March 28th, 2014

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  1. 1
    The King of Siam says:

    Etc etc etc

  2. 2
    Whatever says:

  3. 3
    Geedo's Facebook Page says:

    Cats in Hats!

  4. 4
    Blowing Nuclear Whistles says:

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  6. 6
    jgm2 says:

    That Sally Bercow certainly gets around…

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-26792353

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    A friend of a doctor says:

    I note that the BBC is now peddling the line that it is cats that are spreading TB in London i.e. cat-to-cat and then cat-to-human.

    TB was completely eradicated from the UK.

    Now which group in London might the BBC be giving cover for?

    Here’s a hint, they represent 1 in 4 of the prison population in London.

  8. 8
    The Tit in No 10 says:

    I think men having a good bum fuck is so progressive – so does Sam.

  9. 9
    Ith5x5 says:

    Cat rapists..?

  10. 10
    Meine Meinung says:

    Whatever nonsense Downing Street peddles, I will not recognise the ‘marriage’ of any man who calls himself ‘married’ to another man. It is utter nonsense to call such an arrangement a ‘marriage’.

  11. 11
    Bringing the Bacon home says:

    Wouldn’t be anything to do with them what Red Ken slithers towards and the plans for a giant Mosk would it?

    apols if this treads on anyone’s progressive sand – orls

  12. 12
    , says:

    QT dykes and benders from Brighton last night were a. Pitiful sight, hissing and booing the Coalition for Marriage audience members, sniggering when they stated that marriage was about raising children PROPERLY.

    There’s no hope. And some of the ugliest women ever seen.

  13. 13
    Jake Kerouac says:

  14. 14
    Hmmm says:

    Why the fuck do you even care?

  15. 15
    , says:

    QT dykes and benders from Brighton last night were a pitiful sight, hissing and booing the CFM audience members, sniggering when they stated that marriage was about raising children PROPERLY.

    There’s no hope. And some of the ugliest women ever seen.

  16. 16
    Warder MacKay says:

    > Now which group in London might the BBC be giving cover for?
    > Here’s a hint, they represent 1 in 4 of the prison population in London.

    MPs and Lords?

  17. 17
    , says:

    Modbot on acid tonite. No wonder the room is empty.

  18. 18
    , says:

    Moscats?

  19. 19
    Meine Meinung says:

    Because I have not yet been lobotomised by the Cultural Marxist Divercity Enrichers and Beebeecita Social Engineering Cadet Force.

  20. 20
    A strange creepy creature says:

    A most igneous destination — soak Iain Dale in kerosene.

  21. 21
    Meine Meinung says:

    Morality and standards. Clearly, you have neither.

    Statism is about regulation.

    Libertarianism is about anarchy.

  22. 22
    Brit Bastard Cnuts, says:

    Anti gay marriage comments will not be tolerated

  23. 23
    Brit Bastard Cnuts, says:

    Moskcats

  24. 24
    Gobshite says:

    Schrödinger’s Cat has been very quiet of late. Did anyone hear him coughing before he disappeared?

  25. 25
    Meine Meinung says:

    Marriage is about neither regualtion or anarchy. It is a union of a man and woman which predates the state, which the state has no right to interfere in, nor to undermine, disrespect or mimic.

  26. 26
    Gobshite says:

    >Libertarianism is about anarchy.

    Don’t tell me what it is, you controlling bastard!

  27. 27
    Blowing Whistles says:

    I neutered him.

  28. 28
    Meine Meinung says:

    Theer is no such thing as gay ‘marriage’. Whatever arrangement gays think they are entering into, and I good luck to them as individuals as I curse the idiot government which has made this ridiculous pantomime of ‘marriage’ possible, it isn’t marriage.

  29. 29
    Enso says:

    @7 cats and TB

    TB may be spreading from cat-to-cat
    MAY?
    Lets have the real news.
    TB is spreading from person to person.
    TB is being brought in by thousands of immigrants.
    TB is causing huge pressure on our health services.
    TB was as good as eradicated before mass immigration.
    Stop this imported threat to every UK citizen.
    And outlaw spitting please.
    Its a total health hazard and a disgusting habit.

    This is MSM propaganda at its very worst.

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healthnews/10728980/TB-may-be-spreading-from-cat-to-cat.html

  30. 30
    God says:

    {Stamps foot – pouts lips}

    Because it’s really really important *actually*

    Y’see, well, I created man and woman, right, so they could have kids, right, and then I created a few gays and lezzers and umm, well I can’t remember why I did that actually — think it was to create a moral test or something. Anyway I said they weren’t to do it but I kept creating new ones anyway and, well, It’s not fucking *easy* my job, you know.

    Anyway, just check out what I told the joos, after it all fucked up and I had to kill everyone except Noah, and apart fom the bits I had to send my son to correct, and when that didn’t work , of course I had to get my prophet mohammed to make a few ammendments, and then it didn’t fit the european court of human rights so I had to get Butch to change the rules again.

    Look, just sort it out yourselves, Hunts

  31. 31
    Ith5x5 says:

    In your wettest dreams fuckwit.

  32. 32
    Test says:

    What’s up with modbot?

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    God says:

    ==Stamps foot – pouts lips==

    Because it’s really really important *actually*

    Y’see, well, I created man and woman, right, so they could have kids, right, and then I created a few ga ys and lezzers and umm, well I can’t remember why I did that actually — think it was to create a moral test or something. Anyway I said they weren’t to do it but I kept creating new ones anyway and, well, It’s not fucking *easy* my job, you know.

    Anyway, just check out what I told the juice, after it all fucked up and I had to kill everyone except Noah, and apart fom the bits I had to send my son to correct, and when that didn’t work , of course I had to get my prophet mo hammed to make a few amendments, and then it didn’t fit the European court of human rights so I had to get Butch to change the rules again.

    Look, just sort it out yourselves, Hunts

  35. 35
    White rabbit says:

    Fins can be very unpleasant when it gets a bit warmer.

  36. 36
    Jesus H Christ says:

    Dad, anyone who would claim to have created man in his own image and give Adam a tummy button is only ever going to get a B+

  37. 37
    Anonymous says:

    Housing benefits: Changes ‘see 6% of tenants move’

    The BBC continues to push this misleading headline.

    Only 6% of people in social housing (council houses to you and me ) have done so. Stop the benefit alltogether, that would get the scroungers moving.

  38. 38
    Eich has been thought reconditioned says:

    Mozilla staff call for new CEO to stand down over donation to anti-gay marriage campaign

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/news/10729575/Mozilla-staff-call-for-new-CEO-to-stand-down-over-donation-to-anti-gay-marriage-campaign.html

    Eich posted on his own blog to “express my sorrow at having caused pain” and promised an “active commitment to equality” at Mozilla.

  39. 39
    Any improvement is welcome says:

    Its a start.

  40. 40
    jgm2 says:

    It’s more honest to say that Man created God in his own image.

  41. 41
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Bolleaux

  42. 42
    jgm2 says:

    6% unemployment is a disaster.

    6% less people claiming benefits they don’t need is no biggy.

    How does that work again?

  43. 43
    Lampshade says:

  44. 44
    ZH says:

    Ukraine Shocks Population With Staggered 100% Heating Price Increase While Restricting Cash Use

    http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2014-03-28/ukraine-shocks-population-staggered-100-heating-price-increase-while-restricting-cas

    In a TV address to his divided nation, Ukraine’s PM Yatsenyuk stunned the people by first suggesting heating prices would rise gradually, then confirming a plan that will see prices rise 100% in the next 2 years (and almost 200% by 2017) as the cost of imported Russian gas is expected to be around $500 (up from the current $84). This standard of living crushing move was then followed by tougher capital controls, restricting cash purchases to around $1300 per person per day after the Central bank basically admitted “amid a tense situation in money markets” it was broke. And all of this comes on the heels of what can only be described as a vague pro-forma comment by US and EU governments over the riots by the “Right Sector” ultranationalists that clearly did not want to upset the state-sponsored thugs too much.

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    For the umpteenth time, rainbow is not on the telly anymore says:

    Suppressing opinions by the indigenous peoples of this new law, won’t help when Sharia law takes over from the homosexuals and lesbian laws, which is slowly being used in this country, I presume crane hire will get very expensive.

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    jgm2 says:

    As founding member and CEO of the Cat Extermination League all I can say is ‘I told you so’.

  48. 48
    Pitiful ambitions says:

    How about 6% growth in manufacturing productivity?

  49. 49
    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    The £100,000,000 the BBC wasted could have built a lot of homes for social housing use.

  50. 50
    There is no devil in the details says:

    A cap of $1300 per person per day, even if enforceable, which it won’t be, isn’t going to hurt very many Ukrainians.

  51. 51
    The Green Belt says:

    It could have rounded up and deported a lot of the two million or so illegal immigrants so we didn’t have to build any more homes after all.

  52. 52
    Le Sommelier says:

    ’97 was a good year for Bolleaux

  53. 53
    Hertz 50 cycles says:

    Ukraine is getting what it fought for, the chance of being in the EU and paying high prices for energy and everything else, the grass is always greener until you stand on it.

  54. 54
    jgm2 says:

    It looks like they were serious about wanting books. I say give ‘em books.

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-26795465

  55. 55
    A Finn says:

    I hope that wasn’t a misspelling.

  56. 56
    C.O.Jones says:

    Housing benefit is one of the reasons for the very high rents in the UK. In most towns landlords who do not want benefits claimants in their property pitch the rents at just above the claimants maximum allowance. This has led to an explosion in rental charges across the country over the last few years.

    Landlords as well have been exposed to the lowest mortgage rates over the last century and this is distorting the property market significantly.

    Buy to let has never been as easy or profitable as it is now but it is only open to people who have access to borrowing and since 2008 that has been to an ever diminishing group of people.

  57. 57
    Badger says:

    Does that mean I am in the clear yet?

  58. 58
    5.25mm and proud of it says:

    That Adam should have had an umbilicus
    Is patently ridiculous.
    Ther first to have a navel
    Were Cain and Abel.

  59. 59
    Vishnu says:

    Gods

  60. 60
    An amphibian says:

    Fins ain’t what they used to be.

  61. 61
    Speaker says:

    The dogs have it, the dogs have it.

  62. 62
    Gobshite says:

    I like them a lot. This is perhaps my favourite track, delicious banjo-playing:

  63. 63
    Modbot is straight says:

  64. 64
    feeding bowl untouched says:

    Found new owners?

  65. 65
    C.O.Jones says:

    You will probably find that books were not on their list of demands. Ford Open Prison kicked off a couple of years ago and that was about “searches” of inmates possessions.

  66. 66
    new science says:

    consumated it

  67. 67
    Blowing Whistles says:

    I’m not schizophrenic but I am a bit schizophrenic.

  68. 68
    utterly impossible says:

    6% productivity growth in Politians, civil service, local councils performance.

  69. 69
    Blowing Whistles says:

    The Tories have been in power for a few years now so maybe he got a job.

  70. 70
    A.N Inmate says:

    Give them taxpayer funded Sly Sports

  71. 71
    C.O.Jones says:

    When the cell doors open in the morning there is a scramble by the druggies to get to the doctor first (as a queue forms) for their methadone. By moving the doctors surgery two miles away we could train a few world class sprinters (believe me, these guys are serious about their “fix”).

  72. 72
    The DogCatCon Party says:

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    Ah! never mind the fiddling says:

    She has to go. She’s fugley

  74. 74
    nigels parachute says:

    Ivan massow on radio 5 just said normal couples and corrected himself and said heterosexual couples

    So will he get jumped on by the gay lobby?

  75. 75
    Ah! ignore them says:

    No porridge for breakfast, that’ll bring them to their senses.

  76. 76
    Farage says:

    Im in Brighton. What time does the pubs shut tonight?

  77. 77
    jgm2 says:

    Tonight I am mainly listening to….

  78. 78
    Bishop Usher says:

    Actually God, in that book wot you wrote, you said it was that bloody African, Ham who buggered his Dad, Noah while the old man was drunk (a bit like Evans really). That, you also said, is why dark people have to do all the dirty jobs and are not allowed to be MPs or join the best clubs. That you mentioned bumsex 75 times in your bookie-wook (the old bit), suggests that it was pretty popular in the middle east, as it still is today or course. I put it down to a lack of bacon in the diet as I have never met a kweer pig farmer.

  79. 79
    Julian and clifford says:

    Thirty-six minutes to go sweetheart

  80. 80
    Jack Ketch says:

    I just re-loaded Firefox and now my e-mail is totally buggered.

  81. 81
    Jack Ketch says:

    As it is Brighton, didn’t all the pansys arrange to get themsolves an extension for Gay marriage day?

  82. 82
    Slack Alice says:

    Pubs in Brighton emptying early tonight. Lots of weddings there tomorrow.

  83. 83
    Letter to the Editor says:

    Dear Doctor,

    I have a mossie and a moggie living either side of me, which should I shoot first?

    Yours faithfully

    Worried of NHS

  84. 84
    Dog says:

    I used ghostwriters. I’m dyslexic.

  85. 85
    Ed (Too Fat must Fast for Flat Waistline) Balls says:

    Me this..

  86. 86
    C O (Ξ7m) says:

    Send Ed Miliband over to talk energy price caps with the Chekists at G’azprom.
    :-D

  87. 87
    White rabbit says:

    I actually meant c.u.n.t.s

  88. 88
    Doctor says:

    That you again George?

  89. 89
    Butch Dave says:

    Welcome to my world… Bumsex marriage for all !!!

  90. 90
    Sam says:

    I want a bumsex divorce

  91. 91
    'Iron' Dave Cooper says:

  92. 92
    C.O.Jones says:

    I caught a posy…

    I caught a posy….

  93. 93
    David Cameron, a mong by design says:

    Before Vlad discredits me by editing a choice tape of me saying something dumb and releasing it on uTube, can I please ask that every section of the press do this pre-emptively so that no one will believe his propaganda.

    It would be best if everyone thought I was a lying bumsex marriage obsessed moron with a double first in PPE, kiddie p0rn occasionally on my work computer and an unhealthy love of all things European.

    Go on Vlad: Provokatsiya that !

  94. 94
    It's what his Daddy would have wanted... says:

  95. 95
    Rid us of the Scots in Westminster says:

    All good reasons to hate you, I’m sure. But for me, the problem is more fundamental. The clue is in the name. You are not English.

  96. 96
    C O (Ξ7m) says:

    Seems that G G’reenwald, of the ‘there is no transparency with the NSA’ fame, has in fact been very much less that transparent with his S’nowden releases.

    This captured twitter thread is worth a read:

    http://cryptome.org/2014/03/snowden-redactions.pdf

    Stefania Maurizi @ L’Espresso fails to justify choices of redaction in the document releases she has been involved with and confirms that G’reenwald has been quite selective (read: manipulative) in what has been redacted in releases thus far.

  97. 97
    Deprived emoticon says:

    Mine too since Yahoo fucked up their new page style.

    Any one know how to activate my email emoticons? They used to work perfectly until some nerd sodded everything up. :-(

  98. 98
    non taxable pikey says:

    Here brain is uglier than her face.

  99. 99
    Ouch, that hurt says:

    Yup, still got the scar on my upper arm from when I was vaccinated against this in 1954.

  100. 100
    Ouch, that hurt says:

    Screaming women – couldn’t understand a bloody word. Good banjo though yes.

  101. 101
    Ouch, that hurt says:

    A much better solyushun to our woes.

  102. 102
    Gissa jab says:

    Not a good idea. You’ll have to train the screws up first so they can run faster after them when the perps try to abscond.

  103. 103
    Gissa jab says:

    Yes, that’s it! No oats to be had until final moth of sentence!

  104. 104
    Rupert says:

    The modbot is mine to control. Mine. All mine !

    Buwahaha !!!!!!

  105. 105
    ned ludd says:

    The crimes is Russian. Always has been. Whats the feckin fuss?

  106. 106
    ned ludd says:

    Shoot da moggie first. Chances are the mossie is headbanging his carpet. They do it five times a day. You can even bum him first.


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