March 31st, 2014

Arnie: I Won’t Be Back

Arnie Graf has left the building. As a casualty of the ongoing internal Labour Party power struggles, Ed Miliband’s illegal foreign-worker community organiser has organised himself out of the community. The party are saying they haven’t sacked Graf, but as the Mail on Sunday reports, he’s nowhere to be seen:

“Mr Graf’s own credibility suffered a hammer blow when it was revealed he was in the UK without a work permit. The leak came shortly after he crossed swords with Mr Alexander.”

Dan Hodges has more. Graf had admitted to working in Britain for the Labour Party, despite not having the required paperwork. Bye…


  1. 1
    A message for Labour says:

  2. 2
    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:

    He wath bwilliant !

  3. 3
    You can't make it up says:

    Labour actually thought hiring an illegal immigrant would be a vote-winner!

    Good riddance to him but the war rages on. Graf’s a casualty of the internal hatred between Wee Dougie Alexander and John Cruddas with other senior Labour figures taking sides.

  4. 4
    Táxpáyér says:

    At category A Whitemoor jail an astonishing 42 per cent of ­convicts follow the Islamic faith – a figure in stark contrast to the overall UK population of just 5%

    Rejoice in the “diversity”.

  5. 5
    Fabians are Evil says:

    I thought they had enough idiots of their own with out importing them

  6. 6
    Cwispy pants Bwyant says:

    I’m free !!

  7. 7
    Victoria Nuland says:

    Fuck the EU

  8. 8
    Comment of the Day 30.3.14 says:

    Basically if you do not promote the joys of homosexuality, they’ll take your kids off you and farm them out to a pair of married blokes

  9. 9
    Britain in a few years (most of the Midlands are already like this) says:

  10. 10
    A Brazilian Rent Boy says:

    Hi all. I’m new to this blog. I requested membership of this blog in the exchange of information, discussions on various topics and looking for a job as a rent boy in the UK to use my many skills.

  11. 11
    Fucking dis custard says:

    I am

  12. 12
    Weed Uggie says:

    Feck off.

  13. 13
    Maggie says:

    Good thing I had no homos when I was party leader, just butch heteros like Michael Portillo, Peter Lily, Harvey Proctor, Derek Laud, Nigel Evans, Alan Duncan, William Hague and Leon Brittan.

  14. 14
    Reverend Flowers says:

    How much you charge for methadrone?

  15. 15
    Comment of the Day 31.3.14 selected by Sadiq Kahn says:

    I’ve already looked to create a rumpus over this, now perhaps I should have shut the fuck..

  16. 16
    Buy your visa, barrow boys says:

    Whu doesn’t he just buy a visa?

    Can be as low as £20 grand

  17. 17
    Comment of the Day Response says:

    Slight difference between fucking you in the eyes 24/7 and discreet under the carpet levels. Nuance, dear boy.

  18. 18
    Mark Menzies says:

    Hello big boy.

    Mark Andrew Menzies is a British Conservative Party politician who has been the Member of Parliament for Fylde in Lancashire since 2010.

  19. 19
    Visa enquiries says:

    Is Ed Miliband here on a visa?

    And how about David Miliband in the US?

    Did he buy a greencard to emigrate to the US?

  20. 20
    Comment of the Day Response says:

    Latest on Beeboids one earlier, when they bring in their domestics as we allow, they then get their heads turned scream uman rites and slavery and get taken in by the well meaning (underground lefties.)

  21. 21
    Sir Roger de Senseless says:

    Ken Dodd must be in trouble! It’s obviously the way he tells ‘em

  22. 22
    Owen Jones says:

  23. 23
  24. 24
    Love your logic says:

    Aaah, I see. So being a raging hypocrite, talking about gays being disgusting and voting against them having rights whilst secretly having bum fun with rentboys and, in some cases, little boys, is perfectly ok as long as you don’t say gays are human beings with rights. Gotcha.

  25. 25
    Toxic Labour for Spongers, Parasites, Criminals, Green Nazis, Paedos and other Wasters says:

    If he was working for the disgusting Labour Party he won’t have been paid as they have no money left. All the sources are drying up except for Ushite Union.

  26. 26
    north and mid Africa one way tourists chiefly Nigerian and somali says:

    We prefer to sink our shitty boats off Gran Canaria and Lampedusa, you soft twiats then rescue us under your humanity beliefs and we get to auK for free some weeks later. We did of course pay the gangmasters for our seat amongst the shit.

  27. 27
    US polls says:

    H@rry doesn’t need to go to Washington to find out how Americans feel about Russia

    It’s here online

    Unless he wants to talk to your masters at the Weekly Standard…

  28. 28
    Wee doogie says:

    Get tae fuck (Gordon taught me that)

  29. 29
    PC Copper says:

    The photofit looks exactly like Richard Ottaway MP

  30. 30
    Gordon Brown says:

    British blowjobs from British rentboys

  31. 31
    Normal says:

    Rights to:-

    Bender raise children
    Have public lavs closed
    Mince menacingly generally
    Nail the Established Church
    Distort the concept of family life
    Cause by elections in north Lancs
    Be a racking pain in the ARSE

  32. 32
    Mr Nobody says:

    Shambolic. Ed’s lot couldn’t organise a piss-up in a brewery.

  33. 33
    Alex the Poorer says:

    Can someone tell me what is the law on employing non British Citizens without the relevant documents, and what is the minimum – maximum punishment for such an offence?

  34. 34
    C O (Ξ7m) says:

    He is not a victim of anything.

    Arnie was working in the UK illegally.

    Labour cannot admit to ‘sacking him’ as that would admit that they employed him: A detail which they are trying to cover up at present.

  35. 35
    Hendon - so good they named it once says:

    Look at the size of the fucking schnozz on him.

    Cutcock presumably?

  36. 36
    Pay with visa says:

    Interesting point -if their Mother and Father were born in countries belonging to the former USSR then they they could qualify to be recognised as Russian citizens.

  37. 37
    RomaBob... says:

    The Met are used to dealing with Brazilians :)

  38. 38
    Mr Nobody says:

    In Ed’s case it rather depends on whether or not citizens of Aldebaran-4 require a visa to visit the UK.

  39. 39
    Dirtbox Dave - the queen of the homos says:

    Anyone seen my red hot poker?

  40. 40
    Farage is Right says:

    Daily Mail and mainstream media defending the indefensible. Socialist Obama and the EUSSR do have blood on their hands by supporting an illegal and violent regime in the Ukraine.

  41. 41
    RomaBob... says:

    Did money exchange hands?

  42. 42
    Love your logic says:

    Bender raise children

    Patrick Macnee is one example of someone who was raised by two lesbians. He turned out well. Here’s another shocker. He grew up to be heterosexual! Who’d have thought? And are you saying there’s a guarantee of safety and a good upbringing with ALL hetero parents? Then I guess Joseph Fritzl was a model parent.

    Have public lavs closed

    I’m not particularly pleased about this aspect of SOME gay men’s lifestyles but I’m not aware of any public toilets being closed.

    Mince menacingly generally


    Nail the Established Church

    The church won’t be forced to hold gay weddings. The church doesn’t seem to have any problem when it comes to protecting their own gays anyway.

    Distort the concept of family life

    Look up the history of every single serial killer in history. They all came from good, wholesome backgrounds of a two-parent mother and father family. If I was to use your rationale, then all straight people should be prevented having children.

    Cause by elections in north Lancs

    Makes a change from causing floods, I suppose.

    Be a racking pain in the ARSE

    You’re unable to eat, drink, sleep, work and breathe because there are gay people in existence, are you? Did you have the same problems when Maggie was protecting certain nonces in her cabinet?

  43. 43
    Twampersand mk II says:

    Unbelievable! It’s like Derby on a Friday. Little better than animals.

  44. 44
    Lord Bummer says:

    The illegals are a pot of potpourri eager to serve as, oh I don’t know researcher or something, a pot of…..arrrrr. That’s better, zip, where was I. Yes, we need full support among the international community if we are to depose the Coalition.

  45. 45
    Lord Owen Jones of The Cottage says:

    Nine Inconsequential Facts About Mark Menzies

    Independent McSmith Blogs

  46. 46
    Anonymous says:

    Milliband’s fellow tribesman….of course.

  47. 47
    Anonymous says:

    apparently the 1sraelis do a cheap line in passports as well as visas

  48. 48
    Twampersand mk II says:

    Human beings that bum each other have rights. They have those rights because they are human, not because they are gay.

    You arse-bandits don’t want equality, you want special treatment, to be an elevated class, to use your perversion as a shield, blaming all criticism on homophobia, instead of just admitting you’re attention seeking perverts. David Laws is a prime example of a poof claiming discrimination when caught with his hand in the till.

    Until you stop banging on about your bedroom habits, or public toilet and Hampstead Heath habits, people will never view you as just a man, they view you as a gay, a distinct, different class to everybody else. You lot bring it on yourself.

  49. 49
    Owen Jones Book of bum facts says:

    Contrary to what nature intended the human anus is the Swiss army knife of all our orifices.
    You can stick anything up there.
    Drugs,cocks,diamonds even hamsters.

  50. 50
    Twampersand mk II says:

    If you are a sitting gay MP, nothing. Just say it’s because you have been discriminated against.

  51. 51
    C O (Ξ7m) says:

    EU certainly does, for ignoring history. Their hands are likely to become more blooded as well.

  52. 52
    Maximus says:

    Statistical correlation (what presstitutes shorten to “link” for the chav) is not causation. Could it in fact be that a spell at Her Maj’s Pleasure is enough to make two lags out of every five turn to islam? Or is being muzzie the new black?

  53. 53
    Sir Isaac Newton says:

    What goes up, must come down.

  54. 54
    Anonymous says:

    Who is Arnie Graf when he is at home?

  55. 55
    Love your logic says:

    to use your perversion as a shield

    There doesn’t seem to be any shortage of these “perverts” on the right, whether here or your wholesome Republican counterparts in the US.

  56. 56
    Owen Jones, Bible Studies says:

    Book of Bum

    1. Thou rent boy is payeth the prescribed amount and the Lord said to me ‘Part thy cheeks’, so cheeks parted thy pillow bitten we go forth and are unable to procreate…

  57. 57
    Garfield says:

    If labour cannot even arrange a Pensioner like Arnie Graf with all the documentation etc that enables him to come into the UK and work for them, god help us if they ever had to sort out immagration again.

  58. 58
    England says:

    When the liberated scotch get to be allowed the pound in exchange for a nuclear base free rent then Dave needs to get the Emerald Isle on board perhaps the Nordics. A sterling currency area. Vote OUT.

  59. 59
    jgm2 says:

    Yeah. They can even organise you an I*rish one.

  60. 60
    Generator, Van Der... says:

    Good songs donkeys ago.

  61. 61
    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    Susan ?

  62. 62
    A tad emotional says:

  63. 63
    BBC red bottom says:

    We shall be reporting this story as avidly as if a Tory minister employed an illegal.


  64. 64
    Tradesman's entrance says:

    How about if you’re a Tory MP, not sitting, but bent over a desk as some swarthy stud straightens out your fartpipe and bruises your liver?

  65. 65
    bender Watch. says:

    Gay line in overdrive ready to defend the indefensible.

  66. 66
    Twampersand mk II says:

    It’s partly because muslims get special privileges that other prisoners don’t, and partly because muslims have created a prison gang that presses it’s new recruits by violence and intimidation.

  67. 67
    Maximus says:

    There’s nothing like shouting “discrimination” to get yourself some “positive discrimination”, often compo, sometimes a lift up the greasy pole, invariably a free pass to break a few laws. Works a treat – as long as you’re not a dead white male.

  68. 68
    Ed Moribund says:

    Our policy is simplicity itself.

    Step 1. Open the door
    Step 2. Leave it to someone else to sort out in 15 years time.

  69. 69
    Owen and Di, why are we not on, £500 is quite aclot says:

    Crispy on Brillo, one of the chosen three.

  70. 70
    Jack the black dromey says:

    Is this available on youtube?

  71. 71
    Twampersand mk II says:

    Trawling and then posting evidence that gayers are duplicitous liars and should not be trusted is not really improving your already piss-poor ‘argument’.

  72. 72
    you're right says:

    Ed doesn’t go to breweries.
    He doesn’t like beer.

  73. 73
    Love your logic says:

    Trawling and then posting evidence that gayers are duplicitous liars and should not be trusted is not really improving your already piss-poor ‘argument’.

    Actually, it’s evidence that deranged right wingers foaming at the mouth about gays usually turn out to be gay themselves. It doesn’t quite make sense for you to say on the one hand that gays won’t shut up about being gay and then also saying they’re all liars about being gay. I know actual evidence that shows the prevalence of gays on the right is awkward but try and maintain some semblance of consistency.

  74. 74
    T May says:

    Yankee go home

  75. 75
    The Cake of Doom says:

    Thank you for putting the big NOT!! I really would not have understood the irony without it. Yourself (and the likes of that professional non-oik, Ian Hislop) have the undying gratitude of a multitude of microcephalic basket-cases like me for clarifying your ultra-intellectual, outrageously-hilarious, but puzzlingly-indirect modes of speech.

  76. 76
    The Kop (it) ends here says:

    So, can we expect to see mass deportation of these scumbags when their sentence is finished? If not why not? Are some of them in for theft? If so, why had the local mosque not been pressing for mass amputations? The footy finishes in a few weeks and we’ll need another diversion until it start again.

  77. 77
    Ziz says:

    HMS Graf (pennant number P715) was a German U-boat used by the British Royal Navy during World War II. Commissioned as the U-570 in the Kriegsmarine in 1941, she was captured on her first patrol and renamed.

  78. 78
    Tim Yeo-yo says:

    At least the visa dodging ones trying to use the Victoria line at stockwell.

    Just think. If he hadn’t outstayed his welcome he wouldn’t have been shot in the face 6 times.

    I reckon it’s a fcuking good deterrent for visa dodging brazilians everywhere.

  79. 79
    Twampersand mk II says:

    You are consistent, I’ll give you that. Consistently wrong.

  80. 80
    Love your logic says:

    Yes, that’s the way to avoid inconvenient facts, just resort to ad hominem attacks.

    Now, back on topic, surprising number of gays in your ranks, aren’t there? Why, it’s almost as if those of you who keep bleating about how much you hate gays are actually hypocrites living double lives.

  81. 81
    Love your logic says:

    Your hero Maggie also had a strange habit of surrounding herself with lots of “perverts”. Derek Laud, Peter Righton, and Lord Boothby. Very odd.

  82. 82
    cynic says:

    Or will political favours be repaid in Washington?

  83. 83
    6g7k57 says:

    But … the Ukraine is the original “real homeland” of the chosen ones. We must conquer it and give it to them.

  84. 84
    Anonymous says:

    What the hell is going on here.

    Why have Plod not arrested this man?

    This story is old. There should have been some action ages ago

    Just because someething is not front page news does not mean it can be forgotten.

    Neglect in public office.

  85. 85
    Anonymous says:

    “Mr Graf’s own credibility suffered a hammer blow when it was revealed he was in the UK without a work permit.”
    Fortuitously, it transpired he was involved in politics. Which isn’t apparently classified as’ working’ by the working.

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