March 29th, 2014

Tory MP Mark Menzies Quits as PPS Over Rent Boy Scandal


405 Comments

  1. 1
    Hugh Jardon says:

    Chase me….

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    • 10
      working class tips for Labour says:

      drink double brandy and babycham when it is someone elses round

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    • 17
      Wikipedia Mark Menzies says:

      In October and November 2011, reports emerged of dangerous cockling practices in the Ribble Estuary

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    • 32
      an expensive habit. says:

      A Tory boy porked. No supprises, no hypercricsy. Did he pay money.Naughty boy.

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      • 109
        Anonymous says:

        Give these bastards time and the day will come when we are forced to view this type of behaviour and worse as acceptable and something to be applauded.

        The BBC are in perpetual orgasm over gay marriage – narcissitic, self absorbed queens!

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        • 356
          Brittania says:

          ….Gay marriage,same-sex marriage simply does not exist whatever the elites choose to tell us. ….While the supporters may believe it exists,the fact is ,it does not!…Call it what you will,but it is not marriage,but ,for me ,I will tolerate but not accept as it is not possible!….

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    • 33
      Myfanwy says:

      Any more “Top” Tory boys in the gay league, next thing will be an all pink parliamentry football teams, or is it teams?

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    • 49
      Diddley says:

      Seriously. What is so fucking difficult about this? If you want to be an MP don’t fuck rent boys. Just get a boyfriend, out yourself and get a zillion votes.

      The twat.

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      • 56
        Gay Mafia says:

        No way. Cottaging. Rent boys. It’s all part of our disgusting lifestyle.

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          Best kept in private says:

          Unfortunately, that seems to be the truth of it. One reason why gays should never be allowed to defile our churches with their pantomime marriages.

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          • Justin Welby says:

            Hear, hear!

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          • Fact says:

            Nor should any of the gay perverts ever be in Government.

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          • Anonymous says:

            Can’t understand how dipping your wick in another man’s shit has been elevated to something we should aspire to !

            Almost makes me wish for sharia just to see them scuttling back into the shadows. Demographic changes are going to see those two forces locking horns within the 30 years. My bet’s not on Tatchell winning that match up.

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          • Ben Dover says:

            Hold on old boy.

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        • 232
          Ippikin says:

          Birds do it . bees do it, even educated T’s do it. . .

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    • 62
      dai hopefully says:

      does this take the heat off Die schone Mullerin?

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    • 67
      dai gayly says:

      shouldn’t he have been in church today?

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    • 104
      Boysie says:

      Let’s face it any one who was called Menzies at school would have problem with the girlies.

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      • 197
        Ming Campbell says:

        Wasn’t much of a problem in my case.

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      • 227
        Clegg makes some tarts says:

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          DG of the BBC says:

          Its simples, bumsexers like younger men ie much younger men so bumsex world overlaps with paedophile world like a neat little Venn diagram. The awkward truth. This is why the BBC his paedo scandals as they thought it would detract from their “promohomo” agenda. And besides don’t all youngsters like being tommed really?

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          • SIZE 14 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

            The two perversions are inseparable ,why do you think they are so keen to adopt children ,and why are those in power so keen to enable them to do so .
            Putting small children to the mercy of these vile creatures must be the worst example of child abuse to date.

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          • Jack Ketch says:

            We know that. That is the reason for the never-ending campaign to have the age of consent for homosexual sex acts reduced, from the moment that buggery was legalised. If you examine ALL of the laws contra homosexual activity throughout our history, they were designed to protect the young from predatory sodomites: the ordinances against Apprentice Boys using the Southwark bath-houses, the Buggary Act under Henry VIII in 1533, the Labouchere amendment and even the 1967 Act that decriminalised activities between two people in private over 21–not the group sodomising of gands of choir boys or scouts. It is notable that under the rules of the 1967 law, the Reverend Flowers, Mandelson and this other Brazilian-fancier would still have gone to prison.

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          Not Blowing Whistles says:

          Is Clegg sure that he wants photo’s of himself with lemons in shot ?

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    • 249
      Hugh Jardon says:

      Fiver a time in lewislum….

      I have a mate ( phil) who used to be one….

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    • 252
      Father Analpolyp says:

      BOLLY AND BUGGERY; Giving hardworking MPs more of the things they enjoy.

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    • 375
      Rogerio Me Bottomo Wi Peniso says:

      Mark got my number from Willy

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    • 392
      Anonymous says:

      Well we have got a Tory MP who has just made a million on her property, A Tory ex speaker in court on charges of homosexual missconduct and another Tory MP accused of hiering a rent boy for gay sex. Yet the media slagged off Godfrey Bloom, was that because he is a UKIPPER.
      Still as the Tories say “WE ARE ALL IN IT TOGETHER”
      No wonder they introduced gay marige

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  2. 2
    Rotherhampoofta says:

    ooh! I like this game!

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    • 38
      time for a change says:

      Can anyone guess the colour of robotic Milibands pants?

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    • 42
      time 2 CTL ALT & DEL says:

      How ironic on the day SSM became legal. And Marias problem too. HIM upstairs will alwayz have the last laugh.

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    • 382
      Myfanwy says:

      Another Conservative Scottish Jock in an English constituency, must have been a place man by CCHQ

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  3. 3
    Slyman Huge, Senior Cockroach says:

    Will he defect to the LibDems ?

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    • 14
      Ken Livingstone says:

      riddled with gays

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      • 50
        Joe Public II says:

        Crawling with gays. Riddled with HIV.

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        • 383
          Myfanwy says:

          The Cons seem to have a gay tendency, they seem to be getting higher up the tree

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          • Everhard Lord Smith's very private secretary says:

            That’s why they are all so keen of gay marriage, the Commons is beginning to look like some gay club or gay village, I notice the dishonourable little poofter didn’t have the common decency to resign entirely.

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    • 23
      David Cameroon says:

      I’m buggered

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      • 41
        Myfanwy says:

        Not yet but you will be Dave.

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      • 151
        thostids says:

        As long as your arse doesn’t glow green when your friends are coming into land on it, and you keep taking the tablets to ensure that you’re are only infective up to 50 yards you can probably deny it . Well, at least for a few months unlit te test results are back.

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  4. 4
    Oh lordy, lordy says:

    Is he on crystal meths as well?

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    • 46
      Myfanwy says:

      It looks as if the straight ones will be keeping the blacksmith busy with the demand for male chastity belts

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  5. 5
    Hertz 50 cycles says:

    What government rocked? it’s business as usual and normal for this lot of politicians, the only change were ever going to get is change in the weather.

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  6. 6
    Phil Mcraken says:

    Did he marry him?

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  7. 7
    Imagine voting for that scum says:

    Another slimy untrustworthy little poofter

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  8. 8
    Anonymous says:

    Coincidence that it is a day after someone let the cat out of the bag about currency union?

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  9. 9
    DiseasedAnus BBC Cunt says:

    At least he can marry them legally

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  10. 11
    Casual Observer 2 says:

    Yet another bastard k weer in Dave’s cesspit

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  11. 12
    Owen Jones says:

    Dear Guido,

    The debate is over. We won. You can stop calling it gay marriage now. It’s just marriage.

    You’re welcome.
    Owen

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  12. 13
    Joe Public II says:

    The sooner we get the Tallybanners in to clear out the gay perverts the better

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  13. 18
    Weybridgeman says:

    Quelle surprise – not!

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  14. 20
    Observer says:

    British government against arming Syrian rebels

    http://www.al-monitor.com/pulse/originals/2014/03/hugh-robertson-britain-minister-state-syria-saudi-israel.html

    Obama said he would continue to arm Syrian rebels today

    Is NATO a complete farce?

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  15. 21
    Say no more,know what I mean ! says:

    He currently acts as Parliamentary Private Secretary to Alan Duncan, Minister of State for International Development.

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  16. 24
    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:

    HHHHEEEEEELLLLLLLLPPPP !!!

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  17. 26
    WoRaft Chihuahua says:

    Ok, this week I will buy a copy. If the lead story is about the double-standards of those who rule us and those who influence them, that’s what a proper Sunday headline should be.

    I’m not all that bothered about insignificant celebs unless there is some public interest angle, such as sportsmen who are drugs cheats.

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  18. 30
    Feminists are thick cunts says:

    At the BBC this is normal behaviour.

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  19. 31
    ss says:

    More fucking poofs, anyone down there not an arse bandit? or lesser?

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    • 52
      Smack My Nigella Up says:

      SamCam takes it up the arse, does that count

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      • 70
        SamCam says:

        No way. I’m the one that has to keep ramming a strap-on up Dave’s arse to make him feel like he’s back at Eton

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      • 389
        Everhard Lord Smith's very private secretary says:

        That’s a dreadful lie everybody knows (they do now the Mail printed the piccy’s)
        it’s her brother that takes it up the chuff, mind he did look sweet in the little yellow number.

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  20. 34

    Top Tory? He’s a bag carrier FFS

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  21. 35
    Britannia says:

    Yet another display of the unwholesome decadence of our rulers. Time we were rid of them

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  22. 43
    Barry Obama says:

    We hate terrorists but arm then in Syria

    When they blow you up in Europe, you will know who to blame

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  23. 47
    Smack My Nigella Up says:

    Tory public school boys …. All up each other…. like a daisy chain. No wonder they are so keen on gay marriage.

    Bunch of nonces, I bet that doesn’t go down well (no pun intended) with our new Islamic citizens

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  24. 48
    Anonymous says:

    Why do conservatives resign but Labour well take it as part of the job.

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    • 63
      Diddley says:

      Surely ‘taking the job’ is more a LibDem thing?

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      Ippikin says:

      Perfectly simple my friend. Labour have fewer morals and view a bit of bum-fun as quite normal.
      That’s why they are the more logical coalition partner for Cleggs bunch of sados.

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  25. 53
    Prime Minister David Cameron says:

    Don’t forget:

    The clocks go forward one hour tonight, so 1am becomes 2am.

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  26. 55
    Benny Fitz-Clements says:

    BRING BACK GORDON BROWN.

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  27. 57
    Businessman says:

    We have had a tsunami of scandals since about 2009

    Do we still live in a democracy?

    Or are we rlued by a corrupt bunch of thieves and criminals?

    This is beyond parody

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  28. 61
    Ex Tory voter says:

    Where is Chilcot?

    Is the Cameron Government deliberately protecting the gangster Blair?

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  29. 66
    BBC Mong says:

    We are not sure how to play this one; he is tory but he is also into bumsex.

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    • 89
      Joe Public II says:

      Easy. Bumsex trumps Tory everytime.

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      Socialism = Starvation says:

      No mention of the nature of the issue on the BBC site, doubtless they would not wish to dignify any scandalous allegations by repeating them. Though I can’t see any scandal, aren’t all consenting adults?

      http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-26806715

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        BBC says:

        We preferred not to mention the nature of the allegation because we want people to assume it was criminal behaviour, and if we only mentioned another gay scandal many people wouldn’t be bothered and still vote Tory.

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  30. 68
    Smack My Nigella Up says:

    Mark Menzies Buttfucks rentboys

    While

    Maria Miller Buttfucks the taxpayer

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  31. 69
    Don Tully says:

    Who cares? The main issue is the further plans for huge welfare spendibg by labour and the malcontent rachel reeves supported by lucy powell and her massive beef curtains. Workers will be paying to keep the feckless and lazy votung for the socialists eho must burn in hell after dying horribly

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  32. 71
    C O (Ξ7m) says:

    So when is the by-election ?

    Elsewhere – the last time G’erman public opinion was very closely aligned with R’ussia, things did not work out so well for P’oland:

    http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/03/29/us-ukraine-crisis-idUSBREA2S0K020140329

    Will M’erkel be able to change public opinion, and bring the G’erman corporates back under control ?

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  33. 72
    Postal Voter says:

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    E L Wisty says:

    Funny thing,but Mark Menzies never married !!!

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    • 84
      Curious says:

      Why hasn;t the bastard got “married” today, now that Dave’s bumfuckers’ charter has come to fruition

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  35. 81
    Anon. says:

    Wonder if the BBC will cover this in the paper review? :shock:

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  36. 85
    Boys Own says:

    Rent Boy?

    Surely Menzies has paper boys?

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  37. 86
    stand down for your rights says:

    In the Torygraph Technology section

    Employees and volunteers at Mozilla have called for its new chief executive to stand down because of donations to anti-gay marriage campaigns.

    Should he Brendan Eich to stand down?

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  38. 87
    Dave says:

    Time for a shotgun gay wedding.

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  39. 88
    t'lancs electorate says:

    theres nowt so queer as tory mps

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  40. 89
    The Prime Mincer says:

    Alan Duncan is very upset with all this fuss.

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  41. 91
    Dave's Bum Sex World says:

    You don’t have to be a bumsex bride to be a DaveConservative but it helps

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  42. 94
    Dave says:

    He should Marry them.

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  43. 97
    The Eton Mess We're In says:

    These bumsexers should help us get the debt under control.

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      Bozza Johnson says:

      Dave gave it a dam good go at Eton but decided to marry into the aristocracy so he could continue doing it on the side. Bumsex that is.

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  44. 99
    jimmy clitheroe says:

    ooh – flippin heck!

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    Anonymous says:

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  46. 101
    Menzies are for Panzies says:

    So Menzies will be in the papers with the papers in Menzies.

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  47. 106
    Fact says:

    How many of todays’ gay marriage’s have been consummated — none of course — it’s not physically possible — therefore same sex marriage is a PC sham contrived by that fucking idiot Camercnut

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    • 134
      Tolerant, open minded, liberal. says:

      Bigot, hater, nazi, pedo, dionasaur, wierdo, ignoramous, fascist, homophobe, racist.

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  48. 108
    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:

    We’re on a roll.

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  49. 110
    Blowing Whistles says:

    I blew the whistle but I did not blow the deputy.

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  50. 115
    looks do tell says:

    The Sun has gone for a pretty boy look.
    The Mirrow has gone for grey haired manly look.
    Does this reflect on the editors in any way?

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  51. 120
    Leon Brittan says:

    There are no gays in the Tory party. Right wingers are all butch straight heteros. The very idea that any Conservative is gay is just a disgusting smear. Only lefties are gay. We decent heteros are disgusted by gays. I myself find the idea of gays revolting. Thankfully, Maggie only had decent straight heteros in her government like Michael Portillo, Derek Laud, Peter Lily and Harvey Proctor.

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  52. 122
    terry cock says:

    Scandalous! First the tory cost of living crisis. Now the cost of rent boy crisis. How can ordinary folk aford 250 quid?

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  53. 124
    terry cock says:

    Millipede would have done it for a fiver.

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  54. 125
    Jack Dromley says:

    I don’t fancy either of them

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  55. 126

    They are all at it aren’t they, they will be legalizing rent boys next!

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  57. 131
    Central Casting Question Time Audience says:

    If gay men were allowed to marry this kind of thing wouldn’t happen.

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  58. 132
    Harriet Harman says:

    Boy? Somebody mention sex with a boy? I’ll advocate on behalf of that ;)

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  59. 133
    Confused of Tunbridge Wells says:

    This story doesn’t make any sense. I’m very confused. The allegation is that he hired a rentboy. But how can that be if he’s a Tory? I’ve been led to believe by the daily comments here that woofters are all disgusting leftie shirtlifters. This story must be just another lie to attack the right. Mark is obviously a good, wholesome married man, not a gayer, just like other good heterosexual right wingers like Alan Duncan, Harvey Proctor, Derek Laud, Michael Portillo, Nigel Evans, not to mention our rightwing counterparts in America, good men like Ted Haggard, going right back to hetero legends like J Edgar Hoover.

    It’s wrong to give this disgusting lie the oxygen of publicity. Delete this thread immediately. Gays are a left wing perversion and it’s wrong to allow such disgusting lies about our people.

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  60. 140
    The market says:

    It seems our MPs are overpaid if this guy had two hundred and fifty quid a time to waste on buying sex.

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  61. 145
    EU Funded Pro-EU Troll says:

    Vote UKIP

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  62. 149
    The Public says:

    How many more of these creeps are there in Parliament?

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    • 194
      BBC Mong says:

      649

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    • 218
      Ippikin says:

      Plenty and fairly evenly spread in the political hue.
      With the Brighton Plague now legal, I expect we can look forward to a Homo Party and eventual success in the polls, leading to our ? first ? Prime Minister.

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      thostids says:

      It’s compulsory if one sees any prospect of advancement.
      At least with the Buggers’ Charter in place, these homosexual perverts can now make honest women of these catamites. As if!

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  63. 152
    Peter Ellis says:

    His Wikipedia entry appears remarkably tongue in cheek !

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    Here is a poll to decide whether the sockpuppet Blowing Whistles are better than the real thing.

    Please vote by commenting either under Yes for the sockpuppets or No for the original dirge.

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  65. 156
    Anon. says:

    At least the rent boy wasn’t his landlord,it could have been worse.

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  66. 160
    Blowing Whistles says:

    When gayers adopt young children – are they indulging their own narcissistic egos – or are they honestly concerned about the psychological abuse that these kids will have to face as they as minors grow up?

    Do the like of elton and co – actually ‘think’ about the psychological abuse that they as adults – are inflicting on youngers who have not been allowed to decide for themselves – while growing up witrh mummy and mummy or daddy and daddy?

    Wake fucking up you self-centred, self indulgent sick fuckers.

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    • 166
      Elton Long John says:

      Have you ever considered the psychological damage you inflict upon us?

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    • 172
      Common Purpose says:

      Get with the projects. Gays should be encouraged to love childten.

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    • 177
      Not Blowing Whistles says:

      I think those statistics collected by the P.I.E. and the CPS which show correlations for CSA and gender orientation should be brought into focus rather than ignored in favour of politically correct dogma.

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  67. 161
    Right Full Rudder says:

    More politicians up people’s arses. When’s the really nasty stuff involving well known cabinet minsters from the 80s & 90s coming out?

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    • 217
      Ippikin says:

      Its not, plain and simple. They knew better and are able to protect themselves.
      Dolphin Square was quite popular in those days.

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  68. 162
    terry cock says:

    Did the MP put lube down as an expense or benefit in kind?

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  69. 165
    Old Blue Eyes says:

    How many more of these bent shirt lifters are members of parliament. It’s no wonder same sex marriage went through without much dissent the queer brigade must have an in built majority. Now if anyone wants to come on here and tell me I’m bigoted let me say where this matter is concerned I am and proud to be so.

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  70. 168
    Right Full Rudder says:

    Still doesn’t beat Ron Davies looking for badgers in a well known cottaging spot. Oh Ron, when you went into politics, a great comedy writer was lost to us.

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  71. 171
    Old Blue Eyes says:

    Any constituency who adopts a gay candidate is asking for trouble. They are a time bomb waiting to go off.

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  72. 188
    Page 3 Calender says bring them back to the office says:

    When the Page 3 Calender was allowed to be hung, behind the door, none of these homosexual problems became problems. If a man did not like it he soon did because that was what his mates liked.

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  73. 195
    UN IPCC Mong says:

    Global Warming will create more golfers!!!!!

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  74. 201
    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

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      Olda Bruvva In NY says:

      I keep telling him, Ed, you can’t keep up this Everybody Loves Edward crap– it doesn’t matter how much you look like Ray Romano or have a funny voice like he does. He tells jokes that are funny. You ARE the joke. And you’re not funny. At least not intentionally, when you’re trying to be. You’re just trying, full stop. And sadly, it’s not even true– not everyone loves Ed, whether it’s voters or your own Party. And the number of those who do, is dwindling.

      I’ve tried to be nice about this, and keep it in the family. You’ve given me no choice but to go public– and there it is. Someone had to do it– stage an intervention, I mean. Better someone who still loves you in spite of everything that’s gone before.

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    • 248
      non taxable pikey says:

      That is definitely a North Korean haircut.

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      • 261
        Kim Jong-Un says:

        A Nork haircut is where we remove the top of your skull with a chainsaw.

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        • 311
          SIZE 14 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

          Labour will have to do better than this, imagine Bernie Winters for PM
          I thought he was dead !!!

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  75. 213
    The Belmarsh Tooth Fairy says:

    In a gay marriage, is the wife allowed to testicle against the husband?

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    zxcd says:

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  77. 215
    Ippikin says:

    In a gay marriage, is the wife allowed to testify against the husband and vice versa.
    Could be entertaining.
    Its like this Judge, she wanted to pork me and being the husband I am very much the buggerer, not the buggered, so it was a violation of my human rights.

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    7 says:

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  79. 230
    Ghost of Edward Heath says:

    Silly boy. I used to bugger my boys then have them chucked overboard off Jersey. No awkward newspaper stories that way. Ask Leon for advice

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  80. 236
    slaggywildlife says:

    Is he a TOP Tory??? ….. I think not but if Guido gets a few quid who cares about facts?

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  81. 241
    C O (Ξ7m) says:

    Given the choice between gay rights and WWIII, even the EU is sensible enough to realize that bumming isn’t worth it:

    http://blog.foreignpolicy.com/posts/2014/03/28/will_the_eu_sacrifice_gay_rights_in_ukraine_for_geopolitics

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  82. 247
    non taxable pikey says:

    He works with Ducnan. Not that Al would have anything to do with such things. Although some of the local taxi drivers here around Rutland have a tale or two to tell.

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    • 291
      jgm2 says:

      You’ll need an Urdu interpreter to find out what it is though.

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      • 364
        non taxable pikey says:

        Urdu? They never make it alive over the hills mate, the IRA*, pitchforks at the ready makes sure of that.

        (*Independent Rutland Army)

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    • 343
      Kweer news says:

      Rutland fights for buggery and minority rights

      Used to be a nice county

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      • 360
        "Ruttland" in the Wold says:

        .. and there was me thinking it was only animals like deer etc who “rutted”. At least that is what the telly documentaries say.

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  83. 251
    dr river says:

    wh o has quit and WHY?

    i thought the little people were over their sex hangups ,obviously not.

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  84. 253

    Is there anybody in the House of commons who Isn’t a crook a peodephile or a had a hand in murder ?

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  85. 257
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Don’t you think that the Ivy League looked a bit J*wish?

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  86. 262
    Dyslexic rentboy says:

    I’m a sock cucker!

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  87. 264
    Dyslexic rentboy says:

    Honour Ballsack is my favourite writer.

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  88. 265
    Dyslexic rentboy says:

    As Larry Grayson used to say, shoot that door.

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  89. 266
    Dyslexic rentboy says:

    Mark often asked me to give him browjobs. I never understood why he always got so upset when I plucked his eyebrows.

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  90. 267
    Dyslexic rentboy says:

    I’m very good at fletching.

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  91. 269
    Stephen K Amos says:

    Phew! Takes the attention off me for a bit!

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  92. 271
    Prime Minister"Money's no object" Cameron says:

    Food banks are a great example of individuals and groups coming together to help each other out. But I want everyone to rely on the state.

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  93. 272
    Mark Menzies sings the Pet Shop Boys says:

    Oh, I love you so
    You pay my rentboy

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  94. 273
    Miserable at the thought of our nation says:

    There is not a single front bench politician in Westminster who I can respect. Not one. What a pathetic state the country is in.

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    • 280
      Eric Pickles, Michael Gove, Danny Alexander, Iain Duncan Smith, Andrew Lansley says:

      Not even us?

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      • 288
        Miserble at the thought of our nation says:

        No. Pickles is a lazy twat who has done nothing about the endemic corruption in local government, Gove is a snivelling sychophant and cheerleader for a crap Prime Minister, Danny Alexander is a crook, IDS is an empty lying humbug and Andrew Lansley is a duplicitous shit who has taken at least one thinly disguised bribe.

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  95. 274
    Gordon says:

    I’ve got a rentwife. It’s not for sex, though, just for show.

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  96. 275
    Squeaker Bercow says:

    This poor little poofter can no longer claim for his rent boys on expenses.

    Hear ! Hear !

    Like

  97. 277
    Tony Blair says:

    I gave a false name when I got done by the rozzers for cottaging in the 80s. What is important is.

    Like

  98. 278
    Jo Moore says:

    Today’s a good day to bury bad news.

    Like

  99. 279
    Anonymous says:

    “Stephen, Stephen. You haven ‘t cleaned behind the fridge!”

    Like

  100. 283
    Mark Menzies says:

    Like

    • 353
      Expat Geordie says:

      This is a brilliant record and brings back wonderful memories from my teenage (sixth form) years. I play it a lot in the car where our lass has a tendency to call it “Boobs, boobs, boobs”. This is definitely NOT a bummers anthem.

      Like

    • 367
      I fucking hate lefties says:

      For me that’s the acceptable face of a pop video – some nice bootys in there and a bit of nip action towards the end. What would the feminazis say today?!

      Like

      • 374
        JH-230912384590231 says:

        Oh, they would be outraged. Men are not allowed to get anything they want.

        Unless they are pooves of course. Then their tawdry, feckless promiscuity is something to be celebrated.

        Like

  101. 285
    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:

    ‘Olly Grender’ is an anagram of ‘ lyed longer’.

    Like

  102. 287
    Weed Uggie says:

    Did anyone understand what I was saying this morning ?

    Like

  103. 289
    Puzzled. says:

    Can anyone out there help me in my total confusion.
    Why this did guy resign? Did he break any law?
    I would honestly be grateful for any explanation.

    Like

    • 293
      Miserle at the hought of our nation says:

      He was caught being a filthy, unpleasant and unelectable little shit who is so unlovely he has to pay for sex.

      Like

      • 296
        Hugh Grant says:

        I paid for sex and all my admittedly dim female fans think I’m lovely.

        Like

        • 323
          jgm2 says:

          Not only paid for it but paid the ugliest, nastiest looking hooker imaginable for it. Couldn’t you at least find a good-looking hooker? It’s not like you’re short of cash.

          Like

          • Diane Abbott says:

            Listen, ya white devil raasclaat! Divine Brown is my sistah and she be a fine lookin gyal. Just like me, she do da bogle bogle. Hugh Grant want some chocolate ting and he pay for some divine brown with Divine Brown. All you honkys just keep dividin and rulin. But me know you all fancy me when I twerk me massive batty. Rice and pea and jamaican rum to da top, ireee!

            Like

        • 357
          Realist says:

          One would almost suspect you didn’t realise that ‘she’ was a man.

          Like

      • 297
        Mark Oaten (LibDem) says:

        :)

        Like

      • 299
        Puzzled. says:

        You’ve just described about half the House of Commons. I repeat, during this week-end, of all week-ends, what did he do wrong?

        Like

        • 302
          Where is my right of recall? says:

          That is enough.

          Like

        • 303
          Not a legal expert says:

          Perhaps someone here with legal knowledge can help out, but my understanding is that it’s not illegal to pay for sex, only illegal to solicit it. So whilst he’s not done anything actually illegal, it’s more an issue of embarrassment for him personally, hence his resignation.

          Like

          • Where is my right of recall? says:

            He’s an embarrassment for the whole country. As are a large number of the rest of the current crop of MPs.

            Like

    • 318
      Where is my right of recall? says:

      Allegation of purchase of a class B drug.

      Like

    • 376
      inside out says:

      I don’t suppose he told his constituents that he was hiring rent boys.If he had he might not have been elected.If he was happy with his actions he should have announced his intentions before becoming an MP.After all MP’s are supposed to represent us his constituents in Parliament.

      Like

  104. 294
    Mark Menzies says:

    I’m going to see the Broadway blockbuster, RENT.

    Like

    • 346
      David Laws expenses claim says:

      Thats my favouroite show as well. I also like the Pet Shop Boys song also called ‘Rent’.

      Like

  105. 298
    Mark Menzies says:

    Don’t love me for fun, boy
    Let me be the one, boy
    Love me for a reason
    Let the reason be £150 an hour

    Like

  106. 300
    The Scotland Yard Shredder says:

    How much have our own so-called security chiefs looted?

    http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/mar/30/china-assets-us145bn-former-security-chief

    Like

    • 366
      Em Eye Won Two Ten says:

      I’m sorry, but if we told you that we would have to arrange to have you pushed off a mountain path, or possibly suffer a minor but fatal heart attack.

      Like

  107. 301
    SIZE 14 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

    How many more of these arsehole monkeys are infesting our public institutions ?
    He did not pay for sex he paid for sodomy, something quite dfferent.

    Like

    • 308
      Michael Portillo says:

      Too right, duckie. Genuine right wingers are totally straight, like butch heteros such as myself, Crispin Blunt, Alan Duncan, Nigel Evans and William Hague.

      Like

  108. 306
    Commissioner Gordon of the Met says:

    Another Brazilian on the loose? We’re getting the Death Squad, sorry I mean the Armed Response Unit, out right now to deal with him

    Like

  109. 310
    sicknotes r us says:

    The introduction of gay marriage will obviously have a dramatic effect upon the UK’s economic recovery.
    Wonder how many of their community will not be turning up for work tomorrow giving the excuse that they are feeling a little qu e er and need to stay at home?

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    • 312
      SIZE 14 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

      Morning sickness ?

      Like

      • 313
        Michael Portillo says:

        Too right, duckie. Gays make me sick. We on the right stand for good, clean hetero marriage. Butch straight heteros like myself, Nigel Evans, Maggie speechwriter Derek Laud, and Thatcherites Alan Duncan and Crispin Blunt. No botty action for us, duckie! We all love the vag.

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        • 377
          Anne Arquist says:

          I liked the headline a few years ago: “Portillo cheats on his wife…..with a woman!”

          Like

  110. 315
    P l e b says:

    Aren’t we all supposed to be paying the lowest available tariffs for gas and electricity now?

    Like

  111. 317
    Maggie Thatcher says:

    Gays are disgusting!

    Except all the ones I had in my cabinet, including the ones who were part of a nonce ring which my government protected. They may have been kiddy fiddlers but they were our kiddie fiddlers.

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    • 333
      God says:

      That explains why the Conservative party are nasty.It’s because they are full of homosexuals.
      Thanks for confirming my prejudices left wing buddy.

      Like

  112. 319
    Koala Lumper says:

    Ring ring.

    Me: Hello

    Effer on the other end: This is Microsoft Monitoring. You have a problem with your computer.

    Me: I’ll just give you my bank details now and you can steal my money, ok?

    End of call

    Like

    • 329
      Revenge is sweet says:

      It’s more fun to play along with these arseholes and waste their time. Keep playing confused, mishearing, stringing them along for ten minutes or so, making them think you’re on the verge of giving them your computer’s information, and after all that, say something funny and/or insulting. Go on youtube for lots of examples of people having fun with scammers. One woman kept this asian scammer on the phone for 8 minutes. At the end, she said her computer’s info was “bullshit.com”. The Gupta girl said “Are you making fun of me?!”

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      • 371
        Dr Zog says:

        When the last one called here and asked if they were speaking to me, I told them they had rung the Devil… End of call

        Like

  113. 322
    Anonymous says:

    I would have been his rent boy for free.

    I wonder if he was a top or bottom?

    Like

  114. 328
    David Camerons true agenda says:

    No matter he has done his job fulfiled his purpse and voted for same sex marriage. Well done good and faithful servant.

    Like

  115. 330
    Border Terrier says:

    Leave the poor bugger alone.

    Like

  116. 331
    Prime Minister David Cameron says:

    They say you can’t beat a pretty blonde with big tits. Nonsense.

    I have a restraining order for doing precisely that.

    Like

  117. 332
    Anonymous says:

    Why is it that MPs are so keen on Brazilian runaways?

    Like

  118. 334
    Nick Cleggs Alma Mater says:

    At our school child abuse was institutional. We are not alone in this regard.

    Like

  119. 335
    HM Her Majesty says:

    Dave seems to be running out of ideas.

    http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/david-cameron-clashes-buckingham-palace-3300282

    Here are some: get us out of the EU, bring in a proper right of recall, abolish the privy council’s role as back-door press gagger, ban postal voting and reform local government to bring back proper powers for councillors so we can have some genuine local democracy.

    Like

  120. 338
    Grant"The Cheeky Chappie" Shapps says:

    What the fuck is wrong with this stupid bitch,Brenda Ackers?

    How can she support a rampant homosexual?

    Brenda Ackers, the chairman of Fylde Conservative Association, said: “Mark has the full support of his constituency party.”

    Like

  121. 340
    Glory-hole Gigolo says:

    Stop calling us man whores.

    Like

  122. 341
    Joe Kerr says:

    If Tony Benn was still alive, he’d be dead.

    Like

  123. 342
    Sally Bercow says:

    Gives a new meaning to the phrase “getting a Brazilian”.

    Like

  124. 344
    Geedo's wife says:

    Please excuse the delay in bringing you a new thread. My hubby is hungover as usual and he’s also forgotten clocks went forward an hour.

    Like

  125. 345
    The Poof In Residence says:

    Mark Menzies MP for Fylde has quit as PPS over allegations from a male escort. ‘Some of the allegations are untrue’ he cries. And the rest?

    Like

  126. 351
    Gordon Brown says:

    British blowjobs from British sex workers

    Like

  127. 354
    a rent boy a day keeps the blues away says:

    It’s rent boys that keep the HoC going duckies, it’s not as if they’re gonna marry ‘em or summat.

    Like

  128. 355
  129. 358
    A foppish dandy says:

    Get your hair cut Ganesh

    Like

  130. 362
    Blind_leading_the_blind says:

    This is The Sun exclusively reporting the investigation by the Sunday Mirror, presumably

    Like

  131. 373
    Len Mc says:

    Homosexuality an obnoxious and unatural practice that should never have been decriiminlised.The small LGBT community in Britain are the loudest and most successful pressure group in the UK beacause no one dares take them on.Their next target will be the churches.

    Like

    • 403
      Child abuse is rife in our public schools and churches says:

      The churches were conquored centuries ago duckie !

      Like

  132. 380
    Bodygas says:

    So, is this ‘fracking’ a euphemism then? He seems all for it.

    Like

  133. 384
    Anonymous says:

    can’t be true. He is a catholic.

    Like

  134. 395
    Alexander Pope (who liked to walk bare in the woods) says:

    In my day, Catholic schools were illegal. I guess their acceptance was just the thin end of wedge.

    Like

  135. 396
    Ziggy says:

    I suppose all this makes Boris look quite normal?

    Like

  136. 398
    nigels parachute says:

    No such thing as gay marriage

    Like

  137. 400
    Right Full Rudder says:

    Fucking degenerates, the lot of them.

    Vote UKIP.

    Like


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