March 28th, 2014

Quote of the Day


10 Comments

  1. 1
    Don'tplaytheracecardwithmesonny! says:

    Has she been learning English as a foreign language?

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  2. 2
    Andrew Efiong says:

    Labour are retreating so far north they’re even adopting fake accents now!

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  3. 3
    Godfrey Bloom. says:

    She is just exercising her right to be a prat. Anyone who says anything else is northern phobic and deserves to be sent to prison.

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  4. 4
    Mr I M Jollie says:

    “EEh, la, there’s Trouble ‘t Mill!”

    to learn good Northern Accented English, they will be watching reruns of “Auf Wierdersehen Pet!” and “All Creatures Great & Small”. There definitely will be ” ‘T Trouble at Mill” ‘coz these “Progressive” Liberal labour Luvvies will have to wear flat caps like Andy Capp, clogs, drink flat warm beer, eat Tripe ‘n Onions for Tea and keep a whippet in the kitchen….!!

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  5. 5
    Equilibrium says:

    A region-specific case of Harperson’s Syndrome.

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  6. 6
    'ey 'up! says:

    This usually happens when someone pays a visit through t’backdoor to a special lady.

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  7. 8
    thostids says:

    Aye lass, but nowt like t’Viscount Stansgate tekkin’ ‘is tea from’t saucer.

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  8. 9
    yvette's curling tongs says:

    Well cor blimey gov. It just isn’t so

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Mycroft says:

Have you read the last bit of Animal Farm?

You know where the animals are looking through the Farmhouse window?

My TV screen was that window at lunch-time today.

Be careful, the sudden self-congratulatory tone, the slightly pudgy outline of indulgence and you become exactly what you should despise.

The jolly face of the Quisling Cameron poses for your camera has mesmerised and deceived you, you who were once not so deceived.

You were no firebrand, you were a damp squib in my opinion, sorry.

You need a damned good kick up the ahse!


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