March 26th, 2014

Awkward Politico-Media “Conscious Uncoupling” Coverage

Poor BBC News presenter Joanna Gosling is being made to read the Gwyneth Paltrow / Chris Martin split on loop on the BBC News Channel.

Surely they could have got her co-presenter to cover this particular story given her own current “conscious uncoupling” from Craig Oliver?


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  1. 1
    Ah! wonder why Max says:

    Defence say there has been contradictions in evidence over size. One complainant said freakishly small another very large.

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  2. 2
    Joss Taskin says:

    Eh?

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  3. 3
    Gordon McBreath says:

    Conscious uncoupling ? They don’t half talk bollox

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  4. 4
    Anonymous says:

    Helen Flanagan Takes Luisa Zissman Up On Her Offer Of A Mud-Wrestle

    Tits out for the lads.

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  5. 6
    Lard Everard says:

    Who is Joanna Gobling ? Sounds like a woman whose career I could advance.

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  6. 7
    Funniest viral video ever says:

    That is one angry dude!

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  7. 8
    The Last Quango in Paris says:

    why doesn’t someone just read ‘Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris martin are to divorce’ why is Gwynnie dictating the media?

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  8. 9
    Silly cow says:

    Anna Soubry wants Clegg to win the EU debate. Typical Tory.

    Vote UKIP

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  9. 12
    Paul Daniels Rabbit says:

    Conscious uncoupling from EU anyone?

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  10. 15
    Can we fall any lower? says:

    Max Clifford’s dick is being measured in the High Court

    OMG

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    • 18
      Duty Pędant says:

      I do hope they measure it at 20C otherwise it will not be traceable back to National Physics Laboratory standards.

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    • 19
      Janet Street Banger says:

      Can we have a photo of Max’s sausage on the front page of the Sun please Guido?

      We need to judge for ourselves

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    • 21
      Louche Lawyer says:

      Will the measurement be taken in EUSSR Metric, or goode olde English Pounds, Shillings and Pence?

      This lawyer is embarrassed The English Legal System has sunk to such depths! *

      *No reference to how ‘low’ MC’s appendage falls….

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      • 25
        Janet Street-Food Porter says:

        Remember how succulent button mushrooms when they were sold off the barrow?

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  11. 16
    Ed Miliband says:

    Is that in the same sense that I am consciously coupled to any bandwagon going?

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  12. 22
    Nemesis says:

    I cannot believe the media coverage about these two fuckers. Is this nation so obsessed with trivial celebrities to the extent it becomes headline news! What a juvenile brained population to concern itself about this tripe.

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    • 23
      Louche Lawyer says:

      @Nemesis

      This nation of benny-busting, coke snorting, ganga-smoking, Labore-voting, Chavs IS only concerned with pointless drivel about so-called celebs, Jeremy Vyle and Neighbours (from Hell). That’s what the Welfare State has dragged us down to…….

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