March 28th, 2014

Caption Contest Winner

The winner of a bunch of Mother’s Day flowers courtesy of Arena Flowers is:

Vinny says:

“Do you expect me not to talk to Labour?” – “No Mr Cable …. I expect you to die!”

Get in touch with your mum’s address and Arena Flowers will sort her out with a Mother’s Day bouquet.


  1. 1
    Justin Bieber, superstar says:

    Our Yvette’s accent

    Clearly the Shadow Cabinet hss serious things to discuss

    Whatever next?

    The size of their dicks and cameltoes?


  2. 2
    Andy Sawford says:

    Get in touch with your mum’s address and Arena Flowers will sort her out with a Mother’s Day bouquet.

    Prizes are wrong, just like free coffee from Waitrose.

    Talking of which, put this coffee on my expenses.


    • 14
      The Civil Service says:

      We shall leave your mums address (with another 50,000 or so) on a USB stick on the 3:40 from Euston to Manchester


  3. 3
    kebab time says:

    Congratulations winner


  4. 4
    I hate Labour says:

    Good joke, but shouldn’t it be Mr Clegg, not Cable?


  5. 7
    This is what happens when you're in the nasty party says:

    I have no sympathy.

    One of Labour’s rising stars has claimed she is shunned by colleagues because she speaks with a middle-class, southern accent. Shadow transport secretary Mary Creagh revealed she is the victim of inverse snobbery because she does not have a ‘broad regional accent’. Miss Creagh said she had been the victim of ‘throwaway comments’ and ‘assumptions’ about her upbringing from her own side.


    • 12
      Adolf Miliband says:

      Karl Marx, my great uncle, said

      We will defeat capitalism by class warfare


    • 15
      jgm2 says:

      It’s not just the Labour Party. The North of England and Fucking Scotland are all like that.

      Inverse snobbery.

      Still. Keeps them where they are.


    • 46
      Lord and Lady Establishment-Stooge of Brussels says:

      Born in Coventry.
      Studied at Oxford.
      Labour lackey then Leader of LB Islington.
      Backed Gordon Brown as Labour Leader.
      Backed RoboDave as Labour Leader.
      Chair of Labour Movement For Europe.

      Never done a decent day’s work in her life or been to Wakefield before 2005.


  6. 16
    Lord Owen Jones of The Cottage says:

    While masturbation is a touchy subject, oral sex is a matter of taste.


  7. 17
    Yvette Cooper says:

    Ee by gum, ecky thump and what-ho! Ilkley Moor bar tat, eh what?

    I’m a proper northern oik type! I say, Jings and Crivvens! This will help us connect with those less fortunate than myself, namely the scrotes that live north of Watford, the poor souls. We’re bound to secure over 30% of the vote at the general election this time, by eck!

    Hey Ed, hast thou bin briefing against thy namesake again this afternoon? Hoots mon, one day I shall become leader! Don’t forget your whippets and flat cap and remember to order the liver and onions when you’re in the wine bar with a journalist, it’s what those grim people eat. Tally-ho!


    • 19
      jgm2 says:

      Yvette Cooper. Leader of the opposition in June 2015.


      • 21
        I hate Labour says:

        I hope she and Ed stay at the forefront of Labour for many years. Ed is electoral poison and long may he continue.


        • 25
          jgm2 says:

          The funny thing is that Cooper will be touting the ‘buy one get one free’ angle as a PLUS in her bid for party leadership. The implication being that she’ll always have somebody she can trust to run the numbers by rather than Useless Ned who is afraid Balls would shaft him just to watch him fail.

          Meanwhile the electorate will be hiding behind the sofa at the thought of that fucking lunatic Balls being let near the piggy bank.


          • Try the Food banks says:

            Sell by date are always very short with these offers.


          • Tom Wätson says:

            Wrong, I’ll be leader.


          • she's bestie mates with BBC boss Purnell says:

            Didn’t she go to a posh school in leafy Hampshire
            followed by a obtaining first in PPE from Balliol,Oxford?
            Talking with a northern accent won’t eradicate that
            privileged past.


          • well says:

            She’d need to ditch dead weight Balls if
            she’s serious about a leadership bid.


    • 53
      Champagne Socialist says:

      I am genuine working class and so are my daughter’s ponies!


  8. 24
    , says:

    Tripe, fackdo.


  9. 26
    Prime Minister"Money's no object" Cameron says:

    Don’t blame me,I voted for David Davis.


  10. 27
    Ben says:

    Nick Clegg is a Hunt?


  11. 28
    Ben says:

    Sorry….I meant Hunt


  12. 29
    Ben says:


    Hunt, with a C!


  13. 34
    Ben says:

    Nick Clegg is a “Chunt” (Thats “Chunt” with a silent H)

    What about that that for your ‘Comment of the Day’ Guido?

    Go on, I dare you!


    • 56
      The Wild Colonial Boy says:

      High marks for obscenity, low marks for wit. In sum, not up to the top standard of Guido’s blog.


  14. 36
    Reverend Flowers says:

    Bugger me!


  15. 38
  16. 39
    Lord Owen Jones of The Cottage says:

    Who’s Cameron?

    And a video to remind you


  17. 41
    Maria Miller says:

    I’m off to fiddle some more expenses.


    • 42
      Yvette says:

      Ee, youse maght be interested in mar boook, “The Art of Flippin'” by me pet ferret, Ed Balls


  18. 43
    Shawn_Connely says:

    Is that Auric?


  19. 44
    Guido Fawkes says:

    Its Friday. Give me beer and pizza please. GIVE ME!


    • 57
      Jacobite half-seas over the water says:

      This is not the true voice of our leader. Whatever his actual needs may be, he expresses them in a far more sophisticated and subtle way.


  20. 45
    Tony Blair is a war criminal says:

    Yippee, today bum sex marriage can be carried out.


  21. 58
    Anonymous says:

    “Caption Contest”
    Wow! The greatest degree of enlightenment from a tiny spark, any voter’s ever likely to see around here. ‘Til the revolution…


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