March 24th, 2014

McIntosh Supporters Eye Snap By-Election

The Anne McIntosh problem is not going away for the Tories, with the latest speculation being that the MP might trigger a by-election to try to win the backing of her Yorkshire constituency. McIntosh denies that there are plans to stand as an independent without Tory opposition – after her own association booted her in January- though she tells Guido that she has made ‘no decision as yet’ on what she will do. But then she would say that wouldn’t she…

McIntosh’s dwindling number of fans think it will be easier for her to win as an independent in a separate by-election, possibly held the same day as the European Elections in May, than it would to win at the General Election. The only thing worrying her supporters is that UKIP might pip their girl at the post.


  1. 1
    The Public says:

    Who cares?

    She belongs to a party that doesn’t believe in anything.

  2. 2
    Diseased BBC Anus says:

    Did anyone hear Lady muck Vicky Derbyshire allow some monosyllabic, scrounging, labour activist cu’nt say ‘the tories have destroyed the NHS’ on her show this am?

    She uttered not a word of qualification as to the fact the baby burning NHS hasnt been destroyed

  3. 3
  4. 4
    C.O.Jones says:

    Is that a photo of Bez?

  5. 5
    An NHS Funded Sexual Health Advisor says:

    VD is so last century STI please and of course no blame or shame attaches

  6. 6
    Spoonface says:

    Except for lining our pockets at your expense

  7. 7
    Mitch says:

    MacIntosh would do well to remember that the constituency isn’t her personal property to p1ss about with at her pleasure.

  8. 8
    Tory MP says:

    Guido gave me the clap

  9. 9
    Alex says:

    Is she Scottish? Why doesn’t she stand in Scotland?

  10. 10
    the mystical mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    clap clinic is more rhyming

  11. 11
    Border Terrier says:

    She has been turfed out by a local toff and his chums.

    Don’t give up Anne.

  12. 12
    Mitch says:

    The argument is that we need to pay M.P.’s more to attract people, when in fact this nutter is fighting tooth and claw to be there and would probably do it for nothing.

  13. 13
    Someone says:

    So, what has this woman ever done for the people of this country?

  14. 14
    BBC Red Bottom says:

    We have ordered 10,000 bottles of finest champagne to toast out the Tories in 2015.
    I, for one, will welcome our new Labour party overlords.

  15. 15
    Bill Quango MP says:

    Bez’s mum I think

  16. 16
    Mitch says:

    And gone through various appeals which have if anything emphasised how poorly she is thought of.

  17. 17
    Ma­q­bo­­ul says:

    So why is there a picture of David Bowie up there?

  18. 18
    David Baddiel @Baddiel says:

    When Bez says he’s going to stand for parliament does he mean he’s going to stand, then move forward, then back again, looking a bit glazed?

  19. 19
    Sky News says:

    Breaking news

    PM Cameron has just announced that there will be no sanctions on oligarchs in London

    They are farr too important for the future of Britain as the money laundering and tax evasion capital of the world, he added.

  20. 20
    jgm2 says:

    It was drawn by Rich & Mark.

  21. 21
    Ma­q­bo­­ul says:

    Eee lad a think thou’s niver bin tae Yorkshire,

  22. 22
    Spiders in jars says:

    Because the subject is about Bi-elections

  23. 23
    Ma­q­bo­­ul says:

    She never switched her second home?

  24. 24
    Hansard writer says:

    It’s the Yorkshire Taliban at work

    Tough lot…she was never one of them…

  25. 25
    Hansard writer says:



  26. 26
    Ed Balls says:

    I only care about two things about her…

    1. Is she a serial trougher?

    2. Is she a dyke

    3. Is she some other kind of sexual deviant

    4. Does she take bungs from lobbyists?

    I the answer is no to both questions, then she deserves promotion!

  27. 27
    EU Funded Pro-EU Troll says:

    Vote UKIP

  28. 28
    Diseased BBC Anus says:


    Get back to buggering and bullying on the license fee

  29. 29
    Rebekah, still on trial says:

    I would like to put my name forward for this constituency

    Dave has put me top of his A list of Tory candidates

    I can have Parliamentary immunity that way

  30. 30
    Mitch says:

    In my experience Yorkshire people are pretty fair and not as malicious as most. She’d have had to go a long way to p*ss them all off this much.

  31. 31
    Rational Tory says:

    The Tory Party died in Scotland years ago

    Do keep up

    Why do you think we want to jocks to declare UDI?

  32. 32
    Wankers says:

    Cameron and his liberal pro EU mates should fuck off and form their own party.
    Call it the SDP or something.

  33. 33
    bergen says:

    On the basis that the Tory party is a principle-free zone, she must have personally wound up the locals a great deal for this to happen.

  34. 34
    C O (Ξ7h) says:

    Bez’s idea for Parliament seems to follow from Cameron’s hiring of S’haun R’yder the other year for some help with class:

  35. 35
    Cicero says:

    No – she was a Cameron choice, parachuted in.

  36. 36
    Cicero says:

    She was kicked out on a vote which had an 88% turnout.

  37. 37
    Weird Ed says:

    I have a Yorkthire conthtituenthy – it ith tho far north it maketh my noth bleed,
    but my conthtituenth jutht love me becauth I have the common tuth.

  38. 38
    Tastebud Tony says:

    Snap Elections! My Comrades at Brussels and in the Ukraine don’t like them (unless they go their way). Whoever said manipulating Democracy was the sole remit of Russia and Despots?

  39. 39
    I dislike socialists intensely says:

    She came across as quite an efficient and competent MP .

  40. 40
    Tastebud Tony says:

    A real Yorkshire lass if ever there was one. Just ask my mate Cleggy, he’s well on the know about flat caps ‘n’ ferrets ‘n’ workin’ down pit. Boy how I like this FPTP ‘thingy’ we have. We’d put skydivers to shame with the amount of parachuting us lot do!

  41. 41
    Localtard says:

    That’s Rod Stewart, you ‘tard!

  42. 42
    MagicFlute says:

    Anne’s constituency of Thirsk & Malton is immediatly south of William Hague’s Richmond constituency. So Anne comes just below William, an unlikely coupling for both of them.

  43. 43
    Anonymous says:

    She can fuck off back to her home in Essex where she really lives. I recall when she was an MEP local Tories used to hold demonstrations against her wherever she went. Fucking good riddance to the bitter barren hag.

  44. 44
    Anonymous says:

    She is half Danish and half Scottish – married to a Yank. She is a fucking Europhile.

  45. 45
    You know its the truth says:

    At least she isn’t in favour of more PIE,in saying that wheres Black Jack Harman, still not miss typing BigBlackGayCocks .com

  46. 46
  47. 47
    O'Really? says:

    Has anyone ever seen Anne McIntosh and Lilly Savage in the same room at the same time?

  48. 48
    Fred Trueman says:

    She is a copper bottomed loon and as such will be missed.

  49. 49
    Ey-up Lad says:

    She’ll be slaughtered in a by-election. Her current and previous constitency (Vale of York) have had trouble with her; she is way, way past her sell by date. Threatening to stand against an official Tory candidate shows that she only has her interests at heart. AND she is a Europhile to the core – having been a Euro MP before she got her Westminster gig. Tories in North Yorkshire just want her to shut up and go quietly, probably with the promise of a seat in the House of Lords if she plays the white man.

  50. 50
    This is the BBC Light Program says:

    I thought it was that David Bowie treacherously whining on again that the 4ken Scots should vote NO!

  51. 51
    Mind the gap says:

    It is Parliamentary imPunity, luv.

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