March 27th, 2014

WATCH: Michael Gove’s Wham Rap


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    Purbeck says:

    Quite endearing.

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    Barrie says:

    I thought that was quite a creditable effort.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    I once met George Micheal in a shrubbery. It’s a long story and I won’t bore you with it but let’s just say it ended with several months worth of antibiotics.

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    Gordon McDoom says:

    Would anyone like to see my Arctic Monkeys?

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    You can contract a very bad case of Pleurisy hanging about in the Shrubbery on the off-chance of meeting someone notorious ….

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    Bijou Banton says:

    De boy got flow

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    RomaBob...benefits for all! says:

    Cannot imagine a good socialist being honest as Gove :)

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    Gordon Brown says:


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    East India Company Wallah says:

    Thats why the leftie banshees are going garrity
    His memory works,he is on top of his brief and he’s confident that when they stop screaming he will still be right

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    Anonymous says:

    Agreed, he carried it off.

    Can you imagine Cast Iron quoting some obscure rapper his aides had told him about, it would look pathetic.

    Mutant Ed, despite living in ‘norf landan’ has only ever listened to Radio 3 and Jooish folk music so would be no use either.

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    Diane Abbott says:

    If there is to be any rapping in schools it should be about me.

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    Purbeck says:

    An honest man, competent and comfortable in his own skin.

    The Socialists have no answer to that.

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    Simon Cowell says:

    Goes down a storm on open mike night at The Nonce and Bulldyke.

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    C.O.Jones says:

    He has the backing of parents as well. Doing a difficult job really well. Education has always had a workforce that is very resistant to change and progress.

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    Rickytshirt says:

    Very nice.

    Now imagine him doing the falsetto part in reeboks, turquoise hot pants, day-glo socks and sweatbands and a bright pink t-shirt whilst thrusting suggestively at some 19 year old female backing singers as Ridgely and Michael drape themselves over each of his shoulders.

    Put you off your tea, didn’t it.

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    Dalek says:

    Indoctrinate, indoctrinate!

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    Sally says:

    Like Mr Clifford, my hubby is 5¼. But he has a tiny winkle.

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    Kim Jong says:

    Now that’s one mother fucker haircut.
    I’ve put all warheads towards London.

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    Rickytshirt says:

    Your taxes at work. If any teachers did this to my kid I would go fudging ape sheet.

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    C.O.Jones says:

    Its the sort of thing that you expected under Stalin. Politicising children is disgraceful.

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    ʍȫʊʂʂȁ ҞϴџṦṦậ says:

    Pob, the Murdoch puppet.

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    Get your wallets out, taxpayers says:


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    Blowing Whistles says:

    I see my midnight stalker is starting early again tonight.

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    A Critic says:

    At about 28s is where Gove comes in…

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    OMFG says:

    He should still note never to work with kids or animals again.

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    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Not my taste in music, but at least it shows he’s human, very unusual for a politician these days.

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    C.O.Jones says:

    He would have to leave politics then. HoC is full of animals but they do have a high chair at one end of the chamber.

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    From Torygraph comments says:

    “With regard to IDS, he has farmed out responsibility for deciding who gets help to a private French company. He doesn’t seem at all keen to take responsibility for any failings in his department. In fact, did he ever apologise for the lies he concocted on his own CV?”

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    Squeaker says:

    wrinckle, please

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    A Conservative says:

    Good conservative point of view on Ukraine etc for those interested

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    Pillock Watch says:

    ‘Put your phone down you prat!’ Labour MP Diane Abbott accused of disrespect after live tweeting from Tony Benn’s funeral

    Read more:
    Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook

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    Ethel at the Fox & Werrity says:

    They should all be in the dock and big mouth McVey lied when she said everything was going swell and Duncan Smith edging her on in the commons and laughing at the mps trying to abolish the Bedroom Tax when they debated it. Its outrageous.

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    Fishy says:


    After Weird Ed’s ‘appearance’ on Desert Island Disks – the one where his advisers told him that in order to look human, he ought to choose Robbie Williams’ ‘Angels’ as one of his selections – Cameron wound him at PMQs, telling the idiot that obviously he, ‘Was loving Engles instead’.

    Our hero looked around for help from his hangers-on, he hadn’t a clue what Cameron was talking about, about Robbie Williams…or the words of his ‘favourite’ song.


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    Anonymous says:

    Hello Shlomo…how’s the wweather in Tel Aviv today?

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    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Kim Jong hairdressers, get a number three or else, (curl up and die).

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    Jeremy Hunt says:

    No, no, no…I’m the Murdoch puppet!

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    Huntwatch says:

    Atos – soon to be known as OH Assist

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    Garfield says:

    So they did not see the family tub of KFC.

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    jimbo says:

    Is he camper than Simon Cowell?

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    Fishy says:

    That’ll be ATOS then, the organisation that Labour (Mrs Balls) engaged to carry out the Work Capability Assessments that THEY introduced to support the introduction of the Employment and Support Allowance (the purpose of which was to get the disabled assessed and back to work), that THEY also introduced.

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    Watch This Space says:

    A contract for G4s Crapita or Serco perhaps.

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    Justin Poofyboots says:

    Da really is uncool, to ask ya dadda to rap at skool. da teacha is a fool to make ya dizzy with da bull. Read 2 write n 2 spell ur text then goez strait to hell.

    Bullies hatez a spotty swot, best unlearn wots been tot.

    Write 10,000 times

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    ʍȫʊʂʂȁ ҞϴџṦṦậ says:

    The Minister responsible, Iain Duncan Smith, has to come out of hiding and face up to this carnage plus the unfolding debacle that is now occurring with the PIP assessments as well. He is too fond of hiding behind Mike Penning and Esther McVey. He is the Minister in charge, he is the Minister responsible.

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    Ether at the Fox & Werrity says:

    I wouldn’t put Iain Duncan Jokeshop in charge of the big curly shoes, the bucket of paper or the exploding car

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    jimboooo says:

    Really I’m quite sad, I with someone would speak out against rap/hip hop and stand up for civilisation instead. The way cultural marxists and their dopey supporters among the establishment always push rap music as a serious art form is not an accident, they see it as a means of undermining western society, if we all agree that Jay-Z is as important as Mozart and a graffiti artist as important as da Vinci then there is no more truth and human society can be remade as the socialists see fit.

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    Diane Abbot says:

    At @TonyBenn funeral. Stinks of Peppermint, Piss, and Formaldehyde

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    jimboooo says:

    What a terrifying video. Alas it may well be too late for England, destroyed by immigration, how can anyone who has children escape this multi-cultural insanity?

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    Iain says:

    If you have a pulse you are fit for work

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    Casual Observer 2 says:

    Obese disgusting second generation immigrant bleck bitch.

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    A Guardian reader says:

    IDS is pretty much the national poster boy for the Duning-Kruger effect. Pigs will walk on the moon before that clueless bastard resigns.

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    Ex Tory voter says:

    Only thing wrong with Gove

    His wife takes Murdoch shilling while he is in office

    That stinks, like Mudoch

    Honest politicians avoid these conflicts of interest

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    Tron says:

    Mmm …Nice.

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    JadedJean12 says:

    Note who the author of that piece was and what group he doesn’t belong to.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    There’s something about the persistence of that IMPOSTER.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    i invite you to call poof prof Eric Anderson a fucking duplicitous lying dirty homo – who himself has called marriage a ‘sexual incarceration’ and who thus brings the whole homo screaming issue into disrepute?

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    Quiet Bat Person says:

    Good to see Heseltine at Benn’s funeral.

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    Gordon Brown says:

    Everyone hated me at collage.

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    Blowing Whistles says:


    Please note that Blowing Whistles will be closed from Satυrday 29 March to Sunday 13 April inclusive, for renovation and redecoration.

    We aim to maintain your maximum enjoyment of the Blowing Whistles experience.

    Thank you – The Management

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    Trying times ahead says:

    I don’t see any reason why they would care if they were at a funeral or tweeting in the HOC which they do, time to take the company phones off them when they are working in the HOC or at play, they need to grow up before they are allowed to have them in places where a little respect should be shown.

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    Lord Turner says:

    he was “worried that the UK is developing a recovery which is simply returning to the very issues that led us to this problem in the first place.”

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    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    “Good luck, Mr Gorski.”

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    some facts – ATOS were given the multi million contract by the DWP – during the Labour terror.

    The reasoning behind it was to create a protection front legally for the then Gov’t / DWP – who could hide behind a million and one of ATOS’s rather dubioous activities. i.e. The establishment sanctioned that the contract would be given … and low and behold the current gov’t daren’t mention that it was an establishment diktat and have to defend the attacks upon them – without of course – pointing ‘properly’ as to who ‘controlled it all’. It has been a gigantic money making scam for ATOS of course – follow the money.

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    ATOS says:


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    Fly the world says:

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    Fanny the Wonderdog says:

    As much as I do not like either Farage or Clegg one thing in my eyes is certain, the EU is undemocratic, I don’t recall voting for José Manuel Durão Barroso or Herman Van Rompuy with the latter earning €298,495.44 per year!

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    Eat as much as you like buffet says:

    Pity the other panelists on Question Time who make the mistake of arriving in the green room after Diane. She’ll have already polished off all the complementary snacks and drinks.

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    C.O.Jones says:

    Oh really, you try telling your wife where she can or cannot work! Also, get your facts right, she does not work for Murdoch.

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    Lost in the wilderness says:

    Gove – no aires and graces. Asked a question to which he gave a credible answer. Again he puts distance between himself and other politicos. Big tick.

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    East India Company Wallah says:

    Yes Gordon
    They took an instant dislike to you
    It saves time

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    This is a great Blowing Whistles site for those who appreciate Blowing Whistles.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    How genuine a Blowing Whistles are you?

    I measure 4×2 on the Richter Gutenberg scale.

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    Ben Doonagin says:

    Cant wait for QT

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Are you on the dole?

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    Lost in the wilderness says:

    Classic case of removing your child and finding a nearby acedemy school. Take the children out of that premises and burn it down. What a disgrace.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    You cannot be real

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    Diane Fatbott says:


    I wouldn’t let my son near a State school like that.

    He went to a fee-paying school.

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    the original fake Blowing Whistles says:

    Accept no imitations.

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    Blowing Kosher Donkey Whistles says:

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    Can't wait to become a minority in the land of my ancestors says:

    Funny how we are not meant to be the slightest bit concerned about our own country and our own children’s future.

    But when it comes to places like Ukraine, Crimea or Syria, our political class wants us all worked up into spasms of hate.

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    Herman van Rumpboy says:


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    Gobshite says:

    I never knew Andy Burnham was an 80s popster. Obvious now where he gets his skill at maquillage.

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    Gobshite says:

    It does not concern me, so I didn’t read it.

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    Gobshite says:

    If they don’t watch out she’ll eat the audience as well, then the whole Salford complex as a petit-four with her coffee.

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    Fanny the Wonderdog says:

    UKIP are a single-issue populist party that, amongst other things, seem to be peopled with racists, sexists and xenophobics. They seem to promise some return to a fictional England of green lawns, thatch-roofed houses and white faces.

    It’s depressing how popular they seem.

    People complain of the main party politicians being “elitist” and machiavellian, without being to see Farage employing the same tactics in his guise as “beer drinkin’, faaaag smokin’, man-of-the-people”.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    The real BW attacks all subjects and content of a criminal nature the IMPOSTER – is noted to be of little value – for thier piththy little comments. And the real BW also knows about satire and irony.

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    Diane Abbott says:

    Is you implying me be a fat bitch?

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    C.O.Jones says:

    Actually, you are wrong, UKIP is about leaving Europe and determining our own future. You are welcome to your opinion but you are wrong.

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    Is Cameron on holiday again? says:

    “The appearance of a massive rat in a Stockholm family’s kitchen has made headlines in Sweden, where it is being dubbed “Ratzilla”.

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    Gobshite says:

    Er … no, not fat, as such, more morbidly obese. Vast. Humungous. Pachydermatous. Bloated. Huge. Colossal. Or, as you might say, big-boned.

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    rick says:

    The lengths otherwise intelligent people will go to ingratiate themselves with a culture that in better times would have been laughed at is depressing. Better than being called a “hater”, I suppose. Does he really think the people who “rap” are going to vote Conservative ?

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    on a more content filled note – it is just over 24 hours since a debate.

    Which website ‘out there’ and its bloggers actually called the bluff [Clegg / draw] of the UK’s one eyed politically corrcted and suborned msm – in real time?

    There was a window – ‘of time’ just after the programme ended at approx 8:01 last night – after which the msm rapidly started to voice their opinions … yet by say 9:00 pm – the msm via sky and other msm outlets had been ‘caught out’ and ‘AT IT’ as is so pitifully predictable from them.

    All them with their personal political bents – who called it rather wrong – have been noted.

    So … was it some two-bit blog or some well read blog which lead with the calling of the msm bluffers?

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    Fanny the Wonderdog says:

    Farage is in the happy position of being able to say whatever he likes because there is no chance of him ever being in power. At the point at which UKIP is a serious political concern (with MPs, for example), then the less attractive aspects of their policies will be laid bare and the emperor’s new clothes revealed

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    Gobshite says:

    You’ve got to admit, it’s impressive enough that a dog has a political opinion, but bloody amazing that it can work a computer.

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    Mad, Bad & Dangerous Gordon McRuin ( Member in absentia ) says:

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    p.s. how will dimbledore and his qt agents call it all now – seeing as the recording of the bbcprog QT ended about 25 minutes ago?

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    Trying times ahead says:

    Wouldn’t worry most dickheads get the same idea about UKIP, it still needs people to put the party down, wally’s like you forget about the indigenous peoples of this country they always take the side of the poor underdog, people like you help UKIPs PR, thank you for helping UKIP

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    C.O.Jones says:

    Well, you carry on with your mainstream party whichever one you vote for. IMO they have all let us down with rhetoric and bullshit. A new broom sweeps clean and that is what this country needs.

    Vote UKIP. :)

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Becky Barrow used to work for the graph – under ……………..

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    (optinal) says:

    Yes, I like the guy.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    oh yeah … ‘… their policies will be laid bare …’

    So the LibLabCons policies have not been laid bare at all, whatsoever, in any public domain publication for the past say 4 years?

    Uhhg … Hello – are the light on in there?

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    Fanny the Wonderdog says:

    The clue’s in the word ‘Wonderdog’

    Julian feeds me well.

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    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:


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    Blowing Whistles says:

    We have some common ground. We spell IMPOSTER the same. Not like that illiterate fake fake Blowing Whistles.

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    Blowing Kosher Donkey Whistles says:

    Expectations are that the R’uss!ans may move into U’kraine this weekend.

    M’oscow’s best army units (parts of the 2nd GMRD, 4th GTD + VDV) are camped on U’kraine’s border, yTube vids are indicating well maintained tanks and support vehicles locked and loaded / ready to go.

    Former U’kraine defence minister Y’evhen M’archuk has stated in an interview today that the next two days are the most critical for U’kraine.

    Noises from the K’remlin indicate that short of attacking R’ussia there is nothing the West can do to affect their plans.

    Diplomacy was finished a week ago.

    If R’ussia does not invade by the end of the weekend, they will be drawing troops back. With the continued arrival of equipment at ‘the front’ that latter scenario does not appear to be probable.

    Cr!mea will soon be hosting a small contingent of Tu-22M3 (Backfire) supersonic long range bombers. These are being deployed for ‘protection’ and should be in place by 2016.

    (Note to UK MoD: You may want to bring back Concorde…)

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    Gobshite says:

    Glad to hear it. I thought the clue was in the word “Fanny”.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    The real one who has some content and context and some facts to the vast majority of his postings that is. Ho hum.

    Andrew Symiou – see private E(ye) issue …………………… What goes around comes around – oh yes indeedy.

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    Blowing Whistles says:


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    Monty Titmarsh from Gardener's Question Shed says:

    Anyone who wants their lawn to be any colour other than green is a fucking dickhead.

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    Fanny the Wonderdog says:

    Yeah… ok… but Farage is still a neoliberal bellend

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    No, “impostor” is the primary spelling, though “imposter” is admissible according to the dictionary.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Notice how 9:19 and 10:06 – fail to address any issue or content of any relevance. Pathetic – but hey that’s what lynton pays you for.

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    My Prediction says:

    Once it dips under 34%, the Labour vote will go into free-fall

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Have i BW pi55ed off so much Lynton and the establishment that i get so much IMPOSTER attention?

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    Captain of the Bowls Club says:

    Thank you for your reply, Mr Titmarsh. Not quite what I expected, but I’ll pass it on to the Committee.

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    Diane Abbot says:

    Im going to watch bbcpapers

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    Tony Blair is a war criminal says:

    How the fuck can bum boy Burnham come on TV with his eye makeup on and wank on about finally getting justice for the so called 96? He did fuck all about it when in power for 13 years.

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    Gobshite says:

    No, mate. You’re delusional.

    Seek advice.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Quite right. Lynton also washes my car when I tell him to. He’s a lazy bastard, you have to keep an eye on him.

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    Ex Tory voter says:

    The Cold War ended 25 years ago sunshine

    Like your brain

    Vlad is just flexing his muscles to make the West get serious and stop threatening him with sanctions for taking back Russian Crimea

    Do keep up

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    Any Other Business says:

    Thank you very much. While you are about it, can you ask them why this facinating clip is only 1 minute 8 seconds long?

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    Andy Bumhum says:

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    Someone from Staffordshire says:

    Justice for the 1200

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    Fishy says:

    Yvette Cooper was the minister responsible

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    The Libor party says:

    Wait till we get our Postal Voters writing.

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    A Conservative says:

    Try and be rational old chap

    And informed

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Quite right – the bloke’s a loony.

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    Blowing Whistles says:


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    Blowing Kosher Donkey Whistles says:

    Things have moved on.

    Would be wary of that article, it is just rehashing a lot of R’ussian propaganda.

    Keep your eye on what is actually happening on the ground.

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    Blowing Kosher Donkey Whistles says:

    The cold war did not end.

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    Diane Abbott is a fat cunt says:

    Great moment on Question Time when a guy in the audience attacked Abbott’s “audacity”. Two munters sitting next to him, classic Labour types, looked shocked when he laid into Abbott. It was a look of “how can you criticise Diane?!”

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    Blowing Kosher Donkey Whistles says:


    R’ussia brought it back into the frame by annexing Cr!mea.

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    A Conservative says:

    National Interest rehashing R ussian propaganda

    Are you stoned?

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    A Conservative says:

    You sound like Reverand Paul Flowers!

    The real US dirty tricks …. plus $5 billion to destabilise Ukraine


    Pull the other one

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    Tony Blair is a war criminal says:

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    A Conservative says:

    The real US black ops

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    The man at the back, no wait its a women says:

    I saw it.

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    Diane Abbott is a fat cunt says:

    Diane Abbott just put her foot in her mouth (rather than a a bucket of food in her mouth). She said the government is creating a housing bubble that’s driving middle class people out of central London “to places like Hackney”. Well well, Diane basically just bad mouthed her entire constituency! She’s so bright.

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    T May says:

    Yankee go home

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    Big head says:

    I see a young wooden top John Kerry was on Cheers earlier.

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    C.O.Jones says:

    You fool, that article is over two years old. She does not work for Murdoch now.

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    Surprise surprise says:

    The audience inBrighton is full of quaire types.

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    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:

    ‘Vince Cable, he’s not able to chair the G20 table’ LOL

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    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    Brighton = LGBT Magnet

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    Ex Tory voter says:

    His wife takes Murdoch shilling while he is office remains true

    He was already in office at the time

    So true

    You are some Murdoch crook and I collect 5 Australian Dollare sunshine

    I know the Murdoch organisation does not like its corruption being talked about, but it is already in Court – are you on bail?!

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    The message says:

    Helmer’s doing a splendid job on QT.
    whilst he won’t win amongst the hand picked BBC audience, he will resonate in the country.

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    'Tory' Dave Cooper says:

    This is why Gove is a legend…

    Maggie would be proud.

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    Blowing Kosher Donkey Whistles says:

    It started with that on the first page, and then dissolved into discussion based on economic arguments and proposed candidates for replacing the government.

    The dynamic at play is about power: That trumps all of the economic arguments, and suggestions for new government.

    M’oscow has put its position in print, and more importantly, is acting. Actions speak much louder than words.

    (Why would P’tin put the VVD in tents on the border if he was not intending to use them. That is a little beyond maskirovka)

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    C O (Ξ7m) says:

    I think he did well with the audience.

    Definitely did not lose – may have even picked up a few votes.

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    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    :-) or should it be :-(

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    If at first you don't succeed... says:

    I wonder who might have been supporting the Tur’key in these plans?

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    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Lol, had to look that one up, maquillage.

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    A well known north London MP personage says:

    In Hackney, we call it a Maccy Large (with extra fries of course).

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    M­a­­­­q­bo­­ul says:

    I see Mr Gove is wearing a Fitbit Flex on his wrist. This cunning little device helps one be healthier and more active; it tracks daily activity, calories burned, sleep & weight; data is uploaded wirelessly & progress can be seen on mobile and online dashboard.

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    albacore says:

    With your eyes screwed tight shut, you still can’t fail to see
    In one more generation, the English will be
    In old England itself, just a minority
    Tories and Labour, that’s their main priority

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    fao: blowing whistles says:

    thought you might want to check out a solicitor called peter felton gerber. well sometimes he calls himself peter felton and other times he calls himself peter gerber and other times calls himself peter felton-gerber and other times he goes full throttle with peter felton gerber.

    back in the 1980s he managed a ska-punk band called “the larks”. one of their songs was titled “maggie maggie maggie (out out out)”, the irony being back then he was a proper fucking yuppie which somewhat dampened the band’s to the left leanings.

    other than that he is also a freemason (old cranbrookian lodge).

    the larks supported g@ry gl]tter on tour. not that i am saying he or the band were or are dodgy in that way but his missus back then (dunno if they are still together) had links to the same coven as ted heath in salisbury.

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    me neither says:

    No one gives a toss what you’re called.

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    Anonymous says:

    do you ever think some psychiatric nurses might covertly video record their patients recounting traumatic childhood events? do you think they would sell such recordings to other people? how much is the going rate? what sort of sick fucks would get their rocks off watching such stuff? does it just happen in the national health service? what about private therapists?

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    James Kendis, James Brockman and Nat Vincent says:

    The Public Enemy

    I’m forever Blowing Whistles
    Pretty Whistles in the air
    They fly so high,
    Nearly reach the sky,
    Then like my dreams,
    They fade and die.
    Fortune’s always hiding,
    I’ve looked everywhere,
    I’m forever Blowing Whistles,
    Pretty Whistles in the air.

  162. 162
    M102 says:

    Didn’t MG make an LGBT Magnet?

  163. 163
    Yvonne from the Colliers Arms Clydach says:

    The last time I had a blue band around my wrist like that I was in a Maternity Ward .

  164. 164
    A Conservative says:

    For you, anyone who does not follow the neocon line is a Putin stooge

    It is rather crude as an approach

    From Kissinger to Malcolm Fraser, including New York Times and numerous other publications, people including former cold warriors, are saying that this whole problem has been created by neocon aggression, dirty tricks, US exceptionalism and diplomatic incompetence and hypocricy

    You are supporting that shamelessly and unquestioningly and are a necon troll

    As Putin has said, he will not invade Ukraine

    I want an intelligent and respetctul peace not neocon aggression

  165. 165
    Just Curious says:

    So your point is?

  166. 166
    Jack says:

    J’wish defence league out in force today?

  167. 167
    Long John Silver' s parrot says:

    They can hardly make the “deals” any worse .

    If they went negative interest everyone would be out in cash .

    And the Telegraph think this is front page headline stealing news .

    Quite amazing really .

  168. 168
    Prime Minister"Money's no object" Cameron says:

    Bit of History for you, The Credit Crunch Financial Crisis Started 9th August 2007,and was nothing to do with Labour.

  169. 169
    Anonymous says:

    I think you will find this scumbag is more comfortable in someone else’s skin.

  170. 170
    Lord Owen Jones of The Cottage says:

    I just popped into the Wonga shop to borrow a pen ! And I now have to give them back 14,580 pens by the end of next week !

  171. 171
    Bus Pass Elvis says:

    Comprehensively defeated by me and now Nigel Farage.

  172. 172
    Adam says:


    And the criminal bankers

    Bailed out by the taxpayer

    None of whom are in jail

    And who are continuing their heist with taxpayer guarantees

  173. 173
    UKIP or bust says:

    James Purnell £295000-a-year non-job (photoshoped in) at the BBC.

    Daylight robbery or whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat.

  174. 174
    JH-230912384590231 says:

    Neck and neck late-mid-term, and Kinnock couldn’t win from what, a 25 point lead?

    Wait till weird Ed starts getting lots of coverage in the run up to the election.

    They must be shitting themselves.

  175. 175
    UKIP 4 ONE says:

    BBC dripping bias this AM on the toady show, the thick plebs are too stupid to appreciate the wonderfulness of unlimited immigration.

    Anyone who disagrees is made to look stupid and ignorant and anyone who supports this population displacement is portrayed as wise and thoughtful and intelligent.

    Just another day of entrenched liberal progressive pro EU bias at the BBC.

  176. 176
    Max Clifford's press secretary says:

    Look how many times do I have to tell you Simon is not Gay . Have you not seen the stories and pictures in the papers day after day after day showing Simon surrounded with women and ex girlfriends. It costs Simon a fortune to pay me to make she he gets this message across you know !

  177. 177
    James Spurnell says:

    Keep paying the Licence Fee :)

  178. 178
    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    there does seem to be an underlying bitterness creeping into Nicky’s demeanor where he used to seem so pleasantly chirpy

  179. 179
    Joss Taskin says:

    Is n’t he there bloke who left his rented flat looking like a filthy pig sty ?

  180. 180
    UKIP or bust says:

    Now it’s becoming clear why EU Dave does nothing about the traitors at the bbc.

  181. 181
    Daedalus says:

    I think its quite good really, shows that it was something that did leave an impression on a younger mind. For reasons I wont go into I ended up in a local club at 03:00 in the morning with 2 of my sons 18 and 22. When Ace of Spades came on it was like going back to 1980 and the Dixie Land in Southport on heavy rock night. Couldn’t help myself, head banging again, much to the astonishment of all concerned. Thoroughly enjoyed it to.

  182. 182
    Jimmy Saville says:

    I was asked to do a bit of rapping in the local school.

    I never was good at spelling.

  183. 183
    broderick crawford says:

    Go Govey !!!

    You know you want to !!!

  184. 184
    broderick crawford says:

    Is that why nobody sticks with you McMansey ??

    Never mind … Jesus is your friend .

  185. 185
    broderick crawford says:

    yeah but let s face it .

    Billy Joel , Elton John and David Bowie are going to be the new Wagners and Tchaikovskys of 2050 !!

  186. 186
    broderick crawford says:

    i did not watch the video to the end so I am assuming Starkey ended up assassinating Galloway on stage or vice versa.

    Which was it ?

  187. 187
  188. 188
    Dave says:

    Fucking shit jungle bunny music.

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