest you get amove on and investigate the ward shown on panorama ,…and then….all the other conning ethnic high spots that are laughing in our face,at our generousit.y…See to it Pickles!!!!!!

  144. 144
    Anonymous says:

    grease still not bankrupt
    idally still not bankrupt
    oirlond still not bankrupt
    p0rtugal still not bankrupt
    spayn still not bankrupt

    all soon to be on berl1n time

  145. 145
    JH3245325-5e67645 says:

    The irony is, of all those groups bl@cks are the only ones that really do go out of their way to deserve to be hated.

    No one works harder than them to reinforce negative stereotypes.

    And then people say they are lazy. The injustice.

  146. 146
    Dave says:

    Fucking hero

  147. 147
    Long John Silver' s parrot says:

    Tell Fatty that he should not be looking “very closely” at this.

    Guido has pointed out in no uncertain terms that there are questions of abuse of power and fraud involving taxpayers’ money.

    Fatty owes a duty of care to all taxpayers whethet they are his mates or not and the correct thing to do is invite our response to the CIA into his offices ( which of course the taxpayers pay for) and give them open access to all papers and computers .

  148. 148
    Mark Menzies,Moderator says:

    It’s April Fools Day today.

    Watch your back until midday!!!

  149. 149
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Rise up brave Venezuelans and kick out your Socialist/Communist overlords.

    They may murder our students, our beauty queens and our boxers but they’ll never take our freedom.


  150. 150
    Incapable Vince, deputy Chief Cockroach says:


  151. 151
    Len Mc says:

    Is he a friend of Baroness Uddin ? another Bangladeshi cnut who thieved from the public purse send them all back to Dhaka asap

  152. 152
    Angelina Murkel says:

    No. But my Fourth Reich is doing nicely.

  153. 153
    Grant"The Cheeky Chappie" Shapps says:

    I didn’t do too well in a pub quiz the other night.

    I know fuck all about pubs.

  154. 154
    Bez says:

    ….Intelligence,…ha….ha…ha…laugh..oh my!!!!!

  155. 155
    JH-230912384590231a says:

    New Google maps is a real misstep.

    To be fair they don’t make many.

  156. 156
    Willybum says:

    They should have had me instead. After all, I’m a 14 pint a night man (or bi, poof, tranny, or whatever — take your pick)

  157. 157
    Ma­q­bo­­ul says:

    I’m saying not all cultural diversity is a good thing and certain practices would be better left at the immigration desk.

  158. 158
    Curious says:

    Is he worsi than Warsi?

  159. 159
    Mark Menzies,Moderator says:

    If you insist on playing an April Fools Day joke please don’t involve the Labour party. They’re already a 365 day, 24/7 piss take.

  160. 160
    Beeb Circus says:

    Ur so yesterday duckie

  161. 161
    Ma­q­bo­­ul says:

    I made a few quid out of that myself but clearly someone deliberately undervalued the float price.

  162. 162
    Me Too Dave says:

    That brazilian looks great on you Willybum. Did you go for wax or razor?

  163. 163
    Owned Jones says:

    He should be grateful: a right wing government would use lead bullets.


  164. 164
    Pied Piper says:

    Trans-mog-rified m*zzies

  165. 165
    Baksheesh is the Only Way says:

    Just a little sample of what the politics in the 21st Century will be like in this country. You can thank the likes of Blair and his followers (and that includes Dave the Phoney Conservative). Tool up, and go rural is the only hope if you want to stay in this country, better option is leave if you can.

  166. 166
    Baksheesh is the Only Way says:

    Pickles will do f_ck all. They’ll be a toothless inspection and and even more spineless report. Pickles is like his boss lots of talk to to the media agenda for a week or two and then all goes quiet. In the final analysis very little if anything happens. Only a good pasting at the Euro elections by UKIP will get the Phoney Tory of his arse to do something.

  167. 167
    Baksheesh is the Only Way says:

    You’re right! Vote UKIP at the Euro elections to scare the shit out of Dave you might just get a reaction from the Duff-Cooper look alike!

  168. 168
    Heartbroken says:

    ……Our negligent politicians have allowed this fiefdom to exist and expand,and,it makes me sick,my relatives did the war stuff,some never recovered,so this could grow like an infected boil ,and politicians do nothing??

    Why, why ,why….

  169. 169
    Cardinal Biggles says:

    Racism is also an asymmetric crime. If a ‘non whitey’ says “I hate all whites”, that’s okey dokey.

  170. 170
    It is now getting beyond a joke says:


  171. 171
    Owen's Rent Boy says:

    Care to quaff some Champagne or smoke a cigar,Owen?

  172. 172
    Cronies of the Status Quo says:

    It is essential to keep feeding the voting fodder negative information about Farage.

  173. 173
    Incapable Vince, deputy Chief Cockroach says:


  174. 174
    Dick the Butcher says:

    Libby lefty politicians.

  175. 175
    Vince the Incapable says:

    I’ll answer after I’ve had my hot chocolate and digestives.

  176. 176
    VINCE (can anyone else smell shit?)CABLE says:

    I hope they apoint the same inspector to investigate how me and George managed to lose the taxpayers £750 million in the Royal Mail sell off , which we still insist was the right price , Even though 16 of the 17 major institutions allocated shares have since sold them on for vast profits
    Once again these clueless idiots with no grasp of reality fuck up

    God help us with HS 2 and this Fracking shambles

  177. 177
    JadedJean12 says:

    But it is rampant libertarianism (J e w I s h inspired btw) that has brought about the downfall of the country from within. Do you really think it is any better in the US where libertarianism more extreme than here!

  178. 178
    VINCE (can anyone else smell shit?)CABLE says:

    His motives appear to be keeping his core voters sweet , how about looking into whether he is skimming off in expenses and the like?

  179. 179
    Cardinal Biggles says:

    That explains the preponderance of ‘blick’ raisins in the supermarket then. All the white ones have been sequestered for ROP ‘martyrs’.

  180. 180
    LibDums are Cnuts says:

    George and I, you ignorant LibDumber

  181. 181
    Guido Fawkes says:

    Piers Morgan Recruited By Nick Clegg As Media Advisor To Liberal Democrats Ahead Of 2015 Election”

  182. 182
    Anonymous says:

    I’m off to New Zealand.

  183. 183
    No jam, just lard says:

    They were ordered by their bosses the EU and von Rumpy Pumpy to sell it off quickly and they did, I would have thought the Deutsch Postes would have bought it by now.

  184. 184
    Piss Organ says:

    I can advise on share dealing too, Vince. #RightRoyalMailfiasco

  185. 185
    Bosun Higgs says:

    How nice to see our Bengali friends adopting British customs.

  186. 186
    Anonymous says:

    Eric is an Empty House Rates Thief.

  187. 187
    bogtrott says:

    I agree when my father wanted his boiler replaced no one helped he got got help from SAAFA in the end.Over the road someone who hadn’t put in as he was from abroad got his whole house done up.Before he died he said what did he fight for to live in a country that doesn’t care for its old ex soldiers

  188. 188
    don't forget says:

    Blair’s mate Charles Falconer is representing the families.

  189. 189
    The Propeth PBUH says:

    Cultural enrichment knows no boundaries. Go forth and multiply, my Bangla followers.

  190. 190
    Anonymous says:


  191. 191
    Farming the bennies says:

    If our gutless EU funded farmers were anything like the French ones, they would be dr**ving huge herds/flocks/gangs of pigs through this shythole part of London.

  192. 192
    Nemesis says:

    “Rahman said it was “against his human rights” to be asked questions in a public meeting.” And it’s against our English rights to have such a fucking devious twat like him being in charge of any taxpayers’ money.

  193. 193
    Msr Duroc et Toutou says:

    Ah did not expect zis ven I voted for ze zoshalyst goovernment!

    ‘oo could av thought ziz vud ‘appen?!

  194. 194
    I've read about this bloke in Private Eye for years-isn't about time he was stopped says:

    Isn’t this corruption?
    And isn’t it a police matter?

  195. 195
    Iain Duncan Smith says:

    They flogged off a Royal Mail we all owned to the likes of Kuwait’s ruling dictatorship at a £1 billion loss. Why is no-one resigning?

  196. 196
    Mark Menzies,Moderator says:

    Difficult to imagine Vince Cable didn’t take some money under the table for overseeing Royal Mail scam. He can’t be that stupid, can he?

  197. 197
    Hoodlums inc says:

    They’ve been watching too many 1950s ‘B’ movies. Al Capone was always extremely well dressed – just ask Edward G Robinson.

    If the Krays were still around in that part of the world, this jumped up little terd would have been in the Thames long ago.

  198. 198
    Anonymous says:

    are you the i d s who rubber stamped war cr1minal bla1r’s invasion of 1raq?

  199. 199
    No says:

    Is there anything actually wrong with being racist, as long as you don’t incite or commit acts of violence?

  200. 200
    No jam, just lard says:

    Your talking about politicians in the LibLabCon, they don’t resign they network and move on to fck up other stuff owned by the taxpayer besides it was ordered by the EU, time to raid the politicians piggy banks for the losses incurred by these politicians.

  201. 201
    Hoodlums inc says:

    There is now no reason why it is not safe for her and her ilk to return forthwith to their own country.

  202. 202
    Anonymous says:

    We’ll start this afternoon.

  203. 203
    Hoodlums inc says:

    Us old lags and Oirish terrywrists always knew that smearing shit never really worked for anyone – especially those doing the smearing who only ended up with smelly fingers. Pop into the local DWP agency and see if they have anything more productive on their books for you to do.

  204. 204
    Hoodlums inc says:

    … with a big fat greasy bacon sarnie on the side.

  205. 205
    the pbt says:

    while restricting the pbt to a few bobs’ worth of shares – just the thing for which the tawdries would lambast a labour gov’t – lead on by the daily mail & telegraph

  206. 206
    Hoodlums inc says:

    Well let’s build as many large prisons as we can – good for the employment figures and when completed all these cvnts can be put inside for life and forgotten about.

    What’s not to like?

  207. 207
    The f****g MoD make me sick says:

    Fucking bloody marvellous. So it is apparently ok to take these bastards out from 1000 yards, but try that from 6 feet on somebody who has spent the best part of the day trying to kill you and your mates and the cvnts in the MOD legal branch charge you with fucking murder.

    There really is something very rotten in the state of MoD.

  208. 208
  209. 209
    Anonymous says:

    Name and shame the BBC “whistleblower” .

  210. 210
    VINCE (can anyone else smell shit?)CABLE says:

    Dont leave your mobile lying around Nick

  211. 211
    Garrotted says:

    He did but hasn’t received the cheque yet as it was sent first class.

  212. 212
    John Bellingham says:

    large numbers of the Criminally Insane, otherwise known as members of parliament, refer in TV interviews to “what I hear on the doorstep” or “What my constituents tell me on the doorstep”. Now I have never, never, never had an MP knocking on my doorstep, even at election time. Nor has anyone I know. How about you lot? Apart from an election run-up, have any of you EVER had an MP darkening your doorstep? Or is just more of their shit to justify their lies?

  213. 213
    Garrotted says:

    Poisson d’Avril

  214. 214
    Anonymous says:

    “redirected £6 million worth of grants to projects of his choice”
    On £53 million a day, and not accounting, Brussels wouldn’t even get out of bed for that sum. They would probably prefer to stay under the covers, composing poetry:
    Imagine a Fourth Reich rising.
    Where unrepresentative politicians gloat.
    Ruling by the inEUmanist ideology of,
    many people-no vote.

  215. 215
    Aardvark says:

    Its all about money and power.

    The Left gets money and power from mass, uncontrolled immigration.

    The Left provide the ‘services’ get votes and get to stick it to English people who tend to be more Conservative.

  216. 216
    Aardvark says:

    (J e w I s h inspired btw)

    Yes, you idiot.

    The J E W S asked for millions of 3rd world, Muslims to come to Britain, despite the fact that many of them hate J E W S, and want them dead.

    Racism – its not for the intelligent of deep of thought.

  217. 217
    The Dhaka buildings inspector says:

    If you English keffirs are lucky, the Bangladeshis in London will build the same shit they do here in Dhaka, and they will be burried by their own buildings collapsing on them.

  218. 218
    Icecoolsuperstud says:

    Well corruption is a issue.

  219. 219
    Anonymous says:

    Tower Hamlets has got the edge on Barton & Tredworth, but not by much. Our Muslim councillors ignore the corruption, and sometimes participate, with the local police acting as their private muscle.

  220. 220

    When did I become ‘anonymous’? I’m signed in as ‘trollhunterx’…

  221. 221
    Jack Ketch says:

    Dhaka in Bangladesh, a city of 11 milion people has 67 public toilets, of which 5 were in working condition in 2011. This is why they bring their shit here.

  222. 222
    broderick crawford says:

    PIckles and his department looking very closely at someone is about as effective as a dead wolf threatening to kill a flock if sheep.

    Anyway I watched Panorama and thought this Ware fellow let rahman get away with not answering relevant questions by allowing rahman to verbally bully him by interrupting /showboating at every turn . Ware did not cone back with a robust repeat of the questions rahaman batted away .
    Get Paxman or Humphries on the job not this very pleasant but tame , good mannered and ineffectual nobody of which people like rahman make mincemeat on a daily basis ….

  223. 223
    Dave says:

    Well fucking said.

  224. 224
    Anon says:

    by John McCrae, May 1915

    In Flanders fields the poppies blow
    Between the crosses, row on row,
    That mark our place; and in the sky
    The larks, still bravely singing, fly
    Scarce heard amid the guns below.

    We are the Dead. Short days ago
    We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
    Loved and were loved, and now we lie
    In Flanders fields.

    Take up our quarrel with the foe:
    To you from failing hands we throw
    The torch; be yours to hold it high.
    If ye break faith with us who die
    We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
    In Flanders fields.

  225. 225
    inside out says:

    The race card will be the first card played by Rahman,and the second and the third,anything to thwart any sort of investigation.Because of political correctness by our timid ruling classes nothing will be done,thats the only reason Rahman knows he can do whatever he likes.

  226. 226
    Eraser Nelson says:

    The strange thing is how determined our political class is to see no connection between religion, culture and these sorts of scandals. Whether it’s Fraser Nelson or Polly Toynbee or Owen Jones, they all seem to subscribe to the absurd dogma that all societies across the planet are of equal moral worth and that ethical behaviour is not affected by choice of religion.

  227. 227
    Tom Catesby says:

    When is the CID, the Border Agency, HMRC, etc, going to start looking,’very closely’ at Lutfur, his chums and Tower Hamlets?

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