March 26th, 2014

WATCH: I Am Bercow, Hear Me Roar!


  1. 1
    Silly Bercow says:

    He saw me with a Stranger in Strangers gallary

  2. 2
    M102 says:

    Another bad night in the Bercow household?

  3. 3
    Nu Attack Dog says:

    Scarier than a Jack Russell

  4. 4
    Shrek Dromey says:

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    Taxi for Millie says:

    The Mouse that Roared

  6. 6
    Fishy says:

    Odd that today Weird Ed went on the energy price freeze, the day after his leading donor said that Labour wouldn’t be able to deliver what Miliband had promised.


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    (twitter) handle it says:


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    Taxpayers Alliance - Egotistical Homunculus Division says:

    Man or mouse?

    Squeak up Bercow.

  9. 9
    Garfield says:

    There has been some improvement in Bercows performance in the HoC, I think that he has had his card marked.

  10. 10
    Taxi for Millie says:

    Fave refers to an excited house alight with rumours!!,!,!.

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    Dignitas now . says:

    That’s fifty?

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    Theres something about Mary says:

    He has a loaded weapon :)

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    I hate Labour says:

    Labour betrayed him on something, can’t remember what, so he’s now trying desperately to curry favour with the government. Better late than never. He’s still a twat though.

  14. 14
    Paniagua V5.1 says:

    Computer says – To long

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    No10 says:

    This was the other highlight of PMQs. Even Pound himself was amused by the joke.

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    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Have the Tories finally told him he’s off on a month long visit to Afghanistan to show them how to chair a PMQs, while the deputy speaker fills in for him over here :-)

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    Fishy says:

    What a bizarre analysis of PMQs by the BBC’s Toenails – i.e. SSE’s energy price freeze is somehow a victory for Miliband and he’ll be on the news tonight talking about energy prices rather than his leadership.

    No it’s not a victory for Miliband – its about the free market making a commercial decision.

    But where Toenails is right is that the schoolboy politician Miliband will be on the news tonight talking about energy prices rather than his leadership…the BBC will make sure of that.

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    jgm2 says:

    Buy yourself a new keyboard. The Caps Lock is fucked on that one.

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    Cameron the Commie Cock Sucker says:

    The EU will likely not survive what is coming from the East: It is a clear and present danger to global security.

    His announcements about working with the Ukraine govt. suggest he is completely unaware that much of their civil service and depts have been infiltrated almost in total by the GRU.

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    Paniagua V5.1 says:

    Thats about the correct length yes.

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    Dave Cameron - Utter Contemporaneous Imbecile says:

    It’s a good job that energy company share prices are protected by way of having a carbon floor to stop them crashing through it.

  25. 25
    Janet Street Banger says:

    We should measure Squeaker’s dick to understand Cicciolina’s behaviour and its effect on Parliamentary life

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    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    I see Ed Balls was back to his Hitler salute nonsense.

    Trying to keep him quiet didn’t last long :-)

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    Bill Quango MP says:

    John Pieenar on the radio is doing a better analysis.
    he is quite good.

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    Cameron the Commie Cock Sucker says:

    We’ll see how long that lasts when the Balkan conflict restarts and Russ!a moves from M’oldova across R’omania.

    Some in US have already voiced warnings that NATO guarantees may not be honoured.

    The problem right now is that there is a lot of upward pressure on the price of Oil.

    To halt R’uss!a, Oil price needs to go down, and R’ussian oil supplies need to be targeted: Refineries and pipelines.

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    Land Grab says:

    Clegg will have a gold plated position in the EU,

    Miliband will have some position of power in a major Union,

    and Cameron will have a job at a fucking Indian call centre.

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    Mitch says:

    SSE have frozen prices higher than you can get elsewhere. What kind of victory is that?

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    Ed Balls says:

    Excuse me, its the quenelle.

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    jgm2 says:

    As you say, if Nick has decided the ‘news’ is that SSE’s price freeze represents a ‘victory’ for floppy-nosed Ned then it’s a racing certainty that is how the BBC will be reporting it.

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    Taxi for Millie says:

    Stop shoutin

  34. 34
    jgm2 says:

    He’s trying to cut away the last 1% of Labour’s poll lead.

    Astonishing if the Tories can get a poll lead after the economic hospital pass bequeathed by Labour.

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    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Check out the best deal on uswitch.

  36. 36
    Taxi for Millie says:

    Please R. Fed, take Romania and Bulgaria.

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    Ukrainian oligarch, scot free in London says:


    Ukrainian government departments are controlled by our people, stupid, and have been for years


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    So True says:

    I Just Love Geedo’s comment of the day.

    “The unelected leader of the EU meets the unelected leader of Ukraine to complain about an election in Crimea.

  39. 39
    Toenails says:

    Today is a bad day to bury good Clegg/Farage Sky News syndicated debate.

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    Cameron the Commie Cock Sucker says:

    Cameron has just stated that he supports revisionist history: History is too early to be written and how he thinks that the EU should be made to be victor when it is.

    Now is the time for history to be recorded so as it is clear who has screwed up and that includes the EU destabilization of Ukraine and Cameron’s weakening of the UK defensive capability.

    Also – he misses the most important question that should be asked:

    How will this end ?

    Cameron talking about ‘patterns emerging’ : Read history : particularly that of how the USSR originally came into being. You will find the pattern is a plan.

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    There's always one. says:


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    Cameron the Commie Cock Sucker says:

    The oligarchs have close to zero political influence.

    Read up a bit.

    Same deal with GRU in some of the Baltic’s as well.

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    Vlad, pivoting to Asia says:

    I am not interested in your European shit

    The future of the world is Asia, unless you are blind

    Don’t believe one word from mad neocon warmongers in Washington

  44. 44
    Dave Cameron says:

    Did you know the EU won WWII?

  45. 45
    Taxi for Millie says:

    And what then about Max Clittord

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    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Yes i still think a YES to Scottish independence in September is the only way the Tories can stop Milimong and Labour getting a majority.

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    Cameron the Commie Cock Sucker says:

    After reading Cameron’s pop-up version of WWII and the Global Cooling War that followed, the idea had come to me.

    But then it became clear that Cameron is not a credible source.

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    Unicode says:

    ᴬ ᴭ ᴮ ᴯ ᴰ ᴱ ᴲ ᴳ ᴴ ᴵ ᴶ ᴷ ᴸ ᴹ ᴺ ᴻ ᴼ ᴽ ᴾ ᴿ ᵀ ᵁ ᵂ ᵃ ᵄ ᵅ ᵆ ᵇ ᵈ ᵉ ᵊ ᵋ ᵌ ᵍ ᵎ ᵏ ᵐ ᵑ ᵒ ᵓ ᵔ ᵕ ᵖ ᵗ ᵘ ᵙ ᵚ

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    C.O.Jones says:

    When an energy company freezes prices for the next twenty months – you can guarantee that the price of oil and gas are going to fall further thus locking in customers at the higher tariff. That’s my take on it anyway.

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    Analyst says:

    You clearly know NOTHING about Ukraine if you believe that

    They control about 80% of Ukrainian industry

    Look it up

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    jgm2 says:

    It’s a self-reinforcing cycle of virtue. The more the Tories rise in the polls the more panicked the Little Scotlanders will become that somebody might cut off the benefit pipeline and the more likely they will be to vote ‘YES’.

    Conversely if Labour gain in the polls the Scots will be far more relaxed that their mobility BMWs will continue to arrive and so will be more likely to vote ‘NO’.

    The Tories seem to be peaking at the right time.

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    Dave Cameron says:

    Don’t ask me who they were fighting though. We haven’t worked that out yet, but our best people are working on it.

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    T Watts says:

    Interesting that jobs for those chasing tax offenders are being cut, even thought they will claw back more than their own employment costs, but the onslaught against ‘benefit cheats’ continues even though far less money is stolen that way and staff don’t even cover their own costs

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    A few facts help says:

    You are Victoria Nuland and I collect 100 shekels

    A pathetic neocon troll

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    Cameron the Commie Cock Sucker says:

    R’ussia want’s international monitors in Ukraine.

    Look to what happened in Y’ugoslav!a during the 90s for why they want that.

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    Mitch says:

    SSE are offering a fixed price tariff the same as everybody else. It’s just that it’s their only tariff. Whoopee.

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    Me says:

    That’s about the correct length, yes.

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    SSE says:


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    Message of the day says:

    Keep Calm, and sign on.

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    The BBC says:

    Clearly another PMQs triumph for Ed Milliband.

    (PS: don’t worry Ed, there’s always a £265,000 pa job here for you if you do lose next year)

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    M103 says:

    I heard Evan Davis attempt to interview Iain Duncan Smith on R4 a little earlier and it was a painful experience, at one point Evan said something like ‘this is so frustrating’ as he was just being talked over by IDS burbling on and on about his beliefs and refusing to answer some very pertinent questions about the actuality of making this cap work in the real world……but then everything IDS touches has an enormous gap between what he believes and what is the reality.

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    Cameron the Commie Cock Sucker says:

    @Analyst: They control most of the industry, mainly in the East.

    The East is that which is most aligned with Russia.

    Join the dots… got it yet ?

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    A few facts help says:

    The Cold War is over, old man

    The Russians are going East as everyone else by you knows

    Not West : do you know the difference?!

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    Paniagua V5.1 says:

    You are Johann Hari and I claim my 5 free get out of punctuation class stickers.

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    Alors mon vieux says:

    Is that the near quenelle or the far quenelle?

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    M­a­­­­q­bo­­ul says:

    Gas prices are falling thanks mainly to the US’s windfall shale gas discoveries, coal gas from Australia and Qatar all now transportable by the LNG technology. More pipelines are coming on stream bi-passing Putin’s Playgrounds since he saw fit to use energy as a political tool. Yes, wholesale prices are falling and will they be passed on to the end consumer?

    Will they fuck.

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    Victoria Nuland, Cheney's assistant says:


    We can let loose our neo fascist thugs easily behind the backs of monitors

    More death and destruction in Vlad’s back yard

    It’s part of the neocon master plan

    You should know that

    It worked so well in Iraq and Afghanistan

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    M­a­­­­q­bo­­ul says:

    Hope Farage turns up drunk and jumps on Clegg to box his ears.

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    Click says:

    Find the off switch then Dumbo.

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    thostids says:

    Go on. It’s a pee-shooter!

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    M­a­­­­q­bo­­ul says:

    Off with the caps you c­unt.

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    Hansard says:

    Mr Speaker:
    [indecypherable roar]

    Rt Hon Weird Ed:
    What did Mr Speaker just say to you?

    Agent Starling:
    He said, “I can smell Sally’s Hunt”

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    Long John Silver' s parrot says:

    If Dave does not get reelected I think he should become a professional comic with jokes like that.

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    Elsie Hargreaves 5 Railway Terrace Dewsbury says:

    The last time I heard a roar like that was when Johnny Weissmuller was playing Tarzan.

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    Sheikh Basha Banka says:

    Surely it would be in the best interests of the tax payer if these jobs were commission only for self employed contractors who had to pay annual and monthly license fees for their leads.

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    Rolf Harris says:

    Hearing a roar like that reminds me that the mating season has begun.

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    A Ship's Lawyer says:

    But the bald cnut is still trousering thousands and thousands of our money when even his own kind realized he was a wanker.

    Are you really suggesting we should turn off our tellys and keep handing over our hard earned cash.

    That is the reasoning of the madhouse.

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    The cunt is thick as pigshit says:

    Not really surprising, given the enormous gap between his ears.

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    Jack Ketch says:

    It is not a Hitler salute, if you could hear him, he is saying “We left you in shit up to here”

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    John Bellingham says:

    You are confused, Weismuller’s cry had nine, yes nine, octave variations and according to Rice-Burroughs, was the victory cry of trhe bull-ape. Berco was more the petulant shriek of Cheetah the Chimpanzee

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    Hamish Macbeth says:

    Is the Squeaker a Blackadder fan …

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    Sir Roger de Senseless says:

    Why does he pronounce his name Burr-koww? I would have thought it was Berkoff. After all, it rhymes with all kinds of things.

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    Cor Blimey says:

    At a cost of 500 jobs + sale of assets. So if they supply 10% of England’s power, as quoted, then a total energy freeze would cost 5000 jobs.
    Sound Socialist economics. Marx would be proud of Milliband.

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