March 24th, 2014

The Ever Forgetful Mr Khan
Listen to the Words Sadiq Does Not ‘Recall’ Using

Guido’s preferred Labour candidate for Mayor of London has got into a bit of bother today known as “trying to bullsh*t a journalist”. After Sadiq Khan laid it on thick at a meeting of trade unionists, telling them he supported direct action, the Standard confronted him:

“Mr Khan’s spokesman denied he had mentioned “direct action” at the meeting, organised by Unions Together, the Trade Union Group and CLASS. After being sent a transcript by the Standard, the spokesman said neither he nor Mr Khan recalled using those words.”

Fortunately Guido is able to offer an aide-mémoire to Mr Khan and his forgetful spinner. There was a tape:

Remember yet?

Do you “recall” now, Sadiq?

It’s just like when he couldn’t remember quite how long he had known a convicted terrorist

UPDATE: Statement from Sadiq:

“Strikes are a sign of failure in any dispute and we always urge both sides to get round the table and sort out their differences by negotiation. Marches and protest have always played a crucial role in British democracy but breaking the law, intimidation or bullying – whether by unions or employers – can never be justified.”


  1. 1
    Last of his kind says:

    Tory vermin is about right.

  2. 2
    Bill Clinton, between bungs says:

    I do not remember ever having sex with that woman

  3. 3
    Ugh says:

    “More on the cancellation of this summer’s G8 meeting in Sochi, as the G7 leaders meet in the Hague”

  4. 4
    Diane Fatbut says:


  5. 5
    Al Jazeera says:

    Why don’t we send Sadiq to help the Jihadis in Syria?

    It would be good work experience for him

  6. 6
    Gerbil 7 says:

    So, do you work for BBC TV or Radio?

  7. 7
    President of China says:

    The G8 died in 2009

    Replaced by the G20

    Perhaps noone told Wee Willie

    I will be taking another holiday in Sochi this summer

  8. 8
    Sadboy Khant says:

    I’d push off if I were you sonny – we destroy labtard vermin here

  9. 9
    Anonymous says:

    We caved into union demands so from now on tube staff will only have to work on Wednesdays.

    Bob Crow:
    What,every Wednesday?

  10. 10
    David Cameron, tramazi parti says:

    Twisting my melon man…

  11. 11
    Peter Grimes says:

    What else do you expect. Lies are part of Labour’s core DNA!

  12. 12
    RomaBob...working hard :) says:

    Yeah, the railing is painted blick, fr*cking outrageous.

  13. 13
    Garfield says:

    The photo shows an MP talking to a member of the Met, its hard to tell who is the most corrupt MP’s or the Met.

  14. 14
    Jimmy says:

    “Bob Crow funeral:
    Thousands line funeral procession route and scores hold banners as Crow’s coffin is carried in horse-drawn carriage”

    Wonder if this would have happened if it was IDS’s funeral?

  15. 15
    CI5 says:

    This ‘direct action’ Sadiq is suggesting.Does it involve rucksacks?

  16. 16
    Ugh says:

    Meet in the (William) Hague!!

  17. 17
    Ludvig says:

    I doubt it Jimmy, they would be at work.

  18. 18
    I dislike socialists intensely says:

    Khan could not tell the truth even if his life depended on it .It is in Labours DNA.

  19. 19
    Tube Driver says:

    The last time I saw so many lining the streets was when we went on strike and thousands had to queue for a bus.
    Brought a tear to me I it did.

  20. 20
    MP stats and tactical voting bloke says:

    Hurrah! Another ex-MP in the making. The numbers are stacking up…

  21. 21
    C.O.Jones says:

    About time they automated the tube. Very easy technology and highly cost effective.

  22. 22
    Sizzla says:

    “I wouldn’t recommend breaking the law… but I think the one thing that can be done is direct action”

    This guy has been caught lying on tape. I’d suggest someone has a go at cleaning up the audio so we can hear him plotting to damage London quite clearly.

  23. 23
    A Member of Parliament says:

    My word is as good as my bond!

  24. 24
    Shooty* says:

    Taqiyya, innit?

    brap brap

  25. 25
    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Khan is a piece of shit, and a lying scumbag.

  26. 26

    Is he Sadiq Alzheimer or Alzheimer Khan?

  27. 27
    Rabid dribbler says:

    They do have standards you know…

  28. 28
    Sodium Pentothal says:

    The Public “Which woman ‘Monica Lewinsky ?”

    Slick Willie ” No that random woman I saw passing by outside just before I made that statement “

  29. 29
    Our corrupt establishment at war says:

    Or the journalist reporting the story ?

  30. 30
    Will says:

    saddiq wants to go for the London mayor post because after he ousted Tom Cox his majority is shrinking, so much that the local labour party have been cavassing between elections in my ward, even though its solid labour.

    They obviously do not think he will be an asset to them.

    Mind you I think that with his terroirist mate now in the USA, I think his prison visits have reduced.

    As a mayor he will not have the personality and I think he does not fancy his chances at the next election as part of north wandsworth in now in his constituency which is solid tory

  31. 31
    Cynic says:

    Meat-rack claims another victim,

  32. 32
    Cynic says:


  33. 33
    Shooty* says:

    Odd. I thought his terrorist connections would boost his popularity in an enriched London area.

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