March 25th, 2014

David Ruffley’s Pubic Surgery


  1. 1
    Owen Jones says:

    Behind every gay man there is another.


  2. 2
    LOL says:


  3. 3
    Kilt MacSponger says:

    Ha ha!


  4. 4
    LOL says:


  5. 5
    Flower Power says:

    Former Co-op Bank chairman Paul Flowers tells the BBC of his “hellish” personal ordeal after being arrested over drug claims and the pressure he faced over its aborted Lloyds takeover


  6. 6
    Flower Power says:

    Former Co-op Bank chairman P*ul Flowers tells the BBC of his “hellish” personal ordeal after being arrested over drug claims and the pressure he faced over its aborted Lloyds takeover


    • 10
      Bill Rook says:

      Someone put this clown in charge for a reason. who received soft loans and sponsorship?


      • 14
        Myfanwy says:

        The firm that gave the loan in exchange for 70% share in the Coop bank?


        • 82
          Llareggub says:

          I was approached in January by the Federation of Small Businesses. I was initially interested because membership would have got me free banking.

          But then I discovered the free banking was provided by the Co-op. When their salesman called me back, I told him, “There is no way I would consider entrusting my money to an organisation that thinks it’s a great idea to appoint a drug addict with no experience of banking as its chairman.”

          The salesman didn’t even bother arguing. I think it wasn’t the first time he’d heard that objection!


    • 11
      broderick crawford says:

      Can we not send this Flower ” Pot” to North Korea and arrange for Kim Jong to fire up another 120 starving pitbulls to despatch him ” humanely” in the local football stadium ?


    • 12
      Myfanwy says:

      Aye, that actionman chancellor ringing up to see how the Lloyds branches takeover was going, old Flower power should have told Gideon to go away when he asked them (the Coop bank ) to take over the Lloyds branches.


    • 15
      Honest Opinion says:

      I seriously hope the creditors who he has indirectly screwed over take both him and Ed Balls into a cold damp basement somewhere and dissect with hot pliers very slowly the pounds of flesh they are owed.


    • 19 says:

      Ah, bless.
      Perhaps his potty training was delayed?


    • 96
      Wolves in sheeps clothing says:

      Hellish ordeal is indeed what is awaiting this apostate when he shuffles off his mortal coil.


  7. 9
    broderick crawford says:

    Typo !!
    Should of course read : Pubic Surgery


  8. 20
    Ma­q­bo­­ul says:

    Pubic surgery. Wossat? You have to wait 16 years before he’ll see you?


  9. 25
    Owen Jones says:

    “Inflation is dropping too far, too fast !”


  10. 26
    Anonymous says:

    Hopefully he will get the last train leaving Victoria.


    • 112
      Somewhere is left says:

      Last plane to land in Simón Bolívar” International Airport, Carcaus before it falls (into disuse).


  11. 27
    Justin Poofyboots says:



  12. 28
    The Auditor says:

    What has David Cameron done to justify his salary today ?


    • 30
      Podiceps says:

      For ‘today’ read ‘ever’.


      • 41
        David 'Spiv' Camoron says:

        Well, today I tried again selling the idea of bumsex marriage to my best friend Vladdy P. Not sure why those Orthodox squares don’t buy into the whole ‘Jesus was cool with bumming’ stuff. Even tried selling him on the idea of bumming being rational explanation for the immaculate conception.

        He just stirred his tea.

        Then got onto the subject of war profits, and introduced him to this new CASH scheme to prop up the UK pension market at a guaranteed 10% return to him – if he didn’t ask for the money back – ever.

        Ho hum, will try again tomorrow.

        I love bum bum bumming…


    • 42
      Rachel Reeves says:

      I was dreadful again, wasn’t I?
      I know I can do better. I just need another few weeks media coaching and some better material. Honk.

      honk honk honk!


    • 227
      Anonymous says:

      Don’t worry, its all counterfeit.


  13. 29
    T Watts says:


    Wanna see a picture of Cherie, nude?


  14. 31
    Dot Cottons fag says:

    Ukraine Leader In New Leaked Recording: 8 Million Russians In Ukraine “Must Be Killed With Nuclear Weapons”


  15. 34
    BBC Red Bottom says:


    the bedroom tax is a tax
    the telly tax is NOT a tax
    the council tax is a tax
    fishing tax is NOT a tax.


  16. 36
    Long time reader, first time caller says:

    Guido – are you hosting the LBC97.3 EURO referendum leader’s debate here tomorrow? The ONLY chance to see leaders debate the issue.

    Should make good watching.

    We know you are anti-UKIP. But also, surely, Anti-Clegg?

    Live blog?


    • 49
      Square Eyes says:

      Live on LBC Radio at 7pm tomorrow – also covered live on Sky News – apparently.


      • 64
        BBC News and Propaganda Unit says:

        We won’t give Farage any publicity.


        • 105
          Llareggub says:

          I’m no Ukipper, but I am proudly a hard-core, unapologetic Eurosceptic. I shall be listening, I shall be cheering for Nigel. I do expect him to make mincemeat of Little Nicky, because Nicky is defending the indefensible.


  17. 37
  18. 40
    Ed Moribund says:

    I asked Sainsbury’s if they do home delivery. They said yes.
    I said ‘great – the wife has gone into labour, so come round quick!”


  19. 69
    Stephen K Amos says:

    I’ve got the X factor.


  20. 71
    White rabbit says:

    I’ve been away a bit lately and can’t tell you how much I’ve missed Ed ‘jeepers creepers’ Miliband. With the potential of another ‘Europe of the Dictators’ on the horizon I feel much better knowing he’s around. Safe bra.


    • 103
      Llareggub says:

      It’s a bit like rubber-necking a traffic accident on the M4.

      It’s not right. It’s not noble. It’s certainly not edifying. But it is FASCINATING!

      And frankly, the worse it gets, the better it is!

      Comical Eddie is the slow-motion car crash that keeps on giving!


  21. 75
    Moscow on the Thames says:

    Guido’s friends at City Index state that the British Government “wittingly leaked” its Policy of immunity for Russian interests in the UK

    There by ensuring protection for Putin

    You cannot go much further in criminality and duplicity


    • 91
      Analyst says:

      And the leak was made by young Powell, deputy national security adviser to Spoonface

      The son of “lord” Powell, foreign policy adviser to Mrs Thatcher and involved in dodgy arms deals since

      And the nephew of Jonathan “jeeves” Powell, Chief of staff to the Pimp Blair and who joined Morgan Stanley – enough said (and wrote a cheap book praising Machiavelli also)

      Jonathan Powell was at the heart of Britain’s involvement in the Iraq War, dodgy dossier and subsequent lying to all and sundry

      A thoroughly nasty and dishonest family


  22. 76
    C O (Ξ7i) says:

    This so had to be said. But is a bit hypocritical.


    • 81
      Diane Fatbutt says:



    • 94
      UN Observer says:

      Well Rumsfeld is a war criminal and mass murderer

      One of the neocon vermin


      • 106
        Llareggub says:

        But Barack Obama is a wonderful, saintly, loving, human being. Oh yes, and he’s black, but that in no way affects my judgement.


        • 110
          UN Observer says:

          Sometimes we try to be rational on this blog

          Or amusing

          You are neither


          • Katsap Watch says:

            For all Rumsfeld’s faults, it cannot be denied that O’bama is fucking useless.

            It could be worst though: Miliband or Cameron for example.


          • Headmistress in the canteen says:

            No matter what moniker you use, you reveal yourself by your inability to distinguish between ‘worse’ (which seems not to exist in your vocabulary bank) and ‘worst’.

            Must try harder.


  23. 77
    The Boy Plunger says:

    Osborne is selling off our shares in Lloyds at a discount to the price to Institutions in the City.

    The British taxpayer is being shafted a second time .

    Do not expect the Press to be over this story like a rash tomorrow morning.


  24. 79
    albacore says:

    The only pubic surgery for which England calls
    Is of the likes of politicians such as Ed Balls
    And, since all Parliament is just as E U-crackers
    Let’s vote the whole shebang of them off to the knacker’s


  25. 84
    Analyst says:

    Here we go….

    The natural fit of the 21st century

    Russia supplies energy

    China makes everything else

    The Eurasian landmass united at last


  26. 86
    Stephen K Amos says:

    Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?


  27. 87
    What Time is it? says:

    Yes you’ve guessed, it’s Pat rant time again and this time Pat gives us the low down on how to be a racist in 2014 Britain.



    • 92
      Pat for PM says:

      Pat’s a legend. He’s got no time for leftie apologists for islam. He tells it like it is when it comes to the religion of piss, lefties, the bbc and all the multi culti bollocks. If we had a Prime Minister like him, this country wouldn’t be in the mess it is.


      • 100
        Diane Fatbutt says:



        • 190
          non taxable pikey says:

          Diane, your time would be better spent addressing the appalling waste of young lives in your beloved Hackney. Your political career is carried on the backs of those suffering in your constituency. Get up off your fat arse and attempt something positive for the first time in your life.


  28. 102
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Oh well – i did put a reply into Patranter but it seems to have disappeared – anyway i hand over to the Blowing Whistles midnight stalker IMPOSTER – for tonight. Night, night.


  29. 107
    Abuse Corrupt Control says:

    Interesting story about institutional child abuse in another of our public schools in todays Times.


  30. 120
    Ah! no! says:

    Tonight the Met Office has warned that we should be prepared for normal weather.


  31. 122
    Victim, Victim...I'm the Victim! says:

    NN now… Rev Paul Flowers…

    “It was all Guido Fawkes’s fault”!



  32. 123
    Victim, Victim...I'm the Victim! says:

    NN now… Rev P@ul Flowers…

    “It was all Guido Fawkes’s fault”!



  33. 127
    Fishy says:

    Astonishing Fantasy Flowers interview on Labour’s BBC.

    He’s doing a Gordon….Not me, nothing to do with me…it started with the people who appointed me.

    And Paxman offers him the leading question…Re Lloyds how much pressure did you come under? Flowers blames Gideon for that. Even the HoC were at fault for being nasty to him and tripping him up at the select committee.

    The interview (and its leading nature) seems incredibly choreographed. What a fu.cking conman Flowers is.

    Katz strikes again. That’ll teach the Tory bastards to go after the licence tax


  34. 128
    Anonymous says:

    The bloke’s a narcisisstic revisionist.

    He’s got so much chutzpah, a few of my chosen friends would be proud envious.

    You can see exactly how he fooled so many people.


  35. 131
    Axe the telly tax says:

    Newsnight TV Gold…at fucking last!

    Paxo: “Most of us don’t resort to rent boys and drugs”

    Flowers: “How do you know?”


  36. 136
    Ah! can see says:

    Next decade’s Newspapers Today

    ” M4dd1e suspect to be arrested tomorrow”


  37. 140
    She's Dangerous that one is. says:


    • 147
      Podiceps says:

      Medusa lives.


    • 155
      Tony Smooth says:

      People will believe any old crap.
      WMD and all that.


    • 177
      Victoria Nuland, neocon war criminal says:

      She says what I think

      Us neocons want murder, chaos, bloodshed and destruction in Ukraine

      In Pootn’s back yard

      Then we will bomb Palestinian and Lebanese and Iranian women and children in our mad pusuit of fascist domination

      Mass murder is the order of the day


    • 188
      Lost in Clacton says:

      The woman is obviously mad and should really be in prison .


  38. 145
    I preferred the one about the organ says:


  39. 146
    Ah! Hitler says:

    I have sinned…you know the rest


  40. 156
    tories are cunts says:

    see the harper thread didn’t last long. No good using a discredited, racist former immigration minister who’s being investigated by the police as an example to use to question somebody else – how totally borish


  41. 158
    The CIA stole my plane says:


    • 159
      Did Barry's App crash? says:

      In 2006, Boeing announced the following, from a John Croft article in Flight Global:

      Boeing last week received a US patent for a system that, once activated, removes all controls from pilots to automatically return a commercial airliner to a predetermined landing location.

      The “uninterruptible” autopilot would be activated – either by pilots, by onboard sensors or even remotely via radio or satellite links by government agencies like the Central Intelligence Agency, if terrorists attempt to gain control of a flight deck.

      Boeing says: “We are constantly studying ways we can enhance the safety, security and efficiency of the world’s airline fleet.”


      • 162
        Fishy says:

        Gordon Duff or Duff Gordon?


        • 170
          C O (Ξ7i) says:

          Gordon Duff is a well known dis-info mong.

          He was spreading b/s about apparent ex spy Andrea Davison some time back.

          Usually posts stuff on the tap blog – ignore. :-)


    • 163
      Sergeant Schultz says:

      The CIA: so smart they can manipulate everything. And yet so dumb they couldn’t predict that Putin would move in on the Crimea.


      • 174
        A specialist says:

        They were all following Lady Gaga’a ass

        What do you expect

        The CIA have never been right

        Only good for blackm ps, murder, mayhem, torture and rendition


      • 178
        Tooting Tony Blair, still in Tel Aviv says:

        The CIA are superb

        Do you remember all the WMDs they invented for Colin Powell to present to the UN

        They foxed everyone


        • 189
          Lost in Clacton says:

          Are you suggesting that this missing plane was hijacked by the CIA and now that the Chinese are revolting they are keeping quiet ?

          If true this is absolutely deplorable.

          The G8 should become the G6.


        • 214
          jgm2 says:

          I remember that presentation. I remembe watching it live thinking ‘This’ll be good’.

          Then I watched as Powell showed a picture of a truck and a snatched radio conversation between Private Rash*eed and Corporal Walleed’

          ‘Hey, Corporal, when are we getting those WMD?’

          ‘Shut the fuck up you idiot and stop messing about’.

          And that was it.

          Proof! Proof I tells ya.

          Hardly satellite pictures of nuclear missiles sitting on the deck of a freighter was it?

          I remember thing ‘That’s it? That’s fucking well it?’

          A judge wouldn’t give you a warrant to search a fucking house based on that evidence let alone invade an entire fucking nation.


          • Tony Blair is a war criminal says:

            Nothing compared to Alistair Campbell’s fantastic dossier.


          • jgm2 says:

            Stroke of political genius to get Powell to present it too. The hero(!) of Gulf War I PLUS, at the time, a seriously considered Republican presidential hopeful.

            Fuck up a potential presidential rival while using the perceived legitimacy of his previous status.

            I am still amazed that Powell didn’t tell Bush to go fuck himself, that there was no fucking way he was going to stand in front of the world and present that shit as ‘proof’.


  42. 191
    An awkward bastard says:

    So the Teachers’ strike is “for the sake of children” ?

    If they get any more money out of their actions it goes to the NSPCC ?


    • 193
      Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

      They have so many days off a year will anyone even notice if they are on strike :-)


    • 195
      Awl aht says:

      Will anybody notice?


      • 196
        Awl aht says:

        ooops… great minds. You posted as I was re-reading from the top so didn’t see yours. Let’s go to the canteen for a cuppa.


  43. 192
    Vote ukip get no referendum ever says:

    So, David Lammy warns “the party had become overly focused on the issue of living standards without spelling out its ‘positive offer’ for people to vote for them.”

    Jeez the guy should be on Mastermind

    Read more:
    Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook


  44. 194
    Prime Minister David Cameron says:

    Solidarity with striking teachers and NUT today. That imbecile Gove is fundamentally wrong.


    • 197
      Whirly Shilliams says:

      Sack the fucking lot of them and let them re-apply for their jobs, after having retaken (and passed!) serious level exams in their teaching subjects. Let’s see what these cvnts are really made of. We just might then be able to restart our education systems properly.


      • 201
        Why is Dr Liam Fox no longer our Defence Secretary says:

        I refuse to let any teacher striking today teach any of my kids in the future.

        A child’s interests are paramount.

        A full list of strikers should be published so that parents can better protect their children.


    • 209
      nell says:

      Given the dire standard of state education in some places – thanks to 13 years of labour dumbing down – the poor kids are probably better off at home or wondering around the streets.

      Gove’s doing good job in bringing up standards in state education but like the economy he inherited a hell of a mess from labour and it’s going to take a long time to turn it around and to get rid of rubbish teachers of which there are too many.

      What are they striking for anyway? Bet its something to do with their gold plated pensions!!


      • 226
        Dmitri from Cyprus says:

        Makes it easier to make an improvement if you inherit a mess.

        The only thing then is that you yourself regard mid table mediocrity as a success.

        When you start slagging off the previous incumbents in anything it is a clear indication you are not going to dramatically improve anything substantially.


  45. 198
    Anonymous says:

    just watched that plonker E Holmes on Sky interviewing David Laws what an embarrassment should be sacked. Another Socialist doing a interview answered by himself. Wanker


  46. 199
    Prime Minister"Money's no object" Cameron says:

    One false dawn after another.


    • 200
      Ed Miliband says:

      You’re spot on Prime Minister.

      Please advise of the the last time the Tories held a lead in the opinion polls?

      YouGov/Sun poll CON 35%, LAB 38%, LDEM 10%, UKIP 10%


      • 231
        jgm2 says:

        3%? Less than two years ago that was a 14% lead.

        If I were a Labour bedwetter or apologist I’d be shitting bricks. They’re looking at another 5 or 10 years in opposition.

        I bet Ned Balls is sobbing himself to sleep at night ‘If only…’


    • 203
      bluebottle says:

      And today it is Wednesday.


    • 228
      Tom from Burnham on Sea says:

      Can you give me a tenner Mr Cameron?


    • 230
      Lost in the Daily Telegraph says:

      Is it true Cameron is spending his Easter holidays visiting the Somerset levels and staying at a couple of B&Bs ?


  47. 204
    Lost in the Daily Telegraph says:

    Fascism alive and kicking in Venezuela this morning.

    Good show.


  48. 205
    Iain Duncan Smith says:

    Welfare should be based on need, not arbitrary caps. Shame on Labour for reinforcing Tory view that poor are responsible for economic crisis.


  49. 206
    RED LEN says:


  50. 207
    Owen Jones says:

    I’m striking today because enough is enough…we have got to remove this right wing political blogging parasite known as Guido Fawkes.


  51. 211
    nell says:

    I see we’re all terribly excited on here today waiting for the farage and cleggie debate on the eu.

    can’t wait. +++Yawn+++


    • 213
      Owen Jones,Socialist turned Capitalist says:

      Ladbrokes Betting:

      8/11 Farage
      11/10 Clegg

      Get in there Nigel,I just staked £11,000 to win £8,000 !!


  52. 217
    David Laws says:

    Solidarity with the teachers participating in Teachers Strikes

    Average working week of 56-59 hours. More unpaid hours than any other sector

    Not like us “troughing” M.P.’s


  53. 221
    Michael Gove's SPAD says:

    Huge support to all teachers out on strike today.


  54. 223

    HA im glid vat oor teecers are on strick toady !


  55. 225
    Denis MacShameless says:


  56. 229

    Yorkshire man with piles goes into the corner shop
    “Does sell arse cream” he askes
    Aye lad we have Magnums and Cornettos in’t fridge


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