March 25th, 2014

David Ruffley’s Pubic Surgery


  1. 1
    Owen Jones says:

    Behind every gay man there is another.

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    LOL says:

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    Kilt MacSponger says:

    Ha ha!

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    LOL says:

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    Flower Power says:

    Former Co-op Bank chairman Paul Flowers tells the BBC of his “hellish” personal ordeal after being arrested over drug claims and the pressure he faced over its aborted Lloyds takeover

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    Flower Power says:

    Former Co-op Bank chairman P*ul Flowers tells the BBC of his “hellish” personal ordeal after being arrested over drug claims and the pressure he faced over its aborted Lloyds takeover

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    Spunk Bubble says:

    Do you bloody mind.

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    Myfanwy says:

    Is that another way of saying one man is prostituting himself for advancement on the greasy pole.

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    broderick crawford says:

    Typo !!
    Should of course read : Pubic Surgery

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    Bill Rook says:

    Someone put this clown in charge for a reason. who received soft loans and sponsorship?

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    broderick crawford says:

    Can we not send this Flower ” Pot” to North Korea and arrange for Kim Jong to fire up another 120 starving pitbulls to despatch him ” humanely” in the local football stadium ?

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    Myfanwy says:

    Aye, that actionman chancellor ringing up to see how the Lloyds branches takeover was going, old Flower power should have told Gideon to go away when he asked them (the Coop bank ) to take over the Lloyds branches.

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    Meanwhile, in a galaxy far far to the left says:

    Owen should perhaps buy a colour TV…

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    Myfanwy says:

    The firm that gave the loan in exchange for 70% share in the Coop bank?

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    Honest Opinion says:

    I seriously hope the creditors who he has indirectly screwed over take both him and Ed Balls into a cold damp basement somewhere and dissect with hot pliers very slowly the pounds of flesh they are owed.

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    Myfanwy says:

    Before you all start not that pole.

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    Ah! so says:

    …only curly haired allowed.

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    Short back and sides says:

    It was a close shave !

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    Ah, bless.
    Perhaps his potty training was delayed?

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    Ma­q­bo­­ul says:

    Pubic surgery. Wossat? You have to wait 16 years before he’ll see you?

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    Myfanwy says:

    He keeps making appearances on the idiots lantern

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    Myfanwy says:

    Geedes would have given him potty training

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    Ah! FGM says:

    we’ve had the first arrests for that

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    Ah! FGM says:


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    Owen Jones says:

    “Inflation is dropping too far, too fast !”

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    Anonymous says:

    Hopefully he will get the last train leaving Victoria.

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    Justin Poofyboots says:


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    The Auditor says:

    What has David Cameron done to justify his salary today ?

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    T Watts says:


    Wanna see a picture of Cherie, nude?

  30. 30
    Podiceps says:

    For ‘today’ read ‘ever’.

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    Dot Cottons fag says:

    Ukraine Leader In New Leaked Recording: 8 Million Russians In Ukraine “Must Be Killed With Nuclear Weapons”

  32. 32
    Bosun Higgs says:

    Please, O Putin sockpuppet, go back to Lubyanka Square with your ludicrously anateurish propaganda.

  33. 33
    David Cameron says:

    That’s given me an idea. Should I have a second testicle grafted on?

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    BBC Red Bottom says:


    the bedroom tax is a tax
    the telly tax is NOT a tax
    the council tax is a tax
    fishing tax is NOT a tax.

  35. 35
    Bosun Higgs says:

    Yep. Nothing but tedious windbag lib-lefties.

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    Long time reader, first time caller says:

    Guido – are you hosting the LBC97.3 EURO referendum leader’s debate here tomorrow? The ONLY chance to see leaders debate the issue.

    Should make good watching.

    We know you are anti-UKIP. But also, surely, Anti-Clegg?

    Live blog?

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    UN Observer says:

    Shut up Cyou CIA mercenary

    We all know you are supporting killers and thugs

    Everywhere you go

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    Long time reader, first time caller says:

    Its dreadful isn’t it?
    30 years ago the Russians led the world in propaganda.
    Now even the Daily Mail Online could make up stories that seem more credible.

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    Ed Moribund says:

    I asked Sainsbury’s if they do home delivery. They said yes.
    I said ‘great – the wife has gone into labour, so come round quick!”

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    David 'Spiv' Camoron says:

    Well, today I tried again selling the idea of bumsex marriage to my best friend Vladdy P. Not sure why those Orthodox squares don’t buy into the whole ‘Jesus was cool with bumming’ stuff. Even tried selling him on the idea of bumming being rational explanation for the immaculate conception.

    He just stirred his tea.

    Then got onto the subject of war profits, and introduced him to this new CASH scheme to prop up the UK pension market at a guaranteed 10% return to him – if he didn’t ask for the money back – ever.

    Ho hum, will try again tomorrow.

    I love bum bum bumming…

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    Rachel Reeves says:

    I was dreadful again, wasn’t I?
    I know I can do better. I just need another few weeks media coaching and some better material. Honk.

    honk honk honk!

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    Nuke their oil fields says:

    Seeing as the idea has now been put out there, even though it was a fairly amateur bit of editing, perhaps it should happen.

    Could consider it the start of a proper ethnic cleansing.

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    A Canada Goose says:


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    Dot Cottons fag says:


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    Analyst says:

    Here is the man really pulling the strings in Ukraine

    Look him up….

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    Vlad the inhaler says:

    They cannot even spare decent MILFS for their honey traps because they need them to bridge the demographic decline.

    Come on Vladdy – the West demands more of your Anna Chapman’s.

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    Square Eyes says:

    Live on LBC Radio at 7pm tomorrow – also covered live on Sky News – apparently.

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    Analyst says:

    and here are the people he shakes down

    All of them given immunity by the British Government, which is an accomplice to the r a p e of Ukraine and Russia

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    N.Clegg says:

    Me me me me me!

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    Nuke their oil fields says:

    The problem is that the Sh’ia would take that event as a message that the prophet had returned, and then go so bat-shit crazy it would make Bin Laden look like a QT Mehdi H asan rant.

    That perhaps is one of the reasons why that idea didn’t get off the ground.

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    Realpolitik says:

    Ukraine is on it’s own: Sink or swim, it’s up to them.

    Fuck Russia.

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    Ellie-Mae (9) says:

    you wish

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    non taxable pikey says:

    Constable, do your duty.

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    Anonymous says:

    Elected by no one. They don’t even bother to hide it.

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    Analyst says:

    Ukraine’s wealth is sitting in these oligarchs’ accounts in London

    It should be seized and returned to the Ukrainians

    Instead, Western taxpayers are being asked to foot the bill because the criminal British Government is protecting these gangsters

    Real criminal politik?

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    UN Observer says:

    You make Stalin look tame…

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    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Owen Jones hypnotist. Could somebody remember to wake the audience up.

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    Jack says:

    The Gas Princess has admitted it is true

    Do catch up

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    BBC Free Speech programme says:

    We won’t mention the word Gay.

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    Realpolitik says:

    Unless their wealth is a few functioning nukes and fully equipped tank divisions / air force ready to go – it is no use.

    Returning Ukraine’s wealth now would be tantamount to giving it to Russia.

    Better for Ukraine to default, enter a sectarian civil war, and let Russia sort that out.

    When Ukraine gets it’s sovereignty back, repatriate then.

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    just saying says:

    Why haven’t Flowers and other members of the Co-op Board
    been arrested yet?How can the public have any confidence in the
    banking sector while bank chiefs continue to get away with such

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    BBC News and Propaganda Unit says:

    We won’t give Farage any publicity.

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    Ith5x5 says:

    I want more lesbians……Japanese ones.

    Diverse enough…?

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    Analyst says:

    Any excuse for keeping the loot in London…

    Give the money to the IMF then…. instead of our money

    You sound like a bankster and I collect my 10 shekels!

    PS According to Western governments, Ukraine has just got its sovereignty back..Or don’t you believe the UK Government?

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    not in my name says:

    Hague has just reiterated British support to the Ukranian ‘president’.
    He doesn’t represent my views or those of anyone else I know.

    We understand very well that an elected president in Ukraine was overthrown in an EU backed revolution and Putin must protect his military bases in Crimea.

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    Stephen K Amos says:

    I’ve got the X factor.

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    Katsap Watch says:

    Donetsk says: Vote UKIP ?


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    White rabbit says:

    I’ve been away a bit lately and can’t tell you how much I’ve missed Ed ‘jeepers creepers’ Miliband. With the potential of another ‘Europe of the Dictators’ on the horizon I feel much better knowing he’s around. Safe bra.

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    Realpolitik says:

    Do you believe the British government ? ;-)

    Their sovereignty is in a state of flux.

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    Dianne Abbot says:

    I’ve got to wear a weave on my beaver.

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    FIFY says:

    the bedroom tax does not exist
    the telly tax is a tax
    council tax is a tax
    I am not interested in fishing

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    Moscow on the Thames says:

    Guido’s friends at City Index state that the British Government “wittingly leaked” its Policy of immunity for Russian interests in the UK

    There by ensuring protection for Putin

    You cannot go much further in criminality and duplicity

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    C O (Ξ7i) says:

    This so had to be said. But is a bit hypocritical.

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    The Boy Plunger says:

    Osborne is selling off our shares in Lloyds at a discount to the price to Institutions in the City.

    The British taxpayer is being shafted a second time .

    Do not expect the Press to be over this story like a rash tomorrow morning.

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    Llareggub says:

    No, he keeps making appearances on the BBC.

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    albacore says:

    The only pubic surgery for which England calls
    Is of the likes of politicians such as Ed Balls
    And, since all Parliament is just as E U-crackers
    Let’s vote the whole shebang of them off to the knacker’s

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    Llareggub says:

    My God, that sounds like one hell of a party. Did they all get shit-faced and laid, I wonder?

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    Diane Fatbutt says:


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    Llareggub says:

    I was approached in January by the Federation of Small Businesses. I was initially interested because membership would have got me free banking.

    But then I discovered the free banking was provided by the Co-op. When their salesman called me back, I told him, “There is no way I would consider entrusting my money to an organisation that thinks it’s a great idea to appoint a drug addict with no experience of banking as its chairman.”

    The salesman didn’t even bother arguing. I think it wasn’t the first time he’d heard that objection!

  83. 83
    George Osborne says:

    We are all in it together because it’s the right thing to do.

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    Analyst says:

    Here we go….

    The natural fit of the 21st century

    Russia supplies energy

    China makes everything else

    The Eurasian landmass united at last

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    C O (Ξ7j) says:

    They’ve been going on about that since 2006 – still nothing signed yet.

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    Stephen K Amos says:

    Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?

  87. 87
    What Time is it? says:

    Yes you’ve guessed, it’s Pat rant time again and this time Pat gives us the low down on how to be a racist in 2014 Britain.


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    Jimmy Tarbuck says:

    Listen, lad. I’m the only one who does shitty, unfunny gags.

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    C O (Ξ7j) says:

    Rosneft attempting to sign up !ndia to an oil deal is equally interesting, but again nothing has been signed:

    The hegemonic challenge may not go unanswered.

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    Llareggub says:

    Excellent! The biggest laugh I’ve had all week!

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    Analyst says:

    And the leak was made by young Powell, deputy national security adviser to Spoonface

    The son of “lord” Powell, foreign policy adviser to Mrs Thatcher and involved in dodgy arms deals since

    And the nephew of Jonathan “jeeves” Powell, Chief of staff to the Pimp Blair and who joined Morgan Stanley – enough said (and wrote a cheap book praising Machiavelli also)

    Jonathan Powell was at the heart of Britain’s involvement in the Iraq War, dodgy dossier and subsequent lying to all and sundry

    A thoroughly nasty and dishonest family

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    Pat for PM says:

    Pat’s a legend. He’s got no time for leftie apologists for islam. He tells it like it is when it comes to the religion of piss, lefties, the bbc and all the multi culti bollocks. If we had a Prime Minister like him, this country wouldn’t be in the mess it is.

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    Putin blows goats says:

    Is your other moniker Blowing Whistles ?

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    UN Observer says:

    Well Rumsfeld is a war criminal and mass murderer

    One of the neocon vermin

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    Llareggub says:

    Q. Who voted for Yulia Tymoshenko?

    A. Nobody. And she hasn’t served out her sentence for abuse of office, dating back to when she WAS elected.

    Q. Who was the last prime minister of Ukraine to have been democratically elected?

    A. Viktor Yushchenko, the geezer who was just chucked out.

    Q. Having been elected to office, did anybody vote Viktor Yushchenko out of office?

    A. No.

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    Wolves in sheeps clothing says:

    Hellish ordeal is indeed what is awaiting this apostate when he shuffles off his mortal coil.

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    UN Observer says:

    The British Government is the whore of the City and any oligarch who pays the price

    A little pillaging of Britain is a fashionable thing to do

    After all, we have most of the pillagers of Ukraine and Russia in London

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    Labour Party says:

    Labour Party Donors

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    Diane Fatbutt says:


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    A Conservative says:

    Some sat it all started in America

    You say it all started in Russia..

    But hegemonic is a long word for you, son, don’t get tongue tied, please

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Oh well – i did put a reply into Patranter but it seems to have disappeared – anyway i hand over to the Blowing Whistles midnight stalker IMPOSTER – for tonight. Night, night.

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    Llareggub says:

    It’s a bit like rubber-necking a traffic accident on the M4.

    It’s not right. It’s not noble. It’s certainly not edifying. But it is FASCINATING!

    And frankly, the worse it gets, the better it is!

    Comical Eddie is the slow-motion car crash that keeps on giving!

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    Not in my name either says:

    I wouldnt trust our compromised foreign secretary as far as I could spit.

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    Llareggub says:

    I’m no Ukipper, but I am proudly a hard-core, unapologetic Eurosceptic. I shall be listening, I shall be cheering for Nigel. I do expect him to make mincemeat of Little Nicky, because Nicky is defending the indefensible.

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    Llareggub says:

    But Barack Obama is a wonderful, saintly, loving, human being. Oh yes, and he’s black, but that in no way affects my judgement.

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    Abuse Corrupt Control says:

    Interesting story about institutional child abuse in another of our public schools in todays Times.

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    Llareggub says:

    You may have noticed that the City generates rather a lot of revenue for this country. Employs rather a lot of people, and pays their salaries. They spend their salaries, which serves to pay other peoples’ salaries. And so on, in a great ripple effect. Have you stopped to question whether you’d have a job without the City?

    Pillaging? They’re making your income, sunshine!

    If Osborne is selling Lloyds shares at a discount, are you sure anybody would be willing to pay full price for them?

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    The Weaselblower says:

    No, BW would have blamed it on the You Know Whos

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    UN Observer says:

    Sometimes we try to be rational on this blog

    Or amusing

    You are neither

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    Katsap Watch says:

    For all Rumsfeld’s faults, it cannot be denied that O’bama is fucking useless.

    It could be worst though: Miliband or Cameron for example.

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    Somewhere is left says:

    Last plane to land in Simón Bolívar” International Airport, Carcaus before it falls (into disuse).

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    Not Blowing Whistles says:

    No comment on Judge Denis Watson who gave some Latv!an guy 8 months for being in possession (and presumably having pleasured himself) with a snuff movie featuring a 15 year old girl ?

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    Podiceps says:

    Evidently you never watch the BBC.

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    JJ12 says:

    Awesome and wrrying piece by ZH.

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    UN Observer says:

    So you are proud to be a pimp, sunshine?

    You are the chauffeur for an oligarch and I claim my 50 roubles…

    Or perhaps Tony Blair?!

    PS I make my money honestly in the medical world and always have, you cheap jerk

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    cheche says:

    Try and understand what he’s saying before you throw the insults.

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    Ah! fan says:


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    Ah! no! says:

    Tonight the Met Office has warned that we should be prepared for normal weather.

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    Ah! no! says:


    Doe to global warming of course.

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    Victim, Victim...I'm the Victim! says:

    NN now… Rev Paul Flowers…

    “It was all Guido Fawkes’s fault”!


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    Victim, Victim...I'm the Victim! says:

    NN now… Rev P@ul Flowers…

    “It was all Guido Fawkes’s fault”!


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    Sniff, sniff...can you smell something? says:

  125. 125 were very fucking bold says:

    “If I can be so bold”

    “If I can be so bold”

    “If I can be so bold”

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    Lloyd Blankcheque says:

    Paxo’s facial expression is a fucking picture!

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    Fishy says:

    Astonishing Fantasy Flowers interview on Labour’s BBC.

    He’s doing a Gordon….Not me, nothing to do with me…it started with the people who appointed me.

    And Paxman offers him the leading question…Re Lloyds how much pressure did you come under? Flowers blames Gideon for that. Even the HoC were at fault for being nasty to him and tripping him up at the select committee.

    The interview (and its leading nature) seems incredibly choreographed. What a fu.cking conman Flowers is.

    Katz strikes again. That’ll teach the Tory bastards to go after the licence tax

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    Anonymous says:

    The bloke’s a narcisisstic revisionist.

    He’s got so much chutzpah, a few of my chosen friends would be proud envious.

    You can see exactly how he fooled so many people.

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    Anonymous says:

    “Forgive me

    Forgive me

    Forgive me

    Most people go through these things that never come into the public domain”

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    Fishy says:

    + 1000

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    Axe the telly tax says:

    Newsnight TV Gold…at fucking last!

    Paxo: “Most of us don’t resort to rent boys and drugs”

    Flowers: “How do you know?”

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    Fishy says:

    But it looks like Newsnight have swallowed…what Flowers has had to say;

    ‘Embarrassing for the Treasury’ they reckon. How did they work out that Flowers was telling the truth?

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    cheche says:

    but the reputation of the rev is awful. its newsnight that made the mistake by siding with him

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    The Jooish MSM has tried its best to rubbish my religion, my faith says:

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    It’s not me, I’ve been stuck in casualty all evening having a rubber fist removed from my anus. Boy can you get carried away with those things!!

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    Ah! can see says:

    Next decade’s Newspapers Today

    ” M4dd1e suspect to be arrested tomorrow”

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    A smart fucker says:

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    Ah! remember says:

    the BBC’s are there to educate and ENTERTAIN

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Like myself the Pope has never had a proper job in his life and will never have sex with a woman. Also, like me he spends his whole life waffling on about things that aren’t real and says nothing of any practical use to anyone.

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    She's Dangerous that one is. says:

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    ...and then we told them trickle down economics would benefit everybody! says:

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    Blowing Weasles says:


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    Polly's Boss says:

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    The BBC says:

    Our motto:
    Nation shall squirt piss over nation.

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    I preferred the one about the organ says:

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    Ah! Hitler says:

    I have sinned…you know the rest

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    Podiceps says:

    Medusa lives.

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    ...and then we told them trickle down economics would benefit everybody! says:

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    Bono bongo says:

    Having rich people doesn’t make the poor richer. Doesn’t make them poorer either.

    When china was a communist egalitarian people’s state average incomes in the 1970s were around 1/100th of what they are today.

    How do you explain that professor?
    We don’t need another lecture thanks. We have history. And all, all without exception socialist states are failures.

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    Carnation says:

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    What were they thinking? says:

    And he ran a bank…

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    Tony Smooth says:

    Don’t mention the war. I mentioned it once at Chilcott , but I’m pretty sure I t away with it.

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    I love the smell of Νazis in the morning says:

    Mea culpa, mea culpa,mea maxima culpa.
    (I’m a cowboy, I’m a cowboy, I’m a Mexican cowboy.)

  155. 155
    Tony Smooth says:

    People will believe any old crap.
    WMD and all that.

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    tories are cunts says:

    see the harper thread didn’t last long. No good using a discredited, racist former immigration minister who’s being investigated by the police as an example to use to question somebody else – how totally borish

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    The Co-op Party is a cancer in the bowel of our democracy says:

    He interviewed a pathological, amoral, steamy turd of narcissistic self-pitying denial. What face do you expect him to pull?

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    The CIA stole my plane says:

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    Did Barry's App crash? says:

    In 2006, Boeing announced the following, from a John Croft article in Flight Global:

    Boeing last week received a US patent for a system that, once activated, removes all controls from pilots to automatically return a commercial airliner to a predetermined landing location.

    The “uninterruptible” autopilot would be activated – either by pilots, by onboard sensors or even remotely via radio or satellite links by government agencies like the Central Intelligence Agency, if terrorists attempt to gain control of a flight deck.

    Boeing says: “We are constantly studying ways we can enhance the safety, security and efficiency of the world’s airline fleet.”

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    Yo Soy Un Ventana Licker says:

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    Candlestick says:

    For years I thought we lived in a democracy.

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    Fishy says:

    Gordon Duff or Duff Gordon?

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    Sergeant Schultz says:

    The CIA: so smart they can manipulate everything. And yet so dumb they couldn’t predict that Putin would move in on the Crimea.

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    Anonymous says:

    My comment on that was censored.

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    Monocle says:

    I agree with him. There are far too few white faces on the box these days. They have been crowded out on the BBC by the unrepresentative ‘fake diversity’ crowd.

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    Caligula says:

    Quote of the Year

    Give the man the Golden Dildo Award (+ 2 bars and a VD)

    He really deserves it

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    Anonymous says:


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    Dirty Digger says:

    Paxo walked into that one

    The BBC is the biggest user of rentboys and drugs in Britain

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    Guido's jockstrap says:

    It all started in the Westminster Arms

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    C O (Ξ7i) says:

    Gordon Duff is a well known dis-info mong.

    He was spreading b/s about apparent ex spy Andrea Davison some time back.

    Usually posts stuff on the tap blog – ignore. :-)

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    Bank analyst says:

    You can see why the British banking system collapsed as well

    And has still not recovered

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    Martin Luther King says:

    Was Flowers stoned again?

    He normally is when he gives his Sunday sermons

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    Don't knock too loud you'll wake the neighbours says:

    As long as it doesn’t end up round at Nigel Evan’s place, you should be alright. I’d recommend finishing the evening with a kebab and a ride home on the night bus.

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    A specialist says:

    They were all following Lady Gaga’a ass

    What do you expect

    The CIA have never been right

    Only good for blackm ps, murder, mayhem, torture and rendition

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    Count the notes... says:

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    Rev Flowers says:

    I now see the error of my ways…I should have used a credit card.

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    Victoria Nuland, neocon war criminal says:

    She says what I think

    Us neocons want murder, chaos, bloodshed and destruction in Ukraine

    In Pootn’s back yard

    Then we will bomb Palestinian and Lebanese and Iranian women and children in our mad pusuit of fascist domination

    Mass murder is the order of the day

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    Tooting Tony Blair, still in Tel Aviv says:

    The CIA are superb

    Do you remember all the WMDs they invented for Colin Powell to present to the UN

    They foxed everyone

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    Guido's jockstrap says:


    We know about Guido’s driving at night…

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    Send the man to jail says:

    Typical druggie kweer

    A good example of the perversions of shirt lifting

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    Goodnight Vienna says:

    It was so obviously a typo. He meant pubic sugary.

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    nickers says:

    A nikah in a niqab. Which one was wearing it?

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    white frilly knickers says:

    Anyone know how many native British whites were at that meeting?

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    Headmistress in the canteen says:

    No matter what moniker you use, you reveal yourself by your inability to distinguish between ‘worse’ (which seems not to exist in your vocabulary bank) and ‘worst’.

    Must try harder.

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    Under over across between after before etc says:

    These days, the Press are not ‘over’ anything. Current jargon has it that the term is ‘across’ – as in “We’ll cover this story across all platforms”. Sounds like something at Euston station.

    Do try to keep up.

  186. 186
    Oil B Seeingya says:

    How many fingers do the Rothschilds have in these particular pies?

  187. 187
    Anonymous says:

    By that logic, Gaddafi is still the President of Libya.

    There was no formal manipulated election as before but the people, fed up with Putin’s puppet Yushenko bleeding them dry, voted overwhelmingly on the streets.

  188. 188
    Lost in Clacton says:

    The woman is obviously mad and should really be in prison .

  189. 189
    Lost in Clacton says:

    Are you suggesting that this missing plane was hijacked by the CIA and now that the Chinese are revolting they are keeping quiet ?

    If true this is absolutely deplorable.

    The G8 should become the G6.

  190. 190
    non taxable pikey says:

    Diane, your time would be better spent addressing the appalling waste of young lives in your beloved Hackney. Your political career is carried on the backs of those suffering in your constituency. Get up off your fat arse and attempt something positive for the first time in your life.

  191. 191
    An awkward bastard says:

    So the Teachers’ strike is “for the sake of children” ?

    If they get any more money out of their actions it goes to the NSPCC ?

  192. 192
    Vote ukip get no referendum ever says:

    So, David Lammy warns “the party had become overly focused on the issue of living standards without spelling out its ‘positive offer’ for people to vote for them.”

    Jeez the guy should be on Mastermind

    Read more:
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  193. 193
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    They have so many days off a year will anyone even notice if they are on strike :-)

  194. 194
    Prime Minister David Cameron says:

    Solidarity with striking teachers and NUT today. That imbecile Gove is fundamentally wrong.

  195. 195
    Awl aht says:

    Will anybody notice?

  196. 196
    Awl aht says:

    ooops… great minds. You posted as I was re-reading from the top so didn’t see yours. Let’s go to the canteen for a cuppa.

  197. 197
    Whirly Shilliams says:

    Sack the fucking lot of them and let them re-apply for their jobs, after having retaken (and passed!) serious level exams in their teaching subjects. Let’s see what these cvnts are really made of. We just might then be able to restart our education systems properly.

  198. 198
    Anonymous says:

    just watched that plonker E Holmes on Sky interviewing David Laws what an embarrassment should be sacked. Another Socialist doing a interview answered by himself. Wanker

  199. 199
    Prime Minister"Money's no object" Cameron says:

    One false dawn after another.

  200. 200
    Ed Miliband says:

    You’re spot on Prime Minister.

    Please advise of the the last time the Tories held a lead in the opinion polls?

    YouGov/Sun poll CON 35%, LAB 38%, LDEM 10%, UKIP 10%

  201. 201
    Why is Dr Liam Fox no longer our Defence Secretary says:

    I refuse to let any teacher striking today teach any of my kids in the future.

    A child’s interests are paramount.

    A full list of strikers should be published so that parents can better protect their children.

  202. 202
    del boy says:

    When you have two plonkers together with one camera what else do you expect ?

  203. 203
    bluebottle says:

    And today it is Wednesday.

  204. 204
    Lost in the Daily Telegraph says:

    Fascism alive and kicking in Venezuela this morning.

    Good show.

  205. 205
    Iain Duncan Smith says:

    Welfare should be based on need, not arbitrary caps. Shame on Labour for reinforcing Tory view that poor are responsible for economic crisis.

  206. 206
    RED LEN says:

  207. 207
    Owen Jones says:

    I’m striking today because enough is enough…we have got to remove this right wing political blogging parasite known as Guido Fawkes.

  208. 208
    jgm2 says:

    There you go again, dividing and ruling.

  209. 209
    nell says:

    Given the dire standard of state education in some places – thanks to 13 years of labour dumbing down – the poor kids are probably better off at home or wondering around the streets.

    Gove’s doing good job in bringing up standards in state education but like the economy he inherited a hell of a mess from labour and it’s going to take a long time to turn it around and to get rid of rubbish teachers of which there are too many.

    What are they striking for anyway? Bet its something to do with their gold plated pensions!!

  210. 210
    Anonymous says:

    Just listened to Evan Davis shouting over and attempting to bully IDS. Hence,interview totally incomprehensible just as Davis wished.The sooner the BBC is done away with the better and the likes of Davis and his bully companions are no more clogging the airways with their leftist propaganda.

  211. 211
    nell says:

    I see we’re all terribly excited on here today waiting for the farage and cleggie debate on the eu.

    can’t wait. +++Yawn+++

  212. 212
    nell says:

    Have they buried chilcot? He hasn’t been heard of in a long time!!

  213. 213
    Owen Jones,Socialist turned Capitalist says:

    Ladbrokes Betting:

    8/11 Farage
    11/10 Clegg

    Get in there Nigel,I just staked £11,000 to win £8,000 !!

  214. 214
    jgm2 says:

    I remember that presentation. I remembe watching it live thinking ‘This’ll be good’.

    Then I watched as Powell showed a picture of a truck and a snatched radio conversation between Private Rash*eed and Corporal Walleed’

    ‘Hey, Corporal, when are we getting those WMD?’

    ‘Shut the fuck up you idiot and stop messing about’.

    And that was it.

    Proof! Proof I tells ya.

    Hardly satellite pictures of nuclear missiles sitting on the deck of a freighter was it?

    I remember thing ‘That’s it? That’s fucking well it?’

    A judge wouldn’t give you a warrant to search a fucking house based on that evidence let alone invade an entire fucking nation.

  215. 215
    Guido Fawkes says:

    Fuck me, that is brilliant. Hope you are well, and in a pub I’m in soon.

  216. 216
    Tony Blair is a war criminal says:

    Nothing compared to Alistair Campbell’s fantastic dossier.

  217. 217
    David Laws says:

    Solidarity with the teachers participating in Teachers Strikes

    Average working week of 56-59 hours. More unpaid hours than any other sector

    Not like us “troughing” M.P.’s

  218. 218

    That picture should have been this weeks caption contest

    “Cameron threatened to do what ?”

  219. 219
    Loopy Lou says:

    Well there’s a shock .

  220. 220
    A Welsh Nationalist says:

    I don’t want that man anywhere near young children.

  221. 221
    Michael Gove's SPAD says:

    Huge support to all teachers out on strike today.

  222. 222
    Joss Taskin says:

    Liz Truss ?????

  223. 223

    HA im glid vat oor teecers are on strick toady !

  224. 224
    jgm2 says:

    Stroke of political genius to get Powell to present it too. The hero(!) of Gulf War I PLUS, at the time, a seriously considered Republican presidential hopeful.

    Fuck up a potential presidential rival while using the perceived legitimacy of his previous status.

    I am still amazed that Powell didn’t tell Bush to go fuck himself, that there was no fucking way he was going to stand in front of the world and present that shit as ‘proof’.

  225. 225
    Denis MacShameless says:

  226. 226
    Dmitri from Cyprus says:

    Makes it easier to make an improvement if you inherit a mess.

    The only thing then is that you yourself regard mid table mediocrity as a success.

    When you start slagging off the previous incumbents in anything it is a clear indication you are not going to dramatically improve anything substantially.

  227. 227
    Anonymous says:

    Don’t worry, its all counterfeit.

  228. 228
    Tom from Burnham on Sea says:

    Can you give me a tenner Mr Cameron?

  229. 229

    Yorkshire man with piles goes into the corner shop
    “Does sell arse cream” he askes
    Aye lad we have Magnums and Cornettos in’t fridge

  230. 230
    Lost in the Daily Telegraph says:

    Is it true Cameron is spending his Easter holidays visiting the Somerset levels and staying at a couple of B&Bs ?

  231. 231
    jgm2 says:

    3%? Less than two years ago that was a 14% lead.

    If I were a Labour bedwetter or apologist I’d be shitting bricks. They’re looking at another 5 or 10 years in opposition.

    I bet Ned Balls is sobbing himself to sleep at night ‘If only…’

  232. 232
    del boy says:

    They are all being locked out tomorrow I heard.

  233. 233
    jgm2 says:

    Was he wearing an ankle bracelet?

  234. 234
    Blowing Whistles says:

    BW IMPOSTER AT 11:29 PM.

  235. 235
    Blowing Whistles says:

    BW imposter at 11:23. Pathetic troll.

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