March 29th, 2014

Tory MP Mark Menzies Quits as PPS Over Rent Boy Scandal


  1. 1
    Hugh Jardon says:

    Chase me….

  2. 2
    Rotherhampoofta says:

    ooh! I like this game!

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    Slyman Huge, Senior Cockroach says:

    Will he defect to the LibDems ?

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    Oh lordy, lordy says:

    Is he on crystal meths as well?

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    Hertz 50 cycles says:

    What government rocked? it’s business as usual and normal for this lot of politicians, the only change were ever going to get is change in the weather.

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    Phil Mcraken says:

    Did he marry him?

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    Imagine voting for that scum says:

    Another slimy untrustworthy little poofter

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    Anonymous says:

    Coincidence that it is a day after someone let the cat out of the bag about currency union?

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    DiseasedAnus BBC Cunt says:

    At least he can marry them legally

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    working class tips for Labour says:

    drink double brandy and babycham when it is someone elses round

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    Casual Observer 2 says:

    Yet another bastard k weer in Dave’s cesspit

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    Owen Jones says:

    Dear Guido,

    The debate is over. We won. You can stop calling it gay marriage now. It’s just marriage.

    You’re welcome.

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    Joe Public II says:

    The sooner we get the Tallybanners in to clear out the gay perverts the better

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    Ken Livingstone says:

    riddled with gays

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    katie says:

    Is bigamy allowed in the gay world then?

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    Fact says:

    Gayers cannot be married. All they can do is stick their pricks up each others arses.

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    Wikipedia Mark Menzies says:

    In October and November 2011, reports emerged of dangerous cockling practices in the Ribble Estuary

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    Weybridgeman says:

    Quelle surprise – not!

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    Dave the gay loving t(u)rd says:

    No problem. I will legalise gay polygamy next.

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    Observer says:

    British government against arming Syrian rebels

    Obama said he would continue to arm Syrian rebels today

    Is NATO a complete farce?

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    Say no more,know what I mean ! says:

    He currently acts as Parliamentary Private Secretary to Alan Duncan, Minister of State for International Development.

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    Táxpáyér says:

    No, Just teh zero.

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    David Cameroon says:

    I’m buggered

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    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:


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    No. Obama is a complete farce.

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    WoRaft Chihuahua says:

    Ok, this week I will buy a copy. If the lead story is about the double-standards of those who rule us and those who influence them, that’s what a proper Sunday headline should be.

    I’m not all that bothered about insignificant celebs unless there is some public interest angle, such as sportsmen who are drugs cheats.

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    Jack says:

    Duncan is another shirtlifter

    Famous for his gardening expenses

    Ex oil trader

    But they do tend to stick together

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    Anonymous says:

    Behind every Minister is a Parliamentary Private Secretary.

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    Willybum the INTERNATIONAL STATESMAN says:

    There’s always room for another gayer on my Foreign Office trips if the the prick needs a new job.

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    Feminists are thick cunts says:

    At the BBC this is normal behaviour.

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    ss says:

    More fucking poofs, anyone down there not an arse bandit? or lesser?

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    an expensive habit. says:

    A Tory boy porked. No supprises, no hypercricsy. Did he pay money.Naughty boy.

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    Myfanwy says:

    Any more “Top” Tory boys in the gay league, next thing will be an all pink parliamentry football teams, or is it teams?

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    Top Tory? He’s a bag carrier FFS

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    Britannia says:

    Yet another display of the unwholesome decadence of our rulers. Time we were rid of them

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    Feminists are thick cunts says:

    Yes but even better if the arse belongs to a 10 year old boy. At the BBC a boys arse is seen as perfection.

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    Misprint there. LD support should read 10 voters

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    time for a change says:

    Can anyone guess the colour of robotic Milibands pants?

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    Someone says:

    Which is why the BBC should be shut down.

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    Bob says:

    A monumental cluster’fuck which has outlived its purpose and is now creating false enemies to justify its existence

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    Myfanwy says:

    Not yet but you will be Dave.

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    time 2 CTL ALT & DEL says:

    How ironic on the day SSM became legal. And Marias problem too. HIM upstairs will alwayz have the last laugh.

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    Barry Obama says:

    We hate terrorists but arm then in Syria

    When they blow you up in Europe, you will know who to blame

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    Dave the Posing Ponce says:

    In other words one of my true modern Conservatives

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    Ed Milibiscuit says:

    Don’t worry. The fixed boundaries and postal vote fraud will still ensure the frustration of the public will and the distorting effects of Scottish votes.

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    Myfanwy says:

    It looks as if the straight ones will be keeping the blacksmith busy with the demand for male chastity belts

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    Smack My Nigella Up says:

    Tory public school boys …. All up each other…. like a daisy chain. No wonder they are so keen on gay marriage.

    Bunch of nonces, I bet that doesn’t go down well (no pun intended) with our new Islamic citizens

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    Anonymous says:

    Why do conservatives resign but Labour well take it as part of the job.

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    Diddley says:

    Seriously. What is so fucking difficult about this? If you want to be an MP don’t fuck rent boys. Just get a boyfriend, out yourself and get a zillion votes.

    The twat.

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    Joe Public II says:

    Crawling with gays. Riddled with HIV.

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    Pussy Riot says:

    Cats get you TB. Fact.

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    Smack My Nigella Up says:

    SamCam takes it up the arse, does that count

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    Prime Minister David Cameron says:

    Don’t forget:

    The clocks go forward one hour tonight, so 1am becomes 2am.

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    ned ludd says:

    Seems to be rife on the right too. Fag anyone?

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    Benny Fitz-Clements says:


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    Gay Mafia says:

    No way. Cottaging. Rent boys. It’s all part of our disgusting lifestyle.

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    Businessman says:

    We have had a tsunami of scandals since about 2009

    Do we still live in a democracy?

    Or are we rlued by a corrupt bunch of thieves and criminals?

    This is beyond parody

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    Hi-jacked Parliament says:

    Hands up all those MPs that are straight.

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    Smack My Nigella Up says:

    What a load of bollocks!!!!

    I mean Libdems on 10% ???

    Have they missed out a decimal point there?

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    T May says:

    Yankee go home

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    Ex Tory voter says:

    Where is Chilcot?

    Is the Cameron Government deliberately protecting the gangster Blair?

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    dai hopefully says:

    does this take the heat off Die schone Mullerin?

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    Diddley says:

    Surely ‘taking the job’ is more a LibDem thing?

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    Bono says:

    I blame global warming

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    Rover says:

    And doggies.

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    BBC Mong says:

    We are not sure how to play this one; he is tory but he is also into bumsex.

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    dai gayly says:

    shouldn’t he have been in church today?

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    Smack My Nigella Up says:

    Mark Menzies Buttfucks rentboys


    Maria Miller Buttfucks the taxpayer

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    Don Tully says:

    Who cares? The main issue is the further plans for huge welfare spendibg by labour and the malcontent rachel reeves supported by lucy powell and her massive beef curtains. Workers will be paying to keep the feckless and lazy votung for the socialists eho must burn in hell after dying horribly

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    SamCam says:

    No way. I’m the one that has to keep ramming a strap-on up Dave’s arse to make him feel like he’s back at Eton

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    C O (Ξ7m) says:

    So when is the by-election ?

    Elsewhere – the last time G’erman public opinion was very closely aligned with R’ussia, things did not work out so well for P’oland:

    Will M’erkel be able to change public opinion, and bring the G’erman corporates back under control ?

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    Postal Voter says:

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    Bent Archbishop says:

    Good idea

    This must be taught in schools

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    dai gayly says:

    its business as usual – old cock

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    E L Wisty says:

    Funny thing,but Mark Menzies never married !!!

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    C O (Ξ7m) says:

    Greening and the one she was shagging during the Syr!a vote would, but they are otherwise engaged and did not hear your division bell.

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    Boarden J Farquar says:

    What they saying about it anyway?

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    dai sceptically says:

    ‘phanton voters’ reminds one of the print industry’s ‘mickey mouse’ employees years ago

    things change but slowly

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    Bill de Berg says:

    NATO is the paramilitary wing of the NWO, bringing chaos and shysterism everywhere they stamp their miserable boots.

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    Caspar says:

    I voted many times – it was fair.

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    Anon. says:

    Wonder if the BBC will cover this in the paper review? :shock:

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    Best kept in private says:

    Unfortunately, that seems to be the truth of it. One reason why gays should never be allowed to defile our churches with their pantomime marriages.

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    Barry - Acting Greenwich Timekeeper says:

    Shit, i will set my alarm.

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    Curious says:

    Why hasn;t the bastard got “married” today, now that Dave’s bumfuckers’ charter has come to fruition

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    Boys Own says:

    Rent Boy?

    Surely Menzies has paper boys?

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    stand down for your rights says:

    In the Torygraph Technology section

    Employees and volunteers at Mozilla have called for its new chief executive to stand down because of donations to anti-gay marriage campaigns.

    Should he Brendan Eich to stand down?

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    Dave says:

    Time for a shotgun gay wedding.

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    t'lancs electorate says:

    theres nowt so queer as tory mps

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    The Prime Mincer says:

    Alan Duncan is very upset with all this fuss.

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    Joe Public II says:

    Easy. Bumsex trumps Tory everytime.

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    Dave's Bum Sex World says:

    You don’t have to be a bumsex bride to be a DaveConservative but it helps

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    The Leftist Mafia says:

    Lefties don’t believe in free thought and free choice.

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    the TUC says:

    brazilian – good to see more skilled labour being imported

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    Dave says:

    He should Marry them.

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    My cruise missile is obsolete says:

    The purpose of NATO was to keep Germany divided whiile pretending that the East Germans were capable of co-operating with the Poles to mount a credible threat.

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    Justin Welby says:

    Hear, hear!

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    The Eton Mess We're In says:

    These bumsexers should help us get the debt under control.

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    Fact says:

    Nor should any of the gay perverts ever be in Government.

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    jimmy clitheroe says:

    ooh – flippin heck!

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    Anonymous says:

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    Menzies are for Panzies says:

    So Menzies will be in the papers with the papers in Menzies.

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    T May says:

    Who gave a visa to a Brazilian?

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    Spacker Brown says:

    Badger watching, or just a moment of madness?

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    Boysie says:

    Let’s face it any one who was called Menzies at school would have problem with the girlies.

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    P.Mandevilson, the Eminence Greasy says:


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    Fact says:

    How many of todays’ gay marriage’s have been consummated — none of course — it’s not physically possible — therefore same sex marriage is a PC sham contrived by that fucking idiot Camercnut

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    My5 Kinky Boyz, Auto-erotic Orange or car accident dept. says:

    We had him pegged some time back.

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    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:

    We’re on a roll.

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    Anonymous says:

    Give these bastards time and the day will come when we are forced to view this type of behaviour and worse as acceptable and something to be applauded.

    The BBC are in perpetual orgasm over gay marriage – narcissitic, self absorbed queens!

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    I blew the whistle but I did not blow the deputy.

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    MH370 Shark Feeder says:

    You guy’s are very sick. This poor little poofter can no longer claim for his rent boys on expenses.

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    Lord Mandy says:

    Brazilian nuts, bottoms up, golden beaches, cocunuts …. i’ll be watching it all this summer. Perhaps you would like to join me.

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    Anonymous says:

    Hand delivery.

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    Anonymous says:

    Can’t understand how dipping your wick in another man’s shit has been elevated to something we should aspire to !

    Almost makes me wish for sharia just to see them scuttling back into the shadows. Demographic changes are going to see those two forces locking horns within the 30 years. My bet’s not on Tatchell winning that match up.

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    looks do tell says:

    The Sun has gone for a pretty boy look.
    The Mirrow has gone for grey haired manly look.
    Does this reflect on the editors in any way?

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Ev’ry time I plant a seed
    He said, “Kill it before it grows”
    Love grows Up my Rosemary’s nose

    Yeah! I know that one.

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    Ben Dover says:

    Hold on old boy.

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    ed it or Guido says:

    Guido draws a blank.

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    Anonymous says:

    He also shared a house with Billy Vague. Draw your own conclusions.

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    Leon Brittan says:

    There are no gays in the Tory party. Right wingers are all butch straight heteros. The very idea that any Conservative is gay is just a disgusting smear. Only lefties are gay. We decent heteros are disgusted by gays. I myself find the idea of gays revolting. Thankfully, Maggie only had decent straight heteros in her government like Michael Portillo, Derek Laud, Peter Lily and Harvey Proctor.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    God Save the Queen

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    terry cock says:

    Scandalous! First the tory cost of living crisis. Now the cost of rent boy crisis. How can ordinary folk aford 250 quid?

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    Team change all together says:

    Shower time.

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    terry cock says:

    Millipede would have done it for a fiver.

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    Jack Dromley says:

    I don’t fancy either of them

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    They are all at it aren’t they, they will be legalizing rent boys next!

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    When Rampant says:

    Don’t bugger you pets.

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    Wow, do You think he would have charged that much?

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    Central Casting Question Time Audience says:

    If gay men were allowed to marry this kind of thing wouldn’t happen.

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    Harriet Harman says:

    Boy? Somebody mention sex with a boy? I’ll advocate on behalf of that ;)

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    Confused of Tunbridge Wells says:

    This story doesn’t make any sense. I’m very confused. The allegation is that he hired a rentboy. But how can that be if he’s a Tory? I’ve been led to believe by the daily comments here that woofters are all disgusting leftie shirtlifters. This story must be just another lie to attack the right. Mark is obviously a good, wholesome married man, not a gayer, just like other good heterosexual right wingers like Alan Duncan, Harvey Proctor, Derek Laud, Michael Portillo, Nigel Evans, not to mention our rightwing counterparts in America, good men like Ted Haggard, going right back to hetero legends like J Edgar Hoover.

    It’s wrong to give this disgusting lie the oxygen of publicity. Delete this thread immediately. Gays are a left wing perversion and it’s wrong to allow such disgusting lies about our people.

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    Tolerant, open minded, liberal. says:

    Bigot, hater, nazi, pedo, dionasaur, wierdo, ignoramous, fascist, homophobe, racist.

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    Suck a Queen says:

    Me 1st

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    Lord Chilcot says:

    Yes. You oil my passage, and I’ll oil yours.

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    Spot the Tory says:

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    thostids says:

    I’m sure that there will be a low-key Quango specially formulated to accommodate all the MPs who find themselves at a loose end for somewhere to appear useful and where there extramural activities can be passed off as expenses. Surely, there will be a Building Society looking for an absolute dosser who knows nothing about running such an Institution but at least there’s lee-way in the expenses to afford wall-to-wall rent boys, not to mention crystal meth. Perhaps Gordon’s spending some his absentee time from the House inspecting the facilities and getting to know the wrinkles.

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    Mark Oaten says:

    Here comes the soap.

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    The market says:

    It seems our MPs are overpaid if this guy had two hundred and fifty quid a time to waste on buying sex.

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    Whistle while you twerk :-) says:

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    Blowing Whistles says:


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    Blowing Whistles says:

    10:22 and 10:28 – your patheticness has been noted while i LMFAO.

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    Spot the Tory says:

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    EU Funded Pro-EU Troll says:

    Vote UKIP

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Do do do, do the whistle conga…

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    The EU says:

    Tell me Leon, what first attracted you to the young Nick Clegg?

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    Owen Jones says:

    PS Guido,

    You can stop calling it pedophilia now, I was born this way, you pedophobe.

    Uncle Owen (now then, now then).

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    The Public says:

    How many more of these creeps are there in Parliament?

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    What about 10:46? Why hasn’t his patheticness been noted?

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    thostids says:

    As long as your arse doesn’t glow green when your friends are coming into land on it, and you keep taking the tablets to ensure that you’re are only infective up to 50 yards you can probably deny it . Well, at least for a few months unlit te test results are back.

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    Peter Ellis says:

    His Wikipedia entry appears remarkably tongue in cheek !

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    Dunkan Donuts says:

    He’s not the only gay in the Westminster Village……

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    George Galloway says:

    Don’t forget to poll the electorally vital dead Pakistani voter.

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    Here is a poll to decide whether the sockpuppet Blowing Whistles are better than the real thing.

    Please vote by commenting either under Yes for the sockpuppets or No for the original dirge.

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    Anon. says:

    At least the rent boy wasn’t his landlord,it could have been worse.

  157. 157
    Yes says:

    The sockpuppets are better and less boring

  158. 158
    No says:

    We like the mystery of trying to work out what the fuck he is trying to say.

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    Dolphin Square Boy's Club says:

    Openings here for gay MPs.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    When gayers adopt young children – are they indulging their own narcissistic egos – or are they honestly concerned about the psychological abuse that these kids will have to face as they as minors grow up?

    Do the like of elton and co – actually ‘think’ about the psychological abuse that they as adults – are inflicting on youngers who have not been allowed to decide for themselves – while growing up witrh mummy and mummy or daddy and daddy?

    Wake fucking up you self-centred, self indulgent sick fuckers.

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    Right Full Rudder says:

    More politicians up people’s arses. When’s the really nasty stuff involving well known cabinet minsters from the 80s & 90s coming out?

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    terry cock says:

    Did the MP put lube down as an expense or benefit in kind?

  163. 163
    Blowing Whistles says:

    What about 10:53? Or 11:01 for that matter?

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    Right Full Rudder says:

    All the 3 main parties are riddled with sphincter jockeys. So is the civil service. So is the media. Do you see why the country is in so much shit?

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    Old Blue Eyes says:

    How many more of these bent shirt lifters are members of parliament. It’s no wonder same sex marriage went through without much dissent the queer brigade must have an in built majority. Now if anyone wants to come on here and tell me I’m bigoted let me say where this matter is concerned I am and proud to be so.

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    Elton Long John says:

    Have you ever considered the psychological damage you inflict upon us?

  167. 167
    Michael Portillo says:

    Tongue up cheek anybody?

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    Right Full Rudder says:

    Still doesn’t beat Ron Davies looking for badgers in a well known cottaging spot. Oh Ron, when you went into politics, a great comedy writer was lost to us.

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    Whistle while you twerk :-) says:

    Because I was trolling the trolls you mong :-)

  170. 170
    Ben Doonagin says:

    It will all come out.

  171. 171
    Old Blue Eyes says:

    Any constituency who adopts a gay candidate is asking for trouble. They are a time bomb waiting to go off.

  172. 172
    Common Purpose says:

    Get with the projects. Gays should be encouraged to love childten.

  173. 173
    NSA Listening post GB.00236.MenwithHill says:

    I have got a fix on Leon’s Bar for your mobile.

    Your front tyre needs more air.

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    Rip Van Winkle says:


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    Not Blowing Whistles says:

    It’s a point-counterpoint thing.

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    Everyone else says:

    It’s a fucking bore

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    Not Blowing Whistles says:

    I think those statistics collected by the P.I.E. and the CPS which show correlations for CSA and gender orientation should be brought into focus rather than ignored in favour of politically correct dogma.

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    Socialism = Starvation says:

    No mention of the nature of the issue on the BBC site, doubtless they would not wish to dignify any scandalous allegations by repeating them. Though I can’t see any scandal, aren’t all consenting adults?

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    Not Blowing Whistles says:

    Shouldn’t that be under the ‘Yes’ entry above ? Just sayin’

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    I’m backing the sockpuppets

  181. 181
    Blowing Whistles says:

    I will not be trolled! Away with you!

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    Connoiseur says:

    It was Brazilian wax.

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    Maggie says:

    Talking of shit, my good friend, Lord Boothby, a good, clean married hetero, loved going to parties where boys would shit on his face. I only had good, decent people like him as personal friends.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Very funny comment at 11:11 by the secret gay foursome. :-)

    Plenty of juice left.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    I support sockpuppetry and same sock puppet marriage.

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    Blowing Whistles says:


  187. 187
    Ralf Parris says:

    I do like a good poll.

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    Page 3 Calender says bring them back to the office says:

    When the Page 3 Calender was allowed to be hung, behind the door, none of these homosexual problems became problems. If a man did not like it he soon did because that was what his mates liked.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    That’s the sound of you unzipping my dress.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Labour’s Poll lead is cut.

  191. 191
    Blowing Kosher Donkey Whistles says:

    It does increase his chances of getting a ‘comment of the day’.

  192. 192
    Right Full Rudder says:

    Maggie’s cabinet was full of thieves and degenerates. She didn’t have much to pick from in that party. She still managed to be the only decent prime minister of the last 50 years.

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    Anonymous says:

    You mean that rent allowances are not for rent boys?

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    BBC Mong says:


  195. 195
    UN IPCC Mong says:

    Global Warming will create more golfers!!!!!

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    Táxpáyér says:

    When they’re not Rent-seeking they’re Rent-Boy seeking.

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    Ming Campbell says:

    Wasn’t much of a problem in my case.

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    Curious says:

    Who are the biggest twats?
    Those who write this crap?
    Those who believe this crap?
    Politicians who pay for this crap?
    Those of us who have not hanged the bastards?

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    Táxpáyér says:

    It’s not on the warm list yet.

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    Táxpáyér says:

    High Priest of Gaia regurgitates his previous vomit

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    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

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    Curious says:


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    Táxpáyér says:

    and heavy fluoride

  204. 204
    Curious says:


    So it is all caused by golfers after all

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    Not Blowing Whistles says:

    Wait until they try to make the connection between climate change and TB in pets…

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    Bob Poofby says:

    I’ll have you know that the persons that started that scurrilous rumour about me were sorted out by my good friend Ronald, as in Kray.

    We’ll have no more of that talk round here, old chap.

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    Not Blowing Whistles says:

    Think of it like Profumo, but with a dick.

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    BBC Mong says:

    easier to blame climate change and divert attention from the EU policy of open borders encouraged by LibLabConBBC.

  209. 209
    Mark Menzies says:

    My sex life has been cut too!

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    Yankee go home says:


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    The Belmarsh Tooth Fairy says:

    No M’lud, I was badgered by a man who offered me sweeties.

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    Psycholgist says:

    And because you like reading about gay sex

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    The Belmarsh Tooth Fairy says:

    In a gay marriage, is the wife allowed to testicle against the husband?

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    zxcd says:

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    Ippikin says:

    In a gay marriage, is the wife allowed to testify against the husband and vice versa.
    Could be entertaining.
    Its like this Judge, she wanted to pork me and being the husband I am very much the buggerer, not the buggered, so it was a violation of my human rights.

  216. 216
    BBC says:

    We preferred not to mention the nature of the allegation because we want people to assume it was criminal behaviour, and if we only mentioned another gay scandal many people wouldn’t be bothered and still vote Tory.

  217. 217
    Ippikin says:

    Its not, plain and simple. They knew better and are able to protect themselves.
    Dolphin Square was quite popular in those days.

  218. 218
    Ippikin says:

    Plenty and fairly evenly spread in the political hue.
    With the Brighton Plague now legal, I expect we can look forward to a Homo Party and eventual success in the polls, leading to our ? first ? Prime Minister.

  219. 219
    Rabbi Whistlofski says:

    Tell me about it!

  220. 220
    Ippikin says:

    Drawing a blank is better than a knob in suspenders on the lavatory wall!

  221. 221
    3 Ps says:

  222. 222
    ACDC says:

    BW is very worried about us

  223. 223
    Ippikin says:

    Perfectly simple my friend. Labour have fewer morals and view a bit of bum-fun as quite normal.
    That’s why they are the more logical coalition partner for Cleggs bunch of sados.

  224. 224
    David Beckham advertising Underpants says:

    So it’s all my fault?

  225. 225
    7 says:

  226. 226
    Ippikin says:

    Gosh, that’s a bit deep for Saturday night. Have you no life to go to?

  227. 227
    Clegg makes some tarts says:

  228. 228
    Prince George says:

    How could that picture depict a happy Mothering Sunday when it had already been published on Saturday night?

    I recell The Mirror having a similar problem when it used to show pictures of nude girls who were “16 today”

  229. 229
    Ippikin says:

    Turd on a plate for you my boy . . . and stop bleating about your balding pate. Monks don’t go short so you’ll be fine.

  230. 230
    Ghost of Edward Heath says:

    Silly boy. I used to bugger my boys then have them chucked overboard off Jersey. No awkward newspaper stories that way. Ask Leon for advice

  231. 231
    Prince G eorge says:

    How could that picture depict a happy Mothering Sunday when it had already been published on Sat_rday night?

    I recall The Mirror having a similar problem when it used to show pictures of nu de girls who were “16 today”

  232. 232
    Ippikin says:

    Birds do it . bees do it, even educated T’s do it. . .

  233. 233
    Bozza Johnson says:

    Dave gave it a dam good go at Eton but decided to marry into the aristocracy so he could continue doing it on the side. Bumsex that is.

  234. 234
    Ippikin says:

    No BBC enough for you, Mrs. Harman?

  235. 235
    DG of the BBC says:

    Its simples, bumsexers like younger men ie much younger men so bumsex world overlaps with paedophile world like a neat little Venn diagram. The awkward truth. This is why the BBC his paedo scandals as they thought it would detract from their “promohomo” agenda. And besides don’t all youngsters like being tommed really?

  236. 236
    slaggywildlife says:

    Is he a TOP Tory??? ….. I think not but if Guido gets a few quid who cares about facts?

  237. 237
    Ippikin says:

    That’s right, its them clubbing their balls all the time – it makes them a trifle odd.

  238. 238
    Olda Bruvva In NY says:

    I keep telling him, Ed, you can’t keep up this Everybody Loves Edward crap– it doesn’t matter how much you look like Ray Romano or have a funny voice like he does. He tells jokes that are funny. You ARE the joke. And you’re not funny. At least not intentionally, when you’re trying to be. You’re just trying, full stop. And sadly, it’s not even true– not everyone loves Ed, whether it’s voters or your own Party. And the number of those who do, is dwindling.

    I’ve tried to be nice about this, and keep it in the family. You’ve given me no choice but to go public– and there it is. Someone had to do it– stage an intervention, I mean. Better someone who still loves you in spite of everything that’s gone before.

  239. 239
    Ippikin says:

    So that’s what happened to Robert Maxwell!

  240. 240
    Not Blowing Whistles says:

    Is Clegg sure that he wants photo’s of himself with lemons in shot ?

  241. 241
    C O (Ξ7m) says:

    Given the choice between gay rights and WWIII, even the EU is sensible enough to realize that bumming isn’t worth it:

  242. 242
    Podiceps says:


  243. 243
    F##k the LibLabCon says:


  244. 244
    What did you say? says:

    Well the mozzys can have 4 wives, so why can’t these 5 blokes get hitched if they want to?

  245. 245
    What did you say? says:

    … like shit to a blanket?

  246. 246
    Back behind the bike sheds says:

    Again…. vice admiral’s vice is rear admiral’s rear.

  247. 247
    non taxable pikey says:

    He works with Ducnan. Not that Al would have anything to do with such things. Although some of the local taxi drivers here around Rutland have a tale or two to tell.

  248. 248
    non taxable pikey says:

    That is definitely a North Korean haircut.

  249. 249
    Hugh Jardon says:

    Fiver a time in lewislum….

    I have a mate ( phil) who used to be one….

  250. 250
    Westminster Village People says:

    We don’t like that sort of thing here.

  251. 251
    dr river says:

    wh o has quit and WHY?

    i thought the little people were over their sex hangups ,obviously not.

  252. 252
    Father Analpolyp says:

    BOLLY AND BUGGERY; Giving hardworking MPs more of the things they enjoy.

  253. 253

    Is there anybody in the House of commons who Isn’t a crook a peodephile or a had a hand in murder ?

  254. 254
    UKIP or bust says:

    Err, nope.

  255. 255
    UKIP or bust says:

    You forgot to add “at the little people’s expense”.

  256. 256
    UKIP or bust says:

    He’s a spoilt little twat.

  257. 257
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Don’t you think that the Ivy League looked a bit J*wish?

  258. 258
    N.Evans says:

    Oooohhh yesssss!!

  259. 259
    Blowing Whistles says:

    At the Czech out.

  260. 260
    Ellie-Mae (9) says:

    Well that makes “Eton Rifles” work on another level

  261. 261
    Kim Jong-Un says:

    A Nork haircut is where we remove the top of your skull with a chainsaw.

  262. 262
    Dyslexic rentboy says:

    I’m a sock cucker!

  263. 263
    Nothing Better To Do says:

    250 quid a go must be a high end blowy. I hear Lib Dem’s pay much less.

  264. 264
    Dyslexic rentboy says:

    Honour Ballsack is my favourite writer.

  265. 265
    Dyslexic rentboy says:

    As Larry Grayson used to say, shoot that door.

  266. 266
    Dyslexic rentboy says:

    Mark often asked me to give him browjobs. I never understood why he always got so upset when I plucked his eyebrows.

  267. 267
    Dyslexic rentboy says:

    I’m very good at fletching.

  268. 268
    7% Of The House of Commons Library says:

    Not today. The cleaners don’t come in on Sundays.

  269. 269
    Stephen K Amos says:

    Phew! Takes the attention off me for a bit!

  270. 270
    7% Of The House of Commons Library says:


  271. 271
    Prime Minister"Money's no object" Cameron says:

    Food banks are a great example of individuals and groups coming together to help each other out. But I want everyone to rely on the state.

  272. 272
    Mark Menzies sings the Pet Shop Boys says:

    Oh, I love you so
    You pay my rentboy

  273. 273
    Miserable at the thought of our nation says:

    There is not a single front bench politician in Westminster who I can respect. Not one. What a pathetic state the country is in.

  274. 274
    Gordon says:

    I’ve got a rentwife. It’s not for sex, though, just for show.

  275. 275
    Squeaker Bercow says:

    This poor little poofter can no longer claim for his rent boys on expenses.

    Hear ! Hear !

  276. 276
    I'm not happy says:

    No arsehole wants the job here.

  277. 277
    Tony Blair says:

    I gave a false name when I got done by the rozzers for cottaging in the 80s. What is important is.

  278. 278
    Jo Moore says:

    Today’s a good day to bury bad news.

  279. 279
    Anonymous says:

    “Stephen, Stephen. You haven ‘t cleaned behind the fridge!”

  280. 280
    Eric Pickles, Michael Gove, Danny Alexander, Iain Duncan Smith, Andrew Lansley says:

    Not even us?

  281. 281
    Escoffier says:

    That’s a very cack-handed way of setting a table.

  282. 282
    jgm2 says:

    Ah yes. Fluoride. The heavy metal.

    You’ve got to watch out for that stuff.

    Heavy. And metal.


  283. 283
    Mark Menzies says:

  284. 284
    jgm2 says:

    I thought the increase in TB was due to mass immigration from the shitholes of the world but it turns out it’s pets.

    Thanks for clearing that up.

    PS Exterminate cats just to be on the safe side.

  285. 285
    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:

    ‘Olly Grender’ is an anagram of ‘ lyed longer’.

  286. 286
    jgm2 says:

    Each place setting comes with its own time-bomb.

    I approve.

  287. 287
    Weed Uggie says:

    Did anyone understand what I was saying this morning ?

  288. 288
    Miserble at the thought of our nation says:

    No. Pickles is a lazy twat who has done nothing about the endemic corruption in local government, Gove is a snivelling sychophant and cheerleader for a crap Prime Minister, Danny Alexander is a crook, IDS is an empty lying humbug and Andrew Lansley is a duplicitous shit who has taken at least one thinly disguised bribe.

  289. 289
    Puzzled. says:

    Can anyone out there help me in my total confusion.
    Why this did guy resign? Did he break any law?
    I would honestly be grateful for any explanation.

  290. 290
    Miserle at the thought of our nation says:

    No idea. Who are you and what do you think you said?

  291. 291
    jgm2 says:

    You’ll need an Urdu interpreter to find out what it is though.

  292. 292
    P l e b says:

    Dennis Skinner.

  293. 293
    Miserle at the hought of our nation says:

    He was caught being a filthy, unpleasant and unelectable little shit who is so unlovely he has to pay for sex.

  294. 294
    Mark Menzies says:

    I’m going to see the Broadway blockbuster, RENT.

  295. 295
    Miserle at the hough of our nation says:

    Is he still all there?

  296. 296
    Hugh Grant says:

    I paid for sex and all my admittedly dim female fans think I’m lovely.

  297. 297
    Mark Oaten (LibDem) says:


  298. 298
    Mark Menzies says:

    Don’t love me for fun, boy
    Let me be the one, boy
    Love me for a reason
    Let the reason be £150 an hour

  299. 299
    Puzzled. says:

    You’ve just described about half the House of Commons. I repeat, during this week-end, of all week-ends, what did he do wrong?

  300. 300
    The Scotland Yard Shredder says:

    How much have our own so-called security chiefs looted?

  301. 301

    How many more of these arsehole monkeys are infesting our public institutions ?
    He did not pay for sex he paid for sodomy, something quite dfferent.

  302. 302
    Where is my right of recall? says:

    That is enough.

  303. 303
    Not a legal expert says:

    Perhaps someone here with legal knowledge can help out, but my understanding is that it’s not illegal to pay for sex, only illegal to solicit it. So whilst he’s not done anything actually illegal, it’s more an issue of embarrassment for him personally, hence his resignation.

  304. 304
    Where is my right of recall? says:

    He’s an embarrassment for the whole country. As are a large number of the rest of the current crop of MPs.

  305. 305

    The two perversions are inseparable ,why do you think they are so keen to adopt children ,and why are those in power so keen to enable them to do so .
    Putting small children to the mercy of these vile creatures must be the worst example of child abuse to date.

  306. 306
    Commissioner Gordon of the Met says:

    Another Brazilian on the loose? We’re getting the Death Squad, sorry I mean the Armed Response Unit, out right now to deal with him

  307. 307

    How can the opinions of a deluded lunatic who believes in the existence of an all seeing omnipotent sky fairy be taken seriously ?

  308. 308
    Michael Portillo says:

    Too right, duckie. Genuine right wingers are totally straight, like butch heteros such as myself, Crispin Blunt, Alan Duncan, Nigel Evans and William Hague.

  309. 309

    If only!!

  310. 310
    sicknotes r us says:

    The introduction of gay marriage will obviously have a dramatic effect upon the UK’s economic recovery.
    Wonder how many of their community will not be turning up for work tomorrow giving the excuse that they are feeling a little qu e er and need to stay at home?

  311. 311

    Labour will have to do better than this, imagine Bernie Winters for PM
    I thought he was dead !!!

  312. 312

    Morning sickness ?

  313. 313
    Michael Portillo says:

    Too right, duckie. Gays make me sick. We on the right stand for good, clean hetero marriage. Butch straight heteros like myself, Nigel Evans, Maggie speechwriter Derek Laud, and Thatcherites Alan Duncan and Crispin Blunt. No botty action for us, duckie! We all love the vag.

  314. 314

    They are in far greater danger from physical damage from these animals.

  315. 315
    P l e b says:

    Aren’t we all supposed to be paying the lowest available tariffs for gas and electricity now?

  316. 316
    Cinna says:

    250 quid! we’re obviously paying these guys and gals too much.

  317. 317
    Maggie Thatcher says:

    Gays are disgusting!

    Except all the ones I had in my cabinet, including the ones who were part of a nonce ring which my government protected. They may have been kiddy fiddlers but they were our kiddie fiddlers.

  318. 318
    Where is my right of recall? says:

    Allegation of purchase of a class B drug.

  319. 319
    Koala Lumper says:

    Ring ring.

    Me: Hello

    Effer on the other end: This is Microsoft Monitoring. You have a problem with your computer.

    Me: I’ll just give you my bank details now and you can steal my money, ok?

    End of call

  320. 320

    Note the not so subtle juxtapositioning of the flag of the US, a sovereign state, with the hated Eurorag .

  321. 321
    Tony Benn: Socialist, Bore and Liar says:

    Isn’t nuclear power suposed to be so cheap it is unmetered?

  322. 322
    Anonymous says:

    I would have been his rent boy for free.

    I wonder if he was a top or bottom?

  323. 323
    jgm2 says:

    Not only paid for it but paid the ugliest, nastiest looking hooker imaginable for it. Couldn’t you at least find a good-looking hooker? It’s not like you’re short of cash.

  324. 324
    thostids says:

    It’s compulsory if one sees any prospect of advancement.
    At least with the Buggers’ Charter in place, these homosexual perverts can now make honest women of these catamites. As if!

  325. 325
    Lou Scannon says:

    The EU has always been more likely to start a major war than keep the peace.
    It will be no surprise if the EU starts WWIII – its bankster bosses would be deliriously happy.

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  327. 327

    We do not need to see any more of these nauseating pictures !

  328. 328
    David Camerons true agenda says:

    No matter he has done his job fulfiled his purpse and voted for same sex marriage. Well done good and faithful servant.

  329. 329
    Revenge is sweet says:

    It’s more fun to play along with these arseholes and waste their time. Keep playing confused, mishearing, stringing them along for ten minutes or so, making them think you’re on the verge of giving them your computer’s information, and after all that, say something funny and/or insulting. Go on youtube for lots of examples of people having fun with scammers. One woman kept this asian scammer on the phone for 8 minutes. At the end, she said her computer’s info was “”. The Gupta girl said “Are you making fun of me?!”

  330. 330
    Border Terrier says:

    Leave the poor bugger alone.

  331. 331
    Prime Minister David Cameron says:

    They say you can’t beat a pretty blonde with big tits. Nonsense.

    I have a restraining order for doing precisely that.

  332. 332
    Anonymous says:

    Why is it that MPs are so keen on Brazilian runaways?

  333. 333
    God says:

    That explains why the Conservative party are nasty.It’s because they are full of homosexuals.
    Thanks for confirming my prejudices left wing buddy.

  334. 334
    Nick Cleggs Alma Mater says:

    At our school child abuse was institutional. We are not alone in this regard.

  335. 335
    HM Her Majesty says:

    Dave seems to be running out of ideas.

    Here are some: get us out of the EU, bring in a proper right of recall, abolish the privy council’s role as back-door press gagger, ban postal voting and reform local government to bring back proper powers for councillors so we can have some genuine local democracy.

  336. 336
    Diane Abbott says:

    Listen, ya white devil raasclaat! Divine Brown is my sistah and she be a fine lookin gyal. Just like me, she do da bogle bogle. Hugh Grant want some chocolate ting and he pay for some divine brown with Divine Brown. All you honkys just keep dividin and rulin. But me know you all fancy me when I twerk me massive batty. Rice and pea and jamaican rum to da top, ireee!

  337. 337
    Tory Chief Whip says:

    Rentboys R Us

  338. 338
    Agony Aunt says:

    Is that the secret of why you got on so well with Leon Brittan and won’t deal with the sexual predators in your party Nick?

  339. 339
    Grant"The Cheeky Chappie" Shapps says:

    What the fuck is wrong with this stupid bitch,Brenda Ackers?

    How can she support a rampant homosexual?

    Brenda Ackers, the chairman of Fylde Conservative Association, said: “Mark has the full support of his constituency party.”

  340. 340
    Glory-hole Gigolo says:

    Stop calling us man whores.

  341. 341
    Joe Kerr says:

    If Tony Benn was still alive, he’d be dead.

  342. 342
    Sally Bercow says:

    Gives a new meaning to the phrase “getting a Brazilian”.

  343. 343
    Kweer news says:

    Rutland fights for buggery and minority rights

    Used to be a nice county

  344. 344
    Geedo's wife says:

    Please excuse the delay in bringing you a new thread. My hubby is hungover as usual and he’s also forgotten clocks went forward an hour.

  345. 345
    The Poof In Residence says:

    Mark Menzies MP for Fylde has quit as PPS over allegations from a male escort. ‘Some of the allegations are untrue’ he cries. And the rest?

  346. 346
    David Laws expenses claim says:

    Thats my favouroite show as well. I also like the Pet Shop Boys song also called ‘Rent’.

  347. 347
    Editor of the Sun says:

    And, of course, Britain is not part of the EU

  348. 348
    Spot the Tory says:


  349. 349
    Expat Geordie says:

    The truth hurts, doesn’t it?

  350. 350
    The Public says:

    He should resign his seat.

  351. 351
    Gordon Brown says:

    British blowjobs from British sex workers

  352. 352
    Mandelson says:

    Not really

  353. 353
    Expat Geordie says:

    This is a brilliant record and brings back wonderful memories from my teenage (sixth form) years. I play it a lot in the car where our lass has a tendency to call it “Boobs, boobs, boobs”. This is definitely NOT a bummers anthem.

  354. 354
    a rent boy a day keeps the blues away says:

    It’s rent boys that keep the HoC going duckies, it’s not as if they’re gonna marry ‘em or summat.

  355. 355
  356. 356
    Brittania says:

    ….Gay marriage,same-sex marriage simply does not exist whatever the elites choose to tell us. ….While the supporters may believe it exists,the fact is ,it does not!…Call it what you will,but it is not marriage,but ,for me ,I will tolerate but not accept as it is not possible!….

  357. 357
    Realist says:

    One would almost suspect you didn’t realise that ‘she’ was a man.

  358. 358
    A foppish dandy says:

    Get your hair cut Ganesh

  359. 359
    British Citizen says:

    They say there are fears for Your Majesty’s health. I sympathise. I too am sick up to the back teeth with Dave’s clueless crappy government. He is such a disappointment.

  360. 360
    "Ruttland" in the Wold says:

    .. and there was me thinking it was only animals like deer etc who “rutted”. At least that is what the telly documentaries say.

  361. 361
    P E Freak says:

    Nora Ballsoff used to be mine when I was younger.

  362. 362
    Blind_leading_the_blind says:

    This is The Sun exclusively reporting the investigation by the Sunday Mirror, presumably

  363. 363
    Em Milla says:

    … and me too. I need that extra million for a new handbag

  364. 364
    non taxable pikey says:

    Urdu? They never make it alive over the hills mate, the IRA*, pitchforks at the ready makes sure of that.

    (*Independent Rutland Army)

  365. 365
    The Regulator says:

    How did you manage to get Mandelslimes holiday video?

  366. 366
    Em Eye Won Two Ten says:

    I’m sorry, but if we told you that we would have to arrange to have you pushed off a mountain path, or possibly suffer a minor but fatal heart attack.

  367. 367
    I fucking hate lefties says:

    For me that’s the acceptable face of a pop video – some nice bootys in there and a bit of nip action towards the end. What would the feminazis say today?!

  368. 368
    Dr Zog says:

    I would have sponsored him…

  369. 369
    DHL Delivery man says:

    So why doesn’t this traitor to the British people who signed herself over to the EU madness just summon him to the Palace and inform him that on Wednesday she will be popping along to prorogue Parliament.

    ‘Prorogue’ – such a lovely word and hits the nails right on their heads.

  370. 370
    DHL Delivery man says:

    It means she truss him…

  371. 371
    Dr Zog says:

    When the last one called here and asked if they were speaking to me, I told them they had rung the Devil… End of call

  372. 372
    Antagony Aunt says:

    Yeah Nick. Why not?

  373. 373
    Len Mc says:

    Homosexuality an obnoxious and unatural practice that should never have been decriiminlised.The small LGBT community in Britain are the loudest and most successful pressure group in the UK beacause no one dares take them on.Their next target will be the churches.

  374. 374
    JH-230912384590231 says:

    Oh, they would be outraged. Men are not allowed to get anything they want.

    Unless they are pooves of course. Then their tawdry, feckless promiscuity is something to be celebrated.

  375. 375
    Rogerio Me Bottomo Wi Peniso says:

    Mark got my number from Willy

  376. 376
    inside out says:

    I don’t suppose he told his constituents that he was hiring rent boys.If he had he might not have been elected.If he was happy with his actions he should have announced his intentions before becoming an MP.After all MP’s are supposed to represent us his constituents in Parliament.

  377. 377
    Anne Arquist says:

    I liked the headline a few years ago: “Portillo cheats on his wife…..with a woman!”

  378. 378
    Jack Ketch says:

    We know that. That is the reason for the never-ending campaign to have the age of consent for homosexual sex acts reduced, from the moment that buggery was legalised. If you examine ALL of the laws contra homosexual activity throughout our history, they were designed to protect the young from predatory sodomites: the ordinances against Apprentice Boys using the Southwark bath-houses, the Buggary Act under Henry VIII in 1533, the Labouchere amendment and even the 1967 Act that decriminalised activities between two people in private over 21–not the group sodomising of gands of choir boys or scouts. It is notable that under the rules of the 1967 law, the Reverend Flowers, Mandelson and this other Brazilian-fancier would still have gone to prison.

  379. 379
    Jack Ketch says:

    MPs should be required to lodge their sexual preferences and choice of illegal drug in the Register of Member’s Interests.

  380. 380
    Bodygas says:

    So, is this ‘fracking’ a euphemism then? He seems all for it.

  381. 381
    A Fylde Conservative says:

    He doesn’t.

  382. 382
    Myfanwy says:

    Another Conservative Scottish Jock in an English constituency, must have been a place man by CCHQ

  383. 383
    Myfanwy says:

    The Cons seem to have a gay tendency, they seem to be getting higher up the tree

  384. 384
    Anonymous says:

    can’t be true. He is a catholic.

  385. 385
    Anonymous says:

    more please

  386. 386
    Anonymous says:


    More crap from the grovelling Yellow scum.

  387. 387
    Everhard Lord Smith's very private secretary says:

    That’s why they are all so keen of gay marriage, the Commons is beginning to look like some gay club or gay village, I notice the dishonourable little poofter didn’t have the common decency to resign entirely.

  388. 388
    Everhard Lord Smith's very private secretary says:

    Better not use the Loo’s in House of Commons.

  389. 389
    Everhard Lord Smith's very private secretary says:

    That’s a dreadful lie everybody knows (they do now the Mail printed the piccy’s)
    it’s her brother that takes it up the chuff, mind he did look sweet in the little yellow number.

  390. 390
    Have no truck with her says:

    Olly Grender = Lorry Legend


    Vote UKIP.

  391. 391
    Lou Scannon says:

    Not for much longer, not if I can help it.

  392. 392
    Anonymous says:

    Well we have got a Tory MP who has just made a million on her property, A Tory ex speaker in court on charges of homosexual missconduct and another Tory MP accused of hiering a rent boy for gay sex. Yet the media slagged off Godfrey Bloom, was that because he is a UKIPPER.
    Still as the Tories say “WE ARE ALL IN IT TOGETHER”
    No wonder they introduced gay marige

  393. 393
    Stuff the firm says:

    For all the actual real good queenie’s done for the British people, we might as well have had a stuffed orangutan as head of state these last 6 decades.

  394. 394
    Ken Livingstone says:

    The Tory party is riddled with bumders!

  395. 395
    Alexander Pope (who liked to walk bare in the woods) says:

    In my day, Catholic schools were illegal. I guess their acceptance was just the thin end of wedge.

  396. 396
    Ziggy says:

    I suppose all this makes Boris look quite normal?

  397. 397
    DG of the BBC says:

    you are a botter Brown we all know it

  398. 398
    nigels parachute says:

    No such thing as gay marriage

  399. 399
    parisclaims says:

    Probably an aids carrier too. And I wouldn’t rule out genital warts.

  400. 400
    Right Full Rudder says:

    Fucking degenerates, the lot of them.

    Vote UKIP.

  401. 401
    Dougie says:

    “Top” Tory? No-one’s ever heard of him before today.

  402. 402
    Dyslexic rentboy 2 says:

    People think I came out of the closet but I’m still in Daniel

  403. 403
    Child abuse is rife in our public schools and churches says:

    The churches were conquored centuries ago duckie !

  404. 404
    Neocon is a stupid word. says:

    A kitty cull ??

  405. 405
    broderick crawford says:

    No that s just an alarm clock … to waken …. to awaken Van Rump and Bar-OssoBuco when they fall into their usual post prandial ( pissed
    prandial ? ) just before the speeches are about to begin.

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Boris on British Jihadis. Apparently based on MI5 intel:

“If you look at all the psychological profiling about bombers, they typically will look at porn. They are literally w***ers. Severe onanists. They are tortured. They will be very badly adjusted in their relations with women, and that is a symptom of their feeling of being failures and that the world is against them. They are not making it with girls, and so they turn to other forms of spiritual comfort — which of course is no comfort.”

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