March 27th, 2014

Sadiq Sorry for Sick Pickles Death Jibe

Sadiq Khan thought it was all very funny when he tweeted a letter he had received from Neil Kinnock joking that Eric Pickles might not survive running the London marathon and that his death would hand Labour “a helpful by-election”:

Now silly Sadiq is very sorry:

Hardly behaviour becoming of a man who keeps accusing the Tories of being the nasty party…



  1. 1
    Ed (Too Fat must Fast for Flat Waistline) Balls says:

    Sad Sadiq – get a real job you parasite!


    • 9
      Socialism is theft says:

      The nasty party strikes again.


      • 30
        RomaBob...benefits for all! says:

        Socialism is depressing.


        • 75
          broderick crawford says:

          The real eye opener here is Kinnock .
          He cannot write cogently and his calligraphy is abominable to the point of
          illegibility .

          The sentiments about Pickles ( like him or not ) are beyond contempt and below the level of guttersnipe comment to be heard around a losing side s rugby dressing room at full time in the Heads of the Valleys area on a Saturday night.

          Remind me — how many hundreds of thousands per year are we paying in pension to this political apology ?


          • broderick crawford says:

            And Kinnock is hardly the epitome of slimline perfection himself .

            The hair loss on his head appears to have migrated to his paunch .
            Pickles might be 62 but to my knowledge has never been so lacking in self control as to fall arse over larynx on a beach .


          • M­a­­q­bo­­ul says:

            If Pickles fell into the sea the dolphins would nudge him out into deeper water lest he beached himself.


        • 77
          Burger King says:

          Graceful acceptance of apology by Pickles.
          Shows what a big man he is.


      • 144
        Anonymous says:

        I will laugh at the footage of Kinnochio falling over into the sea, now , without feeling guilty after his tasteless comments.His daughter in law must be thrilled to be connected to such a fecking strange family !


      • 146
        Barnyard Hogan How? says:

        And this lot call the Conservative party the “Nasty Party” the same Conservatives who were respectful at Tony Benn’s funeral and the same Labour Party who were not so respectful at Thatchers funeral. Scum Bags


    • 31
      BarnGop says:

      FFS I am the last person to defend Khan. But that was just a joke.

      You geedo are becoming part of the politically correct.

      It was a Joke FFS.


      • 34
        jgm2 says:

        Seems to me it’s Kinnock who should be apologising.


        • 43
          carlo gambino says:

          … for a lot of things


        • 44
          Mr Nobody says:

          My thoughts entirely, what was Kinnock thinking? And this is the man Labour chose to be their leader for the best part of a decade?


          • Cinna says:

            Is Kinnock capable of thought? He’s a charmless. ignorant windbag with a grossly inlayed ego and a bank account to match. If there were any justice in this world this clown would be stuck on benefit with no hope. It’s all he’s fit for.


        • 130
          Whiffler says:

          And how much is £104.80 in Euro-Pension ?

          Please express as a ratio to World Record time for the distance.


      • 61
        Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

        Be better if Khan took Watson with him.


      • 139
        Anonymous says:

        Yes, and Pickles clearly got that too. It’s depressing how the media on the one hand complain that MPs are disconnected from normal people then haul them over burning coals the moment they behave, well, like normal people. Having said that, I don’t think Khan and Pickles will ever manage the same quality of double act as Tony Banks and Nicholas Soames.


    • 32
      UKIP FOR ME says:

      Last week Pickles rose from the Tory front bench to speak and four MPs fell off the other end


      • 35
        I dislike socialists intensely says:

        Labour at their best.


        • 57
          they don't like it up 'em says:

          They always accuse others of being nasty while they
          are the worst culprits.
          Posh Leftie bore James O Brien made similar accusations against
          UKIP supporters on LBC this morning,before describing Farage
          as a’racist liar’.


          • broderick crawford says:

            Is ” Pol Pot ” O Brien still being kept alive by sucking from various media teats these days ? Why break the tunnel vision habits of a lifetime “jimmy” if there are poltroons stupid enough to pay you and proles sufficiently conatose to tune in ?

            Now there s soneone Khan could look to bring on a (non ) survival course to the benefit if humanity at large…….


      • 131
        Ollie Gark says:

        Whan I practice tanric sex I just visualise Eric Pickles, Dianne Abbot and Tom Watson in a threesome.


    • 63
      rank outsider says:

      Another example of Establishment figures such as Neil Kinnokio abusing his power


    • 123
      Bad day to bury Leftie views says:

      A real charmer. Tony Benn would be so proud of you.

      A public apology is now needed.


    • 127
      Anonymous says:

      Jeez, Guido ! You’re getting as precious as all those lefty progressives if you’re “offended” by that joke.


      • 151
        Eric-I-may-be-large-Pickles-but-I-am-not-a-ginger-sheepshugger says:

        Praps you;’d like a joke about Benn ? Liebour troll.


  2. 2
    Eric Pickles says:

    I shit more than a Sadiq in a morning.


  3. 3
    El Sid says:

    Shows how native Kinnock has gone in Brussels, writing the £ sign after the number.


  4. 4
    Myfanwy says:

    That Twitter picture is well out of date, never mind running, Eric from recent pictures would have a hard job walking and he is 62. It’s not so much silly Sadiq but silly Neddy


  5. 5
    Chocolate Fireguard says:

    Khan is a nasty piece of work, you can see it in every interview he does, a typical Labour bully boy, interrupts his opponents whenever they speak, and has the gall to tell opponents to shut up if they open their mouths when he is speaking. If this type of tweeting had been done by the Tories he would be the first to scream from the rooftops.


  6. 6
    Bluto says:

    Who is going to apologise for the very unacceptable and offensive fact that Kinnock is in the House of Lords?


  7. 12
    Anonymous says:

    Piss off Eric you fat, gay cnut.


  8. 13
    Maimed Codger says:

    They would have us believe Socialists would represent all Londoners…this act says not…..


  9. 14
    Numerologist says:

    Can we get a friendly Greek or Spanish lawyer to issue an EAW for this cvnt?


  10. 16
    Mitch says:

    Expect a Kinnock expense claim for £104.8 very soon.


  11. 17
    Harri says:

    Kinnock has a pathological hatred of Tories ever since Margaret Thatcher humiliated him on a daily basis. Not once did he ever get the better of her.


    • 64
      don't forget says:

      Lefties in general hated her- as witnessed by the appalling protests at her funeral.

      How many people opposed to Tony Benn or Bob Crow’s politics protested
      at their funerals?


    • 118
      broderick crawford says:

      Get the better of Thatch ???

      He couldn t even beat “warm beer ” John Major and his “battalions” of elderly spinsters cycling to church for Sunday evensong !!


  12. 20
    Too fast? says:

    No harm done. Have a good laugh at this one –


    • 122
      broderick crawford says:

      Oh what a tangled web did Mr Ireland weave when playing for Ireland and practising to deceive ….only he didn t … play for Ireland OR manage to deceive.

      0-2 away win I think .


  13. 22
    Ohthisbloodypc says:

    Imagine the fuss if it was the other way around


    • 25
      C.O.Jones says:

      Would have been BBC material then.


    • 115
      JH-230912384590231 says:

      “the matter is closed”

      …and with four words Pickles displays more dignity and grace than a typical lefty could manage in a lifetime.

      Imagine the histrionics, recycled over and over at the BBC and Guardian, if the roles were reversed. They really are scum.


    • 119
      Banned says:

      You would have seen ‘the wrath of Khan’.


  14. 23
    Sad Dick Kunt says:



  15. 28
    As I read it says:

    Kinnock’s spelling has a lot to be desired.

    Kinnock is now so far up his own arse that he signs off, requesting that Khan kneel.


  16. 38
    Chuka doesn't get what being an MP is all about says:


    • 40
      The evidence M'Lud says:


      • 51
        Chuka ( you can call me Harrison ) Urmunneyaround says:

        I couldn’t find any evidence of CCTV cameras.


      • 52
        A question of our time says:

        Now now, it’s for you own good to keep the pedalos at bay. Do they sell the films on at the end of each week?


      • 120
        JH-230912384590231 says:

        Surely if they are only monitored by selfless, magnanimous employees of the State there is no issue?


    • 55
      The Speaker of the Parish Council of Westminster says:

      This is a very important issue, I am aure, but was it in the honourable gentleman’s party manifesto at the time of the last election?


      • 73
        Fishy says:

        Which just goes to confirm that this creep is more suited to working as a local councillor.

        …or reading the travel news on local radio (there’s bound to be another burst water main in Streatham High Street anytime soon).


    • 128
      Anonymous says:

      Not enough mirrors for him, that’s the problem


  17. 39
    He's a Sadsick Khunt says:

    I wish Sadiq Khan would consciously uncouple from living.


  18. 41

    Breaking News Reports coming in of another plane going down in the sea two miles off Gran Canaria
    No other info as yet
    apart from Spanish emergency services saying it has not crashed into the sea ?


  19. 42
    RomaBob...benefits for all! says:

    Looks like the Malaysian airlines flight has turned up…. wtf has it been?


  20. 45
    Diane Abbott tweeting live from funeral says:

    Ah wah gwan! This be an iree funeral, bwoy! The finger buffet is big up styleee! Me had some rice and pea, some jerk chickaan and a bottle of Ting.

    Tony was like a brudda to me, ya get me? Him be now restin in peace. Hear dis!


  21. 46
    Bobby Boobs says:

    Kinnock owes an apology too – he’s the one who made the (mildly) offensive joke. And Kahn owes one to Kinnock for publishing what was clearly a private note (and actually quite a nice, self-parodying one, aside from the Pickles gag).


  22. 47
    ANON. says:

    Can’t quite read it but is Kinnock writing on House of Commons notepaper?

    Kinnock’s writing is poor, is he giving money to Khan and if so has it been declared?


  23. 49
    In that case, can we make jokes about Emily Thornberry kicking the bucket? says:

    You can bet that if a Tory had made a similar joke about Abbott, Prescott, Fatbelly or any of the other countless obese Labour c-unts, Labour would be demanding his resignation and it would be the leading item on BBC News.


    • 67
      Dimbleby - Bullingdon Club member says:

      Yes, for the next two weeks and be the prime subject in front of a completely non-biased QT audience.


      • 71
        Diane Abbott says:

        You is da nasty party, ya get me, bwoy! Brrrrrap! And don’t ask me anyting about no fifteen year old gyal being stabbed 2 def in my constituency. Me don’t do shit for me constituents. Me far too busy eating and going on TV and eating. Hear me now! Jerk chickaan time!


  24. 61
    Pillock Watch says:

    What does kino koi envy that Eric has? Let’s see, some power, self control except food, quiet speaker, ascending party, relative youth, brain.


  25. 65
    Sqeezing Pimples says:

    Nasty gits and as for the troughing none job Kinnock and his money making empire out of the EU, a right shit.


  26. 66
    Anonymous says:

    It was a joke. I have read far worse on here. I may even have written some of them.


    • 72
      Joss Ayinglike says:

      Yes, but we’re not career politicians. past masters at being ‘politically correct’.

      Had a Tory written that about Lard Prescott, they’d have been accused of ‘fattism’ nasty and insensitive Tories.


      • 76
        Pickles and Pies says:

        I can fairly state that I saw John Prescott shagging a wag in his jag

        With my own little eyes


      • 83
        Not a reason to be as equally po-faced and humourlessly tribal as them says:

        Maybe. It doesn’t mean Eric Pickles isn’t a useless lump who has failed to bring any real democracy to local government or deal with the massive waste and endemic corruption in many local authorities. And he’s fat.


      • 137
        Anonymous says:

        Agreed but does Guido have to play the same game and be such a sanctimonious prig about it?


  27. 74
    John Rent a Tool and Dan Hodges says:

    As the two leading award winning political pundits in Britain

    And immense research, wanking and self-promotion,

    We can tell you that Toni Blair will be the next Prime Ministrr

    And Wendi, the next First Lady


  28. 78
    albacore says:

    Nice to see the elite so politicallly correct
    And all trying like mad to be ever so circumspect
    It’s only a shame that those tender souls don’t give a rat’s
    About any sod who’s not one of Parliament’s fat cats


    • 87
      The Commissioner ofbthe Met says:

      The so-called elite are runnihg around with their trousers down, methinks

      The peasants are gojngbto seriously revolt soon

      And the elite knows it

      They are preparing elite bantustans already in Islington, Hampstead, Primrose Hill and Chipping Norton


  29. 79
    Kinnock-Scots/Welsh hybrid says:

    Just shows what these twats do all day-sending each other stupid messages on taxpayer funded phones, writing letters on private matters on HoL notepaper.


  30. 80
    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:



  31. 86
    RomaBob...benefits for all! says:

    Kinnock a legend? In his own lunchtime perhaps…. or a leg end!


  32. 89
    Dangerous Brian says:

    When you rearrange the letters contained in Neil and Glenys Kinnock and Sadiq Khan you get “a right trio of common purpose hypocritical tw*ts” amazing really.


  33. 90
    neitherdeadnoralive says:

    The Kinnocks are the epitome of everything that is wrong with politics; abject failures as politicians, but set up for life with their EU pensions and Lords expenses, both him and his wife. Now his son wants to get his nose in the trough as well. These people would gladly give what’s left of our independence to the EU, as long as they are O.K.


  34. 92
    Toni Blair says:

    It’s all smoke and mirrors

    And corruption and wifeswapping


  35. 97
    House of Troughers says:

    Clegg won by a mile. Normal service resumed. Let’s get back to our criminal ways of lying to the voters and embezzling the taxpayer.


  36. 99
    Heinz says:

    gracious of Pickles toual as Kividpond to such an odious individual as Khan.


  37. 101
    Guido needs a break from it all. says:

    Guido indulging in the Faux outrage that the political class enjoy. It was just a joke.


  38. 104
    Vazoline says:

    Sadiq Khan is a good friend of mine, just like the Hinduja brothers and Anglo-Iraqi billionaire Nadhmi Auchi. We are all brothers in transparency and honesty. Integrity is our byword and and we stick together.


  39. 106
    You know who says:

    Is Rebekah still in Court?



  40. 111
    Yes we Khan! says:

    Sadiq for Mayor, Sadiq for Mayor

    I really hope Sadiq is Labour’s mayoral candidate. He’d be the biggest biggest thing to bomb since the Blitz, it would mark total humiliation for Labour.

    Sadiq for Mayor, Sadiq for Mayor!


  41. 114
    ss says:

    If I get anywhere next to that little shit sadiq khan I will rip his throat out he is an evil little cnut, and as dangerous as cooper and balls.


  42. 117
    C O (Ξ7m3) says:

    M’oscow T’imes has stated that R’oman!a is concerned that R’uss!a may have designs upon it:

    This is perhaps just testing the water, but the stirring up of BiH’s Serb population recently by combination of Dodik / K’osovo rhetoric (mainly sourced K’remlin) certainly makes R’oman!a a logical choice if Serb!a is to establish proper links with R’uss!a.

    At present, B’alkan’s war light is brewing.

    The real line in E’urope is what is known as the EU-V4 : The V!segrad Group.

    That is the bloc of: H’ungary, Slovak!a, P’oland and C’zech Republ!c.

    It remains to be seen if NATO / EU detaches R’omania / B’ulgar!a and the B’altic states. R’uss!a is just prodding at present. However, G’ermany in particular would sacrifice those states preferring resources to be assigned to V4 in particular to protect it’s own relatively weak border.

    Elephant in the room: G’reece.


  43. 121
    Black Jack Ketchum says:

    Brentwood & Ongar (my old ‘hood) has a minuscule Labour vote – less than 10% in 2010 – so Kinnock is showing his ignorance, quite apart from his tastelessness. In terms of stupidity, it is up there with thinking that the Conservatives would have welcomed a by-election in Hull, had John Prescott been struck down.


  44. 124
    link of sausage says:

    Owen Jones would wet his pants if there was a left wing version of ‘grassroots” UKIP


  45. 126
    The nasty party - Liebour says:

    Always knew Khan was a nasty nasty piece of work….and as for the old windbag !


  46. 134
    Whiffler says:

    Has ANYONE got the Kinnock interview (in Coventry) with Sue Lawley? (must have been BBC). It followed, and was even worse than, the Sheffield Rally.

    I saw it broadcast on the day, and a couple of times during the campaign, but not since. The ‘alright’ one has survived, but is just cringe-worthy. The Coventry was where he talked himself into a circle and ended up speechless and showed him for what he was.

    These were the two negatives for Labour in that campaign, the corresponding positives for the Tories were Major on his soap box talking about the survival of the UK as a unit, and Maggie backing the survival of the UK as an entity.

    Of course, the BBC keep it simple in the cause of damage limitation.



  47. 138
    The Timerunner says:

    Wait #YesWeKhan? What was Obama’s slogan during his first Presidential campaign? Oh that’s right, ‘Yes We Can’. You thieving pile of excrement Khan. Get an original slogan. Oh and, NO YOU KAHN’T.


  48. 141
    LabourBlist-er says:

    We at Labourblister say “Come on guys. Where’s your sense of humour? Chill out.It’s perfectly OK for one of our saints to take the piss out of our opponents, especially if it is one of our wimmin or an ethnic minority colleague.

    We have great senses of humour here (we have to have!)and have many jokes. Like Jon Cruddas and the two Ed’s. And Frank Field could have been the next Ken Dodd, if he wasn’t kept busy cleaning Duncan-Smith’s lavatory.


  49. 147
    geordieboy says:

    What a gentleman Eric is. If it was myself I would have said ” Fuck off you coloured oriental not much of a gentleman” but not quite so polite.


  50. 150
    Eric-I-may-be-large-Pickles-but-I-am-not-a-ginger-sheepshugger says:

    Champagne socialists greedy so and so’s


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