£9m Bill for Whitehall Life Coaching

The faceless bureaucrats of Her Majesty’s civil service are the people really in charge of the country, so it’s a tad worrying that they’ve been sent on courses such as ‘Economics for Non-Economists’, ‘Enhancing Your Credibility’ and, particularly appropriate for working in this government, ‘Presenting Difficult Messages’. Sir Humphreys can learn how to ‘Be the Leader You Can Be’, not to mention ‘Going the Extra Mile’ and ‘Navigating the Leadership Labyrinth’. Though penny pinching mandarins could surely do without being trained in ‘Using Social Media’ and ‘Diversity and Lesbian Gay Bisexual Transgender Awareness’. If it all doesn’t work out at the end of the day, at least there’s the ‘Getting a New Job’ class to help the men and women in grey suits move on. Obviously the £9 million a year price tag for all this training is on us.



Tip offs: 0709 284 0531
team@Order-order.com

GuidoFawkes Quote of the Day

Boris tells the Sun:

“I think it’s a measure of his desperation, isn’t it, that yesterday we had one of the most absurd political spectacles that this country has ever seen. Not since the Tsar and Tsarina prostrated themselves and asked for economic guidance from Grigori Rasputin, has there been such a ridiculous political pilgrimages as the mission of Ed Miliband – the heir of Keir Hardie for heavens sake – to seek economic guidance from Russell Brand.”

Top Posts This Week

Guidogram: Sign up

Subscribe to the most succinct 7 days a week daily email read by thousands of Westminster insiders.

Facebook

Nick Clegg Reads Mean Tweets Nick Clegg Reads Mean Tweets
Labour’s Sex Segregated Rally Labour’s Sex Segregated Rally
MICHAEL GOVE SLAMS BBC FOR #EVERYDAYSEXISM MICHAEL GOVE SLAMS BBC FOR #EVERYDAYSEXISM
DEAR C OF E, IF GOD DIDN’T WANT US TO BURN COAL, HE WOULDN’T HAVE PUT SO MUCH OF IT IN THE GROUND DEAR C OF E, IF GOD DIDN’T WANT US TO BURN COAL, HE WOULDN’T HAVE PUT SO MUCH OF IT IN THE GROUND
MiliFandom: The Movie MiliFandom: The Movie
WATCH: Labour Double Down on Overspending Denial WATCH: Labour Double Down on Overspending Denial

Miliband: We Didn’t Overspend Miliband: We Didn’t Overspend
WATCH: The Trip WATCH: The Trip
GOLDMAN SACHS BACKS BITCOIN GOLDMAN SACHS BACKS BITCOIN
WATCH A TESLA SMOKE THE 707HP DODGE CHALLENGER HELLCAT WATCH A TESLA SMOKE THE 707HP DODGE CHALLENGER HELLCAT
The Banned Poster Lefties Don’t Want You to See The Banned Poster Lefties Don’t Want You to See
Loony Greens Deface UKIP Adverts Loony Greens Deface UKIP Adverts
ENERGY MINISTER TOTTY WATCH CONTINUED ENERGY MINISTER TOTTY WATCH CONTINUED
Diane Abbott’s Insult to Mid-Staffs Diane Abbott’s Insult to Mid-Staffs
The Sun Opposes Labour The Sun Opposes Labour
APPLE PILLAGE THE BEEB APPLE PILLAGE THE BEEB
Another Day, Another Biased BBC Website Another Day, Another Biased BBC Website
NUCLEAR TOTTY NUCLEAR TOTTY
GCHQ ORDERED TO DESTROY ILEGALLY OBTAINED DOCS GCHQ ORDERED TO DESTROY ILEGALLY OBTAINED DOCS