March 24th, 2014

Rich’s Happy Monday Morning View


141 Comments

  1. 1
    Tom Mein says:

    Watched Brillos interview with him, IQ equal to age I think

  2. 2
    broderick crawford says:

    I DON T LIJE MONDAYS !!!

  3. 3
    Ex Raver says:

    I used to think that bloke was cool in the 90s. What a cock.

  4. 4
    Havocman says:

    You or him?

  5. 5
    sorted 4 eznwiz says:

    Not as much as a cock as you tho

  6. 6
    sorted 4 eznwiz says:

    He seems to have left an important part of his brain somewhere
    Somewhere in a field near Manchester

  7. 7
    Gary Ablett says:

    Sack it you budgie and do one, you knobead

  8. 8
    I can remember when this blog used to feature relevant people says:

    Who dat ?

  9. 9
    Toxic Labour for Spongers, Parasites, Criminals, Peedos, Green Nazis & other Wasters says:

    These morons are raising our energy bills.

  10. 10
    Anonymous says:

    Watched The Brillo show the new Lefty program hehas finally crossed the line and now shows his true colours like all BBC people.

  11. 11
    Whiffler says:

    Who in the BBC thinks tw@ts like him & Russell Brand have any place in supposedly quality programming?

    Not knowing him, I took an instant dislike to his rambling and hateful manner, then wondered whether he was not the full shilling from birth. Other comments here suggest it might have been self-inflicted.

    No more please.

  12. 12
    Education, Edyerkayshun, Eddyookaashun says:

    Tristan KHunt.

  13. 13
    Fido Dido's Loopy Diamonds says:

    If you need to ask, it ain’t your business.

  14. 14
    Billy Whizz says:

    Go stick a carrot up yer Ronson, ya prurient tit

  15. 15
    Mick Salazar says:

    He can frack off. I bet he’s got shares in oil companies and is terrified of cheap energy prices like they have in the US.

    More than ever we need our own gas rather than paying our money Putin.

  16. 16
    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

    WE’VE RUN OUT OF OTHER PEOPLE’S MONEY AGAIN.

  17. 17
    jefferson says:

    Cant complain about Radio4’s Today program this morning. Caught some ethno-nationalist bishop ranting on about what makes a nation ‘landscape and linneage’ he barked (twice) on thought for the day.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood_and_Soil

    More please Tante Beeb!

  18. 18
  19. 19
    M­a­­­­q­bo­­ul says:

    His brain, which wasn’t much to start with, has been fracked by years of chemical abuse.

  20. 20

    Most banks in trouble call in the unsecured loans. About time Labour were dunned for that £3.5 million they owe the Co-op, don’t you think?

  21. 21
    Baroness Ashtray says:

    I might look like one of the cleaning staff, but watch me start a war in eastern Europe.

  22. 22
    C.O.Jones says:

    Oh dear, the face that launched a thousand ships.

  23. 23
    RomaBob...working hard :) says:

    Spotted a bit of debris floating in the North Sea, just off the beach at SHunthorpe, this morning. I suspect it is from the Malaysian Airlines plane. Certainly a long way off course.

  24. 24
    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

  25. 25
    Herman van Rumpboy says:

    You have the appearance of a low-grae bank clerk and the charisma of a damp rag.

  26. 26

    Never heard of him. Who is He? What does he do?

  27. 27
    JH-230912384590231 says:

    ‘landscape and lineage’

    Unless the country concerned happens to be (currently) majority white of course.

    Then we get a sort of tacit, mumbled, round-the-houses sort-of-reason why they need to be more ‘multicultural’.

  28. 28
    SIZE 14 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

    Why do you think it’s right to insult the cleaning staff ?

  29. 29
    dai privatising says:

    what you question is the reason much of the bbc needs privatised – oafworld has taken control – the politicos back in the ’60’s noted the pulling power (sic) of the pop sub-prime mates – assumed that it would do the politicos good (viewing figures) and so the gradual corruption of the bbc began

    dingleberry’s decision is bizarre – there is not likely to be fracking in eccles & salford – its built up – so what use could he possibly be to the electorate?

  30. 30
    Chuka ( you can call me Harrison ) Urmunneyaround says:

    Trash. A C-list wannabe.

  31. 31
    Where's ya bin says:

    Sorry. Next collection round will be in 2 weeks.

  32. 32
    Bus Pass Elvis says:

    Who is this guy? He’ll split the protest vote and let the fucking LibDums back into fourth place.

  33. 33
    Owen Jones,Socialist turned Capitalist says:

    Hundreds of people are expected to join the funeral procession of Rail, Maritime and Transport (RMT) union leader Bob Crow later.

    The union’s general secretary, who led the RMT from 2002, died of a suspected heart attack, aged 52, on 11 March.

    Friends, colleagues and Owen Jones OBE have been invited to line the route of the procession ahead of a private service.

    The procession will feature trade union banners and flags and finish at City of London Cemetery and Crematorium.

  34. 34
    Gordin Brown says:

    come on England

  35. 35
    Bus Pass Elvis says:

    Have you stolen my moniker or are you just borrowing it ?

  36. 36
    Plan Z says:

    Try the IMF.

  37. 37
    Chlöe Sal Gerbeeba says:

    The BBC exists for the sole purpose of controlling the plebs.
    It’s clearly got to you already.

  38. 38
    Owen Jokes says:

    Mourners are advised to walk there owing to a strike over ‘Elf ‘n’ Safety.

  39. 39
    Now wash your hands says:

    t not p

  40. 40
    Village Idiot says:

    …Sank all “Hope”, more like!

    ….”I think our country sinks beneath the yoke:
    …It weeps,it bleeds;and each new day a gash is added to her wounds!…(Bard Billy)

  41. 41
    Connysewer says:

    No way. Cleaning staff are all teeth and tits young Bulgaroma girls nowadays. They’re much better at the job than arthritic old crones like Ashton, and and give more enticing view when they bend over to straighten one’s rugs.

  42. 42
    Gravediggers Union says:

    Everybody out!

  43. 43
    Bus Pass Alvis says:

    Sorry mate. No offence meant. Got carried away over the Kelloggs.

  44. 44
    Special agent Johnson says:

    Attendees are advised that a replacement bus service will be in operation.

  45. 45
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Or Wonga :-)

  46. 46
    DAVE one term flop CAMERON says:

    Who is Bez ?
    And he can only stand as an MP for his area , won’t make much difference really

    on the other hand no sane person would allow this fraking to go on
    the damage that will do lohg term is immense
    unless of course someone bunged yuo a few million to ignore it

  47. 47
    Presstitute MSM says:

    R4’s Today programme spent half of the morning’s programme promoting national sovereignty destruction by promoting the independence of Scotland and thus promoting the balkanization of the UK for purposes of EU gov’t. They proceeded to interview a bunch of old halfwit women from some WRVS shop about their opinions on Scottish independence upn which 90% of them said they didn’t have a view at all. Quelle surprise!

    The other half the prog was devoted to being the gov’t’s propaganda MSM outlet by slagging off the Chinese for not having the technology or capability to help much with the search for the missing Malaysian Airlines flight MH370. The news that followed announced that a Chinese search plane has now spotted several pieces of wreckage in the S. Indian Ocean, the first plane to do so.

  48. 48
  49. 49
    non taxable pikey says:

    We import very little gas, if any from the USSR Mk2.

  50. 50
    Cool Britannia says:

    Bez will become the new Dennis Skinner!

  51. 51
    Skeleton Bob says:

    They let just anyone in here nowadays.

  52. 52
    Bumsex Dave says:

    Will you be prostate with grief Owen?

  53. 53
    A knob 'ead says:

    Bez’s interview ticked every box in lefty bullshit bingo.
    Every arsehole trendy issue which has caused outrage on Twitter rolled into one.

  54. 54

    How many will be attending to make sure this Hero of the Workers really is a stiff?

  55. 55
    non taxable pikey says:

    Fracking, something that has been going on since 1903.

  56. 56
    Skeleton Bob says:

    Is he really the Bez that the BBC can come up with to interview?

  57. 57
    Quote from the previos blog says:

    Mr Bishop (aka Bus Pass Elvis), who also goes by the name Lord Biro of the Bus Pass Elvis Party, said: ‘J]mmy S@vi[e was a big Elvis fan so it seemed like the right thing to do to come and pay my respects.’

    ‘I bought a 99p bunch of flowers from the pound shop and threw them in. I think J[mmy would have liked it.’

  58. 58
    nell says:

    Well we have all been saying that we need to improve the quality of intake for parliament – he’s obviously a vast improvement on many who are mp at the moment! ++++Laugh++++

  59. 59
    nell says:

    Oh I don’t think so. Dennis Skinner may be left wing and working class but he does have intelligence.

  60. 60

    Utter Bollocks. You’ve been listening to too many scare stories from humanity haters and the likes of Yeo and Debden, all of whom will lose out to a cheap and plentiful energy source.

  61. 61
    Godfrey Bloom says:

    Do they clean behind fridges?

  62. 62
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Choices choices.

    1. See electricity and gas bills treble over the next decade.

    2. See the lights go out.

    3. Get Fracking.

    It’s a tough one :-)

  63. 63
    jefferson says:

    Independence for England!

    Landscape and linneage for the English!

    English Zionism!

    Self-rule for the ethnic English!

    A national homeland for the English!

  64. 64
    A peasant passing through... says:

    … and ‘sank’ not launched (unless they were all trying to get away from her asap!).

  65. 65
    was it something I said? says:

    More like the face that stopped a thousand clocks.

  66. 66
    The Office of Buss Pass and Bridget Elvis says:

    When I become an MP you can sod the buss pass.

  67. 67
    A peasant passing through... says:

    ..but only 1; all this austerity you know…

  68. 68
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Centrica have just signed a deal for Russian gas.

  69. 69
    A peasant passing through... says:

    ..or antistate; the word you seek is ‘prostRate’. Means lying down on the job.

  70. 70
    A peasant passing through... says:

    What’s a buss ?

  71. 71
    The Office of Buss Pass and Bridget Elvis says:

    You never saw that program on television – On the Busses?

  72. 72
    was it something I said? says:

    No. He doesn’t.

    He’s just bed-blocking a Labour safe-seat. Probably just trying to become ‘Father of the House’.

  73. 73
    Tweet of the Century says:

  74. 74
    Owen Jones says:

    Buses are for plebs. I travel first class by train.

  75. 75
    Vulgaroma says:

    We’ll do your U bend as well if you like Mister, with a real big plunger

  76. 76
    Dr Dre says:

    Frack you, motherfracker!

  77. 77
    Tony Blair is a war criminal says:

    Bez will be getting a job on Newsnight.

  78. 78
    This is Bez, innit says:

  79. 79
    Dinosaur says:

    What time does the ticket office re-open?

  80. 80
    chriselee says:

    I may have led a sheltered life but who the F*CK is Bez??????

  81. 81
    was it something I said? says:

    Has Brown left the planet then?

    Blair? He gone too?

    Mandelson?

    I’m afraid the Labour party is a c*unt-rich environment. And not in a Spearmint Rhino kind of sense.

  82. 82
    Bumsex Dave says:

    I know what I meant pedant peasant. Since we’re talking about that little gay tart Owen — it’s PROSTATE

  83. 83
    i joo says:

    u?
    😘
    eyes wide shut.
    i is wide.
    choo choo.

  84. 84
    Auditors Asleep says:

    Coop bank discovers ANOTHER £400m black hole.

  85. 85
    Mind the gap says:

    Perhaps we should all move to packyland or Somalia as most of them seem to be over here already so those places must be nearly empty by now

  86. 86
    Mad, Bad & Dangerous Gordon McRuin ( Member in absentia ) says:

    It started in America.

  87. 87
    Mind the gap says:

    Or Mandy and Tone – financiers to the oligarchs

  88. 88
    Shameless says:

    @25

    “Never heard of him. Who is He? What does he do?”

    He’s an “ex-junkie” who now takes methadone, the heroin substitute, on prescription.

    btw did you know that many “ex-junkies” often trade their methadone to other heroin users. Methadone recipients are normally required to take the dose (swallow) whilst on the chemists premises. However, they often do not swallow the dose and upon leaving the chemist they spit the dose into a bottle. The small amount of methadone is then traded as the product known as “spit-back”.

    So the next time you see someone loitering in your local chemist, apparently not buying anything or seemingly not collecting a normal prescription, it is highly likely that they are waiting for a convenient moment to receive their “dose”.

  89. 89
    Or sue and 'tuffers' says:

    I think Matt Dawson is bigger

  90. 90
    A peasnt passing through... says:

    Comme vous voulez, monsieur. Je m’en fou.

  91. 91
    Ah! give us a laugh says:

    Who is the comedian going under the name of Mr.X?

  92. 92
    She is fugly says:

    Or the face that sucked a thousand (neocon) cocks?

  93. 93
    One N, Two Bs, Two Ts says:

    Sexist!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  94. 94
    aren't you forgetting says:

    What about Alistair Campbell?

  95. 95
    Strange but true says:

    Black female teenager shot and killed by another black teenager in Hackney, London – Only local news

    White teenager shoots and kills someone in Orlando, Florida – Front page news on every MSM outlet in the UK…and will be for the next few months.

  96. 96
    and says:

    Why is he being protected?
    Surely other vulnerable lads should know
    which trendy comedian to avoid.

  97. 97
    Myfanwy says:

    When I was working 7 days a week it made no difference, every day was the same. If you are refering to the “cartoon”, well look at it this way, it gets you in the right mood to sort your underlings out.

  98. 98
    S t range bu t t r ue says:

    B l ack fe male te enager sho t and killed by another b l ack te enager in H ack ney, London – Only local news.

    W h ite fe male te enager sho ots and kills someone in Or lan do, Flo rida – Front page news on every MSM outlet in the UK…and will be for the next few months.

    I see the mod’ding is getting quite sophisticated these days.

  99. 99
    Wussell Bland's playlist says:

    “IPCC admits they got it wrong on …”

    getting to be quite a big list

  100. 100
    Sir Lard of Prescott says:

    The face that lunched a thousand chips

  101. 101
    Jeremy Clarkson says:

    Or piers mOrgan

  102. 102
    Wussell Bland's playlist says:

    Bigot!!!

  103. 103
    Spartacus says:

    question to ask is, will he beat the libdem candidate?

  104. 104
    Myfanwy says:

    I have no idea, must be one of those little people that the Master’s underlings have told Geedes to rag. It’s something to do with fracking, he stands no chance unless he stands in a Tory NIMBY constituency where fracking has been authorised.

  105. 105
    Wussell Bland's playlist says:

    just to be clear, Bez is skinny one in the beige top who contributes the ‘dancing’

  106. 106
    FRACK OFF CAMERON says:

    Fuck fraking , what about this other shit “Gasification” ?
    This is where you drill down to perfectly good coal reserves you then drill a second hole a distance away and “Set Fire to the Coal !”This produces a gas called Symgas which can be used in industry
    I know the tories hate miners but why can we not open a few mines and create thousands of jobs to get the stuff out the proper way ?

    This is a danderouse experiment that could backfire
    there are underground coal fires around the world , that have been burning for over 6000 years

  107. 107
    Wussell Bland's playlist says:

    If you’re going to be a fucking pedant and least get it right – you are thinking of “prone”.

  108. 108
    Your starter for 10 says:

    Look back a thread or two where somebody informed us his first name began with the letter ‘S’… and his surname was the same as one of a duo of hilarious black comedians from the 1950s. Off you go.

    Good hunting

  109. 109
    Wussell Bland's playlist says:

    he’ll certainly increase the intake – of class A drugs

  110. 110
    Myfanwy says:

    What about total independence for the area within the confines of the M25, set up customs posts on the borders.

  111. 111
    Mind the gap says:

    … ah! That explains all this global warming then.

  112. 112
    Super Injunction says:

    Not the much beloved Steven K Andy?!!!

  113. 113
    Disgusted of Neasden says:

    After the election, he will be renaming the band as Unhappy Fridays.

  114. 114
    Wussell Bland's playlist says:

    Nah.

    Jack Straw

  115. 115
    Myfanwy says:

    Errrm how much more is the RBS and LLoyds going to shell out for mis selling and how much have they payed out already?

  116. 116
    the mystical mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    who’s Bez ?

  117. 117
    Spartacus says:

    just print the money and give it to them

  118. 118
    Your starter for 10 says:

    Proceed upwards to Geed’s next thread and read the comments. You will find your prize there.

  119. 119
    Hazel Boaz says:

    Oooh, you can have my personal shopper if you like!

    Hazel

  120. 120
    Russell Square says:

    Ask Prince Harry. He knows.

  121. 121
    Shocked of Sheen says:

    According to Wickers World: “He is the son of a police Detective Inspector.[3] He was a maraca player, dancer and the mascot of Salford band Happy Mondays, having been invited in by lead singer Shaun Ryder shortly after the band was formed. He is chiefly remembered for his bizarre style of dancing, and use of the maracas. The band’s second single was called “Freaky Dancin'”, and is rumored to be a tribute to Bez, although Happy Mondays vocalist Shaun William Ryder says that this is not the case in his autobiography “Twistin’ My Melon”.

    Just the sort of chap we need to lead us…

  122. 122
    Just Saying says:

    Did not even mention that a referendum in Florence, Italy voted to make themselves independent as they are losing over $13 billion in supporting the corrupt south.
    As for the Toady coverage this morning it was truly dire, and makes me wonder at the taxpayer cost relative to the low level of capability of Justin Webb.

  123. 123
    Just Saying says:

    That sank without trace.

  124. 124
    Professor of Climowrangling at the Arthur Smith metropolitan university of Tadcaster says:

    Ssshhh!
    I’m about to apply for another 5 year grant to investigate this shit.

  125. 125
    Nbile Nkwongo says:

    and who’s wors?

  126. 126
    Joe Stalin says:

    “suspected” – don’t they know?
    I suspect incompetence, arrogance and ignorance is rife in Liebor, unions, BBC, NHS, education etc etc. But I would clean it out.

  127. 127
    Tina Thatcher says:

    I have seen the future and it ain’t garlic bread.

    It is frack frack and even more fracking.

    I will frack if I want and refuse to pay VAT for the privilege.

  128. 128
    E.I. Addio says:

    Does anyone really listen to the inane ramblings off this incoherent pillock? Makes Billy Bragg seem like Einstein…

  129. 129
    Remotely Controlled says:

    As a member of the RMT I have just received a text asking for a minutes silence at 13.30.
    I therefore urge all decent members of society to join me as I shall be making as much f***ing noise as possible so the lefty scum infesting this country will know how much I despise their union, their hardcore supporters and any other deviant left wing F***wits that roll up with tears in their eyes , claiming scumbag lefty brotherhood.

    F*** Off Crow, burn you Bas***d!

    Before anyone asks, I’m only in it for the paid lawyer support in event I do something completely stupid and jeopardize my job.

  130. 130
    Gauteng gangster says:

    “Wors” is Souf Efrikan sausage, my china.

  131. 131
    FRACK OFF CAMERON says:

    Have a look at this

  132. 132
    CHRIST ON A BIKE! says:

    The the opposition to fracking comes from the those groups with most to lose.

    – Labour Party (and assorted allies) Electoral interests damaged
    – The Russians lose out economically and influence on Western Europe by controlling supply of gas is diminished
    – Other existing energy providers suffer financially.

    Fracking makes perfect sense for the general well-being adn economic development of the country. Those opposed to it, have a much narrower band of interest that motivates their opposition.

  133. 133
    FRACK OFF CAMERON says:

    I say old chap would you like a Wottery gwant what !

  134. 134
    Dromey says:

    tell me more

  135. 135
    French pedant says:

    Je m’en fous, note the final s

  136. 136
    The Timerunner says:

    I think you’re complimenting him by putting his IQ in double figures.

  137. 137
    Dr Llareggub says:

    Bez is being head hunted as a candidate by mad dog anarchist Bone of the newly revived Class War Party. Bone who describes himself as the most dangerous man in Britain seeks togetherness with the stupidest man in Britain.

  138. 138
    broderick crawford says:

    and no sharja law implementation bollox from the Law Society .

    If they can legally have four genitally mutilated sharia wives I want four genitally un mutilated and constantly aroused concubines as my legal agnostic entitlement ….

  139. 139
    broderick crawford says:

    Salazar was the name of the last Portuguese dictator before so called democracy took hold .

    Now I guess that particular nantke may have oassed to Mourinho the Specisl One.

  140. 140
    broderick crawford says:

    Or the BIS Bank for International Settlements , the so called

    ” ….. central bankers central Wank …”

  141. 141
    RightwinggitRedux says:

    Did you mean Sс unthorpe?


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