March 27th, 2014

Diane Abbott’s Question Time Prep Leaked, Again


210 Comments

  1. 1
    Being overweight is increasingly seen as the norm, England's chief medical officer says says:

    If Abbott’s looking for something enormous to compare to the welfare budget, might I suggest a selfie?

  2. 2
    alister says:

    Her fees for work?

  3. 3
    Anonymous says:

    Nice.

  4. 4
    Gerbil 7 says:

    Appetite?

  5. 5
    Sizzla says:

    “the ginormous welfare bill”

    The mask is slipping. It’s now in writing that even Abbott admits welfare spending has gone wild.

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    Shooty* says:

    What’s her pie bill like?

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    Socialism Ate My Future says:

    Here’s another leak:

    “Start A False Flag War With Syria” Leaked Recording That Erdogan Wanted Banned

    http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2014-03-27/here-youtube-false-flag-attack-syria-clip-erdogan-wanted-banned

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    Vote ukip get no referendum ever says:

    To those of you who say vote UKIP you will get labour and then you as a party will cease to have any point

    Remember Milliband said no deals no referendums

    Rupert Murdoch ✔ @rupertmurdoch

    UKIP,Farage still making progress. Without a deal Cameron will be dead meat after 2015 elections. Prepare for Radical Labour.

  9. 9
    tallrite says:

    Twenty-two over seven.

  10. 10
    Ham Fisted says:

    Could be worse.

    At least she wasn’t Xeroxing her bum

  11. 11
    Diane Abbott says:

    Me was thinking about what to have for my three dinners, blud. Hear me now!

  12. 12
    Nick Clegg says:

    Seven Up

  13. 13
    Fitbad the Tailor says:

    Lets get the EU elections out of the way first. Then we can talk.

  14. 14
    Justin Poofyboots says:

    Never usually watch QT. I am certainly not watching it tonight.

  15. 15
    Diane Abbott says:

    So what a 15 year old girl was stabbed to death last week in my constituency? I’ve got more important things to do, like get taxis all over London and put it on expenses.

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    Additional notes for Diane from Labour HQ says:

    Dear Diane,

    Remember to speak in full sentences. Make eye contact with the others, even the honky panelists. And remember, if all else fails, just shout “Thatcher” or “racist” and the audience will applaud you.

  17. 17

    Have they not got Secure Print in Parliament? Silly Fat Old Moo

  18. 18
    Diane Fatbutt says:

    Andrew, I’ve got nothing more to say.

  19. 19
    Maimed Codger says:

    You get what you elect…..

  20. 20
    BBC says:

    Indeed, the totally unbiased audience will applaud her to the rafters.

  21. 21
    Diane Abbot says:

    Do the BBC Restaurant do All Night Breakfasts after QT has finished?

    Otherwise I’m off to Rhythm Kitchen at Westfield.

  22. 22
    Fatty Acids says:

    Will be interesting if there is a question on obesity.

  23. 23
    Diane Abbot says:

    Taking @TonyBenn to @BBCQT after his funeral tweets.

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    Chuka Build says:

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    I hate all socialist bastards says:

    Don’t think there’s a photocopier in the world that could take that kind of weight.

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    Scene: Downing Street, Friday 23 May 2014 says:

    Change of underpants for the Prime Minister !!

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    And don’t forget the usual mantras that you and chukka trot out every time ‘my constituents this / my constituents that’ … it will not be you Diane – if you don’t do it and you have to be true to your constituents … don’t you?

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    Toxic Labour for Spongers, Parasites, Criminals, Peedos, Green Nazis & other Wasters says:

    Her bum wouldn’t fit on the photocopier. You would need to use a camera at extreme range.

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    Anonymous says:

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    Bill Quango MP says:

    Ahhh .. Look at his little face.

    The Fresh Prince of Bell End

  31. 31
    Can't break the Abbott says:

    This has happened twice. Are we sure it’s not some mischievous person in Labour who hates Abbott and loves embarrassing the fat bitch?

  32. 32
    Diane Abbot says:

    LOL

    PS – WACIST

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    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Trying to compare the ever ballooning benefits bill with Trident renewal wont work.

    Trident has been in operation for about 30 years, so a true comparison would be how much has been spent on benefits over the last 30 years compared with the one off cost of Trident or its replacement.

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    C.O.Jones says:

    If your BMI correlates to your age then you are leading by example.

    PS – only works for the under 25 year olds.

  36. 36
    Anonymous says:

    haha, sweet!

  37. 37
    Could you imagine Diane and Chucky teaming up? says:

    Bride of Chucky.

  38. 38
    The unelected Cathy Ashton says:

    These things are never fun Nigel, even with our contractors doing most of the wet work.

  39. 39
    Tim Yeo-yo says:

    Is that in addition to the one that was shot in the neck?

  40. 40
    Right on Nige says:

    Well Done Nigel. You are absolutely right. It is shameful how our mainstream media has unquestioningly supported the EU and Obama in their encouragement of the violent removal of a democratically elected politician and his replacement by one of their unelected own.

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    Plurality says:

    Person !!!!

    ha ha ha ha ha

  42. 42
    Costh of Labour Cwisith says:

    When Labour was in power, the Treasury pledged to spend £1.2 trillion on the bail-out

    Fixed that for you, Diane. No fee. Give us one of your chips, wouldya.

  43. 43
    Paniagua V5.1 says:

    Eeny, Meeny, Miny, MONG.

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    broderick crawford says:

    not ” enormous ” if you please . In Hackney they say “ginormous”,,

    real eye opener is Ms Abbott was sufficiently compos mentis to send a communication at 7.41 am……. must have had a light repast yesterday evening enabling her to wake with the lark.

  45. 45
    Diane Fatbott says:

    WWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCIIIIISSSSSTTTTTT !!

  46. 46
    Levi Roots says:

    Can I just apologise on behalf of my nation.

  47. 47
    broderick crawford says:

    Harriet ??!!

  48. 48
    Both of Diane's Shoulders says:

    Get your own chips.

  49. 49
    Bill Quango MP says:

    And we can’t stress this enough.. repeat the questioner’s name back to them.
    Its corny, but for some reason people find this trick very appealing.

    If Gordon had remembered to say
    “I..i..i…i…I…mean..we….we..we…we..we..we…we…w.w.w.w…we….saved the world! Barry! ”

    he’d still be PM.

  50. 50
    Lard Everard says:

    ABSOLUTE SHOCK AS CALAMITY CLEGG SAYS SOMETHING TRUTHFUL !

  51. 51
    Leica says:

    You would need one of those satellite cameras used for the MH370 search.

  52. 52
    Nick Clegg says:

    Yes that is right Bill, but Bill I would also suggest Bill that you constantly repeat the name of the questioner Bill, especially when they are hard working and brave just like you Bill *stares into camera*. At the end of the day Bill we don’t want rhetoric Bill we want action Bill *stares at camera*

  53. 53
    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    anger as Abbot mistakes copier for sandwich toaster

  54. 54
    How rude says:

    “Can you do some research?”

    No please or thank you.

  55. 55
    Bill Quango MP says:

    Wow! That does work! I’m voting to join the Euro

  56. 56
    Nigel Farage says:

    Rubbish, just turn up pissed, and sweat your bollocks off.

    That’s if you believe in what you are saying and are sincere of course, otherwise forget it.

  57. 57
    Owen Jokes says:

    NEVER MIND FATBOTT’S LETTER. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY LETTER TO DEIRDRE ?

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    Anonymous says:

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    MI5 says:

    Dangerous

  60. 60
    Blowing Whistles says:

    To Bill Q

    And remember Bill to name drop at least 4 corportate names and refer to their CEO’s ‘threatening’ to throw their rattlers out of their prams if we leave the EU – ‘cos Nicky is of course beholden to their lobbying / bankrolling while he is in utter distress.

  61. 61
    MI5 says:

    He has banned youtube

    The content is true

  62. 62
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Does one of them have the hand of a narcissistic self-centred God on their shoulder?

  63. 63
    MI5 says:

    Stand by it, Nigel

    The truth is coming out

  64. 64
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Of course pot kettle black – doesn’t come into it when we have ‘unelected executives’ in the EU though … Funny that innit?

  65. 65
    Blowing Whistles says:

    One could think that Clegg is being sacrificed at the alter over the EU big lie though couldn’t one?

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    JH-230912384590231 says:

    That was GUN CRIME though.

    GUN CRIME.

    As if the gun did it. All by itself.

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    Anonymous says:

    Why can’t this woman just do the job she’s paid to do – represent her constituents?

    If she’s got time to go on TV she’s got time to be looking after them.

  68. 68
    Anonymous says:

    Did you forget to mention that the State pension exceeds housing benefit, DLA, council tax benefit, JSA and incapacity benefit combined?

    Sure it was just an oversight.

  69. 69
    Blowing Whistles says:

    I need an enormous blow

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    ʍȫʊʂʂȁ ҞϴџṦṦậ says:

    As in – it’s not included in the cap? Funny that isn’t it?

    It’s just Nobsore playing politics with Labour while poor and sick people suffer.

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    Bob Crow says:

    It’s bloody ‘ot darn ‘ere.

    S’all Fatcher’s fawt.

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    Fishy says:

    Which is why Labour have said that they will be including the pension in the cap?

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    Anon. says:

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    Anon. says:

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    UKRAP if UWANT says:

    Fuck me – Labour trolls are back again!

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    Dixie Fried Abdul Fowl says:

    Well it’s obviously gonna be chicken ain’t it you fat greasy cow. For some reason you people go ape (pun intended) for a bit a manky months old frozen chicken coated in all kinds of chemicals and then deep fried. Maybe you could lead a campaign to find out why that is Dianne? Could there be any link between the chemicals in the rancid chicken you people force down your necks and the fact that your sons seem to be so fucking violent? Hear ME now blud clart um bongo um bongo they drink it in the Congo etc etc etc

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    Anon. says:

    #apartheid #NoWhitesAllowed

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    Email to SPaD says:

    I suspect my child’s private education will be on QT & if I have any plans for him to be a Red Prince

    D Flabbutt

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    A Conservative says:

    Don’t forget that generalised Sunni – Shia war is what the neocons want

    The neocons are already backing jihadi Sunni cannibals in Syria as is Ysrael (secretly)

    This regional war means that US and Ysrael have multiple excuses for illegal intervention and destruction and war crimes

    Especially in Iran – target no 1

    And remember Adelson, biggest financial backer of US Republicans, has already recommended NUKING IRAN

    These people are very dangerous fascists – like Hitler but with nukes

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    Dixie Fried Abdul Fowl says:

    Yessus they be bloody wild animals thems kids, fucking piggies always wantings biggest piece of my chicken for 99p deal, Fucking aggressive little shits, let then stabs and shootings each other. Fucking monkeys have better social structures than what Miss Abbbbout has alowings to happen in Hackernes. They would be shot if they were zoo animals.

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    RomaBob...benefits for all! says:

    I see the word ‘ginormous’ mentioned in her email, is she referring to herself?

    Fat f**k!

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    Dixie Fried Abdul Fowl says:

    Locals do callings westfields “stab fields” now because of all the “street yoot” who goings there to wet each others up, they were killing each other during Olympic games but it was banned from being put for news. Fucking animals, all of them.

  83. 83
    A Conservative says:

    Clegg is now smearing Farage by saying that he “supports Putin”

    Now Mr Clegg that is unacceptable calumny from a Minister of the Crown

    Furthermore how come the compromise Agreement of 21 February, signed between the elected President of Ukraine, the Opposition and 3 Foreign Ministers, from France, Poland and Germany, in behalf of the EU, was never respected?

    Is the signature of the EU worthless?

    ANSWER YOU LYING SCUM…

  84. 84
    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    it is just astonishing, I really believe that the above do not see separation by colour as racist.

  85. 85
    Anon. says:

    #oh dear.

  86. 86
    Anon. says:

    #TheBestTheyCouldDo? #MoreGravyTrain

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    RomaBob...benefits for all! says:

    Great, more divisive behaviour from Labour :) Keep it up and let’s see more :)

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    RomaBob...benefits for all! says:

    Every one of these morbidly obese f*ckers seems to spend too much time at the pie shop, they are no doubt are a burden on the NHS and the ordinary working person who pays taxes :)

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    Red Ed says:

    PIE!.

  91. 91
    Equality says:

    …..Labour Black Network,…sounds threatening,…..can anyone join?

  92. 92
    T Blair says:

    Neutron weapons only please.

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    Anonymous says:

    Daft bitch, and on whose watch was the bank bailout, and who started the run that prompted it ??

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    Anonymous says:

    Does that Cnut ever do any useful work beside self promotion FFS?!

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    Anonymous says:

    suspect ye av ta be a bongo to join……….

  97. 97
    Jimmy Saville says:

    All wankers, including the women.

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    Jen The Blue says:

    I really think that with all the repellent things that Ms Abbott believes and all the insane things she says, that picking on her weight is all rather counterproductive.

    What about the fact she is hypocritical racist for example?

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    G Galloway says:

    I didn’t vote for a hippo.

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    Cinna says:

    Get your lardy arse on the tube, or better still start walking some of that fat off.

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    Village Idiot says:

    …Unbelievable,…it just seems wrong and not in the spirit of “Harmony and Intergration”……..but,as most people knew years ago, “Birds of a feather stick together”, but the lefties accused us of racism when this was pointed out!

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    The Ysreali takeover of the Repiblican Party says:

    http://mondoweiss.net/2014/03/adelsons-influence-fulfills.html

    Very dangerous for the world

  103. 103
    Oedipus says:

    Get in there my son.

  104. 104
    G Galloway says:

    It will be interesting if there is a question on why all the gun and knife crime is down to our ethnic enrichers.

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    RomaBob...benefits for all! says:

    Well, as a fat lass she probably has type 2 diabetes or will soon have, so she is a drain on the resources of the NHS…. as a tax payer I prefer my tax money does not go to keeping alive fat frackers! :)

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    Cinna says:

    I’m like Reggie Perrin. Every time someone mentions lardy arse’s name I see a hippo trotting along.

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    Ophelia Cox says:

    The nation with the real power, the one with 60% of the world’s oil supplies, the one that can and has held the entire world to ransom over those oil supplies, the one that supplied the terrorists for 9/11, the one that pushed the US to attack Iraq, the one that used Gulf War II to cover for pushing US troops far away from Mecca, the one that is known to have pushed the US to attack Syria and which got very angry when it didn’t, the one that is currently financing the rebels in Syria – well that country would quite like general war in the area previously known as the caliphate, and is easily rich enough to finance said war and is known to be doing so, with rebels (previously known as AlQuaeda) all over Iran and Egypt and everywhere else causing all kinds of mayhem.

    By the way, if you think “neocons” are facists it really is time you looked up the term “neo-conservative” to find out what it really means. By definition, a neo-con cannot be facist.

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    Vlad the expellair says:

    Well baroness ashtray when are you sending in the eu tanks to crush Russia, you total tosspot.

  109. 109
    Ed Miliband says:

    COST OF LIVING CRISIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  110. 110
    Vlad the expellair says:

    Cockroach Clegg is in waiting for his very well paid EU job, nothing else matters.

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    Blowing Kosher Donkey Whistles says:

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    Ophelia Cox says:

    It is a disgrace you comparing them to monkeys.

    They are more like tribesmen on the Serengeti. In the spirit of multi-culturalism we should allow them to live that way. Put bones through their noses, carry spears, indulge in a spot of cannibalism now and then. They would be much happier reverting to their tribalistic way of life, it would be good for tourism and as long as we had a secure fence between them and the rest of us there is no reason for any civilised person to come to any harm.

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    Fatbot says:

    You mong have you ever tried adding up, you should have learnt it at school, unless you were educated in tower hamlets.

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    Not Abba says:

    Loser takes it all ?

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    in out in out shake it all about says:

    I didn’t get to where I am today by taking note of what the British public want.

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    Cinna says:

    State pension isn’t in the cap because it’s not a benefit. It’s a meagre pittance in return for a lifetime of toil and tax to pay the scroungers, idlers, deadbeats, illegal immigrants, enrichers and last but least those toughing b’stards in Parliament.

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    ʍȫʊʂʂȁ ҞϴџṦṦậ says:

    Whatever that means.

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    Fatbot says:

    Racism again., Black barstewards

  119. 119
    Cinna says:

    Where is the token whitey?

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    Kunte Kinte says:

    It is the way of the knife, the spear, the arrow. The warrior must lead. He must show he is prepared to die and he must show he is prepared to kill. This is the way of the warrior. Only by killing those that stand in his way can a great warrior become a great chieftan. Great warriors like Mark Duggan know the ways of the tribe, the ways of the warrior. They know the white man’s laws are not for them. The way of the tribe is not the way of law, it is the way of revenge, of family honour, of blood feud.

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    Ed Balls says:

    Stick it up your arse, that how your dad condition you.

  122. 122
    Blowing Whistles says:

    You amuse me.

  123. 123
    Cinna says:

    How to be a racist:

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    IMPOSTER!

  125. 125
    Ophelia Cox says:

    Will working tax credit and child tax credit be in the cap or is that HMRC so not benefits?

  126. 126
    Malcolm X says:

    Well they let me join and I’m dead.

  127. 127
    Anonymous says:

    What Lammy Pie shagged all three?!

  128. 128
    Blowing Whistles says:

    If you fuck your own twin does that count as incest or advanced masturbation?

  129. 129
    Kindergarten language says:

    “Ginormous welfare Bill”
    “A huge amount of money”

    I hope whatever humanoid the Tories put up will throw these words back into her ginormous face.

    Though perhaps now there will be no time to get to questions on the subject.

  130. 130
    Mister X (a well known comedian) says:

    Can I join?

  131. 131
    Blowing Whistles says:

    I’ve never been in love but I often dress as a woman.

  132. 132

    The shrink-to-fit option maxed out.

  133. 133
    Yankee go home says:

    fuckwits without guns is better than fuckwits with guns.

  134. 134
    Mandingo says:

    Doesn’t his complexion make that rather difficult?

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    IMPOSTER!

  136. 136
    Abbopotamus says:

    I gots woked up by my own jerk-farts.

    Dey suuuuuure be smellin, honey chile!

  137. 137

    Nigel pointed out that UKIP is getting 2 former Labour voters for every former Tory voter. I don’t think the trolls have been programmed yet.

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    You’re easily amused. She horrifies me.

  140. 140
    Blowing Whistles says:

    How dare you!

    I stopped dressing as a woman at least a year ago.

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    Because our own heavy mobs all have accountancy training and use computers to steal. Fraudulent transactions in Carbon Credits are much more enriching and less dangerous than RWV or running vice rings.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    More fat, less fuck, thank you!

  143. 143
    Blowing Whistles says:

    I was an only twin.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    IMPOSTOR

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    Pointing out that the unelected, unaccountable, corrupt EU bureaucracy has been the aggressor in the Crimea incident is the best thing that Nigel managed last night.

  146. 146
    Blowing Whistles says:

    TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN

    Please note that Blowing Whistles will be closed from Saturday 29 March to Sunday 13 April inclusive, for renovation and redecoration.

    We aim to maintain your maximum enjoyment of the Blowing Whistles experience.

    Thank you – The Management

  147. 147
    Blowing Whistles says:

    TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN

    Please note that Blowing Whistles will be closed from Satυrday 29 March to Sunday 13 April inclusive, for renovation and redecoration.

    We aim to maintain your maximum enjoyment of the Blowing Whistles experience.

    Thank you – The Management

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    kugel says:

    I’M PASTA!

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    OC – i have noticed that my moniker has yet again been hijacked & used by the moniker thief. If the hijacker had any plausibility – he/she would know of the real BW’s postings going back on this blog for the past thre ears. And of the style of i – oh and a few other electronic tricks!

    i do hope that the IMPOSTER – does receive a visit from the pigstabulary – ‘cos i’d like to see them cover their arse … with soem evidence to protect them.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    To GOM the BW IMPOSTER at 7:22 PM – doesn’t quite have i’s style – and you GOM know i’s style over the past three years. Colloquial English / Mary something about et cetera – and many other little nuances – likes the ovens … and its promoters battered into silence.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Yeur running out b/s Mr IMPOSTER AT 7:24 & 7:57 PM.

    Think electronic and your moniker – oh and offline and private info that i receive. E U….. Rsole promoter.

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    In A Flap says:

    didn’t labour bail out the banks? therefore wouldn’t this be down to them actually? Or has their involvement been airbrushed out entirely now?

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    JadedJean12 says:

    The real BW should feel some vindication as you seem to have your very own sock puppet. You (and a n other above) must be touching a few raw nerves.

    I note that GF has quickly put another blog post up to detract from this one. It must be because of the ZH Turkey posts.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Seems that the kweereos – who are so ‘angry with i took over box 69. Saddos and very pathetic at that.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    That Lammy bloke – he’s got some very ‘dubious’ links to Bournemouth Uni along with the criminal Phillips its sometime chancellor.

  156. 156
    Blowing Whistles says:

    The real Blowing Whistles – blew the fucking dirty ‘lewd conduct’ Gay Pride marches out of the fucking sea about two years ago – how do you fell about that eh – keep your filth in your own private homes and not on the streets Rsoles.

  157. 157
    Blowing Whistles says:

    The real BW took a real time pic of this above comment and the modded one in the box above. It’s amazing what a pic can prove.

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    Useless Ed says:

    You fucking delusional idiot. Hitler was a NAZI, clue in the name, not a fascist a socialist. He said so himself try reading his speeches.

    Oh and where is this place called Ysrael. Your disgusting comparison of the state of Israel to Nazi Germany is vile you socialist scum.

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    Anonymous says:

    “To summarize: a recording confirming a NATO-member country planned a false-flag war with Syria (where have we seen that before?) and all the Prime Minister has to say is the leak was “immoral.”

    From Robert Hare’s Checklist of Psychopathy Symptoms:

    2. GRANDIOSE SELF-WORTH — a grossly inflated view of one’s abilities and self-worth, self-assured, opinionated, cocky, a braggart. Psychopaths are arrogant people who believe they are superior human beings.

    4. PATHOLOGICAL LYING — can be moderate or high; in moderate form, they will be shrewd, crafty, cunning, sly, and clever; in extreme form, they will be deceptive, deceitful, underhanded, unscrupulous, manipulative and dishonest.

    5. CONNING AND MANIPULATIVENESS: the use of deceit and deception to cheat, con, or defraud others for personal gain; distinguished from Item #4 in the degree to which exploitation and callous ruthlessness is present, as reflected in a lack of concern for the feelings and suffering of one’s victims.

    6. LACK OF REMORSE OR GUILT: a lack of feelings or concern for the losses, pain, and suffering of victims; a tendency to be unconcerned, dispassionate, coldhearted and unempathic. This item is usually demonstrated by a disdain for one’s victims.

    10. POOR BEHAVIORAL CONTROLS: expressions of irritability, annoyance, impatience, threats, aggression and verbal abuse; inadequate control of anger and temper; acting hastily.

    14. IMPULSIVITY: the occurrence of behaviors that are unpremeditated and lack reflection or planning; inability to resist temptation, frustrations and momentary urges; a lack of deliberation without considering the consequences; foolhardy, rash, unpredictable, erratic and reckless.

    and most relevant:

    16. FAILURE TO ACCEPT RESPONSIBILITY FOR OWN ACTIONS: a failure to accept responsibility for one’s actions reflected in low conscientiousness, an absence of dutifulness, antagonistic manipulation, denial of responsibility, and an effort to manipulate others through this denial.

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    Lord and Lady Establishment-Stooge of Brussels says:

    Are you meeting Margaret Burke there Diane ??

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    You could be right about the raw nerve thing, but it’s more likely that I’m considered comedy gold by the regulars who have decided that sometimes a good laugh beats a lengthy debate with an idiot.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    I think you’ll find only one of the new Blowing Whistles is your IMPOSTER. The other Blowing Whistles are my IMPOSTERS. They are fake fake Blowing Whistles. Pretty soon they too will have their own IMPOSTERS and then we’ll be in fractal maths country.

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    the original fake Blowing Whistles says:

    I’m intrigued. What does it prove and why can it be seen?

  164. 164
    TEIFION says:

    she loves being famous, being in the public eye – who gives a toss about constitu-unts – whatever they’re called in a safe mP-land

  165. 165
    Anonymous says:

    Thanks for that. I needed a laugh.

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  167. 167
    jGOM says:

    For fuck’s sake don’t anyone suggest she photocopies her arse at the office party!

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    Johnny says says:

    I shudder to think what a video series called Welfare Gone Wild! might feature.

    Comparison with the bank bailout is a bit specious. One is a (hopefully) one of cost that might be partly recouped. The other is an annual cost.

  170. 170
    fat chav says:

    I’m not interested in what you and Miriam get up to with the other dwarfs.
    P.S. can I borrow 3 quid for some ciders?

  171. 171
    Punner says:

    Stab-vest Fields

  172. 172
    fat chav says:

    Diane Abbott is all for gay marriage, can’t wait for my invite at the local mosque.

  173. 173
    Anonymous says:

    Oil reserves in MMbbl (lazily from wikipedia):

    1 Venezuela (see: Oil reserves in Venezuela) 297,570
    2 Saudi Arabia (see: Oil reserves in Saudi Arabia) 267,910
    3 Canada (see: Oil reserves in Canada) 173,625 – 175,200
    4 Iran (see: Oil reserves in Iran) 157,300
    5 Iraq (see: Oil reserves in Iraq) 140,300
    6 Kuwait (see: Oil reserves in Kuwait) 104,000
    7 United Arab Emirates (see: Oil reserves in the United Arab Emirates) 97,800
    8 Russia (see: Oil reserves in Russia) 80,000
    9 Libya (see: Oil reserves in Libya) 48,014
    10 Nigeria (see: Oil reserves in Nigeria) 37,200

  174. 174
    Serengidipity Ghetto Game Park says:

    Why stop there OC? Let us just send them all back there. Lots of empty space to accommodate them, plus a few hungry lions who might be interested in a free dinner or two…. and you don’t need an EAW to do it either! {East African Warrant?}

  175. 175
    Serengidipity Ghetto Game Park says:

    Gone for a pea?

  176. 176
    Fucking dis custard says:

    Is that her hairy pie?

  177. 177
    MI6 says:

    Not really old chap, having Turkey take a pop at the Mad Mullah’s actually works quite well. We tie up Turkey in a long war, the MM’s get a pasting from one their ‘own’ and cause greater disunity in the Brotherhood of Peace. The EU will have a fright at letting Turkey into the bed with them as the MM’s turn to a campaign of terror in mainland Turkey. Syria might even go conventional and invade Turkey.
    Gives Dave the option to ponce about looking Prime Ministerial with his Cabin Boy Hague. General confusion and mayhem at very little ‘cost’. Sounds a perfect way to keep the region on the boil.

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    Ban British Gas now says:

    Imagine if this person had ever held Cabinet Office.

    Imagine if this person had ever been Defence Secretary.

    Imagine if this person had ever been Chancellor.

    Today this person is a yesterday person with a very limited tomorrow.

    She is still on the taxpayers’ pay list but hopefully this will not be forever.

  179. 179
    Edward Miniband says:

    If an employee of mine left anything like that on a photocopier it would be a written warning at best and instant dismissal at worst.

  180. 180
    Contra mundum says:

    Only incompetents and people with an inadequate grasp of technology print or photocopy emails.

  181. 181
    Nemesis says:

    I see the obnoxious fat twat was also at Benn’s funeral together with the biggest gathering of self-servers, hypocrites and former murderers ever to be seen in one place at the same time.

  182. 182
    Couldn't make it up says:

    State pensions was paid out of earnings after paying taxes on earnings ,and can be taxed again on receipt. It is not a “benefit” !

  183. 183
    Dangerous Brian says:

    She loves getting 2k a pop and double exes.

  184. 184
    Dangerous Brian says:

    Spot on

  185. 185
    Dangerous Brian says:

    Oh yes, what a horrible dirty crowd turned up with their false glum looks and crocodlie tears.
    More hypocritical grasping scum on show in one place than you could ever dream of seeing.

  186. 186
    firefoxx says:

    + 6 million

  187. 187
    Anonymous says:

    Very dangerous, but well planned. This false flag will (if Syria responds) bring NATO in as per existing mutual defence treaties. Syria falls, then Iran; just one flaw, which is that Putin is also bound to respond. WW3 looking a bit more likely today. Long scorched earth.

  188. 188
    Anonymous says:

    Hair pie doesn’t sell.

  189. 189
    Velocipedist says:

    Abbott was also working for NCCL at the same time as Pattie, Hattie and Jackie so she also presumably subscribed to their non-conventional views on fiddling about.

  190. 190
    Fish eye says:

    And a wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide angle lens.

  191. 191
    Gordon "still mental after all these years" Brown says:

    It was me!

    I saved the world!

  192. 192
    Derek and Clive says:

    The worst job I ever had, was picking glass out of …

  193. 193
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Blowing coks more like

  194. 194
    Cameron's bum-sex party is over says:

    Oh fuck off you dreary Tory twat.

  195. 195
    I surrender now wheres me bennies says:

    Only a fuckwit would want to be without a gun when there are fuckwits with guns.

  196. 196
    Cameron says:

    When ya can fake sincerity, ya got it made

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  198. 198
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Take your hands off my genitals!

  199. 199
    Peter says:

    Well you’ve got a sauce!

  200. 200
    Gordon Brown says:

    Full House!

  201. 201
    Sheesh says:

    + 0000s

  202. 202
    Lorrenz Loo-Ellen says:

    That colour key above doesn’t seem quite right.

  203. 203
    Just do it says:

    Vote UKIP

  204. 204
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Blowing koks so you don’t have to.

  205. 205
    Lefti says:

    I reblogged this on http://www.Ican‘tbearsedtocomeupwithmyownideas.tossa

  206. 206
    I'll print the fucking thing if I want to says:

    Not as bad as those self-righteous wankers who append:

    Be green! Don’t print this email.

  207. 207
    Anonymous says:

    haha hilarious!

  208. 208
    mikis says:

    It wouldn’t have taken more than a minute to find it.

  209. 209
    Kick the foreign city of London out of England says:

    Vote UKIP = votes for UKIP.
    Labour win then keep voting UKIP.
    Keep voting UKIP until they get a seat.

  210. 210
    TheyFearTheHare says:

    A black man can join and stand as a parlimentary candidate for the BNP, and they’re generally considered to be a bunch of racist thugs. Im sure Ms Abbott and the Labour Black Network who oppose racism would welcome me with open arms….. or would she ?


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