March 26th, 2014

PMQs LIVE: Sniff Edition

Oral Questions to the Prime Minister

Q1 Rosie Cooper (West Lancashire)

Q2 Stephen Pound (Ealing North) 

Q3 Derek Twigg (Halton) 

Q4 Jenny Chapman (Darlington) 

Q5 Mr Graham Brady (Altrincham and Sale West) 

Q6 Catherine McKinnell (Newcastle upon Tyne North) 

Q7 Andy McDonald (Middlesbrough) 

Q8 Mel Stride (Central Devon) 

Q9 Mrs Mary Glindon (North Tyneside) 

Q10 Mr John Baron (Basildon and Billericay) 

Q11 Mr David Burrowes (Enfield, Southgate)

Q12 Mr Laurence Robertson (Tewkesbury) 

Q13 Clive Efford (Eltham) 

Q14 Mr Adam Holloway (Gravesham)

Q15 Karen Lumley (Redditch) 

Comments in the comments please…


61 Comments

  1. 1
    Gordon McBreath says:

    I cannot attend today as i don’t want to.

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    • 54
      I dislike socialists intensely says:

      Miliband just cannot get it right ,his pre-scripted jokes are old hat and in the wrong
      places .He is totally out of his depth . I just hope that he stays as Labour leader.

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  2. 2
    C.O.Jones says:

    Which conservative is the dwarf going to bark at today?

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  3. 3
    Next says:

    Half an hour of Shite

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  4. 4
    Pie says:

    Friend of the peadoffiles in da house

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  5. 5
    Bill Quango MP says:

    Big cheer there. Did ed Miliband just score a goal?

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  6. 6
    Fishy says:

    Miliband say week after week…or should that be ‘weak after weak’

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  7. 7
    The Last Quango in Paris says:

    I think Miliband is about to cry.

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    • 8
      Bill Quango MP says:

      Bercow needs to tell him to stay in his own technical area.

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      • 10
        The Last Quango in Paris says:

        Miliband has chosen to surround himself with Balls and Harman the two people who may be worse than him (although a tight three horse race)

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  8. 11
    David Moyes says:

    Miliband’s clearly out of his depth

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    • 17
      Bill Quango MP says:

      Thing is Mr Moyes, you had to take over from possibly the best, most able, most successful football manager the premier league has ever seen.

      Miliband took over from Brown.

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      • 47
        Popsider says:

        “the premier league has ever seen”

        It’s only being going since 2007.

        It’ll be called somethign else next week.

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        • 59
          broderick crawford says:

          No it s bin goin since abaaht 1993 .

          Ahm too lazy too look up the exact date on Wiki.

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  9. 13
    Tony Blair is a war criminal says:

    Red Ed is not having a good day.

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  10. 14
    Bargon Hogwash says:

    Ned – ooo get you DEAR – ! What a PRAT!

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  11. 15
    Twat says:

    Clegg’s face is a picture. Lol..total contempt for Miliband

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    • 40
      Weird Ed says:

      Still offered to get into bed with me in 2015 – thucking thlag.

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      • 60
        broderick crawford says:

        yeah but Cloggy has always been an easy slut .

        thirty odd skirts before he got narried ? !

        I hope the Senora insisted on blood tests .

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  12. 16
    I hate Labour says:

    I see Ladyboy Cooper is in a skirt today. VOMIT!

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  13. 18
    Bingo says:

    Stephen Pound reminds me of Stuart Hall

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  14. 20
    I hate Labour says:

    Someone should tell Milic-unt his “calm down dear” is not funny any more and wasn’t even his line to begin with.

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    • 61
      broderick crawford says:

      Sonehow I don t think Michael Winner with all his millions was a Socialist ….
      oh hold on …

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  15. 22
    Dear me... says:

    Oh goddddd, more Hillsborough anniversary mopery….

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  16. 23
    I hate Labour says:

    I thought Cameron was on good form today.

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  17. 24
    I hate Labour says:

    Stephen Pound is just like Dennis Skinner, another deluded old cock who thinks he’s funny but only gets laughs from his fellow Labour wankstains.

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  18. 25
    Cameron the Commie Cock Sucker says:

    What has the traitor been up to today ?

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  19. 26
    Cameron the Commie Cock Sucker says:

    If Dave doesn’t fix the defence cuts, then he will be first up against the wall when the neo-Soviet tanks roll in.

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  20. 27
    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    bingo joke was funny ish

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  21. 28
    Cameron the Commie Cock Sucker says:

    He called it the Depart of Energy. What happened to the ‘and Climate Change’ bit ?

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    • 46
      Willl H says:

      I hope there’s a growing realisation that ‘Climate Change’ is a tautology, and an ackowledgement that having a bunch of 3rd rate civil servants in Whitehall trying to ‘combat’ it is cretinous in the extreme – the sort of thing that only the most demented Nu Labourite could dream up when presented with a new and exciting opportunity to scam the taxpayer…

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    • 50
      Alky Seltzer says:

      Gone with the Wind

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  22. 30
    Cameron the Commie Cock Sucker says:

    Need to keep the EU immigrants out – They are not British.

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  23. 31
    Sir Bernard Rogan-Josh says:

    Poor day for Ed. Needs to remember to confine himself to talking about Food Banks, otherwise it all goes a bit pear shaped.

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  24. 32
    Wendi Deng says:

    who she “MP for Penistone”?

    Me is Main Prostitute for Penis (Tone). I luv him long time you pay as you like, he nice leg, butt too, many dorra!

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  25. 33
    Cameron the Commie Cock Sucker says:

    But Dave has also lied through his fucking teeth about many issues including EU referendum, and wasted Parliamentary time on gay marriage.

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  26. 35
    We're all in it together says:

    Why doesn’t Butch point out that the Labour front row is also full of multi-millionaires

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  27. 39
    Toenails says:

    I think Ed Miliband is doing really well and Labour are right about living standards being bad under the Tories, and people will see that he’s doing the right thing.

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  28. 41
    This Week Producer says:

    Shit! One of the blonde totty seems to be a Tory! Who let this happen? Cut the sound and go for an upskirt shot!

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  29. 44
    This Week Producer says:

    Phew. Back on script, everyone.

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  30. 48
    Stop the telly tax says:

    BBC’s Daily Politics seemed impressed with Ed’s performance.
    Situation normal.

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    • 51
      This Week Producer says:

      Oh, yeah. Sorry. I’m Daily Politics Producer aren’t I.

      I get a bit confused cos I only got this job cos daddy went to school with a Dimbleby.

      Still it’s the same thing: Brillo + a couple of blondes

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  31. 49
    jake says:

    the Pm voice did a IDS.
    Why does he get so flustered ?

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    • 53
      Denial_a_river_in_Islington says:

      Hard to say. He’s won ALL of the arguments now and will shortly put the SNP to the sword (Claymore). No sweat. No need for fluster. Both Ed’s have now totally blown it. It’s beyond repair for Labour.

      Nothing to see here – just move on Dave……

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Austrian Chancellor Werner Faymann on Cameron’s refusal to pay the £1.7 billion EU bill by December 1st:

“Well, then he’s gonna pay on December 2nd”



Mycroft says:

Have you read the last bit of Animal Farm?

You know where the animals are looking through the Farmhouse window?

My TV screen was that window at lunch-time today.

Be careful, the sudden self-congratulatory tone, the slightly pudgy outline of indulgence and you become exactly what you should despise.

The jolly face of the Quisling Cameron poses for your camera has mesmerised and deceived you, you who were once not so deceived.

You were no firebrand, you were a damp squib in my opinion, sorry.

You need a damned good kick up the ahse!


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