March 24th, 2014

Rich’s Happy Monday Morning View


141 Comments

  1. 1
    Tom Mein says:

    Watched Brillos interview with him, IQ equal to age I think

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      sorted 4 eznwiz says:

      He seems to have left an important part of his brain somewhere
      Somewhere in a field near Manchester

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    • 11
      Whiffler says:

      Who in the BBC thinks tw@ts like him & Russell Brand have any place in supposedly quality programming?

      Not knowing him, I took an instant dislike to his rambling and hateful manner, then wondered whether he was not the full shilling from birth. Other comments here suggest it might have been self-inflicted.

      No more please.

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      • 14
        Billy Whizz says:

        Go stick a carrot up yer Ronson, ya prurient tit

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      • 29
        dai privatising says:

        what you question is the reason much of the bbc needs privatised – oafworld has taken control – the politicos back in the ’60’s noted the pulling power (sic) of the pop sub-prime mates – assumed that it would do the politicos good (viewing figures) and so the gradual corruption of the bbc began

        dingleberry’s decision is bizarre – there is not likely to be fracking in eccles & salford – its built up – so what use could he possibly be to the electorate?

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    • 19
      M­a­­­­q­bo­­ul says:

      His brain, which wasn’t much to start with, has been fracked by years of chemical abuse.

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    • 34
      Gordin Brown says:

      come on England

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    • 80
      chriselee says:

      I may have led a sheltered life but who the F*CK is Bez??????

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      • 104
        Myfanwy says:

        I have no idea, must be one of those little people that the Master’s underlings have told Geedes to rag. It’s something to do with fracking, he stands no chance unless he stands in a Tory NIMBY constituency where fracking has been authorised.

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    • 128
      E.I. Addio says:

      Does anyone really listen to the inane ramblings off this incoherent pillock? Makes Billy Bragg seem like Einstein…

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    • 136
      The Timerunner says:

      I think you’re complimenting him by putting his IQ in double figures.

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  2. 2
    broderick crawford says:

    I DON T LIJE MONDAYS !!!

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    • 97
      Myfanwy says:

      When I was working 7 days a week it made no difference, every day was the same. If you are refering to the “cartoon”, well look at it this way, it gets you in the right mood to sort your underlings out.

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    • 119
      Hazel Boaz says:

      Oooh, you can have my personal shopper if you like!

      Hazel

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  3. 3
    Ex Raver says:

    I used to think that bloke was cool in the 90s. What a cock.

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  4. 8
    I can remember when this blog used to feature relevant people says:

    Who dat ?

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  5. 10
    Anonymous says:

    Watched The Brillo show the new Lefty program hehas finally crossed the line and now shows his true colours like all BBC people.

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    • 17
      jefferson says:

      Cant complain about Radio4’s Today program this morning. Caught some ethno-nationalist bishop ranting on about what makes a nation ‘landscape and linneage’ he barked (twice) on thought for the day.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood_and_Soil

      More please Tante Beeb!

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      • 27
        JH-230912384590231 says:

        ‘landscape and lineage’

        Unless the country concerned happens to be (currently) majority white of course.

        Then we get a sort of tacit, mumbled, round-the-houses sort-of-reason why they need to be more ‘multicultural’.

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        • 47
          Presstitute MSM says:

          R4’s Today programme spent half of the morning’s programme promoting national sovereignty destruction by promoting the independence of Scotland and thus promoting the balkanization of the UK for purposes of EU gov’t. They proceeded to interview a bunch of old halfwit women from some WRVS shop about their opinions on Scottish independence upn which 90% of them said they didn’t have a view at all. Quelle surprise!

          The other half the prog was devoted to being the gov’t’s propaganda MSM outlet by slagging off the Chinese for not having the technology or capability to help much with the search for the missing Malaysian Airlines flight MH370. The news that followed announced that a Chinese search plane has now spotted several pieces of wreckage in the S. Indian Ocean, the first plane to do so.

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          • jefferson says:

            Independence for England!

            Landscape and linneage for the English!

            English Zionism!

            Self-rule for the ethnic English!

            A national homeland for the English!

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          • Mind the gap says:

            Perhaps we should all move to packyland or Somalia as most of them seem to be over here already so those places must be nearly empty by now

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          • Myfanwy says:

            What about total independence for the area within the confines of the M25, set up customs posts on the borders.

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          • Just Saying says:

            Did not even mention that a referendum in Florence, Italy voted to make themselves independent as they are losing over $13 billion in supporting the corrupt south.
            As for the Toady coverage this morning it was truly dire, and makes me wonder at the taxpayer cost relative to the low level of capability of Justin Webb.

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          • broderick crawford says:

            and no sharja law implementation bollox from the Law Society .

            If they can legally have four genitally mutilated sharia wives I want four genitally un mutilated and constantly aroused concubines as my legal agnostic entitlement ….

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  6. 15
    Mick Salazar says:

    He can frack off. I bet he’s got shares in oil companies and is terrified of cheap energy prices like they have in the US.

    More than ever we need our own gas rather than paying our money Putin.

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    • 49
      non taxable pikey says:

      We import very little gas, if any from the USSR Mk2.

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      • 68
        Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

        Centrica have just signed a deal for Russian gas.

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    • 139
      broderick crawford says:

      Salazar was the name of the last Portuguese dictator before so called democracy took hold .

      Now I guess that particular nantke may have oassed to Mourinho the Specisl One.

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  7. 16
    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

    WE’VE RUN OUT OF OTHER PEOPLE’S MONEY AGAIN.

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  9. 21
    Baroness Ashtray says:

    I might look like one of the cleaning staff, but watch me start a war in eastern Europe.

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  10. 23
    RomaBob...working hard :) says:

    Spotted a bit of debris floating in the North Sea, just off the beach at SHunthorpe, this morning. I suspect it is from the Malaysian Airlines plane. Certainly a long way off course.

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  11. 26

    Never heard of him. Who is He? What does he do?

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    • 30
      Chuka ( you can call me Harrison ) Urmunneyaround says:

      Trash. A C-list wannabe.

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    • 88
      Shameless says:

      @25

      “Never heard of him. Who is He? What does he do?”

      He’s an “ex-junkie” who now takes methadone, the heroin substitute, on prescription.

      btw did you know that many “ex-junkies” often trade their methadone to other heroin users. Methadone recipients are normally required to take the dose (swallow) whilst on the chemists premises. However, they often do not swallow the dose and upon leaving the chemist they spit the dose into a bottle. The small amount of methadone is then traded as the product known as “spit-back”.

      So the next time you see someone loitering in your local chemist, apparently not buying anything or seemingly not collecting a normal prescription, it is highly likely that they are waiting for a convenient moment to receive their “dose”.

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  12. 32
    Bus Pass Elvis says:

    Who is this guy? He’ll split the protest vote and let the fucking LibDums back into fourth place.

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    • 35
      Bus Pass Elvis says:

      Have you stolen my moniker or are you just borrowing it ?

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      • 43
        Bus Pass Alvis says:

        Sorry mate. No offence meant. Got carried away over the Kelloggs.

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        • 57
          Quote from the previos blog says:

          Mr Bishop (aka Bus Pass Elvis), who also goes by the name Lord Biro of the Bus Pass Elvis Party, said: ‘J]mmy S@vi[e was a big Elvis fan so it seemed like the right thing to do to come and pay my respects.’

          ‘I bought a 99p bunch of flowers from the pound shop and threw them in. I think J[mmy would have liked it.’

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  13. 33
    Owen Jones,Socialist turned Capitalist says:

    Hundreds of people are expected to join the funeral procession of Rail, Maritime and Transport (RMT) union leader Bob Crow later.

    The union’s general secretary, who led the RMT from 2002, died of a suspected heart attack, aged 52, on 11 March.

    Friends, colleagues and Owen Jones OBE have been invited to line the route of the procession ahead of a private service.

    The procession will feature trade union banners and flags and finish at City of London Cemetery and Crematorium.

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    • 38
      Owen Jokes says:

      Mourners are advised to walk there owing to a strike over ‘Elf ‘n’ Safety.

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    • 42
      Gravediggers Union says:

      Everybody out!

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    • 44
      Special agent Johnson says:

      Attendees are advised that a replacement bus service will be in operation.

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    • 54

      How many will be attending to make sure this Hero of the Workers really is a stiff?

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    • 79
      Dinosaur says:

      What time does the ticket office re-open?

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    • 126
      Joe Stalin says:

      “suspected” – don’t they know?
      I suspect incompetence, arrogance and ignorance is rife in Liebor, unions, BBC, NHS, education etc etc. But I would clean it out.

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    • 129
      Remotely Controlled says:

      As a member of the RMT I have just received a text asking for a minutes silence at 13.30.
      I therefore urge all decent members of society to join me as I shall be making as much f***ing noise as possible so the lefty scum infesting this country will know how much I despise their union, their hardcore supporters and any other deviant left wing F***wits that roll up with tears in their eyes , claiming scumbag lefty brotherhood.

      F*** Off Crow, burn you Bas***d!

      Before anyone asks, I’m only in it for the paid lawyer support in event I do something completely stupid and jeopardize my job.

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  14. 46
    DAVE one term flop CAMERON says:

    Who is Bez ?
    And he can only stand as an MP for his area , won’t make much difference really

    on the other hand no sane person would allow this fraking to go on
    the damage that will do lohg term is immense
    unless of course someone bunged yuo a few million to ignore it

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  15. 51
    Skeleton Bob says:

    They let just anyone in here nowadays.

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  16. 52
    Bumsex Dave says:

    Will you be prostate with grief Owen?

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    • 69
      A peasant passing through... says:

      ..or antistate; the word you seek is ‘prostRate’. Means lying down on the job.

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      • 82
        Bumsex Dave says:

        I know what I meant pedant peasant. Since we’re talking about that little gay tart Owen — it’s PROSTATE

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      • 107
        Wussell Bland's playlist says:

        If you’re going to be a fucking pedant and least get it right – you are thinking of “prone”.

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  17. 53
    A knob 'ead says:

    Bez’s interview ticked every box in lefty bullshit bingo.
    Every arsehole trendy issue which has caused outrage on Twitter rolled into one.

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  18. 58
    nell says:

    Well we have all been saying that we need to improve the quality of intake for parliament – he’s obviously a vast improvement on many who are mp at the moment! ++++Laugh++++

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    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Choices choices.

    1. See electricity and gas bills treble over the next decade.

    2. See the lights go out.

    3. Get Fracking.

    It’s a tough one :-)

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  20. 66
    The Office of Buss Pass and Bridget Elvis says:

    When I become an MP you can sod the buss pass.

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  21. 73
    Tweet of the Century says:

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  22. 84
    Auditors Asleep says:

    Coop bank discovers ANOTHER £400m black hole.

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  23. 91
    Ah! give us a laugh says:

    Who is the comedian going under the name of Mr.X?

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    • 96
      and says:

      Why is he being protected?
      Surely other vulnerable lads should know
      which trendy comedian to avoid.

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    • 108
      Your starter for 10 says:

      Look back a thread or two where somebody informed us his first name began with the letter ‘S’… and his surname was the same as one of a duo of hilarious black comedians from the 1950s. Off you go.

      Good hunting

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  24. 94
    Strange but true says:

    Black female teenager shot and killed by another black teenager in Hackney, London – Only local news

    White teenager shoots and kills someone in Orlando, Florida – Front page news on every MSM outlet in the UK…and will be for the next few months.

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  25. 98
    S t range bu t t r ue says:

    B l ack fe male te enager sho t and killed by another b l ack te enager in H ack ney, London – Only local news.

    W h ite fe male te enager sho ots and kills someone in Or lan do, Flo rida – Front page news on every MSM outlet in the UK…and will be for the next few months.

    I see the mod’ding is getting quite sophisticated these days.

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  26. 106
    FRACK OFF CAMERON says:

    Fuck fraking , what about this other shit “Gasification” ?
    This is where you drill down to perfectly good coal reserves you then drill a second hole a distance away and “Set Fire to the Coal !”This produces a gas called Symgas which can be used in industry
    I know the tories hate miners but why can we not open a few mines and create thousands of jobs to get the stuff out the proper way ?

    This is a danderouse experiment that could backfire
    there are underground coal fires around the world , that have been burning for over 6000 years

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  27. 113
    Disgusted of Neasden says:

    After the election, he will be renaming the band as Unhappy Fridays.

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    the mystical mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    who’s Bez ?

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  29. 121
    Shocked of Sheen says:

    According to Wickers World: “He is the son of a police Detective Inspector.[3] He was a maraca player, dancer and the mascot of Salford band Happy Mondays, having been invited in by lead singer Shaun Ryder shortly after the band was formed. He is chiefly remembered for his bizarre style of dancing, and use of the maracas. The band’s second single was called “Freaky Dancin'”, and is rumored to be a tribute to Bez, although Happy Mondays vocalist Shaun William Ryder says that this is not the case in his autobiography “Twistin’ My Melon”.

    Just the sort of chap we need to lead us…

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  30. 127
    Tina Thatcher says:

    I have seen the future and it ain’t garlic bread.

    It is frack frack and even more fracking.

    I will frack if I want and refuse to pay VAT for the privilege.

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  31. 132
    CHRIST ON A BIKE! says:

    The the opposition to fracking comes from the those groups with most to lose.

    – Labour Party (and assorted allies) Electoral interests damaged
    – The Russians lose out economically and influence on Western Europe by controlling supply of gas is diminished
    – Other existing energy providers suffer financially.

    Fracking makes perfect sense for the general well-being adn economic development of the country. Those opposed to it, have a much narrower band of interest that motivates their opposition.

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  32. 135
    French pedant says:

    Je m’en fous, note the final s

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  33. 137
    Dr Llareggub says:

    Bez is being head hunted as a candidate by mad dog anarchist Bone of the newly revived Class War Party. Bone who describes himself as the most dangerous man in Britain seeks togetherness with the stupidest man in Britain.

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