March 26th, 2014

Awkward Politico-Media “Conscious Uncoupling” Coverage

Poor BBC News presenter Joanna Gosling is being made to read the Gwyneth Paltrow / Chris Martin split on loop on the BBC News Channel.

Surely they could have got her co-presenter to cover this particular story given her own current “conscious uncoupling” from Craig Oliver?


28 Comments

  1. 1
    Ah! wonder why Max says:

    Defence say there has been contradictions in evidence over size. One complainant said freakishly small another very large.

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  2. 2
    Joss Taskin says:

    Eh?

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  3. 3
    Gordon McBreath says:

    Conscious uncoupling ? They don’t half talk bollox

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  4. 4
    Anonymous says:

    Helen Flanagan Takes Luisa Zissman Up On Her Offer Of A Mud-Wrestle

    Tits out for the lads.

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  5. 6
    Lard Everard says:

    Who is Joanna Gobling ? Sounds like a woman whose career I could advance.

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  6. 7
    Funniest viral video ever says:

    That is one angry dude!

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  7. 8
    The Last Quango in Paris says:

    why doesn’t someone just read ‘Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris martin are to divorce’ why is Gwynnie dictating the media?

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  8. 9
    Silly cow says:

    Anna Soubry wants Clegg to win the EU debate. Typical Tory.

    Vote UKIP

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  9. 12
    Paul Daniels Rabbit says:

    Conscious uncoupling from EU anyone?

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  10. 15
    Can we fall any lower? says:

    Max Clifford’s dick is being measured in the High Court

    OMG

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    • 18
      Duty Pędant says:

      I do hope they measure it at 20C otherwise it will not be traceable back to National Physics Laboratory standards.

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    • 19
      Janet Street Banger says:

      Can we have a photo of Max’s sausage on the front page of the Sun please Guido?

      We need to judge for ourselves

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    • 21
      Louche Lawyer says:

      Will the measurement be taken in EUSSR Metric, or goode olde English Pounds, Shillings and Pence?

      This lawyer is embarrassed The English Legal System has sunk to such depths! *

      *No reference to how ‘low’ MC’s appendage falls….

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      • 25
        Janet Street-Food Porter says:

        Remember how succulent button mushrooms when they were sold off the barrow?

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  11. 16
    Ed Miliband says:

    Is that in the same sense that I am consciously coupled to any bandwagon going?

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  12. 22
    Nemesis says:

    I cannot believe the media coverage about these two fuckers. Is this nation so obsessed with trivial celebrities to the extent it becomes headline news! What a juvenile brained population to concern itself about this tripe.

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    • 23
      Louche Lawyer says:

      @Nemesis

      This nation of benny-busting, coke snorting, ganga-smoking, Labore-voting, Chavs IS only concerned with pointless drivel about so-called celebs, Jeremy Vyle and Neighbours (from Hell). That’s what the Welfare State has dragged us down to…….

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“Well, then he’s gonna pay on December 2nd”



Mycroft says:

Have you read the last bit of Animal Farm?

You know where the animals are looking through the Farmhouse window?

My TV screen was that window at lunch-time today.

Be careful, the sudden self-congratulatory tone, the slightly pudgy outline of indulgence and you become exactly what you should despise.

The jolly face of the Quisling Cameron poses for your camera has mesmerised and deceived you, you who were once not so deceived.

You were no firebrand, you were a damp squib in my opinion, sorry.

You need a damned good kick up the ahse!


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