March 28th, 2014

Quote of the Day


10 Comments

  1. 1
    Don'tplaytheracecardwithmesonny! says:

    Has she been learning English as a foreign language?

  2. 2
    Andrew Efiong says:

    Labour are retreating so far north they’re even adopting fake accents now!

  3. 3
    Godfrey Bloom. says:

    She is just exercising her right to be a prat. Anyone who says anything else is northern phobic and deserves to be sent to prison.

  4. 4
    Mr I M Jollie says:

    “EEh, la, there’s Trouble ‘t Mill!”

    to learn good Northern Accented English, they will be watching reruns of “Auf Wierdersehen Pet!” and “All Creatures Great & Small”. There definitely will be ” ‘T Trouble at Mill” ‘coz these “Progressive” Liberal labour Luvvies will have to wear flat caps like Andy Capp, clogs, drink flat warm beer, eat Tripe ‘n Onions for Tea and keep a whippet in the kitchen….!!

  5. 5
    Equilibrium says:

    A region-specific case of Harperson’s Syndrome.

  6. 6
    'ey 'up! says:

    This usually happens when someone pays a visit through t’backdoor to a special lady.

  7. 7
    East India Company Wallah says:

    Aye
    Coaldust round our wenches gob when has had his tay!

  8. 8
    thostids says:

    Aye lass, but nowt like t’Viscount Stansgate tekkin’ ‘is tea from’t saucer.

  9. 9
    yvette's curling tongs says:

    Well cor blimey gov. It just isn’t so

  10. 10
    RightwinggitRedux says:

    You forgot pigeons.


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