March 29th, 2014

Saturday Seven Up

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109 Comments

  1. 1
    M­a­­­­q­bo­­ul says:

    Still canny stats.

  2. 2
    Betrayed traditional Conservative says:

    NEVER NEVER NEVER vote again for Cameron the bumsex marriage legislator, whatever the consequences.

  3. 3
    Socialism is theft says:

    7% of what the Lib Dems tell the public is true. But at least this figure is higher than the BBC.

  4. 4
    Ellie-Mae (9) says:

    Morning all

  5. 5
    Socialism is theft says:

    It is lucky they can’t have their own children (yet). Although no doubt they will soon be appealing to the ECHR saying this is against their human rights.

  6. 6
    Florence ( Age 3 ) says:

    Big Daddy what are you doing in the bed with Little Daddy?

  7. 7
    Gaea says:

    The God of nature will not be mocked.

  8. 8
    Lord Owen Jones of The Cottage says:

    Congratulations to everyone getting married today.

  9. 9
    Prime Minister"Money's no object" Cameron says:

    Just seen a Scottish £10 note in the street and took the appropriate action.

    I fucking left it there.

  10. 10
    And the assembled guests puke... says:

    Congratulations, I pronounce you husband and husband, you may stick your knob up a shitepipe

  11. 11
    Cinna says:

    Now homosexual marriage is legal, in the eyes of the state, I am eagerly anticipating the the first (and inevitable) gay divorce.

  12. 12
    Gay Gordon says:

    Yes, we’ve bent over backwards to accommodate you all.

  13. 13
    Nigel Evans says:

    Hello Gays ;)

  14. 14
    C.O.Jones says:

    Honestly, I think most of the anti gay mob are Labour trolls. Who cares if gays want to marry, good luck to them.

    Doesn,t bother me in the least. I see also that most of the anti gay lobby are using handles that are not regulars on this site.

  15. 15
    Owen Jones,Socialist turned Capitalist says:

    If/When I get married you’re all invited. (it’ll be the biggest, gayest bring and share lunch).

  16. 16
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Remember – The Evans case is a gay on gay ‘spat’. So its a power struggle among the gays.

  17. 17
    Nick Clegg says:

    Saturday Seven Up. lucky for some. Until the next debate.

  18. 18
    Nick Clegg says:

    Satυrday Seven Up. lucky for some. Until the next debate that is.

  19. 19
    Casual Observer 2 says:

    Cameron is a treacherous shit who has destroyed traditional marriage.

    There you are — from a regular.

  20. 20
    C.O.Jones says:

    How has he destroyed it? Why are you so angry, why does it affect you so much?

  21. 21
    Casual Observer 2 says:

    Aren’t you in a “marriage” for political career convenience — like Willybum, Portallista & Co.?

  22. 22
    C.O.Jones says:

    Only joking, it’s a disgusting betrayal of the British people by Cameron and Clegg, doing their EU masters’ bidding.

  23. 23
    C.O.Jones says:

    IMPOSTER. Fuck off and get your own handle.

  24. 24
    Casual Observer 2 says:

    Because it undermines the institution of the traditional family that was a bedrock of our society.

    Children need both mothers and fathers in stable relationships.

  25. 25
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Cameron – instigated an EU ‘diktat’ to force through gay marriage. Cameron is but a frontman for the EU.

  26. 26
    Justin and Tarquin says:

    Now now. Don’t have a hissy fit. You’ll spoil our happy day.

  27. 27
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Does mandlebum control the gay ship of fools or does olly derry paska actually pull the money strings and thus control the gay lobby?

  28. 28
    C.O.Jones says:

    As a parent myself I fully agree with your last sentence. Both role models are needed, children of single parents have something missing especially when it comes to discipline and self control (speaking from personal experience of the few single parent families I know).

    However most divorces happen at year eleven (its a stat) and that in itself undermines the institution of marriage.

  29. 29
    C.O.Jones says:

    You can piss off as well.

  30. 30
    Nigel Farage says:

    Good morning! Congratulations to couples getting married today.
    And a happy, happy birthday to Norman Tebbit ;)

  31. 31
    C.O.Jones says:

    Calm down Ducky

  32. 32
    Blowing Whistles says:

    The gays should start their own political party … but they wouldn’t get very with minimal support hence they have had to attach themselves to all other parties – to force through their militant homo issues.

    And the traditional parties – they’ve been completely caught out by ‘suborning themselves’ to beeing so prissy and politically correcct. Modern 21st century politics – it ani’t. Politics by criminality entrapment and blackmail it is.

  33. 33
    Nick Clegg says:

    Hear ! Hear !

    I agree with Nigel.

  34. 34
    Kebab Time says:

    Good week Guido and team, am really enjoying the app as well.

    Any idea when the talented Wiki will be doing the ne t-shirts Sir?

    Have a great weekend all :) xx

  35. 35
    Blowing Whistles says:

    You are a wonderful example of gay erotic art.

  36. 36
    Prime Minister David Cameron says:

    Today, more than any other day, I am proud to be part of this proud and equal country

    Bumsex is the right thing to do.

  37. 37
    Blowing Whistles says:

    I’ll be buggered if I join any political party now.

  38. 38
    Blowing Whistles says:

    IMPOSTER!

  39. 39
    Blowing Whistles says:

    IMPOSTER

  40. 40
    Blowing Whistles says:

    IMPOSTER.

  41. 41
    Blowing Whistles says:

    The gays have always been used throughout history by errant states to spy on dissidents. This issue was touched upon by applebaum in her book – where in the commie soviet union – they were allowed to run their own criminal gangs in the gulags so long as they kept the state informed about the dissidents.

    The 500 + page book is probably a bit long for some to be able to read – but it’s out there.

  42. 42
    The Poof In Residence says:

    Actually welling up watching videos of gay couples exchanging vows last night. Such a happy historic day for LGBT rights.

  43. 43
    C.O.Jones says:

    I can’t wait put on a frock and enjoy a marmite wedding

  44. 44
    David Cameron says:

    What a gay day

  45. 45
    Iain Duncan Smith says:

    I just stubbed my toe. Bloody gays and their marriages.

  46. 46
    This message does not contain flash photgraphy says:

    ///////**************//////////

    Gotya

  47. 47
    bergen says:

    As I suspect that the number of people who will switch to the Tories as a result is vastly exceeded by the number who’ll switch away from them, I very much doubt if it was the right thing to do.

  48. 48
    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    it’s like watching 2 disabled people getting married

  49. 49
    ROGER MYBUTT(can't wait for midnight edition) says:

    ” the eyes of the state” are watering

  50. 50
    ROGER MYBUTT(can't wait for midnight edition) says:

    Not suggesting that family connections could influence policy in Britain But …….

    Meet Daves Brother in law

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2591974/Blue-wig-yellow-frock-Meet-Sam-Cams-VERY-flamboyant-drag-queen-brother.html

  51. 51
    Sally Bercow says:

    I can’t wait for these words in a British movie to be said by a gay man “My husband and I” or gay woman “My wife and I”

  52. 52
    Huntwatch says:

    Maria Miller made £1m-plus from home at centre of expenses inquiry

    Culture secretary will come under renewed scrutiny after the Telegraph says she will repay some money and apologise

  53. 53
    ROGER MYBUTT(can't wait for midnight edition) says:

    Or in you’re case “My Pikey and i”

  54. 54
    Lord and Lady Establishment-Stooge of Brussels says:

    Are Stonewall disbanding ?

  55. 55
    Lou Scannon says:

    UK Prime Minister ‏@Number10gov

    PM: Congratulations to all same-sex couples getting married today – I wish you every possible happiness for the future #equalmarriage

  56. 56
    Blowing Whistles says:

    I read a book once. Blue it was.

  57. 57
    koba says:

    Indeed, offence has been taken. Even my wife is revolted by this policy and is thinking UKIP. Will Cameron compensate people who have been sick over their living room carpet on the sights on our TV screens this morning? Politicians and the media including the entertainment industry are from a small liberal elite that have ceased to be relevant to the people at large.

  58. 58
    Dodgy D. Laws says:

    ATTABOY !!

  59. 59
    Owen Jones says:

    Today I woke up in a country where I could legally marry my boyfriend. How cool is that?

  60. 60
    P l e b says:

    The rainbow flag will be flown over Whitehall this weekend to mark the country’s first same-sex marriage ceremonies, Nick Clegg has said.

    Gay couples are able legally to tie the knot from Saturday, with some planning to do so as soon as the clocks tick past midnight.

    The deputy prime minister said the multi-coloured flag – adopted as a symbol of the gay community in 1970s San Francisco – would be flown above the Cabinet Office and Scotland Office from Friday. He encouraged the whole country to raise a glass to mark the occasion.

  61. 61
    White rabbit says:

    Monday morning

  62. 62
    C.O.Jones says:

    Fuck me, what a pathetic little attention seeker

  63. 63
    C.O.Jones says:

    Will it ever be my turn to walk down the aisle? Sigh. Someday my mince will come.

  64. 64
    A policeman's lot is not a happy one.... happy one says:

    Not good enough. She knew damn well what she was doing was wrong. Why are these Huntz not prosecuted for either fraud, theft or misbehaving in a public office (or whatever that one is called)? She should be kicked out of Parliament and deselected by her local organisation.

  65. 65
    M102 says:

    You couldn’t make this sh!t up.

  66. 66
    Hertz 50 cycles says:

    Always thought I was quite relaxed over homosexuals wanted to do what heterosexuals get up to, but to turn the telly on and see two men kissing, I won’t be voting for Camerons Conservatives.

  67. 67
    Talking Bollox says:

    Have you seen the latest cinema release – Seven Brides for Seven Brides?

  68. 68
    Socialism is theft says:

    I assume backyard is a euphemism.

  69. 69
    BBC Free Speech programme says:

    We won’t be mentioning the word gay.

  70. 70
    Butch Dave says:

    STFU and suck my cock!

  71. 71
    Butch Dave says:

    I’ll be taking Owen up the aisle this morning.

  72. 72
    Myfanwy says:

    Do you believe everything you see in the Sun, assuming you are a Sun reader, most peolple buy it for the old tit and bum, they must be lacking something their home life.

  73. 73
    Myfanwy says:

    Nicky babe, you’ve already said that.

  74. 74
    Blowing Whistles says:

    I’m coming out

  75. 75
    Johnnie Walker says:

    Ill raise a glass to that

  76. 76
    Myfanwy says:

    The state just cannot stop laughing so much its eyes are watering

  77. 77
    Butch Dave says:

    We do and now we have to call it marriage, it’s the law ‘cos the EU says so.

  78. 78
    Myfanwy says:

    The more you attack them the more they fight back, fight them with laughter, they definitely do not like being laughed at.

  79. 79
    Butch Dave says:

    I’m coming up Owen’s anus this afternoon.

  80. 80
    Butch Dave says:

    Bottoms up!

  81. 81
    Nick Clegg says:

    I know. I thought it was so good that I thought I would say it twice. That and the fact that the modbot blocks Satυrday unless alternative characters are used.

    Be lucky.

  82. 82
    Myfanwy says:

    BW it has always been called the second oldest profession and I am not refering to politics.

  83. 83
    C.O.Jones says:

    He’s rubbing the faces of ordinary decent citizens in the arseholes if his gay chums. There will be a comeuppance

  84. 84
    Phil Mcracken says:

    I fear for unconscious coupling here

  85. 85
    Myfanwy says:

    How Dare you refer to our Little Willy in that derogatory matter, shame on you, a pillar of the modern Con Party, just because our Willy is otherwise distracted doing his Foreign Secretary jobbie.

  86. 86
    Blowing Whistles says:

    As long as I don’t get a circumcised one up my bum, I don’t mind.

  87. 87
    Myfanwy says:

    So you say

  88. 88
    Blowing Whistles says:

    It brings tears to my eyes.

  89. 89
    Randy Bumgardener says:

    Up the Arsenal

  90. 90
    Breaking Bad says:

    …..Whatever next;……..better get the lab going,we are going to be busy,…where,s my mask?

  91. 91
    Simon Ftzpatrick says:

    Patrick Fitzsimon

  92. 92
    Echo says:

    You can say that again.

  93. 93
    Bible Teachings says:

    …..It,s absolutely pissing down,…what have you done?

  94. 94
    Ben Doonagan says:

    Hopefully there will be plenty if shots.

  95. 95
    Hello Sailor says:

    ….Port hole duff for me!

  96. 96
    Village Idiot says:

    …….As ever,i will ,because I have no choice,tolerate,but not accept,same sex marriage!

  97. 97
    Myfanwy says:

    Jonesy, there seem to be certain years in a marriage when it ends in divorce, year 1, year 3, year 7, year 17, and year 25 the last is where one or the other sees a newer model and wants a trade in. Young kids are adaptable but once they reach teenage status they find it hard to acclimatise to new parental relationships. Second marriages do not tend to last and that is a fact.
    I would like to know why Dave appeared to be so pushy over gay marriage, I do think DC would anything without a motive.

  98. 98
    Jack Ketch says:

    Labour have as many bottom feeders as the Tories, LIb-Dems have, maybe three members who ARE not sodomites or rug biters, only UKIP have expressed any reservations at overthrowing a 9000 year old institution and a 1400 year old legal tradtion. Not so much because they frown on men ramming their penises up the sphincters of other men or young boys or performing fellatio on homeless men in public parks, but because as we have an established church in England, vicars are the principal marriage officers and technically cannot refuse to officiate at a legally contracted marriage: they may refuse to solemnize a marriage in their church in the case of divorcees or non-Christians, but they still have a civil duty. It is only amatter of time–let’s say months, before a pair of Tinkerbelles decide to sue the church at the taxpayer’s expense because an old-time vicar still believes in the scriptures.

  99. 99
    Sheepskin says:

    No homosexuals are getting ‘married’ today. There are a number of state-sponsored pantomimes going on, but they are not marriages.

  100. 100
    Someone says:

    I tolerate homosexual men doing what they want in private. I tolerate them coming to an agreement as how to regulate thier legal affairs.

    I do not tolerate the government pretending that these arrangements are a ‘marriage’.

  101. 101
    (That's enough Eds, Ed!) says:

    True. The French pushed it through at about the same time. Their population were somewhat less compliant than ours!

  102. 102
  103. 103
    Max Clifford says:

    I’ll thank you not to refer to little Willies, if you please…

  104. 104
    ROGER MYBUTT(can't wait for midnight edition) says:

    Was it the EU or did Dave do this off his own bott ?

  105. 105
    Gordon Brown says:

    Bugger that, I won’t come back to Westminster unless I can claim a tanker-load of fizzy orange on expenses.

  106. 106
    Lou Scannon says:

    Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery – but yours I can do without.

  107. 107
    Tony Baloney says:

    Australia – no gay marriage – Droughts.
    UK – gay marriages – floods.

    Now if that’s not Scientific evidence then I don’t know what is!

    BTW, vote for Ewan, I chuffin’ paid enough for his parachute lessons and I just know you’re gullible enough to like him….

    Best wishes from somewhere where you’re not.

    TB

  108. 108
    SIZE 14 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

    Blair rubbed our noses in diversity
    Cameron rubs our noses in perversity

  109. 109
    Dave says:

    Gay men have the right to be as miserable as straight men.


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